ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th September 2023

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Fleshwater and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

This whole day is a surprise to me.

This whole day.

This is how I live my life, it's beautiful.

Oh my God, no, I am an organised, I've got a calendar, I always know everything.

You are very organised.

Because I do a lot.

There's a lot of things going on, I've got a lot of, you know, things on the boil.

You've really pulled a Vaughan though today.

The whole day is a surprise to me.

I'm actually off home to pull a Vaughan too.

Yeah, man.

Crazy frog.

Okay, we've gone a bit mad today.

Now, so I knew at some point I had a gig in the evening, a comedy gig and I knew at some

point I was filming, well, I knew that tomorrow I was filming a TV show, a small part in a

TV show.

This is Power Rangers.

Oh, are we not allowed to say?

No, not allowed to say.

She's a villain on Power Rangers.

Not allowed to say.

Okay.

It's a pop-up cameo.

Okay.

We'll say later.

So I knew that that was tomorrow.

So I had planned things.

Yesterday I was going to get my hair done and today I was going to get my nails done

and then, you know, I was going to film tomorrow and then I get a text last night being like

all set for tomorrow, see you on set in the morning.

Now I've made plans, I've got appointments, we've got meetings after this, I'm recording

this right now.

I've got to go.

It's apparently it's today and it's always been today.

How did you get that wrong?

I texted my agent and I said, Graham, Graham, apparently I'm filming tomorrow.

I need to know what time I'm on set because this is news to me.

I had it in my calendar is tomorrow.

He emailed me back saying you have been emailed all of this information on this date.

You will find the email forwarded below.

That should get me that I tried to say, you take your 10% anyway, so I'm filming now.

I wasn't ready.

My nails looked like crap.

So then I had to get producer Carmen to bring in her nail set to my own little Manny.

They look all right now.

I'll get away with that.

If I just move my, you're going to see me on TV.

I'll be like, that's the whole time moving my hands because they look like shit.

They're all orange, but there are two that are darker orange.

Yeah, I know.

You wouldn't know, would you?

No, no.

They do that.

And then someone texts being like, hey, where do you want to be in the lineup?

I was like, lineup?

And he was like, yep, it's the gig Wednesday night.

I've been signed on for months and I was like, yes, I am ready.

Remind me the time.

Remind me how many minutes.

You've lost your handbag.

Lost my handbag.

You're forgetting.

Do you think you're just losing the plot?

I think I'm losing the plot.

I forgot one of our builders' names.

He's been here for months.

Jerome.

Bob.

I did this last night.

I was lying and being like, what the hell?

And I did that, like, Andrew, Andre, on Boris, but I don't know, I can remember.

I was driving.

I was driving with a car full of loved ones, home, completely forgot what the pedals did

what?

Oh my God.

I hit it and your feet are like, dude.

It was terrifying.

You forgot the pedals.

I was like, yeah, I was in cruise control and we were talking and listening to the song

and then all of a sudden I was like, oh, we're coming to rent a bed.

I was like, fuck.

No, because it doesn't have a clutch.

I went to push in the clutch because I must have reverted to manual brain.

What?

And the clutch wasn't there.

It's the accelerator.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Now, and then I went to move my clutch foot onto the brake.

Huge no-no.

Oh my God.

And I was like, ugh.

And then just like, because it was in cruise control, I went brake with the wrong foot

and then it stopped.

And then I was like, oh, you're dead.

And then after we got through the roundabout, I said to each other, I said, I tell you what,

I just forgot how to drive there for a minute.

She's hooked up free.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I was like, I was completely, it was like moments away from, I had my hand down.

Hand on the handbrake.

No, because we don't have a handbrake.

It's one of those flick switch handbrakes.

Oh no.

So I put my hand down.

I was like, there's a handbrake.

Who's going to barrel through?

Jesus.

I don't know what was happening.

What was going on with us?

It was like, I was so deep in one part of my brain that I had to journey back through

the brain to get to the part where I knew I remember how to drive.

I've been feeling it recently.

I've been on tour and I'll be walking around a city and then I'll be like, hang on, this

is an Auckland.

Where am I?

And it will take me a second to be like, which one is this again?

It sounds like you two need to get a bit more sleep.

I think I honestly put a lot of it down to fatigue.

I reckon when you're tired it's a whole lot worse.

Yeah.

Otherwise you're going to be that young person, like an old person that drives through a bakery

shop window because you've got the pigeons.

No, I ram rate bakeries because I can't get enough of them sticky birds.

Yeah.

Gosh.

They're like, oh my God, are you all right?

I'm going to ram rate motherfuckers.

Give me them Chelsies.

Give me them Chelsies.

I want a Chelsie Buyer and a Sausage Roll.

Put the Danish in the bag.

Yeah.

That comes at $9.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

This is a ram rate.

I'm not supposed to pay.

Down the road.

Well, good luck to us all.

Honestly, we're just, I'm just absolutely free ballin' the whole day.

That's good stuff.

I love free ballin' today.

Whee.

Don't throw your pen at me.

Whee.

I loved it.

It just so happened to me.

I love free ballin' today.

Whee.

Don't throw your pen at me.

Whee.

I loved it.

It just so happened to end up on you.

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