ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th September 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshworn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with My Mac's Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. The four...

The floor long. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We do have a warning for younger listening ears.

It's a light warning. It's a light warning. It's a light warning. The word titties is said a lot

during this podcast. Talking about touching them. Touching, fondling and touching of titties.

Then I said then I wouldn't give Vaughan's penis a squeeze.

So okay so the word penis and titties is mentioned in the following podcast.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now George is in studio because she was telling us a beautiful

tale about a spicy night that she had out last night which ended in her honking on a set of tits.

Now how did this come about? She just told me to fill her tits.

It's just simple as that. Now basically... I did this recently because I have talked about this

before. Do you know what I gave my tits a photo shoot last night? Did you? Yep because they're

so fantastastic. This is before or after your cup of tea.

During while it was boiling. While it was a quick shoot.

Yeah I just because they're incredible. I've got new tits. Wait but where were these photos going?

Just for memories. Oh okay. Just for the time that I had these honkers. Right. This took some

photos. They're not sexy. They're just sort of like documentarian. But also like when your tits are

on point you feel them right? They're ridiculous. The whole day keeps on airing. Look. Look there.

Yeah poke it. I've had moments in my yo-yo-ing and maybe you've felt the same

form when you go over a speed bump in a car and it goes away on your chest.

That must be you guys all the time. All the time. Yeah but usually like I don't tend to

leave the house without a bra on because I don't I don't want anyone to look at that.

Yeah. I don't want to feel that sweetie. Get the snouts out. Yeah.

Georgie told us the snouts out. I have heard some things in my time. Hailey told me I'd have

snouts. Fletch would have little flicky snouts. Yeah little flicky like. Which is nothing wrong

with it. Like a weasel snout. Oh like a ski slope. Yeah. Yeah. But like really gathering to a peak.

Yeah. Yeah. I must look at these. Do you have them? No. No. No. No. No. No. Fletch shops.

I just said what what I said to Hailey if I had boobs would I have good boobs. And I said no he'd

have snouts. Yeah. Yeah. Now because usually little witty bitty titties have snouts. Yeah.

So you'd have little itty-bitties. Now you mentioned this last night. And nambags. We

and the reason you were in here we all think you got hit on last night and you don't know it.

Yeah. But if I did I'd take it because if I get hit on by anyone these days it's like a conflict.

Yes. So it's been so long. It doesn't happen often anymore. Right. So how did you end up

honking these tits? Well actually funnily enough the first thing she said to me because it's been

a while since I'd seen her was I got fake tits too. Oh they're fake. Gotcha. Gotcha. And she's like

they're hard because my nerve I've got nerve damage. So she's got hard nipples and I was like whoa.

But like kind of hot hard nipples. Yes. Yeah. Not like wait but permanently set at erect.

I think for now I think she must like massage them and stuff and they'll I'm assuming right.

No because when I massage mine they only get harder. Yes. But surely she needs to warm them up.

Cut them. No don't warm them up. I know three of us got breast implants and for the while afterwards

she had to like do this thing where she had to move them around. I don't know why.

She didn't want my help though so. But what I can say is it felt like so anyway we're sitting

at dinner dinner spinach. She's had a couple of drinks. I had to drive unfortunately so I was

like whatever and she's like feel that because if you'd had a few drinks you would have got

your head in them as that was. I would have really wanted to immerse myself but she's like

feel that so I just like put it appropriate little gentle hand. I was like oh that's hard.

And then I was like that feels like Mastitis. What I imagine Mastitis would feel like.

Yeah. And then she's like squeeze them. So I said double hand. I'm a do it.

Squeeze. And I was like these. I kept. How many were these tits. Two weeks. Two weeks.

I was gen two. I was like a gen two like whoa. Did she even have the stitches out?

Well it's like under the breast. Yes because that's always what I wonder if I was to get them

if I go under the breast you can go in through the armpit now can you. Or behind the nip.

You can get your nipple off. I wouldn't do it. I don't think I would either yeah.

Don't get the nipple off. It's very important to me. That even makes my

feel nipples feel weird now. I'd go either discreetly under the teat.

Or through the through the armpit. So where was her girlfriend when you were filling up

this woman's breasticles. Next to her. Yeah. This is the thing. Georgia doesn't

realize she's been hit on but she's been hit on. 100%. But then the girlfriend said

how many girls like how many people have you let feel your boobs. And she said well actually

Georgia's the first. And then she's like back off my girl for like jokingly. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

And I was like I'm just lucky I can feel some tits that are on my eye. Has this

awoken something in you do you think. You seem very excited. You do you've been very

pertinent at work. You've been found at work. You know when you call her Perky that's an

appropriate call Georgia's. We can't do that. Perky after. No they are a little bit today though.

I do. I wasn't. I can't even look at Georgia. Why because you found the fake ones you're

like right I'm really hoisting these bad boys. Tighten the straps.

Literally because I'm just wearing these nana bras and I'm like I gotta have my game.

Gotta hoist them up. I'll be at the knees. Right okay. Yeah I just don't know how to

approach a subject now I've been through so much of my life. Never felt fake boobs would

like to out of interest purely interest alone. You've got to be invited. I've got to be invited

but also my wife is not going to be okay with me touching another woman's. No but it's curiosity.

But also the thing is they're not real. It's curiosity to kill the cat.

It's not cheating or filling up another woman because they're not real. It's my theory.

Right. So with a sex doll it's not cheating because they're not real. You're applying the same logic.

It's a quirk. It's a quirk but it's not real. It's a quirk. Wow. It's a quirk. It's going to be

awkward and take some explanation but it's not cheating. Did you tell your fiance about this

squeeze? No because he was dead sleep last night so I didn't get the chance. I actually

forgot to in the car this morning I was talking about the dinners because it was this digestation

with chips and it was like a bacon ice cream. It was interesting. I don't think Aaron would

have a problem if I squeeze some fake boobies. No I don't think. I think I would be like well

what do they feel like? Can I have a feel? Yeah right. Because they're like like some days minor

pretty perky and he's like I'm like jiggerman. That was me yesterday. What's changing? What's

changing day to day? The hormones, temperature like where you're at in your cycle was huge.

Well you've been letting us feel your penis implant when you get that done.

Would that be true? Actually that might be true. If someone had a penis surgery or a vagina

surgery I'd be like oh I'll have a little looky poo. A looky poo not a touchy. Not a touchy poo.

No. No that would be cheating. Yeah it would be. No I wouldn't squeeze you willy.

But like a pet. What sort of cat? You can see what you need to see from seeing a line. You know

your own thing you need to touch it. But like it's not real. Yeah well good for you. I'm glad

that you had a boob experience. They're great. Good fun. Awkward though this having this awakening

just moments before you're about to get married though isn't it? Yeah I know now it's like oh

shit what do I do? What am I? Who am I? What do I like? You know what these rich housewives are

like they get up to all sorts of shenanigans once they're married with their move of the time

bags and their houses and their old cannery money. But you don't have a pair of rms though eh?

Yay. Ooh next time. More on that later.

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