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I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know if you know what I mean

Welcome to El Stegos podcast

Yes, I know

You're German

I'm Hamburg

It's early in the morning and it's black out there and it's raining

I don't know what the hell it is

There is one thing that is deeper

No, I don't know what the hell it is

I would like to bet that Guinness record book is deeper

Guinness record? That's crazy

It's a few days ago

When I was at Calas with my mother-in-law

And then I got a child that was born in Guinness record book

It's been following it for 40 years

You don't get used to it

Now it's the new generations that release it home

Yes, but what the hell

It still doesn't remember when you came to the side of the world's longest man

And it was a picture of him

Exactly, it's a cleaner time

Guinness record book

Then the presentations that were made there

Had some kind of relevance

I talked about the Guinness record book

All the articles that are over us

With very good, pleasant records

Hit record

You surely saw that she

Went and died

World's longest man-in-law hopper

No, no, what then?

Days after or two days after

She jumped the fall screen

Now in Monday

World's longest man-in-law hopper has died

104 years old Dorothy Hoffner became historical

When she jumped the fall screen from 4000 meters high

In northern Illinois

The fall took 7 minutes

And therefore she wrote in her history books

As the oldest man-in-law hopper

It was Christmas

Older than a number said 104 years old

After she landed on the market

But then it all came to the fore that

Modya Dorothy has survived

It was on Monday

That she slept on her parents' bed

A friend took her to sleep

To report to the AP

Dorothy Hoffner became 104 years old

How are the Swedes of the hopper?

That's what you wonder

You have to guess

The mental Swedes

If nothing else

You have surely read that

That there are many unproportional

That die on their birthday

No, they have died

Yes, or maybe not

Maybe it's nice that

They have had guests the whole day

The garbage has come

And they have been forced to keep going the whole day

Up in the mountains

And sleep in

I mean, something similar can happen here

After the fall of the hopper

But what's left here

Is that the whole chapter

In the history book

You know

The oldest point of the world

Should be stripped from the book

Once and for all

Why?

Well, partly because they die

Obviously

But above all

Because it's the only thing that needs

To beat the record

Are the elderly

No, but it's not like that

It's the elderly plus the performance

But there are no performances

They do in that chapter

It's like

It's not harder to jump the parachute

You see there

On the clip

She jumps with a

With a parachute hopper in the back

I don't know

Is it really harder to jump

The parachute when you are 104

Than when you are 101

It's maybe even easier

Because she says it all the time

You know

It's really crazy

And I'm nothing

She becomes a bear

It's like someone has a seal

Someone carries her

To this

Outdoor

And then he jumps

Yes, I wonder

Are the seven-year-olds

So interested

Or impressed by the chapter?

It's also so abstract

For them

For the seven-year-olds

It's like they're seven

Yes

So if you remove

The entire chapter

Of the elderly

Then it should be a good book

There is another chapter

Or another dimension

That I also hate

And it's that

Where and what else

The record is so new

That it's almost

No one has done it before

Someone

Will find a record

And since it may be

Only one or two others

Who have tested it

So it's quite easy

To hit it

What is this

For larvae for example?

In 27 hours

The hand was shaking

And hit the world record

But when the long hand

Shaking

Has set its tracks

Towards Claes Blixt in Tranemo

In the hand

There is no problem

I have noticed

That Axel is unhappy

If there is something called

Hand shaking

Axel

I will learn to do it

Because it was a life before

And it was a life after

Yes

I have to forgive myself

It was in April

That Claes Blixt

And Dennis Oskar

As a crook

Had set up

On the home building

In Uddebo

He understood

What was happening

And stayed

In 27 hours

Now the record

Is officially signed

And it's

Claes Blixt's third

Record in Guinness

Record book

But if it becomes

More records

What you really

Don't talk about

Is the record

That I haven't managed

To get through

I have asked them

To gather as many energy

As possible

To sleep in the middle

But it's not good

Because they didn't know

If they saw it

Or not

He should be broken

From this book

He is a sabotage

When you

He is aware

It becomes

Inflation in the record

You say

That they are not even shaking

The hands

She also says

They hold the hand

He understood

What happened

And stayed

In 27 hours

The record

Will stand

In three days

Right

Exactly

They don't shake

It's wrong

They should be unrecognized

They hold the hand

There is also something

Installed on TV4

That was about

The biggest dog

Promenade

The longest

No, most

The number of tax

I think

The biggest number of dogs

In Melbourne

In Australia

Four tax owners

Today

Since they took

In Guinness

Record book

To get through

A dog

With most individuals

From a single race

One thousand

Three hundred and eighty-five tax

And their owners

Promenaded together

In Melbourne

Which hit the previous record

That was included

Of three hundred and sixty-five

Bigele dogs

In the Great Britain

You

You get a little sad

You should not

Just something

But Samir and Victor

Should we beat the record

They

Should have

Most of the concerts

In a week or

Did they succeed?

