ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th September 2023

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Haley away today, back tomorrow on the pods. I was just out talking to the producers,

see how they thought the show went. What did they give it? 4 out of 10.

4 out of 10. 4 out of 10. That was your mark. 8 out of 10 for me. So that was pretty good.

All right. Okay, so yeah. I don't know. Oh, I'm tired though. I'm tired too.

Yeah. Well, because we had the weekend away with Haley and Dalat Savings. And Dalat Savings took a

Zoppy last night. I wish I had. I woke up at two new time. So one old time. Yep. Couldn't get back

to sleep. Oh no. Got up at three plates in PlayStation. Did you? It was wild. I was just like,

oh, fuck this. Like, you know, when you get really angry and then you're like, well, now I'm too

angry to sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're lying there. You're like, go to fucking go to sleep.

And then you go, what did you do for the rest of the day? You hold it. You do the army breathing

that gets people back to sleep and you're just not getting back to sleep. Yeah. That real piece

of shit later on this afternoon. I can already feel how grumpy I'm going to be.

And it's school holidays. Kids up off screens and go and do something. Why should we? You're not.

Why should we? You got up at three o'clock this morning and played PlayStation.

Dead to fucking hypocrite. Every time. Dead to fucking hypocrite. Well, another

thing I was just discussing this with the producers. George is out there. She just got

sent some new Whitaker's chocolate, orange chocolate. And you were saying, you're not a

huge fan of raspberry chocolate. No, like I love a raspberry goo and a chocolate.

But not raspberry flavored chocolate. Not raspberry flavored. No. And I said,

I can't get enough orange chocolate. Such a killer combo. I had half a pack of

jaffa thins yesterday. And then I got mocked for eating jaffa thins. It is a boomer.

It's a boomer biscuit. I like a thin because you can trick yourself into thinking it's not that

bad because of how thin it is. Yeah. And this one's jaffa. So it's like eating jaffa cakes.

Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, my God. See, jaffa cakes, I can smash a whole pack of those. Yeah.

They have these jaffa thins. You're going to be able to smash a whole pack. And there's this brand.

It's a Milka. You know, the Milka chocolate. They do this like a jaffa thin biscuit and they have

like fillings like raspberry. Those are pretty good. I simply must find a store in New Zealand

that does imports of those. What is it called? Milka. Milka biscuits. They're like jaffa thins.

Okay. Because jaffa thins are in supermarkets all the time now in New Zealand and they're quite

yum. Well, that was the reason I got them the other day is that the supermarket was two packs of

Griffin's biscuits for five dollars. So I got a jaffa thins and a rough. A rough. What are those?

A standby. It's the new name for the Afghan. They've renamed it because of the people of Afghanistan.

Milka cakes. Milka jaffa cakes. Look at those. Oh, yeah. They're sort of like a toffee pop

situation. By the way, when we do that, when George Abert goes blah, blah, blah,

that's very inappropriate for some reason. Oh, really? Yeah. Cause we, I think we do it

comically, blah, blah, blah, but she doesn't, it's weird and then she'll break into a cackling

laugh halfway through. Yeah. Yeah. See, there you go though. Choco jaffa raspberry jelly.

106 calories per two biscuits. It's not bad, is it? Although you do a whole pack and there's

like 15 in a pack. Where did I sit on it? That was, you could definitely, you'll definitely

be able to find them. Good stuff. So, yeah. So they got renamed roughs is what they're called now.

What, wait, what are they used to be? They were like an Afghan biscuit, like a commercially

produced Afghan. But without the walnut on top, it's got the chocolate icing. It's not

heavily cornflaked. It's a young biscuit. Why have they changed it? Cause I think it's the

people of Afghans. Yeah. Yeah. I think, yeah, Afghani, the whole situation. I'd say the country

in a whole, the whole situation. Yeah, right. It was like at the weekends I,

we checked out of the hotel and there was free lollies. So fuck yeah. Like free lollies.

Free lollies. What kind of like, what, mints? No, they were good. There was like big jelly beans,

apple loops, you know, the ones that are white on one side, green on the other. So that kind of

pick and mix. Got to pick and mix and explorer lollies. Now I was walking away with my bag

predominantly of explorer lollies because they were the biggest and yummest and I never just

have them for no reason. And I said, shut up, would you like an explorer? And she laughed and

she said, no, I'll have an Eskimo though. I know. I know. I cancelled it right then and there.

Wow. Cause I have, I've got the, you know, the artist Simon, is it Simon Wardslaw? So I think

that's his name. He does the big Eskimo, sorry. Canceled. He does, he does the big explorers

and so many people in my house are like, oh, you've got the giant Eskimo. I'm like, no,

we don't call them that anymore. We don't call them that anymore. We call them explorers.

But I explained to it. I said, they're explorers now. Yeah. And she said, they'll always be Eskimos.

To me. And I was like, you are a boomer. Yeah. As a big boomer. I've always called them that.

I'm not changing it for any person. Yeah. Okay. What about these lollies called grumpy old white

bitch? Should we change the name of those or do you feel specifically targeted by that?

So you're okay with a change to it. Okay. But anyway, enjoy Jeffer Thins. Yep. Those things.

Milkers that you talk to Matt. Milker Jeffer Canks. Yeah. You're roughs and you're explorers.

Delicious.

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