Les Grosses Têtes: L'INTÉGRALE - Émission du jeudi 14 septembre 2023

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All the Rue de Mènes of La Rochelle, Valérie Maireste

A big head that thinks that it's better to have the Rue de Mènes in a square calendar

Rosemary Pachelot

A big head fan of rugby because sometimes we say it's a bourrin sport

Daryl Boutmoul

A big head fan of RTL and sometimes in the middle of the team, Florian Gazan

Hello

And a big head that wears more a name of Formula 1 than 3 quarters, there are 3 quarters in rugby

Jeremy Ferrari

Hello

This kind of match, Mr Berlian, makes us honored to come and see us this afternoon

But normally...

I don't play!

It's almost the 16th man, François Berlian

How is it with a ball today?

How is it with a ball?

We're here

It's in Val

Because all week long, the ball is round, it's in Val

A tennis court, a basketball court, a rugby court

All week long, there was football at 11, rugby at 15

Why, by the way, they don't have the same number?

There's a reason? Why is it 11 and 15?

It's interesting to ask yourself questions

We're going to make you a farce, we're going to put it next to you

No, for the match

No, we already have a dog, it's okay

Don't you know Dari's skin?

It smells bad, but it's not possible

It's a bad infection

It smells even less good than it

So we had a surprise

Yes, yes, yes, Jeremy

We have to talk about it

That's private life

We arrived, we arrived

I wasn't there, I don't know

No, listen, there are no questions

I'm going to explain to you

You're not going to play with questions?

No, no

When we arrived

When we arrived in Loge, there were no more toilets

We didn't understand the reason for removing a door

It's not because the door is in repair

There are no more doors

The door is very good

The door is very good, there are no more doors

So obviously, no one is going to the toilet, apart from who?

Apart from who?

Dari Boudmoul

Who is still going to the toilet

We kept talking to Dari and the toilet

So we had the smell of the dog and the smell of the toilets

of Dari Boudmoul

What's crazy is that my friends tell me

that when you piss, there is less interruption

than when you talk

Listen, in any case, I realize

that I miss a lot of things before arriving here

But that's going to be cut, right?

Why?

No, no

Everyone will know

No, that's not good

Because already at home

there is really a reputation to defend

I think it's time to pass a first quote

for Audrey Bernard, who lives in Camper

She is a great classic, who said

Sorry, Madame Bachelot

Half of the political men are good at nothing

The others are ready for everything

Ah, she wishes this storm

It's a policy, huh?

No, it's not a policy

It's a social guide

No, it's not a social guide

No, it's Jean-Yan

No, it's a friend of yours, Valérie

Hey yes, it's Coluche!

A great classic of Coluche

Someone who rarely mentions

for Sarah Flech, who lives in Longumeau

in Les Seines

who said, my wife loves sex

in several places

In the living room, there is the DNA

of the entire neighborhood

Oh, it's refined

Ah, yes

It's someone alive

Because...

It's someone alive

It was in her last performance

I had noticed it myself

Olivier de Benoît?

No, no, no

A French friend

Yes

But a big head

Ah, a big head

Someone who comes to see us from time to time

Titof

Fabrice Deboué?

Fabrice Deboué, Max Boublile, no

In one man show, he said

Ah, yes, in one man show

He does cinema too?

Ah, yes, yes

He even does it

Michel Bougenard?

Michel Bougenard, no, no

He does cinema, you said

he did it too, but

he also plays in role

Ah, yes, of course

He plays more now that he does it

Ah, Elie Sémond?

Ah, Elie Sémond

Ah, the response of Valérie Mérez

Who is more known in couples' stories

this one is not bad

a quote

attention

not easy to identify the author

for Marine Flambant who lives in Spain

Barcelona, Marine Flambant

very exactly

who said

do you know what it means

to go home at night

next to a woman

who will give you a little love

and tenderness

it means

you are wrong in address

that's what it means

Ah, that's really Elie Sémond

No, it's not Benissu or Elie Sémond

It's not Benissu, it could have been

It's French?

No, it's British, a humorist

Oscar Wilde?

It's American because he did a career

in the United States

but he was born in Liverpool

and he was not only a humorist

but also a violinist

Ah, he died?

He died

He is known more as a violinist?

He died in 1998

and the one who is capable here

to remember his name

in my opinion

it would be Henry Goodman

Henry Goodman, good answer

A question for Gérard Thion

who lives in Moustier, Saint-Marie

in the Alps of Haute-Provence

It's beautiful

What is beautiful?

I always go on vacation

I always go to Moustier

Ah, yes, it's true

It's beautiful

It's beautiful there

Moustier, Saint-Marie

It's beautiful there

Maybe it's also Mr...

No, it's Gorge du Verdon

Yes, it's Gorge du Verdon

but in a bit there

it's beautiful

I go every summer

I don't think they were in Charleville-Mézière

No, yes, but it's rich

In fact, my parents, you know

I have a dramatic history

my parents lost their shop

then thanks to you

I earned money

I would have bought a house

they were in the south of France

then I go every summer

to check who doesn't take off the walls

etc

You know, people, when they don't pay the rent

they have to...

Ah, but I didn't know

they were part of the city

I don't think they were

in Charleville-Mézière

No, no, they are in the south

Oh, but it's a pleasure for them

Listen

Well, it's you who paid

so you can

thank you

Maybe even if it's them

who took a name for themselves

Gerard Arthion

to pay 300 bucks more

Oh, well, they are capable

The question is

in any case

it's about botulism

Well, we already talked about it

So, we come back to the botulism

and the sardines

Yes, we already talked about it

in the show

12 people who were in Tarte

Well, it's surprising

because it obviously reminded me

of another form of botulism

the philosophy of botulist Jean-Baptiste

Botul

But who was the philosopher

Jean-Baptiste Botul?

Oh, it's crazy

It's a fact

We invented this

this philosophy

and there's

what's falling in the pan

Bernard-Henry Lévy

Excellent answer

Oh, good

The Rosine Bachelot

Jean-Baptiste Botul

and the botulism

are indeed

a philosopher

and a philosopher

who doesn't exist

It's a character

who had been invented

in the 90s

So, everything had been written

that is, the total biography

of the guy

of the book

He would have written

the sexual life of Emmanuel Cant

You see, a book that obviously

never existed

and it's Frédéric Pages,

journalist of Canard Enchaîné

who had invented

this character

and who didn't only

apply Bernard-Henry Lévy

because it would be fair

to not quote only him

but the dramas

a lot of newspapers

we make papers

and articles

as if they had known

Jean-Baptiste Botul

a philosopher

who never existed

Bravo Roseline Bachelot

Recently, there is a guy

who has entered

into a fashion show

He just put a trash bag

on him

and he did

People take pictures

and do like this

It's incredible

There is an agent

who comes

and plucks the guy

and he did

the whole show

but who wears a trash bag

It's great

when you show the absurdity

of these elites

I think it's great

There is a very funny drawing

about it

since Bernard Arnaud

gave money

for the rest of the heart

Bernard Arnaud is generous

It's true

We have criticized you

but it's still a nice watch

He would have kept it

How much did he give?

He could have bought it

How much did he give

how much did Bernard give?

I don't know

10 millions

10 millions of euros

Listen, the essential

is to give

Yes, of course

Who gave 10 millions here?

Nobody

Is it true?

It's true

Nobody gave 10 millions

10 millions

It's not a big deal for him

but it's a lot for them

We don't know

It's a lot for him

We don't know

No, it's not a lot

No, but I'm going to

I don't understand the song

He could have kept it

for him

Yes, he gives it

He criticizes

He didn't give it

We criticized him

I don't know

How much did he give?

It's important

How much did they give

for our lady?

200 millions

That's good

Interesting information

Think about it

We eat less well

Our lady

We have to restore it too

Listen, there was a funny drawing

I didn't see it

I would have quoted the author

the illustrator

but Bernard Arnault

would have our hearts

to see what we were doing

with his money

There was an old box

of canned food

in the corner

I buy it because

it's a work of art

I have another question

about a museum

A museum that will open

soon

and to go to this museum

you will have to go down

to Saint-Germain-des-Prés

I give you the metro station

because I know

that you are still taking

the metro

for some of you

It's complicated

with Noël Coco

Now I have a paper

because

Yes, for people like you

It's a chain

of emotional support

Noël Coco, I specify

everyone

it's the name of your dog

it's not like

at the Balkans

Your dog

without a man

And then Noël Coco

in the metro

Noël Coco

Now I have

an ordinance

by a psychiatrist

It's not hard

It's a chain

of emotional support

Yes, it doesn't surprise me

It works well

Because

otherwise

we won't have the right

I can take it everywhere

otherwise I'll break the bars

So you have to accept

to have an ordinance

by a psychiatrist

because he doesn't write

that

What does he write about others?

What did you write

about their ordinance?

Exactly

Like my psychological balance

Oh my God

They help each other

in my life

in society

I need to have this dog

all the time with me

Plus a treatment

Yes

Like what?

There are good psychiatrists

Yes

Well, tell me

I was giving you

two stations of metro

Yes, I have the answer

Solferino

or Saint-Germain-des-Prés

to go where?

The new museum

Banksy

Not at all

Is it the new museum

Gainsbourg

which will open there?

Excellent

The answer

If I gave you the address

it would have been too easy

Rue de Verneuil

You will have to wait

on September 20

to see the museum

Gainsbourg

but some journalists

have already been able

to enter

in the two addresses

because there is

the Gainsbourg house

to visit

and in front

there will be another part

of the museum

because the house

is very small

Did you know

that you are on Gainsbourg

Valérie

Yes, of course

Why this little smile?

We had a little smile

No, I had a smile

because I knew

well, no, not at all

I had dinner with him

and Jane

and my boyfriend

at the time

and we had been

after dinner

we had been

after a long time

after dinner

because it was late

in a nightclub

I think it was at Regine

or something like that

I don't know where

and

he offered me a scorpion

I said

Yeah, okay, okay

What is a scorpion?

Well, it was a cocktail

and I spent

the night

in the mess

The open door?

With Jane

who caressed my hair

by saying

Don't worry

it's not going to take a long time

It stings the scorpion

Oh well, listen

it's beautiful memories

Yes, it's magnificent

and like another

it was in Cannes

at the Cannes Festival

we went out from the Martinez

both at the same time

but not

in fact, we didn't go out

from the same room

but we went out at the same time

It's confusing, I think

Yes, yes

We came out

We went out

in the hall

Yes, yes

We went out

in the same room

Yes

And Jane

And it's funny

because on the photo

I have the eyes of recognition

Oh well, yes, you surprise me

And in fact

No, but of course

it was Cannes, Valérie

Oh yes

Well, it's still

Yes, it's still

There, there

It was less drunk

It was more drunk than Cannes

Yes, yes

What a taste, then

Well, he knows

it was Cannes

Wait

We find the same little mouse

Little mouse

He's also drunk

I don't know

But I don't touch

with the first one

No, it's the second one

No, it's not the second one

And yes

So François, how did you

be everywhere with Gainsbourg?