I don't know

You have to find

Here

Samir and Victor

Hit the record

World record

That was the goal

Samir and Victor

Gave themselves

On a three-day tour

Eleven games

On three days

That was what

Was required

To hit a new record

It's like

Between

Eleven places

On three days

The attempt

Is this

World record

Which we did

If it was

World record

Uppsala

Eskelstuna

Västerås

Norköpengkosta

Linnköpeng

Uddevalla

Göteborg

and Gränna

Those are the eleven places

Samir Badrön

and Victor Frisk

Have played

In the last three days

When the record

Can be published

In Guinness World Records

That is

Not yet clear

I have been

In Guinness World Book

But yes

We have beaten

The World Record

The record was

On nine games

Now we are

On eleven

But what is this?

It is so

Irresistible

But

In cleanliness

You have to say

How many concerts

Can you do

In the shortest time?

How big

Should the city be

How many

Should be in the audience

And

Do you even need to be known?

I can

Go from master

To Solentuna

And go to

Solna

And hold twenty concerts

One day

How long

Do you have to go to the concerts?

Do you go there?

I would go

To Solna

And start

In Farssta

In Hökeringen

In Gubbingen

You can't go away

You can't change the way

On every venue

And with your guitar

It is also

Another category

That we are completely

Knack

Is that

All of these

Have not done anything

Really

Except

That has been

Something bad

You know

Who is this woman

With the biggest head

You mean

Those who are freaks

Yes

It is really

Unmodern

A man who

In seventy years

Has played

In some kind of machine

Because he is

Lame

Of Polio

Who then

Hit the record

To lie still

Long

He is stuck

On Alexander

He is stuck

In his heart

In this life

After seventy years

It is actually

Really sad

But

Record jury

Came there

With flowers

And chocolate

In the past

He ran around

And played

Just like other children

Without

But in 1952

Alexander was hit

By a rear-max infection

But Polio

And the body

Started to close

Today

Is a disease

That is absolutely

Exhausted

Thanks to the medicine

But at that time

It was treated

In a chest

That helped him

To breathe

A calm heart

At that time

Has he not done

His death

That he has

Come to record

The book

Yes

He has been left

In seventy years

But

It was enough

That they had

Yes

He is the only one

Of that generation

The chest child

Who survived

Yes

I do not understand

It is the same

Chest child from the 50s

Yes

It has to be

No matter

Where you come from

Or where your ancestors are

Or what challenges

You can stand

For

You can really do

Anything

You just have to

Put it

On that

And work hard

He wrote

In his own biography

Where every word

In the book

Is written

In his mouth

Can it also be a record?

That is

The biggest self-proclaimed thing

Or what do you mean?

My first self-proclaimed things

Are written with a pen

In the mouth

Yes

We are sponsored by

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The house

Two point zero

I would say

We have

In a hundred years

When I would say

A thousand times

You know

You don't know anything

What?

It feels like

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I think

That we

End of the stone age

It has thrown

To a hundred years

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But now

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Thanks to Petgud

And it has

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And what do they do?

