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Project Swifty.

Oh, and it's Haley's version. Of course. Oh my god, you guys.

I've been thinking about this because obviously this is the biggest thing for us at the moment.

They were saying that she's probably the reason America hasn't gone so much into a recession.

But this, I don't understand. Oh my god, but we're spending money.

Yeah, people are spending money to go to her shows. I don't understand.

I thought that we were supposed to wind in the spending.

But can you still have inflation without a recession?

Inflation, without a recession, it just keeps going.

So you're saying Taylor Swift is causing hyperinflation.

So people aren't going to be able to afford their groceries because of Taylor Swift.

And Beyonce is still in the same. People are spending money and it's keeping economies going.

Keeping the, yeah, keeping it going. Keeping people in work as well.

But that was the opposite of our problem because interest rates were low.

We had too much money to spend.

Yeah, look, I think we might need Economist Brad Olson to help us with this one.

He came and saw my show in Wellington. He spent money too.

He bought those tickets and didn't give him complimentary.

Oh, so he's causing inflation.

So he's causing inflation.

Sorry, we went out for dinner afterwards. Oh, well, well, who's spending money now?

The news, Brad? No, I appreciate the support.

But I was, I've been thinking about Taylor Swift because I've got to say,

and I love, I admire her success. I've never been a Taylor Swift fan.

I've never been a Swiftie. I can listen to the music and be like,

got good music. And then I'll, you know, and then I'm not a Swiftie.

And, you know, the weather's been miserable.

Going through a stressful house situation.

Okay, that sounds a bit depressing.

And then I was like, man, all these people have been messaging me directly.

All my friends are like hyped for Taylor Swift.

It is the number one thing that is keeping this world happy at the moment.

I swear to God Taylor Swift.

And I was like, man, I wish I could feel that buzz.

And so I wanted to maybe get the girlies involved with a little project to try to

turn me who grew up listening to Marilyn Manson and weird emo staff and a lot of screaming

turned me into a Swiftie. Do you think it's possible?

Absolutely. It's easy work.

I just want to be, I want to be one of those girls who's like crying in the glittery suit.

I want to buy a set of cowboy boots and then just learn the guitar.

Your comedy performance outfit is like perfect.

It's like the main outfit.

I'm wearing a glittery suit.

You're already on the way to being a Swiftie.

This is going to cost me anything.

I mean, yeah, just like tickets and flights.

Yeah, I want to go the whole way.

I want to go the whole way.

Do you think that you can turn this, this strange tired old thing?

This tired old gal, 33 years old, driving the work this morning listening to System of a Down?

Do you reckon you can do it?

I do. I think that Shannon and I will give us maybe three or four weeks and you'll be biggest fans.

Is this going to be like boot camp?

Like I'm going to work hard?

We've got different angles.

Carwin's good with the history.

She's dying.

Because I want to be like a full...

Understand it all.

I'll be onto the trends.

We've got some TikToks we can do.

We've got some trends.

It's all, let's do it.

Okay, I'm going to talk.

You're not going to be a local.

You're going to be the biggest Swiftie.

What does that mean?

Am I a local?

What's a local?

Locals are like the fans that go to the concert that know a little bit but don't know every thing.

Oh my god, that was me at the last concert.

Is that me at the last concert?

You're a local baby.

It's fine.

It's not a cat thing.

Yeah, right.

But you're going to be a die-hard.

Feels like it's a bad thing.

No, no, no.

It doesn't sound like a bad thing.

You're going to know what she wore to her prom.

But what is going to happen if we do this for four weeks?

I become a Swiftie.

There's no tickets available.

I'm not taking the ones we're giving away.

That would be selfish.

Well, we'll go on the live streams.

You and I will watch the live streams together.

Yeah.

Can I still get an outfit?

Yeah.

Oh, I'll be dressing up to watch the live streams from Auckland.

Don't you worry.

Can I get her dating history?

Do I want to know all this?

A little bit.

It's not the most important.

Okay.

Oh, I've already hit a sell point there.

Yeah, yeah.

Because she gets critiqued too much for her dating life.

Okay.

Project Swiftie.

Right.

So your homework for this week?

I've got homework.

It's going to be fun work.

It's like home play.