It was great

Listen, in a day

there will be a museum

Valérie Mérez, believe me

there will be something to see

FTL

The big head

answers the audience

We will be the antenna

and our audience

sometimes unhappy

like for example Arnaud

because we know

after Arnaud

a little too much of the song

of Joe Dacin yesterday

Hello Arnaud

Hello

We don't know

We saw that it was not

a song necessarily

adapted to sing it all together

in a stadium at the start

Yes, but yet

if you were from the southwest

you would have completely understood

why it's a anthem at home

Do us then

Ah, well, I don't want to do it

but I just want to explain a little

I play in a band

So it's the famous group

that animates the villages

rugby matches

everything that can happen

in the southwest

etc

and there are three uncontrollable songs

three hymns

which are the first hymn

of the Bavarian hymn

Of course

which has been sung

by the World Cup opening

What is not easy to sing

when you are a Bavarian

That's exactly how it is

I know

You have to say it

You are a Bavarian

You also have the famous

Paquito

where we all see

a boat

and people are wearing

this boat

it's also uncontrollable

and this song

of Joe Dacin

for the lyrics

it's more for the dynamics

that it brings

and I can tell you

that if we don't

the song of Joe Dacin

at a party

we get sent

directly

That's what we said yesterday

that the composer

Yes, yes, yes

I said that the composer

it's him who could be happy

because he touched the rights

of the music

that the lyrics were not always

necessarily sung

it was above all the air

which obviously counted

Yes, but he had

two or three critics

intellectual

among others

like what

Simon

You're wrong

Radio, sir

I know

No, yet I am

the big head since I was very young

for more than 30 years

and I love this show

because we learn a lot of things

but there are times

the critics are not

justified

There is only Mr. Toen

who apparently had

some references

on the Southwest

it was not a bad chance

it was just to make a little

window in the Southwest

and say that here is

the power of the South West

The South West

We love the guy who is holding

all the Parisians

we are not from the Parisians

we must not believe

we come from all regions

what do you think

Yes, but good

it all is very confusing

but we too

we like the Parisians

we must not have a plate

that is 75 but

it's okay

we still like it

I am 64

But you will stay

Ah, it's perfect

It's perfect

But yes, yes

There are some who are

a little bit the group

so it's okay

Thank you very much

It's nice

I love it

I am an old professional

I really appreciate

his ministry

I think it's my holidays

in the Southwest

Listen, I invite you

to eat a hot dog

when you want

Ah, very good

I'm just above you

I'm in the 17th

Yes, it's also very good

La Rochelle, very beautiful

In addition, it's a very big

rugby team

Ah, yes, it's big

It's big

When Mr. Berléan

he did not

he said he could not

have the best

and greatest rugby supporter

here

Yes, but precisely

it was not yesterday

Ah, there

I'm going to try

to find the idiots

who were there yesterday

Ah, there

I think there was

Christophe Barbier

It's Christophe Barbier

who said the worst

I think that's it

Exactly

It's okay

There was also

Jérémie Ferraris

No, Jérémie Ferraris

he did not criticize

I never said

I never said anything

I never criticize

I honestly think

there is a good show

that does not criticize here

Ah, yes

Really

It's a cultural mission

100% cultural

Ah, yes

I even told you

I even played in my show

So it's amazing

I'm going to sing

the audience of the game

I'm going to show you the place

I'm going to see it

What do you sing?

I don't remember

And if you don't exist

It's an exelus

It's a song on Dari

Your show

I love it

since I was very little

and I learn a lot

a lot of things

and I initiated

my girls

your show

Well, listen

Don't change

but

But pay attention

No, no, no

Marilyn now

Hello Marilyn

Hello Lauren

Hello

I'm like Arnaud

I defend La Chanson

Yes, God bless

Since we sing

during the 3rd half

And here you are

Parisien, you seem to have

discovered this challenge

But no

But we know her

You listen to her

Absolutely not what we say

Because I remind you

who yesterday

told me

that this song was used

by the basketball players

since 2015

even before

the rugby man

She even was used

by Joe Dacin

Before the rugby man

He's right

But in addition

we like this song

We never said

we didn't like this song

No, we did a few

taquineries

but it's normal

Yes, yes, Jeremy

I love you

I met you

at the last party

But you said

you had to stop

asking the rugby man

to be happy

because you're stupid

Oh no, it's Christophe Barbier

who said that

You wanted to say something

to Mr. Berlian, right?

Yes, he's defending me

He's defending the rugby man

But I wasn't there

Because I can tell you

that there was one

if I had been there

And then Roseline

I'm sure Roseline

left La Chanson

and said

We saw her

She knew the bandas

And we saw the rugby man

OK, yes

You can give

the eyes of Emilia

No, no, no

Marie-Line

I had the sun

You won't do anything

in La Chanson

It's not planned

Do you know

the version in Bourgogne

the eyes of Emilia?

We kiss you

Marie-Line

Orélie now

Hello Orélie

Hello

Don't tell me

that you're going to go

You too, Orélie

No, I'm not rugby man

Very good

No, with your son, Arthur

He's going to get angry

With your son, Arthur

who is 12 years old

you attended the show

Is that it?

That's it

You came to San Rafael

This is Arthuria

He's been asking since the month of June

But we don't care about this boy

We don't know him

It's not ours

What's his name?

Arthur

We're going to try to find

two places for Arthur

I'm not even sure

that the locations

It's not even locations

It's free

that the reservations

are still open

They're still open

That's it

It's normal that you can't

have two places

if the reservations are not open

Yes, but what do I tell him

for his birthday?

Well, tell him

that his mother will take care of it

So wait, because

No, in addition, you're demanding

Aurélie

Because Arthur, not only

he wants places

to come and see the big heads

I suspect you

besides

it's you rather than him

who wants to come

to attend the show

Because he

what interests him more

I thought we were taking

it's a piece of cake

That's it

That's it, you sold the gift

In fact, no

we already bought the piece of cake

in addition to the PS5

What age is he, Arthur?

He's 12

In fact, he listens to you

every evening

Every evening

In the good place to make his voice

But no

In fact, he's sleeping with you

Well, the 12-year-old boy

he plays with a PS5

he watches

he listens to the radio

but he does

when

he does work

Well, when he's in class

In fact, I would have liked

him to talk to you

but he's still in class

He's still in class

Come on, let's give him a hug

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A question that concerns

Edouard Philippe

who, as you know,

released a book

a book where he talks

and obviously politics

but also places

places that he likes

places that...

What was the exact title?

Places and links?

Places, places, places

places that...

places that tell you...

He talks, he talks

He tells us, he tells us

He's a good titan,

he'll take care of me in any case

It's good to say nothing

Did you really read it?

I didn't finish the title

Abandoned

He didn't finish the title either

No, but listen,

Edouard Philippe, in any case

was obviously interviewed

on the occasion of the release

of Solif

It would be funny,

behind in the bookshelves

they will necessarily meet

with Alain Juppé

who released the bookshelves

Nicolas Sarkozy

who is in charge of the bookshelves

There will be some bottles

in the bookshelves

where we sell...

As much as possible

Yes, you're right

The great authors

What can you buy for me?

That's it

Good hope

In any case, there is a quote

in the bookshelves

the point, a quote from Edouard Philippe

who is not extracted from the book

but extracted from an interview

from an interview

that he well wanted to give

to the former Prime Minister

Mother of the Havre

The Havre, very well classified

in League 1

Which ball?

Because the rugby

has a latitude

That is to say,

beyond a certain latitude

There is no rugby

Below the Loire

New Zealand

South Africa

We are better

Yes, there is no rugby

Ireland

Well, there is still

Well, Edouard Philippe

I say well, Edouard Philippe

because at the end

It's a bit my mother

Well, say Laurent

Yes

Explain to me

Oh Havre, there is no rugby

There is no rugby

Yes, it's the same as the first team

It's like football

Everything is born, Havre

The rugby, the football

and the rugby

It's true

It's the club

of Loire football

and for rugby

It's the same, of course

It came from England

So it happened directly

through the sleeve

Come with us

I learned something

It's great

The mother of the Havre

So she wrote a book

She declared in an interview

an amazing sentence

And indeed

I will remove the last word

of this sentence

It's the principle of the game

of the Ning-Ding

to you to find this word

the responsible politician

who will tell you

the next presidential election

we don't care

it's not the subject

he tells you about

And the caramel

What?

The caramel

The caramel, he said

The caramel

Good answer

from Roselyne Baccholo

And I checked

it doesn't exist

It's not an expression

No, no, it's the one who invented it

It's the one who invented it

No, no, no

I don't know

He already did

put the bololo on the road

The bololo?

What is the bololo?

It's the one who invented it

Do you remember the summer dance?

He said

the people who

who put on makeup

the people who put the bololo

It made you flora

it declared

What did it do?

We don't understand anything

It's good for us

the bololo

but otherwise

And also

for him

There are other reasons

You don't remember

this declaration

No, no

The declaration of Edouard Philippe

doesn't mark you

No, I don't

It makes you

make an information show

on BFM TV

It's not that

The declaration of Edouard Philippe

interests me

The proof

I ask you about this sentence

But it's true that when

he tells us

about the caramel

It's not good

but it's an expression

that doesn't exist

He has the right

He makes expressions

Yes, because the caramel

is soft

so it goes in all directions

That's it

Come on

Thank you Valérie

Come on, Valérie

End of filming

Anyway, here it is

Mr. Edouard Philippe

has effectively used

the expression of the caramel

A caramel

It's a punch

Rather than a caramel

Yes, it's

Really?

Yes, a caramel

A caramel

It's a rather violent

It's not a box

No, no, no

I'm going to stick a caramel

I'm going to give you one

You see

Or take a good caramel

Really?

But at least it's not a lie

No, no, no

No, no, no, no, no

But at the back,

they don't give a punch

Oh, it's you

They touch each other

on the shoulders

So, here I have a question

What does the newspaper

MAMINUTE mean?

The term BOLOLO

used by Edouard Philippe

to evoke

the demonstrations

of the 17th of November

But when was that?

So, the 17th of November

It was in 2018

In 2018

You remember

BOLOLO

There are 4 years

5 even

5 years, Mr. Edouard Philippe

Yes, you should inform yourself

Listen to the BOLOLO

of Edouard Philippe

5 years ago

We don't remember

In any case

Listen, what does it prove

in politics, dear Rosine?

You touch your caramel

Because that's an expression

that exists too

Really?

Yes

Touch your caramel

Is it sexual?

Well

Is it you?

Yes

It means to be competent

Touch your caramel

Know your subject well

But no, it's touching his dick

Touch your caramel

It means

know your subject well

In my case

I prefer it to be hard

No, I said it was sexual

You were kicked out of the caramba

Do you understand

with the abricot, Jeremy?

