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Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episodes

Date Title Description  
3/16/23 470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed ma...rriages and a very Canadian scandal. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more Transcribed
3/9/23 469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a ...leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more Transcribed
3/2/23 468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J... Pringle, and DJ Mustard.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more Transcribed
2/23/23 467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew... tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
2/16/23 466: No Such Thing As Political Moss Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, poli...tical moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
2/10/23 465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs ...and onion bulbs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
2/2/23 464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizea...ble screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
1/26/23 463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks a...nd poking parishioners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
1/20/23 462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss... ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
1/12/23 461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Ti...ntin's tuft and mystery moose. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
1/5/23 460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna di...scuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
12/29/22 459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, A...ndy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?).   Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
12/22/22 458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, A...ndy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
12/16/22 457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why V...icki McClure wasn't taken for a ride. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
12/9/22 456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records,... Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
12/2/22 455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debr...is. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
11/25/22 454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones ...and anaesthesia. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
11/18/22 453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant busi...nessmen, and a blue movie. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
11/11/22 452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Lo...cking Lips. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
11/4/22 451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger..., the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
10/27/22 450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your hea...d and losing your platoon. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
10/20/22 449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what...'s wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
10/13/22 448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing..., coaching and croissants. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.   Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
10/6/22 447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, card...board, car keys and deadly parrot fever. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
9/29/22 446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space,... chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
9/22/22 445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew di...scuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
9/15/22 444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping sco...undrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
9/8/22 443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chicke...ns, spreadsheets and changing sheets. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
9/1/22 442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possession...s. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
8/25/22 441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, music...al machines and medical mishaps. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
8/18/22 440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, ...bricks, bivalves and boiling. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
8/11/22 439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' B...oulders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
8/4/22 438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon V...alley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon more
7/28/22 437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky m...ovies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/22/22 436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad m...edicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/15/22 435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopside...d lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/8/22 434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pir...ates and painting princes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/1/22 433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-b...ursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/24/22 432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts,... talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/17/22 431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodi...gies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/10/22 430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complai...nts), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey).  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/3/22 No Such Thing As A Royal Seal Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something f...rom Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/2/22 429: No Such Thing As Newsbite Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating mol...es and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/27/22 428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears,... squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/20/22 427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the ...robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/13/22 426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging..., Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/6/22 425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river o...f Mississippi and the snowflake early universe.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/29/22 424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behe...moths, thai tastes, and fun foley.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/22/22 423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, ha...rd rock, and controversial colourful cafes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/15/22 422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send la...wbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/8/22 421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitami...ns, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/1/22 420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic fu...nfairs and audacious actors.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/25/22 419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats a...nd the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/18/22 418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasma...nia's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/11/22 417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-front...s and MRI scanners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/4/22 416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a muse...um that is barely there. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/25/22 415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers,... poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/18/22 414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and hea...dy squabs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/11/22 413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks,... artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
2/4/22 412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss ...fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
1/28/22 411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, p...istachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/21/22 410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that esc...ape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/14/22 409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tiger...s, testicle theft and trendy priests.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/7/22 408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bas...hing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/31/21 407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, An...na and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
12/24/21 406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna... and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
12/17/21 405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, ...military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
12/10/21 403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest base...ball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
12/3/21 402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in So...uthampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
11/26/21 401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did ...a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe? Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
11/19/21 400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna a...nd Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
11/12/21 399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in pris...on, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
11/5/21 398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous ...midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  more
