ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th September 2023

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Blaise Ward and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

Well, you may have heard, I mentioned it before on A Little Bit of Pod,

or the podcast, that I was per-wurst.

And to partake in one of those group gym challenges.

Oh, yeah.

It was because they said, you're always like,

all you do at the gym is like the stair machine in the running,

and then you do a little bit of weights, because I'm a cardio boy.

He's a cardio boy.

I'm a cardio boy, I'm a cardio king.

I just like watching TV and that you can't do it while you're lifting weights.

I'm a resistance girl, I hate cardio.

I saw someone at the gym in full attire,

polo shirt, jeans, and sort of a casual shoe on the row machine.

I was like, the fuck are you doing here?

I saw a guy at the loafer.

I saw a guy at the boat shoe-ish.

Oh, like a boat shoe.

Last weekend at the pinnacles, he was a guy,

they must have been like French or German or something, and jeans.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Germans love jeans and a t-shirt.

I was like, what are you doing in the jeans?

Yeah, nothing like that.

Terrible prep.

So I got involved in that, started on Friday,

so I went after the show to get some steps,

and I said, let's get those steps.

And this was the time, hey, let's get those steps.

So it wasn't like motivational.

And Sophia, the gym was like, are you doing the challenge?

I said, yeah, you guys will like bullied me into it.

And she's like, but you haven't joined the group chat.

And I was like, out of the challenge.

And she's like, why?

I was like, I'm not joining a fucking group chat.

I'm not.

And she's like, what?

I mean, we need you to do the challenge

for the total amount of steps.

I said, oh, do the challenge.

I'm not joining the group chat.

Please.

I was like, I know.

And she said, OK, I will-

I can imagine this.

I can imagine this exchange.

I will message you and then you just send me your steps

at the end of every day or at the start of the next day.

And I was like, good, I'm just not going joining a group chat.

And then over the weekend, when I was sending them my results,

she said, boy, you're sure I'm missing out

on some real motivational gold in the group chat.

Legit life changing stuff.

I was like, this is why I didn't want to join the group chat.

You've got to be very selective about what group chats

you're a part of.

Or all of mine are on mute.

Yeah.

You guys are muted.

We talk too much.

We talk too much.

Then you Plymouth fun weekend.

She's definitely muted.

Yeah.

Because that thing comes at a little feast of famine with that.

No one's on it.

And then someone will just get taken to town.

Yeah.

And it will just be like 400 messages.

Some good roasting at the weekend.

There was some more Plymouth weekends on mute.

Yep.

QMU gun meet and tow club.

That's on mute.

Well, there's only six of us in the group and you're one of them.

It's too much.

Aaron's family's on mute.

Aaron's smaller family chat.

You're on mute.

What about our work chat?

That can't be on mute.

That's very important.

I mute it as soon as I leave this building.

We talk too much.

I like you.

But, God, we don't need to chew it all day.

Just turn your phone on.

Do not disturb.

And then everything gets muted.

Yeah, I just don't.

I won't be in a group chat if I'm not

into the people or into the content.

No.

That's why I don't want to be.

That's why I don't want to be maintaining a presence.

I don't want to be.

Motivational stuff demotivates me.

But so I'm not in this group chat.

I don't want to be in a group chat.

Well, now I want to see the motivational content

because I've lost all motivation.

Our bodies are capable of anything.

It's our minds we have to convince.

That sort of shit will be.

It's done in this group chat.

Because there's a couple of the XF45s in there.

And they take a little while to shake the shit.

Is there going to be problematic stuff in there?

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

And you're like, oh, shut up.

What are you doing there?

We can't do that.

No.

Right.

To be honest, I didn't think that's where you were going.

I didn't know what we were going to say.

I assumed it was something to do with a sweaty body.

But yeah.

So no group chat, but the steps are going fine.

Good for you.

Keep it up, hon.

Keep it up.

Shut up.

Keep it up.

Great step.

No, no, no, no.

Don't eat it.

Don't eat it.

Don't eat it.

Shoot for the moon.

And if you land, you will be in the stars or something like that.

Yep.

Cool.

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