It's not caramel

It's the abricot

The abricot

But the abricot is feminine sex

Well, yes

That's what she wants to say

Yes, touch the abricot

Since you put the words

a little surprising

There is another word

that I didn't know well

And it's a photo

Always in the point

There is also

some next page

in the hebdomadaire

We see a photo

I should say

quite funny

A photo on which

Elizabeth Borne

and Gérald Darmanin

Without arms

They are playing

together

But what do I use?

In this kind of

A palace in the north

Where are we?

How do you say?

Do we need a where?

A where?

They play in the palace

In the naval battle?

Well, it's a name

This game

And indeed

We see

We even see Borne

who is pinched

And is bouncing

I don't know what

Mr Darmanin

There, there

There is no one who has a gun

I call that

I'm telling you

It's true

The photo is absolutely

incredible

It's when she is

Organized her

Good thing in Turquoise

And she went

Elizabeth Borne

She went

To put order

In all that

So wait

I see on the photo

I see

Three people in a kitchen

Elizabeth Borne

Who is pinched in front

Gérald Darmanin

Who hits his ass

Because that's Gérald Darmanin

And next to it

There is a guy in shorts

With a tie

And tongs

It's true in fact

No, but I assure you

And it's in the point this week

And this photo shows us

A part of

Jean Borlaire

No, not at all

It's very embarrassing

To pinch

It's a ball game

But big balls

A traditional ball game

From the north

It's in the cultural heritage

And material

Of France

This game

Is it true?

No, it's a dog

The ball of Turquoise

So it's just

It's not bad

The ball of Turquoise

But

It's the ball of Turquoise

There is only

There is only a letter left

The ball of Turquoise

The ball

Almost

The ball

Ball

Valérie Meirece's response

It's the ball

Bravo Valérie

STF

François calls from

Tumpleuves in Pevelet, Pevelet, I don't know if it's Pevelet, Tumpleuves in Pevelet.

Tumpleuves, pardon me, I don't know all the big capitals.

Yes, it's a big capital, it's a very important city in northern France.

I imagine.

So hello Laurent, hello France.

And hello to the public.

Hello France.

Hello, hello everyone.

Is it far from Lille or not, their Tumpleuves in Pevelet?

15 kilometers.

You're not far from the match tonight.

Yes, I really wanted to go there.

Because it's...

I jump on my scooter.

You have to remind him, it's in Lille, in the city of Père Mont-Roy.

Yes, it's a big city.

And the French match in Uruguay is taking place tonight.

So, Francois, what do you do in life?

I currently do sculpture.

Oh!

What kind of sculpture do you sculpt?

So it's not conventional sculpture.

No.

I work with paper, cardboard.

I present characters, I press.

Press, press.

The men who run, always press.

Oh yes, that's funny.

Pretty humorous characters, but not too much.

Oh yes.

It's a niche.

It's still a niche.

I have nothing to do.

You have to say that in the north there is a lot of precipitation.

Yes.

Good potency, anyway.

It's okay, it's okay.

Well, I hope it won't rain tonight for the match.

In any case, Francois, you have to listen to the six information given by my big heads.

And be careful, one by one.

You know it well, one by one.

It will give you ...

It will be fun.

Yes, yes, a real one.

All the rest will only be fake news.

That's the principle.

In game.

Well, you're going to go for the south of France.

The pink flames are waiting for you.

Ah!

All close to the Cannae beach in Roussillon.

When I say all close, it's even directly on the Cannae beach in Roussillon.

Since the hotel is on the edge of the sea.

A four-star hotel.

The pink flame is a paradise.

Obviously, our editors are starting to know.

What can I say more than what I haven't said for more than ten years?

It's not a no-no.

My parents don't live far away from here.

But I don't think it adds ...

That's it.

My parents don't live far away from here.

They even bought the hotel with the money that Jeremy ...

Gain here at Rostet.

He probably invested.

So there is a very good restaurant and a salami center.

All this is for you.

It's planned.

Go see on hotelflamonrose.com.

Here are the different fake news.

Among which there will be a real info you have understood.

Jeremy makes a laugh for the start.

And yet another victim killed by a bullet lost during a counter-regulation.

The authors of the shooting will soon be received at the OM training center

in order to better frame their shot.

Valéry Mérez.

Epidemi of botulism.

It's a problem of sterilization of sardines that would be the origin of the disease.

Cyril Anouna and Patrick Sébastien are in guard.

Florian Gazan.

Two floraemerogist detenues leave during a walk in the forest.

The authorities are very worried.

It's been opened.

Their chances of survival are minimal.

Daryl Boudboul.

Retreat of the iPhone 12 because of a too strong emission of electromagnetic waves.

The OMS has warned.

If you testicles start to blink, immediately remove your phone from the pocket of your pants.

François Berléand.

The Pope at the Vélodrome stadium on 23 September next.

The supporters of the Vatican present in the stadium have announced that they will sing

which does not sound like a cat.

Nick.

And Roselyne Bachelot to finish.

The new secretary of state in the city, Sabrina Agresti Roubache,

disappointed by the couscous served in her ministry,

decided to bring her Algerian mom to the kitchen

to have a real couscous with fine semoule.

So.

I will illuminate the charm of Jeremy Ferrari.

Ah, yes.

Jeremy then.

Yes.

Well, he looks like it.

He looks like it.

At the radio.

He looks like it.

At the radio.

Then.

I like Valérie as well.

But no.

No.

Céline Alouna makes us sing.

And Patrick Sébastien makes us sing.

Ah, we're tight.

But no.

Yes, that's it.

Good to see with the optimism.

Yes.

Florian Gazan.

Yes.

It's already too much, you want to say.

Unfortunately, Florian, I have to eliminate you.

Also.

Okay.

I'm Dari Boudoul.

So Dari, what did she say?

It was the iPhone 12.

Yes.

With the stickers that stick.

Yes, it's the end.

Yes, it's the end that.

That's a little bit.

So suddenly.

That's it, that's it.

I'm going to talk about the supporters of the Vatican.

So yes, that's it.

So.

No, I don't think so.

Me neither.

On the other hand, on the other hand,

I think that Madame Bachelot would have said the truth.

Yes, that's true.

This story of Couscous.

I think it looked a little.

Yes, it looked a little big anyway.

It looked a little big, but it's still told by the newspaper.

The Parisian this morning, the new Secretary of State in the city.

She just integrated the government, I think.

Absolutely.

She's a friend of Macron, he seems.

He's close to Mr.

And Macron, Sabrina Agresti Roubache.

And she estimated that Couscous,

which was served by the cooks of the Hotel de Rockleur.

So the Hotel de Rockleur.

That's where the minister is.

It's on the Boulevard Saint-Germain.

We can't take a chance.

It's not a real hotel.

Oh no, it's...

So it's on the minister.

She found that Couscous let her desire.

So she asked her mother, her own mother,

to come for the Toussaint.

Well, it's the opposite.

You see, for the Toussaint, I'm going to see my mother.

You're not a minister.

And in any case, her mother will come for the Toussaint

to the minister to make the Couscous,

to show to the cooks of the minister

how we make the real Algerian Couscous

with fine grain in Algeria.

And it's the minister who provides the boulettes.

Well, surely.

Anyway, it's won for you, Frenchman.

Thank you very much.

Thank you for all your big heads.

You go to the pink flag.

This time, I would like to talk about the mayor of Laïlaire-Rose.

You know this commune in the island of France.

There is a paper concerning this political man

whom we have talked a lot about at the time of the riots

because he was a victim of his home here, the riots.

And it had still marked the public.

This story, obviously, of a mother

assaulting her home with her family in addition.

And since then,

obviously he would have preferred that it did not happen like that.

But since then, he has become a real candidate for the republicans.

You may know his name.

Jean-Brain.

Here is Vincent Jean-Brain.

Bravo Roselyne.

And the title of the Parisian today is Vincent Jean-Brain.

The Coqueluche LR at the moment.

It would seem even that Mr Ciotti,

before giving to think,

offered him the head of the list of Europeans.

He offers them a lot of people.

All this challenge.

Ah yes, you also want to offer them.

No, no, no.

Anyway, the Coqueluche at the moment has become Vincent Jean-Brain,

the mayor of this commune in the island of France, Laïlaire-Rose.

And I went to see obviously a lot of things about this city

that I did not know well.

Well, it's one of the rare four French communes

that has this particularity, Laïlaire-Rose.

There are only four in France.

Is it cultural?

Cultural, not really.

Religious?

Religious, no.

Is it geographical?

Geographic, no.

Is it related to the fact that there are roses?

No, no, not especially, no.

Is it in relation to politics, for example?

Is it...

Is it related to the name of Laïlaire-Rose?

Yes, absolutely.

There are only four communes that have four names in their...

Which are pink, which are pink in the name.

No, but we get closer, we start to burn.

Thanks to Madame Bachelot.

We can find that.

Ah well, we can find it if we look.

Maybe not you, but...

It's a good one.

It's in relation to the trade union, in the title, in the name.

So the trade union, no, but we get closer, little by little.

There is a point of exclamation.

There is no point of exclamation.

The trade union.

So, Lizzie.

Well, there is a trade union on the Y.

It's one of the four cities where there is a trade union on the Y.

Roselyne Bachelot, she is against you.

It's an excellent answer from Dari Koutmoul.

I present my apologies to Dari.

And yes, and yes, it's very rare to have...

It's the queen of the trade union.

A trade union on the Y, it's very, very rare.

And it exists for Laïlaire-Rose, it exists for Moïdolaine,

Faël and Nemours, and Hayes in Champagne.

For Gregory Moll, who we wish for a better future.

Who lives in Aless, in the Gare.

We especially wish for him to touch 300 euros to Monsieur Moll.

The times are hard.

So, the question...

Well, listen, like that, they're done anyway.

Yes, yes.

Otherwise, we're going to do them.

Exactly, you see.

Me, they're done.

Like that, I lie down.

And I would like to talk to you about some...

Where does he live, Moll?

Where did this party come from?

The movement of the trade union?

Pierre Dacke had created the Moou and it was even presented.

The times are hard, vote Moou.

There you go.

Well, I can...

Yes?

Yes, that's my question.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Thank you, mademoiselle Boudboud.

So, it's like that.

Do you advise the ministers?

No, not at all.

Well, there's no Dari Boudboud.

We don't open it to the council.

No, there's no...

They could have been ministers of sports, Dari.

No.

No, really not.

No question.

There were worse.

Ah, it would be nice.

But they speak.

Oh, no, we don't.

They speak.

They speak, you know.

President of the Assembly...

Yes, it's true that it's true that she doesn't like the doors.

No, no.

Without doors.

Ah!

So,

I would like to talk to you about someone who left us a year ago.

Since she passed away on September 14, 2022.

So, it's good.

She passed away a year ago.

Hello.

She passed away an actress, a singer, by the way.

But actresses,

that you have certainly seen in the Navarone canons,

Zorbalogrec, Zed.

Yes.

What is this actress?

She passed away a year ago.

Hello.

Jinalon Obridjida.

