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Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

 

Episodes

Date Title Status
10/26/23 502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of February Transcribed
10/19/23 501: No Such Thing As Republican Barbie Transcribed
10/12/23 500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called Jeff Transcribed
10/5/23 499: No Such Thing As Old Testament Podcasts Transcribed
9/28/23 498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows Transcribed
9/21/23 497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with Puffins Transcribed
9/14/23 496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker Transcribed
9/7/23 495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame Transcribed
8/31/23 494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine Transcribed
8/24/23 493: No Such Thing As An X Transcribed
8/17/23 492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps Transcribed
8/10/23 491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War Transcribed
8/3/23 490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact Transcribed
7/27/23 489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide Transcribed
7/20/23 488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space Transcribed
7/13/23 487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek Transcribed
7/6/23 486: No Such Thing As Purplue Transcribed
7/3/23 BONUS: Drop Us A Line - June 2023 Transcribed
6/29/23 485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A Staircase Transcribed
6/22/23 484: No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor Transcribed
6/15/23 483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone Transcribed
6/8/23 482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks Transcribed
6/1/23 481: No Such Thing As Taming A Plane Transcribed
5/25/23 480: No Such Thing As President Muffler Transcribed
5/18/23 479: No Such Thing As Fake Coal Transcribed
5/11/23 478: No Such Thing As An Award-Winning Gecko Transcribed
5/4/23 477: No Such Thing As ShatGPT Transcribed
4/27/23 476: No Such Thing As Othello's Casio Transcribed
4/20/23 475: No Such Thing As The Three Little Pigs of Wall Street Transcribed
4/13/23 474: No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled Cabbie Transcribed
4/6/23 473: No Such Thing As Rice Babies Transcribed
3/30/23 472: No Such Thing As A Giant Otter In H&M Transcribed
3/23/23 471: No Such Thing As A Toin Coss Transcribed
3/16/23 470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels Transcribed
3/9/23 469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube Transcribed
3/2/23 468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles Transcribed
2/23/23 467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry
2/16/23 466: No Such Thing As Political Moss
2/10/23 465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild
2/2/23 464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket
1/26/23 463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge
1/20/23 462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board
1/12/23 461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale
1/5/23 460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll
12/29/22 459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon
12/22/22 458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba
12/16/22 457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram
12/9/22 456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future
12/2/22 455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag
11/25/22 454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream
11/18/22 453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms
11/11/22 452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis
11/4/22 451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling
10/27/22 450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer
10/20/22 449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics
10/13/22 448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways
10/6/22 447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid
9/29/22 446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs
9/22/22 445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon
9/15/22 444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok
9/8/22 443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid
9/1/22 442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster
8/25/22 441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers
8/18/22 440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
8/11/22 439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish
8/4/22 438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
7/28/22 437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
7/22/22 436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
7/15/22 435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
7/8/22 434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe
7/1/22 433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken
6/24/22 432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time
6/17/22 431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon
6/10/22 430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho
6/3/22 No Such Thing As A Royal Seal
6/2/22 429: No Such Thing As Newsbite
5/27/22 428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber
5/20/22 427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard
5/13/22 426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford
5/6/22 425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages
4/29/22 424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts
4/22/22 423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat
4/15/22 422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie
4/8/22 421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard
4/1/22 420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth
3/25/22 419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms
3/18/22 418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis
3/11/22 417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil
3/4/22 416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette
2/25/22 415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West
2/18/22 414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
2/11/22 413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
2/4/22 412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard
1/28/22 411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios
1/21/22 410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ
1/14/22 409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book
1/7/22 408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure
12/31/21 407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint
12/24/21 406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush
12/17/21 405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water
12/10/21 403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast
12/3/21 402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite
11/26/21 401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia
11/19/21 400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter
11/12/21 399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock
11/5/21 398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat
10/29/21 397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time
10/22/21 396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming
10/15/21 395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill
10/8/21 394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel
10/1/21 393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory
9/24/21 392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger
9/17/21 391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat
9/10/21 390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford
9/3/21 389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest
8/27/21 388: No Such Thing As A Danquito
8/20/21 387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights
8/13/21 386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs
8/6/21 385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary
7/30/21 384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop
7/23/21 383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow
7/16/21 382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes
7/9/21 381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick
7/2/21 380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour
6/25/21 379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag
6/18/21 378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide
6/11/21 377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal
6/4/21 376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical
5/28/21 375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus
5/21/21 374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark
5/14/21 373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police
5/7/21 372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks
4/30/21 371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
4/23/21 370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
4/16/21 369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
4/9/21 368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
4/2/21 367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
3/26/21 366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
3/19/21 365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard
3/17/21 No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief
3/11/21 364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow
3/5/21 363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple
2/26/21 362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette
2/19/21 361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect
2/12/21 360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup
2/5/21 359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie
1/29/21 358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral
1/22/21 357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus
1/15/21 356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great
1/8/21 355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf
12/31/20 354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen
12/24/20 353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night
12/18/20 352: No Such Thing As Loki-day
12/11/20 351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers
12/4/20 350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players
11/27/20 349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns
11/20/20 348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper
11/13/20 347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask
11/6/20 346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut
10/30/20 345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill
10/23/20 344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps
10/16/20 343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room
10/9/20 342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club
10/2/20 341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich
9/25/20 340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar
9/18/20 339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub
9/11/20 338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube
9/4/20 337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle
8/28/20 336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad
8/21/20 335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers
8/14/20 334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union
8/7/20 333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados
7/31/20 332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple
7/24/20 331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree
7/17/20 330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo
7/10/20 329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot
7/3/20 328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop
6/26/20 327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree
6/22/20 No Such Thing As The iSausage
6/19/20 326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence
6/12/20 325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat
6/5/20 324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2
5/29/20 323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline
5/22/20 322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes
5/15/20 321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer
5/8/20 320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick
5/1/20 319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly
4/24/20 318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'
4/17/20 317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
4/10/20 316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
4/3/20 315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
3/27/20 314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
3/20/20 313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
3/13/20 312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
3/6/20 311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
2/28/20 310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
2/21/20 309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
2/14/20 308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
2/7/20 307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
1/31/20 306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
1/24/20 305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
1/17/20 304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
1/10/20 303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
1/3/20 302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
12/27/19 Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview
12/25/19 301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
12/20/19 300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
12/13/19 299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
12/6/19 298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
11/29/19 297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
11/22/19 296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
11/15/19 295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
11/8/19 294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
11/1/19 293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
10/24/19 292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
10/18/19 291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
10/11/19 290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
10/4/19 289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
9/27/19 288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
9/20/19 287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
9/13/19 286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
9/6/19 285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
8/30/19 284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
8/23/19 283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
8/16/19 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
8/9/19 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
8/2/19 280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
7/26/19 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
7/19/19 278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
7/12/19 277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
7/5/19 276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
6/28/19 275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
6/21/19 274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
6/14/19 273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
6/7/19 272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
5/31/19 271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
5/24/19 270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
5/17/19 269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
5/10/19 268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
5/3/19 267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
4/26/19 266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
4/19/19 265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
4/12/19 264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
4/5/19 263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
3/29/19 262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
3/22/19 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
3/15/19 260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
3/8/19 259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
3/1/19 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
2/22/19 257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
2/15/19 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
2/8/19 255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
2/1/19 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
1/25/19 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
1/18/19 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
1/11/19 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
1/4/19 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
12/28/18 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
12/25/18 Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
12/21/18 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
12/14/18 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
12/7/18 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
11/30/18 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
11/23/18 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
11/16/18 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
11/9/18 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
11/1/18 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
10/26/18 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
10/19/18 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
10/12/18 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
10/5/18 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
9/28/18 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
9/21/18 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
9/14/18 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
9/7/18 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
8/31/18 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
8/24/18 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
8/17/18 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
8/10/18 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
8/3/18 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
7/27/18 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
7/20/18 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
7/13/18 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
7/6/18 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
6/29/18 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
6/22/18 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
6/14/18 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
6/8/18 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
6/1/18 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
5/25/18 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
5/18/18 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
5/11/18 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
5/4/18 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
4/27/18 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
4/20/18 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
4/13/18 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
4/6/18 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
3/30/18 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
3/23/18 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
3/23/18 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
3/9/18 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
3/2/18 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
2/23/18 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
2/16/18 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
2/9/18 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
2/2/18 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
1/26/18 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
1/19/18 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
1/12/18 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
1/6/18 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
12/29/17 No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
12/25/17 Merry Fishmas!