But

Who of us

Is reading

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Not only that

If we

Want to do that

Is there

A company

Where there is

A little transparency

About

What

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In this dog and cat food

The only thing we know

Is that it is

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The other thing we know

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And there is no

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Show yourself

Tradition

Our friends

Really

And I think it's fun

With tradition

That

It's not always like

That you come

From there

With what you thought

That you would come

From there

With

In a hunt

For something

You find

Something else

And then

When you've called

Further

Then you've bought

Something you've never

Bought

Or good

Yes

But it's like

A place where

Everything exists

That it's like

I like to

And then

Is left

Show yourself

Because it's fun

To be there

Because

It's like

Eleven million

Beings

Change

Every year

It's been

Tell me

How can you go

You go in

To trade

I want

To buy an iPhone

For example

Because it's quite expensive

But

But I found an iPhone

That is

More or less new

Someone has got

A birthday present

Maybe

But

The person who

Showed himself

Had a phone

So it's

Right on

Tradition

Directly

Before the price

Then

You buy it

And then

Wait

They can use some

Some other

Twelve-year-old

Have used

One year before

Before she grew up

Yes

As you can see

To trade

And then you keep it

Yes

And if that's the case

Then maybe

Put someone out

With the idea of

How fast our children grow

Looks

Quite a lot

Things

That could go

To sales

To others

It will be a zero as a game

Incredible

Go in

To trade

Come

The response of

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Who is the most popular

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For

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Decided

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I can tell you

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How it went

Did you load it

In the app

Can I think

That's the first step

You take the app home

And then you look

Where is

A Katters

Near me

In my case

It was Grypturgatan

And then

Then I went in there

There is also on the central

And

Målåskander Nivea

Yes

But I went

And in Nacka

And Cykla

Solentuna

Kungsgatan

Katters is also

Outside Stockholm

They have so long

In both Uppsala

Helsingborg

Göteborg

And Malmö

Then I went in there

And then I said

There are two in front of you

In the queue

Then I stood

There was a queue

So a virtual queue

Because you were not there

I then went to the factory

With my family

At the same time as I stood

In the queue

And then

There was a bell

And then I said

Now you are the next person

Now you should maybe

Start touching

You

Against the salon

I drank my coffee

I ate my bun

And then

I stepped in

In the salon

In a large way

At the same time

As the previous customer

I stepped up

And the hairdresser

The hairdresser

I took off my hair

From the floor

And then

I stood down

That's the new way

To go to a hairdresser

What the fuck

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You get an avisering

In the app

When you start

To your own tour

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I thought I would share

With you

Of my life

I thought I would share

With you

A day in life

A day in

As a diary

From my life

From the fact that I

I mean

That I also have

That I have this journey

That I have made to Germany

Yes

Fun

That's the whole idea

From the 21st of October

To the 21st of October

To the 17th of October

Exciting

A day in life

That is

The 16th of October

21st of October

That is football

On TV

Belgium, Sweden

Did you see the game?

But you heard what was going on

Yes

I have been here

In Stockholm

So I have

Been surrounded by it

The first thing

Is that

The hope of Sweden

Is out

Because of the game

Before I was in the afternoon

Exactly

But it doesn't seem

So big

Because Louis

Is crazy

In football

And the national team

And he loves

Kuleshevsky

And

He also loves

This

Really canon game

And

I have promised

That he will see

The first half

Before he sleeps

And

That was

Yes

What a memory

What do you mean?

I have not thought

Of that phenomenon

For

40 years

No, I know

That you got to see

The first half

Yes

So you found

A different way

To look at

The second half

You had

A dead body

That you could see

In the mirror

In the window

Yes

In the stairs

Yes

What happened is

That

It was

Incredible

Realistic

When the commentators

Started

To mumble

That

Two Swedish

Scouts

Brussels

I had

Also

Lost

My phone

Was dead

I had no batteries

And

Had I

But

Now I'm left

With Loewe

In my fucking

And I was completely

Out of sight

But I had

My only

Only way

To information

Was

These confused

Commentators

Who did not know

How much they could

Or wanted to tell

It was so incredible

That

I looked at

A football match

At the same time

I heard

The commentators

Who then

Get more information

I listen

To them

That life

Rins out

Them

And

I also wonder

How much my son understands

What happens

Because

It will

Almost

Unrealistic

A football match

Will

Commentators

Sit

Anything quiet

Or talk

About

People who want to shoot

And

In the end

Loewe

What has happened

Dad

What happens

And

I do not know

What to answer

What should you tell

To your children

I do not know

What would you have done

In my opinion

Yes

It is sad that I do not have

Information

When you are that age

Exactly

So I had

In brief information

Had you

Try to

Get him in bed

Exactly

I just say

That no one knows

It seems that

Something bad has happened

But

Only a few minutes left

The first night

He then

In my fucking

It will be quite good

Then

In bed

And then

I sit up

Until 3 o'clock

At night

And follow

The news report

And

In the morning

Wake up

Look at

The news

And

Then all politicians

Out

And tell

How

The worst

Terrorists

Want

To save us

Says

Kristesson

Maybe

He has said

A lot of times

Now

The terrorists

Want

To scare us

To silence

And

Every time

He says

This

I have

Often

Then I think

Is it really

What they want

To scare us

To silence

I wonder

Is he

This snub

His name is

Abdi Salam

Yes

It may not be

At the top of mind

But just silence

He shit

That

He wants to kill

Two Swedes

Yes

He doesn't think

That

He will put

A land in a crack

No, exactly

It's not that he has been

In Yassiragi

With

30 other terrorists

Where they have

A painting

Whiteboard

How do we silence

That

Exactly

And what I mean

That

To say

That

I think

That

I think

Terrorists

They

Don't think

That

This will

Strategically

Make

The Swedish people

Saved

And

They

Say

That

And

Again

That

They want to scare us

To silence

And

It's like

It's like a good animal

It can be

Shit

I've never tried to

Psychologically

As a group

There can also be

Different

Drives

In different

Terrorists

Yes

There may be

Those

Silence

Ivarar

Out there

Who knows

I ran straight north after Drottninggatan Masaken 2017 and up to Bell's preschool.

