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Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episodes

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3/16/23 470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed ma... more Transcribed
3/9/23 469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a ... more Transcribed
3/2/23 468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J... more Transcribed
2/23/23 467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew... more
2/16/23 466: No Such Thing As Political Moss Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, poli... more
2/10/23 465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs ... more
2/2/23 464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizea... more
1/26/23 463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks a... more
1/20/23 462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss... more
1/12/23 461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Ti... more
1/5/23 460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna di... more
12/29/22 459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, A... more
12/22/22 458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, A... more
12/16/22 457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why V... more
12/9/22 456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records,... more
12/2/22 455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debr... more
11/25/22 454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones ... more
11/18/22 453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant busi... more
11/11/22 452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Lo... more
11/4/22 451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger... more
10/27/22 450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your hea... more
10/20/22 449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what... more
10/13/22 448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing... more
10/6/22 447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, card... more
9/29/22 446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space,... more
9/22/22 445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew di... more
9/15/22 444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping sco... more
9/8/22 443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chicke... more
9/1/22 442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possession... more
8/25/22 441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, music... more
8/18/22 440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, ... more
8/11/22 439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' B... more
8/4/22 438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon V... more
7/28/22 437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky m... more
7/22/22 436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad m... more
7/15/22 435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopside... more
7/8/22 434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pir... more
7/1/22 433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-b... more
6/24/22 432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts,... more
6/17/22 431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodi... more
6/10/22 430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complai... more
6/3/22 No Such Thing As A Royal Seal Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something f... more
6/2/22 429: No Such Thing As Newsbite Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating mol... more
5/27/22 428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears,... more
5/20/22 427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the ... more
5/13/22 426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging... more
5/6/22 425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river o... more
4/29/22 424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behe... more
4/22/22 423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, ha... more
4/15/22 422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send la... more
4/8/22 421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitami... more
4/1/22 420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic fu... more
3/25/22 419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats a... more
3/18/22 418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasma... more
3/11/22 417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-front... more
3/4/22 416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a muse... more
2/25/22 415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers,... more
2/18/22 414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and hea... more
2/11/22 413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks,... more
2/4/22 412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss ... more
1/28/22 411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, p... more
1/21/22 410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that esc... more
1/14/22 409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tiger... more
1/7/22 408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bas... more
12/31/21 407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, An... more
12/24/21 406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna... more
12/17/21 405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, ... more
12/10/21 403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest base... more
12/3/21 402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in So... more
11/26/21 401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did ... more
11/19/21 400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna a... more
11/12/21 399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in pris... more
11/5/21 398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous ... more
10/29/21 397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and ... more
10/22/21 396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers... more
10/15/21 395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar ha... more
10/8/21 394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, ... more
10/1/21 393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vulture... more
9/24/21 392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Reco... more
9/17/21 391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about... more
9/10/21 390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, ho... more
9/3/21 389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatab... more
8/27/21 388: No Such Thing As A Danquito Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonf... more
8/20/21 387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, f... more
8/13/21 386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Ke... more
8/6/21 385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Ro... more
7/30/21 384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginabl... more
7/23/21 383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concorde... more
7/16/21 382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting ta... more
7/9/21 381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppet... more
7/2/21 380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommo... more
6/25/21 379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon mine... more
6/18/21 378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and wh... more
6/11/21 377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal James, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actor... more
6/4/21 376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manu... more
5/28/21 375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farti... more
5/21/21 374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and servi... more
5/14/21 373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy h... more
5/7/21 372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of n... more
4/30/21 371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that l... more
4/23/21 370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism f... more
4/16/21 369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancien... more
4/9/21 368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butter... more
4/2/21 367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prin... more
3/26/21 366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive babo... more
3/19/21 365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and ... more
3/17/21 No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip... more
3/11/21 364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hungry marines, thirsty police and... more
3/5/21 363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers an... more
2/26/21 362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil... more
2/19/21 361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on ... more
2/12/21 360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and l... more
2/5/21 359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books .... more
1/29/21 358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shoot... more
1/22/21 357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensationa... more
1/15/21 356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and... more
1/8/21 355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza ... more
12/31/20 354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy... more
12/24/20 353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinche... more
12/18/20 352: No Such Thing As Loki-day Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters tha... more
12/11/20 351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans ... more
