ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th August 2023

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Fleshwater and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

Girl math, girl math, girl math, girl math, girl...

It's everywhere and do you know what we've done?

We made merch.

But it's a merch you can't buy and only we get a...

Shame.

No, we will be giving away hats.

Yeah, we will be, we will be.

But it's bloody good.

And when we were all trying it on,

I noticed we had a little pervert, my boys.

Tell you what, looking good lads, looking good.

If we'd said this about you,

you'd actually be okay with it, wouldn't you?

I'd be okay with it. You'd not. Absolutely love it.

Tits will pop in love.

Thank you, babe.

Just a little bit for you.

I was over here doing something I looked up in.

Producer Shannon and Haley were having a mutual tit admiration.

They were like, did you touch them?

I didn't touch your tits. You didn't touch them.

No. From my angle, I look like you touched them.

I think I have before.

I think we need a privacy screen in studio.

Just for when we do have to change into promotional t-shirts.

Because all hungry Haley's like...

So we've got girl math t-shirts that say it's basically free.

The number one line.

We're making a little pack.

What have you got on these?

People will be able to do girl math on the show

in this coming week or two.

And win a little prize pack.

Yeah, so it's going to be very exclusive, Mitch.

Limited edition.

You can't buy it.

Yeah, so unfortunately the t-shirt's just for us.

As the CEOs of girl math.

But we will have tote bags.

Yeah, I love tote bags.

So you can go shopping with your... It's basically free tote bags.

You can walk into your shop of choice and be like,

you've already got the girl math mentality on.

Then when you reach onto your phone

and get your card out to pay,

girl math wallets.

That's right, sticky wallets on the back.

On the back of the phone, perfect.

And then when you're making sure that your makeup's still looking good

after you've just tried that new dress on,

a compact that's girl math related.

How good is this?

Great stuff.

So that'll all be available to one next week.

God, I love merch.

Good merch.

I'm quick to merch.

Are we going to have an excess of tote bags

because it'd be great for the supermarket for me?

I did in fact make sure that we had enough for each other.

That's good.

I want a tote.

I also saw someone the other day with New World Shopping Bags

Inside Countdown.

Oh, do that.

And I was like, do you?

Yeah, I did that too.

It's a little embarrassing for both of you.

Yeah, but my New World one is like the colab

that they did with like Karen Walker or something.

So it's like real nice and steady.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so that...

It holds better than a...

Yeah, they were good.

They're both fucking you.

So who cares who's bag you're taking with you?

Yeah, exactly.

Bring your prices down an hole.

And then I'll give a tote bag or a shirt.

Some sort of bag alliance.

Yeah.

No.

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