Les Grosses Têtes: PÉPITE - Les Grosses Têtes répondent aux auditeurs

RTL RTL 10/16/23 - Episode Page - 11m - PDF Transcript

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The big heads answer to the audience.

My phone starts with Gislaine and I want to say,

Happy birthday Gislaine!

Ah!

Birthday Gislaine!

I want to say that because I think it's your birthday today.

Indeed, in Laurent.

Well, Gislaine.

How much does Gislaine give us?

A lot less than your sister.

Yet I have an old name.

She speaks of my sister, Gislaine.

Ah, because mine is called Virginie, I didn't understand.

Yes, sorry, your sister, Laurent.

Ah yes, you know my sister Gigi then.

No, I don't know Gislaine, but you still talk about it more or less regularly.

Two times more.

How lucky to have the same name as her.

And your sister.

So, I didn't really understand your email because you sent me a little message, Gislaine,

telling me to be called by the big heads.

It would have been a great pleasure for me on October 16th,

on my birthday, but it's missed because I couldn't send my message earlier.

Well, you see that it's not missed since it's today.

It's miraculous because honestly, by sending a message,

well, with the weekend, for me, it was impossible.

Ah, but I stay here all the weekend.

Of course.

All the weekend, I look at the emails, fall apart.

But of course.

Well, obviously, that's it.

Well, yes.

And I said to myself, Gigi, we're not going to miss it.

Really?

We're going to wish you a happy birthday, Linde.

And in any case, Gigi, you see, we're here today to wish you a happy birthday.

And we're even going to give you a pretty birthday present for your birthday.

André, now.

Hello, André.

And hello, everyone.

Hello.

So, André has been...

Ah, you were called for the Valis-Hertel, right?

Yes, I was called for the Valis-Hertel.

So, I was registered for the Tres Sommales question.

And, gentlemen, what do you think?

Is it better?

There's more.

And so, I didn't wait for a movie cut.

So, I didn't answer.

And I didn't know the...

The Valis.

Well, it doesn't matter if you didn't answer.

Yes, yes.

Because I have the impression that you have messages from Mr...

What's his name?

Nicolas.

Ah, from Tavernost.

From Tavernost.

Yes.

From Tavernost.

Who tells you not to think too much.

It's weird, it doesn't look like it.

Ah, no, no, no.

Frankly, the Valis is full.

We would be happy to get rid of it.

Well, yes.

But for me, people succeed.

It's better for you.

Ah, yes.

No, don't believe it.

We are so happy that we won the Valis.

But it's true that...

It's funny, you have a little the real voice of...

Obviously, the audience doesn't know it.

I have a real name.

No, no.

The real voice of Nicolas Cauclou.

You have the...

Ah, no.

Ah, yes, yes.

No.

It's not you Nicolas.

It's you Nicolas.

Well, I hope so.

Well, let's hang up because we already have two imitators on Erteldoin.

Well, there you go.

So next time, you will choose me for the 300 euros.

But you will take the answer for the...

It works Nicolas.

We recognized you.

Jessica now.

Hello Jessica.

Hello everyone.

It makes me so happy.

So happy.

Jessica, so happy.

Jessica, be careful Paul.

Take care.

She finds you sexy.

Yes.

Well, the reason is that...

You dream even.

You dream of Paul Alcarate at night, you always say.

Oh no.

Exactly.

Give me dates.

I can go to the store.

Last night, it seems,

you surfed on a mini wooden board

on an Amazon river.

Exactly.

With Paul.

She tells me, do I have to break up?

But I reassure myself,

by saying that I could have been on a board

on the Amazon river with Johan Rioux

and it would have been more dangerous.

Well, that's for sure.

Well, he's going to do all kinds of things.

You really like the handsome guys.

Well, say nice words then.

If I...

Maybe you could offer him your last bed.

Oh yes.

Well, that would be great.

The book dedicated to the serial killers.

Well, you give me the address.

I send it to you, there's no problem.

Well, you see.

He brings it to you himself.

Yes, I would even take it.

Oh, there you go.

I send it to you.

Where are you going, Jessica?

I'm in Geneva.

Ah, well, it's been a while.

Oh, fuck, I'm in Grenoble.

I'm not far away.

Well, he's not far away.

I'm not far away.

But wait, you're with Me Too,

all that, I don't want them to go to the audience.

I'm not afraid.

I'm not afraid.

Well, except if you're consistent, Jessica.

Yes.

Obviously.

No, no problem.

We had to catch up.

We had to catch up.

We're going to keep their record.

