Les Grosses Têtes: PÉPITE - AZ et Jean-Marie Bigard débutent par des histoires drôles

RTL RTL 10/6/23 - Episode Page - 4m - PDF Transcript

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It's for you, Ariel.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry, Ariel.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

There, there, there.

When I think it's been five minutes,

he said to me,

I'd like you to write a piece for Ariel and me.

Well, if it's going to be like that, go.

No, no.

I never thought about it.

That's where we're going to be surprised.

Yes, because if I wrote a piece for you,

I would say to Ariel, the worst in the world.

Oh, yes.

And me, I'd be upset.

No, but listen, Mr. Biggar,

I hope you'll spare us some stories.

Oh, yes.

A little more, how do you say it?

A little more...

Well, refined.

That's it, that's it.

You understand, it's you who gave the model.

Fortunately, we still have Mr. Azz,

who is the most elegant humorist in Paris, isn't he?

Absolutely.

There's a Cuban who stopped me in the street two days ago

and who told me a joke for real

that I thought was very good.

It's the story of a mother and her husband

who have three daughters who are now very big

and who live all in their apartment

and the mother decides to visit these three girls.

So she goes to see her first daughter,

she touches her and her first daughter opens her eyes.

And she says, what are you doing?

She says, well, listen, that's how it is now.

That's love.

Her mother says, OK, don't understand too much.

She goes and she goes to see her second daughter.

She touches her second daughter,

her second daughter opens the door

and she opens the door all night.

She says, what are you doing?

You too.

She says, well, that's it.

Mom, it's the outfit of love.

It's the new outfit.

It's the outfit of love.

Her mother says, OK,

she's going to see her third daughter.

She touches her third daughter.

She opens her eyes.

She says, well, it's not possible.

What is this story?

She says, Mom, that's the outfit of love.

She goes home.

She says, OK, her husband will come home soon.

She puts herself all night.

She waits for her husband.

Her husband comes home like that.

He opens the door.

She says, well, what are you doing?

She says, well, listen, it's the outfit of love.

Her husband says, OK, but she couldn't come home anyway.

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Très en forme pour ce début d'émission, Jean-Marie Bigard et AZ se sont laissés aller à quelques histoires drôles...

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