ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th September 2023

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Fleshworn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and Producer Karl Wayne has a question for us.

Hello, I do. Hello. This is something that I found on TikTok, as always.

So this is the question and I want you guys to answer about each other.

Be nice, I'm in a sensitive mood.

Are you feeling soft and sensitive today? So this is the question.

If someone told you I was arrested so each of you were arrested without giving any additional

explanation, what's the first assumption you would make about why you were arrested?

I know exactly what you guys were saying.

I'm not the broadcaster who lost a license from drink driving.

But we had to ask.

I think Vaughn would have assaulted someone

in a fight, like a little moment of, ah, you shot it and fought someone.

I would think that Fletch maybe just had one of those sort of mental breakdowns and stole

something. Do you know what I mean? Because you don't shop a lot and then one day something

just comes over you like, I'm going to steal that. And you would just take it.

That's what I would have seen. I mean, I could have bought it, but I just wanted the throw.

Yeah, the thrill, your wine owner rider. Yeah, I was going to say wine owner could afford it,

but just wanted the thrill of it. Or I pushed that tagger off my roof.

What? Or manslaughter. Manslaughter for Fletch.

Aggravated assault for Vaughn. I would have seen the same for Vaughn,

like someone pushing him too far. Snaps.

And what do you think Fletch that I would be arrested for?

Well, we said something drunken.

I would drink pig's brow as an indecent exposure.

Well, you're an eating impart. I thought more along the lines of you get excited sometimes

of like flesh and titties. And you might do it to the wrong person.

I was at a bar one night and someone got there. A friend just like was being silly.

And then I heard that like, I was like, we've got to get out of here.

Because some people were very offended. They got their penises years ago.

They got their penises out. At a bar. And I heard the bar people say,

call the police. And I was like, okay, everyone, we're leaving now.

Oh my God, you heard someone say call the police. Yeah, get the fuck out of here.

I think they were doing the baby bird. You know, they were like, oh, look,

I've got a baby bird. That's just their bullseye. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you ever done that? Yeah, I've seen that. I was gonna say, you've done it.

I haven't done it. Leave my balls in my pants.

Oh my God, a baby bird. Oh my God, Haley. What the fuck is this? It's a flap.

That's a menorah. I've dragged the flap out. That's how dedicated I am to a gag.

Commit it to the bit. And Fletch, what would you get arrested for?

Do it, man. He's a good boy. Thank you. He would be, yeah.

I think I'm one, but it's probably not appropriate to mention.

I or like, um, causing an accident. I reckon losing his call at like,

when there's a queue for something. Airport. Like an airport queue.

Yeah. And he just gets frustrated. And he says one thing and somebody mouths off back.

Hey, calm down, sir. Yeah, sir, calm down, calm down.

Yeah, calm down, calm down. Yeah, I'm fucking calm.

Sir, you're resisting. Where's the other one open? Sir,

please be quiet. I'll be quiet when you open another kiosk.

And just one of those ones that escalates and maybe a sensitive, not wrong scenario.

And I'd say that's how Fletch would get himself arrested and then banned from flying.

And then he'd probably got to have to take a P&O cruise places for my, what do we call them?

The EC. Yeah. Yeah. And the ECP. On ECT.

I've never been arrested. Am I allowed divergent? Divergent? Divergent?

Divergent. Yeah, I've never been arrested either.

I think if you, if it's your first time and you, it depends the severity.

You're like, I've never committed a crime in my life that you know of.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I think, I think even it doesn't, it's not an age thing,

diversion. I think he can use a little bit later on, but.

Hey, I reckon in general, the three of us, let's not do this.

Get arrested. Yeah.

But he can not get arrested. So have you, have you even used your?

Nah. I want to use it on something good. Like manslaughter.

Yeah, same. Something good. Like murder.

All that explosive laboratory you've got in your sheet. Yeah.

Let's keep that one between you and me and the gang I work for.

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