ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th September 2023

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Fleshworn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

Now, something's happened,

and Vaughn and I are not the recipients of this.

Oh yeah.

This is actually, I know this is real.

Actually, I'm gonna say it, it's bullshit.

What's happened?

Something has arrived in the mail,

and it's not for Vaughn, alright?

It's for you, Haley Sprule.

What is it?

Are you gonna have to open it?

Oh my god, this is...

Shen and Trun.

Shen and Trun identical box.

Yeah, you've got identical boxes.

Tear into it.

I just fucking saw the sender.

Are you kidding me?

Sorry, that was into the microphone.

Oh, are you serious?

How often have I nearly gotten on my knees for Dyson?

Do we have...

I'm gonna stab it with a pen.

Oh, are you gonna break that pen?

Use the keys, use the keys to open that.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

In your absence, Dyson, who loved GirlMath...

Are you serious?

Just jog my memory, GirlMath with the Dyson,

where you GirlMathed...

Was it the AirRab?

Yeah.

We did this in...

Oh my goodness.

Yeah, speak into the microphone, hon.

Sorry, I'm so excited.

I've got...

I'm a bit shaky, I'm so excited.

Oh my god, did you see me try to use the blunt side of the knife?

You excited, and you put your thumb on the sharp side.

Oh my goodness.

I haven't said Dyson AirRab's the long version as well.

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Yeah.

Yeah, because they're big fans of GirlMath.

Oh my god.

They loved what you did.

Oh my god.

Dyson, you just made my year.

And again, like, Baldi's Vaughan and I,

we're just like fucking nothing.

Fuckin' nothing.

Because it's the long one,

so I can't even get my pubes in it.

Wait, oh my god.

No vacuum cleaner for Vaughan, right?

Love it.

We'd love a vacuum cleaner, wouldn't we?

It's basically like a thousand bucks.

Oh my god.

Are you kidding me?

Yeah.

It's a brand new design.

It's like blue with like rose gold.

You are the first people in the country to have them.

Are you serious?

Are we?

Get out.

Oh my god.

These are the truth.

No, it's the truth.

They're the Christmas exclusive colorway.

They're good?

It's like...

Yeah.

Oh my god, I'm gonna look so hot at work now.

I'm gonna get...

You always look...

To be honest, this is why I thought it was good.

Thank you.

Good boy, Fletch.

I did real good then, eh?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Man, this is fun.

Today I got dropped off a Dyson air wrap and a bottle of champagne.

Life's good.

I would say for the first time using the Dyson air wrap, don't be after the champagne.

Just, you know, learn to use it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Somebody cranked it.

Somebody cranked the bottle.

I'll do my hair.

Maybe next time.

Maybe next time.

Well, thank you, Dyson.

This is absolutely insane.

Like literally speechless.

Shannon's got two dollars in her bank account.

I have six currently and my card declined trying to do Candy Crush.

Oh my goodness.

Wow.

That's a cool box.

That's a cool box.

It's got flocking on the bottom.

It's got flocking on the bottom.

It looks like a cat box.

It's got flocking on the bottom.

It looks like a cat box.

Also, they gave one to Carlin as well.

Can you get it?

Yeah, good be.

Good be.

I just asked her through the window because I started to feel immense guilt.

Yeah.

I was like, is she got one?

There's an app.

There's an app.

I do my hair with an app now.

Oh, a fancy lady.

Don't like the app.

Yeah, there you go.

Get ready for the new social media videos because we're going to look hot.

Yes.

I mean, it's basically free.

It is free.

I'm happy that they did too.

They can have it.

Oh, my God.

I think we're going to make a video of us doing your hair.

Yeah.

I need to wash mine.

I need to wash mine.

It's got product in it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Tomorrow.

Why would I catch fire otherwise?

Probably.

Okay.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Okay.

We'll do it tomorrow.

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