Les Grosses Têtes: L'INTÉGRALE - Émission du mercredi 20 septembre 2023
RTL 9/20/23 - Episode Page - 1h 45m - PDF Transcript
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The Big Head of Laurent Ruequiez is from 5.30 to 18.00 on RTL.
Hello! A round of applause for you today.
Someone who makes it into the Big Head in this season.
It's Gerard Juniors' return.
A Big Head who won't tell us about it tonight,
but who will turn off the light behind her
when she comes out of the big studio.
Valérie Mérisse.
A Big Head who, with his dandy side,
could have welcomed King Charles III.
Ariel Wiesman.
A Big Head who rediscovers his body today on the cinema screens
since the film is today called Last Dance.
François Berléan.
He's in trouble.
He's not in trouble, I'll tell you.
A Big Head in the sky,
behind a microphone in front of a tambourine,
Caroline Diamant.
Bravo!
Hello!
A tambourine at the end of the day, isn't it?
And a Big Head for whom the doors of the song are closed,
but it has nothing to do with that sexuality.
Yes, it's scandalous.
And Staphe Beaumont.
Hello!
And yes, I saw Mr. Berléan, I'm coming back to you, François.
I saw Mr. Berléan dancing because I watched the last dance movie
last night, dancing, doing something.
He's still moving.
It's modern dance, we're going to say.
Yes, it's modern dance, calm dance.
But what is it?
It's the last dance.
It's the last dance.
Yes, the last dance.
It's the last dance, yes.
It's the title of the last dance movie.
But he plays an old dancer, what is it?
He plays Mr. Vaudeville.
Excuse me.
Vaudeville from the movie.
He's not vaudeville, his wife is still alive.
He's believed in the kitchen.
And he promised that he would finish what she had started,
or vice versa, if it was him who started before.
He sums it up well, Mr. Berléan.
Great.
And since she took the dance classes,
he will continue to his place,
to the place of his deceased wife.
He will take the dance classes.
He never took them, it's visible, by the way.
Yes, it's visible that he didn't take them.
We can't say that.
No, but then...
You're not Travolta's dance either, we'll say.
No, but still a bit.
It's dance with the stars, isn't it?
No, I don't think he put Mr. Travolta on his CV either.
No, but it's the story.
Sorry, because in the movie, you're older than you really are.
Yes, I'm younger.
At the same time, I'm my age, you have to tell me.
Yes, but you're younger.
I'm younger than Gérard.
But everything is relative.
A year.
A year more than me.
But I dance much better.
It's true, when you think about the dance,
there are your two names.
In a second.
It's a nice movie, in any case.
Yes, it's a little...
I watched it last night, while frankly...
It's nice.
There was PSG who played.
Yes.
And what did I do?
I watched François Berléon.
So I had an eye on the film.
Yes, I would have done the same.
And an eye on the film.
And then, at some point, you thought that Berléon scored a goal.
The film, in any case, is today.
It's called Last Dance.
It's not pretty.
And I'm looking forward to Gérard Junior,
because it's your turn today.
Where were you then, Gérard?
During this time.
It's a little foothold.
It's a very nice entry.
It's been three weeks.
But I did a lot of things.
I was worried.
You were lying, Gérard.
Well, I was in Belgium to make a...
...quitterish in the commune.
After, I went with Frédéric Lopez,
who sent us to a well-known town,
well, a well-known heart in Montreal.
In Canada.
Ah, yes.
And who was it?
He slept in a hammock,
with Adrienne Acarambé, Barbien.
Oh!
So it's not bad, is it?
Both in the hammock?
And...
Janet Jackson.
With Janet Jackson?
No, not with Janet Jackson.
What does she have to say?
Janet Jackson.
With...
With...
We would all be for Janet.
It's not the same at all.
Janet!
Janet!
Finally, I take what I said.
You do your best, both of you.
I'm sorry!
Yes.
I crossed Saint Laurent in Kayak.
And a first quote for Mam Tarif,
Mam Tarif Habitrin,
who said in the cinema,
if he falls, it's a comedy,
if he doesn't, it's a drama.
Ben Stein.
No.
It's a new one.
It's an American.
No, it's French.
It's an agency.
I could have told him with the accent.
By the way, if he falls,
it's a comedy,
if he doesn't, it's a drama.
It's not the ball.
It's not the ball.
It's not the ball.
It's not the ball.
Marcel Pagnol.
Good answer from François Berléon.
For L'Orient Marchand,
who lives here,
here's another drama.
A drama that goes to the theater one day,
by the way,
and who says,
the young first actress is not famous.
Sure,
but it's the little friend of the director,
let's answer him.
So he's playing,
okay,
but it's not quite well explained
in the first act.
French.
It's Tristan Bernard.
And it's Tristan Bernard.
Excellent.
He still answers from François Berléon.
He's dechained.
Oh yeah.
For Thérèse Vidaen,
who lives in Germon,
it's in Lille and Villaine,
who said,
if television hadn't been invented,
we would still be doing radio shows.
That's also French, of course.
No, it's not French.
It's French.
No, it's not French.
No, no.
I'm telling you,
there are TV shows in the United States,
they probably even had it before us.
But I don't think there's an expression
of TV shows.
Of course.
But since they even had it,
in the late 1950s,
you see,
they have little tables,
and the husband in his hotel
at the end of his hotel,
on TV.
Americans eat all the time.
And you're right,
it's indeed an American
who pronounced this phrase.
Well, it's Bob Hope.
No.
Woody Allen.
No, it's not Woody Allen.
No, it's not Woody Allen.
Groucho Mark.
He's dead.
He died in 1979
in Malibu in 2005.
Oh yeah.
He was a comedian.
So a comedian,
TV animator,
known for his show.
Carson.
Johnny Carson.
Johnny Carson.
Excellent.
He answers.
That's great.
From Christophe Bogrand,
another quote
for Virginie Dorian,
who lives in Nantes,
who said,
a pendulum,
stopped,
an advantage
on those who advance
or who delay,
is that they give
their exact two times a day.
So that's...
Pierre Dac,
good answer.
Oh, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We feel like there's
a junior fight.
The last fight,
after La Staine,
the last one,
the last one,
the last fight,
after La Staine.
A first question
for Lignes du Bois,
with Le Zoo
in the middle of the house.
That's easy.
If you take the St. Andrew's Cross,
the St. George's Cross
and the St. Patrick's Cross,
what do you get?
Religious.
Oh, no.
There's a lot of crosses.
Oh yeah,
it makes three crosses.
A star,
a star.
A star,
no.
It's still quite simple.
Yes, yes, yes.
So,
so,
it's three crosses.
We get three times
the sign plus.
Oh yes,
she doesn't have time.
That's true.
She doesn't have time.
Ah yes, yes, yes,
she has more time.
We get
a figure
of an animatic animal.
You take
the St. Andrew's Cross.
You take
the St. Andrew's Cross.
But they're not the same
as the Catholic Cross.
No,
you add the St. George's Cross
and the
St. Patrick's Cross.
What do you get?
A national cross.
A national cross.
A cross.
There's a lot of crosses.
Wait, explain to me.
Well,
it's not on the national
cross
that goes south.
Oh yes,
what is a cross?
A cross.
No,
because when I was travelling
with my children,
they said,
we count the crosses
because
in Normandy,
there's a lot of crosses
over there.
A cross
must be for children,
especially.
And so,
I imagined that
your crosses,
they were on...
No,
we're not talking about real crosses.
Laura,
we're not talking about real crosses.
What do you call real crosses
that we see
physically in a church
or on a rock
as an object?
It's a geometric figure.
We're talking about
geometric figures,
symbols.
So,
do we superimpose them?
Yes, absolutely,
madame.
Well,
when we superimpose them,
we get
a dragon.
And it's a star.
Well, a star,
I told you.
A snowflake.
A snowflake.
A snowflake.
Well,
the star of David
is a creation.
It's not
three-three,
but
they're really
funny.
It's really
a very funny surprise.
Well, yes,
it could be funny.
That's it,
we saw the two Jews.
It's not.
No,
listen,
frankly,
there's not more.
Ah,
well,
yes,
it's a circle.
Ah,
but yes,
but we're stupid.
We get
the four cardinals,
but not at all.
Well,
we're stupid,
still.
Listen,
frankly,
we're going to go
to see the...
France,
I wanted to...
You had the impression
that it was the question,
but the easiest
that I've ever asked.
An hexagon?
Well,
what's going to be the others?
An hexagon.
Excuse me,
is it a geometric shape
that we get?
Yes,
we get Versailles.
An hexagon.
We get
the map of the United Kingdom.
No,
not the map of the United Kingdom.
In England.
We get
a flag.
A flag.
A flag.
The flag.
The flag.
The flag.
The flag.
The flag.
The Union Jack
The Bigti's flag
that we see everywhere today.
It would be
not because the king is here.
Yes,
the king Charles III
is at home.
And obviously
Union Jack
is dressed a little
everywhere.
The city's hotel in Paris
but everywhere.
Where he's going
and obviously
Charles III,
we'll see Union Jack,
and it's true
that Union Jack
is simply
three flags
that we've superimposed,
the cross
of Saint-André
representing the church,
of the same church
representing the church.
And the cross of Saint Patrick representing Ireland, you put the three crosses, the one above the other, and you have Nathalie Sainkrieg.
Wait, excuse me, now we are supposed to review in decomposals and flags.
Like Union Jack, that's what it is.
I thought it was a choice of color made by a modern graphic designer.
It's my side of BFM.
It's good.
He's changed.
He's changed.
He's less funny but he's cultured.
I'm happy to have heard that.
I'm going to ask Charles this evening in Versailles.
Why are you in Versailles this evening?
You were invited.
Of course.
They said, wait for Gratin.
And when there's Gratin, Caroline comes.
She's using Gratin of course.
She likes Gratin.
Who else has been invited this evening?
Charlotte Remplink.
There's a footballer.
Viera.
Patrick Viera.
Bravo.
Very good, great.
Patrick Viera.
Because he's well-known in England.
He's the best French player in England, Patrick Viera.
But I thought it was the one who painted.
Pardon.
Cantona.
Here's Cantona.
Eric Cantona is pure.
We don't invite him in ceremonies.
Are you surprised?
No, it's funny.
That would have been awesome.
He's showing too much.
But Anelka too, he's playing in England.
Nicolas Anelka, he's going to treat...
Yes, yes.
He's going to fucking...
He's not going to put the ambiance.
It's not going to happen.
No, no.
Arsène Wenger is invited by...
David Beckham.
Pardon?
David Beckham.
No, he's in England.
He's in England, David Beckham.
He's living in England.
No, no.
There's no England that makes the move.
We invite French people or the English who live in France.
Oh yes, not the French.
But not Lambert Wilson.
He can be invited.
Ah, Lambert Wilson is invited.
Oh, well, there you go.
He's going to sing.
Lambert Wilson, Charlotte Remplink.
What did you say?
Is he going to sing in England?
He could.
He sings very well.
He's going to sing.
He's going to fucking...
Oh, fucking!
No!
Oh, fucking!
But he's...
I'm lucky.
But no, he's...
No, but it's...
When I knew him, I knew him.
Oh, you think he's a bad singer?
Well, he's a bad singer.
He's a bad singer.
When he said,
Yes, he's going to sing.
Yes, yes.
It was to fuck with his face.
