ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th October 2023

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

And Shannon, producer Shannon has a question for us today.

Something that came up, I believe after you were walking yesterday.

Yeah, I, Jay walked in front of a cop.

Oh my gosh, she's a bad bitch.

Yeah, she's a bad bitch.

She looks sweeter, she's a bad bitch.

Yeah, she's a rebel.

Going home from work, there's a real easy Jaywalk.

So I just went with confidence and it was right in front of a cop

and he glared at me.

And I know, I know it's illegal,

but has anyone ever actually been fined for Jaywalking?

No, not in New Zealand, but in like Singapore

and Australia is pretty strict on it too.

Okay, so in New Zealand, the law states

the offensive Jaywalking applies if you cross the road

within 20 metres of a fixed crossing

and if, as a pedestrian, you cross at a red light,

the fine is relatively modest, $35 for adults, $10 for children.

Because they don't know shit.

Yeah, it's where they even have to pay.

So you did this knowing it was a crime?

Well, yeah.

In front of a cop?

I wanted to go home.

I don't mean to object to fine them

and I know I'd hate if it was a woman, but was he hot?

Yeah.

Because it's such a thing for cops.

Yeah, and then I kind of, I don't want to say I glared back,

but I kind of gave it to him back, you know.

You little giggle like hell.

So you looked and he glared and you returned,

you turned, said, glared.

Yeah, not glared, maybe like a little.

Oh, yeah.

It's good to be alive when you're shinin' trim.

Yeah, I was going to say, the same look you gave the old boys

in the pub and they'd tuck a 50 in your pouch.

You know it.

Yeah, she's good at that look.

She knows that look.

Did he have the shirt where the arms are too tight?

Probably.

I didn't, I didn't even look too much because I was

running across a red light.

Running across a red light.

So I didn't have to go at pace.

Okay.

Because I don't know anyone in New Zealand

that's ever had a ticket for that.

I've seen when I've been in Aussie and it's big in Melbourne,

I think because of all the trams, they run over a lot of people.

Yeah.

So they, they crack down on it hard.

I've always seen cops like giving out tickets in Melbourne.

Yeah.

For it.

Because you're terrible.

You're such a jaywalker.

I jaywalk every red light if there's a spot.

He's a rebel without a cause.

He is.

Well, his cause is getting to where he's going as quick as

he can because he's so busy and he's got so much to do.

Quickly before the mince expires.

Yeah, I gotta get home.

I gotta do this thing.

I've got one thing to do all day.

So I better get home as quick as I possibly can.

Sometimes I'll just rush home just to relax.

You know?

Quickly.

You need to get home now.

It's the R2R.

It's the rush to relax.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Rushing to relax.

Exactly.

Well, it's nice to know we've got a couple of absolute bloody

rebels in the mix here with Shannon and yourself.

Well, I'll walk home and I might jaywalk,

but you speed home at 120.

So who's the rebel here?

Because I'm getting home to fucking relax.

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