Les Grosses Têtes: INÉDIT - Les péripéties de Darie Boutboul

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And so I'm asking a taxi. Can you tell me?

I parked my car in a hotel's parking lot.

Can you tell me how well you drive?

No, but it's not very interesting.

Yes, because for my life...

Yes, just like you, Christophe. I find it very, very annoying.

Can you tell the public what you're interested in?

Yes?

No, they say no.

Because for the first time in my life, I took a taxi by foot.

That's not true.

What does she say?

Yes, a taxi by foot.

It's someone who put you on his back, is that it?

The taxi at the parking lot in front of Renault.

But no, the taxi told me I can't drive, we're going to put 45 minutes.

But I can take you by foot.

Well, come on, take me by foot.

So the taxi took me by foot, we have...

I'm sure I talked to him.

No, it surprises me.

And he said to me, you have big balls, big heads.

So I said, yes, yes, so we're not friends, we're not friends.

And he took me by foot, I said, how much do I owe you?

He said, well, no, you have to kiss Laurent Ruequier for me.

That's it.

The next day, a horse comes.

He had 8 legs, the horse...

He was very fast.

I was 5, but not 8.

You would have maybe won more races with 8 legs.

Well, me, so he was 5 all the time.

I did things at 5, but it wasn't...

It wasn't legs.

But that's what you wanted to say.

That's what you wanted to say to the dear Dari when she said she had 5 legs.

She was talking about sex all the time.

Yes, that's why he had to have a little power with the ice cream.

To calm them down?

You're talking nonsense.

No, no, to calm them down.

When they're like that, it's still complicated.

The taxi is faster than the race.

Why?

Because you're going less fast.

The 5th member...

It brakes when he runs.

It brakes when he runs.

It brakes when he runs.

It brakes when he runs.

Look at Julie.

Wait, it doesn't touch the ground.

It doesn't touch the ground.

It's really big.

The horse has a little power with ice cream.

A little power with ice cream.

He sends it a little bit.

It depends. You can try it on a guy.

Why?

Sorry, but he sends it all the time.

A little power works even on the Prince William.

Dari Boudboule, you've known him for a long time.

I've known him for centuries.

You're the little ones, you almost said it.

Even the dog, you must know him.

He doesn't look younger than her.

Coco attacks.

The dog that's gone on the knees of Rachelle Canne.

Like what? He's a connoisseur.

He doesn't call himself the dog.

He's lucky.

So what's going on?

I don't understand. It's the first time

that Moe de Coco makes me confused.

Moe de Coco, that's why.

His name is Moe de Coco.

Retour to the source.

It's wonderful. There's a photo to take.

It's surprising that your dog has gone on the knees

of someone she doesn't know.

Listen, she's very sociable.

Except that she looks at me badly.

Really?

You won't have any crocs tonight.

I left my hand just now.

I have to calm it down.

You don't talk about Rachelle, do you?

No.

I spent the night with a lot of dogs.

I kept all my friends' dogs.

That must be nice.

You're going to become François Berlé, right?

Are you interested?

Interesting.

But I can keep your cat, if you want.

No, they take good care of it.

You can go to my first situation.

No, because I still have something to say.

Oh, shit.

No, but I've done something during the holidays.

Oh, fuck.

In Paris, there were canine boucheries

at the beginning of the century.

What do you mean?

You understand all the words.

There were canine boucheries.

You sold canines and not incisive

or mollets.

It means that people bought

dog meat at the beginning of the century.

In Paris, in canine boucheries.

Yes, why not?

Notice your saucisson.

I can see it very well. It's just a brineau.

There's not much to eat in it.

You didn't know what happened this weekend?

No.

But it's important.

No, it's important.

Are you going to be interested?

No, it's instructive.

We always say, you shouldn't close the canines,

because

a child closes the canines

and we can't lock them.

Even when we don't close the canines,

we don't close the canines.

But why?

Because the pain,

the pain...

What do you mean by pain?

You leave it out of all this.

He's at the hospital, he's doing very well.

And we hug him.

He's going to make someone, don't you think?

That's what he's going to do.

He's going to make someone, don't you think?

He's going to make someone, don't you think?

He's going to make someone, don't you think?

That's what he's going to do.

Who saved you after 4 hours?

Well...

I left the door open

because I have friends who arrived.

Yes.

And they arrived.

And then my friends opened the toilets.

No, but they were looking for me,

so when they entered the house...

Fortunately, they didn't pull the thing right away.

And they had to pay.

They couldn't open it anymore,

but they couldn't open it either.

I can imagine.

You're going fast.

You're going fast.

You're going fast.

No, but I didn't take my phone.

So if they hadn't come,

I would spend 3 days or 1 week in the toilets.

You know what?

I regret it.

I don't want you to love Mrs. Bachelot

because she's the only woman who has balls.

We'll calm down.

I don't want to express it.

We'll calm down.

You don't know what I want to say.

And believe me,

she did a show with Amanda Lear here.

She can...

She can talk in the middle of nowhere.

No, because she doesn't have Amanda.

That's not true.

I saw her naked.

That's not true.

Yes, because at the very beginning,

when we were in Bobino,

we had little loges.

So we were both in the same room,

but really tight to get dressed.

I don't see who gets dressed

but it's a different question.

He's right.

You don't know Dari's skin?

He looks bad,

but it's not possible.

It's horrible.

He doesn't look as good as her.

So we had a surprise.

Yes, yes.

I regret it.

We need to talk.

That's private life.

We arrived.

I wasn't there.

I'm going to explain.

I'm not going to play with questions.

When we arrived in Loge,

there were no more toilets.

We didn't understand

what the reason for removing a door was.

It's not because the door is in repair.

There are no more doors.

The door is very good.

There are no more doors.

So obviously, no one is going to the toilet.

A park.

A park.

A park.

We kept talking

with Dari and the toilets.

So we had the smell of dogs and the smell of the toilets

of Dari Bouboul.

What's crazy is that my friends tell me

that when you piss,

there is less interruption

than when you talk.

Listen,

I miss a lot of things

before arriving here.

It's going to be cut.

No, no.

It's not good.

It's not really a reputation to defend.

I don't talk to the dead,

but when I talk to a spider,

it's crazy.

The one you have on the ceiling?

No, but because I talk to the spiders.

Because it's normal.

But before vacuuming them,

I ask them for forgiveness.

How to vacuum them?

In another house,

I can't leave spiders.

I thought you vacuumed them.

Well, yes.

The spiders are

maybe the reincarnation

of the mom of Christine.

Yes, she has two legs.

Oh yes, she has wings.

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