No.

Applause.

It's good.

Thank you.

It's good.

Bololo.

Always Bololo.

Jinalon Obridjida.

Melina Mercoury?

Melina Mercoury.

No.

Are you French?

So, a French.

No, she wasn't French.

Irène Papas?

Claudia Cardinal.

What did you say?

Irène Papas.

Yes, Irène Papas.

Excellent response from Florian Gazan.

We have Zorbalogrec's song.

Yes.

It's good.

It's good for us.

She is there, Irène Papas.

Does it sing at the moment?

No.

It's good.

It's good, sir.

Is it good?

Yes.

There were songs on this air, of course.

Zed from Costa Gavras, also the Canons de Navarone.

Here are the main films in which Irène Papas,

international actress,

this illustrated head,

bravo Florian Gazan,

since we are in the celebrations.

There is someone who would have had 40 years today.

It's crazy, because...

He's dead?

Yes, because when I say,

it's good to say that the person is no longer there.

What would I have taken if I had said that?

Someone who would have had 40 years

if she hadn't...

It's a woman.

Yes, if she hadn't gone

by dying 12 years ago

from the club of 27.

Amy Winehouse?

Amy Winehouse.

Excellent response.

What a count.

First of all, there is something that impresses me.

She was only 40 years old.

She was killed 12 years ago.

First, I don't see the years past.

I don't even imagine that it's been 12 years

since Amy Winehouse left.

She died in 2011,

Amy Winehouse.

She was born on 14 September 1983.

She would have had 40 years today.

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singing in canon.

So it seems that countries were not really happy with the result that it gave,

except that the kids are crying at home because we promised them to come and sing in canon

on the ground and that we all screwed up the miyoshes.

I hope that Arthur was not part of it because the auditory will remind us to talk about

his son again.

And then we can sing in mirroir, that is to say in a reverse way or in the crevice,

in the form of retrogradation.

So I admit that I do not know the different ways of singing in canon.

You know, you are a musician, an opera expert, and you sing in the crevice in opera.

No, we did not understand the Marseillais.

Could you explain to us, Mr. Rachin?

Well, actually, yes.

Rachin is in the chorus.

No, no, but I was at the stadium.

It was amazing.

That is to say, we started singing the Marseillais and then suddenly we did not make it.

It's the first time I stopped myself.

But what's going on?

Because it's not you who was supposed to sing, it was the envoys.

But it was you!

In fact, it was not because of you.

So now we've heard another note.

I mean, it's in canon.

Obviously.

Well yes, but the poor guys now.

But yes, it was not necessary that you sing, it was only the envoys.

But no, but simply, it was necessary to warn the public that we were going to sing in canon.

In fact, what is sad is that the President and the U was perfectly in the heart.

And the songs were missed.

We have an example of singing in canon if it is possible.

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,

Saint-Édouard, Saint-Édouard, Saint-Édouard, Saint-Édouard, Saint-Édouard, Saint-Édouard, Saint-Édouard.

So what I propose to you is to try.

So, let's start.

So what are the songs?

On the E.Milly's eyes?

No, not Frère Jacques.

We have three girls in canon who are there.

Roselyne Valérie and Dari.

You sing Frère Jacques.

And we boys, we do sleep you.

So let's try.

1, 2, 3.

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, sleep you.

No, but it's not canon.

In canon, it's not canon.

In canon, it's when we're going to sing about sleeping you.

You're going to be in canon Frère Jacques.

Ok, ok, ok.

But we should start well.

You're going to be in canon Frère Jacques.

You're really going to be in canon Frère Jacques.

Ok, let's start.

Wait, what should we start?

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,

sleep you, sleep you, sleep you.

Sleep you, sleep you, sleep you.

We're going to have to be in order to get to the stage.

It wasn't that bad.

We did well, you think?

Yes, I think it's not bad.

But anyway, we had to ask the Sport Minister to do all this

to get the boys,

and they seem to be going to receive some rewards.

Poor little boys.

No, listen, it's true that it wasn't...

No, it's true that it's horrible when they think about it.

Because all the families must be there for a year,

they repeat, everyone must be there.

At school, in fact, they repeated with their institutions in schools,

and there are a lot of teachers who say,

we can't do that again, we spent 12 months.

They teach them Chilean language.

The little guy, that's it.

The little Garido, the little Garido,

she has a Chilean flu.

That's why Jean-Luc must be happy.

On the other hand, Lime-Néos-Elandais was very well sung.

Yes.

That's the part that really surprised me.

Because you didn't know that you closed your mouth.

Everyone knows that.

Another question, there is another problem.

By the way, it's in the team that we're talking about today

for Georges Duchemin who lives in Boissil-Châtel.

So indeed, there is a problem of management of spectators' flows

between the stadiums.

The best sign, Penuri, you saw that?

Yes.

Penuri 2.

Of beer.

Penuri of beer in the stadiums.

That's hard.

As much as the kids, in canons, they don't care about the beer.

And water.

Yes.

And water, and water, and water too.

Anyway, it's super late for the children.

How?

Well, it's 21 o'clock.

Ah, you?

You have to sing the Marseillais.

Yes, you have to.

You have to listen to the kids from time to time.

You think you have to sleep before?

Well, yes.

Especially if you sing like that.

Well, the best would be if he sang it at 17 o'clock before people came to the stadium.

Who didn't like the kids, Mr. Perlion?

No, you didn't listen to the others.

How did we do in the choruses then?

Oh, I saw an hell.

It was 2003, the canikule.

Ah, yes.

With these kids who were crying all the time.

And it was horrible.

On the other hand, as I played the director, the bad director,

as soon as I...

Yes, you didn't play, suddenly.

Your face.

Yes.

He was angry for a second.

When it was Gérard, Junior,

he could say, silence, please.

Silence!

Yes, silence.

I could go...

I was scared.

Like a dog.

You know, kind of airline companies

who sell tickets with places without kids.

There is even a note today that will be delivered in the press.

Yes, that's it.

We will learn it soon on the phone.

His book is, I prefer to have a dog than children.

Well, we agreed, we stopped the children.

Me, I tried both.

You came back.

Five dogs.

The children depend on their parents.

It's true that dogs are better than children,

but it sings less via the Marseillaise.

It's approved.

Yes, it's approved.

RTL, the book of the day.

The book of the day is a very expected help

since it's Spirou, but not just any Spirou.

A new Spirou drawn by Dany,

that we will have on the phone in a moment.

Dany is a very great illustrator,

one of the best illustrators

to whom we owe characters,

which we will call the name in a moment,

but it's not the object of my first question

because we will stay on Spirou.

In Spirou is the Gorgon Blue.

There is a character that you surely know

because this character already existed in the previous Spirou.

It's that of the journalist.

The journalist always in search of Scoop.

She has a name of Cole, this journalist.

What's her name?

C'est Cotine.

A good response from Roselyne Bachelot.

Hello, Dany.

Hello, hello everyone.

And now, C'est Cotine in Spirou and the Gorgon Blue.

I drew it in my own way.

I think that's what the readers expected.

I think that I am a little known too

to draw pretty girls here.

And therefore, C'est Cotine on the one hand,

let's say a little more sexy.

Exactly.

Well, there is not that C'est Cotine.

Sorry to tell you each one is good,

but the Spirou that you have made us too.

Me, who was used to reading Spirou, I was going.

It was all week.

I was going to buy Spirou at the newspaper market.

It cost 2 francs 50 at the time.

It's cute.

Yes, yes, yes, that's true.

Well, your Spirou...

It doesn't bother us.

No, no, it doesn't bother us.

It doesn't bother us.

So your Spirou, it's like C'est Cotine.

It's become...

We were talking about canons.

Your Spirou became a canon.

He's muscular.

He does surf.

I mean, the girls are going to be

crazy about your Spirou.

It's no longer the little Groum

who was the Spirou of the first few years.

It's true that you are gifted for drawing,

let's say, rather sexy.

I may not be able to say erotic,

but still not far away.

Are you kidding me?

No, but I took back the codes

that identify Spirou immediately,

like its mesh, etc.

But on the other hand,

I gave him proportions,

I would say a little more realistic.

You know, it was Franquin who said to me,

whatever the caricature we did,

everything has to work.

For example, we don't caricature

girls like boys,

but they have to be able to dress up.

He said, with a smile.

And so, it was necessary

that Spirou could dress up

with this side, if you want.

Even if we don't talk about it.

We're far from the BD for children.

You should try with the Stroums.

It's a BD for children and for adults,

a Spirou.

It's for the public.

Even more so,

you have to tell it a story

that allows you to croak,

because I recognized it, I'm not crazy,

to croak Donald Trump.

I didn't get it wrong.

I'm still telling the pitch

of Spirou and the Gorgon Bleu.

During a report,

the journalist Cécotine

discovers that the Champignac Count

is also a recurring character

of Spirou.

Cécotine discovers that the Champignac Count

finances the activities

of a group of 100%

female terror terrorists.

And this terrorist group

is called the Gorgon Bleu.

And by trying to discover the real Spirou

and its fantastic complex,

you will be able to find yourself

on a US aircraft carrier

mandated by a billionth of cynics.

And this billionth of cynics

you made the head of Donald Trump.

Yes, and it bears the name

of Simon Santo.

Yes.

I'm still not crazy,

I recognized his blond or red mesh.

Yes, absolutely.

I didn't really make a caricature

of Trump,

but his mesh is good.

And so it's enough to draw

a blond mesh like that

and a big bead.

And it's Trump, of course.

This is a tradition that used to be

Uderzo with Gosini,

but it was Uderzo, the illustrator

of Asterix.

We were used to finding in Asterix's albums

characters,

Guilux, Pierre Tchernia at the time

or many others.

And here, or even L'improst,

who was caricatured and recognized

under names,

either Golois,

or Romain in Asterix's comics.

Well, there you go.

You also put him with Pyrrhon.

Yes, absolutely.

But it seemed to me

obvious,

this big industrial,

polluter, etc.

and who always finishes

by earning money,

finally, whatever it is,

his activities

and who comes out of all the scandals,

etc.

without any problem.

And by continuing to make money,

I found that Trump was doing well.

First of all,

in a next album

by Maître Roselyne Bachelot.

I love it.

I don't want to be like Cécotine.

Spirou et la Gorgonne Bleu,

it's the new album of Spirou,

revisited by two legends

of the BD,

Dani,

that we had on the phone

and Yann,

and of course,

Seché Dupuis.

Thank you, Dani.

A question for Pierre Roireau

from Paris XVI.

I want you to listen to

a report,

maybe you will recognize it.

And this report,

you can applaud it

tonight

when it will be in Italy.

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Wood Life in Paris XVI.

It's Might,

Mysk,

thirteen of them.

They got busy with the way

of people

moving out of their house.

It's Death,

soma💨

I'll speak in English

but in French.

It's mano…

The Savasya,

You & That's it master.

He says the words.

Yes, he says the words.

Medine?

Medine, no.

The whip?

