ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th October 2023

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and just a reminder, over the Christmas break when we

take our holy days, we are going to have our Christmas Cocktail special.

There'll be a few episodes where we drink cocktails and we read out your Christmas cards.

So the E Christmas cards, if you would like to submit yours, go to our Facebook group,

the Fletch, Vaughan and Hailey podcast fam, international podcast fam.

If you're not a member, join and there's a link in there.

Facebook.com slash groups slash one, one, two, three, nine, zero, eight, one, one, one,

two, three, nine, zero, eight, zero, eight, one, seven, four, one, seven, four, three,

two, three.

That's nice.

Three, two, three.

Oh, eight, three.

Oh, eight, three.

No, that's all.

Zeroes.

Zeroes.

You can just do it.

You're going to have to do it again with zeroes.

One, one, two, three, nine, zero, eight, one, seven, four, three, two, three, zero,

eight, three.

Eight, three.

We've pinned that post at the top of the page.

You can find that.

Do that because yeah, we're recording in just a couple of days to get in there because

yeah, Christmas today on the podcast, the 25th of October, we're two months away, 60

days.

Shit, yeah, shit, yeah.

We've decided that we'll do presents for each other, which is cute.

Yeah.

Now, Vaughn, you quite quickly poo-pooed the idea of buying five presents.

Yeah.

So we're going to do a little in-house secret Santa.

Have you guys generated your name?

Yeah, I got Fletch.

I know.

Vaughn, you don't say it.

Say it.

Who are you?

We're going to have to do the draw again because now I know.

God.

I didn't even get the generated.

Oh, is that what the secret part stands for?

Yes.

Yes, hon.

Yes, hon.

Gotcha.

You will buy me a good gift though because you know me.

Yeah.

I know you.

I didn't get the generated thing.

I was in a chat.

You know me.

It's in the email.

I didn't get the email.

It's good.

The generated thing's good.

So it generates a name.

No, you put your name in.

You put your name in and then it generates a name for who you're buying for.

I think I got you because you did it and then I did it and maybe we were the only two people

in there.

Did you get me?

No, you've all got to put your name in.

I'm not saying who I got.

Ah, so you did get someone who's not me.

I got someone that is here.

Your own name, your email address.

Out of the six of us.

Right, it wasn't me.

I'm not saying.

It was on me.

But I saw her.

I'm not saying who it was from.

It was on me.

You now receive an email.

Use this email to join.

Oh, for God's sake.

So there are plenty of these.

If you're doing this for the family this Christmas, it's so good.

Yeah.

My brother-in-law, Aaron's biggest brother used to do it all by himself.

He'd write a poem and all this kind of stuff and work it out some way.

Now we just use this.

Yeah, right.

He would write a poem.

Yeah.

Your family don't buy a gift each.

They do this.

They do Secret Santa.

Yeah, because we're 12.

Mum, dad, and five siblings and five partners.

That's a lot.

So we do, you buy a big gift.

The budget used to be 50, but then people started doing like Hyundai, and now it's

about 100.

Yeah.

But you buy a one really good gift for one person.

Yeah, when we were doing Secret Santa, and someone got a Fitbit for someone?

What the f-

Yeah, I mean, they had a Free Fitbit.

I had a Step Fitbit.

They must have had a Free Fitbit, right?

Because that was well above.

So we've got a $20 limit for ours.

Oh, you know, because we receive quite a lot of free candles.

You know, my family gets those candles.

They get in those candles.

Are we going to go funny, or like, are we going to theme them, or are we just going

in?

Just go.

I think it's got to be funny.

And you've got to guess who brought yours.

Yes.

And then we'll do them on the last show of the year, and we'll all have to guess who.

But then, so you've ruined it now, Vaughn.

Do we?

No one's going to remember.

I mean, I may not even remember in, you know, a month and a half.

I'll remind you.

I haven't got the email.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It'll come.

I want to find out who mine is.

I want to put a lot of time and effort into it.

Yeah, but you've got to stick to the $20 limit.

We're not having someone come in with a $50 or $100 present, unless it's me on the receiving

end of that.

I won't see what you're like.

Because I've got you, and I'm not spending that much money.

There won't be a dollar more.

Oh, I like going a little bit higher, and then just making everyone feel a bit shit.

That's very rude.

Oh, my draw name.

My draw name.

My draw name.

Jared thinks we include receipts.

Jared, do you think we have to leave the receipt with the present?

Yeah, I reckon.

For exchange purposes.

Because Hailey gets a lot of free stuff, eh?

No, because you're going to bloody send us a X candle that you've already lit or something.

Yeah, bro.

I would have won three.

I would have won three.

Yeah, but I haven't.

$60, and then if it's worth $60, and it's been lit a few times, it's still probably

worth more than $20.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've got my name now.

Who is it?

Oh, she looked at it.

Did you see the linger on me?

It's me.

It's me.

No, I've got you.

You can't get two.

Although that would have been pretty good.

I've got five people by Fletch, five fucking girls.

They're so good.

I mean, if the system was broken and I got five girls, okay, well, I set up a registry

team, so I'll just pop that in the email.

What are you going to put down that you want for $20?

Just like moochie things.

Just like cute things.

It'll be like one button from the key.

Zoe Morgan, jewelry.

Yeah.

Okay, you're dreaming, bitch.

You dillies.

Oh, you can get a Teemu dilly.

I'm not putting a Teemu dilly anywhere up in or around me.

You don't want the micro Teemu microplastics.

No, no.

You don't want to deteriorate while it's up there.

No.

Okay, well, good luck.

Do you want us for the last show of the year when we reveal, unveil our secret Santa

gifts?

We should do it in the nude, like a strip game.

If you get it wrong, you're going to take off a bit of clothing or something.

Let's just get freaky.

Let's get freaky.

So it's a trip to HR.

Check us on our last show of the year.

Where we get freaky and fired.

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