12/22/17 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
12/15/17 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
12/8/17 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
12/1/17 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
11/25/17 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
11/17/17 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
11/10/17 191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
11/3/17 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
11/1/17 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
10/27/17 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
10/20/17 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
10/13/17 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
10/6/17 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
9/29/17 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
9/22/17 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
9/15/17 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
9/8/17 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
9/1/17 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
8/25/17 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
8/18/17 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
8/11/17 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
8/4/17 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
7/28/17 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
7/21/17 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
7/14/17 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
7/7/17 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
6/30/17 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
6/23/17 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
6/16/17 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
6/9/17 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
6/2/17 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
5/26/17 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
5/19/17 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
5/11/17 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
5/5/17 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
4/28/17 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
4/21/17 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
4/13/17 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
4/7/17 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
3/31/17 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
3/24/17 157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
3/17/17 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
3/10/17 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
3/3/17 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
2/24/17 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
2/17/17 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
2/10/17 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
2/3/17 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
1/27/17 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
1/20/17 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
1/13/17 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
1/6/17 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
12/30/16 No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
12/23/16 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
12/16/16 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
12/9/16 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
12/2/16 142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
11/25/16 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
11/18/16 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
11/12/16 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
11/4/16 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
10/28/16 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
10/21/16 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
10/14/16 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
10/7/16 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
9/30/16 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
9/23/16 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
9/16/16 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
9/9/16 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
9/2/16 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
8/26/16 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
8/19/16 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
8/12/16 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
8/5/16 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
7/29/16 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
7/22/16 123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
7/15/16 122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
7/8/16 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
7/1/16 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
6/24/16 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
6/16/16 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
6/9/16 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
6/2/16 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
5/26/16 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
5/19/16 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
5/13/16 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
5/6/16 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
4/29/16 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
4/22/16 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
4/15/16 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
4/8/16 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
4/1/16 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
3/25/16 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
3/18/16 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
3/11/16 104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
3/4/16 103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
2/26/16 102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
2/18/16 101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
2/12/16 100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
2/5/16 99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
1/29/16 98: No Such Thing As Planet George
1/22/16 97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
1/15/16 96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
1/8/16 95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
1/1/16 94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
12/25/15 93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
12/18/15 92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
12/11/15 91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
12/4/15 90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
11/27/15 89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
11/20/15 88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet
11/19/15 No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
11/13/15 87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police
11/6/15 86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples
10/30/15 85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman
10/23/15 84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary
10/16/15 83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog
10/9/15 82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg
10/2/15 81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly
9/25/15 80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control
9/18/15 79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five
9/11/15 78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes
9/4/15 77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay
8/28/15 76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice
8/21/15 75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive
8/14/15 74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office
8/7/15 73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
7/31/15 72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
7/24/15 71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper
7/17/15 70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg
7/10/15 69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
7/3/15 68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle
6/26/15 67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues
6/19/15 66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
6/12/15 65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus
6/5/15 64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga
5/29/15 63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock
5/22/15 62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda
5/15/15 61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
5/8/15 60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
5/1/15 59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard
4/24/15 58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant
4/17/15 57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse
4/10/15 56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato
4/3/15 55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers
3/27/15 54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture
3/20/15 53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty
3/13/15 52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine
3/6/15 51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat
2/27/15 50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style
2/25/15 49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda
2/20/15 48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish
2/14/15 47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
2/7/15 46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum
1/30/15 45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome
1/23/15 44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup
1/16/15 43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette
1/9/15 42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel
12/31/14 No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material
12/24/14 41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer
12/19/14 40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers
12/12/14 39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space
12/6/14 38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel
11/28/14 37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics
11/21/14 36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie
11/15/14 35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie
11/7/14 34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
10/30/14 33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken
10/24/14 32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown
10/17/14 31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie
10/10/14 30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music
10/3/14 29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn
9/26/14 28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam
9/19/14 27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth
9/13/14 26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact
9/5/14 25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants
8/29/14 24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot
8/21/14 23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath
8/14/14 22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter
8/8/14 21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers
8/1/14 20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil
7/25/14 19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew
7/18/14 18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield
7/11/14 17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium
7/5/14 16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland
6/28/14 15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin
6/26/14 NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
6/25/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
6/24/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
6/23/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
6/22/14 NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
6/21/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
6/20/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
6/19/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
6/18/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
6/16/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
6/15/14 NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
6/15/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
6/14/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
6/13/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands
6/12/14 NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia
6/7/14 14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans
5/30/14 13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi
5/23/14 12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale
5/16/14 11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver
5/9/14 10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk
5/2/14 9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'
4/25/14 8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon
4/18/14 7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster
4/11/14 6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea
4/4/14 5: No Such Thing As A Kiss
3/28/14 4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong
3/21/14 3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages
3/14/14 2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark
3/8/14 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish