Les Grosses Têtes: PÉPITE - Le concours des histoires drôles

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RTL, what will be the best story?

Anthony is on the phone with Ochelle in the PAP Calais.

Anthony is going to put on one of the big heads

about the jokes of Friday,

jokes that we trusted our friends

and who are going to try to tell them the best possible.

Hello Anthony.

Hello everybody, hello team.

Hello Anthony.

Anthony, when you go to know why you play,

you are interested in putting on the right big head.

Believe me.

You may go.

Thanks to the big head.

Tell me what you do first in your opinion, Anthony.

I'm going to do it now.

I'm going to do it now.

I have the art of the suspense, the teasing.

Well Anthony, you may go with your wife.

You are married.

Yes.

And you will go.

Oh, the pressure rises.

In South Africa.

Oh, my God.

A ten-day circuit to discover the most beautiful safaris

in South Africa.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

It's Salah Holidays,

another new partner who offers you this beautiful circuit.

Salah, for those who would ignore it,

it is written S-A-L-A-U-N with a very bad name on the U,

but it's called Salah.

Salah-U-N, if you prefer.

Salah Holidays offers you a circuit

in the country of Springboks.

The circuit will take you to Johannesbourg.

You will visit the Musée de l'Apartheid

or the Musée de Nelson Mandela.

You will go to Pretoria, the capital.

He will say, it will be worth it.

You will share a breakfast in a barclay

and you will leave for the former Swaziland.

You will be welcomed by songs and traditional dances.

A Swazi, by the way.

There are a few of them, by the way.

It's wonderful, it's very very beautiful.

And you, Fred.

You're not going to regret your trip, guys.

You're going to have fun.

Swazi, Swazi.

It's still an elegance at the time.

It's true.

It was given at the time.

Three safari photos in the Malian reserves.

You will go to the Kruger park.

Kruger, Kruger.

You'll go to the Germans, right?

You'll go to the Turks.

You don't have to thank them.

You will be sent to the end of the world.

And you will never come back.

Anthony, for that, you obviously have to bet

on the big head that will tell you the funniest story.

The best you can tell, especially,

you want us to investigate together.

Well, you can imagine how big the big head is.

A Belgian story.

I don't trust you.

I have a very funny Belgian story.

Mr. Faux, what is your story?

Mr. Faux.

It's a very long story.

It's a very long story, but...

But good.

But...

Cocaine.

Cocaine.

Come back again.

It's a political story.

Political.

Isabelle.

It's a story that...

Don't lie to her.

She thinks so, she thinks so.

Ok, Philippe Plaudel.

It's a story of billions.

Billions.

It's a long story.

No funny stories.

So, Mr. Faux, don't worry about me.

So, Anthony, who are you betting on for South Africa?

I think I'm going to bet on Michel Faux

with Cocaine.

No, not the big head.

No, no, I hesitated, but...

If you bet on Michel Faux, you risk not leaving.

Why does Michel tell very good stories?

Yes.

And it's not bad, this story.

I know her, she's not bad.

So, it's possible.

And then the public will encourage

maybe Michel to make Anthony win.

And how can we...

Oh, it's the public.

But it's the public.

It's the laugh of the public, Roselyne.

It's Jean-Ryne.

Let's start with you, Roselyne.

It's a banker who just found the Prime Minister

Elizabeth Borne to express her concern

about the economic situation.

And the Prime Minister tries to comfort him,

to tell him that everything is fine.

And he tells him,

you know, sir, if I wasn't Prime Minister,

I would invest in Bourse.

And he answers,

well, indeed, if you weren't Prime Minister,

I would also invest in Bourse.

That's not bad.

That's not bad.

She's not laughing.

No, no, no.

But I note that you gave a story

without the name of Elizabeth Borne.

It's you who added it.

They don't even show up on the plane.

Mr. Bhabie.

A mother wishes to make the grand reveal

of a huge municipal building.

He invokes three companies.

The low moon,

that our Breton is the 3rd Marseillaise.

The Breton offers a living at 3 million euros.

1 million for the scaffolding,

1 million for the painting,

and 1 million for the handwork.

It's a very, very big building.

It will last a long time.

At its turn,

the low company makes its proposal.

I ask for 6 million.

And I put 4 layers of anti-graffiti paint.

You will have it for a long time again.

The Marseillaise continues.

I will ask you for 9 million.

9 million?

And why?

3 million for you,

3 million for me,

and 3 million for Breton

so that they do the work.

It's not bad!

Mr. Clodell,

Philippe Clodell,

who is launching in the history of Arnaud.

It's a billionaire

who comes to see one of his friends,

Bernard Arnaud.

He asks for advice.

Bernard, give me a piece of advice.

I would like to marry a 17-year-old dancer.

And I'm still 65.

In your opinion,

can I make him believe that I'm 45 years old?

Bernard tells him,

no, especially not.

Tell him,

rather, that you are 45 years old.

Is it very good?

Yeah, the story is very funny.

And a suspense,

for the moment,

you have to say it.

I feel like Bernard Maby is leading.

Anthony,

you didn't bet on Isabel Mergo.

You have to say that

she didn't seem to really believe in her story.

My memory is that she was rather funny.

Yes,

you told me what she was thinking.

I didn't follow her.

So,

if a guy enters a garage

to buy a new car,

so the seller argues,

so this one,

it has an autoradio,

a new generation,

with vocal commands.

Well, for example,

choose a singer.

So the guy tries.

At the idea,

the autoradio answers

Gleuny or David.

Oh, the guy is stupid.

He doesn't say Gleuny.

And the radio,

he goes to broadcast

an air of Gleuny at the idea.

The seller shakes his hands.

Make a new test.

You're going to see.

Iglesias writes the guy.

So the radio answers

Gleuny or David.

The guy goes to the idea.

Gleuny.

And the radio then goes to the idea

of Gleuny or David.

It makes you feel the guy.

Buy the car

and get out of the garage.

At that time,

he cuts the road

by a chauffeur

and goes to two fingers of the accident.

So the guy goes to the idea

Poff con connar.

And the radio,

he asks,

Francis Lalanne or Jean Leclerc?

She is very funny.

Very good.

Very good.

She was good, you see.

She was very funny.

No, it was necessary.

You have to say to Francis Lalanne

and Jean Leclerc

how we impose

the...

Could you change the names?

I changed the names, in fact.

In the story,

at first it was Mélenchon

and François Hollande,

but I thought it was less funny

to have to put

singers for this to be funny.

And so it's you who

chose these singers.

No, it's not me.

The Belgian story

of Christophe Mogrand.

So it's a Belgian

who goes to the optician

and says,

Hello, Madame Lavande,

I would like

a pair of sunglasses.

Would you please?

Of course.

Answer Lavande.

Let me show you

this model

that we all want

to receive.

It is wonderful.

And there,

she pulls out

a pair of sunglasses

with beautiful branches

slightly blotted

with leaves.

Come on,

before I tell you

the news,

it's an exceptional model.

Before,

Felix,

he's called Felix,

this Belgian,

and he tends to say

whatever it is,

he puts it on his nose,

in front of his eyes,

and Felix

can't reprimand

a cry of lubricant surprise.

Oh, you're kidding!

So,

he looks at Lavande

and says,

But you're all naked!

And Lavande

laughs a little.

Indeed,

gentlemen,

these are glasses

So,

Felix takes off the glasses,

he sees Lavande

dressed,

he puts them on,

he sees them all naked.

Oh, it's great!

He's all excited!

He says,

How much does it cost?

3,000 euros, gentlemen.

So,

the Belgian,

he says,

Oh,

it's the same,

it's still very expensive.

But the important screw

on the reason,

he makes a check

and he goes out

with the glasses on his nose.

And then,

in the street,

it's a mess,

because he sees

everyone naked.

There,

colleagues in the street

they take him

next to the beautiful neighbourhoods,

he contemplates

the nudity

of some pretty girls

in the palm of the glass.

And there,

he's very happy.

He goes home

the whole evening,

happy to show

his new acquisition

to his wife.

And he surprises her

in the company

of his best friend.

All naked

in the middle of the draps.

So,

he takes off the glasses,

he puts on the glasses,

he takes off the glasses,

he puts on the glasses,

they are always naked.

But it's not true!

I just bought

3,000 dollars,

she doesn't work anymore!

Oh!

There were a lot of Roselyne,

this story.

It's funny, yes!

It's funny.

So Michel,

Michel is fake.

It's going to be difficult.

Look at the comedian.

Well,

he's a comedian,

he's going to make everything.

He's the French,

he has bought a glass.

He's wearing his scarf.

He's wearing his scarf,

he's wearing his scarf.

He's wearing his scarf.

He's wearing his scarf.

He's wearing his scarf,

he's just going to tell

his story.

He's wearing his scarf.

But he's giving everything

to you, Antonie Michel.

Here we go.

In a pharmacy,

In a pharmacy, a young man asks for a box of 12 preservatives.

Very proud, he confides to the pharmacist.

Tonight, I met up with my new little friend and I can tell you that she's hot.

Sex, she likes that.

The evening comes, he comes looking for his little friend at home.

She tells him, but go home, my parents would love to know you.

The presentations are done, the mother proposes.

And if you agree with us, children, you will go out afterwards.

I have prepared a blanket of water and a large amount for four.

When he goes to the table, the young man asks,

you allow me to say the blessing, he joins hands,

Lord bless this meal that we will take

and forgive us our offenses as we have to forgive those who have offended us.

Because Christ said, the error is human, but forgiveness is divine.

Amen.

While everyone sat down, the young girl slipped into his ear.

You didn't tell me you were a practitioner.

And the boy answered in a low voice,

you didn't tell me your father was a pharmacist.

The audience is solid, with a speaker, and that's great.

The audience, the audience wants you to go to South Africa, Anthony.

It's great, it's great.

Well, yes, you're going to leave thanks to that.

Holiday, you will have these three safaris, a photo,

there is always a winner anyway in this game,

because what counts is that they will all tell and laugh with good stories.

We wish you a nice day.

What is the name of this man, Mrs. Chamberlain, Anthony?

Aline.

Aline, well, Anthony Aline, we wish you a nice day.

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RTL now, the eye of Philippe Caprivière.

Eric Dupont has been left for your credit.

Yes, so you talked about 250,000 euros of damage in the court.

At the beginning, I was scared.

I said to myself, shit, he gave him his watch, it's not true.

He sold everything, he has nothing left.

This man has nothing left.

This man is in the woods.

The eye of Philippe Caprivière is every morning at 7.55 on RTL.

This season, Philippe Caprivière is also at 8.30.

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