ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st September 2023

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Fleece Ward and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

And today for A Little Bit of Pod, our producer Jared is proposing a game for us.

A little bit of a game.

Go ahead.

Hello.

Hello.

I saw this on TikTok and I thought it would be pretty fun.

It's called Wavelength.

Wavelength.

Wavelength.

I made that.

That's good. Yeah, great.

So basically I'm going to shut my eyes and you three and the other two producers,

Carla and Shannon, hold up a number.

You all have to settle on the same number without me knowing it.

Hold up a number.

Between 10?

Like we're one in 10.

Judging, dancing with the stars or fingers?

Fingers.

Okay, because I don't have one to 10.

Does everybody have 10 fingers?

Yes.

Quick check.

Quick check.

Quick check.

Yes.

Cool.

So I won't know what the number is.

And then you guys each take turns basically ranking a thing between one and 10.

And at the end I have to guess what the number you chose was.

So for an example, if we were all to agree to hold up six fingers

and then everyone had a different category, for example clothing.

And it was six.

You would say what is a six out of 10 piece of clothing for you?

Yeah, yeah, great, great, great.

T-shirt.

Yeah, T-shirt.

For me it's a six.

But then Jaren has to guess what number it is.

Yes, based on how we rank things.

But we're all going to have different categories.

Okay, okay.

This is great.

I get it, I get it.

I get you, I don't get it.

And it's called wavelength because you're trying to get on our wavelengths.

So say another example we said, we all agreed that the number was two and we were ranking

colors.

Yeah.

Brown.

Mustard.

Now we know, now we're getting the vibe that it's sort of a low and you can figure out,

oh it could be a three, could be a one, could be a two.

Yeah, right, because I'm more of a blue as a 10 for me.

You're a blue, yeah, blue as a 10.

Okay, okay.

So you shut your eyes.

Now I know it's not closed.

Okay.

And now what do we do?

Now we have to, someone's kind of got to take a lead on the numbers.

Okay.

Are we happy with that number?

I'll say we're all agreeing, we're not holding up a different number.

We're all agreeing on the same number.

Okay, I like that number.

Okay, let me write it down because I've got a short attention span.

Okay, we've all got a number in mind, podcast, and we've all got a category in mind, too.

Okay.

A different category.

Let's start with your category, Vaughn.

My category is vegetables and now we all have to come up with a vegetable that is that number.

Yep.

And you can pay this at home, too, because you don't know the number,

we haven't said it out loud.

Okay, so we each get one.

Okay.

Four new start.

Oh, can you come back to me?

Okay, I'll start.

Come back to me.

Onion.

No, wait, are you doing vegetables too?

You've got your own category.

No, don't we all do it.

So one person answers one category.

So Vaughn will do vegetables, Haley will do vegetables.

Come up with your own category, bitch.

Oh.

I thought there's gonna be vegetables

and then we all go onion, carrots.

Yeah, right.

Okay, okay.

So he only gets five hints, basically.

Yeah.

We're each providing one piece of information.

Right.

Okay.

TV shows.

Yep.

The Sopranos.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Okay, in my mind, that's a really good TV show.

I'm thoroughly enjoying it at the moment.

I'm gonna put that.

Are you really watching Sopranos?

I'm watching it for the first time.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

That's gonna be in the upper echelon.

I'm gonna say somewhere between seven and 10.

Okay.

That's my range at the moment.

Biscuits.

Okay.

Is my category.

Mint slice is my biscuit.

Okay, this is a tricky one,

because I don't know how to.

Is it minty biscuit?

It's a minty biscuit.

Is it minty biscuit?

It's a minty biscuit.

I don't know how Fletch likes a minty biscuit,

but I quite like a minty biscuit.

They're good.

Controversial though, aren't they the minty biscuits?

They are, yeah.

This is an old-life stigma.

Arnits are the beast ones, I think.

They're my fave.

Okay, should we go to Shannon?

I'm sitting at eight currently.

Okay.

That's where I'm at.

Shannon.

Okay, mine's way to eat a meat.

I don't know how to phrase it, Peter.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, other than mouth,

I'm really looking forward to my options.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Willie.

Yeah.

Shelving a chicken drumstick.

Or maybe fingering some mint into your urethra.

Scoop your...

Hey, you can't bring a mint into your urethra.

Okay, wait.

I think I worded it wrong.

Cook, you mean cooking, right?

No, ah, sure.

Okay.

McDonald's nuggets.

Is there a way to eat a meat?

You're just listing meats.

Yeah, meat.

A meat dish.

Yeah, meats that you eat.

Okay, right.

McDonald's nuggets.

Okay, right, right.

We got there.

So, I was sitting in a cage.

It is shelving, by the way.

Shelving a notch.

I was at an eight.

That's pumped me up to a 10.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Cowan, can't agree.

Mine's furniture.

Okay.

A table.

Tables roll, a table's roll.

I like it, I like it.

Tables do roll.

Tables are tables are tables are essential.

I mean, it's essential.

You need...

You may have a house with no tables.

Yeah, you need a table.

Signed, dining.

Okay, I'm gonna go back down to a...

I think a nine,

because I prefer a couch over a table.

Okay, a couch is top-definition.

Okay.

Table would be after couch.

All right, if I...

Mine is vegetables,

and I have settled on cucumber.

Interesting.

Because it's controversial.

Yeah.

Now I'm stuck.

All right, your answer, please, Sue.

What is the number?

Is the number...

Seven.

Final answer?

Final answer.

Seven.

Oh, Jared.

It was an eight.

You know, born fucked you there.

A cucumber is not an eight.

A cucumber is a...

A cucumber is a fucking four.

A cucumber is an eight!

A cucumber is an eight!

You can't have a cucumber without a cucumber!

You can't...

Because cucumbers are just little pickles.

Pickles.

Apple cucumber.

Lesbian cucumber.

Lebanese cucumber.

What?

Lebanese.

That's all right, you're okay.

I don't like to be called that anymore.

You've got telegraph cucumber.

Cucumbers are fucking the bomb!

They make salads good.

Yeah, they do.

They've got a sandwich.

They're not like...

Or dip it in vinegar.

Not to poke holes in your theory,

but cucumbers are fruit, hon.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Cucumbers are fruit.

I've got seeds.

I've got seeds.

And the inside that's...

But we all know it's a vegetable.

Yeah, tomatoes are fruit.

That's the argument.

Aye!

Aye, aye, aye, aye.

See, you were on to us.

I was so close.

Because you knew that a minty biscuit is one of my favourites.

But it's not a squiggle.

It's not a top.

You know, the Sopranos is an eight,

because it's a great show.

But Jesus Christ, it doesn't hold well.

It doesn't hold well.

Because they beat up women to death.

Is it okay?

You can't...

No, it wasn't okay at the fucking time.

I'm beating someone to death.

Don't act like it's 1999.

What happened here?

I beat it to death.

There we go.

It's an 90s, baby.

What you gonna do about it?

Aye, yeah.

I like this guy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We should play this again.

Yeah, this is fun.

I like the part where we all just screamed at each other.

That's some of my favourite parts of the show.

Cucumbers are fucking four.

It is.

Cucum's a fruit, but it's in the vegetable garden.

But you wanna put in a fruit salad.

I know, but there are certain fruits

that we know of vegetables.

Everyone's like, I can't imagine a fruit.

It's not.

It's a vegetable.

You wouldn't put in a fruit salad.

Bit fun.

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On Todays Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared brings a new Game to the LBPod - Wavelength!

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