12/4/20 350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous land... more
11/27/20 349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly da... more
11/20/20 348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and ... more
11/13/20 347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why yo... more
11/6/20 346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut Dan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world die... more
10/30/20 345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy ... more
10/23/20 344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and... more
10/16/20 343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bodacious inventions, heinous nuclea... more
10/9/20 342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the most badass members of the Roo... more
10/2/20 341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich Dan, James, Anna and Rhys Darby discuss dog dramas, wacky walks, and k... more
9/25/20 340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss immobile fish, inedible sandwiches a... more
9/18/20 339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub Anna, James, Andy and Tom Scott discuss flashing lights, measuring tre... more
9/11/20 338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube Dan, James, Andy and Jenny Ryan discuss criminal times, baffling crime... more
9/4/20 337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss advanced spatial mathematics, lingui... more
8/28/20 336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad Dan, James, Andy and Sara Pascoe discuss DNA, 747s and TMI from a cert... more
8/21/20 335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers Dan, James, Andy and Sandi Toksvig discuss Bargain Hoovers, Hidden Riv... more
8/14/20 334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss swimming, wrestling, necking, and a ... more
8/7/20 333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados A show of outtakes from the last four months. Dan, James, Anna and And... more
7/31/20 332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stickers, smartphones and a man who ... more
7/24/20 331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Kings of Leon, debate some Mule-... more
7/17/20 330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss rocks of ages, cool treads and disco... more
7/10/20 329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's lo... more
7/3/20 328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sund... more
6/26/20 327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado Lies Visit... more
6/22/20 No Such Thing As The iSausage Extra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels... more
6/19/20 326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million qui... more
6/12/20 325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and F... more
6/5/20 324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2 Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and His... more
5/29/20 323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an ... more
5/22/20 322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slim... more
5/15/20 321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and wha... more
5/8/20 320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest ... more
5/1/20 319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofa... more
4/24/20 318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men' James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ant... more
4/17/20 317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire wa... more
4/10/20 316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Ot... more
4/3/20 315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes.  ... more
3/27/20 314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a ... more
3/20/20 313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangero... more
3/13/20 312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoe... more
3/6/20 311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle... more
2/28/20 310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Arti... more
2/21/20 309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, ... more
2/14/20 308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving wit... more
2/7/20 307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether wo... more
1/31/20 306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the i... more
1/24/20 305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo s... more
1/17/20 304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs a... more
1/10/20 303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's... more
1/3/20 302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus Happy New Year! Enjoy a  bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019... more
12/27/19 Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year insta... more
12/25/19 301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discus... more
12/20/19 300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, An... more
12/13/19 299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goa... more
12/6/19 298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the ... more
11/29/19 297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest bi... more
11/22/19 296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test... more
11/15/19 295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes ... more
11/8/19 294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-dama... more
11/1/19 293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's... more
10/24/19 292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019 Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of ... more
10/18/19 291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astr... more
10/11/19 290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuc... more
10/4/19 289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of moti... more
9/27/19 288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas... more
9/20/19 287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums... more
9/13/19 286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fish... more
9/6/19 285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouT... more
8/30/19 284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t... more
8/23/19 283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, ... more
8/16/19 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's... more
8/9/19 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean ... more
8/2/19 280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced ... more
7/26/19 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguar... more
7/19/19 278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitle... more
7/12/19 277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cybor... more
7/5/19 276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorke... more
6/28/19 275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopota... more
6/21/19 274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese music... more
6/14/19 273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, ... more
6/7/19 272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accou... more
5/31/19 271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater d... more
5/24/19 270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, cof... more
5/17/19 269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height r... more
5/10/19 268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniat... more
5/3/19 267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued fr... more
4/26/19 266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engr... more
4/19/19 265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed p... more
4/12/19 264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecr... more
4/5/19 263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning... more
3/29/19 262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy... more
3/22/19 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramop... more
3/15/19 260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of s... more
3/8/19 259: No Such Thing As Flyagra Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69i... more
3/1/19 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs i... more
2/22/19 257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Sat... more
2/15/19 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and ... more
2/8/19 255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, an... more
2/1/19 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the inven... more
1/25/19 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis ... more
1/18/19 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winner... more
1/11/19 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, we... more
1/4/19 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giz... more
12/28/18 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Hap... more
12/25/18 Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The ... more
12/21/18 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's ... more
12/14/18 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goa... more
12/7/18 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from ... more
11/30/18 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force... more
11/23/18 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs wit... more
11/16/18 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discus... more
11/9/18 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of... more
11/1/18 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity w... more
10/26/18 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Sm... more
