ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th October 2023

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Fleshwater and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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And it turns out, we have a potential axe murderer in our midst.

I know. I'm actually scared I can't even look at her.

I actually feel physically threatened.

Do you remember that movie, So I Married an Axe Murderer?

Yes. Oh my God, yes!

With Mike Meyers. With Mike Meyers.

Here, dude.

Sweet, innocent, carwain producer.

Why have you become such a violent woman?

You guys have driven her to it.

Look at that giggle, that's deceptive.

No, we've driven her to it. Yeah, we have.

Yeah, just think of this next time you were really irritating her.

Yeah.

So your axe girl's going to come flying through the studio door.

Yeah, no.

I just went to one of those, like, axe places where you go through some axes and have a drink.

I wouldn't go to one of these places.

There's one right down the road. Let's go, right now.

Where?

Just down on Galatas Road.

Okay, right.

Oh, yeah, that's over there. You're pointing the wrong way.

This was a generic point.

You are pointing the wrong way.

Also, yeah, when you were like that, I thought that was Vic Part.

No, it was Vic Part.

I thought she was pointing the wrong way.

There's also one on, I think, Nelson Street.

Right. Did they have one in Wellington on Courtney Place

and they shut it down because of all the boozy?

No, they moved it around the corner, didn't they?

Oh, they moved it. They moved it.

It's just around the corner.

Yeah, they had axe rolling.

You shouldn't be doing that on Courtney Place.

No, I'm not on Courtney Place.

Are you quite good?

Yeah, really good.

So, I've done it before one time with Drex Project or Foley,

one of the Kiwi artists that we were doing some content for.

Oh, it was her name-dropping.

It was with my friends.

So, it's in Wellington.

I'm just looking at it by the basin.

It's the same people in Auckland Central.

So, it's just axe throwing.

And Brewtown Upper Hut. Yeah, and there's lanes.

Oh, yeah, Brewtown.

Brewtown is fun.

Brewtown is fun.

Sweet axe.

Sweet axe.

Look at the people on their website.

That's scary.

She's so nice.

They're going to the front.

It's really winding up.

No, but I-

Because I was shit.

I did boom rock in just out of Wellington,

where you do archery.

Oh, yeah.

Love this part.

Knife throwing, axe throwing, and clay bird shooting.

Okay, the bird shooting, not so much for the rest.

No, but it's not birds.

It's clay birds.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't like guns.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I thought so as well, but I was good at it.

And then the power of the weapon in my hand brought me to life.

Because I've just Googled the one in Wellington.

Sweet axe.

Cambridge Terrace.

It says here, no intoxication.

Don't drink prior to throwing axes.

And closed her shoes.

Yeah.

That's disappointing.

Can't wear my Birkin sloth.

Closed her shoes is the disappointing part of it up here.

You don't want to have a couple of beers and get intoxicated

and throw axes.

I don't care what I'm wearing on my feet.

Probably the steel caps would be preferable.

Yeah.

So you shit it at the first time you tried.

Yeah, and I was like going into this, I'm not going to be good.

Said to the guy that was taking us, not going to be good.

So don't have any expectations.

And then I got your expectations.

Yeah.

And then I got a bullseye on the first throw.

Oh my God.

I'm scared of her.

Yeah.

Wow.

And on the second throw, did you follow through?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was like three in a row.

You were just good.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

And then it slipped a little.

Because then we moved to like quite long axes.

Yeah.

And that was a lot harder.

You're more of a short axe, short range kind of a medium to short.

Both of those I was really good at.

It's your weapon of choice.

One handed short one.

Wow.

Yeah.

Maybe you've been reincarnated from some kind of medieval.

Oh.

You know, like.

But where was it the first time she did it?

What do you mean?

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

The spirit just recently entered her body.

Yeah.

The spirit was groggy on that day.

Yeah.

I checked my ancestry results.

And it changed.

So we got something else.

Is the hardest part getting the blade to hit the thing and not the handle?

Yes.

Yeah.

That's what I always forget.

Yeah.

Same.

It would just like a doof.

The wooden handle and hit the ground.

Yeah.

And it's scary when it comes back.

Yeah.

About a little bit of a bounce back.

Oh.

That would be.

All about the extension.

Oh really?

Should we do this for our Christmas party?

Yeah, we should.

We should have.

Guys, I've read about something else.

Anything is that you're not allowed to be intoxicated.

And no offense, but that's one of my passions.

Yeah.

There might need to be a breath test, Hailey.

Even if it's at 10 in the morning.

Yeah.

I hit him a monster.

It's Christmas party.

We're not all doing that.

That's it.

Safety first.

Safety first.

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