Skäringer & Nessvold: Go´kväll Umeå!

It's Monday morning, Mir and Hampus paid a flying visit up north this week,

and Nesfold put the spring sprung fiddle dress on Hweringer.

And they made Norland turn green.

Hooray for Umio!

This is Hweringer and Nesfold, a quite confident polpo production.

Welcome to whatever episode this might be.

We are more in LA, we are in Umeå and have just been out for a walk tonight.

But it's not the same as we are sitting here, we are sitting here with coffee,

they are sitting with beer on a bar often.

Yes, but I think we are going to have coffee and Umeå this year, we'll see.

And speaking of that, I think it's time to light up a bit.

I like this sound.

Can you light up a bit of ashmire?

Yes, listen now.

What's the name of this?

Now it's that again.

I don't think it's that hot either.

You mean this when you turn on the light.

Do you mean Kashmire?

No, ashmire or ashmire.

Do you know what it is?

I hope it's ASMR.

ASMR?

It's weather, isn't it?

You meant it.

Autonomous sensory meridian response.

I think this has become a follow-up tone in Nesfold.

For shortening.

Josephine ashmire.

Oh, no.

Oh my God, I feel bad.

No, this was so cool.

Oh my God, I feel bad.

This was out on Haris.

It sounds like you are with someone who knows that you should open yourself up in a bad way.

But it's always what I think about this ashmire.

Ashmire.

That it sounds a little bit like sex.

I don't understand that it's unsexual.

Because how it's like...

I get the feeling that it's some kind of a guy who's going to run away from this.

I'm sorry to say that.

I'm so incomprehensible.

But it doesn't matter what you're going to play up for something.

It sounds like it's going to be something that has...

But it's also when people are sitting...

You know, when they're sitting in a close-up picture and can exchange a kind of cake chocolate.

And it's the same thing with people who have tits.

Because it's a foot that's pressed on a gas pedal.

You know what I mean?

I think this kind of thing applies to all kinds of tits.

But what is it for tits?

If it's not that kind of tits?

It's that it's going to be calm.

Many people say that they sleep for this.

Because it's something very seductive.

That they hear someone talking in this way.

And then they snap a little.

But it's like you're now snoring in the wall.

That feeling.

Yes.

You don't sleep for that.

And then you go in the sleep jacket at the same time.

This is also a kind of ashmire sound.

Like that.

But I think that's the opposite.

I think that's part of some kind of security.

I'm also going to try to wait a little bit.

Yes, but I think that's...

It's getting warmer for me.

It's getting this snarky, the percolation of the coffee cooker.

You know, when it starts snarky at the time.

Yes, that's right.

If it's been a little...

Let's say it's been a little bit of work that has happened.

When someone says no.

No, listen, now we're using a cup of coffee.

And then you hear this.

Tried to go away from it.

Now we're using a cup of coffee.

Do it like that, and then you go like...

Wait, I'm going to try.

I think I could be great with a tecton.

I'll just do a little bit of сlicks or something.

Just a little bit.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

no, no, no, no, no, put on a ca использ

no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you

No, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

No no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not

we have to

weirdly

today

with

no

you walk thoth

no no no no

Prince

having

Allegii, and it's a sound that I actually do every day, could that be so amazing?

This is when it starts, you know, first you start like this.

It's one when Allegii comes, it can be the pollen, something you've eaten.

Then Allegii is up in the rubber just first.

Then you put it in, the last day of the day, or the ear.

Start!

Mmmmmm...

Mmmmmm....

No it can't be, that can't be, that's not sexual.

No, not at all.

It's not like that.

It's not like that.

No, not at all.

Today we're sponsored by Daefgårds.

The Daefgårds, because they're known to you.

That's when you eat new food in Tempus.

And I love Karin's lasagna, specifically.

And I know that because I've been invited to stay at home.

One portion that I got to share on two.

It's fantastic in every apartment, that's what I was going to say.

And it's fantastic just because you can buy it in one portion.

I'm going to invite you again today and contrast with Kåldormar, which is my favorite.

And Kåldormar is my favorite, just because I grew up with my grandmother, Nancy.

Nancy Johansson, who actually worked at Storökök and made Kåldormar.

And they often took her home, and she often made it at home.

Really, you know, you have rice and meat and rolls in Kål, which you put in the yolk brown.

And then you cook it in tomato sauce.

It's a thing that no one does anymore.

Or there are probably a few.

Except for the family of Daafgård, who is in Kjällby, and makes these Kåldormar.

Maybe there are a few left that orcs are being murdered to do that.

But it's about the same as Selsyn, who handwritten letters, now for the time being.

So it reminds me a lot of my grandmother when I eat these Kåldormar.

And you also put words on why I love Daafgård so much.

They do, I usually think that when I'm going to eat, the more home you eat, the better.

And they do exactly what you say.

Laws that you yourself can't make, or that others very rarely make, but that you think are so damn good.

And also the laws that take some time to make.

A lasagne, even if it's very young, is still there.

You have to, it's a brush with this meat sauce.

If you make a meat lasagne now, there's vegetarian lasagne, too.

That's mostly also Daafgård.

Very large vegetarian assortment.

Because it's often when it comes to finished cold food,

that they stop eating as much as possible.

