ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th September 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshworn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Hello, welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. This is a warning.

We've had to come back to do a warning about the Little Bit of Pod.

This isn't for little ears. No.

This pod, I know some people listen to the pod. This one's not one that should be listened to

with little ears around, but for my ears for later. Sub 16, definitely not.

I think with your partner it would be a good listen. Oh yeah.

We could open doors. You could open doors.

For example, because this is the little pod, we're going to follow on something about,

we talked about on the show, which is things you're not comfortable talking to your partner about.

Yeah. And this could, you know, you could pause after each one we do in disguise.

And disguise. Also, a trigger warning if you're into pudding.

If you're into push, if you're into pod. And try to just, you know, when you're putting on a meal,

you want everything timed out right. You want people ready to eat. You want the food ready.

You want all aspects of the food ready, but specifically pod.

That's your warning. Sorry, everyone.

Enjoy the Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

And we're going to follow on from something from today's Big Pod.

Yeah, you probably have to listen to the Big Pod first today.

Oh, I'll bring you up to speed though. Yeah, please do it.

One in 10 are too afraid or too shy to talk about intimate things with their partner.

Stuff they want, how they like it.

Some aspect of it. Yeah, some aspect of their sex line.

Yeah. We did get a lot of messages in that we couldn't read on the radio.

Yeah. Some of the messages that we did read, he needs to be more central and adventurous,

to satisfy me, that somebody can't comfortably talk to their partner about.

Group sex, I'd love to, but I know she never would.

Reminding them to get tested regularly, even if they're monogamous.

So you're not really monogamous, are you?

No, that sounds like a friend with benefits.

Scheduling it, I find it weird to discuss this and I'm not sure how to approach it.

Sex, while your girl has her period, I'm too scared to ask my new partner if he's into it or not.

Choking. I feel like I can be more open on the podcast.

We dance around a lot of these on the national broadcast.

Initiating it. Yeah.

And all of it, why is it awkward, but I can chat to other people about it so easily.

But the extra ones.

We've got some more that we thought the dancing around might have been a bit hard.

So we, excuse the pun, but we thought we'd read them out here.

And No Man's Land that is podcast.

Actually, nothing. Somebody says, I'm not uncomfortable to talk to him about anything.

He loves group play. I don't. And I love a great big willy. Go us.

Oh, great big willy. Do you think he's got the great big willy or she's getting

other great big willies as well, but not in a group setting?

I think it sounds like she might like other great big willies,

but then does he have a great big willy? Because if he doesn't,

I think he's got a great big willy.

Is she going to have normal willy with him and go get a great big willy on the weekends?

And he loves group play.

So he can do that.

Do you think she supervises the group play?

Or just lets him play in the group by himself?

Super nice. Like what? Hey, ah, ah.

She's got like a ruler and she'll hit him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Please face the Jesus.

Oh, who knows, who knows.

Um, pegging.

What? This is why we couldn't say that?

This is why we couldn't bring it up now.

Wow.

I've had their names removed.

Yep.

So I don't know if this is a male who wants to be pegged or a girl who wants,

a female who wants to pegged.

A man.

Either way.

It's a power dynamic.

Either way though, if you're the female, you've got to bring that up with a heterosexual,

allegedly heterosexual guy that you want to peg him.

Or Shannon compiled the list.

I'll just ask and you get Shannon up on the desk.

Yes.

Um, I mean, just figuratively put the lever up.

Gear up on the desk.

I'm sorry, sorry.

That was quite rude.

If you pull the lever up so we can hear what Shannon has to say,

you said we've received a few about pegging.

Both ways as well.

Both ways?

Okay, that's what I wanted to know.

The majority of it.

Yeah.

So there was quite a few people being like,

I want it and a few people being like, they've said it.

I don't know.

Like there was definitely all dynamics.

Do you know what I find weird?

What?

Is when a guy wants to be pegged, but he won't let a guy fuck him.

No, it's not the same.

No, it's not as different.

The butt is pleasurable with your game or not.

That's like saying a guy's putting it in a butt.

Why isn't he just chucking it up a girl's butt?

Yeah.

Yeah, I would say maybe, I'd say we maybe had about 10 people coming to our pegging.

So were they all dudes saying either pig me or she's mentioned pegging

and I don't know what to say about it?

Or was there also a woman being like, at what stage of a relationship

when you meet someone, do you say it would be hard at like 15 years in?

Or maybe not.

I think we need to go back and put a warning on the start of this podcast.

Okay, we do need to do that.

We'll do that after.

We'll do that after.

Warnings of warnings.

Oh, okay.

So this is again things that one in 10 people aren't comfortable talking about an intimate

moment with their partner or something about their intimacy.

I can't talk to them about the fact that it's always over way too quickly.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

You need some of that lubricant that slows it down.

Well, like a tingle instead of what lubricant should be.

No, there's a lubricant that's like it numbs it.

Yeah, like it's good for her, but, you know, slows him down.

Kind of slowing down.

What was that?

Lube.

WD-40 or something.

Or it could just have a danger wank.

A heavy vat.

Yeah.

There's a danger of the danger wank though, isn't it?

There is a danger of the danger.

You're done and you're done.