And then after this, I'll teach you guys everything about Queen.

Yeah, perfect.

And where we was pretty murky from.

For sure.

Yeah.

I might check my schedule.

Yeah, okay.

So what's my homework for this week?

So homework for this week is to go head over to Netflix.

This is an easy one.

Head over to Netflix.

I've seen it.

Her documentary, Miss Americana.

You're already there.

I've seen it, I think.

I think I watched some of it.

Oh, we'll rewatch.

We'll rewatch.

And then also because you need to see a concert

to just know what the atmosphere is like,

how much she performs.

She's a theatre kid.

Oh, my goodness.

She's a theatre kid.

We do love theatre.

I'm hooked in there.

Yeah.

On YouTube, illegally, but don't tell anyone,

she has the 1989 World Tour.

Anyone, like everybody listening right now.

You've got quite a few listeners, apparently.

No, as long as they don't tell YouTube.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Don't tell YouTube.

The 1989 World Tour is uploaded onto YouTube.

Okay.

In exchange, can we send her the recording of my show?

And she can watch mine?

Yeah, for sure.

Okay, great.

We'll just call Taylor up.

Yeah, exchange.

Okay, so I'm going to watch the doco in the concert.

Yep.

Project Sweaty Sprout begins.

I think you've got your workout out for you.

I'm ready for it.

Do I have to do a Haley's version of Taylor Swift?

Because she's got a much higher voice than me.

Yeah, let's do it.

It's you!

Nope.

Let's let you get your full set.

Let's get my full set back.

Project Swifty.

Oh, and it's Haley's version.

Of course.

Oh, my God, you guys.

I'm sorry.

Did we get Taylor Swift to do a voiceover for this project?

I think we bootleg that, too.

Oh, my God, it's Haley's version.

So this is Project Swifty, Haley's version,

where our girlies are turning me into a Swifty.

Because I respect how well she's done,

but I can't say I've been a listener.

You know, like I listen to other things.

And now that Taylor Swift is dominating the world,

and that so many of our listeners are so excited

and crying about winning these tickets,

I sort of want to understand it more.

So if I ask Shannon in Kawhi—

Can you not just relate to, like, some of your emo bands?

Yeah.

Yeah, not really.

Because it's just a different energy.

Yeah, right.

It's a different energy.

Being a Swifty is a whole different breed.

So you want that energy.

I just want to be part of this moment in history.

Right.

I don't want to be one of those people on the outside

being like,

because it's stupid.

She obviously is.

She's the biggest artist in the world right now.

So producer Karwin and producer Shanoliette Pajamas.

Big Swifties.

Huge Swifties.

The biggest.

You've taken it upon yourselves to turn me into a Swifty.

Yeah, look, this is something I've always wanted to do, honestly.

I know.

You're always trying to change me.

My brain is half Taylor Swift knowledge.

I know.

So why not pass that on to someone?

Put it to good use.

I know.

So you guys sent me some homework to kick start this.

A light start, shall we say?

I watched—

I had to watch—

Miss Americana.

Miss Americana on Netflix.

And the 1989 bootleg filmed tour.

What did you use to be on it?

Did you say bootleg?

Did you say bootleg?

I said bootleg.

Yeah, come to the right place.

Yeah, I know.

Did you do this?

I did.

Now, I will say—

Is this why you didn't reply to my funny memes I sent?

You've seen so many funny memes and I just ignored them because I was Swifty.

How do you—

Yesterday ignored my funny memes all day.

But you were doing your homework.

I know.

I usually respond.

I was so rude.

I'm sorry.

I'm becoming a Swifty.

Were they great memes?

This is just—

They were good.

This is just what's going to happen.

Put it on the handchat then.

Why were they so good?

You may feel me.

Boys, you may feel me drift further away as I become a Swifty.

And drift—

That's okay.

I thought you'd be devastated.

You really drift a little too close sometimes.

I do.

I'm pretty handsy.

Now, I will say the 1989 concert you sent me is two hours.

I skimmed it.

That's not Swifty material.

I'm not a Swifty yet.

So, two hours of Taylor Swift.

Bit much.

By the end of this, you're going to watch that on repeat.

Yeah, really watch.

I trust you.

