ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd October 2023

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Fleshwater and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

I would like to share some budgeting advice.

Okay, I need this.

Well, I actually think you would really benefit from this, you.

I think there's no way in hell you will do this.

Okay, never to me.

I've got these light blue jeans that I wear to work a lot

and I've got a pair of black jeans

and those are the two pairs of pants today.

Oh, yeah.

And we're on the regular.

I think she was Sube's before.

No, no, no.

I was at Kanye Lane before he spoke, his Sube's spoke.

Tell me he's broke.

Look at this tweed coat.

Something like that.

No, no, they're not.

What happened to those?

Oh, those ripped at the crotch.

Oh, I hate that.

I always burn out a crotch.

Yeah, I've had two pairs of those.

The first one's for free and I like them.

Yeah.

But then the second one is the same thing happened.

I'm like, I'm not paying for that again.

I just brought some jeans and they said to me.

This is the other weekend.

They said, oh, lifetime repairs.

I was like, you can't repair a blown out crotch.

You can patch them.

You can patch them.

No way.

Because my thighs touch at the top so that little bit where

they're constantly kissing.

They're used to touch now, aren't they?

Otherwise they'd be weird if they detached.

The thighs.

Yeah.

No, I'm not talking about my vagina.

The box gaps.

It's not cool anymore.

Isn't it?

No, it's not.

I fucking knew this day would come.

Yeah.

This day.

Yeah.

Man, I've waited for this day.

Yeah.

That was wild that the box gap was the thing when you think about it.

I know.

Like, it's so problematic.

I know.

And it was just like glamorizing a wide set vagina as well.

What exactly was it?

It was widen the saddle, wasn't it?

Because there was some people regardless of how skinny they were.

They wouldn't have been able to.

No.

Anyway.

I was like, do I have a box gap at the moment?

If you want it.

Do you have massive schlongs in the way?

Yeah.

You've got to push your ass out.

You've got to arch your back.

It's a whole thing.

It's a whole thing.

Damn it.

So I wasn't going to pay for that.

So I've got some cheaper jeans, but they get very dirty, these like blue ones.

And I just get home and forget and then go out and deal with pigs and cows and goats and

chickens.

You've got to change into some farm clothes, Vaughn.

Well, I didn't have farm jeans.

So that's what I was like, damn it.

I'm going to do it.

I would wear jeans on a farm blit.

You know, that's what denim is for.

No, you wear shorty shorts.

Oh, stop being a poo say.

Stop being a poo say.

Even in winter.

No, in summer I wear the shorts.

Right.

But in winter anyway, I was like, I said to shut up.

I need some farm jeans.

And she said, well, why don't you go to the warehouse and they're like 20 bucks or whatever.

I was like, well, that's an option.

Yeah.

Or I could call into St. John.

Oh, that's a good one.

The op shop.

And get somebody else's jeans.

The ambulance center.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What is it?

What is it in Maori?

St. John?

Something Hone?

Haa.

Haa, Haa, Haa, Haa.

Haa, Haa, Haa, I think.

Haa, Haa, Haa, Haa Hone.

Yeah.

Because that was on the price tag.

And I was like, Hato, Hone?

Hato.

So I went in there and I said to the lady, do you have men's clothes?

And the men's clothing rack was the tiniest section of St. John's.

Women.

We opt shop.

You are.

You exchange.

I don't think it's because men generally wear clothes until that fuck. Yeah, and then just the only option is garage rags or bin

Always a guy a t-shirt garage rags didn't don't make a great garage rag. No, no back home t-shirt great in there

So I said to her do you have men's and she said yes, and so I went there and half the rack was t-shirts and half the rack was

Pants and there was one pair of black jeans in there, and I got them and I got it up to the counter

And she said five dollars, please and I was like hi

No, and then I put them hot

I put them on when I got home, and then shut a got home, and I was walking around and do do do do

And I was like what do you think of these pants, and she's like oh nice new pants you went to something

I was like ha five dollars. Wow

You tricked it, and then she's like oh, yeah, but there'll be some huckery brand. We googled at Amazon surf and skate

They're 120 bucks. Oh my god

They start with a I can't remember

And five and every time she's wearing when I'm wearing them pants

She's like there is and there is and it's nice pants. Oh, she loves the pants like the pants five dollar pants

And you would not they they're in better kind of what they're not now because I've been thrashing them about yeah

They're a bit of Nick than the see I need to go out Western because you go in the city on K road

Oh, it is at the recital booting fucking in

Oh, yeah, no you got to get out go west you know that's true shot mate out to fuck you

Sometimes you look at like tops and jeans, and they're like so expensive. Yeah, I know I'm a big up shop

I love up shopping, but nowadays it's like you might as well just fucking buy

When you go through a small town

Yes

All the old birds don't know the label and they put five dollars on

That's what I thought happened at this shop you pick them up you put them on you're like, oh you dumb bitch

Now you're trying to fuck them. Yeah, I'm fucking someone's always trying to fuck you when you're up shopping

They're fucking you you're fucking them or you do that thing where the price is just stapled on so you know

Have a they have a rule they because there's people like you they say if any price tags have been

Fucked with you can't buy it that day. I'm trying to fuck them. Yeah, and they know you're getting fucked. They're gonna fuck me

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