10/19/18 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how t... more
10/12/18 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, whe... more
10/5/18 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the... more
9/28/18 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe... more
9/21/18 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the ... more
9/14/18 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and self... more
9/7/18 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and... more
8/31/18 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teet... more
8/24/18 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out ... more
8/17/18 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss h... more
8/10/18 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's ho... more
8/3/18 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoo... more
7/27/18 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, An... more
7/20/18 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants o... more
7/13/18 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BB... more
7/6/18 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling... more
6/29/18 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteor... more
6/22/18 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish ... more
6/14/18 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the stree... more
6/8/18 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan... more
6/1/18 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to ge... more
5/25/18 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victoria... more
5/18/18 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to... more
5/11/18 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying m... more
5/4/18 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental con... more
4/27/18 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss... more
4/20/18 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first... more
4/13/18 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, ... more
4/6/18 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party eti... more
3/30/18 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, th... more
3/23/18 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and w... more
3/23/18 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg... more
3/9/18 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies... more
3/2/18 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes ar... more
2/23/18 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's larges... more
2/16/18 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a mus... more
2/9/18 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why... more
2/2/18 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for hor... more
1/26/18 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand'... more
1/19/18 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting ... more
1/12/18 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' insid... more
1/6/18 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... more
12/29/17 No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017 All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Chr... more
12/25/17 Merry Fishmas! A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book... more
12/22/17 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from ... more
12/15/17 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flam... more
12/8/17 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke ... more
12/1/17 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, ... more
11/25/17 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window... more
11/17/17 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the r... more
11/10/17 191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's ro... more
11/3/17 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomera... more
11/1/17 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and And... more
10/27/17 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only... more
10/20/17 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen c... more
10/13/17 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based vot... more
10/6/17 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford... more
9/29/17 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical... more
9/22/17 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborou... more
9/15/17 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British La... more
9/8/17 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maveric... more
9/1/17 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters... more
8/25/17 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever... more
8/18/17 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the la... more
8/11/17 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss t... more
8/4/17 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined c... more
7/28/17 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the wo... more
7/21/17 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the pop... more
7/14/17 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico... more
7/7/17 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, In... more
6/30/17 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha C... more
6/23/17 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the w... more
6/16/17 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the... more
6/9/17 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, A... more
6/2/17 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting... more
5/26/17 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on ... more
5/19/17 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight,... more
5/11/17 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corby... more
5/5/17 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining... more
4/28/17 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the sc... more
4/21/17 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robot... more
4/13/17 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porc... more
4/7/17 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old super... more
3/31/17 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing ma... more
3/24/17 157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg... more
3/17/17 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm wha... more
3/10/17 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of... more
3/3/17 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow... more
2/24/17 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable ne... more
2/17/17 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions... more
2/10/17 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Kom... more
2/3/17 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom... more
1/27/17 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity cam... more
1/20/17 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Str... more
1/13/17 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the wo... more
1/6/17 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pre... more
12/30/16 No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 epis... more
12/23/16 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy tak... more
12/16/16 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible pa... more
12/9/16 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th c... more
12/2/16 142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky ... more
11/25/16 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an ele... more
11/18/16 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on s... more
11/12/16 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discu... more
11/4/16 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-han... more
10/28/16 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places... more
10/21/16 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's p... more
10/14/16 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser... more
10/7/16 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... more
9/30/16 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... more
9/23/16 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal k... more
9/16/16 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for d... more
9/9/16 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the gho... more
9/2/16 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for an... more
8/26/16 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential... more
8/19/16 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding' Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's le... more
8/12/16 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic ra... more
8/5/16 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyl... more
7/29/16 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer,... more
7/22/16 123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barb... more
7/15/16 122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and ... more
7/8/16 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison,... more
7/1/16 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss h... more
6/24/16 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus ... more
6/16/16 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, c... more
6/9/16 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performin... more
6/2/16 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret powe... more
5/26/16 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off n... more
5/19/16 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for... more
5/13/16 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of ... more
