Les Grosses Têtes: L'INTÉGRALE - Émission du mardi 3 octobre 2023

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Hello, happy to see you again.

Bravo!

With for you today, a brostate who triumphs with Sophie Marceau, Parisian food theater, François Berléon.

Bravo!

She's talented.

A brostate who triumphs in a library with her book CRIME & FRIENDS of France, Paul Alcarazzo.

Bravo!

A brostate who triumphs in a 20 years in France with her new spectrum,

and she just had a short break in the grand studio Liane quality!

Hello!

Boo-hoo!

A brostate who triumphs at the presentation of the饒-to,

Oh yeah, everyone gives it it's glory!

And flowers complete when they sing...

Christophe Beau Hotel!

Hello!

a big head that has on the tongue what Bernard Mabille has no more on the head

Isabelle Mergo

a big head put in the exam for Ciber Arcellement on UberHit and Denis Verrou

Bernard Mabille

How many orders do you make per day?

I imagine that now it has to go, I'm not 3-4 times per day

now that we can order what we want to eat at any time

I changed my freezer

I took something bigger for them

I took the courgette model

If you want

Stop, the girls of Bernard are there today

It's not true

Well yes

Your sons

They come out

They come out in the public, I saw them just now

They come out, they walk, they live

They are not old

You are horrible

It's true that they are already retired

They must not be all young, your daughters

Yes they are young

They will never get old

No but like François Berléon, they were not quite late

A comedian can be lost very early

You understand a little

There are three people who have applauded, there are still people who have understood

By the way, the great injustice with women's lives

Why?

Because a guy who can do it

Hugo Frey, 94 years old

He is no longer Hugo Frey

Yes

I agree with Isabelle

45 years of difference

It's crazy, it's like I'm 15 years old

Ah yes, you do it

No but the young man does not want to

Well it depends

No it's not true

Come on, a first quote for Claire Larry

Who lives in Vitry on stage

Who said

I have already tried to pay my taxes with the smile

He prefers a check

François Yaldax

Jean Yann

Jean Yann, good answer

You have to say that he was obsessed with taxes

Good answer, Isabelle Mergo

It was hard

Ah yes, it was hard

For Lucie Pommier who lives in L'Huel in Lyon

Who said to Hollywood

If you do not have a psychiatrist

Everyone thinks you are crazy

It's an American

An American who died 20 years ago

Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks, no

He died 100 years ago

George Burns

Bob Rupp

Good answer

from Paul Alcaraz

A question for Nicolas Vial

who lives in Tonnex in Switzerland

Who said

He has to love someone

To prefer him to his absence

That's crazy

No, not at all

Jean Cocteau

Someone who was born in 1894

Who died in 1977

Jean Roestan

That's how we get rid of him

He's in church

For Philippe Dolherme who lives in Lisbon

Who said

Nothing beautiful can be summed up

That's crazy

No, we can't

Nothing beautiful

And he's missing something

It's a woman

It's a painter

No, it's a poet

It's a writer, a philosopher

Alain

Cocteau

Pascal

Born in 1871

Paul Valéry

You have another quote

Yes, more difficult

Maybe just dates

Yes, just dates

And then you give the quote

Yes, give the dates to see

We can go to something else

But I don't think the dates will give anything

I'm not sure our friend Paul Alcarrat

Knows the one

I'm going to give the quote now

But I can give you these dates

Yes, the dates first

1920-2006

That's good

That doesn't mean anything

Jack Sternberg?

No, no, no

1920-2006

Jacques Lanzmann?

No, no

But we're getting close

Jacques Chirac

Dari Kohl?

Go and ask the question

Who said the tailor is here

But his son is a tailor

And his son is a tailor

Not a tailor, by the way

Because the son of the tailor

He didn't like to be a tailor

So he was a tailor

By the way

No, it's a drama

Dari Kohl

It's not a drama

Dari Kohl

It's a drama

A French drama

Yes

It's a drama

I was writing pieces

No, a novel

Not a novel

We owe him 200 songs

Francis Blanche?

He played it sometimes

It was a friend of George Brassens

Nicolas, Nicolas

No, no, no

With Bobby Lapointe, maybe

Pierre Nicolas?

No, no, no

And he also said

Never had we seen so many people

in these obsesses

We must specify

that he would die for the first time

Pierre Lucchi

Good answer

from Bernard Mabille

Oh, I'm so happy

It's forbidden by the law, Mr Mabille

Bernard Mabille is so proud

to have found the name of Pierre Lucchi

Absolutely

Who was Pierre Lucchi

for the youngest in our schools?

A singer, Amid Brassens

who was the best

He doesn't know who he is

Yes, yes

I saw it on stage

He wrote a lot of songs

for Patachou

Ah, Patachou

For Isabel Obré

For Mimuche

I don't know who Mimuche is

For Mimuche

For Amid Brassens

You know Mimuche

No, not particularly

That was

There are a lot of questions at the moment for the fast skutigers, but what are the fast skutigers?

Do they eat themselves?

No, they don't eat themselves.

I don't know.

They are transport bikes.

No.

Is it linked to the bedspreads?

Yes, so...

So, you're talking about the bedspreads and the bedspreads stuck in it?

No.

Is it a kind of bedspread?

No, it's not a kind of bedspread.

Is it a predator of the bedspread?

It's the most famous predator of the bedspread!

Good answer!

So, what is it?

It's another bedspread.

It's another bedspread of the bedspread.

It's a bedspread that sticks even more than the bedspread.

What is it?

The fast skutigers, or if you prefer,

skutigers stuck in it.

Oh, you had to say that.

It's a bedspread.

It's spread all over the world.

It's a kind of milipede, you see?

So, you choose where you have the bedspreads,

where you have the milipedes?

Yes.

And if you take those milipedes, you won't have any bedspreads.

But you'll have milipedes.

So, what do you have as a predator of the milipede?

The bedspreads that can suck you up for 20 minutes.

Oh, that's great!

Sorry, but me too.

That's why I know.

Me too, I can do it.

That's why we don't talk about it.

And I don't do that in bedspreads.

Yes, but what can it absorb for a year and a half?

No, it seems that when they grow up once,

they need you badly.

Oh, yes.

And they get up regularly.

But you tell me,

yes, what does she mean by that?

But no, it's serious.

They get up,

and they grow up once,

after they don't need you badly anymore.

They get up regularly,

thousands of eggs,

all the time, without needing you badly.

Thousands of eggs?

Yes, yes.

So, you've understood.

That is to say that...

She dies in less than 42 years.

So, they don't need men,

that's what you mean?

When I say no,

but I'm going to shut her up forever.

So, Isabel, you're not in a good mood this morning.

What's going on?

She's going to say something.

No, but what's going on?

Really, did you know

that the chicks get up once,

and after they don't need you badly anymore?

After they don't need you badly anymore,

and they get up regularly,

did you know that?

No.

So, a bunch of bastards, so...

But you see,

you're still a little nervous.

No, but wait,

I'll give you a hand.

No, but it's okay.

Why are you so bad today?

Because I said something,

that no one knows,

and you got me badly.

No, she arrived badly.

You arrived badly.

I know you.

When you arrived like that,

no shampoo,

no toilet,

with the hair.

But what's raining outside?

Yes, and then...

Is that what makes my life worse?

No, but that's what...

You can't be un-disposed anymore

at your age.

You're a mess, Bernard.

I know how to talk.

And we both...

Why am I laughing?

Relax, Isabel.

Fight.

What could please you?

I'm not ready to make you happy.

Now, go ahead.

I'm going to give her a massage.

No.

She says,

Don't touch me!

I was very disappointed.

Besides, she has a very nice personality,

Paul,

you don't find it funny?

Yes, of course.

She's a little bit shy.

I see you, Paul,

look,

the mergo is dead.

No, not at all.

It's not funny.

Isabel,

it would be a nice cougar.

No, no, no.

First, she doesn't like me,

and then here you are.

That's the base,

that's right.

Stop being shy.

She's crazy.

This thing is hot,

after I'm cold,

after I...

So here I am.

But I do what I want with my body.

No, but that's...

Well, she's crazy.

She's pretty,

she's still naked.

Yes, yes, yes.

Go, go, go, go.

No, take it off again.

When I walk on the street,

we whistle,

and then we double,

and then...

Oh, sorry.

That's it.

Back, it's okay.

People still love you

more than before.

Absolutely.

And I had a lot of luck with the mask,

because I had glasses,

the mask,

and then I was doing drag.

But now...

It's going to come back to Covid.

Yes, yes.

Ah.

And we wonder why

it's a bad time.

So, once again,

you hold my pillow.

What did I say?

Ah, you were my chou chou.

My favorite,

say my favorite.

Yes, my favorite,

you were my favorite.

And how did you

launch a skud there?

A big skud?

What did he say?

Oh, well,

you know,

I have to repeat it.

Well, we forgot.

And then,

the reading glasses, right?

A political question

for Michel Lyocca,

who lives in the Pertre,

Gérard Larcher,

you know,

the president of the Senate.

Yes, yes.

The Rolling Stone.

Yes,

he was already...

Yes,

he was already elected.

He was elected,

and my question

is going to be very simple,

because it's his fifth mandate,

as president of the Senate,

Gérard Larcher,

and indeed,

he's been there

since 2014.

But

who was his predecessor?

It was a woman.

To the president of the Senate?

No,

there has never been a woman

to the president of the Senate.

To the MPR?

No,

to the MPR.

No,

it wasn't

the ex-Marie Michel Lyot-Marie.

No.

So,

frankly,

I think I can

prepare a check

of 300 euros,

because this morning

I looked a little bit

who was

all the presidents

of the Senate

under the Fifth Republic.

The first,

you know him,

by the way,

a president

of the Senate

who was black,

Gaston Monerville,

then there was

Alain Poirot,

then there was

René Monorit,

then there was

Christian Ponce,

then there was

Gérard Larcher,

because Gérard Larcher,

in fact...

He was there before.

He was there before,

and then there was

someone between

Gérard Larcher

and Gérard Larcher.

Who died,

who died.

No,

not someone who died.

Wait,

was he the first minister?

He wasn't the first minister.

Has he already been

minister, this gentleman?

No, no, senator,

but not minister.

And he only stayed

a year, senator?

No,

he stayed senator

for two years,

eleven months

and twenty-nine days.

The Republicans?

It's by the way

the only president

of the Senate

on the left.

All the presidents

of the Senate

were always on the right.

The only president

of the Senate on the left

was just before

Mr. Larcher,

and I ask you

his name.

Was he radical on the left?

In which year?

He wasn't a socialist.

So he was president

of the Senate

between 2011 and 2014?

It wasn't Emmanueline.

No.

Could you give us

the first name?

Jean-Pierre.

Jean-Pierre Madeir.

No, no, no.

No, it's not that.

Jean-Pierre.

After,

he did diplomatic missions

in Latin America

when he left

the president

of the Senate.

Jean-Pierre Guevara.

He has a name

originally a little...

Jean-Pierre Castro?

Jean-Pierre Fuentes.

No.

And he's dead when?

He's alive.

Oh shit.

It's stupid.

And why isn't he dead?

It's a shame

he couldn't have helped us

with Paul.