10/29/21 397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and ...Tereshkova. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/22/21 396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers..., death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/15/21 395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar ha...mmock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/8/21 394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, ...Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/1/21 393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vulture...s, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/24/21 392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Reco...rds discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/17/21 391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about... camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/10/21 390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, ho...w to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/3/21 389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatab...le shoes and likin' lichen.    Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/27/21 388: No Such Thing As A Danquito Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonf...lies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs.    Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/20/21 387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, f...lashing lights and lots and lots of dancing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/13/21 386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Ke...aton and Kazakhstan.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/6/21 385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Ro...cking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/30/21 384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginabl...e, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/23/21 383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concorde...s and who belongs behind a snob screen Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/16/21 382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting ta...tties, provocative publications and rearing rocks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/9/21 381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppet...s, pointy picks and powerful people. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/2/21 380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommo...n methods for removing a tooth, and the greatest knobheads in Science Fiction. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/25/21 379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon mine...rals, incontinent snakes and the weirdness of watermelons Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/18/21 378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and wh...ere bald eagles get their takeaways. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/11/21 377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal James, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actor...s' special rings, and textual deviants.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/4/21 376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manu...el Miranda's next big broadway hit, and what a Ptaszynski really means.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/28/21 375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farti...ng.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/21/21 374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and servi...ce stations.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/14/21 373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy h...andshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/7/21 372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of n...ewborns.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/30/21 371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that l...eft the premises.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/23/21 370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism f...or babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/16/21 369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancien...t chinese sunnies.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/9/21 368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butter...flies and buttered muffins.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/2/21 367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prin...ce with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/26/21 366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive babo...ons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/19/21 365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and ...why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/17/21 No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip... from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief!  more
3/11/21 364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hungry marines, thirsty police and... sleepy snooker players. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/5/21 363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers an...d a very Nortey footballer.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/26/21 362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil... Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/19/21 361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on ...to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to goats.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/12/21 360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and l...eopard dentistry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/5/21 359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ......of the audio variety Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/29/21 358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shoot...outs and a very unpleasant way to go.   Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/22/21 357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensationa...l Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/15/21 356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and... a load of old molluscs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/8/21 355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza ...and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/31/20 354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy..., Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/24/20 353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinche...s and the dangerous world of carol singing.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/18/20 352: No Such Thing As Loki-day Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters tha...t are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it is Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/11/20 351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans ...and a very brazen Dane. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/4/20 350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous land...ing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
11/27/20 349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly da...ngerous activity.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
11/20/20 348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and ...infinite tiles.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
11/13/20 347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why yo...u can never have too much spam.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
11/6/20 346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut Dan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world die...t, the last species on Earth, and what Tom Collins has been saying behind all of your backs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/30/20 345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy ...and the wickedest man in the world in this year's Hallowe'en special.  more
10/23/20 344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and... French Donkeys.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/16/20 343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bodacious inventions, heinous nuclea...r errors and most triumphant costume design. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/9/20 342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the most badass members of the Roo...sevelt family, the legend of Barry Towncouncil, and what on Earth a not-a-bird is.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/2/20 341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich Dan, James, Anna and Rhys Darby discuss dog dramas, wacky walks, and k...iller Kiwis.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/25/20 340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss immobile fish, inedible sandwiches a...nd incredible traffic jams. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/18/20 339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub Anna, James, Andy and Tom Scott discuss flashing lights, measuring tre...es and naughty penguins Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/11/20 338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube Dan, James, Andy and Jenny Ryan discuss criminal times, baffling crime...s and spurious rhymes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/4/20 337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss advanced spatial mathematics, lingui...stic philosophy and a really really big cow Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/28/20 336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad Dan, James, Andy and Sara Pascoe discuss DNA, 747s and TMI from a cert...ain beetle. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/21/20 335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers Dan, James, Andy and Sandi Toksvig discuss Bargain Hoovers, Hidden Riv...ers and Ginger Rogers Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/14/20 334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss swimming, wrestling, necking, and a ...very unfortunate giraffe. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/7/20 333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados A show of outtakes from the last four months. Dan, James, Anna and And...y discuss Fingerprints, silly walks, figs, dunes and much much more.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/31/20 332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stickers, smartphones and a man who ...spent a lot of time cooped up. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/24/20 331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Kings of Leon, debate some Mule-...y Chambers, and find out Whose Snacks are on Fire Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/17/20 330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss rocks of ages, cool treads and disco... moles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/10/20 329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's lo...neliest crab Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