Yeah, you're done and your mind's like done and then it's hard to get.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, let's just put a little pin in that.

We're going to have a little break and come back with some more messages.

We're going long, are we?

Okay, okay, okay.

I can't comfortably bring up with my partner that ankles around shoulders while having sex

is better than missionary like he prefers because it just hits deeper.

Yeah.

She wants her ankles over her shoulders.

Yeah, like flexibility of this creature.

Yeah, must go to yoga.

Must go to yoga.

Must go to yoga.

Must go to yoga.

Could you do that for long?

Could I get my legs up?

No way.

You've seen how stiff I am.

One of these hip-hop legs is tight.

Todd, I could get my legs up around my shoulders.

He's a missionary.

He's a missionary, man.

God, no.

At work, I'm the boss.

Total mask.

At home, I'm the little spoon.

My boyfriend doesn't get it though.

Oh, it's a...

Do you think it's the same sex as before?

This is the same sex as coming from a guy.

Yeah, okay.

At work, I'm the boss.

Total mask.

At home, I'm the little spoon.

Well, they say they're mask.

But my boyfriend doesn't get it though.

Right.

So they want...

Do you think...

What do you think is the uncomfortable part to talk about here?

They like being a little spoon.

Just feel like it's not relying on me.

Like dominate me a little bit, maybe.

All right.

All right, okay.

Right.

Yeah, right.

Must be a little spoon.

This is a very interesting topic of conversation

that they can't have with their partner.

What porn he watches and what porn I watch.

I couldn't give a shit.

No, no, no, but they just like...

They want to know what their partner watches.

Oh, I don't care.

But then they also are a little bit shy about what they watch.

You watch whatever you want.

Well, I think like we said on ear or in the big pod,

it's communication, isn't it?

Oh, it's totally communication.

Absolutely.

So, hey, would it...

But it feels like a trap.

If your girlfriend said to you or your wife,

hey, what do you watch?

Like, would you think that's a trap?

Yeah, huge breast blonde in your petite little brood.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Like, make you feel insecure.

It does, Jared agrees.

It feels like a huge trap.

Really?

Yep.

It's a trap.

I'll take the fifth.

From the man who falls into a lot of those, to be fair.

This is not a thing for us.

We're homos and have a wild sex life, says somebody else.

Yeah, I feel like the gays are just pretty open, eh?

Yeah, but then before, the gays were like...

On the mask, and when I come home, I want to be not mask and...

Oh, somebody said, I hope I hear, oh, that's juicy.

Oh, that's juicy.

That's juicy.

That's juicy.

A lot during the segment.

Yeah.

Oh, somebody can't discuss having sexy dreams about my ex.

Oh, unfinished business there, but unfinished business?

Yeah, maybe.

As long as it stays in the dreams and doesn't manifest them to life.

But I feel I may be bisexual because we're married

and it always seems inappropriate to say that now.

Oh, no, you gotta be who you are.

Yeah, that's...

You can be bisexual and married to somebody.

Yeah.

Of the opposite gender.

Of course you can.

But then maybe...

Does that think that now you want to...

If you're married to a man and you say, hey, I'm bisexual,

does that mean you have to go sleep with a woman

or are them just attracted to one another?

As I said on the big point, probably like 90% of the stuff

you're about to ask a guy is going to be fine.

100%.

We're just stoked to be there.

We're stoked to be there.

We're happy to see them.

Yeah.

You're happy to watch and bring snacks?

Yeah, man.

Absolutely.

I'll nip down the shops.

What are you guys after?

Yeah, I'll set the scene.

I'm at the bed.

I like the candles.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pre-snacks, post-snacks, both.

Drawing.

Five-minute chickens.

How are we going, girls?

Yeah, how are we doing here?

I mean, I can be there the whole time.

I can help you assist.

How are we going?

Are you good?

Everybody hungry?

Yeah.

Are we ready for put?

Everybody okay?

Everybody okay in here?

We're going all right.

Shots, you all right?

Don't need me.

Yep.

Yeah, you still don't need me.

Still don't need me.

That's cool.

Can you guys let me know?

I'll just be out.

Okay.

I'll be out.

I'll put the put in the oven,

but I'll just keep it low.

Yeah, actually, because that will take a while.

That's awesome.

How long do you reckon you'll be?

Because this is going longer than you normally.

Apple pie, they reckon 45 to 50 minutes.

So what do we think?

Do you reckon, shall I chuck it in now?

I'm not getting the ice cream out yet,

but as far as put goes.

Because the ice cream is quite solid, so we'll need.

Absolutely.

You have this image of you making a cuck-pud.

Cuck-pud.

Cuck-pud, cuck-pud, cuck-pud, cuck-pud.

We should market it.

Cuck-pud.

Cuck-pud.

The put you put in the oven when you're getting cucked.

And it's just going to put you off a guy standing in the oven

with his head down, like.

Yes, yeah.

Try and ignore whatever's happening.

Brilliant.

Because his wife's happy, so.

A happy wife, happy life.

God, I love a blood of a spoon full of cuck-pud.

Yeah, do you hear about the new one?

What, berry cuck-pud?

Yeah, I know, a triple berry.

It's going to be good.

It's going to be good.

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