He was born

in a community-resistant family.

Oh, he was a communist.

His father,

no, he was a socialist.

His father was...

He was federated.

His father was

commercial staff,

his mother worked

in telegraph and telephone posts.

At the time,

we used to say

PTT.

He studied

Toulouse.

He married

the daughter of

the president

of the General Council

of La Rige.

As by chance.

And then

he divorced

his husband,

second-nose,

Irina Plagodinez,

Cuban mannequin.

Oh.

Gagne a chèque RTL, des mains solaires.

Oui, il y a une dame au fond qui a levé la main tout de suite.

Il y en a deux.

Je vais voir la dame au fond qui a levé la main en première.

Bonjour, alors donnez-moi votre prénom s'il vous plaît.

Laurence.

Bonjour Laurence, vous venez d'où ?

De Neuilly.

L'Orange de Neuilly.

Alors, 100 euros.

Elle a pas besoin de 300 euros.

Oui, il n'y a pas besoin de 300 euros.

Ça suffit largement.

Alors, dites-moi quel est le nom de ce président du Sénat.

Jean-Pierre Bell.

Bravo.

Bravo madame.

RTL.

Les grosses têtes répondent aux auditeurs.

On commence par Marine, qui nous écoute tous les jours en podcast.

Bonjour Marine.

Oui, bonjour Marine.

Oui, bonjour.

Dans le public.

Dans le public, vous salut.

Votre chouchou.

Là, votre chouchou, il est là aujourd'hui.

C'est François Berlion.

Eh ben oui, c'est mon petit chouchou.

Vous aimez les personnes âgées ?

Je suis.

Vous êtes gérante au fil, Marine.

Ah c'est gentil.

Non, vous rêvez, vous rêvez d'aller voir la nouvelle pièce de François Berlion.

Ah, elle veut juste une place grâteau, ça.

Avec Sophie Marceau.

Non, c'est...

Non, non, non.

Vous avez retéléphé de rien que ça, c'est un beau cadeau.

Vous avez déjà aller voir Monsieur Berlion sur scène ou pas ?

Eh ben non, j'en casse, non, j'en casse, eh ben allez.

C'est pour vous dire à quel point, les fans ?

Y a de l'E.

Vous êtes dans votre toilette ?

Vous êtes au...

Ah non, je suis dans mon bureau.

Dans votre bureau.

Je suis chargé de tir en tête dans une agence d'intérim.

Ah oui.

Ça va pas être facile de trouver de place,

parce que je crois que c'est blindé, blindé, blindé

au bouffe parisien.

Eh ben oui, c'est ça le problème.

Je vais essayer, madame, mais je suis pas celui-là.

Je vais essayer.

On ne peut pas vous promettre.

On va demander à Monsieur Richard Cayat,

qui est le producteur et directeur du théâtre.

Je suis une fan inconditionnelle de Sophie Marceau,

donc au moins.

Oui, mais lui aussi.

Ah, voilà.

Elle a vous, elle a vous.

Donc en fait, c'est pas Berlion,

où vous allez voir, c'est...

Mais non, elle a fini par avouer.

Elle a fini par avouer.

J'ai 2004 dans les choristes.

Ah, oui.

Ah ben oui.

On vous embrasse.

En tout cas, Marine, c'est gentil.

Raphael, maintenant, est au téléphone.

Bonjour Raphael.

Bonjour Laurent,

vous ont les grosses têtes.

Bonjour Lutubique.

Bonjour Raphael.

Raphael, à noter que l'autre jour,

j'ai utilisé moi-même une expression

qui n'était pas très jeune.

J'ai dit à Monsieur Az,

tu as le bonjour d'Alfred.

Je reconnais que c'est pas très moderne,

comme expression.

Non.

Oui.

On se voit bien.

J'ai fait une recherche sur Internet,

et ça vient d'une bande dessinée

des années rares zigue et puce.

Je me rappelle d'une question

que vous avez posée, je pense,

qui allait être la première BD

à utiliser des phylactères, des bulles.

Oui.

Et c'était zigue et puce.

Oui.

Je crois que les camarades des grosses têtes

avaient perdu 300 euros

sur cette affaire,

enfin, c'est pas eux qui perdent,

c'est la station,

dans ces cas-là.

Mais effectivement,

à cause de tal bonjour d'Alfred,

je crois qu'on avait perdu 300 euros.

Oui.

Il y a eu plusieurs questions

sur zigue et puce, Raphael.

Autre chose,

ajouter mon bon Raphael.

Ben écoute,

je vous écoute tous les autres,

donc,

je vous l'adore.

Oh, bonsoir,

j'en suis, Raphael.

Vous voulez rien,

pas une montre,

pas un...

Je sais quand même.

Il veut une BD,

Sophie Marceau,

une BD zigue et puce.

Il veut une BD...

Non, il veut rien.

Il est content de nous avoir eu au téléphone.

Ça va nous coûter moins cher,

c'est très bien.

Alors, vous avez le bonjour

des grosses têtes, Raphael.

Alors, Vero,

maintenant,

est au téléphone.

Bonjour, Vero.

Salut, Vero 1.

Vero de la content.

Bonjour, Vero.

Vous voulez dire quelque chose

à Isabel Mergo,

c'est ça?

Oui.

Alors, en fait,

j'adore toutes vos grosses têtes,

mais la chouchoute,

la vraie vraie chouchoute,

c'est Isabel.

Ah...

Alors, attendez.

Alors, là,

je suis contente

parce que je t'en prends plein la figure

depuis le début de l'émission.

Ça me réchauffe le coeur.

Merci, Veronique.

Ouais, non, mais c'est vrai

que depuis ce matin,

c'est à votre fête, effectivement.

Depuis t'as vu l'expression.

J'ai l'impression

que ça l'a fait marrer.

Vous l'avez vu arriver

à la fête qu'elle fait.

Alors, pourquoi vous êtes

fan d'Isabel?

J'adore.

J'avais toujours hôtel

des variétés.

Sauf quand vous êtes absente,

ça est arrivé

une fois malheureusement.

Ah oui.

J'espère que vous allez avoir

une nouvelle pièce

prochainement.

Oui, en février

au terre des nouveautés.

Il y avait Liane Folie,

à sa place,

peut-être le soir,

vous y êtes allée.

Non, non.

Sarmonte, non, non,

Sarmonte, Liane Folie.

C'est quoi ta pièce en février?

Eh bien, c'est une pièce

en février,

mais comme personne s'intéresse

à moi,

bah je te dirai si.

Et voilà,

on donne une question

de la compagnie.

Déjà vous,

au terre des nouveautés,

c'est une surprise.

C'est quoi le nom

de ta pièce?

Oh la tête.

La déconfigure.

Merde.

Est-ce que c'est une pièce

merveille?

C'est une pièce drôle

ou c'est un mec

qui est sur scène

toute seule?

Je suis pas là

pour faire ma promotion.

Allez.

Allez, on va passer

à Pierre.

Bonjour Pierre.

Oui.

D'une émission la semaine

dernière.

Bonjour Pierre.

Je sais pas si c'est moi,

c'est quelqu'un

des grosses têtes

qui a dit que le champagne

n'était pas un vin.

Vous dites si

le champagne est un vin

et vous résumez

d'ailleurs ça

très très bien

dans le mail

que vous m'avez envoyé.

Vous dites

tous les vins

ne sont pas du champagne

mais tous les champagne

sont des vins,

sont plus champagne.

Voilà, voilà.

Vous avez tout dit.

Eh ben, voilà Pierre.

Je me fâche toujours

un peu quand on fait

cette distraction

entre champagne et vin.

Mais vous avez raison.

En tant qu'anciens viticulteurs

car vous êtes un ancien viticulteur.

Oui, oui.

Al-Jassian

mais je pense

que c'est un coup

des champenois.

Si vous demandez

à un viticulteur

champenois

de déguster son vin

il vous regarde de haut

et il vous dit

moi je fais pas de vin

monsieur je fais du champagne.

Donc, ils ont bien

joué leur coup, les gars.

Ah oui.

Mais qu'ils nous lâchent

la grappe maintenant, alors.

Ben carrément.

Oui, oui, oui.

Vous avez des combats, monsieur.

Pierre.

Bah, écoutez,

on a les combats

de ses compétences, quoi.

Pierre.

Pierre, on apprécie

ce coup de gueule.

Je vais vous donner

le téléphone de Pascal Pro.

Allez, c'est à des punettes.

Et on te lance

très fort.

Les grosses têtes

avec Laurent Ruquier

c'est tous les jours

de 15h30

à 18h

sur RTL.

Toujours avec Isabel Mergo.

Yann Folie.

François Berlian.

Bernard Mabdi.

Christophe Beaugrand.

Et Paulette Carras.

Une question

pour Thérèse Vidéen

qui habite Montgermont

c'est dans Lille et Villaine.

C'est l'année Eiffel

cette année

puisque

en décembre prochain

le 27 décembre

nous célébrerons

le 100e anniversaire.

L'année ercère de la mort

pouvez-vous me citer

une autre construction ?

Le Viaduc de Garabhi.

Le viaduc de Garabhi.

Le Viaduc de Garabhi.

Bon, on a une réponse.

Il faut voir le pont à Porto

aussi le pont de Porto,

qui est extraordinaire.

Le pont de Porto,

j'y suis allé

à Porto, effectivement,

le pont est...

Et l'ausature

de la Statue de la Liberté.

Exactement.

La Statue de la Liberté

c'est un peu lui aussi.

Il est fort ce tatave,

en tout cas.

What's your name?

Gustav.

Gustav, it's Tatav.

I had a name called Gustav, so we called it Tatav.

It's terrible.

It's called FFL.

It's true?

It's called Gustav.

It's possible.

I have a sports question to leave the world of Mr. FFL, and for Charles Tendron, who

is used to playing on Erdre, it's in the Atlantic law.

The question is all stupid, there is a Mr. Popovic, Greg Popovic, who we talk about

a lot in the press today.

It's one of the best in the genre.

The best coach.

Yes, where is that?

Yes.

The best basketball coach at St-Antonio, Spurs de St-Antonio.

Good answer from François Berléand.

Bravo.

And it's Greg Popovic who will have to train the young Frenchman.

The prodigy number one, indeed, Victor Wemba-Nyama.

Victor Wemba-Nyama who is 2.22 meters still.

He didn't pay much to grow up.

He is taller than the basket.

It's almost cheating, I think.

I find it.

So I had a debate.

I think I don't know him, but it's still a debate.

And he said to himself that we are taller than the basket.

It's still cheating.

It's true.

Yes, no.

He's taller, he didn't want to make a boom.

The basket is 3.5 meters still.

Yes.

So you have to jump a little.

You have to jump a little.

Maybe a little bit.

Yes.

It's not won but it's easier.

Anyway, it's easier.

It's easier.

Yes, but he scored 3 points.

It's still pretty rare.

It's pretty rare.

From afar too.

Yes, yes.

So it's pretty good.

The little Wemby can't get through the ball.

It goes well and it's the basket.

And just how do we call a new player?

A rookie?

Not an answer!

A question for Léa Dumas now who lives in Saudeville, Léroix.