I was first and I came from Drottninggatan. I took her in my arms, ran home and sat on the TV.

And I remember that I felt that it was wrong at the time, but there was something in me,

maybe the stranger who wanted to experience this with Bell, she was 6 years old.

This was so frightening for me, that I needed it in my knee, to use it for the TV-send.

Yes, I know.

Because it was the first thing that had happened.

Damn, it was so interesting.

But it was incredibly difficult with Louis that morning.

And it got worse and worse because we ate breakfast and then I ran to our clothes

and then he came out in his Sweden shirt.

The same shirt that was made by the two Swedes last night.

And of course, the reason for that is that it was a match yesterday.

And then he always does it.

When we went to the ARC match, he had the ARC clothes on the day after.

And now he wants to wear the Swedish shirt.

And you say, are you really going to wear that shirt today?

Yes, absolutely.

And I think that was something else.

Because, I don't know, what would you have done?

I would have given up on him, because I don't know,

it could have been someone who listened to me, or it was Trigga Chakeru, and so on.

Or do you mean that you thought he was going to stand up to the terrorists,

who are trying to get us quiet?

No, I mean, it could have been a short decision.

But today we are in Sweden, I think.

Because, as Chris says, they want to get us quiet,

and I'm not going to do that.

But it's not something that I can accept.

No, we can't protect the child on the barricade.

But if you're sitting here by yourself and listening to the echo.

I'm wearing a jeans shirt.

But it's also like that.

It has to be said that if Louie is wearing a Swedish shirt that day,

or these days,

if the risk increases from 0,001% to 0,002%,

that he could be attacked, then that's it.

The risk also increases that he gets questions about what's going on

from other friends who are thinking about everything that's going on.

So you really have to imagine him, if he's going to have Trigga on.

Yes.

Then you really have to tell him what's going on, if he's going to have Trigga on.

Yes, I don't.

But I let him keep on Trigga on.

It's a stress in the morning, because I'm going straight to Arlanda

after I left school,

because I'm going out on this book tour in Germany.

So I, I don't know, it's incredibly,

I mean, quite shocking what happened that night when I was barely asleep

and listened to these reports.

And I mean, it's a completely wrong decision that takes place there tomorrow.

And I take a taxi, leave Louis, and then I take the same taxi to Arlanda

and on the way out, and that's when I start to get rid of anxiety.

Because I'm just thinking, as you say, that if he's going to have Trigga on,

then he should know a little about what it means.

But above all, why should, I mean, now,

there will also be advice from authorities that don't carry Trigga on.

So why have I made Louis to the table?

Even if the risk is minimal, that something would happen,

then it's still very irresponsible, I think, of me as a parent.

So I say to the taxi driver, go home instead,

so he can wait.

I run up and pick up another Trigga,

another match Trigga, a Napoli, a Napoli Trigga.

And then I go back with the taxi to school.

And then I go into the classroom and say,

can I just borrow Louis for a while?

Will you remember when you were a child?

It was really scary.

Yes, exciting.

There were big things going on.

Really?

And then he went out and said, can we change Trigga?

And he asked, why?

And I, like, I also had a fight with him.

I said, I agree with this Trigga.

You love Napoli.

And he said, yes, you can just change it.

He said, okay.

It was like no big decision.

And then he changed Trigga.

And then he went in again,

completely without any information.

Even more than a table for questions,

from classmates.

No, what then?

Is it because he has a Napoli Trigga?

No, because you have changed Trigga.

Yes, why?

Are you afraid?

Have they scared you to silence?

Yes.

And then I went out to Arlanda,

because I was going to Berlin.

And there I got a mail from the press chief

about my position in Germany.

I was in Germany for four days.

And I had a lot of plans to do interviews,

because Malmastation will be released,

it will be released last week in Germany.

Press chief will give it like this.

I'm sorry we haven't found enough activities for you.

We thought we would be able to get some interviews,

but the interest has been surprisingly low.

Let me remind you that this has nothing to do

with your book or with you,

but more with the fact that Scandinavian literature

doesn't sell as good as it used to.

What then?

They will be released on the day?

No, I will.

I have asked them to get a program

for my activities during a long time.

This hasn't happened,

and they have decided that they want to fill it up with things.

They didn't want to send it away,

because it was so boring.

They didn't want to lose the show?

No, they wanted to work until the end

to fill up my days in Germany with things.

And in the end, they have to recognize color.

They have to tell me that it has gone to hell.

And they do that in the last minute.

I understand why,

even if it's incredible.

It's not a good start on this trip.

To get a mail from the press chief

who says that you are completely uninterested in Germany.

Did you mention anything?

I hope that you are good with thinking about the circumstances.