No, not at all.
It was a loss.
No, Gerard, show us the ticket for the album you bought from Lambert Wilson.
No, but I...
I love it.
Oh, no, that's disgusting.
So, they're going to give each other gifts, the king,
obviously, is the president of the republic.
And it's obviously the following question.
That's quite easy for Gradiela Mariani,
who lives in Frouville, in the Val d'Oise.
So, where I'm talking to you, I don't know yet
what gift the prince Charles is going to make
to Emmanuel Macron,
but in the press, we had this morning,
the gifts that the French president gives to the king.
Oh, yes, there's a medal.
Oh, yes, there's a medal.
An en-jardin.
An en-jardin.
No, no, no.
Well, yes, I heard that in the news.
That's because you saw Darmanin in photos, but...
A bridge statue.
But no, he seems to have loved it.
An en-jardin.
No, there's a medal.
An en-jardin.
A medal and a book.
A book by Romain Garry.
An en-jardin.
There's a medal with the king's face.
That's the original.
There's a medal with the king's face turned to the left.
It's always the same thing,
that the face should always turn to the left on the medal.
Why?
Wrapped by the coin of Paris.
No, you're wrong.
You have bad light.
It doesn't change from time to time.
It doesn't change from time to time.
It changes to each king.
The queen of England had the face turned.
Yeah, trust me, it's a true journalist, Bobron.
You're on LCI, me on BF.
It's too fast.
But the king's profile changes depending on...
On their heads already.
On their bad profile.
No, succession.
It was the queen, she was on the right side.
So now it's...
But if it's her bad profile...
It's not a chance.
It's like that, now she's on the left side.
It doesn't look like Romain Garry.
I haven't asked you my question yet, I'm telling you.
If you're going to give me a gift...
No, you haven't asked the question yet.
Then ask your question.
You don't care, we answered it.
No, you haven't answered it
because you gave me a medal
and a book by Romain Garry
are the two gifts the president will give to the king,
but you didn't say that's my question.
What book by Romain Garry?
The Vise de l'Aubre.
The Vise de l'Aubre is from the thousands.
Yes, but it's Romain Garry.
I know, it's the same, but it's the thousands.
The promise of l'Aubre.
No, I didn't write the title.
It's from nature, obviously, and trees.
I think there's a lot of trees.
Yes, because the other one is a big tree.
No, it's not the other one.
But it's from nature.
So yes, it's a tree story.
There are elephants, especially.
Oh, the forest of elephants.
No, but there are no elephants in the title.
There will be a name of an elephant.
It's from nature, because it's one of the two gifts
that was obtained by Romain Garry.
Ah, the trombone and the branches.
Because...
Babar, Babar.
Oh no, but...
It's not Babar.
It's true that it's not nice to offer to Prince Charles
and then the ears.
Ali Firdiombo.
Yes, especially that he has big ears
and it's true that he has a very small kiki.
So in addition, it's a filter.
Indeed, Romain Garry has this particularity.
He has a lot of age.
And that's why he had taken this pseudo
to be the only writer,
because otherwise it's forbidden to have obtained
twice the Goncourt price,
since he had taken this pseudonym,
thousands of age, to indeed try to have it
a second time, which he obtained
with the life of Vançois under the name of the thousands of age.
The thousands of age, yes.
But the first time he had Goncourt...
Is it with the promise of water?
No, it's not with the promise of water.
Isn't there a racine in the title?
Yes, there is a racine in the title.
Yes, there is a racine in the title.
That's it, but I don't know.
The racines of...
The racines of the sky.
The racines of the sky.
Excellent response
by Monsieur Wiesman.
RTL.
The big heads answer to the audience.
We start with Nora,
Nora who greets us,
saying hello to my chickens.
Do we know each other?
No, we don't know each other.
We don't know each other.
We don't know each other.
We don't know each other.
You have the habit of calling people your chickens.
Yes, all the time.
Very good.
You are my chicken.
So I make my chicken.
So listen, do you have chouchous among the big heads?
Yes, I love Caroline.
Yes, me too.
But I really love Caroline.
I also like Valérie.
But I like everyone,
but my chouchous are really Caroline and Valérie.
Listen, they are here today.
They need friends.
Yes.
So really, I need a lot of things in my life.
But not friends.
No, sex a little more, right?
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It would be not so bad
if the factor happened more often, right?
I never open it.
You don't know me.
If you ring the doorbell,
if I don't wait for someone,
I don't open it.
You can be my daughter,
she can make fun of you.
She is sensitive.
So it's a family that makes fun of mother and daughter.
Thank you, Nora.
Do you want a gift?
An agenda?
Why not?
What do you have as a gift, Laurent?
Listen, I have a store.
I have an example.
What do I have in the store?
I will offer you a book
that will come out soon
with the editions of Robert,
the guide of the expression
Good Foot,
and I will send you a book
made with a linguist
who explains all the expressions
of the French language.
Does it suit you, Nora?
It's perfect.
Come on, I'll hug you and I'll send you that.
Serge is now an ethnologist.
Hello, Serge.
Hello, hello.
Hello everyone.
Hello, Serge.
Hello, Sergio.
Are you okay?
Yes, how are you, Serge?
How are you?
Well, Serge,
he's going to make a little less compliments
than the previous audience.
I don't know why you were expecting
his hello.
Because Serge wrote to me
when we heard the presentation
of the guests of the day.
We were waiting for little geniuses
and we realized 10 minutes later
that they are big ignorant people.
But that's not true.
You're right.
They were smarter before, that's it.
Wait a minute.
Some people will cultivate us,
instruct us.
Five minutes later,
we realize that
Sacha Guitry and Jean-Yan
are a little different.
Yes, but that would be too easy.
But that would be too easy.
They still find it.
At that time,
Union Jack, for example,
they ended up finding,
you see, Serge.
Yes, but thanks to Laurent Ruquier,
who uses tricks,
tricks, tricks.
Well, yes, but it sounds good.
It's him who encourages.
And that's the principle of the show.
Yes.
But if we found the answers right away,
we wouldn't have much fun.
Ah, you want a question-and-answer,
non-stop, in fact,
for a lot of people.
It's not a question for a champion.
But anyway,
Paul Alcarrat, Frank Ferrand,
he didn't care about real big heads.
Ah, it's true that Maréchal Ferrand,
Olivier Bellamy,
all that,
it's impressive.
Ah, ah, you see, anyway.
It's good.
Ah, yes, it was always that,
the big heads,
a mix between
one person of the round
for two Sim,
Philippe Castelli and Carlos.
You see, and today,
it's rather,
it's rather Sim.
Cotat d'Intello has dropped anyway.
Serge,
Yes?
You wouldn't have thought it was
better before.
No, not at all.
Absolutely not.
I listen every day.
It's the proof that
we laugh,
but it's pretty funny
to hear the king of
the queen of
and then at the end,
poof,
it doesn't answer
who is Jean-Yann.
I don't like that,
but it's funny.
A little question
that concerns your psychology.
Why do you continue
to listen to big heads?
Yes, yes, absolutely, sir.
Absolutely.
Because we know
radios
where there are only
idiots around the world.
Philippe, now
is your phone.
Hello, Philippe.
Hello, Philippe.
Yes, hello to the whole team.
Hello, Philippe.
Hello, Laurent.
Hello to the whole team.
So I am.
Yes, you hear me?
Ah, very well, Philippe.
So maybe too much.
Yes, hello everyone.
Hello to the whole team.
Yes, hello, Philippe.
Philippe.
How are you, Philippe?
Hello, Philippe.
Hello, Philippe.
I am an old editor.
Ah, an old editor,
you stopped?
Hello.
But there will be a little
next time, Philippe.
Hello everyone.
Yes, hello, Philippe.
Yes, how are you?
Yes, good.
A little next time,
it's all simple.
That is to say,
when you ask
questions ...
Yes, hello, Philippe.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you?
He disappeared.
Yes, a little next time,
it's when you ask
Laurent a question.
Hello, Philippe.
He is drunk.
Hello.
You have attacked a boy.
You have attacked a boy.
Do you hear Philippe?
Do you hear very well?
But what we would like to know
is the second part of the sentence.
We can see the end.
Do you hear very well?
Very well.
Hello, Philippe.
Hello, Philippe.
Yes, we hear you, Philippe.
How are you?
Good.
Go.
Laurent, when you ask
a question for which you have to
discover a character.
Yes.
Is it a little painful?
Yes.
And the question of the
sociologists who say,
is this character
on a street in Paris?
Between them,
the place,
and then the boulevard
of Madame Michoud.
It's a little painful,
if you want,
because the audience is still
a lot in the province.
And they are not really
very concerned by the
street search.
Why is there no street in
the province?
No.
If you listen well to the big
heads,
when there are streets,
or places,
or places,
or gyms,
or pools,
who are elsewhere in Paris,
I also give the cities
in the region.
So you see,
I mean,
you don't listen to the
show well,
but I tell you,
I always give.
The big heads
always,
always thanks to the big heads.
So it proves that you
don't listen well,
Philippe.
In addition,
you are completely free
to come and live in the 16th
.
It's very important.
It's not true.
If you prefer,
suddenly,
go ahead.
I live in the east of
France.
We love it.
We love it.
We love it.
And the west,
it's beautiful.
Philippe?
Yes.
We just lost our audience.
Hello, Philippe.
Hello, Philippe.
How are you?
I have a question for you.
Sorry,
I think we are going to
use this rubric.
We are going to call the
audience and make them
send them some.
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The big heads with Laurent Ruequier
are every day from 5.30 to 18.00 on RTL.
Always with Gérard Junio, François Berléand,
on the poster of the film today
in the Salve Cinnamon, Laske Dance.
And to dance with him, Valérie Mérisse,
Caroline Piamont, Ariel Wiesman, and Christophe Baudro.
For Florianne Poincher, who lives in Molléon,
Molléon is in the Deux Sèvres.
Oh, I love it.
So Molléon is in the Deux Sèvres,
and I take you...
Oh, Molléon, the Deux Sèvres?
I take you...
Well, yes, apparently.
There are a few...
M.A.U.L.E. N.
There are several Molléons?
No, not two Sèvres.
Yeah, there are two.
Well, Molléons, let's get out of here.
No, Molléons, we're in the세esamune-en-off, gentlemen.
Well, there are 1,644.
Oh, but maybe another Molléons.
A mini Molléon.
The Patti of Molléons.
Ah, Molléons.
Yeah, that's it.
Molléon is the capital of the Espadrilles, so there are several Molléons.
Molléon-Lichard is the capital of Espadrilles, Molléon-Lichard.
Molléon-Lichard is in 1964, and Molléon-Tucour, where Mrs. Ponché lives, it's not her fault.
It's in the De Sèvres, Mr. Berlio.
So what, it's really a problem in the province?
What do you like about the province?
Molléon-Lichard lives in the De Sèvres, and Ponché is the capital of Espadrilles.
He has a chance to touch it.
Why did you do that?
Because I have a doubt about what I'm talking about.
He has a doubt about us?
He makes the noise of the tiger.
No, I know.
The animal's sound.
The beast wakes up.
Because I know there's a big problem on the six that I'm lucky to have around me today.
There's a big head that needs to know this house in Brentwood, at 12305 FIFTS Elena Drive.
Isn't it there that Marilyn Monroe is dead?
