ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th September 2023

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Fleshwater and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Mac's rewards.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

It's a big day for me actually. I've had a real moment.

Now you guys have been looking at my...

What's the fancy brand? Frank Green water bottle.

I've got the big guy and every time you look at it you think,

oh my god Haley that's disgusting because it's absolutely covered in black mould inside and out.

And I just have never washed it.

Got a child's bath toy.

Can you flick the sucky lid thing up?

Well here's the thing.

Oh fuck.

That was the grimmest part.

Yeah, well here's the thing. I washed it.

I put it in the dishwasher.

Now they're not dishwasher safe but I was like, I'm not hand washing this thing.

That's not a dishwasher.

You need to get a pipe cleaner down there.

Yeah, you need to get the...

Well because I took it out the dishwasher this morning in the dark

and I was like, there you go, nice drink bottle.

I still think it's quite mouldy.

Like on the inside there's still quite a lot of black mould.

But that's better.

Better but I can still see visible mould from a metre away.

Yeah, actually around the rims ferrule still.

Did you take the plastic seal out of the top of the bottle?

No, no, that was in there but I put it up.

No, underneath the lid.

Is that removable?

I think you've just got to buy a whole new drink bottle.

This isn't not good.

These are expensive and this was gifted to me.

So I can't...

So it was free?

Yeah, and that's why I'm not going to replace it.

It wasn't basically free.

It's actually free.

Actually free, right.

So my whole brand was that I washed it.

And that huge tint on the side is a constant reminder to control your temper.

I did do that with a tantrum, do you remember?

Yeah.

Remember I threw this at my car radio and the radio broke?

Yep.

And then I had to replace it and then I got it replaced with a cheaper stereo.

That's burst my speakers.

So now my whole tantrums actually cost over a thousand dollars.

Yeah.

So I don't have money to spare to buy a new bloody Frank Green drink bottle.

Yeah, it's a learning.

So I've got to buy a new radio.

Well get a cleaning thingy down there.

I'm quite healthy.

Do you know what I mean?

Like I'm not.

There's nothing that's happened.

Oh you're saying it's making you healthy.

The mould.

It's giving me resilience I think.

Because I used to be allergic to mould.

So I think by ingesting it...

Yeah, you're a stronger person.

I am a better person, stronger person.

Wash your drink bottles guys.

It's really manky in there.

Really manky.

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On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley fiiiiiiinally cleaned out her manky drink bottle!

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