No, nothing.

No?

Nothing at all.

Well, I went to the press conference

and bought the language newspaper.

I read it on the internet.

There was a very interesting article

about the Kallanka-companies for 75 years.

It was a protection article.

And I got a lot of memories.

Do you have any memories of a special word

that was mentioned in the Kallanka-company?

Läskeblask.

Exactly.

It's not incredibly strong,

but it's still alive.

The salivary is still alive,

as it is now.

The idea of the Hallensode.

It looked so good.

The bubbles sprang in the glass.

I know.

It's like it's poured.

Do you remember anything else?

Longportistan.

What was it?

It was a city that was far away.

Longportistan was like...

I don't know the name.

It was like a summary of the name

for everything that is foreign.

Yes, exactly.

Or it was classified as Eastern.

It was always that the bubbles came from Longportistan.

Exactly.

We know this...

Abdel Salam Lassoued.

He came from Longportistan.

I also remember Anka Pulko.

He went there for a semester.

But I remember one thing.

I haven't thought about it for a long time.

That really pushed me back.

To accentuate that someone spoke coldly,

cynically and politely.

Then the bubbles used to speak

that were icy, frosty,

but ice-covered.

Exactly.

So fucking effective.

I remember.

When you see it, you realize that this person

who says so is ice cold.

So I landed in Berlin

and took a taxi to the hotel.

Then this receptionist says something

that we never forget.

We're just in a room that we call the shoebox.

As a warning or as something positive?

No, she thinks it's like a funny curiosity.

I mean, I had talked to the ice-covered one.

You are going in the shoebox, sir.

Did you see the movie I sent yesterday?

No.

I just came over to the cinema.

Look at it now.

Thank you.

It's called a movie on the shoebox.

When I came in the room.

Oh!

Is that the least room I've seen?

Yes, but...

Do you really feel like it's like that?

Yes, it's one and a half meters.

It's the same size as 90 cm.

The room is maybe 1.10 cm.

So it's 20 cm on the side of the bed.

I wonder if the bed is 90 cm.

Maybe 70 cm.

It's a brick.

It's not a bed.

Yes, it looks like a cell phone.

The shoebox sounds a bit charming.

We have put you in the jail cell.

Yes, in that case, it's incredible.

The claustrophobic feeling of being in

a foreign city in that room

at the same time as this happened in Sweden.

With a heavy schedule.

With a completely heavy schedule.

Far away in the city.

Yes, on TV then.

There is a TV in the room

where they talk about the shootings

about him again.

And Ulf Kistersånd

is interviewed.

He says, they want us to be scared.

They want us to be worried.

And...

So I let this day and afternoon go.

There are no activities.

I have only one activity this evening.

Yes, this is a really, really big hall.

Swedish hall.

Yes, it's just so fucking crazy.

It was not a hall, it was kind of a band role.

It was a fucking...

It was a big towel.

It's kind of weird to me.

He tries to do something that should be right

and then it turns out to be wrong.

He wanted to show that he was not scared at all.

Yes, exactly.

And what happened then,

the first thing is that

it was supposed to be a hall.

Yes, you also think that

it sends out some double signals

that everyone who left the arena

was accused of not having a blue-gold.

And it is still so that it is recommended

that you do not wear Swedish clothes

abroad.

And the first thing that happened was that

Kistersånd put a lot of reports here

and did that.

But I still have to say that

I understand his idea here.

Yes, maybe he thinks that the hall can be removed soon.

If it is removed from the normal,

or what my audience usually says,

then it will be removed immediately.

I know, but what I notice is that

the hall is about 3 cm wide.

At least.

I don't know how much he has taken on it

or has he told anyone special.

But it is as wide as Chewbox.

As you can see,

it has never been removed before.

He will never take it again.

No, it is not really safe for him.

No, exactly.

Anyway,

it starts at 6 p.m.

I shower and change my clothes.

And then he takes a taxi

to this book counter.

He arranges a reading.

And it is then in Germany

strange enough that it is understood

that the number, which is up to 75%,

consists of a German actress,

reads the book.

So if the time is 90 minutes,

then the reading is always

at least an hour.

Yes, it is a little different tradition.

Yes, it is completely different in Sweden.

If you do not have such a reading,

then it is understood as a number.

No, exactly.

When I come to a library

or a book counter

in Sweden,

because it does not happen so often,

sometimes they say,

you can start reading,

then it may be a quarter.

But it also feels like there is no one in here

but the library woman

who wants you to read a quarter.

Yes, of course.

That is why it is so incomprehensible,

this tradition.

But it is very strong in Germany.

Yes, but it is also like this.

Here you can read from here,

and then it is from page 76.

You should then be thrown into the book

as a public.