Is it Marilyn Monroe's house?
And what?
She died there.
Oh yes, she died Marilyn Monroe's house.
No, she was dead.
She was dead.
She was dead.
Well, you already know everything.
Because the question was, indeed, there's a house that we almost destroyed,
and which has just been classified as a historic monument.
Ah, very good.
There's Marilyn Monroe's house.
Well done, Caroline.
Well done, Valérie.
It's in Telerama that we learn, indeed,
that this house with white bricks in the U.P. neighbourhood of Brentwood
almost got demolished because its new owner had filed a request for demolition permits.
But there are Marilyn Monroe's fans.
Yeah, but not the owner's.
They intervened.
And at 12305 FIFTS Elena Drive,
we will soon be able to visit the house.
If the house ever becomes a historic monument.
If it still belongs to him, he must have some balls.
Still, he bought a very, very expensive thing to not be able to do what he wants.
In any case, the municipal council adopted unanimously a motion
aiming to set up a historic preservation process for the house.
And in that case, I guess we will buy the house at a fair price.
Yes, you're a part of the war, aren't you?
He's still governor.
Sorry?
No.
No, no, no, he sells Lidl's Perseus.
You haven't seen the pub on TV.
Yes, that's true.
That's true.
Anyway, you know the address, dear Valérie, the address of Marilyn.
You've already gone to see the house because I know you're Marilyn's fan.
No, no, I haven't been to see the house.
No, no, no, no.
But I haven't been to Los Angeles, finally.
Yes, in the rest of France, it's the most difficult.
Honestly, I was always told that I would go.
Then I was quite busy in France.
And then after that...
La Rochelle, it's in Los Angeles.
No, but it's all about the Americans now.
I'm confused.
Ah, yes?
Because the French is nice.
Rapelon Serge.
Well, yes.
I prefer to be in France than in Los Angeles.
I would love to be in Los Angeles.
Well, let's go back to France and I'm going to talk to you about someone who's going to play
precisely against our 15th of France tomorrow evening at the Vélodrome stadium.
It's not the Pope, is it?
There are first the Rubimans and then the Pope.
There is a new booting in our country at the moment.
Ah, yes, it's the Vélodrome stadium.
It's all there, they're all there.
Darmanin is on the edge of the Vélodrome stadium.
Darmanin de Jardin.
Everyone wants to come.
And so, in the Namibian team, there is a boy called Peter-Jan van Lill.
Does that tell you something?
Yes, yes, but then it can't keep up with your name.
Fortunately, you say it.
Well, Peter-Jan van Lill, who plays, by the way, in France.
Poff, that's his nickname.
He's the third line in the Netherlands.
Poff or Poff?
Poff.
Poff.
Anyway, dear Caroline.
Oh, okay.
And in any case, he holds a record with this world cup.
Which one?
The biggest world cup in the world.
The biggest world cup in the world, no.
Is it tied to the size?
It's the biggest?
The smallest.
The oldest.
The oldest, it's the oldest.
It's the oldest in the competition.
Diarmaine-Bismac, that's one of his brothers.
What age?
No, he's 39 years old in the world cup.
It's his fourth World Cup, and he will challenge…
with his means, because I think that they have ...
With the de-ambulator, it's less easy.
With the Stana.
They are good.
They have very little chance.
They are not doing very well.
I think he is a dentist too, right?
It's true that he is a dentist, you were right, Mr. Berlion.
That's why, it's for the end, I say that.
And it's a good idea, in the end, because ...
Yes, and already all the colleagues ...
That's it.
Well yes.
If you aim well, you can do some work before the end of the game.
That's it, he can catch customers.
And what about the doctors for the ears?
Because they have all the ears in heat.
Ah yes, yes.
We don't say that when the prince, rather the king Charles III, arrives at us in France.
Yes, we pronounce it.
What is the opposite of co-carriage?
Here is a word that I did not know and that I discovered in Paris today.
It is a question for Mr. Guantier de Rennes.
It's the car-car-car.
It's the car-car-car.
It's the car-car-car.
The car-car-car.
It's the car-car-car.
The car-car-car.
Good answer.
Ok.
From Mr. Beaugrand.
And the car-car-car is a problem, because it seems that 83% of the people in the morning
are alone in their car, in their journey between home and work.
Yes, yes.
And it's quite funny because Emery Krenou, from the Paris Journal, asked ...
We're going to call that a car-car-car.
And he said, well, I like to be alone in my car, with my radio, my coffee.
No one with whom I have to talk.
Absolutely.
That's what I prefer, living the car-car-car rather than the car-car-car.
And he only noticed on his car that the car-car-car is wet.
Like that.
Like that, people will close their mouths and then ...
Yes, yes.
That's really France.
Bravo.
And the car-car-car-car allows flatulence.
It's not wrong.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
Oh, it's true.
It's true.
STL, 6 big heads, 5 big news.
Clarice has been on the phone with Exxon Provence.
Hello Clarice.
Hello Laurent.
Hello the big heads.
Hello the public.
Hello Clarice.
Hello Clarice.
You may have seen the past rugbymen because it seems to me that they have been installed
with Exxon Provence.
The rugbymen.
That's right.
They have been installed with Exxon Provence.
So what hotel are they?
Are you going to see them?
No, I'm not going to see them.
They have been installed in Paris.
I haven't seen them yet.
They were in Rio.
Paris is a little bigger than Exxon Provence.
Yes, but I could have followed them.
What do you do in life, Clarice?
I am a teacher at schools and currently I am in maternity leave.
Ah, very good.
Instructor in maternity leave.
Ah, you progress slowly.
The back is far.
I have good news.
Yes, it is far.
Clarice, for you, beautiful news.
Because be careful, we will not smoke you.
You are going to leave 11 days in complete retirement if you win.
It depends on where.
There must be a life at the end.
It puts the place.
Yes.
In a war zone.
In a war zone.
In a jet.
Not at all.
Not at all.
It is our sponsor, Salin.
It is written S-L-A-U-N, which offers a wonderful trip.
Go see their website, salinholidays.com.
And you leave if you win, Clarice.
You will leave to Sri Lanka for 11 days in complete retirement.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
That's good.
There, okay.
See you next week.
All thanks to your trip.
You will be surprised.
Typical meal at the inhabitant.
Visit a tea plantation.
Exculpture in 4-4 in a reserve of elephants.
In fact, you have complete retirement, but at the inhabitant, if he agrees.
So you have to go.
In fact, it is Pekin Express, your thing.
Do not listen to them.
It's a good jalu.
Yes, it's true.
It's a wonderful trip across the world.
Salin Holidays is the specialist of accompanied circuits.
A little everywhere on the planet.
And you will indeed, since Colombo, live a circuit.
I was talking to my wife.
Ah, there is Colombo.
Ah, Colombo.
With the impermeable.
Oh my God.
If there is only red wine with them.
No, no, but I swear, Clarice, do not listen to them.
No, but of course, I went.
I went.
It looks wonderful.
And especially on my birthday, the same project.
Oh, so.
Well, wait, she hasn't won yet.
But she can go how much?
She can go 12.
12.
All alone.
It's for two.
It's for two, obviously.
Of course, it's for two.
Well, listen, you wish to listen to the big heads and to find the real information.
Among the six we will give you, we start right away by an information delivered by Mr. Beaugrand.
Welcome migrants in France.
Pope Francis and Charles III would have managed to enter the territory.
Gérald Darmanin swear that he will bring them back to the border himself.
Gérald, junior.
Following the declaration of Muriel Robins, the Academy of César decided to create two new categories.
The price of male interpenetration and the price of female interpenetration.
They gave me something like that.
It's hard for an old comedian.
But I wanted to be less.
Vaillery Mérisse.
Selling the essence to waste.
The French Federation of Immolation by Fire
held back Elizabeth Bourne for this blow.
This weekend, it happened in the United States,
the 23rd anti-novel ceremony.
A ceremony that is rewarded,
opens the guillemets of the accomplishments that first make people laugh,
then make them think.
In medicine, researchers have been distinguished for studies
on the number of hairs in the urine on the corpses.
The figures vary from one decedent to the other.
In average, the urine on the left opens 120 hairs
against 112 for the one on the right.
Caroline Diamant.
According to a study conducted by Turkish scientists,
Vapote would reduce the size of the testicles.
At the Council of Ministers,
Elizabeth Bourne made everyone laugh
by explaining that thanks to this,
she had become Prime Minister.
And François Berlian to finish.
There's something real in there.
Maybe your information, Mr. Bernanke.
Maybe mine.
Yes, certainly.
Visit Papa Marseille for the Mass au Vélodrome,
the 20 reds of the Eucharist,
will be replaced by the Pastis 51
and the Ostis by the famous Titov chips.
So, in your opinion,
who said the truth clarifies?
Not too much.
It's difficult.
I'm going to eliminate first
that of Mr. Junio.
Interpenetration.
There's no price for male or female interpenetration.
Not for the moment, in any case.
Everything can happen.
I'm going to eliminate the information
of Mr. Bogrand.
So, Mr. Bogrand, yes,
indeed, Mr. Darmanin will not bring himself
Pope François and Charles III to the border.
I'm going to eliminate, sorry,
the information of Mrs. Méresse.
Mrs. Méresse, yes,
the blow is not for the emulation by the fire.
Then...
Then I'm going to eliminate...
It's going to last three days.
Mrs. Diamant.
Mrs. Diamant, yes.
We have the impression that we go through
a judgment with our castes.
It's true, the first part was true.
There is a study of Turks who say
that vapote would reduce the size of testicles,
but Mrs. Bernanke did not declare on it.
And then, I eliminated the last information
of the blow on the Pope.
And so...
Who is left then?
Mr. Weisman.
Weisman, yes.
Mr. Weisman, yes.
You should have invented Weisman.
You should have invented Weisman.
You should have selected Mr. Weisman.
Yes, it's a Weisman, yes.
And yes, it's true indeed.
Well done.
You go to Sri Lanka.
Super, thank you very much.
It was the 23rd Ignobel ceremony.
We call it the antinobels.
They are the scientists who meet and have fun with them.
Recompensating the most popular research.
And indeed, there are researches that were done in medicine.
On the number of hairs that we had in the nostrils
and to count them nothing better.
Obviously, only corpses.
We can count them alive.
It doesn't hurt that much.
But know in any case that the research, the invention,
the most, let's say, crazy was compensated.
It's like the antinobels.
So it's an antinobel?
Well yes, the reward was 10 billion, 2 billion dollars.
Zimbabwe.
How much is it?
I must not do much.
But in any case, it's a ceremony that is funny
and that takes place every year.
What matters is that you go to Sri Lanka.
Bravo!
A question for Angelique Lasseron who lives in Soillon.
She is in Ardèche.
And the question comes from a place where we can no longer play tennis
since March 1st.
Do you know where that is?
Luxembourg.
Well, the Luxembourg garden.
Luxembourg garden, good answer.
It's really a shame, frankly.
It's in Paris for the people.
And who listen to us.
It belongs to Sena.
I didn't even know that there were tennis players in Luxembourg.
But it was part of the whole tradition of the Luxembourg garden.
And why did they close it?
Because they do jobs, I guess.
No, not at all.
No, it's a dark story, which I didn't understand at all.
But in any case, I understood that it was a story of Magouille
inside Sena.
And there was someone who wanted to give it to another company
to manage the tennis fields.