Yes.

Yes, there's a problem.

Yes.

If I go in front of the men, you help me.

Well, there will be the father of Jean-Phil,

who will defend you.

Come on, we will defend you.

Thank you, it's nice.

Jessica, in any case.

Now we have someone on the phone.

Someone who is ...

I don't know.

She didn't leave us her name.

The best friend of Natalie.

We will say hello.

Hello.

Hello.

There is no your name in the message

that you have left.

No, I don't have Natalie, actually.

Ah, like the other Natalie.

There are two Nathalie for the price of one.

That's it.

And you crossed Jean-Phil in the TGV.

The chance.

It's not me who crossed.

It's Momo.

In fact, Natalie.

It's complicated.

No, Momo.

No, Momo.

My best friend, Momo.

My best friend.

My best friend.

There are two Nathalie.

There is a Momo.

No, there is only Nathalie.

Yes.

What you wrote to us is very complicated.

I met Pierre Benishoupa recently.

No, it was when you were in Europe.

Ah, well, very good.

And then there is a friend.

My best friend met him in the TGV.

Jean-Phil, who said to him,

you are the best friend of Nathalie.

That's it.

In fact, we went to see a couple of magic friends

at the Pallet des Converts on the 20th of November.

She took the TGV to go back to Paris.

Yes.

She sent me a message saying,

I'm dead.

There is Jean-Phil, who is in front.

Well, there you go.

Yes.

After that, I sent a message to Jean-Phil,

who answered me.

Ah, I see.

And at the end, he went to see Momo.

He said to him, I know everything.

You are the best friend of Nathalie.

And finally, it was more funny when we didn't understand.

Yes, yes.

But you shouldn't have the voice.

But you should have thought about leaving.

No, but it proves that I am close to Jean-Phil.

I don't think there is the voice of Madame Bourne.

Was Jean-Phil not in front of us?

What did you say?

Was Jean-Phil not in front of us?

Did he meet Momo?

Yes.

I remember that situation.

We went to the TGV and I saw messages.

Yesterday, he said to me,

if you had known both Nathalie.

Yes.

Yes.

Jean-Phil is in the phone.

Hello, Jean.

Hello, Laurent.

In the taxi.

And you wanted a great birthday to Jean-Phil Jancennes.

It's not really his birthday.

I know.

It's just, it makes me believe day to day,

that he is in big seven.

It's good to confirm that he can have the date.

Exactly.

Yes, exactly.

Yes.

Yes, we said it.

It's the date.

It's the date.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it's me!

I'm the queen of the ladies!

And the queen of the ladies?

Oh yes!

It's Jojo!

There's Jojo and Momo!

She's been following me since the beginning and it's true that it's true that it's true

but you passed.

You didn't remember, but it's been seven days for today that I'm with Vendor.

Today, yes!

It's not true!

It's the time when you have the marauders in October and not in September!

Oh well, you have to ask that!

Yes, yes!

But because it took a little time to convince the people of RTL, because I wasn't known

and you had a little battle, you defended me.

No, no, I didn't.

Ah!

Compared to today's office!

Yes!

The people of the office said you were stupid!

Yes, it was a joke!

I wanted to thank them a little bit!

But since it was arranged, we slept together and everything is fine!

I told you, you slept useful!

And I had a question to ask these girls!

Yes, so I have a question that is a little bit... a little bit of a joke!

Let's go!

There are 15 big heads who have common points.

And there are three, four years old, there were 12 of them.

And there are three who have died.

Oh yes, that's it!

Well, Claude Sarrot?

No.

Benichou?

Yes.

What?

Who died?

Are they brothers Bogdanov?

The brothers Bogdanov.

Yes.

So now you have Benichou and the brothers Bogdanov.

Yes.

Try to find the common point they had.

The common point?

The common point?

No.

No, it's their family name that starts with B.

Bravo!

Oh la la!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Wow!

That's it!

Well done!

Well done!

We have no one here that starts with B.

And there are 15 big heads that start with B.

No, no.

Arrived the bomb?

Arrived the bomb?

Arrived the bomb?

Bairdard Babi?

Paulette Barathe?

Paulette Barathe?

And Paulette Barathe?

Yann Bonny?

Yann Bonny?

Jean-Philippe Bonsaine?

Yes.

Laurent Bucchier?

Yes.

Laurent Bucchier?

Marcela Bacube?

Jérémy Bérarie?

No, no.

But there is Bernier?

Michel Bernier.

Yes.

So what is it?

So what is it?

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That's very true.

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