A question that concerns Catherine Donov, who answers Etienne Sorin in the Figaro today.

It's the title of the article, it's quite interesting because she plays Bernadette Chirac in the movie that comes out tomorrow

and there she says, I wouldn't like at all that we... what?

We think I'm on the right.

We'll make a movie about me.

Exactly, I wouldn't like at all that we tell my life in the cinema.

Good answer from François Berléan.

It's funny what she says.

Yes, it's funny because she plays the role of Bernadette Chirac.

In fact, she would hate that an actress plays the role of Catherine Donov in a biopic

which we would take to play Catherine Donov.

Alice Taglioni.

Alice Taglioni is the one who smells like that.

Yes, Elodie Frege.

Elodie Frege is young, she has already played Catherine Donov young in the film Potiche.

Yes, Isabelle Merlin.

Oh, that's Catherine Donov.

She can play everything, Isabelle.

Oh yeah, if only she could play the bi-it

so frankly.

Oh, that's why this mous escola.

I would have waited.

But how earlier didn't you do that?

That's right.

Oh let's push it!

But we were able to respect each other.

Why did you jump on me like that?

In this movie that comes out tomorrow, I don't know if you've already seen it, I've already had the chance to see it.

It looks funny.

It's very successful, very fun.

And there is an amazing scene, obviously incredible.

A scene that reminds us of the famous night where Lady Diana had her car accident in Paris.

For what reason do we see this scene in the movie?

Well, because Jacques Chirac wasn't at his home this night.

And she says he was with an Italian actress.

Exactly.

But that's what happened in real life, apparently.

And we see that in the movie.

We even hear the voice of the Italian actress,

Bernadette Chirac, obviously, is terribly sad,

because she sees everyone agitated to try to find the president of the public.

We are in the middle of the night, it's not where she is married.

And she is indeed part of a great Italian actress whose initials are CC.

CC.

So we won't say anything.

But it's funny because they have...

But think it's true, this story.

Yes, it's true.

Mr. Bernadette.

I don't know, I don't know, I was there, I don't know.

We were making the bridge.

Would she have imagined one day Bernadette Chirac being played in the cinema by Catherine Donner?

No, I don't think so.

No, but I don't think so.

But on the other hand, it's rather...

Flattener, Flattener.

Flattener, yes, Flattener.

She would have been played by Catherine Donner.

But did she see the movie?

So no, we say she didn't see it.

Claude Chirac saw it, his daughter...

Ah, Claude Chirac, yes, yes.

No, but then...

No, it's not an Italian actress, Claude Chirac.

Ah, yes, that's right.

Chirac is played by Sarah Giraudot in the movie.

Very, very well.

She too.

And it's true that what's terrible about the movie is that the first presidential candidate

of Mr. Chirac, Bernadette, has a rather effaced role

with the daughter of Jacques Chirac, Claude Chirac,

who is kind of a first lady,

while Bernadette was the first lady.

But there's a kind of jealousy between the mother and the daughter.

It's kind of what the movie tells tomorrow,

but in any case, it's a good collective response.

Speaking of Catherine Donner and the night where Lady Diana

had this accident in Paris.

RTL, six big heads, five fake news.

Ah, Boie Colombe is Guillaume who will play with the big heads,

trying to find the real info.

Hello Guillaume.

Hello, hello everyone.

I'm Boie Colombe.

Precisely, what do you think?

I advise companies on sustainable development policies.

Oh la la.

Ah, you're Colombe.

That's important.

Well, perfect.

A Colombe who will perhaps leave

during a three-day weekend

at the Hotel Quatre-Étoiles-Freigate-Provence de Bandol.

Ah, it's not bad, Bandol.

At the heart of the vineyards and the golf course

that overflows the Mediterranean,

the Hotel Freigate-Provence is a place

where a peaceful atmosphere or these days

takes all the colors of the province

to nourish the heart, the body and the mind.

Live a enriching and vivifying experience

in one of the most beautiful hotels

of Sincere-sur-Mer and Bandol.

It touches you, Bandol and Sincere-sur-Mer.

It touches you, it touches you.

There you go.

In Bandol, it touches you.

90 hectares of preserved nature,

a panorama to resource you,

a golf course of 27 holes,

three tennis grounds,

two swimming grounds,

five swimming pools

and a fitness space.

Guillaume is doing sports, Guillaume.

He can do sports there, Bandol.

At the Hotel Freigate-Provence,

a condition to find the good news

among the fake news that you're going to hear.

So, it starts right away by Bernard Mabille.

Gérard Depardieu, the actor written in the Figaro.

How do you want me to rape someone?

It's been more than ten years that I don't see Mabille anymore.

Isabelle Mergo.

The Bernadette movie comes out tomorrow in the room.

It's the story of Bernadette Soubiroux

who walked into the cave

and her husband who invented

motorbikes in the capital.

Christophe Bogrand.

Enigme scientifique.

Not a single trace of the line

was discovered on the island of Lampedusa

despite the active research of all the teams of CNews.

Palais Carattes.

The Parisian newspaper

addresses one of the assaults in the buses.

An investigation in which

we find the poignant testimony

of Cécile de Minibus

who is no longer coming out of her house.

François Berléand.

The Bouba rapper was examined

for cyber harassment on Magali Berda.

The boutiques du Tiffry of the Orly airport

ask Magali Berda not to take a plane

for a short dozen years.

And there is a madness to finish.

France has just launched a campaign

of unedited vaccinations of canards

against the flu in Vier

whereas during this time,

a dramatic version of the canard dance

is playing on social networks

interpreted by a boy who is called Léman.

So who says the truth?

Bernard Mady lives by God.

I don't think so.

And here it was a testimony of someone

who knows what he's talking about.

It's true.

So who uses Elmergo and Bernadette?

I think it's about another Bernadette.

Yes, it's Bernadette Chirac

and not Soubirou of course.

François Berléan and Bouba

I don't think so either.

Ok, so you stay.

Yann Bougrand

Well, why not?

We didn't think about it.

You eliminate Bougrand, you mean?

It was, otherwise the Punettes de Lille

Yes, the Punettes de Lille and Seigneuse.

They didn't go all the way there.

And in France, I eliminate Paulel Carrat

and the Parisian to keep the vaccination.

And you keep it.

And the dance of the canards that cartons on the Internet.

Yes, it's Eliane Folli who was right.

We have this song by the way.

It's the dance of the canards

who are coming out of the march

They're going crazy

and they're going crazy

It's funny, isn't it?

It's not bad at all.

They sing well.

It's not bad.

Yes, it's amazing.

Everyone can take the dance of the canards again.

Isn't it, Yann?

If I asked Veronica Sanson to take the dance of the canards again,

what would it be?

It's the dance of the canards

who are coming out of the march

I'm going crazy

It's this bad guy

who's going crazy

Jane Birkin

Hommage to Jane

If Jane Birkin had sung the dance of the canards

before leaving us

and if the dance of the canards

were coming out of the march

it would have been cool.

It's not bad at all.

I don't know.

We can ask Aline Renault

who has a garden in her name.

Oh my God,

but of course my dear Laurent

So you know it's in the chorus

in the couplet there

We have fun like crazy

Now the knees are crying

I can't anymore.

And maybe we can ask

if you asked Isabel Mergo

to sing the dance of the canards

Yes, but I love it.

It smells good.

I love the dance of the canards

There's a lot of the march

It's this bad guy

who's going crazy

Yes, it's you Isabel

Yes

I'm going like this

Yes, it's me

Yes

It's over

Look at me

I'm going crazy

But you know, there's nothing better

All the dancers on stage, I'm Timit

and you are a crazy success

People love you

People love you when it's Eliane

Are you the hero of Guillaume?

Yes

You're going to Bandol

or Saint-Syr-sur-Mer

It's one of the most beautiful hotels in France

You're waiting for the Frégate-Provence

It's for you

Great, thank you

Another question

Politics

Politics is sex

For Caroline de Merck

I know

Who lives in Lune-Plage

It's in the north, Lune-Plage

And the question concerns someone

who in a book

just wrote

I proved the need to beat crazy

Oh, it's Alain Juppé

Alain Juppé

Yes

The answer

We can imagine it

To beat crazy

But is there still this word

to say to my daughter

Stop beating crazy

Look at me

He's 80

He would have always been charming

Alain Juppé

Yes, but in fact

we weren't expecting that

from him

He tells a lot of things

With an Italian actress

He tells a lot of personal things

How could we imagine that one day

Alain Juppé

The rigor, the austerity

Who is right in his boots

Not only in his boots

He's right

You have to keep his boots

I've always been sensitive

to the beauty of women

Politics multiplies temptations

That's what he writes in his book

His memoirs

That he just published

It's rare when he slashes

like that

Alain Juppé

I've had adventures

most of the day

Even the evening

I like women

I like feminine beauty

I perfectly agree

I've had great love in my life

And it's true that I've had

the desire to beat crazy

That's why at 40

I've proved this need

I live a very very happy life

when I beat crazy

He tells that he got married young

He took advantage of it

And then he met

One journalist

The woman of his life

A journalist

Where he had a blow

Isabelle

She's got a microphone

And him too

And between the two

Between his previous wife

And Isabelle

He beat crazy

But it makes me happy

To know that Alain Juppé

Beat crazy

Oh, it surprises you

It doesn't surprise me

We would have said

I don't know

No, we're not going to say no

But we know very well

that politicians

are generally a bit hot

Not Juppé

He was beautiful

It's not like he said

I do regimes

You don't expect it

A question for Laurent Goulet

Who lives far away

in the Mané Loire

What do we find on the Thain

On the Thain

It's in the newspaper

On the Thain

What does it say?

T-Y-N-E

Is it a river?

It's a river

A river

What are we looking for?

A big city

Newcastle

Good, the answer

From Mr. Paul Alcarrat

And yes, since Paris Saint-Germain

will face Newcastle tomorrow

Know that this city is on the Thain

But we say Newcastle on the Thain

A north river

From the Angleterre

Which is 100 km long

And which is thrown into the sea

From the north

And it's true that if we want to say

The name of the city

In its entirety

We can actually call it

Newcastle on the on the Thain

It's like a street phone

On the on the

Yes, it's like a Christmas tree

That's it

Since we're talking about Newcastle

In Paris today

And obviously there's the former player

Of Paris Saint-Germain

David Ginola

Ginola, yes, I've seen him

An ex-brother to you too, an animator

Yes, it didn't last long

Yes, but still

He tried to be an animator

David Ginola

Now he's a consultant

It's not an honor to everyone

A sports consultant

It doesn't matter either

And no, you would have been

Better on the field

Than him in front of the cameras

He was as a presenter

Yes, that's for sure

In any case, when he came

To Newcastle

It was a choice he made

Because the coach

Of Newcastle was one of the great players

Of English football

He became a coach

Who was he?