Or that's not good, or that's not good, or this or that.

So you have to be very safe about that.

It's a family company in Sweden that makes this in large quantities.

And makes their own meat lasagna, their own bechamel sauce, etc.

It's no difference, it's just a bigger meal, so bigger bites.

And as damn good as it should be.

So thanks Daafgård.

And for more information, you can go to daafgård.se.

I think I would be able to actually knock in to it.

No, but this one, I don't understand it.

Now we've put a little bit of that trend, but I don't understand it at all.

Now I just have to ask about the floor-tempt. We have different, we shoot from different angles, you and I.

Did you have floor-tempt when you got to take a red tablet and rub and rub on it?

And then she would see where you had been rubbed in the group out in the corridor?

No, I haven't had any.

I had a classmate's mother who worked as a trans-script, so I was trans-script.

She came one day because it was fun.

One day?

Yes, one time, otherwise it wasn't the experience.

Because we had floor-tempt at my time.

We were going to rub on a red tablet that tasted like shit, and then you would rub and then you would stand,

all together like this, and show your teeth in front of each other.

It was also a coincidence that there was always someone who didn't have parents who had given it to them at home,

who had already seen the yellow tablets.

It was always like a lamp in the kitchen.

Now you have to go home and rub a little more.

No, I think it disappeared before my time, so we'll say for now.

We'll say for now.

Are we saying for now?

Which aspects of it, do you mean?

The aspects that we are in Umeå.

Yes.

In my room, we have slept over, we will tell you about it.

We were up and made a real trio, together since last year.

We started, I had been at 4 o'clock yesterday, because we were going to travel from Gothenburg,

and then we would fly.

Then we got to start at 0-4.

At 0-4 I went up, I always had to scream a little with the coffee before you were more like this.

The first thing you said was 0-4.

Could you set the clock at 0-4?

Yes, because I am an older person.

I have to go up and make tomorrow in control,

come into my own avatar,

get a roll on the system, we don't have to go further into that,

but get a roll on income and expenses,

so that you are fresh and can meet this wonderful day.

And then contact at 0-5.

Can you save that for Umeå?

No, because I am such a woman.

I don't think you run and do this.

There is number one and number two on work places and so on.

I can also be a little provoked by often men,

who are supposed to scream on work toilets and so on.

They have no order on the body, they have no system.

We take it as it comes.

Yes, yes, and we are a little bit drunk on eggs and potatoes and eggs,

and we are in the food cost, I will say that,

I am bored, I can't do that.

Are you a little bit behind the scenes?

Is this real girls' bicep?

Real girls' bicep, but they do it a little discreetly.

And I think real men,

maybe more, should think in the future,

that you can also be a little discreeter.

You don't have to scream on the whole work toilet,

or whatever you are now, with, like...

So that's why we flew up,

changed to Stockholm, there came Hampus,

with a Dutty Free, as I say.

I don't know.

Tax-free bag, Dutty Free.

I feel so empty.

I feel so Swedish on so many plans,

when I'm going to fly to Enrique.

It was very Swedish.

The clock is like, what the hell was she,

7.30 a.m. there, and I'm going to fly to Umeå.

But for sure I'm going to dive into Tax-free and buy some stuff.

No, now we're going to bake the bandit a little bit more.

Because now you've been out with me in green clothes,

on the best days of my life.

Now we say, it wasn't like that,

that you went into Tax-free,

you went first into the exhibition,

in the terminal,

with everyone who was going to fly abroad,

so that you disappeared into the toilet,

and wrote to me and Anna.

Where are you, where are you?

I felt that it was these,

there were so many places to check in,

there were people in both shorts,

and ski equipment,

everyone had such a special luggage,

that I felt that we were going to the same place.

And then it was syrish and turkish,

everything was possible,

so I felt, no, no, no, no.

But then I went in there,

and then I went to Tax-free,

because now I can still go shopping,

and buy some stuff,

when I get a little feeling,

and then we're going to fly,

mice.

Can you order something to get on the plane,

on your own home in Mån?

I mean, it was like mice when you finally came,

from Utrikes,

when you had found Inrikes,

and met us when you came,

with this shiny hat,

and wouldn't join them with shorts,

and not with them,

without just you and me.

And met a costume designer,

with a portfolio,

who was going to work on the meeting,

and met a tourist.

Did I have a costume?

No, I think I was very low-key,

I had tights.

Yes, you were so.

Yes, I had tights.

Homewives of Beverly Hills style.

I had more gone into,

I don't like to fly,

that simple.

Yes, of different aspects.

Now you really have to think about your flights,

and draw down on this.

I don't fly that often,

but when I have to, I have to.

And I had a turbulence story,

a long time ago,

when I went to Miami,

which I will soon forget.

And it's still in the system.

So I got, now,

when we relieved it from the land,

and it looked good on land,

I also got,

to start the plane,

and circulate in a way,

which I don't usually do on that plane.

Because that's what I'm looking for.

Yes.

Because I was very much there in between,

when I came in,

before I came on,

that it was better to take the train,

for me.

Because it's definitely better.

But then there was a lot of Stockholm in Gothenburg.

And then,

I know exactly what route,

it will be from Gothenburg to Stockholm.

And there is a scarpe swing in the beginning.