7/3/20 328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sund...ay Trading Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/26/20 327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado Lies Visit... nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/22/20 No Such Thing As The iSausage Extra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels... and Unusual Swords in a bonus episode to raise money for the Care Workers Charity. Donate here: qi.com/donate. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/19/20 326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million qui...d, the secret of word peace, and why some people are more gullible than others.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/12/20 325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and F...rench day trippers.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
6/5/20 324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2 Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and His...toric Cartoons Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/29/20 323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an ...owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/22/20 322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slim...y sausages.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/15/20 321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and wha...t the Mayans got right in 2012.   Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/8/20 320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest ...Limo and the World's Most Dangerous Mirrors Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
5/1/20 319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofa...hs and Ooya! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/24/20 318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men' James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ant...s, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/17/20 317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire wa...y to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/10/20 316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Ot...her Strange Tails.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
4/3/20 315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes.  ...Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/27/20 314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a ...little bit jealous of Jessica Alba.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/20/20 313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangero...us; and people who got very hot and very cold.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/13/20 312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoe...s were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
3/6/20 311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle... that was too full, and a nose that was just right.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/28/20 310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Arti...sts; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/21/20 309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, ...Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/14/20 308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving wit...h a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
2/7/20 307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether wo...rms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/31/20 306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the i...nventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/24/20 305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo s...hip, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/17/20 304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs a...re called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/10/20 303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's... lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
1/3/20 302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus Happy New Year! Enjoy a  bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019... - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/27/19 Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year insta...lment - buy it now from audible.com! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/25/19 301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discus...s the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/20/19 300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, An...na and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/13/19 299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goa...ts that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
12/6/19 298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the ...pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil. more
11/29/19 297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest bi...rds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
11/22/19 296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test... moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
11/15/19 295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes ...Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
11/8/19 294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-dama...ged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
11/1/19 293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's... litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/24/19 292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019 Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of ...The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket. The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now! Amazon: Apple Books: Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
10/18/19 291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astr...onauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries. more
10/11/19 290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuc...lear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon. more
10/4/19 289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of moti...on sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/27/19 288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas... Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/20/19 287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums..., North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/13/19 286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fish...erman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
9/6/19 285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouT...ube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/30/19 284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t...-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/23/19 283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, ...exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. more
8/16/19 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's... karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze. more
8/9/19 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean ...warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow. more
8/2/19 280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced ...drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes. more
7/26/19 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguar...ds, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history. more
7/19/19 278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitle...r's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire. more
7/12/19 277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cybor...gs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts. more
7/5/19 276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorke...lling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years. more
6/28/19 275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopota...mus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes. more
6/21/19 274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese music...al floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies. more
6/14/19 273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, ...relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire. more
6/7/19 272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accou...ntant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism. more
5/31/19 271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater d...og treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor. more
5/24/19 270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, cof...fee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists. more
5/17/19 269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height r...estrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East. more
5/10/19 268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniat...ure trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants. more
5/3/19 267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued fr...ogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody. more
4/26/19 266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engr...avings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses. more
4/19/19 265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed p...unishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand. more
4/12/19 264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecr...ows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say. more
4/5/19 263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning... goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems. more
3/29/19 262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy... discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game. more
3/22/19 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramop...hones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating. more
3/15/19 260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of s...liced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage more
3/8/19 259: No Such Thing As Flyagra Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69i...ng on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus more
3/1/19 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs i...n the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer. more
2/22/19 257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Sat...urn, and competitive ploughing. more
2/15/19 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and ...the best weather for starting a business. more
2/8/19 255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, an...d incorrectly formatted declarations of war. more
2/1/19 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the inven...tion of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags. more
1/25/19 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis ...Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child. more
1/18/19 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winner...s, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper. more
1/11/19 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, we...ightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express. more
1/4/19 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giz...a, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst. more
12/28/18 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Hap...py New Year! more
12/25/18 Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The ...Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more. more
12/21/18 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's ...oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September. more
12/14/18 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goa...t, and King Lear's happy ending. more
12/7/18 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from ...M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes. more
11/30/18 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force... made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword. more
11/23/18 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs wit...h regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums. more
11/16/18 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discus...s snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog. more
11/9/18 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of... the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'. more
11/1/18 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity w...ith celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush. more
10/26/18 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Sm...ith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London. more
10/19/18 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how t...o build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities. more
10/12/18 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, whe...re all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5. more
10/5/18 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the... whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system. more
9/28/18 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe... practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding. more
9/21/18 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the ...oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair. more
9/14/18 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and self...ies with sunflowers. more
9/7/18 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and... metal umlauts. more
8/31/18 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teet...h gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp. more
8/24/18 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out ...of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating. more
8/17/18 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss h...ow the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths). more
8/10/18 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's ho...memade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more. more
8/3/18 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoo...r hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit. more
7/27/18 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, An...na and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements. more
7/20/18 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants o...n portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex. more
7/13/18 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BB...C stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon. more
7/6/18 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling..., policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour. more
6/29/18 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteor...ite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky. more
6/22/18 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish ...sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true. more
6/14/18 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the stree...t value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers. more
6/8/18 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan..., and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots more
6/1/18 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to ge...t the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting. more
5/25/18 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victoria...n reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood. more
5/18/18 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to... eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper. more
5/11/18 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying m...an in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war. more
5/4/18 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental con...ception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race. more
4/27/18 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss... blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up. more
4/20/18 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first... waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand. more
4/13/18 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, ...the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley. more
4/6/18 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party eti...quette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs. more
3/30/18 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, th...e cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes. more
3/23/18 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and w...hy 1p on the ground isn't worth anything. more
3/23/18 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg... stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink. more
3/9/18 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies..., computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day. more
3/2/18 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes ar...e a fashion crime and ice golf championships. more
2/23/18 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's larges...t wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world. more
2/16/18 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a mus...ical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris. more
2/9/18 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why... our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery. more
2/2/18 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for hor...ses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it. more
1/26/18 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand'...s Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence. more
1/19/18 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting ...Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick. more
1/12/18 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' insid...e-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps. more
1/6/18 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador. more
12/29/17 No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017 All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Chr...istmas-and-New-Year-bit! more
12/25/17 Merry Fishmas! A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book... Of The Year. more
12/22/17 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from ...Up The Creek in Greenwich more
12/15/17 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flam...ingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains. more
12/8/17 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke ...a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions. more
12/1/17 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, ...Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots. more
11/25/17 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window..., the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps. more
11/17/17 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the r...adio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains. more
11/10/17 191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's ro...botic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk. more
11/3/17 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomera...ngs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat. more
11/1/17 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and And...y discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again. more