Bobbi Chardonnay

Eric Cantona

Eric Cantona, no

Kevin Keegan

Excellent response

From Paul Elkarat

I've never expected this

I know him

He had twice the Ballon d'Or

In the 80s

Exactly

Twice the Ballon d'Or

He was a great English player

Kevin Keegan

I wouldn't shoot

In a Ballon d'Or

It hurts

It's not good

It's heavy

In any case, it's because

It's Kevin Keegan

Who trained in Newcastle

It was a good reason

For David Ginola

To go play there

He had other proposals at the time

But being trained

By a great player

Like Kevin Keegan

It was obviously

An additional asset

For this club

Who will face today

But it's no longer Keegan

The coach

Who will face tomorrow

Tomorrow, by the way

Tonight it's slow

Tomorrow it's PSG

In the Champions League

For Pascal Stark

Who lives 11

In the rich law

A question

Theater, Mr. Berléan

What for?

Thank you

Thank you for me

No, but you can also find

You can also find

In which famous room

Can you hear this replica

I made his knowledge

In a bus name

His first word

Was a kick

That's nice

Is it the 20th century

Or the 19th

We are in the 19th century

Is it Felicia Marceau?

No, no, no

The Biche?

The Biche, yes

The trip of Mr. Périchon?

A piece of the Biche

Who is playing at the moment

Yes, who is playing

And it's on the stage

The hat of Pai d'Italie

A hat of Pai d'Italie

Even

Good answer, Bernard Mabille

It's our friend Vincent Dodienne

Who plays the main character

Of a hat of Pai d'Italie

You know the name

Of the main character

Mr. Berléan

Yes

It's the initials

Fadinar

Who has to marry a young girl

Who loses his hat

Yes, he runs after

His hat of Pai d'Italie

In the whole room

And at some point

There is a scene where

He just asked

The hand of the girl

As we used to do at the time

Of course

I just asked you

The hand of your girl

And who are you?

I have 22 francs of rent

So get out

Every day

So try

That's funny

It's funny

Yes, it's funny

There is another one

That's funny

She is in red

In pink

Yes, because it's her husband

The scene is of a French woman

And it's a very big show

Exactly

At the Saint-Martin gate

At least it was a good answer

Of Mr. Mabille

The hat of Pai d'Italie

A question for Valentin Péguet

Who lives in Vierzon

In the chair

Who pronounced this last sentence

He killed me

Henry III

During his murder

Exactly

Why are you laughing?

No, because the guy is on the

He is waiting at the Saint-Clou castle

That a monk comes to visit him

And at the moment

Yes, I think he's on the throne

That is to say in the toilet

He gets held up

He falls, injured, dead

And he says

He killed me

Well, yes, it's a good answer

Of Paul and Karak

I can see it for my birthday

Paul

And what's his name?

The evil monk

Jacques Clément

Well, you have to say

That it's in his book

To Paul and Karak

Yes, he wanted to test it

If he wrote it himself

Thank you

He has at least read it

It's called

Crimes and Mysteries

Of France

And dear Percolines

It's the new book

Of our Polo

How many books do you have?

He explores you

Dear Percolines

Four books

Four

A question now

For François Stavo

Who lives in Strasbourg

A question about an expo

An expo that hasn't started

It will be for next year

April 2024

But first

The strength of the red Mustang

Is ready

It will be the entry of the exhibition

James Dean

Starsky Hodge

Is it an exhibition on a film?

A film

Is it a series?

No, please

Yes, baby

It's...

Louis Dunez

How do I put this in?

Explain

Well, I don't know

At some point

He's in a red car

Yes

It's the car of Claude Janssac

Claude Janssac

It's the car of Claude Janssac

The car of de Capotab

The one that's going to become

The woman of the gender

I remember

The woman of the gender

Good answer from Christophe Boganc

It's going to be an exhibition

I remember

Of the gender

An exhibition which will mark

The anniversary

Of the first film

Of the series

In 10 years of We The Funest, Patrice Lafond, who played in the first film, was interviewed about this exhibition.

He said, if I was invited, I would come. Well, it proves, by the way, that we have not already invited.

He passes a message there. He passes a message slightly.

No, but let's start with the journalists. I have to find a survivor of the film.

There is no time for that.

The key, yes.

So, as Patrice Lafond was a young actor at the time, who went to interview him and asked him if he would be the inauguration of the exhibition,

he answered, well, if I was invited, I would come.

He also says that he has a good memory of the shooting, because it was not bad,

but that of Funest, he was not happy at all that the young people of the film, precisely,

were not serious during the shooting.

There, he didn't say hello to us.

Well, of course, he didn't care about the young people who were there.

It was no longer a very big role, Patrice Lafond.

He was almost a figure.

Yes, in this film.

He was sitting on the car, that's all.

He had more than a role as a figure, Patrice Lafond, sorry to tell you,

because at the end of the film, with Geneviève Grade, who plays the girl, Nicole Cruchot.

That's right, the girl of Cruchot.

The girl of Cruchot.

Yes, at the end of the first episode, they are married, they have twins in their arms.

They don't remember anymore.

Yes, so he was sure, having twins with the daughter of Funest,

to be in the following, in the New York gendarme.

And so he explains in the interview that he just gave,

he says, well, I had to die between Sintrop and New York because I wasn't in the two.

I don't remember that.

I have the photo of Patrice Lafond with Geneviève Grade and the twins, Bernard.

Yes, yes, yes.

He had a lot of hair, so to speak.

Oh, it was in color.

The museum, where is the museum?

In Sintrop, it will be.

Yes, it's weird.

I don't know who it might be interested in,

the young generation surely not.

The old one.

But the kids, they love it.

You show them Funest, they are funny.

To me, at the Atelier des Lumières, I took my daughters to see the exhibition on Tintin.

And there were a lot of children and everything.

And in fact, it's our generation that was interested in it.

Yes, it's very old.

But Maya, she went over it, she was on her phone.

And all the words were looking at me.

And yet, the Atelier des Lumières, it's beautiful as a place.

You have your children at the museum, it's nice.

Yes, at the Tintin Museum.

Why don't you take it?

No, not at the Tintin Museum, at the Atelier des Lumières.

Tintin.

Yes, yes.

Tintin.

So there is also the Van Gogh exhibition.

No, no, you don't know the Atelier des Lumières.

It's great.

For example, there is a Van Gogh exhibition.

You are surrounded by paintings.

It's magic.

Well, I wanted to make it fun, manifestly.

And all the words were boring.

That's all I was going to say.

So I brought my children to the museum.

Tokyo Museum, which was, let's see,

an exhibition of Sarah Seineau on the Toiles d'Arrégnie.

It was magnificent and all.

It was Spiderman.

We are not interested in it.

Yes, yes.

The Toiles d'Arrégnie.

And it's there that...

They need to be in your sleep.

Yes.

Well, listen.

For Noemi Bié, who lives in Saint-Hilaire, in Aurilliers.

Ah, well, here we come back, Gérald Larcher.

You live in Aurilliers?

Yes.

Well, it's in Vendée.

I was there.

Well, very well.

That interests us.

France is captivated by what you are saying.

Exactly.

Vendée, they know that I went camping this summer.

You're making campings now.

No, I did it once.

It was the first time.

They sell their books in the camps.

And I also speak in the library.

And I answer the question.

But what do you sign on the PQ wheel that is in the toilets?

No, it's in the book of games, no.

But Mr. Rukier, are you deaf or what?

Yes.

What do you do on your phone, my mother-in-law?

I can know.

It prevents me from getting out of my knees.

No, because there, frankly...

Well, I'm listening to you.

Excuse me, but I have an emergency.

Ah, yes.

What can you have as a kind of emergency?

Virgule-vous-pouin.

No, but it doesn't concern you.

A lover.

Ah, no, no.

It's work.

Ah.

And I tell you, I have a big head.

I remind you that when I'm done with it, it's stupid.

That's it.

It's for the shooting of Bernadette II.

My question concerns Gérard Larcher,

but it will be after the pub.

And the book of the day.

The book of the day is called The Nostalgia of Life.

It's Patrick Sébastien that we will have on the phone in a moment.

Patrick will answer our questions.

But first, a question, obviously.

Who concerns his book?

Would you answer?

He evokes, in my opinion,

his famous big success.

A huge success, Sébastien.

It's crazy.

You know, the artists got angry

and accepted to play other roles,

other characters.

And there, for example, it was characters

who had accepted to play the famous song of the unknown.

You know?

Because Legitimus and his comrades.

And if Patrick Sébastien tells this episode,

it's because in his book, he explains that today, at C8,

we have, at some point, refused to postpone this scene

because the blackface is now forbidden

and we could not pass someone who imitated

because Legitimus.

But what is the group that parodyed the unknown at that time?

The charlots.

No, not the charlots.

Indochine?

Yes.

It was Indochine who played the parody of the parody.

Good answer from Christophe Bogrand.

Bravo.

Hello Patrick Sébastien.

Hello children, hello friends.

Hello Patrick.

It was a great memory that Indochine

accepted to do the parody that we had done two times.

And yes, because I do not understand,

it's really true what you are telling us.

Yes, but anyway, that's it today, Elas.

I do not see why it can make racism progress,

to see circuses with which it was a bit wrong

the face to resemble Legitimus.

I also had another thing,

I had Paul Prebois who did Michael Jackson

or Moran who did Ella Fitzgerald

who made a very nice homage.

Well, we said to ourselves, no, blackface,

we can no longer pass that today on TV.

On the other hand, a man can disguise as a woman

to play or something like that, it's funny.

Yes, it's very special.

I gave this example,

but there are many others in this book,

the Nostal Life,

titled, and if we made a step back

to better go forward,

and there is an absolutely incredible story,

it's this story with Tarik Ramadan.

And there, I think that's what surprised me the most in the book.

Well, listen, it's a thing that surprised me too,

I was doing a show with Frédéric Tadeil,

and then there was this gentleman

that I knew from reputation,

so you put your hand just by little.

And then, at the moment, I put my hand,

he started to recite a poem to me.

When he was born, it was the good old man

who plumes his womb, said to my grandmother,

and I looked with big eyes, I said,

how do you know that, or in fact, it was a poem

that I recited at the end of my shows in the 80s.

And then he told me, well, here I am,

when I was a student in Geneva,

I came to see your show and this poem

was marked. So it really surprised me.

And what's surprising is that

at the time, I had made this poem

in a show that I was doing

for Amnesty International,

and there, it was put on my face,

I had not even finished it.

So I do something on the a priori,

by saying on one side, there is a person

who was...

To be followed by justice, for God.

To be followed by justice, it was Amnesty,

and the one who was the most attached to this text,

rather humanist, it was the other.

So that's just what I wanted to say.

I do not know if you remember it by heart,

but I can read it if you want.

When it snows, it's the good God who

swallows his eyes up, my grandmother told me.

When it snows, it's the good God who

goes through his caroms, my grandmother told me.

When it snows, it's the good God who

cries over men. And then I said,

when it snows, it's the bed, when it snows,

it's the bed, and when it snows,

it's always the good God who cries over men.

And that's over by soon,

grandmother, it's pretty, it's actually

in the book like stories, obviously,

very funny too. There's not just

nostalgia or nostalgia.

No, there are plenty of things.

And then there is a look on the current society,

on the relationship of women,

on immigration, on many things,

compared to what was before.

But it's not past, it's the opposite.