But this swing,

it was a roundabout.

Were there two waves?

I think there were several,

there were several,

there was a warp,

and then a swing,

and then we went to the other side of the warp.

So there must have been something in the warp,

but something in the future,

that we should avoid,

or wait for, or something like that.

And then it's just,

it's one thing to take two,

rounds in a roundabout,

but when someone else drives around in the air,

then you feel like you're out with a toy business plan.

But I've never thought or reacted to this.

What do you think about when there are two waves?

Well, then I think,

now it's something.

So that's what I turned a little bit into,

in the gratitude for life,

and the death song,

when the plane is no longer flying,

and so on and so forth.

Also the night train,

I thought, home.

But then we would just sleep over, so...

The night train didn't take place.

No.

When I met you,

I thought it was going to be fun.

Then you came with a fresh,

dirty-free energy.

Yes, yes.

And lighted up the entire

noise terminal.

With bread and perfume and stuff,

so then we flew in,

then we got a little swing again.

Yes, of course.

And then I think you get really happy

when you come to Umeå.

I don't know what that is,

but now you can't say that in Norrland,

because there are people so fucking angry,

because it's half Sweden.

But I say west bottom,

where Umeå is.

I get very happy

when you come up here.

I don't know why.

It's like that.

No, but it's not very...

I think it's very nice to come up

in Umeå.

Yes, I also think so.

It's like airy and creative at the same time.

There is a very nice feeling in Umeå.

And it's nice restaurants,

and it's nice people.

I've just been working and playing,

but I've been as happy every time.

And then I always feel that

you don't take one day extra.

Yes, we did it.

And we did it now.

That's why I actually...

I actually took the initiative.

Yes, you did.

And said, no, now it's enough.

We can't wave up in the air

the same day forward and back.

It must have made sense for me

to sing with Desis Monteter now.

Diamond.

But Diamond then?

Yes.

We also have to be nice.

Yes.

So we were still there

and did Umeå

at least in the eighties.

And we have been very nice.

I must say that the highlight is

that you actually take on

this outfit.

We'll go through that now.

Shall we just play up

when you get to hear...

We'll play in

when you get to see the outfit

for the first time.

And then I can tell you

about the idea of the stage

and how it was

this outfit.

Absolutely.

Ha ha ha!

What a nonsense!

Ha ha ha!

What a fucking trash!

It was the worst I've ever seen.

Yes, so fucking wonderful.

But you...

First of all,

I'm joking in the pot.

It would have been so cool

if I could

put such hypothetical questions.

What would you have

to do with that?

Or what?

Yes, you have a lot.

It's a lot of hypothetical

to your world here.

Yes.

And then there was

a hypothetical that was

pretty fast.

Because I thought

this is too funny

to not do.

But you actually

didn't think

you could get me there.

No.

Never.

And I don't think

I understood.

I understood because

I got a laugh

when we were out

eating yesterday at

9 o'clock.

Because

it was the first year

that I got up here

after watching TV.

Ha ha ha!

It took up for me

for a very long time.

Ha ha ha!

Both you

and Anna

got together.

I have a half million

viewers.

Even when we were

listening to our podcast

and how many viewers

came and thought

ouch, she was just

popping.

ouch, she was just

popping.

That's what

I thought.

I felt it

when I got down

in the studio

with this address.

Because

everyone who was down

there knew

they were thinking

ouch, it was

boring.

And

popping.

But

if you haven't seen it

then check out

the screen next time

on Instagram.

So you

were like

I want to be

Sara Larsson.

But I am 46 years old

and

three-year-old mother.

And

now you

wouldn't say

Sara Larsson

might have that one.

No, but

this was a week

that we did

how to do it.

To this

there was also a

sunburner

called

ouch, it was

very dark.

And

that was nice

because I thought

you wanted to have

color on your legs.

Yes.

To this

outfit

it hit

a little in Lila.

I don't think

you saw it on TV.

No.

It was a

little bad

blood circulation

feeling on it.

But

it also

went on.

And then

we just got to work

in this picture.

Yes.

I think more

on all those

who

didn't

listen to the

podcast that

saw me.

Is the first clip

in this address.

You know

if you get on a

program,

there are people

who want to

look at you

and say

something else

and see you.

And then

I think

I'm sick of it.

You know

what I'm thinking

it's always like

you have to

think about the

continuation.

It's

no one

who

does it.

This is

a

thought

but

we say

someone

should think

about the

continuation.

It was

very

important.

You can

delete that

in the end.

But

it was also

my thought.

When

we talked about

the first time

there was a lot

on

some kind of

not

boring

but

damic

style.

A little

flowery

blouse,

tight,

white,

triquets,

shorts.

Capri pants.

Capri pants.

And

a little

that style.

It's more fun

that you took something

that you can

really believe in.

It was difficult

because

the style

didn't have

any reaction.

And

it would have been

a joke

about the wrong thing.

I started

looking at

a lot of

colourful

flowers.

But

I thought

that

you could

distance yourself

from

these clothes

when you

play Anna

in the sun.

That's

a great idea.

I've never

seen a kiss

and

then

my stomach

would stick out.

And

just in the evening

I thought

I had a

crop top.

And

it's

a little

gold diadem

on it.