It is actually incredibly close.

Yes, I am standing there

before we start.

And I have counted to

20 people

and they are made in Swedish.

You can see that once.

But I do not know if there is any German here.

If there is anyone

who has the idea that he is there.

You mean that

with other words,

the majority of the audience does not understand

the word of the German actors' reading.

Yes, she will read for no one.

And

this nervous book counter

he goes around and overlooks

the large quantities

of wine bottles and wine glasses

to those who have never come.

And radio after radio,

empty chairs, especially the stage

that will not be filled with people.

And then the actors

will come into the boutique

and she

comes in with a fucking flair.

She is completely unknown to me.

But here she is

it is noticeable

how people are looking for her.

This book counter,

something about Jack.

She comes just from Cannes

in it.

Her new series has a premiere soon

and she was very excited.

It is something like that.

It is always so strange when you meet

someone with the energy

of the Kändissen

and aura, but who you yourself do not have

as a fan.

I know. It is really fun.

Or strange.

Yes, it is funny.

What Kändissen is.

I know.

Local mega Kändissen.

It is nothing.

Which does not mean anything to her.

The great power

is so clear to her.

Yes, really.

And then this conversation begins.

And a short interview is incredibly

ingenious to speak English

in front of the Swedish audience.

It is like a theater.

It was one of those hours

when you are ashamed in every way

about the failure

that all this is.

And then there will be high reading

that also has

a higher level

of surrealism, because the

Swedish audience does not understand

to read the German

because no one. It is like she is

reading for herself.

And I do not understand what she is reading.

Then there is a big

sign.

Word and lost books.

And it is no one who wants to buy the

book because the Swedes you do not

want to have a German book.

No.

They sell

no book.

And then I go back to the hotel

until I go into my mailbox.

And now it is evening.

I am excited that I will

enter into my small hut.

And first of all

The hotel's neon sign is straight out of the window.

It's blinking.

The whole room gets pink.

And then it gets completely black.

About anything else.

Exactly. They had a meeting there before the opening.

Where should we put the sign?

Well, Chobox guests are still so bad.

Which ones?

I didn't know that signs like these neon signs sound.

The electricity is very strong every time the lamp is on.

That's a bit of a mess we've been dealing with.

And I'm in bed.

I'm on TV. They're still talking about the shootings.

And about Sweden.

And I'm going in on the web because it's the latest.

It's a dead end now.

We're still just reading about the shots.

And I see that Ulskistersson has made a mistake.

And you're supposed to be sad about him, right?

But it's something when I see a movie that he's made.

That you're a bit upset.

The first time you wanted to have him sad.

It was when he was shooting the movie.

He was afraid to take it to the nation.

When we listened to it, he shouted on the other side.

He was talking about how good the government was.

And that was really bad.

And he got so many criticism for that.

So I thought he couldn't do it again.

He's already learned about this mistake.

So when he's looking at the camera now.

And I'm going to talk to him about the Swedish people.

Who have been more of a pretty violent and tumultuous guy.

So I'm thinking about him now.

He doesn't want to talk about us.

Yesterday, all our thoughts were about the Swedes who were killed and injured

in the terrible terror attack.

Today, I'm sharing with the prime minister of Belgium, Alexander Dukro,

in the Minnesstunden in Brussels.

Today, it's also exactly a year since the new government came to power.

We said in the election that change was necessary.

But we also said that change is possible.

And we got the mandate to get control over Sweden.

I mean, again, I'm telling you.

Mitty is our Oro Engsland about his government.

And that he did well.

I can hardly believe that that's true.

And slowly, he shows up when I see him.

And it's clear and clear.

A cynical, cold, frosty talk bubble.

And for his head when he talks.

I'm also on a little tour for a book.

Yes, exactly.

You're in Sweden, and you're talking with the Swedes.

I've heard that there's such a time with a little longer press release.

Yes, exactly.

Because the book will be released on November 17th.

But it takes a while for certain times.

And that's a bit of a joke.

Unlike you, it's been a long time since I released a novel.

It was 10 years ago.

And I live in Los Angeles.

So I don't get interviewed that often.

No.

And it's interesting to hear how you feel about these things.

When the journalists then beg to describe themselves.

Or to think about themselves.

In a way that they don't do every day.

We have such a fucking luxury in this podcast.

Or I understand now how comfortable it is for us.

That we stay in the control room.

We can control the conversation.

The way we want to.

You don't understand that luxury at all.

You can't control the conversation at all.

When someone looks into your eyes.

And asks who you are.

But do you think it's interesting?

Or scary?

Or what do you mean?

I think it's scary.

Because I remember that I exist.

That I exist.

It starts when you get the pressure from the design.

When you get a test pressure.

