Les Grosses Têtes: PÉPITE - Le concours des histoires drôles

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RTL, what will be the best story?

And we will make a winner in public here at the Esterel Arena, called Olivier Lanterie.

He was chosen and where Mr Lanterie, here he is.

Hello, Mr Lanterie.

Hello.

And you chose him!

You're 45 years old.

What do you do in San Rafael?

I'm a sapper-pompier.

Sa-pouah!

Good evening.

Thank you.

Mr. Lentéry, it's about choosing among my big heads,

the one you think will make the most laugh with her funny story.

So, you have to bet on the good horse to win.

A week in Rizul 1850.

A week in the snow.

It's good there, Rizul.

There's no more snow.

He'll leave when there's snow.

A week for a family of four people.

It's great, Rizul.

Go see Rizul.com.

Frankly, it's worth fighting.

Do you want me to help you,

asking each of my friends what kind of story,

Stevie, for example?

Well, it's a little Belgian story.

The Belgian accent of Stevie

sometimes makes more laugh than the story itself.

Let's move on.

Isabelle, you?

It's about moustache.

Moustache or moustache?

The insect or the vegetable?

The insect.

Mr. Ferrari.

I've changed the story,

but I saw one on Instagram this afternoon,

which made me laugh.

Stevie could have told it.

It's simple and very effective.

Mabachelot.

It's a story of pure young girls.

I'm a dummy on the firefighters.

No.

No, no, it's a joke.

Who are you on?

Jeremy.

We'll start with Mrs. Bachelot.

Roselyne, it's up to you.

A young girl just got married.

My darling says to her mother,

you don't have to do anything with him

until the day of the wedding.

A married woman is like a bike

offered to you by Christmas,

but you can only go on summer holidays.

In the meantime, I can use the pump.

It's not bad.

She's playing well.

Mr. Titoff, yours.

So, it's two homosexual imbues

that are on a branch,

and one of them launches.

And the other responds,

well, in the ass, as usual.

I'm surprised when somebody

lives in his house one of them,

and the ladies don't chase him.

I'm astonished

that they might have upon them

seen the princess shorty in you.

No いがい kill me.

No.

And I'mードう.

I'm going to tell you

I'll tell you that

the first word that Bob

She's fine.

Mr. Tohene.

She's fine.

You have a poor Portuguese singing on the wall of the Quilvien de Maçonné.

When suddenly, a powder falls and their sex breaks.

It's the beginning.

A month later, the Portuguese are still in re-education at the hospital,

and the singing boss is going to make them a short visit.

He enters the room, the first one, and the surprise is burning.

He says, what are you doing?

And the Portuguese answer, I'm doing my re-education.

The Portuguese answer, I'm doing my re-education.

I have a bad turn.

The singing boss then enters the room of the second one, and concepts the same thing.

What? You're doing re-education?

Yes, there's a bad turn for re-education.

The singing boss now understands that he has come to visit them

at the time of re-education exercises.

While he's waiting to fall on the same table in the third room,

he surprises the worker,

trying to cut himself into pieces by a nurse.

He says, there you go.

You're doing your re-education.

I know I'm doing my re-education,

but I also have a good turn.

Mr. Boudet.

Two Belgian riders arrive with their 35 tons

at the entrance of a mountain tunnel

in front of which a large panel is placed,

maximum height, 4 meters.

Tell me, who's the first one?

The truck.

Who do you think it is?

That was a Belgian accent, I tried to do it for you.

I can't stop, my mouth is blocking me.

Maximum height, 4 meters.

Tell me, who's the first one?

The truck.

I think it's 4 meters 10.

Oh no, no.

Do you think it's in history of men?

Well, I'm going to go down to see it and answer the other one.

But why does it have an accent?

I can't stop.

I've already had a hard time.

He's doing the black film, I don't understand.

The other one goes down,

he looks at the landscape and says

come back in a minute

and you can go, there are no cops.

I was stupid.

I thought you forgot Karine Marchand.

I warned you, Mr. Bébier,

don't be afraid of this guy.

I have an idea, maybe.

Do it again, but without the Belgian accent.

I hope it will encourage Jeremy Ferraris

to win Olivier.

I heard my family was very angry.

He's a lawyer who works at the Swiss border.

He's a young lawyer, 30 years old.

In the morning, he sees a mob.

It's a small mob.

There are two huge bags.

Of course, they stop the guy.

They whip the bags.

Some kind of fruit, apples, apples, bananas.

There's nothing in the bag.

The next day,

they whip the same guy on a mobile phone

with two huge bags that stop the guy.

This time, he has vegetables.

It's not possible, the guy hides something.

What does he do with these huge bags every day?

He doesn't find drugs.

The next day, the guy still has huge bags.

He stops it, there's sugar in the bag.

He makes fun of it.

There's cocaine in it.

They bring the dogs, they whip the bags of the mobile phone.

There's always no drugs in it.

It lasts for weeks, months, years.

The next day, he goes with his mobile phone.

There's always something different in it.

He's crazy.

It lasts for 15, 20, 25 years.

The guy goes to the scanner.

There's nothing. He goes with a mobile phone.

It's two bags. The guy is crazy.

One day, it's the day of his retirement.

He's 59 and a half. He goes to the retirement.

It's over. It's the day.

He has two hours of work left.

The guy with the mobile phone still has huge bags.

He stops the guy.

He says, I beg you, I'm not going to do anything.

I have two hours of work left.

Just tell me, do you traffic?

The guy says, of course I do.

He says, just tell me, but what do you traffic?

Mobile phones?

You won.

You're leaving in 1850.

Bravo Olivier.

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