If you want the reasoning,

it's to say, since it's

turning at this time, I have the impression that

we go down the wall, and when we go down the wall,

there are two solutions. Either we crack on it,

or we brake before. We do

three steps backwards, we take the lead

and we go over it. And for me,

the two three steps backwards, it's to come

to, well, it's a bit,

why am I good at you too,

you are the guarantors of a good humor,

of a freedom, of your,

that we had trouble finding elsewhere.

A little joke, for example, that of Coluche,

who you tell in the book, a little four-year-old girl

who says to her mother,

mom, I would like a little sister, okay,

I'm going to call Sygon, do you prefer

not to try with dad's dick first?

No, but that's why the book, obviously,

is attached, because

you're talking about an era, a time

revolved.

Yes, but I'm not talking about it, with precisely

with Nostalgia, that is to say, well, it is revolved,

but I think there are values in this

time there. What do I hear around me?

And very strangely, I was talking about the

Vendée, there, just now, I was going to do

this summer, I did a lot of concerts,

I did a concert in Vendée,

in Poupée, where I had 32,000 people

in front of me, including many young people

because they find that in my audience, my songs

are stupid, as they say, it's not the minos between

15 and 20 years old, they like that.

And I talked to these kids, well, the kids

who, by the way, make their party

on the songs of the 1980s,

these kids there, they want

of that, a little more freedom,

a little more authority also,

a little more security.

In the book, you tell us too

this episode, broadcast in the show

Ozon, we will remember

for the oldest among us that it is a show

number one, that's it Patrick.

No, three. Three, three.

It was a little too pink.

Interrupted, we will say,

at the time, but there is a funny

sound that you tell us.

With Gilbert Montagnier.

Gilbert Montagnier on a Languedoc beach

in the middle of the crowd, you make him

suffer a inflatable doll.

Yes, and I arrived, and I arrived

warned, I said, but it's okay, there are

plenty of people around, if Gilbert was

crazy, you're making a inflatable doll

all winter, I looked at my zodiac.

He did it.

I was talking about this freedom, and I think

that today, this sketch, we will

intervene in doing it, because it is

in line with the honor of the

viewers, I mean, we are in a world

that works on the head.

You also mentioned our friend

Grosset-Olivier de Caerce-Ozon about couples.

It's funny because it was

after a big evening,

we went to parties, and we were

only at the level of the boat.

And we found ourselves

like two old celibates, we had

each one having each one and the other,

and I spent an absolutely wonderful evening,

we found ourselves like two old fools

having a beer together for four hours

at home, and we were sure about

the relationship with a woman, and we

came to this conclusion, which was not

bad, which told me, you know, when you

start a couple, after a few months,

there is one who wants to change the other.

Either he does not arrive, and he

approaches the one who does not change,

either he arrives, but the guy

does not match what he had

done at the beginning, and in the two cases

we lost. The analysis was pretty good.

In the two cases, it is the end of the story,

especially my dear

Grosset-Olivier de Caerce-Ozon, do you understand?

In your book, it is called the Nostal Life.

It was signed by Patrick Sébastien

at XO, and if we made a step

backwards, to better go forward,

it was our book of the day. Thank you,

thank you very much.

A question for Mr...

No, Madame, Noémie Billet

lives in Vendée, Mame Billet...

Again?

I did not ask this question before.

I was interrupted.

I avoided saying Sainte-Hilaire

de Riais because I know that Mr.

Paul Agarré... Yes, I was.

In Vendée.

Do you understand why I did not ask

the question earlier?

Now I'm going, Mr...

I have already been summoned at the beginning of the show.

I have trapped you with the name of his predecessor.

Jean-Pierre Bell.

It is well, you have memory,

predecessor to the presidency of the Sena

since Mr. Larcher has just been re-elected

for a fifth mandate.

But what we did not specify earlier

even if I wanted to say maybe a little bit,

it is therefore not five consecutive mandates

because between these...

There was a beautiful one between them.

There was Mr. Bell between them.

But how do we call Sena the equivalent

of the Perchoir to the National Assembly?

Yes, that's my question.

The Chaiselongue.

Because the president,

since it is a woman currently at the National Assembly

we say that she is at the Perchoir

of the National Assembly. The pilot.

And how do we call that for Sena?

The Tribune. No, the Tribune.

The Cerre. The Cerre.

The Montescalier. No more.

Is it also something that absolutely

has nothing to do with it?

So I want to tell you that it is better

to enlarge the mountain.

The mountain, no.

It's better to enlarge it because of

its family name.

No, because of its body shape.

Rather because of its body shape.

Boudoir. The kitchen.

The kitchen, no.

Is it a kitchen utensil or a dish?

It is the place in front of the hemicycle

where the president of the session

watches at the end of the debate

and it is called...

It is an utensil or a dish?

It is bigger than a dish.

Is it a place where we eat?

Is it at the piano?

At the piano, no.

It is closer to the kitchen.

At the oven, no.

It is a place to cook.

Gérard Larcher has been reused.

At the oven, no.

At the oven of a pizza.

At the oven of pizza.

At the oven of a pizza.

Is it something we cook?

No, we can't say that.

At the fridge, no.

It's big, it's big.

There are different sizes, Bernard.

At the self-cuisine.

We don't say that Gérard Larcher has been reused

at the self-cuisine.

No, it's unlikely.

At the coconut.

It's a title.

No, it's a title.

After this morning,

Gérard Larcher fills the...

Oh shit.

Imagine that it has a double meaning.

A double meaning.

A more general meaning.

But since it's Mr Larcher,

we can think in the sense of food.

But it's not only that, you see.

At the stove.

It's not bad at the stove.

But it's not an instrument, I told you.

At the blanket.

We're lost.

It's not a beach.

It's bigger than a beach, I said.

What's bigger than a beach?

A big beach?

A big beach, yes.

A big beach.

Bernard's answer, my dear.

Gérard Larcher fills the beach.

If you had wanted to help us,

you could have said that I could help you.

Because you're used to beaches,

as well as Mr Berlin.

Of course, but it's not cinematographic dishes.

Yes, but it would have helped us.

Yes, more than food.

It's the dish that was the equivalent

of the Perchoir at the National Assembly.

An answer that was long to come,

but it won't surprise us

that it's finally Bernard Maby

who found it.

A question.

Since you remember, dear Isabelle,

that you're actresses and...

Yes, she was obliged.

Mr Berlin is an actor.

Here's a theatrical question.

It's about a comic opera.

The name has to be found.

The main character of this comic opera

is called Clérette.

But what's the other name

of Clérette, which is the title

of this comic opera?

It's called Charles Lococque.

How do you say it?

Clérette de Dix.

It's a question for Philippe Giroux.

What's his first name?

Saint Agne in Haute-Garonne.

Clérette is a pronoun?

Yes, and we're looking for a pronoun.

No, we're not looking for a pronoun.

We're looking for Clérette

in the title of this comic opera

in three acts by Charles Lococque.

It's not an animal.

Clérette has to marry

with Pomponné, a perroquet.

A perroquet?

The Perroquet's father?

No.

A perroquet who is in love with her.

Clérette?

Clérette is not insensitive

to the charm of the angel and everything.

A singer who is used to going to prison

for the songs he writes.

And she joins him in hiding

and finds a way so that the wedding

doesn't take place.

The story of Clérette...

And the potolet.

Clérette and the potolet.

Is it Adam II?

Adam II, no.

Adam III?

It looks like...

It's mademoiselle A1.

Is it Cadix?

No.

It's played until October 5

in the comic opera.

Is it mademoiselle A1?

It's mademoiselle A1.

It's mademoiselle Cc.

Clérette has to marry.

Is it mademoiselle A1?

It's mademoiselle A1.

I'll try to help you, but I can't.

It's mademoiselle A1.

It's played by Richard Brunel at the comic opera.

I'll summarize your help.

Yes.

There is mademoiselle A1.

But...

Remember that she will never be mademoiselle A1.

That's what you're saying.

I said she will never be mademoiselle A1.

Is it mademoiselle A1?

No.

It's mademoiselle A1.

No, it will never be mademoiselle A1.

It's mademoiselle A1.

Who is it?

It's mademoiselle A1.

It's not the whole title.

It's mademoiselle A1.

I got it.

It's mademoiselle A1.

Good response from Bernard Mabi.

I'll let you go.

No, not with your parents!

It's very well known, Mrs. Mango's daughter.

Yes, but she doesn't have...

But it has nothing to do with Christine Ango!

Her name is Clérette, she's one of the most famous operas.

Mrs. Ango's daughter, who currently plays the operas,

her name is Clérette, Mrs. Ango's daughter.

Bravo Bernard Mabie, you saved us!

He's dead.

The big heads of Laurent Ruchier are at 5.30 am on RTL.

Always with Bernard Mabie,

Isabelle Mercebo, Christophe Beaubrand,

Paul Alcaraz, Liam Folie and François Berlion.

A question that will allow us to have on the phone

in a moment Mr. Pierre-William Fregonnaise

who just published a book,

called L'Invention du rose.

It's at the Puff-Presse Universitaire de France,

the invention of roses,

everything about roses in this book

and obviously everything about sakura.

But what about sakura?

It's the cherry flowers.

It's Japanese.

It's the cherry flowers.

The cherry flowers.

Good answer from Paul Alcaraz.

Bravo.

Very precisely, by the way, Pierre-William Fregonnaise.

Hello.

The cherry flowers or the cherry flowers of sakura?

The cherry flowers.

It's indeed the one on which you put the most

in the book even if you tell us,

I mean all the nuances of roses that exist.

Yes, the idea was to start with my first perception.

That is to say,

why today everyone sees sakura as roses,

while they are mostly white?

Yes, the cherry flowers are white more than roses.

It's almost a song by J.B.B. Beko that I'm doing.

Yes.

But how did the Japanese invent a color in some way?

Well, by pushing it to the excess.

That is to say that somewhere,

we have a global movement with roses.

That is to say that from the moment we will have

these colors of synthesis,

the textualization of roses,

a rose that will be applied to marketing,

linked to childhood,

and therefore a more purple rose.

And well, we will arrive at a rose that has come to present.

You succeed in the exploit in this trial,

because you still have to do it.

You are not the first, by the way.

There is a famous author who, before you,

is interested in the different colors.

You have made references to several reprises.

Can you remember his name?

Michel Pastouro.

Yes, Michel Pastouro.

He did that with the black, the red.

And it's true that it's often brilliant and often interesting

because behind a color,

a lot of things are hidden.

And the rose today is very, very fashionable

thanks to Barbie.

So obviously, you dedicate several pages to Barbie

in your book.

Well, yes.

Barbie is the whole paradox of roses,

and you have seen it well with the film.

It means that the film has managed to be passed on

for a sort of feminist tract,

while it is a magnificent publicity of guides.

Musically, a lot of people have sung the rose.

Well, in Japan, obviously, the life in rose is ...

It's the French song.

And yes, the French song preferred Japanese.

No, not everywhere in the world.

You are in Japan, by the way.

You have to tell us now.

That's good.

Yes, I am in Japan.

Where exactly are you in Japan?

I am in Kobe.

In Kobe.

In the Buff.

What Kobe?

And it's true that you have, let's say,

an inclination of nippon.

Still, in this book, it's still the rose,

the rose through Japan, essentially.

The idea was precisely to also distinguish

Michel Pastoreau's works,

which has a lot to study in Europe.