And then you see photos.

There you are.

You understand that you send signals to others.

That others understand.

That you can't control.

I don't really understand that.

Because you talk so much about Lappolappin.

You can't control it.

You can't control the narrative.

Exactly.

When the journalist looks into your eyes.

What do you want to say to the book?

Then you become quiet.

That's a bad question.

Then I should just leave.

I know, but you're not that quiet.

Why can't you be quiet?

I know, it's hard.

There are many who have asked.

Why are you so interested in beauty?

For example.

Because it's a secret in the book.

Physically nice.

Beautiful environment.

Beautiful people.

Beautiful art.

I'm dealing with a girl who is in Madrid.

And meets this group.

That she is busy with.

Busy with their beauty.

She wants to dress like them.

She is sexually busy with these guys.

She follows them.

She wants to look like them.

And she wants to be a part of all this beauty.

Then I get the question.

All the time.

Based on that I tried to get and paint you.

I'm sorry.

Because this is a good question.

A really good question.

Yes, it's interesting that you see yourself out of it.

If they say there is a monster in all the books.

Yes, because you haven't thought about yourself.

You haven't thought about yourself.

And he's right.

I've read a book not only once.

But twice.

And it's filled with beauty.

Yes.

And the theme is that there are other books.

So I've forced myself to ask myself.

Is there something there?

Yes.

And a few days ago

I got a link.

Which gave me a little bit of a thought.

Which I've had to do.

A clip on YouTube

which I've never seen.

Which I got a shock of.

A clip from

You're talking about Calanca.

A clip from Peter Pan.

It was written in the Disney movie.

It's like that.

My grandmother

was the voice

of Lena in Peter Pan.

Who is Lena?

She's called Wendy in the original.

The girl Peter Pan will return to in the beginning.

Yes, okay.

And she's brought to the country.

Neverland.

I've talked before about

that my grandmother was in Gabriella's attic.

The voice of Gabriella.

The one who was in the attic on Christmas Eve.

But I've never seen or heard her in Peter Pan.

I've tried. I've read it.

But the only version

that's available is the new version

from 1992 with Miram Almberg as Lena.

But this was a clip

from the original.

From

a scene where Lena

just arrived to the country

at some point.

And she wanted to know Peter Pan

and now she wants to know

the parents of the boys.

You know, who grew up.

And

you might remember that Lena

became some kind of mother to them.

They're parents.

She beats them.

She covers them.

And she nates them.

You understand

to hear my parents.

Who I was so close to.

When she stops talking to Peter Pan.

And she tells what a mother is.

Mother?

Is it the most wonderful being

that you're there?

Is it the mildest voice?

Like when you're tired?

20 seconds.

We're going to sleep.

Your mother

and me

Your mother

and me

It's because we're treasured men.

I can't just hear them

with my father and my sister.

I can hear her.

So some kind of mother

that stops them.

God, what a lovely voice.

It doesn't feel like the voice

has any connection

to the world today.

But you've heard it.

It's your child's voice.

For me this is

a tale from the 1800s.

When she smoked two packets of Prinsom

her voice was darker

when I was little.

20 years later.

But you can still hear her voice.

And I remember all those

sounds.

And her specialty of beauty.

It's a kind of

I don't know if it makes

such a person anymore.

Of course it does, but I don't know

if I'll ever meet anyone.

Living in a bubble of beautiful things.

That all the time

she went around

the house in Skåne

as if she were on stage

wearing beautiful clothes

and singing with her beautiful voice

and I looked up to her

so much.

I might have been influenced by

her bubble of beauty.

You know, the porcelain

and I just say

I mean, I think it was more common

at that time that you built your world

with things.

You also remember sleightings that

they had put together on plates

with prints on them.

Or different stickers.

You know, they could talk for an hour

or two. You know, the textiles on the sofas.

She lived for those panels.

But was she a scarecrow?

No, she was a actress

so she didn't have any money.

But she left everything. She bought

just beautiful things. She saved

for a couple of things that she bought.

And it was also a shame

because she had so many enemies.

So much of her every

addition to the gardens

where she spread out

towards this world that was

where the grannas, for example,

as she said

stole her eel

without any evidence.

She stood there and spread

out the worst things about the grannas.

And she told them

about colleagues,

actors who had stolen roles from her.

About the hat outside.

While she went around

with these

protective rooms of beautiful things.

And all the time

she talked about how beautiful

she had been.

You know, she almost every day

when she was there,

she took pictures and albums

where she showed me

her star.

When she was

in the movie star.

It sounds a bit sad.

But I loved it.

I loved

her home.

Her voice.

It was a crime scene.

So it's with beautiful things.

It's like

a shield.

Despite the crime scene that I'm forced out of.