And

it's also

that

I have

never

coloured

on me.

Except

once

when

I bought

very green

clothes.

And

they said

damn cool

it was nice.

Have you bought it?

And

I said

hi.

It's the first time

I have

been like

in the episode

89

if you

play in

22 minutes

Hampus

says

that

we have

led to

that.

You know

that

I have to tell

you.

No

you didn't

it was nice

in the episode.

They have

most written.

Even

what you see

you don't look

stupid.

No

no

no

Now

you should be kind

towards your body

and your life

and everything

because

you can't

hold on

but

I had

never

been

fingered

on that

episode

if you say so

I didn't

want to

destroy

your new

nice

This gave us

a lot of joy

Hampus

now I

keep on

and think

and

you can

help me

but

you can't

send it

just send

my dm

not to

Hampus

not to

Skäringen

S-Vold

on insta

but to

my

dm

my

dm

I think

you should

but

just

so you don't

send it

in Skäringen

S-Vold

or Hampus

because then

you will understand

but

do you have any idea

what you are

going to do

I am very

curious

now I have to

have

something

completely

different

now

I can't

with clothes

anymore

because

it is just

a train for you

there

it would not have been

like

Biancas

you and I

there

we take a

double dance

dress

let's dance

dance dress

that goes

almost

down to the navel

and then

we do

some new tattoo

that is

just

a special name

or

some

script

or

a cover

or something

I would have liked that

she is Bianca

yes

subtly

like

but

we have done that

so it is

I would have liked it

to be very cool

to dress you very very

tightly to Bianca

because she is also very fast

to dream people's

outfit

because it is so cool

to hear what she says

and you come in

as a flower in bloom

tunica and everything

now we play

with thoughts

about me

Hampus

I think we should

do a lot of creative

this

now we are going to play

with thoughts about you

and I think

that I can come in

in the area

that can be

very

sensitive

hard

I am excited

the question is

what we

have to do

English

it has

also

but it has

buffed on now

so it doesn't work

really

if you sit in my room

where you don't get to joke

about my bad English

and I'm going to speak English

then you get to

pair English with

something that is

very important to you

and you don't want to do it

away from you

or what?

it would be bad

you have to

pitch yourself

in some way

that's really

it was

amazing

that you put up

I never

felt when we stood

just before it

would start

I've never

loved you more

than this

when you are

standing here

the green

short

short

short

short

short

short

short

cut

I was both

a tulip

without flowers

only cheeks

there was

the green

and then it was cool

that the studio man

understood

how uncomfortable it was

so that he

had a clip

when he

was saying

do we take

the images

now

when you are

sitting in

the green

you have

very clear

thought

there is no

exactly

the pictures

exactly

of them

just

Before we do the real banding, let's take a picture now, when we're down here.

We can... I think you have the confidence to take a picture with this dress.

I don't think you have the confidence to take a picture with this dress.

That's what we're supposed to do.

Are we absolutely not going to do it?

There's also a risk that some people who watch this think,

have Mia Schäring been around me tonight.

I think that if I were to be around me,

they would absolutely want to add color.

I understand you too. For some color-free show than me,

that flutters around, it doesn't exist.

If I were to choose a color,

I would say, but a little bit now, let's see.

Then I always go to these Swedish Nordic cathedrals

of Berg, Hav, Dimmah,

Jord, Natt.

Yes, maybe also Bit Snö can come in.

And I often choose Dimmah, because it can beat a little.

If you're out at Blott, you know Dimmah, Grottblott.

There it goes, so it's just black, gray, brown.

No, it's also out-sorted.

I think you'd also be involved in that,

because I look at your show, there's a lot of long material,

there's a lot of long holes and half-stooks that hang down to the feet

and then it's very flat. You have quite a lot of tight jeans.

You have to work with what you have.

That you have become part of the Lord or who it is now

whether it's the wife or the universe, or what it is for building material.

But come on, I'm built of it.

She said that last night.

Come on, it's built of the overflowing material in the universe.

I thought that was a little exciting.

So I feel a little self too, that you've taken what you had and screwed it up

and then you have to take those parts when you're proud of them

and present them, and that's what they do last night.

Do you have a few good legs, up with the legs, up with the legs?

Do you have good eyes, up with the eyes?

Do you have fine lips, do you have that? Do you have hair?

Do you have the belly? Do you have a nice chest?

Do you want to present it?

How do you do that?

You have to push it back a little bit.

But if you had done it last night, I think it would have been more tempting.

I think they had spread some shirts and stuff on you.

First, a little backslick.

You were in on this with backslick all the time, at least.

Yes, I was in with a little backslick on you.

You always have to go down in the legs and a little like this,

that it should look a little stiff.

Think if you do it really like that, or a leg on snow that is so perfect,

like a sailor's suit.

I would be like a soldier then, with my appearance.

But it would be fun to do it a little brattish.

You would see on me that this is a person who doesn't really hold it.

If you were a tennis player, you would be the worst.

Yes, I have to go down in the backslick.

It doesn't work with these cool, nice ones.

I have to go down and work with the guy who can't be with me.

I try to be with him, but I don't get it.

I don't think I'm going to be casted into this cool DJ.

I don't know what to say, I have a movie from a year ago.