No.

How long have you been here?

No, sorry.

How long have you been here?

It's been a while.

And tonight, it's going to be at 21.15 p.m.,

which you can start with the applause.

It's not STA.

The Marseillais?

No, it's not Marseille.

No, no, no.

Do you know him?

Sorry.

Why do you know him?

Is there a reason?

I think the question is a bit...

He comes to Grosse Tête?

No, he doesn't come to Grosse Tête.

The problem is that there are many, many, many rappers.

There are many.

Is he born in Avres?

No, not at all.

No, it's not Medine.

It's not Medine.

It's François-Edouard Philippe, but it's not Philippe.

It's linked to an event.

Yes, yes.

Who is going to Rome tonight?

Since it's in Rome that we can applaud this rapper.

It's with the Pope.

Sorry.

The Pope?

The Pope, no.

I'm sure you know him.

I'm sure you know him, in addition to Roselyne.

You know his style.

I know him.

And we need to rap and the Pope.

Why would I know him?

Why would you know him?

Because he's been active for a while.

And you've been a minister.

It's been 15 years since he's been here.

It's been a good time.

But because he's done something else in his life,

during his time.

That's a good example.

Is he a political man?

No, he's not a political man.

He's a sportsman.

By the way, we're in San Rafael

and he thinks he's born in San Rafael.

He's a sportsman.

Oh, he's a sportsman?

He's 32 years old.

A football player?

A football player, no.

A rugby player?

Sorry.

He's a boxer?

A boxer.

No, he's Ervin N. Gapet.

Excellent answer from Florian Gazan.

Thank you.

Ervin N. Gapet is the star of the France de Volet team

who played in the semi-final tonight

against Italy.

So he made a rap album like Tony Parker

at his time.

Exactly.

It was a trap.

Because tonight, he doesn't sing.

Obviously, Ervin N. Gapet.

Tonight, he plays with the France de Volet team

against Italy.

It's going to be hard because it's going to be in Rome.

It's the semi-final.

If we win against the Italians,

we won't be able to forget football.

There's an auditorium that complained to me

two days ago about talking about Volet.

We didn't talk about it enough.

It's done.

I tried to trap you by actually passing you

a sportsman who also does rap.

It's the voice of the team.

It's the star of the team.

It seems that if he hadn't entered

during the previous game in quarter-finals,

we French would never have qualified.

That's true.

Exactly.

No, but it's Michael Jordan of the Volet.

It's really a genius.

He's very, very strong.

I would now like to talk to you about a couple.

A couple who, ten years ago,

talked about him.

He's called this couple.

Bernard and Giorgette.

Almost ten years ago.

It will be ten years in a few weeks.

Well, we were talking about their disappearance

from one and the other.

Giorgette and Bernard.

When you say their disappearance,

it's their death.

Yes.

They are dead together.

I don't like to say harsh words.

We will say their deaths.

They are dead.

At the same time.

Yes.

An accident in the car.

No.

In the water.

And we always talk about this couple.

Since then.

They are killed.

Sorry.

They are killed.

Together.

They were 86 years old, both of them.

Oh yes.

And so that's not the answer.

No.

Because what I ask you is how we call them.

Giorgette and Bernard.

The murders.

The murders of...

The murders together?

Of the place where they are killed.

So why are they killed?

Because they were killed.

They were very sick.

The others wanted to die with them.

They loved each other.

It's true.

So the reason is that they loved each other more.

Sorry.

They loved each other more.

And so did we give them a poetic name like the murder of love or something like that?

Yes.

The murder of St. Agil.

Yes.

But it's true that the place where they did that obviously is important.

It means that today there are not only plays but there is even a book that comes out.

They are killed.

How?

They are thrown from a bridge.

No.

The murders of the box or something.

No.

There are not the murders in their names.

We don't call them the murders.

They are not very beautiful.

The murders.

The wszystkich?

No.

We call them even if they were married.

Optinated.

The motifs.

The motifs?

No.

Notveda.

The motifs.

Yes.

The motifs ofought.

No.

That's where they found them.

The motifs of shortbreads?

No.

The motifs of Paris?

the motifs of Paris.

The motifs of Paris.

Yes.

The motifs of the stage?

No, not a monument.

In one street?

No.

I believe that you heard about it.

Les amants de la ligne 14 ?

Non, non, non.

Vous avez entendu parler...

Ah, c'est dans un restaurant ?

Un restaurant, il y a aussi un...

Un hôtel !

Ah, les amants du Borgartine !

Un hôtel !

Ah, les amants du Georges V !

Non, non, on se rapproche !

Vous avez un lucrayon ?

À les rives gauches, plus tôt.

Les amants de...

Les amants du Lutécia !

Bonne réponse, collective !

Ah, ils se sont pris une belle chambre,

ils se sont suicidés à un champ.

Et exactement, ils se sont pris une belle chambre,

ils se sont suicidés dans la chambre,

on les a retrouvés morts l'un et l'autre à l'autre.

Ils sont bêtes, parce que qui t'a pas payé,

ils auraient dû se faire un mois ou deux, quoi.

Non, mais c'est vrai !

Oh, maintenant !

Mais tu sais que tu vas mourir !

Ah, j'avais pas pensé à ça !

Non, mais attends !

Je vais proposer ça à mes parents.

Je vais leur dire, on arrête la maison,

je la remets en location,

je vous fais six mois au crayon.

Mais oui, mais ils demandent la carte,

ils vont demander ta carte.

Mais tu t'en fous, t'es mort !

C'était des brillants intellectuels.

Ils étaient arrivés à l'hôtel jeudi soir,

avec un bagage,

ils avaient demandé qu'on leur apporte

à 8h30 leur petit déjeuner,

mais l'employé qui est monté

avec le plateau du petit déjeuner

a trouvé porte-close,

il a fait ouvrir,

et il a découvert les deux retraités

étendues sur le lit,

main dans la main,

un sac plastique sur la tête.

Ah, ça, c'est moins...

Bernard et Georgette,

vous voulez...

Mais je crois que c'était interdit,

les sacs plastiques.

Mais, à quel intérêt de comment...

C'est ça ou une paille dans le nez ?

Ils arrivent jeudi soir,

et on les retrouve morts le vendredi matin.

Ils n'ont même pas profité du week-end.

Et pourquoi ils demandent le petit nez, surtout ?

Et ils ont laissé deux lettres

sur qu'on les trouve.

Bah, pas si ils ne voulaient pas pourrir

dans la chambre.

Ils ont laissé deux lettres,

une lettre manuscrite destinée à la famille,

une autre à remettre

au procureur de la République.

Et une petite critique

sur Trepaille Visor,

sur l'hôtel.

Ils avaient mis le feu déranger

sur le tour.

Et Bernard dénonçait

l'absence de loi permettant

de mourir sereinement.

Il expliquait

la loi interdit l'accès

à toute pastilétale

qui permettrait

une mort douce,

écrivait l'ancien...

C'est tout ce que vous nous avez trouvé

de gaie,

là, ce matin,

à deux pas en même temps.

On n'est pas encore 96 ans,

on se dit.

Ah, ça, ça proche.

Bon, on va aller,

on vous prend une chambre.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Alors une question.

Alors tiens,

une question pour changer un peu.

On parlait de BD tout à l'heure,

So it's pretty easy. Normally, if you know the comic strip,

we called it Spirou. I said I was going to buy Spirou every week for 2 francs 50.

And then, sometimes I changed, I bought Tintin.

You see, it was the two ebdomadaires competing with Pif.

There were three ebdomadaires, in fact, for children at that time.

There was Pif, Gadget, Tintin or Spirou.

And Becassine.

Becassine, I was saying to myself, I'm going to wait for the 2000s to meet her.

And that's it.

Let's talk about Tintin, who met Captain Hadock.

Of course, he's one of the favorite characters in the comic strip.

Tintin, Milou, Castafior, Dupont-Dupont, Professor Tournesol.

But we love Captain Hadock, who rages, obviously,

who insults with injuries that only the RG could imagine.

But in which album does Tintin meet Captain Hadock?

Capitan Hadock.

Crab au Passe d'Or.

The Crab au Passe d'Or.

That is to say, there is no Capitan Hadock in the first Tintin.

No, no, because he arrives at the Crab au Passe d'Or.

Because he arrives at the Crab au Passe d'Or.

Well, it's almost the first one.

No, it surprised me because I read all the Tintin,

but I didn't imagine that he would arrive so late,

because maybe I didn't read them in order.

But the Crab au Passe d'Or is the ninth album of Tintin.

That is to say that there are eight adventures of Tintin without Captain Hadock.

And by the way, he is not Moulin Sartre from the start,

he is a Hadock, the castle of Moulin Sartre.

Yes, I live there.

How is that?

The castle of Moulin Sartre.

Did you live with Captain Hadock?

It's true that there is also in Mardin than the Castaphio.

Yes, I don't live in the castle,

but in my little village of 1000 inhabitants,

it's the castle of Cheverny, it's Moulin Sartre.

Of course.

Yes, it's true that RG is inspired by this castle for Moulin Sartre.

There is a huge museum of Tintin.

There is a huge boutique of Tintin.

And there is a huge helmet.

Not at all, no.

And we have a mares who wanted to ...

Me too.

No, but who had asked for the authorization to put Cheverny

under the panels of the city entrance.

Moulin Sartre.

And the RG heretics, we asked for a pharaonic sum.

Well yes, Crab au Passe d'Or.

Well okay, we understood you.

No, because I thought that Moulin Sartre at the beginning

was the property of the Loiseau brothers,

of the Antiquers who stole objects.

Yes, that's it.

And all the other characters, they have been there since the beginning.

There is only the captain of the dock.

No, the Duponts arrive later too.

Tintin, he was not there at the beginning.

Tintin, he arrived at the 3rd album.

At the beginning, there is Cumbilou.

Yes, Cumbilou.

On the ground, he arrives when he presents his plungeant retainer.

Me, my favorite character, I tell you what it was in Tintin.

It was Seraphim Lampion.

Oh yes, a love of little contract.

He always tried to refile his assurances.

That was nice.

And Major Dom too.

Sorry.

The Major Dom.

Nestor.

Nestor, the Major Dom.

But Archibald is nice, Archibald of the Dock.

Ah yes, she knows the name of the captain of the dock

and she wants to throw him in the face.

But we know it.

It has the face of his father Archibald.

You prefer Tintin or Spirou, Mr. Berléan?

Sorry, I'm from Tintinophile, so it's Tintin.

Tintin.

But I have to say, because there is a Spirou who came out

three or four years ago, who is drawn by Mr. Bravo,

who is absolutely extraordinary.

I was reading Boulébile.

It happens during the war.

I was reading Boulébile.

It's funny because we feel a certain fear

among the people who like BD.

When we say Boulébile, we feel that it's not...

No, I was saying Boulébile.

You're popular.

It's like me, we come from nothing.

I feel like Berléan.

I say Boulébile.

He looks at me a bit like a Boulébile.