I have to point out that it is also precisely

since we are talking about the rose,

at this time, and RTL and partners,

October Rose.

Yes, yes, yes.

It is that breast cancer continues to kill

more than 12,000 women every year.

12,000 women in France.

And men.

And we can make a donation,

but women are still more men.

More men.

I know, I know.

There is a reason.

But it's weird, I knew a man who had a breast cancer.

That's true, but we especially call women

to go get breast cancer.

We have to make sure that, indeed,

there has been a lot of progress in science

and today, when they are early,

it's cancer that is almost all cured.

So it's super important,

the breast cancer and the sensibilization.

And yet this operation has taken the color

rose and a rose ribbon.

It's called October Rose,

this annual campaign.

I'm not sure you're talking about it in this book.

So I'm talking about a corollary.

That is, how the rose is feminized.

And we come today to this notion of October Rose,

which is linked to the skin color of women.

There is this music too.

The Pink Panther.

You're talking about the Pink Panther.

I love it.

Henry Monchini.

We love it.

We love the Pink Panther.

That's great.

A lot of characters are pink.

Hello Kitty, pink too.

Hello Kitty is really a very interesting example.

Because originally, Hello Kitty has the three colors

of Japanese beauty.

That is white, black and red.

And over time, Hello Kitty has become

more and more pink.

Even the rappers like pink.

You mentioned the names of those who sometimes

dress in pink.

Kenny West, Pharrell Williams.

And even in France, Mathieu Shedid,

who came up with this name.

He came up with the pink one.

Bruno Mars too.

So you see, the rose is very beautiful.

But I'm sorry, Mr. Pierre-William Freigones.

You forgot a French artist who listens to us.

Ariel Dombard.

And who would be very happy.

No, no.

Not Ariel.

Well, Ariel was mentioned through Barbie in some way.

But no, no.

A singer.

A singer you forgot, Pierre-William Freigones.

And I want you to know.

Who is it?

Because she listens to us.

I know.

It will make her happy when we talk about her.

You don't guess who, Pierre-William Freigones?

It's Rose, something.

Rose Lawrence, no, no.

No, not Rose.

Not Rose Lawrence.

Not Amanda Lear.

The one who sang that.

Is it Chantal Goya?

No.

Who is that?

Stone.

No.

A stone.

No, it's not Stone.

Is it a singer or not?

Listen.

Listen to the work.

Sheila?

No.

It's not Charlotte Julien.

It's Charlotte Julien.

Bravo, son of Dombard.

I hope we talk about the pink library.

Ah, yes.

The pink library.

Did you forget it or not, Pierre-William Freigones?

No, no.

We talk about the pink library.

We talk about a lot of things.

The maximum possible.

The invention.

You talk about the bouffle, the pink bouffle.

Sorry, I only think about the bouffle.

And you think...

You talk about the pink cut, too?

No.

And the pink cirrhosis.

Do you talk about the flower, of course?

Ah, yes.

Of course.

You mention Saint Thérèse de Lisieux.

He talks about the pink roses.

Yes.

So, actually, the flower is a big part of the explanation.

That is to say, originally, the rose in Europe is mostly white and red.

Yes.

Then it turns yellow.

After, during the 12th, 13th centuries, imported crosses.

And the pink rose really appears with the sounds of the architecture.

That is to say, in the 18th century.

So, the rose wasn't really pink originally.

The rose wasn't pink.

And you talk about the rose garden.

He talks about everything.

Even pompadour, of course.

You make a tribute to the D'Altonien.

It's called the invention of the rose.

It's at the University Press of France.

And it's signed Pierre-William Frégonès.

A painter's name.

Long live the rose!

For Karine Perfillon, who lives in the Jura,

culture, precisely,

a question that concerns a measure taken by Sylvain,

not Sylvain, sorry, Gabriel Attal.

There are several Attals.

You shouldn't confuse them.

Gabriel Attal is the Minister of Education, of course.

And Gabriel Attal announced that now, in schools,

there would be courses of what?

Empathies.

Good answer!

The Pistof Baudran.

The Camino Therapy.

At the limitation of what is done,

especially in Scandinavian countries,

there is especially Denmark,

where children, in the morning,

show that they are solidary.

It's amazing.

Drawing things in the back,

he has to caress himself with his finger.

Oh, a penicillin!

Because they explain that if you touch someone

in an intimate way,

you can't be mean to him.

What is this lady's name

that embraces everyone in the world?

Ah, yes.

Amar.

Of course.

Amar, she's a group, by the way,

the group over there.

No, no.

She makes free hugs.

She has a lot of insurance when she arrives.

She makes hugs like that.

The Camino Therapy.

Another question for Philippe Vidal.

Now, it's about finding

a male substance

that is equivalent to

a professional denunciator.

A sycophant?

A sycophant!

Excellent answer!

We don't even have time.

We don't even have time to...

Yes, yes.

The word is beautiful.

I didn't know that.

A professional denunciator.

Exactly.

A denunciator.

A denunciator was a sycophant.

That's a nice word.

It's written S-Y-C-O-P-H-A-N-T-E.

Bravo, Mr. Paul El-Karate.

You're a real big head.

For Roselyne Brusquet,

who lives in Linn.

René Bousquet?

I would like to talk to you about Gérard Meudal.

Few people know Gérard Meudal,

who the magazine Le Monde has dedicated

and there is little news on a few pages.

Gérard Meudal is a brave man.

Really?

For what reason?

Is he known under another name, Gérard Meudal?

No, it's his real name.

Is he dead?

No, he lives in Gérard Meudal.

He is 73 years old.

He was photographed by M, the magazine Le Monde.

He is brave because he made an incredible sports exploit.

An exploit, we can't say it's an exploit.

He saved him?

He's the companion of Madame Bourne.

He needs courage.

Oh, that's good.

Bernard.

Do you know how to question your wife?

Is he hungry?

Oh no, he's not especially hungry.

Is he saved by someone?

No, I think I can prepare my checkerty.

He saved an extreme sportsman.

He made a mistake.

It's not an extreme sportsman.

He didn't make mistakes.

Are we very admirable?

Because you said he was brave.

When you were going to tell us, we were going to say,

it's wonderful.

No, because it's even more brave

than something quite discreet.

People know that.

The proof is that you don't know Gérard Meudal.

Is it linked to health?

No.

Is it linked to a crime scene?

No.

Because being brave when it's in front of everyone,

you know, it's much easier.

Is it courageous?

Courageous when no one knows.

Did he save someone?

No.

He was in the center of a test battery.

He saved no one.

He's very modest then.

Is he courageous or generous?

I'm going to answer you.

He's courageous.

He's more courageous than generous.

He's generous.

He's paid to do what he does.

Oh.

He's paid.

Is he a pilot?

No.

He's paid to do something that people don't dare to do.

He's testing a new drug.

He's testing something.

Other than this, he would have refused to do it

or not continue to do it.

He's paid because he thinks it's important to do it.

Yes, because it's his job and he likes his job.

He has been doing it for a long time.

Yes, he's been doing it since 2008.

Does he intervene in dangerous places?

No.

Is he a snake?

No.

Archaeology?

No.

Is it linked to climate?

No.

Is it linked to the cod?

Nothing to do with it.

Is it linked to animals?

He's 73 years old.

And he still works?

He's still working.

Is it linked to animals?

To animals, no.

He's testing the bridges?

No.

Is there a physical risk when he's working?

You're very, very, very far away from the moment.

He's doing this at home.

He's holding a record.

No, not a record.

He's doing this at home.

Are we around the table?

Today, we could ask him for something.

We could be concerned.

Yes, but it would no longer have anything to do with courage.

There's an animal?

Ah, so it's...

He's making a living out of it without money.

Against the dog?

No, not at all.

Not at all.

He's very, very far away from the moment.

He lives with his beautiful hand.

Wait.

He gives his sperm?

No, no, no.

Seriously?

I don't need courage.

Me too, I do it.

You're a little generous.

Oh, I've known a lot of people who were generous.

And generous.

He's generous.

He's doing this at home with a tool, an engine.

Do you need a special installation?

No, no, no.

Do you need a phone?

No, not a special one.

Is it something physical?

Or is it something he writes?

For example, it's rather intellectual.

It's rather intellectual.

Is it a public writer?

A public writer.

No, but we're getting close.

Ah.

Does he answer...

Does he make confessions?

Confessions?

No.

For people who don't have computers and stuff like that,

he helps them...

Wouldn't it be especially generous and generous?

He writes anonymous letters.

No.

Does he write to the prisoners?

No.

He writes to the prisoners instead of people.

No.

We're starting to burn.

It's not generous.

He writes to the prisoners.

But we only have 30 seconds left.

He doesn't make the bills.

I promised a checker-touch because we're going to do it.

I hope that the word generous has been well used.

Ah yes, you'll see.

You'll see.

You can trust me, Isabelle.

He needs an object, or not.

An object, yes.

A pen, a pen.

Yes, for example.

But it's related to crime.

Or a machine to write.

No, he writes horrible things.

He writes something.

He writes for people.

He doesn't feel anything.

Does he do it to bring the international?

No, he doesn't.

He writes to the prisoners instead of people.

No.

He writes to people's testimonies.

No.

He's not courageous.

He's courageous, he puts his life in danger.

He puts his life in danger.

Ah, there, there, there.

He denounces crimes of war.

No, he doesn't.

He denounces crimes of war.

And there's no drug, either.

A checker-touch.

I told him, Madame Bousquet.

Ah, there's someone who knows.

Roselyne Bousquet just touched 300 euros.

She lives in Croté.

Bravo, Madame Bousquet.

Roselyne.

Maybe the name of the apprentice of Madame Bachelot who asks questions.

Dispreto.

And in any case, I had promised a checker-touch of 300 euros.

Does anyone in the audience now have an answer?

Yes, hands up.

Mr. Beau-Grand for 100 euros extra.

We'll see.

Will we know what Mr. Gérard Medalle's work is?

So, hello, sir.

What is your name?

Daniel de Vincent.

Hello, Daniel.

So, Daniel, what is your opinion about the activity?

It's the translator of Salman Rushdieff.

Excellent answer.

Bravo.

It's the translator of Salman Rushdieff.

Bravo, sir.

Here are the questions of the day.

For Géraldine Redon, who lives in Lyon, William Stegg is a writer, sculptor, illustrator,

who died 20 years ago.

Yes.

But only invented in Lyon.

He's the creator of Shrek.

Well, that's what he's happy to know.

We love Shrek.

Well, yes, he's the creator of Shrek.

Bravo.

And he copied Fioda.

Do you like Shrek?

Not particularly, but I know he liked Shrek.

Because at first, Shrek was not a cartoon.

But it's a book.

And it's a prolific writer for children's literature of youth.

Indeed, William Stegg.

Stegg.

Not Stegg.

Sorry.

You put two people in trouble.

Yes.

Stegg.

He's the one who wrote Shrek's adventures in children's literature

before it became a hero of cinema.

Another important date.

It's someone called André Bélec.

And he died on October 3, 2008.

Today, he's 15 years old.

And André Bélec, with his brother George,

they founded something that the oldest people still know today.

Brother Jacques.