This is a movie about a really cool...

He is a DJ, he is rich, he is successful, and stuff.

And I'm like, damn, oh my god, I'm going to be casted into this.

No, he has a brother.

He has glazed eyes and has problems with his skin.

There are a lot of fins and acne, and he is very bad at that.

And he is in the shadow of his brother.

He wants to see it.

Come, let's take it.

There we choose the best, I think, Hampus.

This is exactly when I was in this program,

I went to a castle, and I called Gabel and said,

now you're going to get to see the thing.

Now it's bleeding.

No, but this is what it's called. Who do you think you are?

Yes.

Everything had been so fucking cool in the story of Mia Scheringe.

It was women without tents, and nine children, and out on the beach.

It was so sad, so it wasn't enough.

And suddenly they went out to a castle.

And then I called Gabel and said, now, now you're coming.

Now you're coming to a really nice, beautiful story.

Now I'm out on the castle.

Here, here, take a look.

Yes, he was following me with a口 down in the well,

where the battleship was.....

that part of thatvised the typewriter of the chair,

that was my verboging.

Yeah, yeah!

And I went around the room.

Oh, Oh, Oh, What nice,

I hit my hands on the car.

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, What nice.

And we move slightly further down here,

and open the door,

Do you think this is the best place to hang out?

Yes, they let me in the room now.

Exactly.

And then that day I felt that I was the best.

Are you down there at Hampus?

You can always look up.

It's much better to stay up and then go down.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's better to be that DJ's brother.

What's up?

I got this hotel at the hotel we're living in now.

I came in yesterday and thought, what a great suite I got.

It was so big, it was so airy.

Hotels usually compress, but it's like a 27 square meter apartment in Stockholm.

Everything is very nice and well-thought-out.

There was a lot of air between the bed and the table.

There was a lot of space to put bags on and a lot of gold on the outside.

I thought, damn, this is nice.

Here you can hang out.

And then I'm going to go to the toilet.

And then I see this button that sits outside the window.

That you press up?

Exactly.

That type of button.

I thought, what the hell does it go to?

It doesn't press anything.

So I went in and sat with the door open.

Then suddenly I heard a bubble, a conference room in Halle.

And I was panicking.

And I was like, what the hell is this?

And you know, go up from the toilet table and look down.

And then the door is not in my hotel room.

On Vidgav.

First he opens up, goes to the toilet in the evening.

And then there's an open house.

You can't kiss yourself.

You're going to public from there.

Calm.

And how fun to see it from outside.

That it's a hotel room.

Have you put the door on Vidgav?

The party begins here.

But it doesn't happen.

I don't look at that door.

The toilet door is exactly on Vidgav.

And not the door into the room.

It's like Volvo or NCC construction workers

who have a conference room that starts to bubble.

You know.

What was this for the party?

I was forced to press on it.

I wonder what it goes to.

But it was so strange.

But of course if you have a wheelchair

it's clear that you have to be able to press

a while before you're on your way out to the party.

But I had put up the toilet door.

So it stands in front of the door itself.

So I didn't see when it opened.

No.

Did you have the toilet door open?

Yes.

It was open.

So I didn't see that the door opened into the hotel room.

I thought nothing happened on that button.

I put the kiss on it.

That's what I hear.

Maybe 10 people

who laugh and bubble in.

That they are on their way up

finally when this fucking lecture is over.

Now we're going to go to Bodegen

and have a glass of wine.

Then you hear some squarder

who has also been out with two aunties

who want to go home at 8 o'clock.

So you kissed the night when the others were on their way out.

And invited everyone to the hotel.

Oh God, it's just you who can do that.

And in the night it was the same thing.

Because you were going up to kiss

and you were going to turn on the lamp button.

And then it's reflected that it's out.

So I press it again.

And then it goes up.

And then it's dark.

So you see right away that it lights up again

and then it goes up in the hallways

and then it goes through the window.

Then it doesn't go through the door.

No, because then it's that.

Then wait.

Then wait for it to open.

15 seconds I'm in the hallways

and the door is open in the middle of the night.

Yes, but of course it can't be opened again

when you're on your way out

in such a bad room.

Oh, I love to talk to you.

You tell me these things.

26 years.

In Aknehuddi.

Yes.

You tell me about the fatties

at Umeå Hotel.

Keep it up and love the audience.

In the long run, it can look cool

but it really does come out.

Yes, it does come out.

We can also say that.

I agree with that.

And you are actually

one of the other comedians.

We don't say a name now.

Or a very approachable person

in the media society right now

that we think about.

We heard that.

Because are you up in Stockholm

and turning and going up?

It's tickets,

it's shows that are out

and it's a TV show

and it's a recording.

So everyone speaks.

You have to know that in our industry.

And they probably do it in other industries

but maybe more in our industry.

There's nothing that you say

about someone in a room

that stands there.

You can be sure of that.

Whether it's directors

or arrangers

or whatever.

So I got to hear

a little about this road

from mouth to mouth

that this person had said

that it was fucking crazy.

They have a picture of the ship.

But do you know about

the stamp on the jacket?

It's hanging out on the jacket.

And then I got to...

I don't know if you

who are listening to this

have seen our...

We have really looked up

and worked on the coolness.

