ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th September 2023
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It's all the rage. People have been trying to get their hands on this. MrBeast Chocolate.
I know. And Kaleen. Now Kaleen, who bought this chocolate? Your boyfriend? Is he a MrBeast Fanatic?
Are you? No. No. We were just joking about how viral it's become and like why. So we were like,
we'll try it ourselves. It was down at the supermarket underneath his work. And then...
Like I don't think I'm not a MrBeast Fanatic, but I've seen a lot of the videos.
There's just, it's the, it's just more mind blowing to me. The guys are content
machine. Yeah. And like lots of his interviews that he does on podcasts and stuff come up on
my tech talk and I'll sit and listen to him speak about it because he's very, I don't know, just
like... It's no fluke. It's no fluke. He's a clever guy. He's considered. He analyzes a lot of things.
So he has a chocolate range. He's teamed up with a chocolate making... No, these are
feastables. Is it his? Is it his? Because didn't he do the burgers? His burger barn was called
Feastable or his burger place was called Feastables? One of those like pop up. Now,
don't tell us because you've tried it. Yeah. But I don't hold down a lot of hope. Here's why.
One, American. American chocolate shit. American chocolate shit house. Two,
very thin. Like that would be... Very thin. Almost... What's that hiding? That's how many grams?
That is 60 grams as whole. That's nothing. And we worked out, what are those like if you get like a
chunky bar at the supermarket? What's that? Like 40... Just your single serve is like...
45, 40. Yeah. So I would have thought this would have weighed less than one of those because it's
so thin, but it's not that much like dimensions wide. And the other reason, I think it's going to
be shit house because it's got on the front only four ingredients. Yeah, which is supposed to be...
Nah, it's supposed to be like the selling point, right? So the ingredients are cane sugar, organic
cocoa butter, organic cocoa mass, and emulsifier, which is sunflower lectin. So I mean, it doesn't
have all the... It doesn't have a lot of crap in it. No. No, but I watched a video with Mr.
Bees and he got bloody... What's his name? Gordon Ramsay to try it and be like, yeah,
that's delicious. But he would have fricking paid him to do it. Anyway, let us not...
We're going to try and open this. And what flavor is this? Chocolate. Just original chocolate.
Just original chocolate. I don't know how many options there are because you know,
I think I would rather see my children eating this than drinking that prime energy drink that
that Logan Paul dude did. It's got warnings on it. Yeah. Okay, a little bit here. A little...
Hang on, wait for me. Very cocoa-y smelling. Very like pungently cocoa. Oh, it smells dark.
It's like cheap chocolate you get from Australia or America. Oh, that made my teeth sell, you know,
it's so sweet. I don't like it at all. I know it's not attractive hearing people eat and...
It's a dark chocolate. If somebody will get into it, actually.
Calvin, you didn't like this, did you? Absolutely not. It's so sweet for a dark
chocolate. I don't understand what's happening. And just wait for the fun taste that will linger
for the rest of the day. That's the emulsifier, right? It was so bad. It tastes like vegetable oil.
It tastes like the stuff you'd buy for baking and you'd melt it down. Yes, it tastes like baking
chocolate. It tastes like baking chocolate. Yeah. But bad baking chocolate. Yeah. Not the
stuff you'd steal from mum's pantry. It doesn't have palm oil in it, but it's got that oily
coating. When they put the palm oil in over the butter. Yeah. Because I was expecting like
Easter egg chocolate, but that to me, that's worse than Easter egg chocolate. Yeah, it is.
I'd say it's on par with that gross Australian chocolate that Easter eggs are made of. Yeah.
I put that on par with it. Worst than carob. Can't bet it penance lad though.
Also, did we talk about the fact that it's $5 a block?
There's no chocolate. Wait, you could get literally a block of whittakers and get a little
bit of change, maybe if it's on special. So it's a comparable weight to a penance
lab and a penance lab at the supermarket. It's like a, oh, actually at pack and so you can get a
penance lab for 99 cents. Oh, so you can do the same price. Yes. That's good stuff. I hate to say
it. If you go online, I just Google MrBeast chocolate sucks and you know, he's fine. This
isn't going to crush his empire. No. A lot of people agreeing. It's that thing where you inhale,
it's coated my mouth and something. Yeah, Gordon Ramsey must have been paid because there's no way
some she was a fine palette. But what about if Gordon Ramsey's never experienced,
what if Nigella's never taken home a block of whittakers and Gordon Ramsey has never
experienced whittakers has really stuffed it for us. Yeah. Yeah. We're so lucky. We have great
chocolate here. We've got great dairy. If you're an international listener, you simply must try
to get your hands on some New Zealand chocolate. Yeah.
Whittakers over Cadbury. Lindor Balls. Lindor Turr. Lindor Turr.
Now, Toblerone's good chocolate. Last night, you know, friend, our friend James is staying in
my spare room while he finds a flat. By the way, found a flat. Oh, thank God. I'm going to be back to
New Zealand. You're going to be so lonely. You're going to be so lonely. You're going to be balls
out but lonely. I'm going to be balls out. It's going to be great. And then the separation is
going to make you realize that you and James need to get married. No, I hardly ever see him.
I know Aaron said this to me. Our kids, our kids, because you guys travel together heaps. Yeah.
You're not romantically involved and never have been, but our kids are just like, wouldn't it be
nice? No, I know. We both say to each other, no offense, oh gross.
What if they go, oh, they live together so well. They travel together so well. They just feel like
a couple of old uncles that live together. No, we're friends. No, you don't need to be married,
but you can do everything that married people do. Last night, he had a block of that new
caramel. What's it called? Levels? Layers. Layers. Just tell me, Jerry. Slice. Slice.
Holy shit. I didn't try, but it looks so yum. Slices. How did you say no? Caramel slice.
So what have we got here? What have we got here? What do we get? Caramel slice. I don't
like caramel. It's too much. I know that's controversial. Oh, so it's got like different
levels of different things. It's like good stuff. Chocolate that I have recently that was really
good. Excuse me. Bless you. Sorry. It's chocolate. It's just round another food out of the beast.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to sue him. He's good for it. For making you sneeze. Yeah. Yeah,
you made me sneeze. That made me sneeze, which we're only going to get one massive
depromised organism. He'd probably build an entire courtroom, invite you along,
and then at the end, it would be a whole elaborate ruse. And then give you a Tesla
and $20 million. Anyway, I'm happy. Either way, of course, settlements.
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