It's in the hebdomaderte, Tintin.

There was a hebdomaderte Tintin with other...

Yes, there was another one.

There was not even Tintin in Tintin.

There was not Tintin in Tintin.

So at the beginning, in Tintin, there was not Captain Hadock,

there were not the Duponts, there was not Milou,

there was not Tintin.

You don't understand what I mean.

In the hebdomaderte Tintin.

In the hebdomaderte Tintin, there was not necessarily Tintin.

And in the hebdomaderte Spirou, there was not necessarily Spirou.

It depended.

What did you have to buy to have Tintin?

The Alps.

In hebdomadert like that, from time to time, there was Luciluc.

Luciluc was rather in Spirou, for example.

So to have Luciluc, you had to buy Spirou.

Yes.

But to have Tintin, you didn't have to buy Tintin.

No.

However, if you bought Pif, there was always Pif.

And there was Pif, there were small grains planted.

I love Pif.

In Pif, for example, there was not...

There was Tintin.

No, there was Raon in Pif.

Raon.

The Justice Doctor.

Raon in Pif.

Yes.

And Yoko Tsuno in Spirou.

That's Paul McCartney.

No.

And the Scrammoustache.

What is that?

I don't know the Scrammoustache.

Scrammoustache, that's great.

In Spirou, the Scrammoustache.

Geluron.

The Scrammoustache was in Spirou.

The Geluron was in the Glacian river.

No.

In Pif.

Geluron was in Pif.

In Pif, there was Geluron too.

Yes.

With Raon.

Yes.

And Justice Doctor.

Yes.

And 10 cents for the little Fran.

And all that, it was 2 francs 50.

But there was no joy.

There was only in Pif that there were experiences.

Yes.

I was telling him that John is pretty.

And now it's our time.

Yes.

It's full of life.

I thought you were saying you were going to die.

In a moment, we will have Mr. Gilles De Metz on the phone.

So John, don't tell us what his job is.

He is director.

Certainly, but I don't tell you what he is.

Mr. Gilles De Metz, is it always that we asked him recently,

it's the Parisian newspaper that he made Victor Cousin.

We asked him about the World Cup of Rugby.

But what is the link to Mr. De Metz?

There is a little indirect, I must admit,

with the World Cup of Rugby.

And even, I would say more particularly,

with the 15 of France.

Is it precisely, I read an article on the fact that the Pompabière

had exploded in sale.

Would it be the director of this company?

No, not at all.

Because the Pompabière Pompabière,

it's not only for the 15 of France.

No, no, but it seems that rugby has caused the sale of Pompabière.

Something to do with energy?

Energy? No.

Does it have to do with the balloon?

With the balloon? No.

Does it make something to be worn by the rugbymen?

So it makes something to be worn by the rugbymen.

It depends on what you call the rugbymen.

You are all ready.

The t-shirts that are sold in the shops for the people who like it.

No, I know too.

It's because they all have their ears taken off,

so they put bandos.

Yes.

And it's the bandos of the rugbymen,

so that we don't catch them by the ears.

I think, Laurent, that it wouldn't be the...

I think it's the glasses, the famous glasses of Fabien Galtier,

the glasses of Soudeur.

The glasses of the selector, Fabien Galtier.

Good answer!

Oh!

From Florian Gazan.

Hello Mr Demetre.

Hello, hello everyone.

You are director of Opal Demetre.

So what is Opal Demetre?

Is it an optical store?

Where do you find it first?

No, not at all.

It's a manufacturer of glasses.

Yes.

And in which we have a multitude of collections,

collections for children, the children's glasses.

And then a whole collection, of course, of sports glasses,

so at the brand Demetre,

which includes glasses for all sports,

including bicycle, running,

diving, swimming.

The equipment.

And it's the glasses of the selector.

So the glasses that Fabien Galtier wears,

indeed, we rarely see them.

In any case, for someone who is in the city,

you are right to say they are rather sports glasses

because they do not move.

In fact, we can play rugby, we can play squash,

golf, that's still a little less physical.

Basketball.

And the glasses will not move.

Is that good?

Yes, quite.

In fact, these are glasses that are,

even if they are a little thick, they are very light.

They have parts in rubber,

in terms of milk, in terms of the branches,

the parts that are related to the skin.

And then they are mostly almost unbreakable.

I do not like to say the word unbreakable because everything is unbreakable,

everything can break, but they are almost unbreakable.

What are you talking about?

Fabien Galtier, he was a little nervous

to break his glasses without breaking them

because he broke about ten of them a year.

And he went to see, so suddenly,

an optician all along who introduced him to several models

in the model of our collection,

which is indeed a material that is called polyamide,

which is very, very light and unbreakable.

But wait, I'm cutting you because why is he breaking his glasses?

Because he does not play Fabien Galtier.

So he plays a little bit with his players.

So he plays with touch,

that is to say that in fact, he does not play,

but he touches, which is a little similar to,

let's say, playing,

but he also does other sports

and then that's it.

So he had, indeed, the bad habit

of breaking his glasses quite regularly.

And since he got it,

does it still sell more, these famous glasses?

I will not hide that yes, indeed, it sells more

because I think that Fabien Galtier is someone

who is especially at the moment,

who is more than very mediate

and who has a good image at all levels,

at the level of the French.

And he gave a look at these glasses.

There are even articles,

or various Parisians earlier,

but there are articles that have nicknamed

the futurists of glasses

or that have compared these glasses to big brands glasses

because it can actually become a fashion.

And when he came back with, in fact, at home,

he asked a little about his entourage,

how it was going,

and then his entourage told him that

it gave him even more charisma

than he could have.

So he brought them, and since now,

three or four years,

and I think it's luck,

I mean, in a priori,

they are not the Marys since three years,

and I hope it will still bring them luck.

If we ever win the World Cup,

so there, your glasses,

you will sell them everywhere,

through the world.

Yes, but at the same time,

we will not increase the price for that.

We stocked a little bit,

because I imagined that we could sell them in the public.

Do you want to buy these glasses,

you, Mr. Berlian?

I have them, of course.

I'm sure.

Oh yes, really?

Yes.

When did you put them?

Well, when I walk.

Oh yes.

Well, you're not close to breaking them.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Thank you very much.

In any case,

Fabien Galtier's glasses,

it's you,

and well,

I'm going to try to buy them.

Me too, then.

So I looked,

it's a stock rupture.

Oh yes?

Well, I wanted to buy them.

Because you tried to look at them to see.

No, no, we're not in stock,

we're not in stock.

Ah!

So there were a few sites

that didn't have,

maybe expected,

they put the rupture,

but no, it's not rupture.

There's no problem.

Well, go quickly,

increase them then.

No, we won't hit them either.

It's a saint.

Oh, you're a good guy.

Who wants to go far?

Menage his mount.

That's the case.

That's the case of saying it.

Yes.

And listen,

thank you anyway,

you were very kind to answer our questions.

No, but thank you

and then good fun of the show.

Well, especially good match for tonight.

Fabien Galtier's glasses,

another question.

Oh, well,

a question that is going to give homage

to a director,

whose movie came out yesterday.

You know this director

who made The Cume des Jours.

I'm talking about Michel Gondry,

Michel Gondry,

who just released

the book of solutions

with Pierre Ninet,

among others,

and also Blanche Gardin.

Then I gave the answer,

I realize.

Blanche Gardin,

Pierre Ninet,

Blanche Gardin.

No, what novel

did he adapt to The Cume des Jours?

The Cume des Jours.

The Crab au Pince d'Or.

Good answer from François Dernier.

Well, let's go back to rugby

because it's still the current day

with the match tonight.

Well, we asked for a prognosis

to the animal who already had

prognosed the victory of France

against the All Blacks.

Remember, one of the...

Paul Le Poulp.

Paul Le Poulp

at the time of the World Cup.

So which animal is used

by prognosticers

or prognosticers,

I should say,

perhaps,

for the World Cup of Rugby.

A frog.

A frog, as you said.

A frog.

I was joking.

No, no, no, no.

A cock.

R.V. Lorvé.

It's in the morbillant

that this animal had predicted

the blue victory

against the New Zealand.

We had the video

on social networks.

And there,

the same animal

predicted tonight

the victory.

Well, it's easier to predict.

There are tensions.

The victory of France

against the Uruguay.

Yes, of course.

We never know.

We must be careful.

Yes, especially since it's

not the best tonight.

Yes, there are still

some...

Oh no,

France is B.

Yes, it's B.

Yes, it's A.

So it's an animal

whose name is feminine.

Yes, we can say that, dear Rosely.

And who lives in the morbillant.

Well, who lives in the morbillant.

She is there

where we put her.

The mule.

The mule of the morbillant.

The first one is the mule.

The prognostic of the mule.

If I move,

if I move,

if I move Uruguay,

if I don't move,

it's France.

A medusa.

The crab of gold.

It's an animal.

No, it's a crab of gold.

The crab of gold.

It's an animal

who...

Not every time, France.

We never know.

It's an animal

who lives in the water.

So no,

it doesn't live in the water.

It's the Basque-Uni Rondelle.

It's an animal

that we like well,

but it's quite rare at home.

I imagine that...

A giraffe.

It's a giraffe.

Good answer.

There you go.

Yes, in the morbillant.

The famous giraffe of the morbillant.

The morbillant, of course.

Oh yes,

it's a real morbillant.

The giraffe.

The giraffe, of course.

Sophie, it's Sophie the giraffe.

She's close to Vane

in the morbillant.

Indeed.

No, it's not Sophie.

It's not Sophie.

So how does he do it?

It's a male, by the way.

We have to say a giraffe.

I don't know how to say it.

No, it's a giraffe.

A male giraffe.

It's called Obano.

It's the male.

It's the oldest giraffe

in the morbillant.

It's a female.

And how do we deduce

the answers to something?

No, we put...

It's not complicated.

We put

two little pots

with a flag

that represents

the...

The country.

You realize it

by explaining that it's...

With the tail.

You don't know

who makes the articles.

Well, it's like...

It depends

where you see the tail.

Well, no.

Not even.

No.

If Romeo eats

the two sides

and there

where the giraffe goes...

It's the one who wins.

And it worked.

And it worked once.

And we'll see

if it still works tonight.

For Caroline Loche

who lives in

Precise-sur-Oise,

they have nothing to do with...

Malérie?

With everybody

having existed.

No, but we always had

this phrase

from Philippe Bouvard.

Madame Belpère de Loche.

Oh yes, you're right.

That's why we smiled.

Well, it's not Loche.

It's Caroline Loche

who lives in Precise-sur-Oise.

Oh well.

And the question

about Sorirene

who makes her return

always with the same success.

But...

Who is Sorirene?

A singer.

No.

No, no, no.

It's a gastronomic specialty.

Yes, you're right.

No, it's a good sister, sir.

But that's not enough.

It's a heroine?

A heroine, yes.

Absolutely.

A novel?

No.

A series?

No.

A movie?

Yes.