How many times have you watched it, Cowan?

Being the biggest Swifty.

So, when it was released years ago,

it was on Apple Music and I didn't have Apple Music.

So, I paid for it for like one month

and then just watched it multiple times.

Yeah, right.

And then cancelled my subscription.

Watched it every day in that month.

But now it's on YouTube.

I've watched it twice this week, I'll be honest.

Yeah.

Holy moly.

It's four hours.

It's a lot of time.

It's great.

Yeah, just like atmosphere in the house.

Every time you walk past,

you'll just like strike a little pose with it,

you know, pretend you've got a golf club.

I'm not there yet.

Here's my takeaways from this homework, right?

Miss Americana will start with the documentary.

One, I'm a real music snob.

And when pop musicians don't write their own music

or they don't play their own music,

I'm pretty quick to write them off.

Yeah.

I did learn that Taylor Swift is very much a musician.

She plays guitar, she plays piano,

she writes her own songs,

she's very heavily creatively involved

and I respect that.

I'm giving respect.

Yeah.

No respect is due.

She cried when she wasn't nominated for an award

and I relate to that.

Being a winner.

Have you cried, have you?

Well, I've always been nominated.

But the one or two times I haven't,

it really upsets me.

I like recognition in the form of awards and money.

Yeah.

So I was like that.

The other thing I related, he wrote it.

Wait a minute, what awards give money?

I've never won an award with any financial benefit.

Like theatre awards gave money.

It was like the best thing ever.

Oh, and they're really arts or a hard done boy.

Yeah, he's got a thousand dollars.

He's got a thousand bucks just before Christmas, yeah.

For winning an award.

Who sponsored it?

Not that guy that's in jail now.

No, the Chapman trip lawyers.

Oh, the lawyers.

Oh, God, no, not him.

Oh, no, he wasn't involved.

He wasn't involved.

She likes cats.

I like cats.

That's what I learned.

She puts a cat in the backpack.

She's got a Scottish fold.

Did you see where that thing can't be long for this world?

Well, some countries have banned them.

Heavily bred.

Some countries have banned Scottish folds.

But they're so cute.

They're like British short hairs.

They're real cute.

Their face got smashed on with a spade,

and then someone gave them an ear jar.

No, you're thinking of a squishy face cat.

A Bermie's?

Bermin?

So they can't breathe.

Oh, the Scottish folds have the flat face.

No, you're thinking...

They have a semi-flat face.

Yeah, never slated to your thinking.

They're like my cat, but they've got their ears.

Do they cut their ears?

They're like the little Japanese cats.

Lots of people in Japan have done this.

So you're very related to Taylor Swift.

I'm very related.

The other thing I'm related to

is because Taylor Swift, she's a mega superstar,

but she still puts ice in her wine.

Puts ice in her wine if it's not cold enough.

I put ice in my wine if I can't be bothered.

Wait, she's rich enough to have someone

to bring her wine at whatever temperature she wants.

And she's like, no, don't worry about it.

Just open it now.

I'll put a cube of ice in it.

I like this.

Now, suddenly Taylor Swift doesn't seem so unrelatable to me.

I could be a Swiftie.

She's just like us.

As for the World Tour, the 1989 World Tour,

I would say it feels a bit cheap.

The costumes weren't great.

The first costume she comes out

in like a $2 shot pair of white sunglasses

and I was like, hell no.

What is it?

What is the budget on this?

It did have a rotating stage that I appreciated

and a lot of people were really into it

and I thought that would be a nice five to be in.

The dancing is bad.

She needed a bit of Paris gobel.

This was a different time.

The dancing is tragic.

She's improved a lot since there.

Did you notice the biggest thing about that tour

is there's a very famous editing era

where at one point,

she does like a Michael Jackson-type lean

onto one of her dancers.

Again, it was a different time, wasn't it?

Yes, we're not referring to that guy, are we?

Watch my hand.

Watch me demonstrate it, right?

This is the dancer, my hand,

and then she kind of leans.

We see that from the front angle.

We see the dancer.

Second angle, dancers disappeared.

They've edited them out.

She's close now.

It was the orca that she had the tank

that I didn't like about that tour.

Yeah, all the dolphins and stuff.

Different time.

Anyway, I enjoyed myself.

I've enjoyed my homework.

I'm looking forward to my next project.

Next week, we're talking trends.

Internet trends, song trends.

Trends.

I'm going to get trendy next week, guys.

Watch me Swift.

Play ZDM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley.

Oh, my God, you guys.

Now, Project Swiftie.

Project Swiftie is turning me, Hayley,

a bit of a classic rock middle girl

into a Swiftie,

because I'm so excited about all the hype

that I want to experience

and I need this.

Chips are going to not be around.

When it's on fire.

Hot chips are going to be around.

They're just going to be more expensive

and they're going to import.

Everything's more expensive.

So they're going to be long and straight.

Long and skinny.

Yeah.

You like it good.

I like good when it comes to a chip

and a bit of texture.

Yeah.

Ribbed.

No.

I've got no time for crinkle-cut chips.

Get them out of here.

They hold this all so well.

Get crinkle-cut rules.

It's more surface air air to be deep fried.

It's worse for you.

There's no need about it, but that's so young.

Stop making, stop.

If crinkle-cut disappeared.

Crinkle-cut can only be deep fried in oil as well.

They can't be oven baked.

They don't oven bake well.

I don't have any air fryer,

so I can't speak to air-frying number.

Can we, we'll do fried air rankings.

Chip styles.

I like that idea.

Including a wedge, a shoestring.

Yeah.

Anyway, so online.

A wedge.

That is a chip.

No, no, no, no.

No, a wedge is a wedge.

Yeah, but it's a form of chip.

No, no, no, no, no.

That's a form of potato.

But then away we're including mash and potato tots.

I'll see you on Friday.

I'll tell you what, Friday's final rankings.

I'll see you on Friday.

Everyone put potato tots.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, we're including potato.

No, we've done forms of potato.

We all sit mashed.

No, but now we're doing chips.

Chip styles.

Chip styles.

I like to think Taylor Swift would not like crinkle-cut fries.

Taylor Swift's a shoestring girl, you can tell.

It depends what era she's in.

I don't know what the girl is who are helping me become a swift day.

I just see they've been turned for instant gratification

from the producers because I've used the term

era and I'm an old fan.

You did good, Vaughan.

Carl Weane and Shanellette are the ones tasked

with turning me into a swift day kiota girls.

Good morning.

Good morning.

So where are we at?

What do I need to learn next?

So last week you looked over the history,

you watched the movies, some doccos, the tour.

This week it's all about trends.

We're talking what you need to know

if you are going to the Errors tour.

I'm trendy.

Exactly.

So after the show today,

I'm going to task you with some TikToks, all right?

We're going to film some trends.

You're going to be running through the office.

This is good.

You want to build your TikTok career.

You've always said this.

Almost a year ago and I haven't made any since.

Well, don't worry.

Today's the day.

We're going to have you running through the office

to a song called August.

I'm quite unfit.

It's all good.

You're going to look glorious.

We did a class yesterday.

You're fine.

You're only one jump class and then fix your fitness.

I also hope you bought a spare change of clothes

because we are heading to the work showers

and it's going to get wet.

I didn't bring it.

I'll have to go nude.

OK.

Well, we'll just crop up.

It's good.

That'll get the bloody followers going.

Yeah, exactly.

So we're going to do some TikToks after the show today.

So if you want to see them,

head to FVHZM on TikTok.

But we're also going to get you across some chants.

Now, during the Eras tour,

she has some special songs where the fans get into it.

People will sing along.

U-G-L-Y.

You ain't got no alibi.

You ugly.

Hey, hey, you ugly.

Hey, hey.

Yeah.

Yeah, similar.

Yeah, kind of.

It's a bit more.

Oh, Mickey.

You're so fine.

You're so fine.

You blow my mind.

Hey, Mickey.

Cha-cha.

Hey, Mickey.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure.

I'm going to task you with one for Onia right now.

OK.

And the boys can join in on this.

OK.

Oh, wait.

No, is there clapping?

There's clapping.

Because you know that I can't do that.

He does five claps in the Friends theme song.

Actually, they both do.

Don't worry.

This one's only two claps.

So better odds for Fletch.

OK.

So she has the song You Belong With Me.

It's a classic from the Fearless era, of course, Hailey.

You must be across this.

Yeah.

Yep.

And so when she gets to the lyrics,

you know I'm about to,

you know I'm going to laugh when I'm about to cry.

After the word cry, I need you all to go,

we just need two claps.

OK.

Yeah, are you ready?

Yeah.

I missed it.

You guys missed it.

You said, you said, you said you're about to cry

and she said I'm about to cry.

I was referring to Taylor cry.

Yeah, right.

I was referring to the next time

where she changed her to cry.

No, I'm about to cry.

Off a God's sake, Fletch.

To be fair, he was holding it.

He was going to get your hand off the mouse

if you want to.

OK, ready?

And again, and again.

We're going to nail this.

Very hard for me to do this.

Off a God's sake, Fletch.

All right, I'm real late.

He's not even on the off beat.

He's half a pour of a wave.

I see you guys clamping then I do it.

No, we are all together.

Yeah, OK.

All right, so that's the homework

and TikToks after the shot.

Yeah, we've got some more chance

we'll do as well

and we might even have you doing them

in the office.

I think you need to be put up

against the people.

OK, thank you.

Thank you.

I'm really serious about this.

I'm taking it very seriously.

I want to become a Swiftie swiftly.

Yes.

So, I will put in the mahi

and get it done.

Swiftie, Haley.

The journey continues

transforming me into a Swiftie.

Now, if you haven't headed to our TikTok

and seen, I did a few TikToks

as instructed by the Tay-Tay girls

and I think I nailed them.

I even got in the shower at work

in my clothes.

That was a bit wild.

People love to wear jandals.

That shower, I don't know.

That seems like a jandals shower.

No, raw dog dip.

You're raw dog dip.

Yeah.

I reckon there's some athletes

put in that shower.

Yeah, I've got a bit of a fungal thing

happening now.

But anyway, I am ready for my next task.

Yeah, beautiful.

I will say you were so good on TikTok.

I know.

I was very proud of you.

I know.

So, today after the show,

Karwin and I will be running you

through a Taylor Swift seminar.

We have spent hours crafting

a presentation to show you

explaining every album,

every pop culture moment

throughout the 10 eras,

everything you need to know

to nail Taylor Swift knowledge.

Wow.

Okay.

I do know I'm really good at studying.

I'm really good at memorising things.

I'm thick as.

But I did so well at school

because I would just cram.

Goes in.

Goes in and then it goes out and it's gone.

Well, I'll send you the link afterwards.

You can study over it.

Okay.

This is why you're good at remembering lines

for your acting.

Really good for all the acting I do.

So, from this seminar,

am I going to be quizzed on this?

You are going to need to absorb

all that information

and theme.

On Thursday,

you will be doing a Haley's version.

God, it's been a while.

It's been a while.

She's been waiting about it.

What about all of the knowledge

of Taylor Swift?

It's about everything that you've learnt.

Okay.

And you'll perform that for us on this Thursday too.

Yeah, two days.

You've given it.

You've made it tight.

Don't worry.

We'll be great teachers.

It'll be nice and easy.

So, I'm going to sit through a seminar.

Are the boys coming to this seminar?

God, no.

Peggy, pardon?

Ah, busy.

Don't want birds.

We know what you don't even know when it is.

I know.

I know all the Taylor Swift things anyway.

Oh, crazy.

What's your favourite era?

What mistakes?

Probably when she threw it on that fan mail.

It was whatever you would call an era.

Era of judgement.

Era.

Ah.

You're in your hoodie, John Mayer.

That was an era.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, I will absorb this knowledge

and I'll do a Haley's version.

But she's got such a big voice.

I don't know what song.

Jeff Goldwood.

Okay.

And when there's a little bit of an older version,

no, it'll be...

Okay.

You performed this for us on Thursday.

I will.

What Taylor Swift song are you going to pick?

Yeah, I know this one.

I'm trying to think because her voice is so much higher

than mine.

You've got about 250 to pick from.

250.

You have been tasked with writing a Haley's version.

I have been.

It's been a real hot minute.

But the girlies tasked me with this.

And do you know what?

It kind of had a double effect on me

because not only did I have to run through

all of her eras and learn about them.

And now I feel like I know quite a lot

as a Swiftie.

But also I had to listen to almost every Taylor Swift song

to find our song that I could sing.

I was like, oh, I'll sing this one.

Then she's like, I was like, okay.

No, can't reach that note.

What about that?

Oh, this one's easy.

I was like, oh no, so can't do that.

Literally, there was one song

that I could sing.

And so you're going to change the lyrics

to the song to encompass all of her eras.

All of her eras, of which there are a number.

So let's just get into it basically.

I don't know how you do this, by the way.

Like every time you do a Haley's version,

it's never prerecorded.

You always do it live.

I know.

You read the words.

Sharon's been saying all morning,

what are we using for the background?

What's happening?

Can you send it to me?

And you're like, yep.

And then like 15 minutes ago,

you were like singing to yourself.

I was like, oh yeah, just finishing touches.

Yeah, so how's this going to go?

Well, because I'm writing a song about it.

Artist who has made so many albums.

I couldn't leave any of them out.

All the Swifties would have rioted.

So here's my version of look what you made me do.

The only Taylor Swift song I can sing.

And this is me recounting all of her eras.

Thanks to the Swifties who gave me this seminar on the eras.

Baikalem.

Blonde girl

with a country flair

and lots of curly hair

Day

bu is on the air

and it's fine

I feel like a Christian vibe

then her next album

it hits while she's dating

Jo Jonas

that album was

And she won for best album

But then Kanye West showed her up at the VMAs

He thought Beyonce was better and so he stormed the stage

And we can all never forget the look on Taylor's face

When he said, I'mma let you finish, Tay

Oh ooh, you hear the audience boo

Like what did he just do

Like what the hell is effin' Kanye West actually up to

You need to calm down dude

Yeah, single ladies ruled

But so was Taylor's video

Love story was good too

Then next came Speake

Now there's third

I don't know this one that well

But she wrote it all herself

And it called John Mayer out

What? Cause I hear he was inappropriate

Given her age

So she broke up with him

Put her feelings on a page

Ten years on she'll write about him again

Cause nothing sparks a Taylor hit like disappointing men

And then we move on to an album that I actually know

One of the tracks on rent went viral due to screaming goats

And now Jake Gyllenhaal inspired all the songs she wrote

Jake, you were never ever getting back together bro

Hi, her next era is fine

It's 1989

Which makes me realise that we were born at the same time

But where are her frown lines

Cause you can see all mine

She probably wears sunscreen and drinks far less fizzy wine

Suddenly there is a reptile on stage

It's coming Kanye West called Taylor Swift on Snake

Reputation also was the last for Scooter Braun

And from what I know

We don't like Scooter Braun

So finally she parted ways with that awful dude

And the next era looks like a unicorn spewed

Lover Erie sadly got nipped in the bud

Cause Covid-19 really effed things up

We're getting through these eras

This is the iconic moment of the song

I'm sorry

Hailey can't come to the phone right now

Why? Cause she has to write a song in a night

Oh ooh

There's two more to get through

There's three more we could do

There's three more eras that I have to cover in this tune

And folklore is just one

With hits on Cardi Gun

And then released Evermore

Which was its sister album

The last era is here

It was released last year

The midnight era hits

We always play them all on air

And now she's on tour

So listen 8 and 12 and 4

Cause a ticket sold out

But ZM still has more

Oh my god

There was no like repeating chorus

Highlight what you have written down

And word count that for me

The information that you just got across

In that time was outstanding

Not a single mistake

Wait there was a little trippy up there

That's right

Little trippy up is not a mistake

Tolls, word count

I have just given you

500 words

On Taylor Swift's eras

None of them are missing out

Girls do they miss any?

Four marks

Should she get four marks?

Like a thousand out of a hundred

I could cry

I'm so proud

And now I know it all

And I also know that Taylor Swift

Has a higher singing range than me

And that's the oldest song I can sing

Does that make Haley a Swifty now

Officially?

Yeah I say it does

I've done so good

Oh another one in the bag

It's a Versace bag as well

If you enjoyed that

Give us a writing and review

And be sure to tell your mates

You don't sound sincere there

I'm just reading what's written here

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