Someone else who brought plenty.
By saying, no, but there wasn't an offer.
And so on and so forth.
The Novak Djokovic.
It's total since March 1st.
The tennis fields, the tennis courts are closed.
And no one can play anymore.
Even if we wonder if one day, they won't be replaced.
It's Mr. Larcher who wants to make a canteen in place.
Is that true?
Of course, he wants to make a canteen.
No, it's not.
He wants to make a canteen.
I wanted to tell you already, a canteen in Sena, I think.
Yes.
But there are how many tennis courts like that?
There are four.
There are four.
There are four.
And it's very nice.
The parents of the neighborhood are very happy.
They like it a lot.
They say, no, it's true.
But it's not that you don't have any other players.
No, not at all.
Because it's not expensive at all.
No, no, no, it's not expensive at all.
It's not expensive.
It's not expensive.
But the guy doesn't have to live in the neighborhood.
No, you don't have to live in the neighborhood.
Yes, I think so.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
You don't live in Istanbul with your tennis racket to play in Luxembourg.
I can listen to you.
In any case, what is sure is that, given the level of our tennis,
if we also start to remove the places where we can learn to play football,
that's not how we're going to progress in the next tournaments.
So we hope that Sena will stop their little magoo.
I know that there are senatorial elections this weekend
and that we will be able to reopen the tennis courts.
And the closed houses.
In my opinion, the senators are for...
Another question.
And this time it's for Julia Portolo, who lives in Cannes.
It's a question that takes us to Australia.
Because there, in Australia, we export a lot.
Well, what do we export a lot?
Congo?
No, no.
We?
Wait.
The bank bills.
Good answer.
Good.
That is to say.
From Mr. Berlion.
You made it.
Mr. Berlion has worked today.
No, it's for Mr. Philippe.
He annoyed me there.
He read the Figaro, François Berlion.
And indeed, there is a paper that explains to us
that Australia is the largest billboard in the world.
Of course, we forget, we do it at home.
But there are states of the country that don't do it themselves.
Especially since Australia really found a very resistant way
of making bills in an unfalsifiable way.
There is an anchor.
It's the same in the entire world for everyone.
Australia has become a reference in terms of money impression.
And for 30 years, more than 30 different countries have come to their bank bills
since Australia.
Well done, Mr. Berlion.
You read this paper well.
It's a pageantier, precisely, in the Figaro today.
And that's where we learn, by the way, that Australia decided
not to replace the queen Elizabeth, who died, as we know,
by Charles III.
Charles III will not have his face on the new Australian bills.
It's a dollar in Australia.
But he keeps the queen?
No.
They're going to put an aborigine in place to remind the origins of the country.
Is that true?
Yes, it's a ban.
No, why is it a ban?
It wouldn't be very funny.
I don't understand.
Well, you don't understand what?
Well, I don't understand.
Are you sure?
Well, we're still going to say that we're not intelligent if you don't understand.
You're a whore!
She's a whore.
She's a whore.
She's a whore.
She's a whore.
She's a whore.
She's a whore.
She's a whore.
She's a whore.
It's not bad, Gérard.
For Thibaut Lisenard, who lives here in the Moulinot,
a tribute to Lou de Pritchek.
I don't know if I pronounce his name well.
You don't pronounce his name well.
Lou de Pritchek.
Lou de Pritchek.
And by the way, he had taken the Slip Museum,
which was in Brussels.
Oh, yes, yes.
We didn't have him on the phone.
Not him, I think.
The Slip Museum.
But I visited it.
It's great.
It must be pretty.
It's very funny.
There are even your underwear in the Slip Museum.
I don't think so.
Oh, yes?
I didn't send my Slip.
It's underwear belonging to celebrities.
I'll remember if I had sent my Slip there.
We were able to find a Slip.
We stole my Slip, but in a room,
we always forget a Slip.
Who has a Slip around this table?
Today.
Everyone doesn't wear a Slip.
There are people who prefer to wear socks.
Slip, underwear or socks,
everything works in the Slip Museum.
The skirt too.
In fact, it is more known, Mr. Lou de Pritchek,
because he was born in 1977.
We owe him a famous skirt.
Not only did he compose the music,
but he even pretended to have sung.
Oh, it's flat for me.
It's flat for me.
Bravo.
It's flat for me.
It's flat for me.
It's flat for me.
It's flat for me.
It's flat for me.
It's flat for me.
Mr. Lou de Pritchek
was in trial for several years.
It's flat for me.
He was in trial with Plastic Bertrand for several years,
because he said it was him who was singing.
Not Plastic Bertrand.
But he never won his trial.
He didn't win his trial.
No, no, no.
And what's sure is that he composed the music.
Everyone agrees to say that
it really seemed like it was him who was singing,
but he never proved it.
Anyway, it was a friend of the great Jojo.
Oh, the great Jojo!
Jules César.
We called him Jules César.
He didn't play Falzard,
so that we could see his beautiful legs.
His pretty legs.
His super star legs.
I sign that he died just after you sang those songs.
Plastic Bertrand shouldn't have listened to that.
He died before the other.
Plastic Bertrand, maybe he's going to listen to us.
Well, listen, in any case,
it's a tribute to Lou de Pritchek,
Belgian composer of this planetary tube.
It's flat for me.
And so after, he did the Slip Museum.
And he did it again.
I love the Belges.
The Slip Museum.
Well, the Belges have a humor that we don't necessarily have.
It's a very nice band.
A humor.
The Slip Museum.
Anyway, it was his own Slip Museum.
And the huge cover screen lets us see our picks without opening it.
Aw, you look cute confused.
I do look cute confused.
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A question now for Francine Bourgogne,
who lives in Saint-Rémy-les-Chevreuses,
it's in the Yves-Lynes.
And I would like to ask you
what is also called the cotton apple.
The other name of the cotton apple.
Is it eaten?
Yes, it's eaten.
It's a apple?
Well, no.
It's cotton?
It's not cotton.
But it could look like a apple,
except that it's more cotton.
It's a fruit.
It's soft, on the name of the cotton apple.
An abricot.
An abricot.
An abricot, no.
There's a metro station.
It's a fish.
It's a fish.
No, it's a fish.
It's a fish.
Yes, but I was going to say a fish.
No, but it's a variety of fish.
No, it's a fruit.
It's voluptuous.
Is it a fruit?
It's a fruit.
It's also called the cotton apple,
but obviously, this fruit is a fruit
in part, like fish or like the apple.
The kaki.
No.
The kaki.
The kaki.
The kaki.
The kaki.
The kaki.
The kaki.
You know what that is, I love it.
It's a big Jojo, that too.
No, it's baby Charlie.
Yes baby.
The kaki.
The kaki.
The kaki.
The kaki.
Stop.
No, no, no.
Your discotheque is terrible.
It's true, it's you.
Is there a street in Provinces?
It's true.
No, but what are you in Kenya?
There are little maronies, maronies, I'm not a Maronite.
There are everywhere.
Are they growing in France?
So no, it's not in France.
Is it the trick of barbaric?
It's the trick of zotica.
It's rather Portugal, Hungary.
The trick?
The lawn.
It needs a Mediterranean vibe.
The lawn?
The lawn no no, no, no, no.
Is that the shape of a apple?
Yes, because we call it a cotton apple, because it's cotton on the surface.
And it's round.
It's very golden.
What do you call cotton?
Cotton, what do I tell you?
There are no ten thousand explanations for the word cotton.
It's a kind of pie.
No, it's not, Petit Saint.
A cotton fruit, the word cotton.
Yes, but we use it a lot in cuisine.
Do you eat it?
We don't eat corns.
No, but do I eat it?
Is it oily?
Yes, oily, no.
Does it eat itself or is it in a preparation?
We make preparations with sugar, goji berries,
like a lot of fruit, you see.
Goji berries, stress in the stomach.
I eat it when I do tennis.
Yes, we take the little goji berries.
We take the little berries.
Stay in the province, friends.
Sorry.
It's Portuguese.
We said it's a shame there's no Toen.
It's a fleurot.
Ah, neffles.
Neffles, no.
It's the free-star of gardens in autumn, more particularly.
Ah, the little brownie.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
It runs.
It's very Mediterranean.
They have vegetables, you see.
It's very Mediterranean.
Very Mediterranean.
Mediterranean lemon.
Very good.
Corjettes flowers.
Corjettes flowers.
No, no.
The yuzu.
No, no, no.
It's not that simple.
Ah, it's the big mousse pimples.
Ah, no.
It's not the big ones.
The prunes.
They're pastes.
Ah, are they big?
Ah yes, it holds in your hand.
And dear Valérie and dear Caroline.
What do they have?
Oh, no, no.
I think you have them.
It's the size of their chest.
Are you sure you know the tree or do you find this fruit?
The fucking tree.
Ah, no, no.
Ah, no, no.
Ah, no, no.
Ah, no, no.
Ah, no, no.
Ah, no, no.
Ah, no, no.
Are you surprised that people are complaining afterwards?
Ah, no, no.
I agree.
People are listening.
I'm lying.
They're all drunk, my fruit.
So what?
What?
You didn't give her the chance to answer.
Perléon said pe...
Melons?
Pastes?
No, melons, no.
So what could please them?
The peach tree.
The peach tree.
The peach tree.
The peach tree.
By the way, the nickname given to this fruit,
Pommes Coton, it comes from the pretty name we give it in Italy.
We call it...
Melocoton?
The Melacotona.
Yes, the Melocoton.
Ah, yes, the tomato.
Melocoton, yes, we know it.
Pommes Plemousse.
No, Esterel Payani in Telerama this week,
makes a whole article for precisely...
The fricot.
Those who like to make confit,
jelly, you see...
The corn.
Ah, the corn, the corn.
The corn, the corn.
Oh, no.
No, no.
Collective answer.
But collective, on the good side,
it's Junior and me,
in fact, it's nothing new.
Ah, yes, because Camarillo,
I know, I know,
because the tree,
the tree is the cognacier.
The cognacier.
It makes me know,
that's why.
Do you think he thought of that?
I wasn't far away.
It's not nice.
The corn is indeed a fruit
that comes from the cognacier.
But you're still twisted.
Well, you know,
I have to help you a little.
We have to find it.
It's the corn.
We have to find it.
It's written where it is.
The corn.
The corn, if you prefer.
And the other name of the corn,
it's indeed the cotton apple.
And by the way,
I have a subsidiary question
about this fruit,
because the corn is climacteric.
What does that mean?
You know, it's hysterical,
but not important.
It's not the only fruit
that is climacteric.
Several fruits are climacteric.
There is a different climate.
Look at the weather,
at the beginning of the years.
The banana, for example,
is climacteric.
Of course.
She too.
But what does it mean?
It continues to grow
when we harvest it.
Excellent response.
Of Mr. Junior.
Junior.
It's going to get stuck in my mouth.
I say the culture.
Of course, the roof of the world.
I don't understand.
The banana, it continues to grow.
It grows.
It continues to grow.
The tomato, too.
I thought she was taking...
The tomato, indeed.
The avocado, too.
In those cases,
you take any fruit that is climacteric,
but it continues to grow.
There is a difference
between growing and growing.
She's growing.
After that, I confirm.
She's going to grow.
Yes, be careful,
because at the end of a moment,
it ends up coming.
But the queng is also
a climacteric fruit.
Climacteric, indeed.
It means that it continues to...
not to live,
but it continues to...
How could I tell you that?
She's growing.
She's growing.
She's growing.
She's growing.
She's growing.
She continues to grow
A little like the big heads.
The book of the day.
Excellent.
The book of the day,
it's called Perspectives to the Pluriel
with the S entre parenthès.
It's the new novel by Laurent Binet
to be re-read very closely,
because you have to tell him,
these previous novels
have been big success,
even sometimes, by the way,
adapted to cinema.
I think to H, H, H, H,
which was played on a big screen.
And he published
quite recently Civilizations.
There was also the seventh function
of the language,
which was a novel around Roland Barthé.
There, he brings us,
during the Renaissance,
to the 16th century,
with this magnificent book.
A book written in epistole form,
since it's a correspondence
between twenty different characters,
painters and other characters
of the Renaissance.
A police investigation
of the 16th century
through courier exchanges.
We'll talk about it with Laurent Binet
on the phone in a moment.
And precisely among the characters
that we know a little less,
there are obviously much more
known than others as Michelangelo,
but there is in this book
someone who is called L'Arrétin,
or Pierre L'Arrétin,
if you prefer in Italian,
Pietro Arrétino,
who was a writer
and Italian dramaturg,
so who lived
at the beginning of the 16th century,
who died in Venice in 1556.
And I'm talking about his death
because he died quite curiously,
and that will be my question before we talk
with Laurent Binet,
how did this dramaturg's death
write in the 16th century
Pietro Arrétino?
Did he drown in a lagoon?
No, he did not.
I think he died
laughing on stage.
So, listen,
you can take the last part of your sentence.
He died laughing.
He died laughing.
Good answer!
And now I don't have time for that.
Well done Caroline,
how did it come to you?
Well, I said to myself,
a very special death,
it must not be common.
Arrétino, stop it!
Arrétino, stop it!
It was during a copious meal,
it seemed,
a particularly absent pleasure
caused him an incredible
crisis of laughter
that made him fall to the reverse
and he burst the skull,
he burst his mouth,
it comes from there,
maybe the expression, by the way.
He is not bored of laughing.
Hello Laurent Binet,
he died laughing,
at least hello Laurent Binet.
Hello.
By the way,
you mention this curious death
in your book
that even if it is a novel,
everything you tell
is true at the beginning.
Yes, absolutely.
And by the way,
I regretted the arrest
and died a few months before
the beginning of my plot.
So I regretted not having
been able to integrate
my novel,
but I still mentioned it.
So,
precisely,
this novel,
I said it,
is a sort of police novel,
an investigation,
in any case,
made at the time,
an investigation around
the death of a painter.
So, this painter
is not necessarily the most known
of all painters.
No, it's Pontormo.
It's a sort of Pontormo.
It's a sort of Michelangelo
modi,
modi because
he wanted,
well, we had ordered him
a fresco
in the chapel of the Medici
in Florence
which he should rival
with the 16th chapel.
And which may have been rivaled,
but we can't know
because the fresco
was destroyed
in the 18th century,
after it was left
abandoned
because when he finished,
when he had finished,
his fresco,
in fact,
the moment,
the mod,
the people who knew
about the frescoes
that had passed,
and we found that,
we found that
of bad taste,
and she didn't have the success
she didn't have the success
she deserved.
So,
I had started to read
your new novel
during the summer
because I was lucky
to have it just
at the beginning of the summer
to go with
and it allowed me
a few weeks
to ask a question
about this painter
that was nicknamed
El Brageton,
I think,
El Brageton.
El Brageton.
El Calsonor.
Yes, absolutely.
Explain.
Well,
that is to say that,
as I told you,
we are in 1557,
we are at the time
where there is a horrible pope
who replaced the ancestors,
who didn't like at all
the art,
he didn't like books,
he invented
the misalignment
of the bad books
and he wants to destroy
the Chappelle Sixtine.
So,
the compromise
that is finally found
is that we don't destroy
it,
but we repaint,
we repaint,
we repaint on the molten bodies
of the Chappelle Sixtine.
And it's a,
it's a friend
of Michelangelo
who is in charge
of this need
Danieles of Voltera
and the poor
is to remain
who was an honest painter
but the poor
remains,
is not really a mixture
of the name of
El Brageton,
the Calsonor,
because he literally
put on slips
in the painting
of a man
and woman
of the Chappelle Sixtine
of the Chappelle Sixtine.
Let's go back
to this painter
Ponte-Ormo,
found assassinated.
It's by the way
one of the first letters that Giorgio Vasari had to explain.
I know him well, Vasari, because I just wrote a piece on the joconde
and Vasari, the specialist of all painters,
he made a biography, among others, of Leonardo da Vinci, absolutely incredible.
And it's the specialist, we will say, it's the author of a Bible on the painters of that time.
Can we say that like that?
Yes, we can say that like that.
He goes for the inventor of the art history
because he wrote this life of the most excellent painters, sculptors and architects.
At the time.
And at the time, with a particularly marked adoration for all the painters of Florence.
He is really very, very patriotic at the time of the showbiz.
And particularly for Michel Ange, but also, you also have a sculptor, Leonardo da Vinci,
who also has you, Florence.
Very flattering, by the way, very, very, very.
And you play, by the way, this character in the letters that you reinvented.
Well, at the beginning, in the preface, you try to make the reader believe,
and that's what's funny, that you will find a whole bunch of letters,
manuscripts of the time that you have translated,
but all this, of course, is from your pure invention.
Except the facts that are real, this point of error,
where he was really assassinated, what do we know about it?
No, he wasn't assassinated, but on the other hand, I was born in place of all the historical events.
That is to say, the characters die exactly at the date where they are dead.
The historical events take place, the Second Italian War, which progresses.
Well, everything is in place.
Simply, I slipped into the blanks of history, as Alexandre Dumas used to say.
The police intrigue is invented, but no one can show that it's fake.
What is fun, indeed, is the way you imagine the death of this painter,
in fact, who is a mysterious death, we don't know much about this death.
And Vasari, he is written on January 2, 157, under your cover, in any case,
writes to Michelangelo and teaches him the death of this painter.
In the measure where his body was still found with a scissor,
displayed in the heart, just below the sternum,
the thesis of the accident seemed difficult to support us.
That's why the Duke of Florence entrusted me with the charge
to enlighten this unfortunate story,
especially since the areas of Orobre do not lack,
as I leave you to judge by yourself, the body of Jacopo,
or the scissor who killed him,
carried the traces of a violent blow to the head,
besieged by a hammer that we found on the floor of the chapel
in the middle of these other tools.
So there will be a lot of suspects, and we will follow this investigation
through the different letters,
that it changes what, about 20 characters?
Almost, yes, about 20 correspondents.
And correspondents who all existed for the coup.
All the characters existed, yes, even the color warrior, the worker,
the assistant, your torment, all the characters existed.
A clue and a gift to the Italian,
it is also Marianne, titled an article about this book,
which is incredibly good, I must tell you,
it is something that we devour,
this perspective signed by Laurent Binet,
it's at Grasse, thank you for answering our questions.
It was the book of the day, what do you think?
Oh well, here, we're going to go down a little bit,
after talking to our famous novelist Laurent Binet,
we're going to come back to Slip, if you like.
Ah, with pleasure.
For Angelique Saint-Baptiste, who lives in the Finisterre.
The master of the Finisterre.
A torch?
First of all, because indeed,
there is the disappearance of this Belgian composer,
who is…
Loup de Prich.
Who, we will say, was the guardian of the Slip museum.
But it's a coincidence, it's also a birthday date today,
it's the first time, 110 years ago,
that we used the word Slip in the French press,
in a review called L'Illustration.
The word Slip appeared for the first time in 1913.
Before, what did you say?
Before the sound, it didn't really exist,
so yes, it comes from the verb slip, slide, you see.
And before, it was the chemist who used slip.
Yes, exactly, Mr. Junior, you're right.
And there was a process, about 20 years ago.
A slip?
Yes, a process between two Slip brands,
the brand DIMM and the brand HOM, H-O-O-M.
Indeed, there and the other,
it was accused of an invention that the one thought to be,
let's say, the instigator and the other to replicate,
they said, no, no, it already existed.
It's the Slip Kangaroo.
The Slip Kangaroo, no, it existed.
The one in the bag?
Is it there?
No.
Is it the little pocket to take out the Zizi,
without removing the slip, you see.
That is to say, explained.
There is an open seam, like that, we can take out the Zizi on the...
But that's the Slip Kangaroo, I think.
Ah yes, finally.
There is a pocket.
No, but now there are many Slip-shaped Kangaroos.
Yes.
Who have not opened it.
Who have not opened it.
Who have not opened it.
Who know all this?
Yes, there is an opening, in any case.
You know how to do it.
Very well done.
Very well done.
There is no opening.
In fact, an expert is talking to you.
She collects the slips from her neighbors.
There are Slip Kangaroos that are closed.
Yes, understood.
There is an opening.
Yes, there is an opening.
We have been very disappointed.
There is an opening, but we are in the right place, in any case.
We are on the seam.
Except that indeed, before giving,
the HOM HOM society has brought an amelioration to Slip.
Slip without seam.
Yes, yes, yes.
Slip without seam.
I would like to propose something without being treated, prostituted.
Yes, and therefore it is you who often treat yourself.
No, no.
Is it not the seam that makes the seam thick and wide with the brand?
No, no, no.
It's the seam.
It's elastic.
You were all ready with the Slip Kangaroos.
Is it not the Slip with an elephant's horn in front of him to make fun of him?
The Slip Pro...
The Slip Pro...
It's horrible.
It's horrible.
The Slip Pro has it.
No.
The Slip Pro has it.
The Slip Pro has it.
You were burning it.
We put it in a barrel.
It's going to burn.
It's going to melt at the level of the package.
The shorty.
The shorty with the sound.
There was Dime and Homme who made a process.
Because indeed, one said,
but I did it before, the other said,
no, but it already existed under the...
The string.
Under the antiquity.
No, we're all ready with the Slip Pro.
It's elastic.
It's elastic.
But you didn't find it.
The closing is clear.
No, no.
Is it about the fabric or rather the shape?
No, it doesn't concern the fabric.
Is it about a seam?
The shape is not quite a seam.
It's not a seam.
The slip is not a seam.
The slip is not a seam.
Sorry.
The slip is not a seam.
Are you kidding me?
No, it's not.
It's not a seam.
When it's a bit...
Oh no.
No.
No.
It's a seam.
Did you know?
Yellow front, brown back.
We're here.
Did the slipper or the stock kept the stock?
Not at all, but...
The stock didn't work.
The stock didn't work.
We're good, we're good.
We're good in the area, right?
We're good in the area.
We're good, of course, it's for men.
It's rarely used for kangaroos, it's used for men.
And you were all ready, you were burning!
I burned when I...
On the opening.
On the opening.
We burned on the opening.
There's no opening.
But the opening is horizontal and not vertical.
They put it on each side.
Indeed, so that the right-handers, like the left-handers,
can get their sex on one side or the other.
Good answer, Caroline Diamand.
Oh, but she's a slip-o-logger.
Sorry, you're a slip-o-logger.
Because having a kangaroo slip-o-logger on one side...
That's true.
And if you were...
That's true.
I can imagine.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that's great.
Yes, but even though the men here are not in a slip-o-logger.
No, sorry, sorry, but...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But sorry, we can still get our Izzy out with our hands.
It's not like writing on paper.
It's not practical, I can imagine.
Because when it's on the other side, it's not practical.
But it's very complicated, because there's a kind of chicane,
which makes it...
No, but it depends if you wear it on the left or on the right.
If you wear it on the right.
I've always preferred the men who are in a slip-o-logger.
Oh, no, no, it's better the slip-o-loggers.
Yes, but why do you say you don't ask the question?
The slip-o-logger.
Well, yes, but I didn't come back.
It's not because of that.
There's still nothing that can prevent the last drop...
Oh, yes, it's the old proverb.
Whether you're a worker or a boss, the last drop...
one drop is like a dog.
Very big film.
Oh, there's the businessman, he's here!
I don't know if I said everyone, Christophe Borgrand.
Well, anyway, it's the same big heads as earlier.
They are not part of the info, there are six.
And they are big heads that will be able to, in a moment,
discuss with Pierre Etienne, Pierre Etienne Minonzio.
Like a Yenne?
Pierre Etienne Minonzio.
Pierre Etienne Minonzio who...
Oh, shit!
I already told you, Pierre Etienne.
Pierre Etienne.
Pierre Etienne Minonzio.
Yeah, but there's not...
Not that I don't care.
He's a journalist.
He didn't breathe in the right place.
Listen, he's on the phone.
Yeah, but he thought you called him Pierre Etienne.
That's a weird name.
No, no, Pierre...
There's only you who are deaf.
Pierre Etienne Minonzio, journalist of the team.
And if this weekend you read the team...
No.
In his court...
I read it.
You might have understood, maybe, Mr. Berléan.
You might have understood that Pierre Etienne Minonzio.
Minonzio?
Well, yes.
How about you?
Pierre Etienne.
Pierre Etienne Minonzio, that's his name.
Well, you would have understood that Pierre Etienne Minonzio...
Stop repeating it!
...and without saying a word.
Mr. Minonzio, I'm going to call him that,
if you prefer.
Journalist.
You want to call him Pierre Etienne?
Journalist of the team.
He has a nickname?
Mr. Minonzio was speaking in his court.
There's someone who managed a sports shop in 2000,
at the beginning of the 70s.
Sports 2000.
And he said he loved it.
He loved being interviewed.
Jean-Jacques Goldman?
And it's Jean-Jacques Goldman!
Good answer!
De Gérard Julio, how did you know that?
I knew it.
Indeed.
Jean-Jacques Goldman was managing a sports shop in Mont-Rouge
in the 70s.
Mr. Minonzio indeed addressed his court in the last Sunday team.
Jean-Jacques Goldman, dear Jean-Jacques.
And you remember that he was managing a sports shop in the 70s.
And above all, he loves sports a lot.
Hello Mr. Minonzio.
Hello.
And sorry.
Sorry for the unpleasantness.
No problem.
Hello Pierre Ette.
But it's the problem of the nicknames composed of that.
It's that it kills the final debates.
But now I'll mark a blank between the trade union
for the trade union between the two nicknames Pierre
and Etienne Minonzio.
No, because it would give the impression
that his name is Etienne Minonzio,
his name would be Pierre.
So there, it's too much.
I wouldn't say so.
And in any case, it's true that you love sports
and you love music.
And that's why you wanted to interview Jean-Jacques Goldman,
except that Jean-Jacques Goldman almost never gives interviews.
In any case, it's been a long time since he didn't give interviews.
And now you address him directly in your Sunday court.
It's the tactic a little, Jean-Claude Duce.
I'm trying my luck.
It's on a bad hearing.
It may end up over.
You noticed that Jean-Claude Duce did not pass much.
It was not a better example.
No, but that's it.
It's someone that I appreciate.
And as there is a kind of news,
because there is indeed a book that is very good,
which has been dedicated to him.
I would say that it was the moment when I was born to address him.
Except that it is indeed the reaction that I read
when I was able to read your paper last Sunday.
It is Furibar.
That's the problem.
It is that he does not like the book that came out on him.
So you wanted to make him react to this book.
That's it.
Well, let's say I'm talking about this news,
but obviously the idea would not make him talk about the book
because he does not appreciate it at all.
The idea would be to make him talk about his relationship to sports.
Obviously.
And I tell myself that there is another news with Goldman.
His half-brother.
The Cannes film.
Yes, Pierre Goldman,
who is indeed the object of a film that will come out soon.
And I was also thinking about the documentary on Bernard Tapie.
Because seeing the documentary on Tapie,
which is the Netflix series that I found very well,
I said to myself that it is the exact opposite of Goldman
in the 1980s.
And somewhere, it's two poles,
a little opposite,
which represent France in the 1980s.
And so that would be a great discussion subject with Jean-Jacques Goldman.
Anyway, you gave him a call through your court.
You remember, indeed, that he had a lot, a lot of relationship with the sport,
including in the lyrics of these songs,
which I had not especially noted.
There is a song in which he says,
he sings, Marie and three children, a pavilion of banlieues, an old car.
Telefute on Wednesday, is that it?
That's quite clear.
So maybe I was not in my chronicle, but it's an excerpt from the book of Jablonka.
So it's not Goldman then?
No, no.
It's true that what is interesting with Goldman is that
we, for example, with the team, we often try to use expressions
that are entered into the common language.
And in fact, what is incredible with Goldman's words,
is that there are many expressions that are born of these songs
and that, in fact, they speak to everyone and that they are very inspiring.
Here, they change life, they go after their dreams,
they are just a sign.
And these are things that we sometimes use in our articles to quote.
And in fact, they are born of the Goldman universe.
So in fact, I think that these songs are very inspiring also for the athletes.
He made a song called, I do not know this song,
which is called The Coureur, is that it?
It's really nothing.
It's a memory song, yes, which tells a background runner,
which we understand that he has a lot of talent,
who lives in Africa, and in fact, there is a sort of serious European impression
that he notices and makes him run to the end of his...
He completely exploits it to earn money,
and in fact, he has another life where he is not completely happy,
he is completely nostalgic from his previous life.
It's a very beautiful song, The Coureur.
And here, Michael Jordan, is it true in another song?
Yes, that's it.
Yes, I was a little looking for the references.
And there is also a song that I like a lot, which is called Ensemble,
which is one of these last tubes,
where in fact, in the clip, there is a lot of sports images.
So in fact, there are a lot of sporting references through his work.
Your tribute was very pretty, and it ended like this.
In conclusion, I share with you my indiscible hope
about this question of interviews,
despite the questions that the routes have left in history,
because wherever you are, what you do, nothing happens to you.
And it would be enough for you to leave in the morning
so that I can go all the way to the end of my dreams,
where the reason is expensive.
He won't like it.
Otherwise, due to sports,
we could talk about some of your songs,
sometimes of 40 years old,
whose lyrics are still obsessed with me.
Listen, it's very pretty, it deserves to be answered in any case.
And we tried to give an extra echo to your call.
Today, Pierre Etienne Minonzio.
A question for Gilles Pascal, who lives in Sainte-Ferré-Holle, in Corese.
What is the oldest, if we accept Venice's monstrosity,
what is the oldest international festival in the world?
Founded in 1946, so just after Venice.
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See, the rig, the rig, the rig!
who made the film. It's not his first film, by the way.
It's his third one, yes.
And Last Dance, there is the song of Donna Summer in the…
Yes, we sang it.
Last Dance.
Ah no, there is the final song, which is magnificent.
I loved the version…
In Les Milleaux, yes.
Ah yes, yes.
It's the…
The version of Soleil Mio at the end of the film, it's incredible.
And it's the…
Van Gogh is the musician of the film who sings.
Ah yes.
You can sing us Soleil Mio, the beautiful note.
I sing much better.
Yes, I don't speak of Christange.
We would meet in England with a guy…
Ah yes, we would meet in the Bistro in Romain, rather.
It's not something we do rather, rather sweet, the version of Carla Bruny.
Yes, nice.
Soleil Mio, the beautiful note, Soleil Mio.
Rather the version of Jules Starr to wake everyone up.
We sang Les Milleaux, the beautiful note.
We sang Les Milleaux, Nick Tameur.
There was a question from the door of everyone, for Cristal Coutant, who…
Oh, come on, my bonnet.
La siota.
At the same time, Coutant La Siota, hope for a chacquertel.
What do you call the shoes made of leather, blue or brown?
With a lanyard sleeve.
The salomés.
The salomés.
Good answer, Caroline Diamant.
Your daughter gave her name to a shoe.
I didn't know it was shoes, the salomés.
You gave your daughter a nickname of Godin.
She hesitated, Geeks, Padreille.
She thought of Tongue.
But it's true that you all know her shoes.
Yes, I love them.
They can be with heels, it can be very sexy.
But it's in the shape of tea, you see.
Exactly, there is a bridle around the hair.
And there is a lanyard that can be removed.
Ah, it's the shoes of little girls.
No, no, because you have a heel.
It's like a scarf with a bridle on the hair.
And a lanyard that links the end of the scarf to the lanyard.
But you had several pairs of salomés?
I had several pairs to make salomés.
Oh no, what a horror!
It's okay, no.
That's a fan.
But stop, my daughter has humor.
Oh, I'm happy to have humor and to be able to laugh in this difficult world.
But of course.
My dear salomé, I kiss you.
She doesn't listen.
And your father and your father, Salomé, thank you.
And your father, if he recognizes himself,
who calls him like that, I finally know who he is.
Hey, Paul.
Ah, we love him.
What would be a singer?
French?
For Daniel Paul.
Dead or alive?
For Madame Paul, who lives in Montfranç, it's in the station.
We don't talk about sleeper.
What can you tell me about the lupin problem at the moment?
Lupin?
Yes, the lupin problem.
Is it related to the flour?
No.
No link with Arsène?
No, no link with Arsène.
No, there are allergies, no.
No, it's related to the wolf.
Lupin, it's related to the wolf.
It's the adjective that's related to the wolf.
Well, there are wolves that have to eat strawberries, I imagine.
Well, there you go.
Indeed, it's an adjective that we don't use.
It's all that's related to the wolf and the lupin.
And the lupin problem is that there is a new wolf plan,
rejected as well by the wolves as by the hunters.
A lupin problem,
taken away by Christophe Beau-Grand.
Bravo Christophe!
You can say that it's a lupin question, suddenly.
That's it.
There is a lupin polyline.
Yes, but it's also a flour.
So it's a flour, if you're talking about the Monsieur.
Yes, it's something that we can put on the aperitif.
Very good.
It doesn't make a lot of noise because you remove the skin.
So it takes time.
Well, I see that we're talking about it.
And then, Laurent, we can also do tarts with lupin.
We feed tarts with lupin in the morning
and with lupin in the evening.
Wait, it's not your mother's day, it's your mother's day.
What?
With lupin, what do you eat?
From the cheese.
The lupin problem is a problem related to the wolf,
simply.
Here, there are still 114 wolves.
They doubled the lupin population, if you prefer.
We thought we were going to die.
Of course.
I assure you that we can say that to the lupin population.
I think there's no reason that all of a sudden, this word is not feminine.
And we're not talking about the nose.
The loups of the nose.
Oh yes, that's true.
In Chile, we say a vigno.
In my opinion, we say a loup.
A vigno.
A loup.
A vigno.
No, a soldier.
You know, when we eat bigornos,
the loups are like that.
Do you compare the bigornos to the crottes of the nose?
Yes, because for us, it was like that anyway.
Normandy, I don't like eating your crottes of the nose.
When my dad brought bigornos,
the bigornos in our country are vignos too.
Yes.
And like the little thing, the little percule that we remove
before putting the little...
The little peak in the bigornos or in the vigno, the needle,
well, yes, but there is...
Yes, that's true, it looks like it.
And it looks like a vigno.
Oh, I would have been able to eat bigornos.
I would have liked to eat bigornos too.
In our country, we say mouquiles.
It's the worst product of the narine.
Oh, the guys of the narine.
Attention, please.
The plane that will soon take off has been made by your students
in chemistry, in mechanics, in computer electricity.
As soon as they say, the teachers are ready to go down.
In the end, all that was left was the customs of science faculties
and techniques inside the plane.
So, surprised, the others asked the customs,
but why did you stay?
And he replied, I have complete confidence in my students.
If they really made this plane, it won't even take off.
Excellent.
That's great.
That's very good.
That's great, no.
There is also the echo of the book.
The echo of the book is like the Gorafi, you see,
it gives false information.
And I admit that when I saw it for the first time,
without seeing that it was for the echo of the book,
I immediately understood.
And then it made me laugh.
At the expense of carburetors,
they die while trying to siphon an electric car.
It's funny.
What's funny?
I saw it so far, it's great.
Oh, there is that too.
It's the same on X or Twitter.
I liked it much more.
It concerns the World Cup that is taking place at home right now.
If someone is interested,
I have a friend who has two places
for the final of the World Cup of Rugby.
That's why he just realized
that it was the same day as his wedding.
So, if someone wants to go to his place,
it's at the church of Périgueux.
His wife is called Sylvie,
and everything is paid.
That's funny.
That's great.
That's not during the holidays I had kept.
That's someone on X or Twitter
who is called Mamouse,
who published a real photo.
That's funny.
At the entrance of the churches,
Mamouse found this panel.
I imagine there are several churches in France
that have displayed this little panel.
It is possible that when you enter this church,
you hear the call from God.
On the other hand, it is unlikely
that he will contact you by phone.
So thank you for your portable.
That's funny.
Yes, that's nice.
There is also Pater on Twitter,
who wrote,
when I go to my mistress,
I always keep myself in the place
reserved by her husband,
and I leave my phone number
on a piece of paper
that I put behind my belly button.
That's how he always calls me
so that I can free the place.
That's great.
That's crazy.
Yes, that's crazy.
Yes, that's crazy.
That's very intelligent.
That's a good advice, isn't it?
Excellent.
And what else do I have?
There is that too.
It's Jérôme Kerviel,
who takes back a little like Michel Donizot,
tweets or Instagram posts
that he found a little everywhere.
And that's pretty funny too.
It has already happened to you to wake up,
to embrace the person next to you,
and to simply feel happy
to be alive.
Well, I just came to do it,
and after what I understood,
I am banned from this airline company.
Yes.
There is also this one
that Michel Donizot published.
I am an idol of my life.
It's like a quarter of my life,
but with less choice.
Ah, that's good.
And then this one to finish.
If I understand well,
last year I died one day in a row,
and his son was born one day in a row too.
You won't believe me
that this is a pure coincidence.
That's funny.
Yes, the conspiracyists are everywhere,
and then there is also...
Yes, it's very funny.
The Instagram account is very funny.
Yes, it's funny.
Very funny.
And Jérôme Kerviel,
who published this one again,
is very funny.
The concept of Christophe Maët,
he sings,
Where is happiness?
And you have the answer
when the song stops.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
It's a nice song.
It's not nice.
It's a violence.
Very good.
A question from vocabulary,
etymology for Carol Zonka,
who lives in Belleville,
survives in Vendée.
At the start,
it's a word that means
little kick under the chin,
but what word do we still use today?
It's changed meaning
and doesn't want to say
little kick under the chin.
Pitchonette?
No.
Pitchonette.
It's like uppercut.
Chiquenode?
Chiquenode.
No, uppercut.
No.
It's a word typically French.
So it's a word typically French,
but it doesn't want to say
little kick under the chin.
Is that...
And yet it was his first word.
Is there a sense now
to figure out the word?
Yes.
No sense at all.
In some way.
Is it still a violent act,
in some way?
And it's thanks to an article
published by Parisien today
that I found this question,
because I did some research
on this vocabulary word.
I'm going to help you a little
if I tell you, obviously,
Toto, La Flamme, Chalu, Bourgain...
That's the surnames of the players
of the French rugby team.
Doudou, Pete, Cissou, Red...
Yes, they are the surnames
of the 15 French players.
So it's a melee, maybe?
So no.
We are all ready,
obviously, you told me surnames,
but it's not surnames,
the little kick under the chin.
No, it's the kick to follow.
No, no more.
How do you say it?
Patronyme?
No.
Synonym?
We are looking for a synonym
of surnames.
Exactly, Mr. Bourgain.
There is only him who understood.
Yes.
Well, what is Toto?
Well, I would say surnames.
Nickname, in English.
Chalu, Bourgain, Pete,
Yo, Doudou, Pili, Cissou...
Totem.
How do you say it?
Totem.
No more.
Small names?
Small names.
It's a synonym of small names.
It's a synonym of surnames.
It's in one word.
It's a single word
and the etymology of this word,
at the beginning,
was a small kick under the chin.
And the Latin or Greek origin,
at the beginning?
Neither one nor the other.
Because I would have looked for a chin in Greek.
The old French,
since it dates from the 14th century.
So, small chin.
That's it.
Do you remember the word
guathe, the word guathe?
No.
We want to know the name.
Everyone knows this little word.
Colibé.
No, not Colibé.
What is it?
What do we say?
What is your...
We say that.
Your surname.
Do you still use it or not?
Well, the proof,
since it's...
A sobriquet.
A sobriquet.
That's it.
The answer,
Ariel Vismac.
That's it.
Yes, I...
That's a very nice word, by the way.
A sobriquet.
That's it for the article of the Parisian.
Today, the article of the Roman Bae in Paris.
The blue opposite of the hand,
the Namibie,
for their third match,
the World Cup of rugby,
is called by many sobriquets.
That's how,
indeed,
we should call a surnoun,
a sobriquet,
a raïri,
a mochri.
And the first meaning
was sobriquet,
petit coup,
sous le menton,
plus ça s'est transcendant avec le ton.
Peut-être qu'on donnait un petit coup,
là, paffe comme ça.
Salut, toi.
Un bisque-biscarage
avec le petit coup de menton.
J'aime bien quand vous retombez
en enfant,
Monsieur Junior.
C'est terrible,
ça va mieux.
Est-ce que,
quel menton?
Est-ce que,
justement,
vous connaissez tous les sobriquets,
tous les surnoms des joueurs
du 15 de France.
Monsieur Berliet,
on vous quête le plus grand supporter
de notre équipe de rugby aujourd'hui.
On a un joueur que vous connaissez,
qui est d'origine néo-zélandaise.
On appelle le gros cul,
mais il n'aime pas ça.
Comment vous dites?
Atonio.
Atonio,
exactement,
uni-atonio,
qui fait quand même...
140 kilos.
Voilà, 140 kilos.
Ah oui, c'est le nounours,
c'est pas énorme.
Non, c'est le nounours,
là, c'est pas...
Et quel est son surnom?
C'est pas le nounours,
là, celui qui...
Winnie, Winnie-Lourson.
Winnie-Lourson,
bonne réponse.
Bah c'est mignon, oui.
Le Christophe Bogrand,
effectivement,
il l'ont surnommé
Winnie-Lourson.
Bon, mais l'amiens-peneaux,
c'est le cheval.
Exactement.
C'est pour vous dire...
On devrait se donner
comme ça des saubriquets,
nous aussi...
Ah, vous pensez qu'on en a pas?
La grosse vache,
c'est qui, la grosse vache,
à votre avis?
Oh!
Non, mais quoi?
Je ne sais pas.
C'est la copine
de la grande fin, là.
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ben non,
on n'a pas de saubriquets
dans l'été.
Ben, vous le savez pas,
non, c'est pas vrai.
Oui, le furor, souvent.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Non, c'est pas vrai.
On travaille chez Virgin.
Ah, ben non,
j'aurais pas dû dire
la société que je suis douée.
Ah, il a su.
Mais on avait un patron
qui pouvait avoir
des petits axés d'autorité,
et donc on l'appelait
Mussolini en son nom.
Ha, ha, ha!
Oui.
Et après,
pour pouvoir lui donner
le saubriquet
en sa présence,
en qui comprennent,
on l'appelait
Brutebot.
Ha, ha, ha!
Brutebot.
Brutebot.
On ne le sait pas toujours
quand on a un surnom.
C'est ça, le problème,
Valoch.
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Bon, moi,
j'en ai eu pas mal.
Ah, oui?
Oui, mes fesses.
Comment vous...
Vous valérez mes fesses.
Ah, ben oui,
valérer mes fesses,
ça, c'était à l'école.
Ah, oui.
Non, mais...
Comment vous aurez
surnommé Valérie?
Mon amour,
ma douce,
ma présence.
Ah, c'est pas un saubriquet, ça.
Oh, ça va?
Ha, ha, ha!
Bah oui,
ma coté,
ma splendeur,
son diamant pur,
plus c'est mon amour
et après, c'est mes fesses.
Ha, ha, ha!
Moi, c'est mon dieu,
on m'appelle souvent mon dieu.
Ha, ha, ha!
Mon dieu!
Mon dieu!
Mon dieu!
Moi, on m'appelait moche,
moche-petit, à l'école.
En tout cas, toutes...
Comment on vous appelait?
On m'appelait moche-petit.
Ah, oui,
au grand,
au grand,
au grand,
au grand,
au grand,
au grand,
au grand,
vous avez été harcelé,
vous aussi...
Ah, oui,
vous voyez,
c'est très lucide.
Ha, ha, ha!
The dancer, the dancer, we call her.
Well, if you were to call the son of the invisible man.
I think it's not bad that Berlioron is called a lot.
We call him Stana in the show.
Lolo, I hate when you call me Lolo.
Ah, Lolo!
I hate that.
But when I was little, parents, because it's the same,
it's expressions that are normal,
they call me Caillot or Bezo.
Ah, that, I heard the same.
Little Caillot, the little Bezo, that was it.
What did you mean?
Because I was the little one.
We were five children.
And as I was the last one, my father was the Caillot or Bezo.
Ah, yeah.
It's good that it disappears, the sticks.
Ah, yeah, yeah, it's true.
I had an uncle who was with me, he called me Lagueuse.
Ah, yes, Lagueuse.
How did he know?
Lagueuse.
A sobriquet, in any case, it comes from the 14th century.
This word, little knife under the chin.
A very nice word.
Sobriquet, then it became sobriquet, raillerie, mockery.
And finally, sobriquet, today,
we only use it in that sense,
the meaning of the word sobriquet.
Estélie, it was their new guest of the day.
The guest of the day, his name is Chilou, he's 22 years old.
Soon, already his second album.
We knew him with a success called Let It Go.
His first album was called Jeunesse.
We're waiting for the second one, he's going to be shot.