10/27/17 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only... Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK. more
10/20/17 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen c...ities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter. more
10/13/17 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based vot...es, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind. more
10/6/17 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford...'s BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show. more
9/29/17 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical... street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus. more
9/22/17 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborou...gh's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes. more
9/15/17 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British La...wnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves. more
9/8/17 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maveric...k train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen. more
9/1/17 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters... fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman. more
8/25/17 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever... Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels. more
8/18/17 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the la...nd of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese? more
8/11/17 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss t...he invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars]. more
8/4/17 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined c...hocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud. more
7/28/17 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the wo...rld's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs. more
7/21/17 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the pop...emobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes. more
7/14/17 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico...'s artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules. more
7/7/17 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, In...donesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers. more
6/30/17 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha C...hristie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts. more
6/23/17 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the w...orld's greatest fly swatters. more
6/16/17 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the... size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots. more
6/9/17 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, A...nna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya. more
6/2/17 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting... crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it). more
5/26/17 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on ...your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees. more
5/19/17 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight,... China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears. more
5/11/17 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corby...n's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service. more
5/5/17 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining... the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain. more
4/28/17 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the sc...ience behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production. more
4/21/17 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robot...ic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth. more
4/13/17 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porc...h swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes. more
4/7/17 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old super...human swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse. more
3/31/17 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing ma...chines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest. more
3/24/17 157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg... storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space. more
3/17/17 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm wha...le-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches. more
3/10/17 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of... the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast more
3/3/17 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow...-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers. more
2/24/17 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable ne...wspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams. more
2/17/17 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions...' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world. more
2/10/17 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Kom...odo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog. more
2/3/17 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom...-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished. more
1/27/17 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity cam...els, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore. more
1/20/17 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Str...eet's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine. more
1/13/17 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the wo...rld, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace. more
1/6/17 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pre...gnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral. more
12/30/16 No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 epis...odes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year! more
12/23/16 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy tak...e facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News. more
12/16/16 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible pa...sswords and why Jupiter is shrinking. more
12/9/16 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th c...entury space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors. more
12/2/16 142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky ...penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office. more
11/25/16 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an ele...phant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'. more
11/18/16 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on s...ubmarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List. more
11/12/16 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discu...ss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use. more
11/4/16 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-han...ded snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool. more
10/28/16 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places... where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane. more
10/21/16 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's p...orn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property. more
10/14/16 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser... tag, and the best party in the history of the world. more
10/7/16 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize. more
9/30/16 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate. more
9/23/16 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal k...ookaburras and what paper was first used for. more
9/16/16 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for d...ucts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts. more
9/9/16 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the gho...st of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers. more
9/2/16 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for an...ts, and the origin of the ballpoint pen. more
8/26/16 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential... putters and reasons for spying your neighbours. more
8/19/16 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding' Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's le...ast favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon. more
8/12/16 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic ra...ces for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair. more
8/5/16 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyl...es, and the not-so-gentle lemur. more
7/29/16 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer,... and kangaroos on trampolines. more
7/22/16 123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barb...ecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles. more
7/15/16 122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and ...how to get more milk from a cow. more
7/8/16 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison,... and Ancient Egyptian butchers. more
7/1/16 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss h...ouses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky. more
6/24/16 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus ...dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon. more
6/16/16 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, c...heat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit. more
6/9/16 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performin...g racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief. more
6/2/16 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret powe...r stations, and Buddhist robots. more
5/26/16 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off n...ational anthems and crows holding grudges. more
5/19/16 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for... QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet. more
5/13/16 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of ...all emojis, and the alphabet of the future. more
5/6/16 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catap...ults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper. more
4/29/16 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy disc...uss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents. more
4/22/16 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwate...r postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation. more