Ah, okay.

So explain.

So it's the main role

of a movie.

The character.

Ah, it's Lanone.

Yes, Lanone.

Excellent answer

from Florian Gazan.

Explain.

Lanone is a horror movie.

And there's the new one

coming out.

It happens in Tarascon,

apparently, in the south of France.

And it's the origin of the thing.

It's an American movie,

you have to say it.

So it's not out yet

at home.

Lanone 2.

Because we can call it that.

It's Lanone 2.

It's called Sorirene.

The curse of St. Lucie.

It will be the title

of the next opus.

It looks like the first one

to carton it.

The horror movie

that scares me the most

is Projet Blair Witch.

Because as there are no special effects,

as soon as there are special effects

in a human,

Projet Blair Witch is incredible.

Tambour with this little boy

who didn't want to grow up there.

The Tambour.

It was horrible!

Look at this Tambour

from your old Chinese machine.

No, the little boy

who didn't grow up is a villain.

It was a bloody.

But you weren't born.

The Tambour from Splendor.

Splendor.

Wonderful.

A boy who didn't want to grow up

is the C.A.

we couldn't look.

It was horrible.

It wasn't good,

and at the same time we were scared.

When we had experienced

the same thing,

There's that too,

the clone.

Yes, that's scary.

There's better than that, what does it mean?

There's better than that, there's a jump.

Ah, a jump, it's scary.

After the 5th...

You saw 3 cinemas, I stopped.

Even Saucy scared me, I'm hearing the title.

So, Saucy is the most terrible.

If you have envy, frankly,

if you have a little friend, a little girlfriend

and you want to end up in each other's arms,

you watch Saucy, a Saucy 2, Saucy 3, Saucy 4, Saucy...

Not to be offended, not to be offended.

Saucy, Saucy, Saucy.

It can end with Saucy.

That's the version of Géki and Michel.

Actually, the last time I saw the horror movie,

it was Scream.

Scream, Scream.

Scream.

But the following was really not good,

it was paranormal activity.

We did a whole flan with this thing.

We just saw a drag that was waking up for one and a half hours.

I was in the 5th,

You stayed at home?

Yes.

It happens to us every morning.

And it's scary!

In what sense?

In the best case.

In what sense?

I have ten.

In what sense?

That we were part of a religious party.

That the one thing that makes a comic book.

It's the worst ones!

But that's true, you're right!

And why the fuck in France also?

The new, what goes out, the nonne, the curse of Sta.

Lucius39.

Tarascon.

It is based on Tarascon in 1956, they've wrote this in a modern magazine.

In one saying you have 73 years of experience in these games, I'm going to ask the same.

Sorirene finds herself once again in front of the demonic force

Valak, the nun. What is Valak, the nun?

Valak, the nun.

Valak because she's from Valachy.

It's not an expression of the Philippine gods.

Sorirene and another sister

go to the search for this demon in France.

Wait, what?

What the fuck, is he going to find it or what?

It's a joke.

What the fuck, look where this demon is coming from.

It's not the nun who is diabolical.

She fights against evil.

A member of the Vatican asks Sorirene to take care of the demon

because she is the only living member of the church knowing the demon.

So Sorirene goes to Tarascon.

She knows him.

She consults a librarian who tells them the relic of the search.

An old abbot became a school, a pensioner for young girls with his province.

And there, she falls on the bridge of happiness.

I'm trying to relaunch the interest of the film.

Let's go back to the most beautiful life.

Well, at the beginning, it made me want to, but then...

No, no, even at the beginning, it didn't make me want to, I think.

No, you have to go see the movie of Ariel Dombal.

Or the movie of Daryl Acon.

Oh no, it's not nice.

It's not nice, but it's very funny.

And ours is not appropriate in France.

A question for Valérie Larve.

Oh my God.

It's a pretty... It's a pretty non-sense.

Nothing to do with you, Valérie.

Valérie Larve lives in the Nevers, it's a cultural, historical question.

Since I'm going to ask you the name of the one who led the German Prussian army

against Napoleon Waterloo.

Blucher?

Well, here's an excellent answer from Madame Bachelot.

Indeed, it's Blucher.

Gerhard Lebrecht, Blucher's wife.

It's better, but it's Blucher.

It's better, it's better, it wasn't better, because it's a terrible defeat for us.

Waterloo, the English were delighted, but still, the poor Napo, he was a poor...

You call him Napo, yes.

Yes, I call him Napo.

Why not?

It's pretty. I like it.

There are people who don't like Napo-Leo, but it was...

It's still a million French deaths in the Napoleonic wars.

The guy is still breaking the atmosphere.

He's always beating around the bush.

Look at that.

He's always beating around the bush.

Mussolini, he's not good, he's not good.

You don't like him.

King Joomune, how is he?

He's still a kid who wanted to be big and...

Yes, but as you can see...

He did a lot of things, Napoleon.

Yes, but I mean, he did a lot of things.

The chance is there, it's great.

Waterloo.

I try to be positive and negative.

Yes, okay.

Oh, put it in the air.

I like Bonaparte.

I prefer Bonaparte to Napo-Leo.

It's the same.

Anyway, I'll take you to Waterloo.

I'll tell you about the battle.

You want me to tell you about it?

Yes.

But with the music of Napo...

We really want to feel the war of blood.

There are others who better tell you than you.

That's very bad, Roselyne.

Watch out.

He didn't even try.

But it's very bad.

Roselyne, watch out.

Look, he was happy.

He knows.

He let it go.

There were tears in his eyes.

You had everything hidden, Roselyne.

No.

Look, he doesn't want it anymore.

Come on, Laurent.

We really want to hear it from you.

No, but there's Fabrizel Dongo anyway.

Yes, okay.

Well, I wanted to tell you the game seen by Blucher.

You see.

That's it.

Because we always have the French aspect, of course.

Whereas it's more interesting to see on the side of enemies, right?

Well, tell it now, since you know so well how to do it, Roselyne.

Well, no, I didn't say that I would tell the story of Waterloo.

But Fabrizel Dongo is from the Stendhal?

Yes, exactly.

We are in 1815.

So, and it's the battle of Waterloo.

He is a horse, Blucher, but his horse will be killed.

That's interesting.

You knew that.

His horse was killed.

His horse is killed, Blucher's horse.

So he falls.

Yes, Blucher's horse falls on him.

We see it well.

He fell.

He completely immobilizes, while the French soldiers approach.

Yes, yes, yes.

He falls at night.

The French horsemen don't see the old Blucher Prussian,

who got rid of his horse thanks to his horse's help.

The Count von Nostlitz, who was close to him,

the following in the next episode,

if you subscribe to Nostlitz, as you said.

No, I just...

I don't want to tell you, actually.

You cut him off, Roselyne.

No, no, no.

You cut him off in my neck.

No, no, no.

So he's under his dead horse.

He gets rid of his horse thanks to his horse's help.

No, the French arrive, but he doesn't see the old Blucher,

who's probably dead next to his horse.

No, but his horse gets rid of his horse.

So he doesn't see a dead horse anymore.

Yes.

So he doesn't run away.

The following, that's where he stops.

He comes back.

Ah, there you go.

He also comes back.

He comes back.

The French come back.

There you go.

But that's it.

The water tank battle.

Sorry, but that's it.

We lose, because we get involved.

I think Blucher, he's crazy.

He comes back.

He comes back with his 34,000 soldiers.

Ah, for real?

Yes, discreetly.

Ah, yes.

He wasn't all alone.

Ah, yes.

He got rid of his horse.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes, he came back.

That's why he gets rid of his horse, 34,000.

Yes, he gets rid of his horse.

And we didn't see him come back with 34,000.

No.

When he comes back, he comes back.

I'm not telling you.

Maybe.

Yes.

Great.

And there?

There.

Imagine a little 34,000 Russian soldiers.

By the way.

We can tell.

He jumps on Napoleon's shoulder.

I would like to see you.

And the French were very good.

He defends the French.

The French who waited for the reinforcements of who?

You know, of Grouchy.

Of Marie-Charles Grouchy.

Bravo.

Who was going to arrive on the same side, by the way.

There you go.

But he was waiting for him.

Where is Grouchy?

Not Grouchy.

Grouchy.

And there you go.

No.

No, because Waterloo is not going to arrive on Napoleon.

It's him.

So who arrives there?

Zorro, normally Zorro is there.

Blucher himself.

Again?

Again.

He's got a horse.

He walks quietly towards Paris and he wants to jump the Pondien.

Oh yes, so he's not that quiet anyway when he walks.

Well he would have done it better like that maybe Diana wouldn't be dead.

No, it's the German.

It's the German.

There's no German under the Pond.

We want to stop talking about it but we need to make an effort.

I would understand.

Yes, yes.

Laurent, we're here.

We're here, Laurent.

Yes, we're here.

And then suddenly, Camilla, it's not true!

Do you know why I hide?

No.

It's because the guest of the day has arrived and he hears you and he hears us.

And he has to say to himself, where am I going to put the feet?

Are you a historian?

No, it's not a historian.

But it's no more a mystery guest now, so we can say it.

Yes, tell us who it is. It's a girl or a boy?

I keep the mystery for a few more minutes.

The guest of the day will be after the pub!

RTL, it's the time of the guest of the day.

The guest of the day is someone you know well.

It's a rendezvous every year, of course,

in the library.

A rendezvous with a book every year expected in September.

Generally, it's even half or late August.

I ask you to welcome Ercel, who this year offers us Psychopomp

at Alba Michel, Psychopompe.

It's the new novel by Amélie Nauton!

After that...

First blood, the Aeroscans, Suave.

I'm going to go back in time to the Assassin's Day,

which she talks about in this book.

The Catiliners, which remains one of my favorites.

Because I was looking at the long list of all your books,

dear Amélie, I was saying to myself, I haven't read it all.

Not every year, but I've read more than half of it.

But it's not bad already.

Bravo Laurent!

So this one, called Psychopomp,

and we'll explain in an instant what it is,

because everyone doesn't necessarily know what's hiding behind this word Psychopomp.

This book starts with a book,

frankly, we don't reveal anything by telling this beautiful book that opens the book.

You can do it for us.

So it's a traditional Japanese book called La Grue Blanche.

It's the story of a t-shirt merchant who sees, flies, a grue,

and says to himself, it's so beautiful, if I could,

create a t-shirt that would have the brilliance of these plumes of grue,

I would be the happiest man.

The next day, someone knocks at his door,

it's a sumptuous young girl with a very beautiful face,

who introduces herself to him and says,

here, I want to marry you.

Like that, without any other form of process,

he says to himself, I would be an idiot to refuse,

so he marries the beautiful young girl.

A little later, they are very happy in marriage,

the young girl tells him, I didn't bring you any gifts,

if you want, I can make you a nose gift for this reason,

but please, a workshop at my disposal.

He does so, and little after that,

the young girl brings him an absolutely sumptuous t-shirt

that makes him seriously think of the blancheur and the plumage of the grue.

