The Therapy Crouch: Half Term from Hell

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Ich bin mit dir jeden Tag.

imagine me,

like getting you back though, like the world war three.

If I went window down I was like...

I'm gonna have that all out!

Hey, welcome to the therapy crotch.

Why do you always say hey, hey, you don't ever talk like that, but on the podcast you go,

hey!

It's welcoming.

Is it?

Hey!

Just put everyone in a uplifted mood instantly.

That puts me in a foul mood, because I feel like it's like an annoying American accent,

for no reason.

Just say hi.

Welcome to the therapy crotch.

Hi!

Welcome to the therapy crotch.

You said you weren't going to have your bloody dopey voice any more since your operation.

No, it's still there, unfortunately.

Do you know why it's still there?

Because Pete didn't do his at home care package.

I have done my at home care.

I just forgot that there was a steroid spray that I needed to spray.

I thought I had to do the saline rinse.

Pete, were you like that with the steroid spray?

Obviously, I'm an impeccable upper body torso.

My torso now is obviously ripped, but my nose is fucked.

So, we might as well get straight into it, because we're in half-term at the minute.

And I'm going to say it's been hell.

Number one, I want to start with, why are they off so long?

How is that even possible?

And why are they unconsided?

Is it kind of like, because didn't Jesus rise for 40 days or something?

No, I know the history of Easter, but that was a Friday to Sunday.

On the 40th day, Rose again.

But...

40?

Is it?

No.

Oh, what's that?

That's Lent, isn't it?

Lent.

Fucking Lent.

Our kids are off for the entire Lent, basically.

The length of Lent.

Even Jesus was like Friday and Sunday.

He still went back in on the Monday.

Seated at the right hand of the Father.

He was walking on water on the Monday.

You know what I mean?

He should be back in school.

Took off for a drink on Tuesday.

Do you remember that in Holloway?

Yeah.

He was getting burned out.

Haven't you gone from Jesus to Craig David in one, like, move?

Because he's a god.

It's been tough, innit, after, and they are off for a hell of a long time.

So, basically, our eldest daughter goes to a different school.

She started a week before.

She broke up a week before.

Yeah.

So, then she had three weeks.

And then, obviously, the little ones had a week at the end.

So, it's a four-week...

Stint.

Stint.

You know, at least in summer, you book things up.

You've just, like, camps to do, holiday, you can go on holiday.

You know, we've got, like, activities, we plan.

For Easter, you just think, there's a little Easter holiday in there, and then it goes on and on.

But, you know, the scariest thing is that they're off at the end of May, as well.

Phenomenal.

Really is.

I think the kids should just go to school every day, including the weekends.

Imagine how clever they'd all be, well-behaved.

I do have a slight issue with school in general, like, they're learning things that are, like,

not setting them up for the real world, you know, like...

Our system is designed to keep people down, that's why.

They don't want to teach people how to invest the money, or how to do banking, or how to do the taxes,

or anything like that, because everyone would rise and be like,

what?

They're not doing that.

So it's like, you stick to algebra, you don't know what the fuck it is in school,

and you won't know what the fuck it is when you get out, and you'll never use it.

Right, seriously, yeah.

Like, what the hell?

Like, you come out of school, right, you don't know how to open a bank account,

you don't know how to pay a mortgage,

you, you know, the languages should be higher up with the agenda.

Oh my god, yeah.

You know, you can't, there's so many things, like, life skills that you don't,

you know, to do a tax return, for instance, so many skills that you come out of school

and you go, yeah, but I know what Pythagoras Theorem is.

Pythagoras Theorem.

But I can't buy a house.

Yeah.

Or use an overdraft, or...

And if you get, like, a D in your Pythagoras Theorem test, you won't be buying a house anyway.

Oh, yeah, you can't go to uni because you can't do, you know, the friggin' decimals.

No, so, yeah, school, the school holidays have been tough, we went to Portugal,

you know, after our neurotic parents' episode, I felt like a kind of tempted fate in a way,

because we got to Portugal and Sophia was in hospital with bloody meningitis,

which was just the most scariest thing on Earth, you know, being in a foreign hospital,

Language Barriers, you know, the words like meningitis being thrown around,

Lumber Punches, Brain Scans, you know, it was horrific, felt so vulnerable and scary.

But I must say, the medical care over there was just out of this world.

And these things always happen, like, on a Sunday at one o'clock in the morning,

it's never, like, Monday afternoon, you know, just to add to that fear.

And that's, you know, the scariness of the situation.

It can never be a normal hour, can it?

No, and then obviously she had to stay in, so then we were, you know, free,

we were just doing shifts, I was doing, like, the night shift,

and then I was doing the day shift, and we were just on separate holidays completely, weren't we?

It wasn't a holiday, was it, let's be honest, it was just looking after her.

And it was scary, but then obviously, you know, you got to look after the little ones.

And then the other three all got sick, they had all the flu and cough, so we were,

Sophia was out the hospital, we were back the hospital with them,

because I'm thinking, I've got three other children, can they catch this viral meningitis?

You know, it was traumatic.

I think we'd had, like, four hours sleep in, like, 30 hours, didn't we?

Yeah.

You know, thank God our friends Caroline and John were there, you know,

that, you know, Sophia went to hospital at one in the morning,

and then I just literally stayed up while you,

because they wouldn't let two people in the hospital at one time.

So then I, you know, and I couldn't leave the other kids, they were in bed.

Caroline and John took us in at six in the morning,

and, you know, everyone was really helpful rallying round.

But never been so scared in my life.

But that was obviously a traumatic experience, you know, we went through that,

and then we came back, and then, I remember Sophia was obviously a lot better now,

and it was a nice day home, and we thought to ourselves, this was the day from hell.

We thought this would be a nice day, we'll go to the park and go on a big walk,

but we'll take the dog and the four kids.

Yeah, you just, you know, we go to bed thinking,

you know, what can we do nice for the kids?

Go to this lovely park, it's walk right round the lake,

and there's a playground there for the kids, and they can climb trees,

and we always get, we always have our little hot dog, don't we, from the hot dog van?

Love that, that was fucking hell.

Like, did people, like, tied the dog to the bench,

the dog literally dragged the bench throughout the whole park to get the hot dog,

then the kids are screaming, the dog's eating all their food.

I remember when the dog, I thought, the dog was just pulling my arm, like, the whole way,

but you know, at first, you're like, that's fine, and it just,

you just 45 minutes in, right, and it's still fucking pulling me, and I'm going like, what?

It's not pulling you in like that, you were like,

oh well, what am I doing?

Like, I've got kids running around, and I'm just making my life so hard,

and then we started talking.

No, but it's quite a posh park as well, isn't it?

So, you know, we had, there's like quite posh people walk around

with the little posh dogs who aren't pulling on the lead,

and Jack is going through this thing,

where you're not allowed to brush his hair at the moment,

so he just literally looks like we found him in a bush.

It's like wild feral.

So they're on the scooters, scooting through everyone,

like, crashing into people, and then a scooter about a mile away,

and turn around, they're like, Mom! Dad!

Like, shoutin' us, just like.

So embarrassing.

So common.

Like, screaming, and you think, God.

Nobody, it got that bad.

Like, we were just like laughing our heads off.

Don't we have a coffee and sat down in that park?

And we just, it was like...

No, I didn't even want a coffee,

because I had that much fucking adrenaline already.

I was like, if I have a coffee, I think I'll have a heart attack and die.

You know what we did though, we sat there right,

and we just thought, we just like, we looked at it all like a zoo.

You know, like, we just, we just sat back and like,

we just watched, like, humans in their natural habitat.

Remember that woman sitting in the sandpat?

Sandpat in the sandpit,

and the kid was just puttin' sand on his head, on her head,

and she was like, no, Rocco, please don't do that to Mummy Rocco.

And she was just getting, like, twatted over the head of the big sand ball.

No, Rocco, please don't do that to Mummy.

It's just like, what are we doing?

What are we doing?

It was so many different, it was like Google Box,

like, there were so many different things going on,

and we were just watching it going like, what?

Don't eat dog poo, Rupert, Rupert, Rupert, put that down.

It's dangerous, Rupert.

Hey, so, the Granddad was on the seesaw.

So many things going on, I was thinking,

we just took ourselves out, we just started laughing at like,

this mad situation that we've all put ourselves in.

We've all had children, we're all fucking hating it.

Everyone there is pretending they're having a nice time.

I'm looking at the fact, the Granddad was on the seesaw,

right, there's a Granddad on the seesaw.

And obviously, it's a bit of a quick one, right?

So, he went up first, that was great,

and then as he went down, he literally fell.

His ass was on the floor, and the kid was like, stayed up.

But the floor was muddy, so he literally,

and then he couldn't get up, because he's a Granddad, right?

So he couldn't get up.

Who's this guy?

Could have been down the pub, do you know?

And then, because we had to tie the dog up

on the other side of the fence.

Our daughter, Liberty, wouldn't come in the park,

she just thought it was cruel, and was hysterical,

that we were leaving Geoffrey.

Literally, the railing was there,

and we were sitting on the other side of the railing.

It was just hell, that day, wasn't it?

It was funny, it just made me laugh.

Do you remember, we passed one fella,

and his kid must have been a bat, who had turned.

And he'd come down this hill on them bikes,

that don't have wheels, pedals, maybe have wheels.

No, they don't have pedals.

Sorry, yeah.

And he was running.

The kid was like, what?

The kid was pinging, he must have been about two or something.

And the dad was bloody Usain Bolt behind him,

leggin' it to try and catch this kid.

And everyone there was just having a total meh.

Absolute nightmare.

The thing is, all of those people did what we did.

They all got up and went, what a lovely thing to do.

We'll take the dog and all the children,

we'll go for a walk, they can have a scoot round.

Me and you can hold hands and walk and watch the dog play.

None of it happened.

I reckon we held hands for 3.4 seconds in total.

I don't think we've held hands for a month.

Honestly, I actually genuinely don't feel like

I've got any emotion to give this week.

Like, I've got nothing left.

I've actually got nothing.

What do you mean by that?

To the point where I'm like,

the only thing I can do is laugh.

But not from, because it's funny, just out of pure hysteria.

Yeah, yeah.

But I like that about us.

I like the fact that we can be in situations like,

we're in something so bad, like sometimes on the planes and stuff like that.

We just laugh, because it's like something will happen.

You'll just go, this is so bad.

Toll grow planes, two of our kids left their iPads on the plane.

So they've gone.

And in the midst of all this, we decided to do the getting rid of the dummies.

Because yeah, our kids, like, I know it's not the right thing to do,

but the three of them still have dummies and it's just been hell trying to get.

Because obviously we couldn't stop Liberty having a dummy because we had baby Johnny.

So she would want a dummy because baby Johnny had one.

Then we had baby Jack.

So baby Johnny, Jack and Lib all had the dummies.

So it was like, we couldn't even take them off the two older ones

because they would always nick the baby ones.

So in the midst of meningitis.

Oh, and Jack, going to the hospital in Portugal as well, because he was coughing.

Well, that goes back to the neurotic parent podcast, didn't it?

That was just because we were so worried about Sophia.

When he started coughing, we felt like we had to take him.

Yeah, but a cough actually doesn't present us.

Viral meningitis doesn't present us a cough,

but he literally didn't stop coughing for like, he had no breath in between.

I had a little bite, I remember, because I just got into bed.

And I thought, I'll sleep with him, just make sure he's all right.

So I was in bed with him and he just did not stop coughing.

And then you were like, right, you've got to take him to the hospital.

And I was like, I knew I had to.

But I was like, you just fucking want me to live in hospitals.

I'm sure you just like me going to hospitals or just up on my feet.

It doesn't quite odd sending your husband to the hospital,

because I have genuinely got a phobia of hospitals.

Like we talked about this on an earlier.

I can't, I can't go.

And I can't, it's about the fear of what they're going to say.

Like I have to kind of let you find it out and then tell me.

And daytime, daytime I could do.

But with Sophia, I just knew something was wrong.

Like it wasn't like a normal bug.

It was just, I just knew when I was going to Pete's, say,

say meningitis, say meningitis.

And it was, I actually couldn't believe it.

So then having three babies at home, I was thinking,

what if they catch it?

So we were on like high alert, like we didn't sleep at all.

I was watching every child like a hawk.

It was just terrifying.

So we had to go back with Jack.

Then we came home.

So this is my wine.

Sorry, I went on a bit of a detail of my wine.

So we got home from Portugal.

Obviously all exhausted, stopped the dummies.

So that was hell, lost the iPads, that was hell.

We had our lovely family day out, which was hell.

Then get into bed, everyone's asleep and Liberty comes in going.

Mum, dad, I feel like I've got the vomit and bug and he went fuck this.

I'm not doing this.

And just got up.

Now your exact words were fuck this, I can't be arsed with this.

Was your exact quote.

And he just stood up and walked out of the room

and went into another bedroom.

So that was another night.

No sleep for me because I was freaking out.

Poor Liberty.

Poor Liberty.

Daddy doesn't love me.

I don't know, I was just like, I was like, no.

I was like having it and I'm out now.

I'm not doing this anymore.

But she wasn't sick.

She just didn't want to sleep in her own bed.

Yeah, I just went to a different bed and shut the door.

I turned the light off.

And I didn't wake up till the morning.

So that's my wine.

I washed my hands of it.

That was my wine, that you did that.

That's fair enough, to be honest.

I just had it up so I couldn't do anymore.

Sometimes you've got to tap out.

Now my weekly wine isn't actually about you, I think.

My god.

Yeah, it's not.

It's about...

I've actually got loads.

Have you?