4/15/16 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop m...ountains and the world's first newspaper. more
4/8/16 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, p...oo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire. more
4/1/16 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastaf...arians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble. more
3/25/16 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing a...nimals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever. more
3/18/16 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens..., litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies. more
3/11/16 104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna ...discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America. more
3/4/16 103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss g...lass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters. more
2/26/16 102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and A...ndy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards. more
2/18/16 101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discus...s hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras. more
2/12/16 100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy si...lent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast. more
2/5/16 99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discus...s sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through. more
1/29/16 98: No Such Thing As Planet George Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna ...and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner. more
1/22/16 97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a... jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries. more
1/15/16 96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary ...friend, and levitating fridges. more
1/8/16 95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex... and walking worms. more
1/1/16 94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna ...and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies. more
12/25/15 93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Chr...istmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain. more
12/18/15 92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna ...and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass. more
12/11/15 91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988 Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical pu...ns, and a week with Willy the worm. more
12/4/15 90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where wat...er comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice. more
11/27/15 89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors. more
11/20/15 88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discu...ss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear. more
11/19/15 No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan,... James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto. more
11/13/15 87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and An...dy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain. more
11/6/15 86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attir...e, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping. more
10/30/15 85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy disc...uss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks. more
10/23/15 84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangero...us ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard. more
10/16/15 83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks. more
10/9/15 82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ...ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice. more
10/2/15 81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly ... more
9/25/15 80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ma...gnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine. more
9/18/15 79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Sc...rabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news. more
9/11/15 78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tr...ophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb. more
9/4/15 77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss th...e history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps. more
8/28/15 76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss th...e first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould. more
8/21/15 75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy an...d Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers. more
8/14/15 74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with ...WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper. more
8/7/15 73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret l...ibrary porn, and cannibalistic cane toads. more
7/31/15 72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynt...hesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea. more
7/24/15 71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get n...ew eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock. more
7/17/15 70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ ver...sus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies. more
7/10/15 69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea p...ig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read. more
7/3/15 68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets o...f flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw. more
6/26/15 67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of... marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks. more
6/19/15 66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, li...fts with toilets, and century-long book deals. more
6/12/15 65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering... Mexico and the professor of LEGO. more
6/5/15 64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and... a church for zombies. more
5/29/15 63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss... the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television. more
5/22/15 62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origi...n of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America. more
5/15/15 61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, kni...fe-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world. more
5/8/15 60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's las...t McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells. more
5/1/15 59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy di...scuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever. more
4/24/15 58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets w...ith chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives. more
4/17/15 57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and ...impossible colours. more
4/10/15 56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, ...and an old, new enemy to all mankind. more
4/3/15 55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet f...or plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water. more
3/27/15 54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric ...dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die. more
3/20/15 53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sell...otape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose. more
3/13/15 52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discus...s Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever. more
3/6/15 51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discus...s the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy. more
2/27/15 50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discus...s the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table. more
2/25/15 49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss... tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine. more
2/20/15 48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elv...es more
2/14/15 47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destruc...tive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo. more
2/7/15 46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes. more
1/30/15 45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Vo...n Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service. more
1/23/15 44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad sign...al, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box. more
1/16/15 43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-dra...wn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy. more
1/9/15 42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starter...s, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers. more
12/31/14 No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that d...idn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary astronauts, the Queen's nickname, and the Snow Yeti of Wales. more
12/24/14 41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell P...ark, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright pirates, penguins in Christmas jumpers and the patron saint of television. more
12/19/14 40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinos...aur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter. more
12/12/14 39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Britain's loudest snorer, and the garden party you don't want to get invited to. more
12/6/14 38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels A...tomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Lieven Scheire (@lievenscheire) discuss love huts, space pizzas, door-based ants, and rehab for drunk birds. more
11/28/14 37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldest spider web, prison newspapers, the emergency Olympic Games, and what happens if you kill the pope. more
11/21/14 36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, trucking bees, maize mazes and terrible reasons to call 999. more
11/15/14 35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Fes...tival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the invention of sarcasm, the Antarctic Fire Department, dogs disguised as lions, and a Ming dynasty astronaut. more