But then there is a stamp

that is hanging out.

That may have gone unnoticed

or for some.

And it's on the theme that

even if we dress up

and dress up

we still want to show that

it's always a little bit

and there's always some long-distance

stamp left in the room

that has been in the closet

that doesn't make

the whole thing go wrong.

It doesn't go the whole way.

But just that he said a little bit

and said that it was nice

but they know

that the stamp is hanging out.

But it says

that people also think

that this is a thing

that they haven't thought about.

That we have a little bit of that.

You could go through that.

But I liked that stamp.

Yes, it was really...

I felt that we were at home.

It was exactly that

that was the meaning.

And then we were very happy

that he

as soon as I heard it

said

I thought it was very nice.

It got a little bit messy.

Yes, it was thoughtful.

You have to say something

that you know about yourself.

Yes, it was thoughtful.

In case they

thought about drawing back pictures.

Yes, it was very nice.

I was very happy.

Yes, it was very nice.

Yes, it was nice.

But it says a part about

the thoughts

around us.

They are

they are more down

down there

I think with the wheels.

Yes, it's that dysfunctional

on the pair that...

And besides that

it's not just a price gap

that's hanging out.

But it's

70 percent free.

Yes, it was free.

Yes, it was free.

No, it was...

It was really big free.

Yes, it was really big free.

What did you think?

Did you think it was

boring?

You wanted an honest answer.

Yes.

Not so nice now.

No.

Was it boring yesterday?

Here it was.

Hampus had booked

a table for us

in Umeå.

Which we all

looked forward to a lot.

After all, it was

a very long day

at SVT.

But in any case

we looked forward to this

a lot.

And Hampus had booked

a table at 7 p.m.

A very normal time.

Yes, a day.

When he used to work

until 17 p.m.

it was quite a long time.

The whole affair

was a bit up.

Yes, but me

who had been up at

4 p.m.

and first had my own

time with the self-win.

The long business

started.

I felt a little

7 p.m.

It was late.

We couldn't start

at 6 p.m., I felt.

Yes.

And then I delivered

this.

And you were all on it

because everyone felt

we couldn't go now

and put ourselves in the room.

Because then

we would die

if we had been up so early.

So then we changed

and then we went out

already at 5 p.m.

To a quarter

at 16.45 p.m.

So then we went in.

Yes, but it was all

with us.

I thought the other

was a good energy.

And I think it

got better because

I still had

a little bit of brain left.

But then

both me and

the other woman

came in and

went over.

You started

to take in

should we have more?

Yes, we can

take a coke.

No.

I took the filling

on the wine first.

Yes, but then

it started to get

worse.

Then the coke

came in

to neutralize

this.

Because then

I also got a good

time in the bed

and was looking

at a series

or something.

Did you think

we were

terribly boring then?

And did we want

to have more

from Umeå?

The clock was

not more than

1940 when

we started

going to the hotel.

But it was

something that

it felt like.

The clock was

22.

Yes, or how?

Yesterday.

And it was

10.

Had we been here

on Thursday,

then I would have been

like,

no, but now

should we go

on?

Should we take

a glass of tea?

Should we take

a glass of tea?

Yes.

Then you

would have wanted to

touch us

for over three hours.

So you were

yesterday,

at least, sorry.

Yes, and the funny thing

was that I said

later, because Anna

was writing to me,

the last time I said

again, I think,

then I started to

paint and think,

oh my God, I'm

boring.

This won't

hold.

He will

get tired of it.

I think.

So I started

and then I say,

I didn't

put Anna in that

thought.

But the last thing

I say to her is,

I think it was

good for

Hampus now,

that it

could also be good

for you to

rest.

And that's

what I think,

especially since

you said I

take responsibility.

I think

that you

project your

idea.

Exactly.

That I can

have both

the dog in my

head and

go out.

Exactly.

Because

now I have

this thing.

Then I

get to

do what

I

do in my

life.

It fits

your life well.

Exactly.

Because it

might not

do anything.

I don't know

if this

was the best

for her,

but when you

think about

and create

dogs,

you just

do it.

So you

have to go home

half past seven

or half past eight.

Yes.

No,

I'm going to

I'm going to

pass up a little.

But I also think

that you have

a little

permission to

then I think

you have to

try to find

an intermediate

road.

Oh,

I'll just

say this now.

What does

the intermediate road

mean?

It means that

you don't

throw in

a taxi to

the hotel in the morning

because we have

played.

No,

okay,

that's where

you're

in now.

When you

have

booked a

table or

take

some glass.

One

glass of wine

afterwards

or a coke

can also

be

but that you

gather together

and

lighten up to

it.

And

it can be

the

shark too.

And

the night

can go

really far

and longer.

No,

because then

it will

come back

not if we

will play

on it.

It will

always be

a roll tournament.

Yes,

we can

do this

we can

suck on the

caramel.

And then

we can invite

our listeners

and see

how it goes.

We can start

up a tank

now that we

are going to

come with us.

It's just

how many

games the

table is.

Six,

seven.

It will

not

get worse.

One,

two,

three,

two,

five,

six,

seven,

eight,

eight.

And then

we can

play

But when you don't play, you can have some rock'n'roll.

That's roughly how you want it to be.

Then I'm going to look at this recording and see.