When I hear myself

out of these interviews.

Are you interviewed there too?

Are you more on what I'm talking about?

Really?

I think that

sometimes

it's hard because

most of the time

you just try to come under.

But there are times

when you have a question about something.

And then I think

it can be quite exciting.

But of course it's really boring and scary.

But to prove yourself

in real time, with someone

in front of you.

And not have an idea

what you're going to do.

In the best case, you learn something

about yourself.

Yes, it's no longer a crime

to be a little

caught in the sleep of the person

who you see in the mirror.

When you realize you're avoiding the mirror

a lot.

How do you describe that

with time?

When you realize

you've been caught.

You know

when the journalist asks

they can say

when I interviewed you

in 2004

and I said

wait, it's 19 years old

and

then you said this thing

and then you get a quote

that you've said

that you don't understand anything

and you don't remember the journalist

or it's

something pointless or confusing

or one woman

who would fill in a fact route

for her interview

and if you needed some book tips

could you choose one book tip

for every decade that you've lived

like that?

And then I think

it's four book tips

that goes pretty fast

to answer.

But no, she says

it's six.

It's six

decades.

Even though it's not even 50.

70, 80, 90 and so on.

It's not wrong.

I never thought

they would interview me.

It's

a growing feeling

of being a little bit

under this week.

Because when you say

you've lived until the 60s

it's a fact that

doesn't get in the way

of the brain.

Sometimes there are things

that don't really go together.

It's the face of this week

that you can no longer find

any overbearing

formulations

that can catch the life

or catch the age.

It usually happens

to say something wrong

about how I live

or how I get older.

And now I don't get together.

I don't get together the thesis.

And that's the definition

of feeling psycho.

That the brain doesn't structure

when I've come home

here.

It's not a chubbox,

but it's a hotel room

with all the anonymity

that it represents.

Sometimes it happens

that I've sat on

farms on the computer

that have to remember me again.

And I have to be ashamed

of her beautiful things again.

When they stop

my mom

and me

your mom

and me

Maybe you should

apply to Guinness

book of records

with the chubox.

It's all stupid.

It's the world's smallest hotel room.

It could actually be

that this takes the price.

I've been

a member of something special.

It's also a record.

You're the only one who hasn't been protested.

The only person who stayed in the room.

You were so beaten to the ground

of Christ and everything.

Think about it now.

It's early in the morning

and I'm here at breakfast.

They're standing there from Guinness

and there's a bouquet of flowers.

You could almost get an earful of yourself.

If you say, I have a tip.

Why don't you call Guinness

for about the chubox?

It's incredibly nice.

But it's a bit unpleasant.

It's them who have just been

released that you've sat in a room like this.

It doesn't feel impossible

that Guinness record book would snap.

Now when their trash is so incredibly low.

I was thinking about it.

On the way home

by taxi yesterday

I heard a message

about someone who had

chubbages

to catch the chubbages at home.

That could be

a Guinness record book.

Of course it must be a record.

But what you're saying is that

you don't protest against so many.

Maybe it's enough with three chubbages

or whatever.

100 kronor in butter

to have had three chubbages at home

in his apartment.

It was during the summer

that the man, who is 60 years old,

had the chubbages in his apartment in Nora.

Since the chubbages

are a species that lives in the wild

in the EU and are responsible

for the chubbages directive,

they have done their best

to protect the chubbages.

But are you invited to London

to have a Guinness record book

about the chubbages?

No, but it's not so hard to understand.

If it's a...

He must be incredibly slurvy.

Slurvy?

No, but how do you get stuck?

It must be quite easy to get chubbages

or to let them go.

Okay.

If it's a chubbage,

you have to hear that it's not a chubbage.

If it's a chubbage that's placed on the street

and you see it as if

the chubbages are flying up the roof,

you have to hear the chubbages.

The specific chubbages in the chubbages.

But I wonder why he does that.

He might want

to make us quiet.

But he's inviting himself

because it would be a new thing

to fuck with us.

He might want to make us quiet.

That's exactly what he wants.

The chubbages he made

are quiet?

At least a few chubbages

in the audience

of a German reading of a new book.

That's good.

Or is it the most racist

translation of Germans

on a German reading?

What's the rubric?

The most rude

Swedish Germans

on a German reading of a Swedish book.

It's not

their whole business now.

They have to put themselves

in some kind of brain dead state

with the opening of the book.

The 13th century tax has gone

on a promenade.

Samir and Victor and

Jönköping and Motala.

And then Chubbaks.

I'll be in two places.

I'll shake hands

in 28 hours.

We don't shake hands.

This is good.

Most of 9 Guinness records.

24 hours.

Alex and Sige.

See you next week.

To be continued...

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