5/6/16 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catap... more
4/29/16 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy disc... more
4/22/16 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwate... more
4/15/16 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop m... more
4/8/16 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, p... more
4/1/16 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastaf... more
3/25/16 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing a... more
3/18/16 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens... more
3/11/16 104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna ... more
3/4/16 103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss g... more
2/26/16 102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and A... more
2/18/16 101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discus... more
2/12/16 100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy si... more
2/5/16 99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discus... more
1/29/16 98: No Such Thing As Planet George Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna ... more
1/22/16 97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a... more
1/15/16 96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary ... more
1/8/16 95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex... more
1/1/16 94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna ... more
12/25/15 93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Chr... more
12/18/15 92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna ... more
12/11/15 91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988 Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical pu... more
12/4/15 90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where wat... more
11/27/15 89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... more
11/20/15 88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discu... more
11/19/15 No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan,... more
11/13/15 87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and An... more
11/6/15 86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attir... more
10/30/15 85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy disc... more
10/23/15 84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangero... more
10/16/15 83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss... more
10/9/15 82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ... more
10/2/15 81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly ... more
9/25/15 80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ma... more
9/18/15 79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Sc... more
9/11/15 78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tr... more
9/4/15 77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss th... more
8/28/15 76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss th... more
8/21/15 75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy an... more
8/14/15 74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with ... more
8/7/15 73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret l... more
7/31/15 72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynt... more
7/24/15 71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get n... more
7/17/15 70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ ver... more
7/10/15 69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea p... more
7/3/15 68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets o... more
6/26/15 67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of... more
6/19/15 66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, li... more
6/12/15 65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering... more
6/5/15 64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and... more
5/29/15 63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss... more
5/22/15 62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origi... more
5/15/15 61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, kni... more
5/8/15 60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's las... more
5/1/15 59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy di... more
4/24/15 58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets w... more
4/17/15 57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and ... more
4/10/15 56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, ... more
4/3/15 55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet f... more
3/27/15 54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric ... more
3/20/15 53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sell... more
3/13/15 52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discus... more
3/6/15 51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discus... more
2/27/15 50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discus... more
2/25/15 49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss... more
2/20/15 48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elv... more
2/14/15 47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destruc... more
2/7/15 46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
1/30/15 45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Vo... more
1/23/15 44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad sign... more
1/16/15 43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-dra... more
1/9/15 42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starter... more
12/31/14 No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that d... more
12/24/14 41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell P... more
12/19/14 40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinos... more
12/12/14 39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
12/6/14 38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels A... more
11/28/14 37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
11/21/14 36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
11/15/14 35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Fes... more
11/7/14 34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
10/30/14 33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshape... more
10/24/14 32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
10/17/14 31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
10/10/14 30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreib... more
10/3/14 29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchth... more
9/26/14 28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchth... more
9/19/14 27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewh... more
9/13/14 26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
9/5/14 25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhu... more
8/29/14 24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchth... more
8/21/14 23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@e... more
8/14/14 22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (... more
8/8/14 21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@... more
8/1/14 20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@... more
7/25/14 19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and An... more
7/18/14 18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
7/11/14 17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
7/5/14 16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
6/28/14 15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
6/26/14 NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland... more
6/25/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visit... more
6/24/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com ... more
6/23/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.... more
6/22/14 NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com br... more
6/21/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.co... more
6/20/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland... more
6/19/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengl... more
6/18/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.co... more
6/16/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.c... more
6/15/14 NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.c... more
6/15/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.... more
6/14/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitenglan... more
6/13/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland... more
6/12/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.co... more
6/7/14 14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
5/30/14 13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
5/23/14 12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
5/16/14 11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
5/9/14 10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland),... more
5/2/14 9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart' Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ... more
4/25/14 8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon Episode 8: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ... more
4/18/14 7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ... more
4/11/14 6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhun... more
4/4/14 5: No Such Thing As A Kiss Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ... more
3/28/14 4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), ... more
3/21/14 3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James... more
3/14/14 2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark Episode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of ... more
3/8/14 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they'... more
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