ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st November 2023

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Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that.

I hate it.

Now our producer, Karween, has a problem.

And, Vaughn, you've got a solution, but she's just...

She's not happy.

Karween is riddled with problems.

Karween messaged me at the weekend saying,

do you have a trailer?

And I said, no, are you buying me one?

He seems like a trailer guy.

He does seem like a big trailer.

He's got a big trailer.

He wants one.

I'd love a trailer.

I'd love a trailer.

He wants one bad.

Just get yourself one.

Yeah, I really should.

No, that's a lethal combination of having a tow bar and a trailer

because then you're going to get really ripped into everything.

And then she said,

I've got to get this couch to the dump

and send me a photo of the couch.

And I was like, what are you taking that couch to the dump for?

You're going to be paid.

They're just going to put it in their shop

and they sell things that aren't bad enough to go on landfill.

Yeah.

Just put it on the side of the road with a sign that says free on it.

And I guarantee it'll be gone in five minutes.

Yeah.

But it's broken a little.

It's just the couch.

It does not matter to people.

No, no, no.

They'll just prop it up with the yellow pages.

The leg is fixed now.

George's partner fixed it.

All right.

But the piece that...

Only because George broke it.

Yeah, no, yeah.

He did do it out of the goodness of his own heart.

The piece that the leg screws into,

that's attached to the frame of the couch.

Someone will fix it.

Someone will fix that.

It's loose.

It's wobbly.

They'll set a brick underneath it.

They don't give a shit.

It's free.

I remember once...

I was like, no, no, no.

I'll take it and then I'll get in trouble for putting it on the side of the road.

I was like, don't let it get wet because then it's going to be very, very heavy.

Yeah.

But people take any amount of shit off the side of the road.

I just literally believe there's people who drive around looking for stuff for friends.

Yeah.

And you live on quite a busy road.

Like it's a main road.

Yeah, and it's quite a busy road.

So I reckon you could easily put a sign free on it.

And then if no one takes it at the end of the day, put it back inside.

I remember once when I moved flats when I was at uni, I had a couch, like a blue couch,

and I called this Salvation Army.

And I was like, can you come pick it up?

Yes.

Which was genius.

And they came and they were like, ooh, no thanks.

Yeah, because of the stains, jazz stains.

It was literally like shrouded in jazz, but...

Could you put the blue light over it?

The Salvation Army will bring a blue light and some of that spray.

Yeah.

They'll give it a spritz and a blue light.

And they'll be like, oh no, thank you.

The Good Lord's Army can't be selling jazz couches.

Jazz couch.

Yeah, because of the jizzes.

We can't even give a jizz count discount on a jizz couch.

Well, that's how Mary got pregnant, wasn't it?

It wasn't a make-up.

She rubbed it on the couch.

She sat on a jizz couch.

But the problem is that this is why they have a hard role about jizz couches and jizz beds,

is because people use these free, you know, the...

As dumping grounds.

As dumping grounds.

I know, I know.

And then they end up with a bed that's covered in jizz that they can't sell.

You've got fleas, jizz, and an end of broken leg.

And the dump needs to be cutting these op shops a break when people just dump all their stuff

on there.

They're a charity for crying out loud and the dump's charging the full price to go and

dump the shit.

So you can actually pay these, like, little trucks that come around and a junk run, I

think, one of them's called that I've used.

It's not expensive.

They're not expensive.

Yeah.

But that's how much it costs to hire a trailer and go to the dump.

No.

They're doing a make-up.

That's how I wanted one trailer.

No, that doesn't exist.

I promise you, it will go.

Like, you can put any weird shit on the side of the road, or you can put a pile of old

wood full of nails on the side of the road, and someone will see it and be like, fire

wood.

I just got knacked those nails out.

Done.

What about, like, Marketplace?

It's $1.

Yeah, maybe I should put it on Marketplace.

I'm on Marketplace now, just having a little look.

The only thing about Marketplace is you've got to deal with people, whereas if it's just

on the side of the road, they swoop by with the van and or trailer and pick it up.

Next fine day, sign that says free.

Put it out.

It'll last two hours.

Yeah, I reckon I agree.

When I put something on the road with a sign that said free on it, I don't know why, but

I expected it was upon them to take the sign as well.

And then when they took it, I came outside and they just chucked it on the ground.

The sign?

The sign that said free.

Yeah, I wouldn't take the sign.

I wouldn't take the sign.

I wouldn't probably just put it in my own bin because I just got something for free,

but this person has just literally frisbeated it at my fence.

Yeah.

That was a bit rude.

I reckon settled fire.

Lighting fire.

Yeah, let's see the other option.

If no one picks it up, just Dowson and Kerosene.

Light a match.

This isn't the walk away, mate.

We can't be lighting fires.

Yeah, but it's West Auckland.

West Auckland.

Yeah, actually, it's pretty close.

Honestly, quite.

Without the students.

It's still needed without the students.

Yeah.

If anyone wants a free couch in West Auckland, let me know.

Well, what's your phone number?

Well, no, we've just literally said it's covered in jizz cow.

No one wants your couch.

What?

No one wants your jizz couch.

It's such a nice couch.

It's actually a very nice couch.

Why'd you get rid of it then?

Why'd you get rid of it then?

If it was that nice, why'd you jizz over it?

It's got jizz everywhere.

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