ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th October 2023

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Now it is becoming ever clear to me that I must be a fantastic person to have at your wedding.

Oh really?

Because I have had a couple of, I wouldn't say last minute, but I'd say tier two. Beat tier?

Yeah.

I mean I've been joining you on this tier.

Yes, I think you're on the same tier as I.

We've been hanging out with people, obviously making such a splash.

Yeah.

That we've received some wedding invites.

I think Vaughn's wife's making quite the splash and then therefore Vaughn's inviting along.

They feel they have to invite me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think because Fletch...

That's also fair.

Yeah, Fletch has such an established group of friends of which you're on the fringe and I'm new to.

And of late we've been more infiltrating this group, haven't we, on social occasion?

You've been putting it right and you've been right in the middle putting a finger around.

We've been penetrating it deeply.

And obviously giving it...

And making such an impact.

Had in the G-spot with our friend group, Penetration.

Yeah, we've been doing a come hit emotion.

We've all gone away as a group.

Yes.

Remember my birthday?

I think that solidified our positioning.

Yeah, that was pretty wild.

Yeah.

And you got an invite to another wedding yesterday.

A gay wedding.

A gay wedding.

I have spoken before and worn it.

Yeah.

Last time we took about the gay weddings.

Oh my God.

Why are we under catering to me?

Because I'm a very hungry boy.

They were upset.

No, I did.

One of their weddings was Maddie McClain and very dear friend, Ryan Teaser's wedding.

Now they came at me.

After I spoke out of...

And I will say now looking back out of turn because I volunteered to drive them around in my Land Rover that they were using for their wedding car, for their wedding photo.

So they could do a champagne.

Yeah.

And not drive it off a cliff.

And while that was happening there were sliders.

There was a lot of great food.

The sliders happened.

Yeah, the Smithy missed out.

There were all the snacks happened.

Totally.

The Smithy missed out on the snacks.

And then the paella guy cut me off because I was going back for my fourth bowl of paella.

It was greedy boy, but it was a greedy boy that hadn't had the snacks.

So then I said that and then there was another wedding where I'll say the food was light on the ground and I wore it.

So because you've only been to two gay weddings, your assumption or your broad sweeping statement is that all gay weddings do not cater enough food.

But then when we talked about this, the lesbians came forth and said, we love catering.

They've got like four pigs on the spurt.

Yeah.

They've got food trucks galore.

It's just all go.

Bread breads.

So now I've been invited to two more gay weddings hoping to balance it out.

Did I hear you the other day talking to Mike about catering?

Yes, I did.

Mike's wedding and I was like, what about catering?

So, Ford gets a last minute wedding invite and then immediately sees what's the catering like.

Show us me.

The catering will be sufficient.

Now, then yesterday, very kindly, we shut down and I got invited to another wedding.

Yeah, Dr. Shawnee's wedding.

Dr. Shawnee's wedding.

We can't wait.

Oh my God, do you reckon on his wedding day I'm going to have a rash?

Because we're going to be in rural New Zealand, hot, hot, dry summer.

I'm going to be rushing and sneezing.

You're going to be asking for medical advice.

I'm going to have to employ Dr. Shawnee on his wedding day to help me.

There'll be a few doctors there, so it'll be a great day to like...

Get it all sorted.

Yeah, well, summer as well.

I probably got thrush.

I might use that joke because I'm partly MCing.

Are you?

Do you want to do it?

Absolutely not.

No, no, no.

That actually makes the invite all the better.

I don't have any MC journeys.

Let's get smashed.

And fuck with the MC because he's a prick.

I will have you two sit down, please.

No, she's just tits.

Fletch, Fletch, tell them that story about that time.

Do it.

Tell them the story about time.

Tell them the time story.

Fletch is a mass of penis, everybody.

You better not mess with Dr. Shawnee's mind's garden.

Hey, MC, how many airpillars wedding have you seen again?

Why don't you tell us all of their names?

Everybody make some noise if you've seen this guy's slug before.

You two are uninvited.

You can't do that.

You don't have the authority.

Got invited to this wedding yesterday.

And I was playing PlayStation when the wedding invite came through digitally.

So it's not that important now.

They were followed up by the official invite.

We're second tier, baby.

And the website.

And I'm absolutely happy with being second tier.

And I was like, and I came through and I was like,

no, I said, I'd love for you guys to come.

And then shout out, I was like, oh my god,

and did that simp face with the big eyes.

And I went, oh my god, it's gone way to be alright.

And I gave a thumbs up because as I said, I was busy playing video games.

And then you just gave a thumbs up to a wedding invite.

The invite, I would say the wording, which I imagine is similar

because we're sort of falling into the same category.

It was very kind.

We'd love for you to join us on a special day.

Yeah, later.

Beautiful.

You got it.

You piece of shit.

And then back to the video.

I got in trouble.

She's sitting behind me.

She's like, stop that and make and reply something nice.

Write a reply.

It's got to be a sentence.

Write a reply.

A thumbs up is not an adequate wedding response.

Yeah.

So I was like, fuck.

So I pause the game.

And I was like, oh, this is really, really nice.

You absolutely didn't have to because they didn't.

Yeah.

You absolutely didn't have to.

Can't wait.

Yeah.

Love, love the location.

Yeah.

All good.

Send another thumbs up.

Oh, God.

PS.

Yeah.

What are we talking for catering?

Because, you know, your boy comes to eat.

And I said that and then I'm pausing instead of playing the game again.

And then shut up.

I was like, you fucking didn't.

And I was like, what?

She's like, you can't.

That's not funny.

That's not funny.

I was like, I know it's no fucking joke.

I've been at weddings and starving.

Again, a suede that there will be sufficient catering.

We might pack born of little lunchbox for the next couple of weddings.

I think we'll get up.

I'm happy to bring a big handbag on and we can all pack snacks.

Yeah.

A couple of saucy rolls on the way.

I just think we'll pick up a big roll.

A big lunch.

Big lunch.

Big brekkies.

Essential to have a big lunch before a wedding because, you know, when you hit the ground

running, if it's hot, you haven't eaten enough and the champagne's are the first couple

of things you have.

Yeah.

It's pretty wild, pretty quick.

And also it's great you're there because can you make sure that me and Shade don't get

sort of sun-silly?

Oh.

I don't want another repeat of my birthday where I don't even make it to bloody dinner.

If you give me permission, I will kindly monitor you throughout the evening and afternoon

just saying, hey, maybe we have a glass of water.

I would actually rather you do that than Aaron.

I'll get Aaron to do Shade.

Yes.

You do me.

Fantastic.

Because then I'm not the asshole at the end of the night.

She's been shouting at the same trip wire.

I wonder if the guys now are listening to this.

What have we done?

Huge mistake.

I'm also not the mistake.

Absolutely.

I'm a pleasure.

Thunderstorm is about brewing at sea.

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