Les Grosses Têtes: INÉDIT - Les aventures quotidiennes de Laurent Ruquier

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He's gonna recognize me anyway, my laptop.

I swear to you that when I don't have my glasses, my laptop is broken.

Yes, maybe because his laptop has glasses to recognize you.

I don't recognize myself when I put on earphones.

Here's the Lotto and the Euro-Million.

I've played it.

It's the Euro-Million tonight.

Wait, can I give you the numbers I've played?

Well, if he knows them in advance, he'll take them.

Yes, I'd love to know them, but...

It's been months since I've played them.

Well, let's imagine you win.

Yes.

What's gonna change in your life?

I'm buying France 2.

If I win, I'll buy all my books.

What are you doing?

And you're a loser.

Yes, I'm buying the subway.

Yes.

I eat food on the subway.

And I'm going out.

I'm going out on the subway.

Did I not see you?

Yes, but first...

I want to see proof.

Do you know the subway?

No, because I'm taking off my glasses, my mask...

The wig is coming, the wig is coming.

The wig is coming, the wig is coming.

A red dress.

Ariel, Ariel, are you kidding?

Ariel, it's nice to see you.

It's nice to see you.

Because when they go down the subway,

I'm going to take people to the bar for the afternoon!

We say I was on a plane, we're going to get bored by the way.

What are you still doing?

We're waiting for 30 minutes, a passer-by at the airport.

Ah yes, you arrived at Roissy-Charact de Gaulle?

Orly, sir.

Orly, professor, orly, it's a little...

Yeah, normally there's people waiting.

No, no, no, no.

Did you go to Laurent? Did you go to Mykonos?

No.

I was in the south of the Spain, to tell you everything.

I took a long weekend in Pascal, then I took the sun,

and you had to wait 30 minutes on Trans-Avias, right?

Yes, yes, yes.

But every time you talked to me as if I was responsible,

I said I don't know anymore.

But he said Trans, that's why he said Trans!

I thought you were the director, but...

I'm going to tell the lady, by the way, who's called Christine,

who was very nice to the airport with her husband,

these two children who were a little ashamed,

because she stopped talking to me,

to tell you everything, she didn't recognize me.

Do you know what the notoriety is?

She recognized my companion.

Well, at the same time, she's known, Jean-Louis Debray.

When it happens to you, it starts to blow.

Yes, it pushes you.

By the way, now it's over.

I say it to the whole audience.

Now I accept the photos.

You have a good night, you seem to be rested.

I'm going to tell you, I'm so rested that I'm happy to see you.

So yes, I'm happy to see you.

And so, do you spend more where there is someone in the cabin

or only where you throw money?

But there is no one in the cabin.

There was no one in the cabins.

There was no one in the cabins.

There was no one in the cabins.

Honestly, I take the departmental.

No, now we all have the bips there.

Me, I do.

I do.

There's not as much as I do, because I didn't understand how to do it.

It's great.

We have an impression of power.

It's amazing.

But you're still upset.

Yes, but you don't feel it.

You drive a lot, Laurent.

I drive mechanics already, not bad.

You like to drive.

Of course, it's not bad.

I'm laughing at my father's face, but that's all.

Do I ask you a question, my God?

Do you like to drive?

So I'm going to tell you, I know that very well, of course, the first time.

But as you speak next to the microphone and I'm sick of it.

To tell you your face, I'll make you repeat.

Your face?

Your face?

It's a beautiful day for Eddy today.

Yes.

It's really...

So yes, I drive.

I drive.

I drive myself.

I drive myself.

I've only been to the Elysée once.

Yes, it's because we didn't know each other.

Otherwise, I would have invited you.

Of course.

Invited by Nicolas Sarkozy.

I must say that he wanted to know more about me at the time.

Because there, Nicolas Sarkozy had the same scene with all the visitors.

That is to say that you are face to face with Nicolas Sarkozy in a small room.

I was face to face with him.

It lasted half an hour.

It was very nice.

He was very kind to me.

I must say.

But to give me the safe door.

Because there, he made his appearance.

It seemed that it was systematic.

And then he said,

Honey, what DVD will we watch tonight?

Oh no, it's from the bowl that she doesn't change.

And then, after a while, he accompanied me.

Nicolas Sarkozy.

Well, he accompanied me.

I see through the window.

He sees that it surprises me.

Like a huge inflatable castle.

Like Disney in the park.

And then he tells me, very luckily, he tells me,

It's not for me.

It's for children.

Since we are in confidence.

I am for the first time.

Well, if you are going to make me fart the last week.

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

So really, I think you're crazy.

It's not bad at all.

You farted what exactly?

The back, the shoulders.

Because my age is there.

Do you have hair in the back?

And I have white hair that starts to grow.

And it's disgusting.

And so, I got pitted.

In the back, we agree.

In the back, yes.

But you don't have a nervous system in fact, Laurent.

Why?

Well, it hurts extremely.

No, no, no.

You were very kind.

You know that.

We have the impression that he even loved me.

By the way.

Come on, don't hurt me.

Come on, don't hurt me.

But do it anyway.

Come on, I...

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