11/7/14 34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in go-go boots, the James Bonds that could have been and the most expensive thing Bruce Willis ever bought. more
10/30/14 33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshape...d), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, suppository broomsticks, the difference between a witch and a sorcerer, and why you should really be listening to this on 12 May. Check out qi.com/halloween for more. more
10/24/14 32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless Presidential gifts, great big arrows, Tom and Jerry’s sweet ending, and a passport carrying pharaoh. more
10/17/14 31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented the electric pillow. more
10/10/14 30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreib...erland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss cow-based computer code, who won the Bone Wars and how northern accents beat the Nazis. more
10/3/14 29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchth...ing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal theme tunes and how to get drunk on a shark. more
9/26/14 28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchth...ing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy... more
9/19/14 27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewh...unterm), and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old ladies in space, a gang of spying squirrels, Gandalf the Grey's real name, and more... more
9/13/14 26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti breasts. more
9/5/14 25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu...nterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest in Iceland. more
8/29/14 24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchth...ing), and Alex (@alexbell) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, giant birds' nests and how to play Hooverball. more
8/21/14 23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@e...ggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss a scream louder than the Big Bang, pigeon-shooting physicists, accidental porn, yawning your soul away, and why a beard in battle is a bad idea. more
8/14/14 22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (...@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a human, ancient ham, apes using iPads and the definition of Wales. more
8/8/14 21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@...eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss freedom kissing, hippo castration, iceberg cowboys and whether or not we should blow up the Moon. more
8/1/14 20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@...eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bees, Walt Disney's breakfast, shouting on buses and more... more
7/25/14 19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and An...na (@nosuchthing) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snail fights, tricky recipe ingredients and 'legs or tails'. more
7/18/14 18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Museum of Curiosity co-producer Richard Turner (@therichturner) discuss James Joyce's tiny underpants dance, a bucket worth starting a war for, fashionable apes, and much more... more
7/11/14 17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Chief Gnome John Lloyd (@qikipedia) discuss Elgar's football chants, Arsenal's response to 9/11, how connecting trains can affect a match, and more... Liking football not required more
7/5/14 16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) & Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss randy bears, Bhutanese yeti park rangers, clever 12 year old girls, and more... more
6/28/14 15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss Aztec popcorn, Top Gun in China, exploding dolls and David Cameron's door handle. more
6/26/14 NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland....com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) pit South Korea against Ghana to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/25/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visit...england.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today in this never-before-tried three-way special, Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Freddy Soames (@fsoames), pit Iran against Argentina against Ecuador to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/24/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com ...bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped), John Mitchinson (@johnmitchinson) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Greece against Japan to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/23/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland....com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/22/14 NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com br...ing you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Edelman (@alex_edelman) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/21/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.co...m bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Bosnia against Nigeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/20/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland....com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/19/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengl...and.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Ivory Coast to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/18/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.co...m bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Jack Burke (@jacksburke) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Cameroon against Chile to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/16/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.c...om bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Belgium against Algeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/15/14 NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.c...om bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit France against Honduras to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/15/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland....com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Germany against Portugal to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/14/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitenglan...d.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Uruguay against Costa Rica to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/13/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland....com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Spain against the Netherlands to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/12/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.co...m bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Brazil against Croatia to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country. more
6/7/14 14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Freddy Soames (@fsoames) discuss Charlemagne's tablecloth, Charles Lindbergh's fan mail, the original members of the Mile-High club and more... more
5/30/14 13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & special guest Lieven Scheire (@Lievenscheire) discuss Disney's war effort, the rules of pillow fighting, stoned dolphins and more... more
5/23/14 12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss urinating voles, the rules of cricket according to J.M. Barrie, and more... more
5/16/14 11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wombat defence, Thailand's underwear policy, how to insult a Prime Minister and more... more
5/9/14 10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and special guest Eric Lampaert (@EricLampaert) discuss illegal javelin throwing, farts in a jar and more... more
5/2/14 9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart' Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ...James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wig theft, un-claimed elephant sperm, hermits at the bottom of the garden & more... more
4/25/14 8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon Episode 8: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ...James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss NASA Vs Nature, Coney Island's oddest ride, Harry Potter's Chinese adventures & more... more
4/18/14 7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ...James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss parachuting dogs, a misbehaving coconut, the longest game in the world & more... more
4/11/14 6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhun...term), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) and special guest Ig Nobel Prizes Founder Marc Abrahams (@marcabrahams) gather round a microphone to share their favourite newly discovered facts from the last days.  more
4/4/14 5: No Such Thing As A Kiss Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ...James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss rats, popes, kissing and moving house. more
3/28/14 4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ...James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss cavemen, spiders, fictitious mountains and immortal souls. For more, check out www.qi.com/podcast Theme Tune: "Wasps" by Emperor Yes. Buy on iTunes now. more
3/21/14 3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James... Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@gregjenner) and comedian Alex Edelman (@alexedelman) to discuss the first recorded smile, the most important animal in America and 300 years that may never have happened. For more check out www.qi.com/podcast more
3/14/14 2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark Episode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of ...QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. This episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm). For more check out www.qi.com/podcast more
3/8/14 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they'...ve found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) For more check out www.qi.com/podcast more
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