The merchant, instead of thinking that it was just the t-shirts of his dreams,

immediately thinks, oh, but I'm going to be able to sell it at a good price.

And he will immediately put it in his store,

and he will take an exorbitant price.

The next day, he will find his wife, he says,

it would be nice to start again.

It would be nice to do it again, because in fact, it sells very well.

And every time, the wife withdraws in her workshop

and brings a still sumptuous t-shirt,

but hey, it smells great,

the prices double every day, the merchant makes gold deals,

but he sees that his wife is in good health,

and she becomes a little green.

She puts on all her clothes.

It doesn't matter at all.

But the merchant sees that he abuses a little,

but he can't stop himself.

He does such good deals.

So he continues to ask his wife to do this magnificent t-shirt.

And one day, he can't stop himself.

He will look through the hole of the lock.

Well, it's in Japan, so there is no real lock.

So finally, he opens the door.

It's pretty, I can tell exactly what you write,

because I love this passage at the moment.

If I entered his workshop, I could maybe help him.

Do you think so?

If he had seen clearly in him,

there, it's the narrator who speaks,

if he had seen clearly in him,

he would have known that in fact,

he wanted to discover his secret of manufacturing

before his imminent death.

It's terrible.

And by opening the door of the workshop,

what does he see?

He sees a superb white grub

that is tearing off the feathers

and glistening them in the t-shirt.

So in fact, he had put it on the wall.

He had put it on the wall, which he apparently had.

Yes.

But you have told the whole book.

No, it's not at all.

It's the beginning, it's the first two pages.

It's the opening.

It's the opening, it's the first five pages.

I have the impression that you had told the end and everything.

I said, you shouldn't do that.

It's the first five pages of the book.

And this book is indeed opened by a account,

a account that we were really telling you when you were four years old.

That's what my Japanese grandmother told me when I was...

It's plagiarism, suddenly.

That's what the opening explains.

Why birds have become...

It's important in your life.

Yes, it's important in my life.

Because that's it.

You talk a lot about birds in the first part more particularly.

And then you were going to talk about what you consider

as the flight of a bird, writing,

since you actually compare the fact of writing

to flying for a bird.

I've always dreamed of flying like a bird.

It never worked.

But obviously, I became a writer.

And after a certain number of years of writing,

I realized that at certain moments of writing,

I was flying.

In fact, the goal of writing is to arrive at the moment where...

You know, when you write, you're in the void.

It's very scary when you write.

Well, we're flying.

It doesn't matter, we master the situation.

We're flying.

Are you writing in the rain or in the keyboard?

In the rain, of course.

Of course.

But all this doesn't explain to us what the title of the book is.

Psycho-pomp.

It's an adjective that generally describes Hermes,

but also made up.

A psycho-pomp is a passer-by.

It's the one who has the power to go to the dead

and come back with eventually a death with him.

Well, you can imagine that I have little hope

of becoming this kind of psycho-pomp here.

But at our modest level, I think being a psycho-pomp

is being able to have contacts with the dead.

And even continue to make them exist, to make them live?

Continue to make them live and then continue the dialogue.

We all found ourselves in the situation of losing a dear being.

And I am very far from being the only one who has come

to feel that the dear being continues to make signs.

So it's obviously the moment when everyone says,

but you're crazy, you're crazy,

it's not just because this person is missing you

that you have the impression of listening to him.

I pretend not because, for example,

in the case of my father's death,

there was such a dialogue that started with him

who was so caressing,

especially caressing that he hadn't started before his death.

It's as if my father had expected to be dead

to start talking to me.

And I recognized his voice and he told me things

that I couldn't know.

So that's it, it's a psycho-pomp experience,

but I'm very far from being the only one who has lived it.

But you also had a last dialogue,

and that's what you're talking about in the book.

And as if you knew it was the last time you saw him.

As if, here I am,

yet I didn't even know,

I didn't know at all that he was going to leave.

But the last time I saw him, it was in Brussels,

and I went to say goodbye to him

and I said goodbye dad, I love you.

And I said to myself, why did I say that?

I never said that, it's not at all the style of the house to say that.

And he answered, goodbye Amélie, I love you.

I said to him, it's crazy, I said to him,

and he answers the same thing,

so that we never said that about our life.

And in fact, I didn't know it was our goodbye.

What is it that manages to die? Or has it failed?

So according to you, Amélie, your time?

So the failure, I don't know,

I haven't had any examples,

but I find that my father has extraordinarily well managed to die.

Not only because we managed to say to each other,

I love you just before,

well it's still not bad.

But because then he started,

well, until he died,

he started talking to me,

and telling me absolutely extraordinary things.

He was a thug.

And I had a nice relationship with him,

but there was a lot of lack in this relationship.

And he started having with me an extraordinary dialogue

that ended with this book called Premier Sans,

where I make a little portrait of my father's voice.

That's what you're talking about in Picopon,

you can write, that's why we talk a lot about birds.

And it's true that after all this is pretty,

this idea of the rain to write,

because Gazan wanted to present to the crowd

and to the heart of the subject.

He is in the heart of the subject.

And then in all religions, in all mythologies,

there are psychopomps.

And in very, very often,

the psychopomp is represented by a bird.

It's true, also with us with the Holy Spirit,

which is the psychopomp of the Christians,

where the Holy Spirit is represented by a colomb.

Do you know how to imitate birds?

Unfortunately, no, but anyway,

there are so many great champions

who are the singers of birds,

who are these great artists

who incredibly imitate birds.

We have learned names of birds,

I mean, in your book.

Yes.

What is this called, this very muscular bird?

L'Angoulevant au Rayard.

That's the bird I would dream of identifying.

It's a kind of little dragon like that,

which has an incredible flight.

And in addition, it's scary.

I've always dreamed of being scared,

but unfortunately, I've never been scared of anyone.

And there is someone who is not scared here,

and who does not imitate birds,

but whatever, sometimes.

There are funny birds in those who imitate.

Today, it is a pleasure to have you

at Grosse Tête, Amélie Noto,

but I hope you have been invited to the Grand Library.

Have you already done it?

I have already done the Grand Library.

With Augustin Trappna?

With Augustin Trappna.

Here he is.

Hello and welcome to the Grand Library,

an show where I invite more talented people than me

so that they listen to me talk.

So, Amélie, a question for you.

Is writing a catharsis,

animated by the linear desire of a Freudian pulsation,

heteroclite and nevertheless absconding,

of a modern thought and a surfer tantrum?

Or did you say, with all these Belgian actors,

all I have to do is to write to take an oseille to the French?

It's the end of the show.

Next week, I will receive Philippe Croison

for his autobiography entitled

« J'avoue, j'ai dû prendre un aigre ».

Amélie Noton, Franck Ferrand,

I wanted to meet you.

Yes.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Jean-Thedame.

And Jean-Talut.

My big head.

So, here it is.

I confirm it.

The moment to narrate the story

of the novelist Amélie Noton,

who, I specify it,

for our young audience,

is not Mercredi in the Adamst family.

Fabienne Claire Noton

was born within a family of noblesse,

Belgian noblesse.

Oh, I'm hot.

Oh, girl.

A father of a diplomat,

she grew up between Japan,

China, New York and South-East Asia,

which gave her the huge advantage

of not knocking on the Belgian accent.

Amélie goes through aggregation

and envisages a career as a teacher

before remembering

that she likes to eat well every day

and also that she loves life.

Amélie goes through her first novel

in 1992

and then goes to the rhythm

of a parent's outing,

such as Jack Lang,

to celebrate music.

In 2005, the novelist

even integrates the Grévin Museum

and turns into, therefore,

such as Jack Lang, once again.

You can welcome Marc-Antoine Lebray.

I will meet you all later

We will add your book

in the next Valleys,

but first, you have to make the Valleys of the day.

Do you agree to stay with us

for the Valleys RTL, Amélie Nothon?

I agree.

Come on, let's go.

In a moment, the Valleys RTL.

The Valleys RTL.

I ask you a number,

Amélie Nothon,

between 1 and 20.

Mathieu Ansry,

therefore, lives in the Rhône.

You can ask

another writer,

his name is Mathieu,

he lives in the Rhône.

And you will ask him,

if he knows the content of the Valleys.

Do you agree to do all this?

I agree.

Let's go.

First sound,

at Mr. Ansry, Mathieu,

in the Rhône.

It sounds.

Hello?

Dear Mathieu,

this is Amélie Nothon.

I want to know

if you know the content of the Valleys RTL.

No.

It's really a shame, Mathieu,

because next to something.

You are much less,

I do not know how to pronounce

the name of the village,

in the Rhône.

Hello, sir.

Amiens, hello.

Amiens, sorry.

It's a shame,

I had Roselyne in the Valleys.

It's still quite rare

to have Amélie Nothon on the phone.

No, it's not every day.

Yes, it's not every day.

Do you continue to listen to RTL anyway?

Well, in the evening,

when I have the car.

In the car.

Would you please,

if there is a defect

of the content of the Valleys,

since manifestly,

you do not know the Valleys,

would you please,

that I offer you

the last book of Amélie Nothon?

Of course.

You have already read a book

of Amélie Nothon.

There is a long time ago.

Well, there you are.

Have you already read a book?

No, I did not.

You could have done it.

Stop it.

If we are all sincere,

you could have done it.

No, I'm not just going there.

It will allow you

to renew with Amélie Nothon.

The last book

is called Psycho-Pompiers.

Excellent.

It's his last novel.

We will offer it to you.

Here, it's a gift

of consolation,

but it's a beautiful consolation.

Not bad.

The last RTL,

are you going with me?

Ah,

but you must calm down.

I do not know if the good RTL

is going with you,

but listen,

first of all,

we offer you

the book of Amélie Nothon

and the good RTL.

Thank you, nice.

Thank you.

And continue as you are.

You are the best.

Well,

listen,

I can not do otherwise.

But

we thank you.

Thank you.

Stay faithful to RTL.

It is true

that at first,

you will talk again

about the assassin

because it is your

first book in Psycho-Pomp,

Amélie Nothon,

who had been

adapted to cinema

I remember

with Barbara Schulze

and Jean-Yann.

How many books

have you adapted?

The one with Sylvie Testu,

of course.

Until now,

there were four

and there will soon be more

because there will be

the wonderful

animated metaphysical drawing

of the tubes,

which will be extremely beautiful.

It will come out in 2024.

And I played

in a

absolutely,

in the love sabotage.

Valérie

played the role of

less children

in the

love sabotage.

It was great,

Valérie.

It's a great memory.

Oh, you give me hot.

Amélie Nothon

publishes a brand new

Psycho-Pomp

at Alba Michel

like every year.

It's a rendez-vous.

Don't miss it.

Thank you for coming

to Grosse-Tête.

Thank you Laurent.

Thank you to all.

See you tomorrow.

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In a moment,

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Julien Céline.

There will be,

among other things,

Marc-Antoine Lebray

comes to Grosse-Tête,

Julien.

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