In the first part of Claudio Capeo,
in four Zeniths in October.
Next, Lyon III, Poitiers Montbeliar.
Among other things, and his song to mark the summer,
since he takes us to the shore of the sea.
He's going to sing this song live in the big heads,
on the shore of the sea, Chilou.
And yet, how many tears are there to make them go down?
I feel very bad between dreams and torments,
it's hard to pretend.
I have to break what they do to me,
listen to the calls from my heart.
I'm going to go well on the shore of the sea.
Now where is the most beautiful sea?
I'm going to go well on the shore of the sea.
I'm going to go well on the shore.
I'll go well on board the sea
Where the water is the sea
I'll go well on board the sea
Don't worry, I'll love you
I'll go well on board the sea
I'll go well on board the sea
If you like me, you should already find me
So I close my eyes, imagine all that
If you lose me, I'll be much better
If you like me, you should already find me
So I close my eyes, imagine all that
I'll go well on board the sea
Where the water is the sea
I'll go well on board the sea
Where the water is the sea
I'll go well on board the sea
Don't worry, I'll love you
I'll go well on board the sea
I'll go well on board the sea
I'll go well on board the sea
If you like me, you should already find me
So I close my eyes, imagine all that
I'll go well on board the sea
Where the water is the sea
I'll go well on board the sea
Come and sit on the board, Christophe Baudran
Welcome
Welcome, Chilou
We were really surprised by this song
During summer, when we were sometimes stuck in Paris
I would go well on board the sea
You didn't sing at Clodio Capeo
Because they bring you to Lyon, Poitiers and Montbeliard
4 cities where there is no sea
Yes indeed, but it's calm in the beach
Yes, it's very calm
But there are some niches, that's the advantage
You will sing in the first part of Clodio Capeo
I imagine it's great for you
It's great to do the Zeniths like that
Yes, it's wonderful
It's incredible, more than Clodio Capeo
It's someone that I appreciate both humanly and musically
So it's great to share these dates with him
And in the song clip, you will really go to the board of the sea
At Biarritz
And it was a real stop
Autostop that you did
It's real, what we see in the clip
Yes, it's real, completely real
There were 19 or 10 people who stopped to take us in stop
It was a crazy adventure
We met a lot of people
I remember there were firsts, students, retreats
It was incredible
Indeed, the final destination was Biarritz
But there are still a lot of Autostop
Listen, it was the second time that I stopped in my life
And frankly, I was quite shocked by the fact that people stop
Yes, but there was a camera that followed you
There was a camera
So in fact, the trick was to explain
They were curious
And in fact, it was already necessary to stop people
People thought it was only an expression
It's not at all
No, it was necessary to have a big car
Because you were not alone
In fact, we were only two
Basically, there was my cameraman and me
And further away, there was the team because it was a clip
So we had to dress up, etc
And in fact, we had to not only stop people
To tell them, we stop
And then, you see, there was a big camera
So most of the time, it panicked
And suddenly, we had to explain
No, but we shoot a clip, etc
So it was two quite sporty steps
In Chile, it's a lubricant
In Chile, it's a lubricant
Indeed, on the use of the word from earlier
It's a lubricant
And absolutely, it's my relatives who called me like that
When I was younger
You should not be agitated
No, no, no
In addition, that's it, it's hyper paradox
That I was a very agitated child
In addition, that's why it's weird
C-H-I-L-2-O-Chilú
I met Chilú with one of his first songs
We had made a TV together at the time
It was called Let's go
On a bridge in Brazil
I make you feel that it was summer
I would join your head in an asylum
But I'm not ready to stop
Let's go, let's go
Make a place in my heart
Let's go, let's go
I have several goals
And if you make another success with a reprise
It often works with the reprises
Yes, with Vianney
It's someone who has a completely different kind
than you, it's Vianney
You took the song, I was wrong
With his agreement, how did it happen?
In fact, it was for a special occasion
Basically, the label with which I work
Which is called Tau ou Tart
It's Vianney
Exactly, it's the same as Vianney
He was 25 years old and had
for the concept of releasing an album
where each artist from the label
took a title from another artist from the label
I was wrong, we still listen to an extract by Chilú
Chilú is our guest of the day
But you know the principle, young man
In this show, there are other guests
who want to talk to you
I present you Jean-Marie Biga
Hello everyone, hello Chilú
Are you here?
Do you have the same age as my wife?
22 years old
No, but I listened to your album yesterday
during the big commission
No, but I listened to your album yesterday
during the big commission
No, but I listened to your album yesterday
during the big commission
Yes, I always listen to French singers
in the cabinet, like if it's shit
I'm not crazy, you see
At the same time, with artificial intelligence
we can imitate any singer
But I tell you, if you give me a kiss
I can release you a new album
of Jules, quite bluffing, you see
No, but be careful with yourself, Chilú
You're lucky because I loved it
You see, young man
Nice title, nice lyrics, nice voice
It almost makes me regret
Do you want to download the album as well?
Thank you Jean-Marie
We were just talking about
Pékin Express, there's a real
adventurer who comes to see us from time to time
It's Mike Horn
Hello everyone, hello
It's Mike Horn
The man who can play with the corn
suffering in the butt of a pulp
And that with my shitty accent
I would say I'm talking to Auto-Tune
With Auto-Tune
Yeah
I like that van, like the gentleman
Chilú
Have you seen in your clip
where you stop until Bjaritz
to go to the seaside?
You're a great adventurer
Dangerous, because between Paris and Bjaritz
in stop, you have to survive a lot
Dangerous, like Maurice, the driver
of the car he's got 76 years old
he's got a lot of mouth
and especially Maurice
He sees even less the cars
that Pierre Palmaad makes
Thank you
Pierre Palmaad
Pascal Pro, here, Pascal Pro
back on RTL
Hello everyone
Hello my dear Laurent
You're surprised
that I like rap
I love rap
Michel Sardoud, Didier Barbeleviens
Daniel Guichard
West Coast Frérot
Do you know Oral-San?
I imagine you've met him
Chilú, even if I think it's more like Nec-Feu
at the start, your favorite rapper
At the start, it's Nec-Feu
But Oral-San, it's not bad
Yeah Chilú, it's cool
I listened
I listened to your blood
I would go to the seaside
I understand your desire
to be of the 19th rank
Pariplage, it's not cool
By the way, you know that
It's the sea
Yeah, the sea is the go
It's not a goquillage, it's a syringe
The word of the end
Cool
The word of the end will be for Bouba
Ok, I'm hungry
Good or bad
Enchanté, chill 2.0
Two rappers in the big heads
Easy, you've never seen it
It makes me want to shoot a little clip
We're close to Elias de Bié
on the parties of Christophe Bougrand
Easy
On the other hand, I'm disappointed
In your clip, on the sea, there's not a syringe
Not a goquillage, even if you don't smoke a drink
Do some effort for your street cousin
You know, I don't know
I don't know, with a gang of rockers
Roll up a big plankton
I don't know, do something, Easy
No, in fact, it's a pure rapper
Today, it's not a rap
Yes, it's not a rap anymore
He makes songs, he makes variety
He doesn't rap
It will be the second time
We can still applaud Marc-Antoine Lebré
And Chilou, stay with Chilou
In an instant, it's him
Who will be the Valise Hurtel
Hurtiel
The Valise
I don't know if you know the principle of the Valise Hurtel
Did your parents listen to Hurtel?
My parents
Your grandparents, ok
Your great-grandparents
When I talked to my parents, they were very happy
And very surprised, so it's great
We're not going to call your parents
I'm telling you in advance
It's a number of 1 to 20
That you're going to give us
And then we're going to meet an Hurtel auditor
Wait for the record, explain the concept
A number of 1 to 20
You say a number between 1 and 20
Ok, just to start
It's only the beginning
There's a second table
So it's 3
You have the name of Kami
Kami Espi
In the Tarn
She's going to hang up
You ask her if she likes Kami
If she likes her Tarn
And if she listens to Hurtel
If she says yes, you ask her
What is the content of the Valise Hurtel
Would you like to do all this for us?
I'm going to concentrate
Kami of the Tarn
Mr. L'Obré
Who's going to help you
Second table
It's not a good sign
It smells
Hello, you're on the radio
06
We're not going to give the number to the antenna
Another number of 1 to 20, Mr. Chilou
It's going to be number 7
Are your numbers Port-Bonneur
Jacky Ricordel
Mr. Ricordel lives in Brittany
In Ileville
Jacky Ricordel
It's going to sound
Mr. Ricordel
We hope that Jacky will hang up
Yes
Yes, hello
Is it Jacky Ricordel?
Yes, yes, I don't want to, it's Tony
It's Tony, yes
It's the first time it happens to us
Yes, hello
Hello, you're Jacky Ricordel
You live in Ileville
And you listen to RTL, by chance
Yes
I have a question for you
Who lives in the Valise Hurtel?
Only there
It's really the big heads that call you
It wasn't Tony
It's a young singer
named Chilou who asked you all these questions
It's our guest of the day, the big heads
And are you listening to the show right now, Jacky?
No
Jacky, you lost your mellow
What were you doing, Jacky?
He was with Tony
I'm lying on my bed
You're naked
You're kissing
No, no
Jacky
Let Jacky rest
Yes, because I'm at the garden this morning
Who is Tony then?
Your wife, I imagine
She's your wife who hanged up
Yes, Tony
Tony
His lover
A man who takes care of theatre
Ah, very well
Ah, well
She mixed Chilou with Tony
Between two artists
Why not?
Would you like a show, RTL?
Yes, it's great
And for your wife too, maybe
Of course, yes
Tony
Tony, do you want a show?
Yes, but you have to listen to the big heads
Yes, but I only listen to the 16 hours
Ah, yes
It starts at 1.30
Yes, at 1.30
And then, as soon as he's 18
I'm surprised
Yes, I'm surprised
Would you like to say two words to Gérard Juniot?
Yes, go ahead
Two words
Do you like Gérard Juniot?
Absolutely
And François Berlé too?
Less
Yes, I like everybody
You're all nice
Jacky will send you the show, RTL
Yes, it's nice
And maybe an album of Chilou
As you will confuse it with Tony
And I will add
In the Valleys for the next calls
These days, to visit
The Choumon Garden Festival
So, beware
There is not only the festival
We offer the journey on the train
A night at the wood of the rooms
A dinner at the Grand Chôme
And two steps for the festival
Two steps in the wood
And two steps in the wood
And two steps with Tony
Excuse me
Two steps in the wood
Two steps in the wood
For the Choumon Garden
For the Choumon Festival
From Choumon to Loire
Until November 5
It's all inclusive
We offer everything
And it's the new gift
The new gift of the Valleys
The new gift of the Valleys
Yes, absolutely
It will be won by RTL
We will wish Chilou a nice tour
With Claudio Capeo in October
In the Ennites of France
Thank you Mr. Chilou
Thank you Marc-Antoine Lebré
We meet again in a moment with Julien Seulier
In RTL, good evening
Good evening Julien
RTL Morning
The eye of Philippe Cavrivière
Eric Dupont has been
And stayed for your time
Yes, you talked about 250 000 euros
Of damages in the court
At the beginning I was scared
I said shit, he had his watch on him
It's not true, he sold everything
He has nothing, this man has nothing
This man is in the wood
The eye of Philippe Cavrivière
It's every morning at 7.55 on RTL
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