Just thought of another one then.

Get it off your chest then.

Come on, every time I go to do a wine, you go, I've got another one.

Just go for it.

No, it's fine.

Go on.

I want to hear it now.

Tell me what it's about.

It's just about you.

About me, what?

Why not?

I'm not waiting to hear it.

No, I'm not telling you.

Why not?

I'll say it for a later date.

Well, my wine is about setting up the printer.

You didn't set it up though?

Yeah, but it's just so fucking hard.

Why?

Why would it have to be so hard?

You should be just plug it in

and just put the ink in.

No, because they're all wireless now.

Oh, I just can't stand that wireless.

Yeah, you said that as if you knew what it means.

Well, I heard Lee say it.

I heard Lee talking about it,

which is great until you're internet goes down.

Do you know what I mean?

Just give me a fucking plug, the socket, any day.

I couldn't set it up at all.

And I said, and our builder was here and I was like, Lee,

mate, I can't set this fucking printer up.

Anyway, he basically did it.

And then he asked me in the worst of the years,

like I felt useless because I couldn't set this printer up

and let's get the builders to do it.

And he did it and then he said to me,

so I just need your Apple ID.

And I was like, I don't know it, mate.

I just don't even know what that is.

I don't know what that is either.

People must think we're so thick, you know.

You can't just know your Apple ID off the top of your head.

I saw this thing on Instagram the other day, saying,

how come I know my phone number from when I was 14?

So true.

But I don't know what my Apple ID is now

or like a password that I just set up.

But I always think, when I need to remember something,

I always go like, oh, I remember that.

I'm like connected to something and go, I won't forget it.

And then two seconds later.

It's gone, isn't it?

When we were on holiday, our friends Caroline and John,

they're so clever, a little bit older than us,

but Caroline was a lawyer

and she's the most intelligent person I know.

Well, one of them,

I've got loads of intelligent friends, actually.

You're looking at two of them.

No, I am.

I am attracted to them.

Married into intelligence.

No, I am attracted to them.

That's what I like.

About me?

No.

About you.

Like my friends, they're all so clever.

Or just cleverer than you.

No.

No like full experts on things.

Like genuinely.

No everything.

At our friend John.

Who's talking about...

Sorry, let me just...

So we were talking about our podcast

and they were like, we don't listen to it.

Because she said,

I was just like having a conversation with you two

and we're used to that.

We said, I don't listen to it.

I don't listen to it.

I don't listen to it.

I don't listen to it.

And we tell when we're used to

and we see you all the time.

And also it's not really

our kind of topics of conversations

that we are really listening to.

So bear in mind,

I'm talking to Caroline about this,

and Pete- requesting John,

if he could be an animal,

what animal would you be?

Did I?

Why was that a conversation,

I was up with him?

And they were like,

and then somehow John

started talking about

someone called Anastasia

in der Russischen Revolution.

Aber John schaut nach Popstars,

so ich dachte, Anastasia

war in der Russischen Revolution.

Und er war so,

ich war so, fuck it out,

ich holte Anastasia.

Und er war so,

Abby, nicht alles, was ich gesagt habe,

war zu einer Popstar,

aber das war die Konversation,

das war in der Table,

in einer Zeit.

Du musst nicht auf die fucking Podcast hören.

Ich habe nur Anastasia gehört.

Ich habe nicht gehört,

dass er über den Russischen Revolution gesprochen hat.

Und ich dachte,

Anastasia,

die Popstar,

und er war so,

nicht Abby.

Du remembertest noch was?

Ja, ich habe gesagt,

ich habe gesagt,

ich habe gesagt,

ich habe gesagt,

ich habe gesagt,

wenn du wollte,

John

Wir haben ein

Was ist das?

Das ist nur eine russische Revolution. Wir wissen nicht mehr.

Wenn jemand es weiß, dann melde es uns.

Und教 uns etwas.

Ich habe hier viele Audienzweine.

Ich habe eine Weine für Sie.

Das ist meine Freundin.

Sie kann nicht mehr unerwartete Geräusche machen.

Straftat.

Als ich im Fußball war, war sie neben mir.

Sie beginnt zu schlafen, sie schlafen sie durch ihre Tüte.

Sie schlafen auch die Nähe an und es ist ein Klick.

Ich kann es für so lange halten,

aber es wird aber auch zu lange.

Ich schlafe die Nähe an und sie sagt, was?

Ich sage, stopp die Geräusche.

Sie schlafen es persönlich.

Wenn du mich liebst, dann findest du die Geräusche.

Natürlich.

Sie ist so.

Natürlich. Wir sind glücklich wie Larry.

Aber bei Christen werde ich die Nähe schlafen.

Wer ist hier falsch?

Sie ist international schnell gehy네요.

Sie grandparents haben es gesagt.

Peter, du hast jetzt ein

Ich habe meine Eisgrün auf, danke sehr.

Was?

Weil es...

Ich liebe die Eisgrün.

Ich weiß, aber es ist nur weig.

Nein, ich mag es nicht.

Du machst es manchmal.

Ich bin ein Gemaphofer.

Ich bin nicht.

Kinder sind okay mit der Eisgrün, weil sie keine Gemaphofer haben.

Ich weiß es nicht. Stopp jetzt.

Nein, weil sie nicht so wie ein grüner Tungern haben.

Wenn ich meu ich necessariere, disco das face maskieren.

Ich hab ein grünem Tung.

Wenn ich ein grünes Tung mache.

Ich hab ein grünem Tung.

Aber ich polls klafen.

Du hast...

Rundes.

Ich muss sicherlich alles lentig miesz chi...

Den grade ich jetzt wird,

Weil mein Nose ist nicht in guter Form.

Aber das klingt angenehmer.

Das ist eine Freundin, die so das tut.

Ein zwischendes Schleif für ein Tee.

Wie kannst du das auch so machen?

Das ist schlecht.

Ich will nicht mehr Leute zu Hause hören.

Das ist nicht schön.

Was ist mit den Händen?

Ich mag nicht mit den Händen.

Ich kann das mitnehmen.

Wenn ich einen Händen habe, ist das so.

Händen du?

Was ist das?

Ich tue das.

Ich tue das in die Hände.

Ich tue das in die Hände.

Ich habe immer eine ichche.

Sie hat das.

Sie hat das.

Sie hat das.

Sie hat das.

Das ist so schlecht.

Ich habe das.

Ich habe das.

Ich habe große Tonzeln.

Das ist nicht unangenehm.

Was?

Das ist unangenehm.

Ich weiß nicht, wie du das machst.

Das ist nicht gut für mich.

Was ist gut für mich?

Das ist der höchste Dessert.

Das kann niemanden erreichen.

Wenn du meinen Namen sagst.

Das ist Indien.

Wer ist das?

Pete.

Ich muss starten.

Pete.

Pete.

Pete.

Wer ist das?

Norm Dieu, das hast duISHao Touare protagon.

Du hörst es schon Street Marriage.

Das.

Du hörst es schon Street crabie.

Du hörst es schon Street Marriage.

Du hörst es jetzt Street奶.

Paul, du hast es

Du hast es nur wieder gemacht, oder?

Was ist das?

Ich habe etwas kalt.

Ich kann eigentlich nicht im Moment sprechen.

Siehst du, diese kleinen Gebiete, die wir vorhin übernachten,

auf dem Bewegenden Episode,

da gibt es eigentlich nichts, was du tust,

17 Jahre später.

Das bekommt wirklich jemand aus, wie er sagt.

Er macht diese kleinen Geräusche und so.

Er sagt, ah, Sean, ist das das, was da ist?

Hast du das gesehen?

Hast du das gesehen?

Er geht,

ist er seine Hände schniffen?

Jockem Lowe-Style.

Er smells like his hand.

All the time.

Hast du Jockem Lowe-Style?

Er schniff es.

Er schniff es.

Er kennt das Video.

Wenn du nicht das Video kennst,

schniff er es.

Er schniff es.

Er schniff es.

Er schniff es.

Er schniff es.

Er schniff es.

Er schniff es.

Er schniff es.

Er tut ihm möglichst viel.

Er Mayo-Style hat

Mein Husband denkt, es ist ein Turn-off.

Sorry.

Aber es ist eine andere und eine andere.

Femal, 33 von Hartfordshire.

Absolut nicht für mich.

Ich glaube, es ist das Wichtigste.

Ich würde das nicht tun.

Es ist nicht ideal.

Wenn ich einen Partner hatte,

war es ein Fart.

Ich weiß nicht, ob es ein sexes Ding ist,

aber wenn du sie nackst,

dann hast du eine große Fahre.

Das macht mich fühlen.

Ich weiß nicht.

Ich glaube, ich bin 42 Jahre alt.

Wenn jemand nicht fährt,

dann lächel ich noch.

Ich weiß nicht, wann ich das fange.

Aber wenn du das fängst,

dann lächel ich noch 100.

Ich glaube, du lächelst.

Aber ich habe nie fassen.

Es ist auch lustig, nicht?

Ich weiß nicht, warum.

Aber sie sind lustig.

Ich weiß noch nicht, wenn die P impersonaten.

Ich glaube, sie haben Gemüse.

Zuerst bin ich heute noch tumb.

Sagt ihr, um die Wettbewerb zu machen.

Was, solche 1200 Wetten.

Sie betreffen wirklich viel.

Well, if their husband listens to this, he'll be like ...

Do you resolve them basically?

I don't let you anywhere near the bank cards, that's the only way you haven't lost them.

You still leave, well the other day, for instance, in the car.

I've got apple pay.

No.

Yeah.

Boy, I shaka.

But the other day, you know that stuff in the middle there was an orange peel and a banana.

And what did I say?

Yeah, actually.

What did I say?

Yeah, you did.

I said to Pete, I'm just an orange and a banana.

And it's there, but when we get out of the car, I will take it out.

Did you know what happened?

She left it.

I took it out.

You are a liar.

That's true, babe.

I did.

I threw it in the skip.

That is such a lie.

100% I took it out, babe.

I can show you exactly where I put it.

Eigentlich brauche ich nur ein Shopsystem, um meine Produkte online zu verkaufen.

Ich denke, ich denke, wie es nach einem halben Tag zu tun wird, ist es geplant.

Aber es muss so schwer sein, weil ich eigentlich nicht verstehe, wie du dich koppest.

Wenn beide Eltern jeden Tag 9 bis 5 Uhr arbeiten und die Kinder so lange arbeiten, wie

sie das juggle?

Das muss so schwer sein.

Du weißt, was ich meine?

Ja, es ist unglaublich schwer.

Und dann, natürlich, die Wetter war so schlecht auf der Oeste hier.

Auch wenn du Planen hast, sie gehen mit dem Fenster weg, weil du nicht auf den Park gehen kannst.

Du kannst nicht das tun.

Weil die Wetter so krass ist.

Ich habe ein paar Dinge geschrieben, die ich über die Kurs von diesem halben Tag gemacht habe.

Ich wusste, dass ich das gemacht habe.

Ich habe ein paar Dinge gemacht, die die Kinder gesagt haben.

Das war unglaublich schwer.

Oh, was haben die?

Was haben sie in den Park gemacht?

Ja, ich habe sie gemacht.

Wir haben eine Familie gefahren.

Wenn ich morgen morgens sterbe, wäre es so, dass ich meine Kinder nicht existieren würde.

Ich bin nicht auf einer Piste.

Peter auf alle Piste oder nur die Kinder.

Ich bin nie auf ihnen.

Ich habe eine tolle Piste.

Ich habe eigentlich alle die Kinder und die Kinder und ein Ab in einem.

Es war das erste Mal.

Alle Kinder und die Kinder?

Ich dachte, du musst das tun.

Und Jeffrey?

Und Pete sagte, alle drei haben gesagt, Jack sagte,

Hell on Earth.

Aber er sagte eigentlich, ich habe gesagt,

nach dem Freien, alle sagen, Hell on Earth.

Und er sagte eigentlich, Hell on Earth.

Das war unglaublich.

Der andere war Johnny.

Er sagte, du musst das tun, weil er gesagt hat,

wo du siehst, wo du siehst, wo du siehst.

Er sagte, du winkst.

Er sagte, ich bin gut.

Ich hatte Jack einen Wink.

Er sagte, warum winkst du?

Und ich sagte, wenn du siehst, winkst du etwas.

Und er sagte, was machst du, Johnny?

Und er sagte, Perf.

Er sagte, was machst du?

Und du siehst, wo du siehst, wo du siehst.

Perf.

Oh mein Gott.

Und er sagte, wer hat das gesagt?

Er sagte, der Vater.

Er sagte, der Vater.

Ich weiß nicht, wo er es kommt.

Es ist so, wenn du fährst,

und dann sagt, wenn ein Mädchen passen kann.

Du kannst es nicht sagen, oder?

Aber ich denke, ich bin furchtbar, oder?

Sie sagen, warum hast du die Perf gesehen?

Du hast es ein paar Mal gesagt, in einem Auto.

Ja, weil du das machst.

Wenn ein Mädchen passen kann,

was soll ich tun?

Also, du admitst, sie war gut?

Nein, ich glaube, sie war gut.

Aber wenn ein guter Mädchen passen kann,

was soll ich tun?

Du kannst nicht gehen,

weil wenn sie nicht waren, wirst du nichts sagen.

Aber ich weiß nicht, ob sie gut sind.

Wenn sie nicht sind?

Sie sind nicht von hinten zu hinten.

Also, du musst einfach was haben?

Was?

Es ist nicht wahr.

Es ist nicht wahr.

Aber wo er von da ist,

ist das Karstenario, wo du stoppen kannst.

Er sagt, wenn du eine Perf hast,

dann fährst du auf die Perf.

Dann fährst du auf die Perf.

Ich habe einen Freund von mir gesagt,

dass etwas similar passiert zu mir.

Er sagte, sie wahren auf der Straße.

Er hat sich auf einer Steine gewid pflegt.

Er wollte nach Stelle einfangen.

very quick.

Zusammen самой,

ich habe den Chat geklappt.

So, sie warerie MOM

Finger, die onions.

Ich habe sie geklappt.

Es hat afraid.

aaaa

Das ist so lustig.

Es ist so lustig, dass alle diese Kinder auf der Seite des Töpfe kommen,

dass die Töpfe auf der Seite des Töpfe kommen.

Das ist so lustig.

Du remembertest das nicht?

Me und Sophia haben dich zurückgekommen, nicht?

Denn Pete hat mich wirklich verletzt,

wenn du eine Frau mit einem

Töpfe im

Handrauch lessons gespielt.

I'm joking.

Too far, I'm a girl.

I'm joking, I'm joking.

I'm too far.

I'm joking.

I couldn't tell.

Even them like was the other one.

I'm joking.

But made Sophia to get you back, didn't we?

I just wound the window down.

I went, whoa!

Hey, sexy!

She went back.

You were like, I can't believe you've just done that.

And I was like, see, it's not nice.

Yeah, but then like, like, imagine me.

Like getting you back though.

But like, it would be world war three.

If I went window down, I was like, gorgeous.

You did that.

This podcast is a bit random, isn't it?

A bit random.

You wouldn't be happy with that though, would you?

No.

I'd just get out of the car.

Believe you.

When we were in Portugal the other day, this guy was walking towards us.

And Pete went, we walked into the square.

This is highly embarrassing.

No, you should definitely be for the thing.

So when we were walking to this restaurant,

like you go into a little square, like under a tunnel,

this guy coming towards us with his wife.

And he goes, oh my God!

Like that.

One of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

I thought it was someone else, like didn't even.

I thought it was someone else, one of our mates.

And he's walking towards me,

but I can't really see him that well.

But I was certain it was him.

So certain that I went, hi, hi, here he is.

And then the fella was like,

and then he got closer and I went,

that's not what you think it is.

I was literally dying.

But then he had to shake my hand then,

he had to shake my hand.

I think obviously he knew who I was.

So he was like, all right mate,

all right, I'll see you later mate.

And then because I thought Pete knew him,

I was going like that to his wife.

Oh hi!

And she was like, hi!

I'm just thinking about my half terms

and my holidays.

It's a simple term.

All I needed was a bike and a ball.

But I can't remember ever causing my mum stress.

Like ours goes us.

Do you know what I mean?

Half terms.

I think the difference with our kids,

our kids find it so difficult to do anything without us.

They won't just entertain themselves,

they want us there at every moment.

When I was a child, I used to avoid my mum,

because she'd be like, we're going home now,

if you went nearer.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

But I think when we were younger,

it was safer, you could play out on the street.

Everyone's too scared to let the kids play out on the street now, aren't they?

You just wouldn't do it.

Yeah, maybe.

We just played football every single day,

every moment that we could.

I used to go to the boysy.

It's like a holiday camp kind of thing in the youth club.

Like bike a grove.

Like bike a grove, yeah, exactly like that.

And you'd have art classes,

or you could do dance, the boys would play footy.

I did a few activity camps in that.

We did just do a sport camp sometimes.

Yeah.

That was good.

And then we just played football for most of the time.

And Sam always played football in tennis.

And just riding our bikes around, there and back.

So when it was the moment,

we woke up to the moment it was dark.

Every single day.

But it is hard now, what to do.

With the kids.

What advice could you give to people?

It is a big deal having children.

For anyone who is thinking about it out there.

It is a bit like, we are joking because I do love it.

It's been hard.

That's what we were actually saying.

When we were sitting in the park the other day,

looking at every single person in there, having a mare.

Genuinely they were.

I think it's something to do with it,

towards the end of the halftime.

It's a long holiday.

And I was like, it's for those little moments.

And you're like, is it though?

Are they worth it?

And I was like, no it is.

Genuinely is.

That might be something that you have to say.

No it isn't.

You know ourselves.

If we go away for two nights without the kids,

we can't do longer.

We are desperate to get home.

Or when they are not here, you are like,

the house doesn't seem like a home without them.

Or if you have been here on your own without being the kids,

you hate it don't you?

Or is that just something I just tell you?

Is it?

No, it's weird.

I've been in the house twice,

about five years.

It's very strange.

You've been together longer than five years?

I know, but I'm just saying.

It is very strange.

But there was a time I was just thinking,

when there was a couple walking past us,

we were just walking.

Yeah, they were just talking about

a wide range of adult topics.

The Russian Revolution.

I just thought, that would be quite nice.

We could actually do that when the kids go to school.

But we don't?

We probably wouldn't.

Could you just go to golf all the time?

Believe me.

We do loads of stuff together.

Golf is more fun than that.

I said to Pete,

when we were on holiday,

I felt so lonely,

because I was in the hospital the whole time.

And then I get back,

and Pete would go.

Then the first day we got back.

You sat on one sun lounger,

and I sat on the other one,

literally opposite sides of the pool.

I was like, Pete, we're not even sitting next to you.

I'm with you every day.

Do you remember you said that?

And I was like, yeah.

You went, oh God, I'm with you every second of the day.

Oh my God.

That's what you said.

I felt down after those that time

was stressful.

I did have a bit of a meltdown.

We're just coming out of the half-term section.

I feel like any advice out there,

I would say planning is key.

Planning is key.

It's going into a summer holiday or a half term.

It's activities, playdates.

If you could afford to go on holiday,

do that, but have activity.

und sie machen das, aber sie haben die Aktivität, die Dinge da drüben.

Wir hatten das ganze Plan, für uns zu gehen, wo wir nicht einen Plan gemacht haben.

Ja, weil Sevilla uns getötet hat.

Das war der einzige Grund, warum wir...

All of them were ill?

Ja, all of them were ill, ja.

Es war eine Reise von ill, und das war, weil sie nicht gut waren.

Ja, man muss sich nur nach außen schauen.

Man kann nicht, wenn sie rausgehen, man kann nicht in den Pool gehen, man kann nicht essen.

All die Dinge, die man im Holiday machen kann, man kann nicht.

Ja, ich denke, weil...

Man wird schmerzlos.

Ja, weil man so Angst hat über die Kinder, und man will sie okay sein.

Das macht es wirklich stressig, aber...

In unserer Beziehung ist das ein Sekundär, nicht?

Weil du musst dich sicher machen, deine Kinder sind alright.

Ja.

Du kannst nicht selbstig sein, über was du willst.

Ja, natürlich nicht.

Das ist was ich sage.

Aber ich fühle mich, dass wir wahrscheinlich...

Weil wir ein bisschen vermerkt haben, mit dem...

Was ich sage, ist, wir brauchen Zeit für uns, wenn die Halbzeit fertig ist.

Ja.

Wir werden das machen, okay?

Ja.

Ich werde dich so schön machen.

Wie?

Ich trage dich wie die Prinzessin, die du mir gebrauchst.

Klar, ich werde dich machen.

Wir fliegen jetzt in die Agniabs.

Ich frage, ob ich heute aufregen kann.

Wollen wir...

Das ist massiv, ich weiß nicht, ob du das alles machen kannst.

Was?

Was?

Komm, wir sehen uns.

Ich mache es.

Es ist eine 2-Page, ja?

2-Page?

Hi, Abby und Pete.

Ich hoffe, du möchtest mir etwas Hinweise geben,

um meine Wettbewerbsplans für nächstes Jahr zu geben.

Als Fußballer, ist das immer eine Idee von mir.

Aber ich habe mich zu meiner Familie gehofft,

dass es nicht gut ging.

Was mache ich?

Möchte ich es aufs Schalern?

Oder habe ich meine Wettbewerbsplans geschnitten,

als es immer mein Dream war?

Und hier hast du gesagt, dass Menschen nicht drüben sind,

über die Wettbewerbsplans.

Er ist wieder falsch.

Was sagt er?

Er drüben über eine Wettbewerbsplans?

Ein Fußballwettbewerbsplans?

Oh, ja.

Different, oder?

Eigentlich, ich möchte komplett...

Du hast die Wettbewerbsplans geübt.

Die Wettbewerbsplans werden Chelsea, Blu und White geübt.

Die Wettbewerbsplans werden Chelsea, Blu und White geübt.

Und die Wettbewerbsplans werden Chelsea, Blu und White geübt.

Ich würde idealistische Musik sein,

die Blu ist die Colour.

Blu ist die Colour.

Blu ist die Colour.

But ball is the game.

We're all together.

And winning is our aim.

So we run all through the room.

Chelsea is our aim.

And then another Chelsea-Theme-Songs around this.

The liquidator as a sign...

Liquidator is a tune, by the way.

The liquidator as we sign the paperwork, etc.

And as soon as the vicar announces that we are man and wife,

I'd like madness one step beyond to kick in,

so the guests can all jump around and celebrate.

This whole music part isn't going to go down well.

Apparently traditional is far better.

I don't mind some of them songs, apart from the...

So, a wedding is the love between two people,

but always it's the female's dream.

It's the lady's dream.

So he's dreaming of this Chelsea-Theme wedding.

Why is he not allowed to have that?

It's a quality for all.

The big dream princess wedding,

every man has to go through.

It's not their dream.

This is his dream.

Why is he not allowed to get that dream?

Why are we laughing about it?

It's not about him not having the dream.

It's a bit heavy.

Okay, fine.

You went down to the freaking altar, Nicki Minaj.

So you can't talk.

I don't have this moment for life.

Instead of an order of service,

I would like us to have an official matchday programme.

So it would be the...

Why doesn't he just save all this for his kids' first birthday?

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, carry on.

I would like us to have an official matchday programme.

So it would be themed on this, laid out in the same way.

Not exactly sure on the content, but all pictures, etc.

And maybe a column from the main participants,

Best Man, Father of Bride, etc.

With regards to guests, I have a much bigger family.

So I've suggested my family are the home fans

and have the front seats.

And here, it's much smaller.

Family members could sit in the back corner,

which will be the away end.

And instead of my friends being ushers,

they'll be stewards and wear high-vis jackets

throughout the ceremony.

And be positioned in a line between families.

All guests will be given tickets,

to which they would need to present on the door.

I've been trying to locate and buy a turnstile

from the old shed and stand.

But this is seemingly impossible.

This is brilliant.

We have decided we'll have two hymns,

yet to be decided which.

I've requested Lord of the Dance,

as this is a Chelsea song, but with the carefree words.

Carefree?

And ten men went to Moe.

Again, apparently this is stupid.

Believe it or not, this is a bit of a toned-down version

to my original thoughts.

And this included my best man beers,

dressed as a Stamford the Lion,

asking the vicar to wear a full referees kit,

and myself and the fiance arriving in teambosses,

rather than wedding cars.

Would you advise I stand my ground?

It's my big day too, so I really wanted to be

how I imagined it, but am I going too far?

If I was to scale back further,

what bits should I keep?

And dare I ask, have you got any other football-themed ideas?

I could ask Nick.

Great idea.

Tightly on board with it.

I think Nick should go into party planning.

I'd say absolutely everything there.

I mean, you would be devastated, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you not be devastated?

Yeah, but I don't get when people get married

at football stadiums.

It happens all the time.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

Well, it's not, no.

If we were both into a team

and it dominated our lives,

and we went to football together,

that was our thing,

then that's your thing.

Some couples, it's only because you don't like football.

But if we both like football,

if we both went to the game every Saturday,

we'd religiously go to the games,

you would get married.

Say it, Anfield.

If we went every week together.

It's just so far out of our...

It's just not on our radar, but...

I'd like to get married in a zoo or something like that.

Would you?

If you're talking about in a themed kind of place,

like a football stadium,

some people get married in zoos

and stuff, have animals around you.

I wouldn't mind that.

I don't get that, if I'm honest.

I don't get it at all.

Zoo?

Yeah.

Why would you get married in a zoo?

Well, I wouldn't.

I'd prefer to get married in a zoo

than a football stadium.

What would you let them do?

The songs?

You could do the songs.

You could mix the songs in.

You could get the songs involved.

I don't think you should be going through turnstiles

and wearing a jersey.

The bicker as a referee.

The team bus is quite good.

I mean, he could come on a team bus,

couldn't he with his mates?

You could do the Inviter's Tickets.

Inviter's Tickets is quite good.

Inviter's Tickets is quite cute.

The team bus is great for him, I think.

He'd go up with the lads on the team bus.

He'd go to a match.

He sounds like a person who goes to Crouchfest.

Do you know what I mean?

People go to Crouchfest with football kits on.

I like him.

Stick with it, Nick.

You're a good guy.

Got what not on here.

Hey, Abby and Pete, a single lady needs your help.

I listen to the podcast every week, driving

and thought who better to ask for advice.

I'm in my early thirties

and one of the only single girls out of my mates.

I actually love my single life

and the independence it gives me.

But as I've entered my thirties,

my friends have started to get married and have babies.

I couldn't be happier for them

and I love being the fun on to

when it comes to social occasions.

But it can get a tad lonely.

A few of the girls I went to uni with

have got married and it was girls only.

No partners allowed.

But we all had a great time,

but another wedding is pending.

The invites have arrived

because we all met at uni and live across the UK.

The partners haven't met,

meaning they won't naturally split off

and leave me to enjoy the night with the girls.

Yeah, I think so.

The lads won't go together

and then I can go with the girls.

They don't know each other.

I hate that.

When all the boys go together and all the girls go together.

Why?

Just do it.

Not only am I dreading

being abandoned

when the DJ announces

that the bride and groom want all couples

to join them in their first dance

and I've left awkwardly swaying

to John Legend's all of me.

But they have now suggested

getting a 16-person Airbnb.

We have to pay for the plus one

who wasn't invited.

So she's not even allowed,

they haven't let her invite a plus one?

No, she hasn't got one,

but she has to pay for one

because it's a 16-person thing.

Meaning,

when I go home after the night of being the 15th wheel,

I'm going to hearing

seven lots of bonk beats.

I live with these girls

for a few or more...

If they're married, she probably won't be.

Yeah, if they're married, they won't be bonking at all.

I live with these girls

for a few of our more wild years

and trust me, some of them

are like race day jacked,

jockey and would give

red rum a run for his money.

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Ich denke, in dieser Zeit ist es nicht der Ende der Welt.

Alle sind anders.

Ich würde nicht beurteilen, wenn jemand single ist.

Aber für die Person, wenn du auf einer Gruppe gehst,

wo alle in Couples sind,

ihr könnt es auch,

auch wenn sie nicht mehr ein Freund haben.

Und sie hat gesagt, sie mag eine einzige Leben.

Es ist noch nicht so.

Ich glaube nicht, dass du mit jemanden,

was ihr mit jemandem mit jemandem mitgebracht habt,

und besonders diese Tage,

ich glaube, ihr könnt was, was ihr wollt.

Ich glaube, es ist mehr frei.

Es ist nicht so, wie die alten Tage,

wo ihr nur aufs Leben geblieben habt,

ihr hattest die Kinder zu schlafen.

Wenn das mir war,

habe ich mit mir aufs Leben geblieben.

Mein Kind ist gut gemacht.

Und wir haben einfach eine Laugh.

Und wir könnten sagen,

oh, die sind alle sehr schlafe Menschen.

Ich werde sie unternehmen.

Na, bringen wir ein Mann

Helden, definitiv ein Mann.

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Also mein Freund und ich sind zusammen für sieben Jahre, wir sind beide 29, wir leben zusammen in seinem Haus und ich freue mich, dass wir nicht jeder andere perfekte Person sein können.

Nach sieben Jahren gibt es keinen Ring, keine konkreten Plans für die Zukunft.

Ich bin froh, wirklich glücklich und denke, dass alles ist hunky-dory und ich kann nicht warten, um zu werden und zu haben Babys.

Und dann fühle ich mich, dass ich meine Zeit gewohnt bin und frag mich und frag mich, was ich alles gemeinsam will.

Ich weiß, dass er uns ein paar Tage und Kinder haben will, aber ich bin froh.

Es wird nicht mit mir sein, und ich bin nur meine prime Jahre gewohnt.

Aber was ist, wenn es für mich ist und es funktioniert? Und dann habe ich es alle auf die Ecke geklappt.

Wie kann ich es sein, dass ich meine Zeit nicht gewohnt bin?

Oh, Hilfe!

Funnig, oder?

Oh, Hilfe!

Oh, Hilfe!

Oh, Hilfe!

Oh, Hilfe!

Das ist Hilfe, weil sie ist wie ein Familie, das ist Hilfe.

Natürlich!

Ich glaube, das ist ein tolles Problem.

Ist es jemand, der wirklich kennt?

Ja, es ist ein tolles Problem, es ist ein tolles Problem.

Ich denke, du weißt es.

Aber du weißt es wahrscheinlich, denn du weißt, dass sie das weiß.

Da ist er, weißt du was ich meine?

Du weißt, dass er weiß, dass er weiß, dass er weiß.

Ja, das ist eine schwierige, oder?

Denn du willst nicht die Zeit waschen, oder?

Aber dann, wenn du eine gute Zeit hast,

wirst du keine Zeit waschen.

Eine gute Zeit?

Wenn du eine gute Zeit hast, wirst du keine Zeit waschen.

Es muss ein Ende sein?

Ja.

Dann wirst du eine gute Zeit waschen.

Sie können immer ihn fragen.

Ist das was er sagt?

Nein, du weißt es nicht.

Nein, du weißt es nicht.

Das ist so Patrona.

Nein, du weißt es nicht.

Was für ein Dinner?

Es ist so calmer.

Ja, aber du willst...

Ich bin allfaschiert.

In dem Sinne, ich wollte...

Ich hätte mich nicht gefühlt,

um dich zu fragen.

Ich hätte mich nicht gefühlt, wenn du mich fragst.

Ich hätte das geholfen.

Aber du hast gesagt, nein.

Ja.

Wenn ich einen auf einen nachdenken habe.

Ja, ich glaube, das ist nicht so, wie ich es gesehen habe.

Ich glaube, das ist eine tolle Gesture.

Und ich werde definitiv sagen, dass ich das sage.

Aber ich fühle mich, dass ich dich fragen soll.

Du würdest nicht wirklich so sagen, würde ich?

Nein, ich würde nicht.

Ich weiß nicht, es gibt viel Druck,

um in der nächsten Zeit zu berichten.

Es gibt viel zu sagen,

dass ich es mache,

das war sehr expendituresll.

Es gibt noch ein

Ich würde das nicht sagen, aber...

Auch wenn du...

Auch wenn du engagiert warst,

warst du nicht gesagt,

dass ich für mindestens zwei Jahre einen Wunsch habe.

Du rememberst das?

Ich war ein Mädchen da.

Du weißt, ich bin ein...

Ich bin ein absoluter F***, persönlich.

Wenn ich eine gute Zeit habe,

bin ich am letzten Mal auf dem Wunsch zu werden.

Ich würde...

Aber ich sage, wenn ich ein Mädchen bin,

ich weiss nicht,

dann fragt er mich einfach.

Also, hast du nur das Wunsch gemacht?

Weil du dachtest, ich wollte das Wunsch machen?

Nein, ich habe das Wunsch gemacht, weil ich dich lieb.

Ich wollte das Wunsch machen.

Und ich wusste, du wolltest das Wunsch machen.

Nein, du...

Wie Matt, für mich...

Du willst das Wunsch machen, du machst das.

Aber...

F*** ich nicht.

Also, du wirst das Wunsch machen.

Es war ein anderes Wunsch.

Wolltest du das Wunsch machen, dann?

Nein, ich...

Es ist nicht, dass ich das Wunsch machen wollte.

Ja, ich wollte das Wunsch machen,

ich wollte das Wunsch machen,

und ich wusste, du wolltest ein großes Wunsch machen.

Es ist nicht so ein enormes Wunsch.

Ich denke nicht, dass es für viele Menschen nicht so ist.

Ich habe nicht das Wunsch gemacht.

Okay, das ist okay.

Das ist total okay.

Ist das nicht ein schlechtes Wunsch zu sagen?

Ich weiß nicht.