Brother Jacques, I said the oldest people.

I didn't get it wrong.

Good answer from Bernard Mabille.

You can explain to the youngest who were Brother Jacques, Bernard.

Hello, Mr. Bélec and his brother and two other friends.

They were in color, but they each had a different color.

And André Bélec, the founder, who died 15 years ago,

he was the green color.

He had just a green body.

Each had his color, André, George Bélec, the two brothers,

François Sous-Béran and Paul Touraine.

Here are the names of the other two brothers, Jacques.

Was the green guy in green?

Yes, but it wasn't all in green.

It wasn't all in green.

I'm sure they were all black.

Oh, but because it was in black and white at the time.

Yes, so you didn't see the colors.

No, but it's true.

It was in black and white.

But they were in color.

The top was in color.

The top was in color and the color was black.

And they sang, Mr. Bélec, you won't contradict me.

They sang.

It was the rugby.

You didn't know that?

That's the rugby sung by brother Jacques.

There is another song of today.

It's a bit old, you have to know it.

It was already very old.

It was actually a meme.

That's what was important.

They made memes at the same time.

At the same time that they sang, for example, the pompistas.

Here is a song that could be released today.

It's a modern one.

I propose that we release this song.

It's a modern one.

You listen to radio fans.

We could do a radio, there is no such thing.

You have to ask Bob Sinclair to make a remix.

There is a belt.

Maybe we can try the belt.

What is the belt?

Maybe the belt is more modern.

No, it's not more modern.

There is a belt to find it.

There is a loop with a thing.

When we make the loop, the thing has to be clicked.

In the thing.

Which ends up with a thing.

Each hook goes on a thing.

But we never find it.

Something that corresponds to where the thing is.

There is a thing that doesn't hang on a thing.

Which makes that when we look for the thing,

it is lost under the buttons.

She still walks that one.

Yes.

And brother Jacques.

Here is a little tribute.

Now, tribute to the Nobel Prize of Medicine.

Since yesterday, the Nobel Prize of Medicine

has been awarded to Cataline Caricot

and Drouf Weisman.

They managed to modify the RNA

sent to the basis of the vaccines

that made you talk at the time of the Covid.

By the way, the vaccination campaign has restarted yesterday.

But my question will be about the first French

to have obtained the Nobel Prize of Medicine.

In 1905, no?

No, 1912.

Alexis Carrel?

Excellent question!

Well done.

That was a good one.

There was no Slavic font in 1905 before?

No, in 1905, it was a certain Robert Coque.

Ah yes, for the...

The Coque Basin.

No, there was no French before...

I agree with you.

Alexis Carrel, who is the first French

to have obtained the Nobel Prize of Medicine in 1912,

knows the list by heart of all the Nobel Prize of Medicine.

No, you reassure me then.

I was going to say it.

He was no longer a guy like you.

If you want a second chance, Mr. Berléan.

There you go, go ahead.

Go ahead, François.

What British celebrity

has received the Nobel Prize of Medicine in 1945?

Alexander Fleming.

Alexander Fleming, good answer!

Bravo!

From François Berléan and D'Aupolel Carrat.

Yes, who invented...

The penicillin.

They were three at the time.

In 1945, they were three.

There was not only Fleming, we only talk about him,

but there were Floré and Chain.

Absolutely.

Okay.

Absolutely.

It was not...

It was not good to report.

It was not Frère Jacques.

Yes, but when we are several,

to have the same player...

Yes, but we have retained Fleming.

Because...

Of course, it was him who discovered the penicillin in 1928.

Yes, but he was not alone.

In his lab too, in his lab too.

When he came back and saw the mushrooms,

he was alone.

We never get bored with him.

But that's why I want him for my birthday

or for Christmas.

You put him in a box?

Yes, because it's great.

We will put him in a hat.

You don't want to live with me for a while.

You will take me a lot of things.

Yes, yes, certainly.

I think she will take you some things too.

Really?

Yes, it's giving, giving, as we say.

It's a question for Basile Nibous,

who lives in Vance, in the Maritime Alps.

Do you know the collection for the nul?

There are all sorts of books that you may want to read at home.

I don't know.

PC for the nul.

Sex for the nul.

Ah, you have that one.

Wine for the nul.

You have taken it as an example.

And never for the nul.

Jazz for the nul.

Does sex exist for the nul?

Yes, it exists.

I haven't finished it.

Meditation for the nul.

Golf for the nul.

Opera for the nul.

But you're in Syria for the nul?

All a collection.

And there, it's a little more surprising.

We just came out in the same collection.

So for the nul, well, what is it?

The nul to be able to read the nul.

Not bad.

It would be not bad.

Wait a minute, sir.

For those who are really stupid,

who can't read the nul.

It's not the nul for the nul.

It's the nul.

The nul for the nul.

It's something.

If you don't let me express myself,

I know that.

You won't hear my voice anymore,

she won't be able to imitate me.

You wouldn't have been able to buy that nul.

Me?

Ah, the pronunciation for the nul.

No, no, no.

The big emo for the nul.

No, no, no.

But because it takes.

The humor.

The hair for the nul.

The humor.

No, no, no.

You wouldn't have been able to buy that nul.

Yes, you wouldn't have been able to buy that nul.

The cocaine for the nul.

Just Isabelle or us two.

For now, the others.

No, we didn't need it.

Mr. Berlian, Mr. Maby.

Ah, the bouff for the nul.

And Mr. Beaugrand too.

Stop.

You can see a garden.

No, no, no.

If I tell you the name of the one who published this new.

The Buddha for the nul.

No.

If I tell you the name of the one who collaborated with this new collection for the nul.

The children for the nul.

We will be close.

Education for the nul.

It's Marcel Ruffeau.

Get up.

Change the notes.

The pedo-psychiatry for the nul.

So.

The pedo-psychiatry for the nul.

So.

The pedo-psychiatry for the nul.

So.

The pedo-psychiatry for the nul.

So.

for the nul.

So, education for the nul, being parent for the nul, good answer.

I have an anecdote, it can be used.

Yes, Marcel Ruffot, pedopsychiatrist.

I have an anecdote with him.

Oh yes, why?

I was going to consult when I was very young, because I was unbearable, he wanted to know

what I had.

And you are still, it's incredible.

And Marcel Ruffot was unable to tell me what I had.

He told me, it's normal, vote for you if he is a little over excited, he has energy

to sell, that's it.

But he is really nul, then.

But he never put the name on his phone.

It makes him a good nul, anyway.

Really, that's good.

So it's normal that he publishes parent for the nul, pedopsychiatrist for the nul

also.

He knows it, you see.

He knows it.

He goes to the teenagers, or not?

Yes, I'm going to give him the book, if you want.

Ah yes, I want to see if it goes to the teenagers.

Being parent for the nul.

So what does he advise or disconcerts?

To finish, Marcel Ruffot, he tries to tell us what to do now for the children.

He also tells us about the GP, it will interest you, Mr. Beaugrand.

The stop of screens at 22.30, you see, he says.

22.30, I hope they have.

The stop of screens, yes, at 2 years?

Yes, the stop of screens at 22.30.

At 2 years, it is better to stop at 22.30.

And the night boxes, what is the price?

Yes, it is indeed a good book.

And in any case, Marcel Ruffot, you did not have a diagnosis.

Yes, that's it, he had not seen anything.

It's like a lot.

It's not a good sign.

What time was it?

Believe me, how long have you been in the big head?

It will take three years, finally, we go.

Well, I confirm the diagnosis.

That's it.

A question for Annie, Annie, who is in the lead in the votes.

Liliane?

No, she's not called Liliane.

Oh, there, normally, everyone can answer this question.

Even the nul?

Yes.

Oh, it's okay.

It's a drink from the fermentation of milk.

Ah, the quiffir, the quiffir, the quiffir, the quiffir.

The quiffir, good answer, Isabelle Merlot.

Bravo, Isabelle.

Bravo.

Well done.

Don't say bravo like that, as if it was extraordinary.

People want to get up so much, they are fans of you, aren't they?

Yes, yes.

She is slightly gaseous.

I'm not talking about Isabelle, I'm talking about...

Yes, it happens.

Oh, but it's working.

She just broke it.

Oh, but the quiffir too.

Oh.

What a horror, but how?

I don't know the quiffir, in fact.

Oh, it's very good.

Oh yes, it's very good.

It's very good.

Yes, it's good, but yes.

There you go.

Very good.

No, but what I wanted to say, I wanted to say that the quiffir is also fermented milk, but chamel.

Ah, very good.

We have less here.

But it's caillou milk, right?

Yes, it's fermented milk.

No, no, it's fermented milk.

It's a Levin.

That's it.

And it's mainly for bacteria, lactic acid and luscious.

Lightly gaseous.

Yes, but like Isabelle.

No, we're not going to start again.

No, but...

And it contains a little bit of alcohol, anyway.

Like Isabelle.

No.

No, no.

There's no alcohol.

Oh, no, there's no alcohol.

How do you leave the quiffir, you?

Well, because...

There are two kinds of quiffirs.

There's the quiffir with the little grains of quiffirs,

which multiply.

The quiffirs in the morning.

You drink a little quiffir.

Which multiply at high speed.

You put figs, you put water, you close the glass,

you let it ferment.

And indeed, maybe you'll have a little bit of alcohol

and it will surprise you.

You drink that.

And then there's the quiffir, the caillou milk,

which is bought in stores and which is very good.

But it comes from the female quiffir.

Yes, yes, that's it.

My God.

So, in addition, Laurent asked me a question

because he knows I'm not going to be passionate at all

in my exhibition.

Anyway, he's going to say,

you cut everything she said.

No, no, no.

We're not going to cut it,

we're even going to publish it,

the quiffir for the nul.

It's time for the guest of the day.

Our guest of the day has animated

the blind test, money drop,

the great contest of the animators,

the revision contest of the song.

Everyone wants to take their place.

And from October 22,

she will animate the children of the TV.

Yes, I'm happy to welcome

Laurence Boccolini.

At 18.20 on Sunday, October 22,

it will be the first of Laurence Boccolini

who will be the third to present this cult show

for Arthur and your server.

Laurence, welcome.

Thank you.

I'm happy to officially present

the flambo of the children of the TV.

Well, it's a pleasure.

Is it already recorded?

Yes, two yesterday.

Two yesterday, how did that happen?

Very well.

We missed.

I wanted to say very badly

for the first time.

It's not true.

Obviously, I'm very happy.

Who did you invite for the first time?

Pascal Obispo,

Philippe Risoli.

Ah, yes.

I remember.

Ah, Léa Salamé.

Ah, yes.

She wouldn't have come otherwise.

Gabrielle Lierre.

That's it.

She didn't come either.

Yes, it's great.

It went well.

It's too cool.

You'll find some cashrolls then.

In full.

It's funny.

It's me, that's what I prefer.

In fact, finally,

it's to look at the people

who do more nonsense than you.

But they have reserved me

for me too.

Obviously.

It's a problem.

We give cashrolls to others.

It's the visitation.

We have the right.

It starts on October 22 at 18.20.

It starts late because it's the world cup

of rugby.

And a lot of sports proofs.

Look, even Berlin is wearing the...

Ah, that's good.

...the top of the French team.

