ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd October 2023

Welcome to a little bit of pod guys. Yes. I got to call one one one

Oh my god, I've never called one one one. Haven't you? Never? No. Oh yeah, I have one.

I called staff five five five once driving through what's the gorge out of Queenstown

Gibson Valley around the air what is it?

does that

No, isn't it just Gibson Valley?

Yeah, and there was a gigantic pig on the road like a boy like a boy

Yeah, and so I rang staff five five five and then said hey

And then I was a pig on the road. Yeah. Oh my god. That is such a good impersonation of yourself

Yeah

Rung it once before when someone was fighting

Like yeah, having a big scrap. Yeah. Yeah

We um had to rent a place when we were renovating once we had to rent a place in a west Auckland neighborhood that was

This nicely fucking gross

There were fights in the street

I saw a I was out the window and shutters like don't let them see us like that can't see me

I'm peaking. I'm peaking plus they're trying to kill each other and I saw like a

Gull like a reflection and I was like, that's a knife straight on the place. I was like

I think I saw a knife that they were there so quick so quick

Well, so I woke up on and it's you know

I've spoken about the graffiti on our building because there's right underneath your window

The neighbors have scaffolding because they're obviously gonna do painting or repairs or something

And so that leaves like access to a roof between my building

And so we've already had some like quite a bit of tagging like they they go up like two or three stories get on the roof

And like God knows how no one fall. No

And then so I wake up on Saturday morning and it's like on Sunday morning and it's some

10 to 6 and I'm wide awake. Thanks body cause you're thanks. Thanks this job and these hours

Yeah, but keep us and some scrolling the cats like I want food and then I hear the don't don't like of like heavy walking on

scaffolding and I was like, oh

Right mother fuckers. That's all I got you now. I'm awake on a Sunday

You know, I'm awake. I hear you and then so I like pull my curtains and then I've got a blind and I like peek out of it

Are you nude?

Yes. Oh nude. He's nude nude

I'm nude and I'm peeking up my blinds and I see these two guys standing on like what would be the fifth floor

Scaffolding holy just having a yarn. Oh my god. Yeah, and I'm like fuck

They're not they're not tagging and they didn't have backpacks or big jackets. There's no spray paint

I was like fuck so they're just like probably drunk heading home from town

Yeah, and so and then they they climb a little bit higher and I was like, okay

This is I'm calling the cops and so I call the cops and talk to this lovely lady

What's that cock out still?

Did you put on some I still need it still need it this day you need it this day

Cockout on the phone cock out for 9-1-1

Don't get your cock out for 9-1-1 1-1-1

And so I'm like I say, oh, I look there's two people on some scaffolding and yeah, it's and she's like, oh, that's no good

I'm like, no, it's not

And so she's like, what do they look like? I'm like, I can't really see them at dark clothing

And then they kind of go around the side of the building and she's and I'm like, oh, I don't I don't think they've gone down

But I can't see them anymore. She's like, well, I'll put it down if he's if anything changes give us a call back

So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna put my pants on and so I find so I don't want to turn my to my light on cuz

So I'm like finding some knickers. Yeah, get my sweat pants on

Chuck the hoodie on and put my ear pods and I went out

I went downstairs and then I could see the god. He's taking the matter into his own hands

I was like, yeah, I was like, these motherfuckers are not getting away

And so I walked down and then I looked up and I hope they listen. I hope they listen to the book

They are at this stage on the top roof of that building and disappeared and onto the roof

And I'm just like what the fuck and then that's what I see the cops come

I ring the lady back and she's like some guy was like fire police ambulance

I'm like fire police and then the lady comes on again. I'm like, oh, did I just speak to you?

She's like, yes, the guys on the scaffold. I was like, it's me, but I'm back

But I'm cocky. Oh my god. She did not know I was naked. That's quite horrifying for her. She might listen

But anyway, I said it's Megan. I've just come downstairs because I'm so nosy and they've actually gone onto the roof

And that's when the police drove up. She said I can see the cars in the area and then these police got out of their car

They turn on their flashing lights and the because of all the buildings and trees around there

Just the whole thing echoed blue and green blue and yellow red lights reflected reflected

And then they get out these cute little torches that were real little but so powerful

Yeah, it would have been not even a hand like the size of his hand and he just went click they both been click

And fuck the whole thing just like no, I know I was like, where do you get where do you get the top tortures?

Where does he get his cop torch because it's still was it so dark?

Yeah, because it was quite dark and a bit drizzly and then so you couldn't see them because they'd gone onto the roof

And I said, oh, they're up there

They've just gone on to the roof and you just kind of see them look at each other like fuck

We're gonna climb up this and then they just boom straight away straight up there

And then one of them comes down or one of them kind of peaks he had open and kind of starts to kind of climb down

And the other one was still on the roof and I'm like, well

I'm just gonna leave now because I don't want to be them to see me

Yeah, what are you gonna do when you get down and then I resist I did hear so one of them was obviously trying to come down and then

The cop yells out to him come down. You won't get in trouble. I was like, oh my god. That's what a mum says

Yeah, you will yeah, you're literally climbing on a building

So what did they do there? Did you watch other one? Did they ush them away or no?

He was talking to one of them. Yeah, the last I saw and then I don't know his friend was still coming down

The other cop was up. They're trying to get him down and say that the cop went up there. Yeah

Would have been like that's that's like getting into a high-speed chance

And it's so lucky I took down my gatling gun because you remember I said I'd rigged up a gatling gun with the senses

They would have been toast. Yeah, if I'd left that up. Well, the New Zealand police would have been in prison

No, they were the taggers would have been

They weren't

I don't know if they were or not. I think they were just drunk coming home from the town has there been any more

Tagging no no more tagging tagging because I think it's rude to tag over someone else's tag

You set a beef if you don't want to be you don't want a street. Yeah, which is why I've cropped cross red lines for all the tags

So really this is how quickly I've had a response. Yeah, I said do the New Zealand police have a standard issue torch

Oh, yeah. Yeah, they do there an LED lens that also mounts on the front of M4 rifles

Pass on my

Praise of the torch one because can we get one? I want one. They weren't like Jesus Christ

They're a hundred and fifty three dollars at New Zealand safety. Yeah

Dwight's our doors got them at two hundred and fifty bucks

Are they are like usb rechargeable like your ass be my my satisfying tortures

This does look like a pretty fucking. Oh my god. I like when they

When they both wait

It lit it up. I'm like, I'm horny now

Yeah, like a lot of targeted advertising online for torches and they'll be like click and it'll just boom

And I was just like you're not hiding from that torch. Oh my god. It was so yeah

The the p7 core is one of lead lenses most iconic torches redesigned. Yeah, right on rechargeable model of the new

Non-rechargeable new p7 family. No, I want a rechargeable. You'll have to you'll have to take that back non rechargeable

I want to recharge batteries. Yeah, I'm embarrassed rechargeable

Energizer still make a dolphin though if anybody's after that's like classic torch

That'd be great because at least you used to have those giant like I'd imagine they had like shit for

Yeah, they'd bash you with them. Yeah, like a baton as slash torch. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. I want one of those

When you're looking at something that also needs a bashing. Yeah, wow

Oh, look at this one. Look at this one. This is a lead lens a PR team work rechargeable torch. You mentioned the

What's a normal light like 20

We order it please this one's $550 paying I'll get the police one. That's only a couple six hundred and twenty nine including GST

I had this is a

Some horny torch chat. Yeah, horny torch. Yeah, I love a torch. Oh, yeah, God order now aid to cart please

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