ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th October 2023

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Fleshwater and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and some expenditure this week

for producer Shannon.

Um, days away from Payday.

Yeah, desperate.

Did you spend the next week's rent on this?

I spent my flatmates' rent, yeah.

Not my money, don't worry.

I just love how she does this.

Your rent's always getting paid, isn't it?

Yeah, always.

Yeah.

Just not always by me.

What is this purchase?

Tell the people what you've done.

I went down to Hamilton last weekend

and now I'm a big V drinker every morning.

Wait, did you go to the Hamilton Gardens?

I did.

It was my first time going.

What did you think?

It was incredible.

It's so good.

I've seen photos, of course, before, but when you actually go,

it's so, like, next level.

I know, because the idea of it is lame, right?

It's something a nana would do.

Yeah.

But it's very cool.

There's a grand bait everywhere.

Oh, absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Stay on the ground.

Do you have to pay now?

No.

Did they make you pay?

So I saw online people saying you have to pay,

but we got there and there was nowhere to pay.

There was a donation spin.

I think it's kind of like the kicking in next year.

Are those because you look like you're from Hamilton?

Yes.

Yeah.

Got both of Hamilton energy.

No offense, hon.

Or you take that however you want.

Okay.

Yeah.

I felt at home.

What are you running?

You are from East Auckland.

Yeah.

Which is easily the worst compass direction of Auckland.

This is basically North Hamilton.

You know what?

You're going to run.

It would be so lucky.

But yeah, so I went down to Hamilton and I drink a V every morning during the show.

And we've spoken about your dad who had a birthday party.

Yeah.

Big party.

So every day I have one and the recipe changed a few weeks ago, maybe a month or two ago.

And initially I was excited.

I didn't feel like there was a change, but now I do.

And I don't know if I've psyched myself out, but I don't like it.

Really?

And so it's kind of good it's cut me down, so I was having two a day sometimes and across

the weekend.

Oh, Lord.

Now I'll probably say I have like three or four a week.

So it's really cut me down.

But.

I thought people couldn't notice the difference.

Well, I didn't think so, but now I think I can.

I don't know if they did a secondary change without telling me.

She's not thinking it.

Yeah, I'm not thinking it.

You're thinking a gradual change.

They kind of mixed it.

Yeah.

It's like when you're changing dog food or whatever, you're supposed to slowly change

the mix.

Yeah, that's what it feels like.

So then I was in Hamilton and I found the old recipe V.

What did you know?

The difference.

The logo is different.

You can tell.

It's hard to draw.

Yeah.

So the V logo has little circles on the old one and the new one, it has little Vs.

Do you know this plenty of water in the tap?

Yeah.

Yeah, but it's not fizzy.

It doesn't make me go fast.

Yeah, so I saw the old recipe V and I said, this is coming back to Auckland and I bought

them out of their whole stock.

Jesus.

And this is just like, it was a tiny dairy.

We were in Tofurty.

We weren't in Hamilton.

We were like just out of Hamilton.

And so.

That's very.

Where am I?

Is there a dairy out there?

It was like a four-squarey kind of vibe.

That's why you're talking about it again.

Very close to my hood.

Why did you deviate off the State Highway?

This is my question.

We stayed in a little cottage.

We like found a cottage on a farm.

So we were off the grid kind of vibe.

So this dairy had clearly not many customers and they haven't sold out their old stock

until Shannon came along.

How much did you spend?

How much did you spend?

I spent 40, but then I also bought two bottles of wine at the same time.

So I spent $80 at the dairy.

So 40 bucks on, God, I love a dairy that stocks wine at.

Yeah, exactly.

40 bucks on V.

Yeah.

And then I had to like go up to the man and I said, would you like to see my ID?

And he said, yes, very quickly because I, you know, it's a bit of a silly billiarder.

And then he asked me if I was mixing my V with my wine.

He's like, are you having a little cocktail?

He's like, some people do that.

Oh, like some people do that.

Like a Coke and red wine.

Coke and red wine is delish.

But yeah.

So yeah, I bought them out of all their old V stocks.

So if you're in Tauferty, sorry.

Right.

And I bought it all the way back to Auckland.

And you're going to put it right into your body.

And you're saving like the home kills is where I get my home killed on.

Right.

Oh, right.

That's good to know.

That's so cool.

And if you're a home killer, the rule is if you're a home killer, you can't be a butcher

front, you know, right?

He's just killing for the people and processing for the people that gave you the animal.

Oh, I don't know if you knew that about why have you got, why have you taken this down

this right now?

I've zoomed in on Tauferty to see where this dairy is because I didn't even know it had

a dairy.

Right.

I've seen Google Maps thing over Tauferty right now and I cannot see a dairy.

There's a four square.

Well, look, it's all beside the point.

No, it's all beside the point.

I need to know where this, literally my appearance place at Hamilton, a road I've driven thousands

of thousands of times.

I've never seen a four square.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if there's a dairy or not.

No, it doesn't.

It really doesn't.

How we ended up talking about home kill.

I just wanted to hear Shannon's story now.

Oh, wait.

You're in marting.

Are you a dildo?

Whoa.

That's totally straight up.

There's Tauferty and a number of things.

Dildo is not one of them.

This Tauferty road goes through marting.

Again, it doesn't matter.

So I was on the right road.

It doesn't matter.

Over the road from that massive old dairy factory.

Again, it doesn't have a burrowing.

They were making such a detail.

I'm just impressed I was in the right suburb at least.

This bitch doesn't even know how to get home.

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