But once all of this is over,

well, Laurence Boccolini will be

the puppet of the children of TV.

I'm happy for you.

Yes, it's funny for me.

You left your own place.

Yes, the lodging is all right.

It's all...

No, I mean, the lodging,

I wouldn't have arranged it.

No, but it makes me...

That's it.

It made something for me

to succeed.

That's it.

I don't replace you.

What is the most regrettable show

among all the shows you have

before the children of TV?

Money Drop.

Money Drop, why?

Ah, it's an extraordinary thing to do.

It was a...

A great game.

There was everything in it.

There was theater,

there was suspense,

there were tears.

We had a lot of fun.

The culture.

There was culture, I don't know.

We have the culture that we can.

No, but the game mechanics

were great.

They were great.

It was for an animator.

It was something I...

Why did it stop then?

It stopped because the direction

of the chain changed

and it happened.

It happens.

Yes, it happens.

And it happened with a fiction

that replaced the game.

Yes, it worked well,

but they didn't want to put more games at the time.

Yes, they didn't want to put more games.

I loved that.

So that's a better memory,

Money Drop,

the worst memory

of all the shows.

Oh, well, yes.

Your thing in the corner.

Oh, well, I'm a celebrity.

Yes, well, yes.

Oh, well.

But there was a very good side.

We were in South Africa

and we still lived extraordinary moments.

There were other moments

that were less extraordinary,

but it's not the worst,

I would say,

two primes that we recorded

with Jean-Pierre Foucault.

And there was a technical problem

due to the computer.

And the computer records everything

in our job.

That is to say, the questions

are managed by the computer.

It was a big quiz.

Yes, something like that.

I don't remember.

And so we started the first prime

at 14 o'clock

when we finished at midnight.

And the second had to continue.

So we started the other

at 1 o'clock in the morning

and the two were put

in the trash bin because

all the statistics were wrong.

I take your answer,

but I would have loved so much

that you would have told me

my worst memory.

It was with Bernard Maby

on the 5th.

Oh, it was funny.

It was funny.

It was funny on the 5th.

It was called public, right?

Yes, it was public.

I chose a small chronicle.

What did you do with Bernard Maby?

We didn't do anything.

At the time, nothing.

At the time, well,

I chose a chronicle.

I don't know what I was talking about.

It was presented by Bernard Maby

and François Gaujou.

Yes, François.

And you also animated with Beau Grand.

Oh yes, we did the trampoline race.

We did Big Bones, the trampoline race.

What did we do?

We had to say it was an animation

that looked like that.

We said, the trampoline race.

But we arrived and it was shot in Holland

with a German team.

Yes, we had a German director.

A French public and a room-heater

who didn't speak French well.

And if all the German teams were detestable.

He didn't understand.

So we had a German director

who spoke English with us

in English with the accent.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

In French.

Arrhyocédie.

Arrhyocédie?

Because we, as Americans,

we are arrhyocédie.

Arrhyocédie, ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya.

But we laughed a lot.

We laughed, it was crazy.

That was the trampoline.

But you were reborn on children on TV.

I still was reborn.

It's a good sign.

Children of the TV on France 2

from October 22,

a new season,

a new adventure

animated by Laurence Boccolini.

Laurence.

There's someone who wanted to

just wish you

the welcome in this show

of the children on TV.

Hello, it's Laurent Rukier.

Every day, every day, it's not true.

You know the house, my dear Laurence.

I learned that at the age of 17, you were insistent in the big heads.

What was your work with Philippe Bouvard?

Question of...

Yes, I'm not going to let you answer.

The name of Mr Rukier du Havre.

Well, Laurence was in charge of waking Bernard Bhabie up after every puerpube cut.

Above all, she was in charge of trying the questions of the audience,

whose answers were neither Archie du Cesse nor Sal Siffy

so that Isabelle Mergo could participate.

What were you doing exactly then?

I was with Philippe.

Well, with Philippe, I think I know him.

Mr Bouvard.

I was behind the door of his office, but he wasn't there.

It was his assistant who was there.

And I was trying the cards.

There were two bags.

And I was trying.

Well, Mrs Belpère de Loge, Mr Le Prieur d'Agoncoutainville.

Mr Scran.

Nicolas Jacques de Rince.

There you go.

Finally, things like that.

And he came once for his recordings.

He arrived in his role.

He got up in his office and pushed the door.

And I was behind the door like that.

I was standing at the door.

And he never saw me.

He never saw me.

And then I served.

I was at the head of the big heads.

By the way, I was all ready.

Jacques Martin, Jean-Yan.

I was all ready.

And then I became the head of the big heads.

But very long after.

Laurence.

Yes.

You also won the first season of Mask Singer.

No, the unicorn.

The unicorn.

And Camille Cambal is there.

Hello to all the friends.

It's beautiful.

What's up, Laurence?

Or should I say my little sequence?

It's beautiful.

The friends.

Laurence won the season 1 of the show.

From all the others.

It's just a warning.

Hello, Christophe Bogrand.

We're going to do the season 6 soon.

So now, Gadi.

Because Singer is like catching the Covid.

Everyone doesn't care.

It's good Camille Cambal.

I didn't hear it yet.

The unicorn.

Who too?

Nagy now.

Yes, hello, hello, hello.

Laurence, you were the biggest winner of the show.

Everyone wants to take its place.

Because you're the only one who managed to take mine.

Yes.

But you only stayed for 2 years.

Yes.

So why?

The game was too complicated.

However, the rules are very simple.

I ask you a question.

And you have to find the answer.

Or the lyrics of a song that allows you to win 1000 euros.

And to switch the points of another candidate in a secret notebook.

Except if you have a joker.

Or a friend who is a fan of Taratata.

Or a 49.3 d'Elisabeth Born.

So in this case, the winner will have the choice between breaking his PEL

or simply asking me for the job mode of the show.

Yes, that's simple.

Here, ciao ciao ciao.

You call yourself Jean-Pierre Foucault.

Here I am Jean-Pierre.

My candidate of the day, it's Laurence Boccolini.

Let's go straight to the question.

Okay.

Laurence, you're going to replace me in who you want to win millions with Dario.

So I would now like you to propose to replace me.

Answer A, the election of Miss France.

Because it's the only thing I still present.

Answer B, in the freezer.

Where you put me between each election of Miss France.

Answer C, in the ambulance that transports me from Miss France.

Oh no.

Or answer D, in the ambulance that transports me from Miss France to the freezer.

No, Miss France, you're not interested in the contest.

I thought it was on TF1 and now you're on France 2.

Yes, no, but even.

No, no.

From October 22, the children of the TV take over with,

at the head of the show, Laurence Boccolini.

In a moment, you're going to do the Valleys RTL in addition.

RTL.

The Valleys.

So that, the Valleys RTL, you know Laurence.

Oh yes.

Especially since you were here at the standard.

Yes, at the standard.

At the standard of Anne-Marie Pesson, Bernard Rchu, Max Ménier, all that.

You know the maison Parker.

There is 1,100 euros in the Valleys RTL plus 6 things.

I ask for a number from 1 to 20.

15.

Come on.

We will call André Brenafou who lives in Bruguière.

Yes.

You want to hold your high ground.

Bravo.

You hold your high ground, André.

André.

You call him.

You introduce yourself and you ask him.

What did I say?

You tell him, do you know what you are André?

To Bonafou, to High Ground.

It sounds like André.

And what is the content of the Valleys?

There you go.

You know everything.

We let you make it.

It sounds like André.

I do not know what it is.

Do you want to say that?

I do not want to say that.

Are you sure?

Hello André.

It's Laurence Buccolini.

I am from Airtel, in the mission of Laurent Hucquet, La Grosse Tête.

And I called you to Valleys RTL.

So, I am sorry to say that you lost some of your money.

That's never the kind of message that we want to see on his answer.

But you have it.

I still embrace you, André.

It's not bad, he has it.

Anyway, on his reply, the voice of Laurence Boccolini.

Another number.

Four.

A second attempt with Mr. Ballarini.

Ballarini.

Ivano Ballarini.

He's going to be called by Laurence Boccolini.

Asavini, in French.

Yes, that's my Italian.

Savini.

It's in the sounds.

Mr. Ballarini.

It's in the sounds of Mr. Ballarini.

He doesn't work at that time.

Ivano.

Ivano, he's called.

Well, another reply.

Hello.

You're fine.

If you're fine, it's the main one.

A comic.

It's a comic about your friendship.

Laurence, you have to be a humorist.

Hello, Ivano.

Laurence Boccolini is on the phone.

I was passing by Laurence Boccolini on RTL.

And I called you for the Valise RTL.

But I find your message very funny.

We're going to call you to write some...

We're going to pick it up for you.

We're going to pick up some vans.

Have a good day. Goodbye.

Another number.

Last chance.

I'm going to call you.

Last chance, Laurence.

OK.

So, two.

Gérard Bellotti.

Oh, well, the best.

Gérard Bellotti.

The diaspora.

He's here yesterday.

He's doing jambon, Bellotti.

In the VAR.

No, Chantal.

He's here yesterday in the VAR.

Mr. Bellotti, are you going to hang up?

It sounds.

Hello, Gérard.

Gérard Bellotti.

Yesterday, it's good.

It's beautiful yesterday.

She doesn't want to give money, Mrs. Bellotti.

Hello, you're welcome to take it.

No, no.

Go ahead.

You're the queen of the answerers.

You can hang up your message.

It's the same lady who works for everyone.

We noticed.

Hello, it's Philippe Bouvard,

big heads.

We're in 1990.

Bernard Maby is still here.

You missed the Valizier TL.

Time for you.

Have a good day.

It will be all for today.

Time for Valiz.

We'll try it tomorrow and I'll add it.

I'll add it in the Valizier TL

for tomorrow's attempts.

An electric tondeuse for the body.

Not for the body.

For the body?

Not for the garden.

Not for the body.

There are men who are very stuck in the back.

We can't give up, Berluson.

It's an electric tondeuse.

Wilkinson, Mr. Donzer.

It's the name of this electric tondeuse.

I want to hear it.

It's an electric tondeuse

unique to its kind that pivots

to prevent you from being torsionated.

Yes, yes.

For the testicles.

Mr. Donzer is not an ordinary tondeuse.

Mr. Donzer, believe me,

there is only one left.

She is flexible.

She is very flexible.

Me, yes.

She pivots.

What is the weight of the weight?

She adjusts herself on five different positions.

It's not bad.

It's the mini Kamasutra.

So that you can get the right angle.

Well, that's it.

To comfortably measure.

Oh yes.

It's good to measure comfortably.

To measure comfortably in any area,

including below.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You're right.

There are poles at the top.

What I like is that they put

below, you see, between, you see.

Yes, but we see very well what it is.

We see what it is, Mr. Wilkinson.

Yes, yes.

But the electric tondeuse for the body.

Wilkinson, Mr. Donzer.

And in the RTA Valley.

We will thank Lawrence Boccolini

for finding you.

Thank you.

On October 22,

on the children of the TV,

tomorrow at 5.30,

for another big head,

you leave it with Julien Seigner.

And of course, Marc-Antoine Le Gré.

It's up to you, Julien.

Good evening.

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