Les Grosses Têtes: PÉPITE - Les Grosses Têtes répondent aux auditeurs

RTL RTL 9/20/23 - Episode Page - 8m - PDF Transcript

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The big heads answer to the audience.

We start with Nora,

Nora who greets us by saying,

Hello my chickens, do we know each other?

No, no.

No, we don't know each other.

We don't know each other?

You're used to calling people your chickens.

So, Nora?

Yes, all the time.

Very good.

It affects you.

You look cute.

So perfect, my chicken.

So listen, do you have chushu in the big heads?

Yes, I love Caroline.

Yeah, me too.

I love Caroline.

I also like Valérie Mérite.

But I like everyone.

But my chushu is really Caroline and Valérie.

Listen, it's going well.

They're here today.

They need a friend.

Yes.

So really, I need a lot of things in my life.

But not a friend.

A bit more sex, no?

No, it's okay.

It's okay.

It wouldn't be so bad if the factor passed more often, right?

I never open it.

You don't know me.

If you ring the doorbell,

if I don't wait for someone, I don't open it.

It scares me.

You're going to be my daughter.

She can make fun of you.

She's supposed to.

So you're a family that makes fun of your mother-in-law.

Well, thank you.

Nora, do you want a gift?

A gift?

Why not?

What do you have as a gift, Laurent?

Listen, I have...

So, in the store, I have, for example, what do I have in the store?

I'm going to offer you a book that will be out soon

with the editions of Robert.

The guide of the good-natured expressions.

I'm going to send you a book made with a linguist

who explains all the expressions in the French language.

Are you going, Nora?

That's perfect.

Well, I'll hug you and send you that.

Serge, now he's an ethnologist.

Hello, Serge.

Hello, hello, hello to everyone.

Hello, Serge.

Hi, Sergio.

How are you?

Yeah, how are you, Serge?

Hey, you?

Well, Serge, he's going to make a little less compliments

than the previous audience.

I don't know why they were expecting his good day.

Because Serge wrote to me when we heard the presentation

of the guests of the day.

We were waiting for little geniuses

and we realized ten minutes later

that they are big ignorant people.

But that's not true.

You're right.

They were smarter before, that's it.

We were waiting for people who were going to cultivate us,

to teach us.

Five minutes later, we realized that

Sacha Guitry and Jean Yann

Ah, yes, but that would be too effective.

But that's their question.

Well, they still find it.

There, earlier, Union Jack, for example,

they ended up finding, you see, Serge.

Yes, but thanks to Laurent Ruequier

who uses tricks, rebuts.

Well, yes, but it sounds good.

It's him who animates.

And it's the principle of the show.

Yes.

But here, if we found the answers right away,

we wouldn't have much fun.

Ah, you want a question-and-answer non-stop,

in fact, for a champion.

It's not a question for a champion.

And still, Paul Alcarat, Franck Ferrand,

he didn't tell you about real big heads.

Ah, it's true that Maréchal Ferrand,

Olivier Bellamy, all that, it's impressive.

Ah, ah, you see, anyway.

It's pretty good.

Ah, yes, you've always been that,

the big heads, in a mix of...

Absolutely.

One person at a time, for two sims,

Philippe Castelli and Carlos.

You see, and today, it's rather...

It's rather a sim.

The Cotat d'Intello dropped anyway.

Serge.

You wouldn't have thought it was better before.

Not at all, absolutely not.

I listen every day.

It's the proof that we laugh,

but it's pretty funny to hear

the king of the queen, then at the end,

poof, and it doesn't answer who is Jean-Yanou.

I don't like that, but it's funny.

A little question that concerns your psychology.

Why do you continue to listen to big heads?

Yes, yes, absolutely, sir.

Absolutely.

Because we know radios,

where there are only idiots around the world.

Philippe is now on your phone.

Hello, Philippe.

Hello, Philippe.

Hello, Philippe.

Hello to the whole team.

Hello, Philippe.

Hello Laurent, hello to the whole team.

So I am...

Yes, you can hear me.

Very well, Philippe.

Maybe not too much.

Yes, hello everyone.

Hello to the whole team.

Yes, hello, Philippe.

Hello, Philippe.

How are you, Philippe?

Hello, Philou.

I'm an old editor.

Ah, an old editor.

Hello, hello.

But there's a little next time, Philippe.

Hello everyone.

Yes, hello, Philippe.

Yes, how are you?

Yes, no.

A little next time, it's all simple.

I mean, when you ask questions...

Yes, hello, Philippe.

Hello.

How are you?

He disappeared.

Yes, a little next time, it's when you ask Laurent a question.

Hello, Philippe.

He's drunk.

Hello, Laurent.

You've been attacked yesterday.

Philippe, because...

We can hear you very well,

but what we would like to know is the second part of the sentence.

You started it very well.

Very well.

Hello, Philippe.

Yes, we can hear you, Philippe.

Hello.

Good.

Laurent, when you ask a question for which you have to discover a character...

Yes.

Which is a little painful.

Yes.

It's the question of the sociologists who say,

is this character on a street in Paris,

among them the place where they flee the oars

and then the boulevard of Madame Michou.

Yes.

I mean, it's a little painful if you want,

because the viewers are still very much in the province

and they are not really very concerned about the search for the street.

Why are there no streets in the province?

No.

If you listen closely to the big heads,

or places, or places, or gyms, or pools,

which are elsewhere in Paris,

I also give the cities in the region.

So you see,

I assure you that you do not listen to the show well,

but that I always give you the big heads,

the big heads of mocks of me in these streets.

I say, yes, there is a street in Toulouse,

a place in Virgin,

so it proves that you do not listen well, Philippe.

In addition, you are completely free to come and live in the 16th,

it's very pleasant.

It's not cheap.

I would prefer a sudden visit.

I live in the east of France.

We love it.

We love it.

It's beautiful.

Philippe?

Yes.

He just lost an audience.

Hello, Philippe.

Hello, Philippe. How are you?

Do you have a question, Philippe?

Do you have a question about the reproach that was not justified?

Do you have a comment?

I think we're going to reverse this rubric now.

We're going to call the audience and then we're going to reproach them.

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Eric Dupont has been arrested for your crime.

Yes.

You talked about 250,000 euros of damages in the court.

At first, I was scared.

I said to myself,

did he give him his watch?

It's not true.

He sold everything.

He has nothing left.

This man has nothing left.

This man is in the woods.

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