Hast du das Wunsch über ein Wunsch gemacht?

Nein, ich habe das Wunsch gemacht, weil ich glücklich bin.

Ich wollte dich machen,

und du wolltest ein großes Wunsch machen.

Also, ich habe das Wunsch gemacht.

Ist das schlecht?

Ich habe es dir gegeben.

Nein, ich wollte...

F*** ich nicht.

Ich wollte dich ein neues Wunsch machen,

und ich wollte dich beruhigen.

Ich wollte dir zeigen, wie viel ich dich lieb.

Also, das Wunsch, das war für mich.

Du hast das ganze Nacht, als ich vorhin

auf dem Wunsch gespielt habe.

Also, wie kann ich dir das sagen?

Das war für mich.

Aber das Wunsch war,

ich war nicht mit dir.

Das war für mich.

Das Wunsch war nicht für dich.

Das war für mich.

Das ist okay.

Das ist total okay.

Du weißt, was ich gesagt habe.

Ich bin nicht verletzt.

Also, was ich gesagt habe,

ist, wenn du nicht denkst,

ich wollte, dass wir jetzt nicht beruhigt werden.

Ist das was du sagst?

Nein, wir würden beruhigt werden.

Ich wollte immer mit dir sein.

Ich wusste das.

Also, natürlich, dass es uns beruhigt.

Nicht necessarily.

Goldhorn und Erfänger sind beruhigt.

Das ist nicht der Beerwinendeur.

Das ist nicht der Beerwinendeur.

Das ist was, was ich sage.

Es ist, wenn du mit deinem Partner happy bist,

musst du nicht beruhigt werden.

Das ist nichtashi.

Das ist nichtashi.

Es ist eine alte Schule.

Du musst nicht beruhigt werden.

Du kannst noch jemanden lieben,

forever and be the eternal partner, have children and not be married, you know, that's like it's old school, you know, we're not religious.

Well having children is more of a tie than getting married.

Of course it is, exactly. That's what I'm saying is, I'm not saying I didn't want to, I only got married because of, like, I love you, I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you, that's the truth.

I don't care. I actually do not care.

So what did this girl do?

Fuck off.

They're not worth it, girls.

Just stay single for life.

Just fuck you off.

And you'll have no stress, no stress in your life.

That's what I say.

Agreed.

It's on the scene.

You'd have dodged a bullet, wouldn't you?

You men think you don't want all that stuff, but you do.

You'd actually, yourself if I was like, if you asked me to marry you and I said no, I'm fine as we are.

You'd be worried about that.

And don't say you wouldn't.

Of course you would.

Maybe.

Of course you would.

Alright, last one.

Hi both, I've been dating a guy for a few months.

Who's both?

Ian, both of them.

I've been dating a guy for a few months and this is not a normal situation for me.

I've always been the one overlooked.

Too tall, too fat, too ugly.

The girl, the friend, but not the girlfriend.

And this guy was one of the first to tell me I'm beautiful and that he wanted to be with me.

But I think there's some red flags.

I want to know if it's time to walk away.

This guy has had some serious money issues and I helped him out once.

But said that I couldn't lend him anything else and he keeps asking.

There are always more reasons than small amounts.

My no isn't good enough.

I was firm and I told him to stop asking.

And I couldn't help further.

And I didn't want him to ask again.

And then today he did just that.

I pointed out how angry and hurt I was that he ignored my request.

And asked me for something that I'd said no to.

And I asked him not to do it again.

He was full of excuses about why he was asking and it wasn't for a big amount.

And it was so important to him.

I'm hurt that he ignored my request and my feelings because he wanted something.

And he clearly thinks his desires are more important than mine.

I'm not very good at this and I need some help.

Do I walk away from the first person I thought valued me or should I run?

It's quite serious that one, isn't it?

He needs to be very careful.

The red flags look a bit...

Das ist Alex Dodges zu mir.

Big time.

Ja, aber wenn sie das nicht beschrieben hat, wie sie es gemacht hat,

würdest du das als ein red Flag machen?

Ja.

Ja, jemand, der in einer neuen Belegung kommt,

und fragt für Geld, direkt weg,

und sagt, er will kein Finanza nehmen.

Red Flag.

Nein, ich will das nicht.

Ja.

Das ist...

Ja.

So fuck him off.

Ja, ja, ja.

In general.

Das ist actually sad, isn't it?

Ja, es ist sad.

Ja, weil sie...

Sie fühlt sich gut.

Es gibt viele predetriere Leute da.

Ja, und die können wie...

Tinderswindler, ja.

Die können die Leute aufbauen,

um eine falsche Sicherung zu füllen.

Wenn es eigentlich...

Du denkst, nicht alle sind wie du.

Es gibt Leute da,

die wollen, was sie tun,

und sie wollen, wer sie tun.

Ja.

Das ist eine seriöse Situation.

Ich denke, wenn du dir was sagst,

wenn du einen Inklang hast,

ist das eine Sache, die ich über diese Halbzeit gelernt habe.

Du glaubst definitiv, du bist gut.

Das ist wahr.

Ich denke, wenn du das Gefühl hast,

über etwas zu tun,

dann...

Du weißt, sie müssen nicht...

Sie können sie einfach beinahmen

und sehen, ob sie sie aufbauen.

Sie müssen nicht aufbauen.

Sie müssen nicht aufbauen.

Da hat es im

unserer Welt Pvt.

Sie müssen aufbauen,

was esوت electronic ist.

Und du musst dich mit dem, was du in die Füße hast, in deinem Moment mitzusehen.

Und wir haben wahrscheinlich ein bisschen scharf auf die Kinder,

aber es ist ...

Es ist ein gefährlicher und stressiger Holiday,

und es fühlt sich so an und an.

Aber normalerweise liefern wir es.

Ja, normalerweise ist es toll.

Wenn du nach der Lockdown-Sitzung gehst,

mit den vier Kindern jeden Tag,

Tag in und Tag out, wir haben es absolut lieb.

Ja.

Ich denke, das ist Leben,

und das ist ein Teil der Familie,

mit der Familie.

Dass du die Ups und Downs hast und deine gefährlichen Zeiten,

und du musst mit ihnen dealten.

Wir sind auf diesem Wochenende,

und ich bin auf diesem Wochenende,

und wir gehen weg mit ihnen.

Und sie sind alle ziemlich fit und gesund.

Ich weiss nicht, ob du das gesagt hast.

Ich weiß nicht, was ich sage.

Ich glaube, du forgetst es sehr schnell.

Und du gehst für es wieder, straight away, nicht?

Das ist was wir tun.

Wir werden wieder zurückkommen,

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Die Unterstützung für das Pod war toll.

Und es wird weitergegrown.

Wir sind komplett überwältigt.

Ich kann es nicht glauben, dass du uns zu uns hören willst.

Ein absoluter Unfall für uns,

und nicht unsere eigenen Freunde.

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