And then we'll all listen to it now and see how it goes.

Could you tell me about the book?

You know, some high-pitched notes that are on the club?

Most of them.

Like this, like you're in a message box.

I would have put it in there.

I don't know if it was about the sunset or the movies.

I haven't had many movies like that,

but once I was in a band like that.

Oh my God, that was the sunset.

I had to listen up.

Then I would be like, yeah, how are you?

Hey, I'm a bandit here.

Yeah, you have to come in.

Don't come in, no one sees you.

It's just a band here in the middle.

Yeah, come in.

There were some on one side and some on the other side.

It was crazy.

If you look at it from a helicopter perspective,

it's really crazy.

Then you have two different rooms.

You can't have a band in between.

I've understood that.

That's how all of these places work.

I can understand one thing.

If you've worked on a scene and you're tired,

or you're supposed to celebrate with your friends,

then maybe you can have a little,

first of all, in your own room,

where you celebrate that this went well and premiered.

But then you still want to be with the others.

Yeah, but just a dance hall when you're supposed to be separated.

This is a little nicer.

This should be a little more fun, that's not it.

But the fact that I got a wheelchair in the right room

and stuff like that, that's also a follow-up in my life.

There are quite a lot of rooms that I've climbed into

where there has been so much space,

and where there is a hand gesture in the bed

and learning buttons.

I often get that kind of room,

and before it was just like, this is a room,

but then maybe it happened five, six times in a year,

I started thinking, why do people book this kind of room for me?

Exactly, in you.

We also had a series,

when we were out with No More Facts to Give,

we had a capsule series called that.

It was you and I and Samira Ström,

who was our makeup girl who was with us on the tour,

who will also be with us on this tour.

We're going out now.

And then we'll see what we can have for last.

Then we had, there were times when all hotels,

or many hotels had this little luxury extra,

almost that they had a capsule opener,

fast screwed on the wall in the bathroom.

And that was just like that,

is it that you have to

take an ear when you're sitting and doing No. 2?

Or is it that you have to lie down in the shower

and drink a rum solution?

Or is it just with the toilet that makes it that close?

And very close placed, the toilet chair in question too.

Do you often want to eat or drink on the toilet?

No, absolutely not.

It's more like a tambourine,

when you've drunk,

but there's no other way to do that.

But now I'm not going to do that,

but it was a lot with that tour,

just No More Facts to Give in the hotel room,

because I didn't get one room where I didn't get more.

The ceiling was filled,

and I had to sleep with my nightstand.

When you're retroactive,

when you're working,

when the safety is in place in the relationship,

then this also happens,

that you've created once in a while.

So I think you're still in bed,

this luxury of flaring,

there was no one really who had it on that tour,

because we were a big music festival

that was in the crowd,

that was out, so it didn't go...

No, and I'm not going to be that way,

and it sounds like you're complaining a lot, but...

Could there be a Präd-hampus?

I think you can expect a little more,

but it wouldn't have happened every time.

No.

A kid, and now this is going to be...

The Präd-hampus!

There's a lot going on now,

that's falling down.

I was so glad when I heard that you're also...

Now you're up on the internet and writing down stuff,

in sign language.

Now we're talking about the shop.

Some fruits that fall down

shouldn't be picked up yet, you can feel that.

And the others are very brave,

they want to be spread out directly.

Absolutely.

But now we're going to make a diagram,

where we sit down and work,

we're going to get our different...

Almenackers.

And where we start a little in the right way, maybe.

Yeah, what do you mean by that?

You're going to get a peek, I think.

No, not a peek, I mean,

to notice that it's fast

and quite a bit of all hands here.

The transitions that I've made to you.

I don't know what it is with the transitions,

but I love them.

Yeah, it's just something when you start with

the transition before the content,

like, what are we going to do?

What are we going to do with this transition?

I'm not really...

I have no idea about that yet.

transition to where?

From where?

I've actually written it down,

so I'm like,

I've come up with such a funny transition.

He's like,

I'll write it down for you.

And now I'm going to tell you about it.

What it was,

I explain it in a very long arrangement,

along with SMS, in Mojfest as well.

And then I won't be able to

fill it up,

whatsoever,

on this SMS.

But what will it be?

Yes, I understand.

But the question is,

what are we going to do?

And what are we going to do with the transition?

What would you have hoped for?

The transition that I made with the introduction last week?

I've put up ten.

What would you hope for?

We're done with the show,

now we're going to fill up the last one.

This transition will work.

If you don't work with the scene,

you might think,

I've described a door opening,

how I'm standing.

It's like this,

and you're inside and you're going out,

but I've forgotten inside,

and I've forgotten outside.

I've just described how fun it can be

to stand in that door opening

before you come out.

And go to you.

And you had a lot of pictures,

in your head,

but for someone who just had to hear an transition,

it was difficult to visualize.

And then I got a little sad.

Because then I felt like,

it's like you're running through a nail

to a child's collar,

and the collar says how it feels now.

Children are often very funny,

because they're like,

when they're happy,

now you're doing this,

now you're dragging all the children over one edge,

you shouldn't do that.

Some children,

including me,

can be my own,

some of them,

at least I have three.

One out of three children,

can be so damn happy,

that they throw away their clothes,

that it's going to be something like that.

