Les Grosses Têtes: INÉDIT - Alex Vizorek connait-il bien les Grosses Têtes ?

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THE GROSS TETS

Hello, Alex Vizorek.

Hello, The Gross Tets.

Thank you for participating in this Gross Tets podcast.

The first one.

It's my very first podcast.

The Baptême.

It means I'm well integrated here.

Exactly.

It's a little game.

It's simple.

You now know the famous fake news sequence in the Gross Tets show.

Of course.

We did the same thing.

We selected a few anecdotes about the lives of the other Gross Tets.

I'll let you read them one by one,

to tell me if these statements are true or false.

Why?

If you know, let's go.

Let's go.

When Guillaume arrived in Paris to become a humorist,

the first job he took off was to sell crepes.

And I want to say no, because I knew Guillaume

and he was already known in Belgium.

He was already working, so he already had success.

So I think he didn't need it.

Like when we arrived,

unknown at the battle.

I came to Paris to do the French lessons,

so I started from the start.

So I did some stupid jobs.

He was already very famous thanks to his videos and everything.

So I think it's not the case.

So Alex, very good argument.

Nothing to say.

But unfortunately it's false.

In reality, Guillaume, before starting his videos,

he wanted to become a salesman of crepes.

So he went to Paris to make salesman of crepes.

But total failure.

He then came back to Belgium to do communication studies.

And that's where he started making his videos on the Internet,

which he has been doing since Carton.

I don't know.

Then...

When Philippe Gelucke exposed his cats' status in Brussels,

he had announced that he would do it just once.

I think it's false because it's a cliché.

Yes, but in those podcasts, we like it.

Yes, I felt it.

You're right, it's false.

In fact, he never...

So he already exposed them in Brussels?

Yes, of course.

That's when we see that I'm very integrated.

I saw them in Paris on the Champs-Élysées.

And they didn't go to Brussels.

The first son of Florian Gazan was born in 1998.

Sombre Année.

Année, where France becomes world champion.

The second one was born in 2006,

when France is finalist.

The last one was born in 2018 for the second blue star.

You'll hear that there is one of the three that has less luck than the other two.

It seems to me sufficiently heard

so that it can be true.

No, it's false.

Oh shit!

But he has three children.

Florian has three children, but they are not born at all.

At that moment, no, I don't know.

Then...

It's Liane Folli who suggested the name of the French state first.

It seems to me that you should have invented it if it's not true.

At the same time, it's not crazy.

But still, it works well.

So I wanted to say yes.

It's true.

In fact, yes.

So the French state that was inaugurated for the World Cup 90,

the first star of the French team.

It was part of the committee of reflections that had been put in place at the time.

And it's the former minister of sports, Guy Dru,

who wanted to baptize him at the beginning of the big stadium.

And in fact, it's Michel Platini who, after having discussed with Liane Folli,

it's Liane Folli who suggested the name of the French state.

And Michel Platini went back to this information.

It's Liane Folli who was the first to find the name of the French state.

Does she touch the rights of authors every time?

That's an excellent question.

The right to ask her.

Because it would make her a nice retreat.

Joyce Jonathan wrote his album on my guards

by coming back from a week of vacation in Belgium.

It would mean that in Belgium,

it is obligated to be on these guards.

And I say it like that in the past.

We are the most friendly men, the most formidable.

And without a doubt the best lovers of Europe.

So I would be very surprised.

I say it's wrong.

It's wrong, you're right.

Christine, the queen of Christine, we are.

Despite the will of some,

Christine Ocrenth has always refused to take the French nationality.

And I think that's true.

It's true.

Indeed, she had explained to the newspaper Liberation

that she had never wanted to take this French nationality,

she said, without a clear mind of contradiction.

And it was for her that she explained it in a way

to mark herself as another French journalist.

Well, she's right.

Because suddenly, when we do politics

and to treat the subject regularly,

it's practical not to have voted.

Unfortunately, the Belgians don't know enough

that Christine is Belgian.

Because it's true that when we cite the Belgians in Paris,

we rarely cite her, but of course she is.

And so the last one.

During her interview to become a steward,

the jury thought that Jean-François Janssen

was Belgian because of his accent.

And that, it's a problem for me

because it's very possible.

The last one is hard.

I want to say yes.

No, it's wrong.

It's wrong.

Despite his very pronounced accent,

he comes from the north, Jean-François.

It's wrong for the moment.

We're waiting.

Because since we're going,

the invasion of France is expected in the Middle East,

we're going to start in the north

because these people look totally like us.

They make the fries very well.

They are very nice,

which differentiates them from the rest of France.

So I think we're going to make a nice election in the north

and that his accent will be the Belgian one.

In a few years,

I haven't yet the exact dates,

it's going to come.

4 out of 7 for a first, it's not bad.

And I want to say, we're above average.

We're above average.

Thank you for participating in this podcast.

We remind you, on RTL,

we meet again on Monday on Thursday.

Every evening in RTL.

Good evening with Julien Sevier,

Cyprien Cigny and Marion Calet

in the famous Visoconference.

I love that we can meet on YouTube

if you miss,

maybe exceptionally,

there's a podcast here.

There's a podcast, of course,

which works very, very well.

Well, listen, it makes me happy.

I receive a lot of positive feedback

from people who like me well elsewhere

because I worked on other radio before

and who listen to me discreetly on RTL.

It's interdependent.

That's it.

And from RTL editors

who may be discovering with whom

it's going very well.

So I'm happy to be yours.

And in addition to your ticket every evening on RTL,

you have your show Advitam.

Advitam, which runs throughout France

and I come back to Paris with the show.

Because often people tell me,

you don't play in Paris, it's true,

it's for this year.

But the tickets are already in sale

for November 24 at Casino de Paris.

It will be the last ones.

I'm too happy.

On November 23, 2024, Casino de Paris.

You know better than me.

And full dates in Belgium.

Of course.

Wavre, Tournai, Mons,

there will still be Liège and Bruxelles.

And I got a discount for children

for the Christmas party.

Ah, very good.

Because last year,

I had a big success with my first account

which was called

a suppository that wanted to escape its destiny.

The number 2 is finally here.

The story of the suppository that was aiming at the moon.

So we can find it in the book.

Michel Lafond edition, we can find it everywhere.

Thank you Alex for your participation.

Thank you.

See you at the big set.

I hope so.

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