Everyone can stop

when the children are running around,

and it's chocolate,

and it's balloons,

and toys,

and no one listens to anyone,

and they're like,

it's like a drama festival,

maybe before the time,

although it was adults,

babies,

who were so happy,

from the day they were born.

But children can be,

so it's so damn wonderful.

It's a stadium,

when everything is so damn funny,

so the cake goes all over the face,

and the collar,

and no one,

and then it stops,

someone hits someone in the head,

and then the lesson is over,

and then the collar is over.

So it felt like you did it on me.

I came to the collar,

almost in the collar from the beginning,

because I felt that this is so damn funny.

So I stood already with these

snub-shells,

that you had before,

Pampers,

I stood already,

and I was waving with balloons,

and chocolate all around my mouth.

But you hit me in the head,

with a hammer like that,

and I got hurt.

But I didn't do that,

it was so hard.

No, you didn't do that.

But you can't counter creative chaos.

No,

it was more that I felt that

you jumped straight in,

you've been in your head,

and threw me in on the way,

but I haven't seen the start line,

really.

I don't know what we're on the way,

what are we going to do?

Well, and then it's so funny,

when you're in a creative flow,

and you're sending these SMSs,

you have no idea

that we live in different places,

you don't know where I sit,

when you send them,

it's so fucking funny.

And I don't know where you sit,

you can sit exactly the same way,

in your life,

with what you're kissing with.

When I send in,

now, now,

now you're Pampers,

and then I have such a fucking funny idea.

That's how I am, then.

Now you're gone,

now we're going to see,

now you've had the answer,

this, this,

this, this,

that's how I am.

What's the same thing

when I send you here,

I'm really happy,

and it happens,

they say,

this works,

here we can do,

quiet in eight hours.

Then I come,

I'm sitting in a meeting.

Then I actually write,

forgive me,

forgive me,

forgive me,

be,

Pampers,

but I'm sitting there,

and then it actually came,

so fucking funny,

and then it came,

later,

now I'm lying,

the last thing I'm thinking of

is this now.

Yes, that's true.

That's what I said,

I just wanted to say,

I picked it up,

because I know

that you don't have to,

have you solved things

and felt that,

fuck,

it's going the way I thought.

Then you get angry.

But I picked it up,

your transition,

it's absolutely out.

It's absolutely out.

You saw it later,

when you wanted to,

an inner and an outer

in this door opening,

I described to you,

that this was fucking good.

Yes.

At least we think,

you know what you're going to think,

but we thought it was good,

so fucking good.

And here I think,

a fucking mouse,

how we're holding on

and pussling all the time.

Yes, that's true.

In this exhibition bubble.

There are so many mice,

almost like

a diamond brodery,

we're holding on to,

if you know what it is.

No, it's...

No, it's holding my mom on to me,

then she's holding on to me,

it's one million small

stones on the table,

and then it's going to be a picture,

and then she's sitting with tweezers,

she can sit the whole night,

and then she's sitting

one after the other with crystals.

Yes, but that's exactly what we're doing.

It's like she's going to go to bed at night,

at night,

she knows for sure

what the diamond brodery is.

It's probably going to happen

at night before spring.

That's what you're going to do.

A diamond brodery.

A picture of me in green

outfit,

the diamond brodery

will be presented when the night is over.

Absolutely.

It's also very strange

that when we're holding on

so much intensively to work

with these things,

that it's just like

when I was with the therapist,

that you can't really sort out

which thing to listen to,

what can I bowl with the therapist,

what can I not bowl with.

So at the same time

that we were allowed to bowl with that,

I would have waved in

your man in the world's

biggest lifestyles

that he had done

and done research

than we bowl with our bowl.

Yes, that's what I thought.

He was really cozy.

He was lying

and was right in the bed,

across the bed

like a child with feet

and up on the floor

on the belly,

like he's lying

on the beach

and waving with his legs,

so cute.

And I was like,

what are you doing with me now?

No, now, now,

and he was very engaged.

And we were also at home

with Ellen.

So it was like everything was going together.

Now, family life has started,

I would say.

Or how?

Really.

It's me and Ellen

who have to get some time.

Yes, I think so too.

I might as well start

with a birthday party

that's about something

more work related.

Then he can get up a bit.

And then we start

like,

yes, he's a good hamper,

but it's just a bit.

But it's new and nice.

You and Gabber

don't talk about me.

No.

Yes, it's sent pictures.

Yes, of course.

It's done, actually.

But I'm going to see,

I'm going to start

with a bit of silence,

but I'm going to see

what kind of entrance I'm going to have.

He's also been

very much involved

in this outfit.

It's going to be evening

and I'm going to shoot

with a little responsibility too.

Yes.

So I've been up

FaceTime on Lindex

in a while.

Yes, he's welcome

in that area.

He likes it.

Yes.

But now we have,

we actually have to come

together,

so we have,

we're going to,

Thank you.

With a quarter.

Yes, for fuck's sake.

Now we're going to

sit here and enjoy ourselves.

What's your name?

Let's see

if we have to circle

in this roundabout

a few times

before we can take

a break

towards Stockholm.

We're going to survive.

Today I'm going to

sit here and watch

each other.

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lately.

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