ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th September 2023

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Fleshwater and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

Just a reminder, the presale for our live show which is happening at Auckland's Sky City

Theatre October 19th is still on until Monday when all the general tickets gone sale.

So if you want to be a part of that, ZM Online has all the info.

We're going to get snatched up.

Okay, get snatched up.

You've got to get, girl, girl, snatched up.

You've got to be quick.

I've been fucking scammed.

I've been fucking scammed.

Who boy?

Oh, no.

Do you reckon you've, do you reckon you know what it is, Cower?

I've been meaning to say to you all week.

Oh my goodness.

No, I know what this is.

We literally talked about this offer and so we need to talk to Haley.

What do you think it is?

Teemu.

Teemu.

No.

No.

Oh, people are getting scammed off Teemu.

Are they?

Yeah.

No, no, no.

I didn't get scammed off Teemu.

What's the Teemu scam?

So people that have been, like, have ordered now, like, recent, like,

ages ago when those, they first came out and everyone was getting the codes

and all the free money and all that, now they're getting scammed.

Like, money is coming out of their account.

No.

And so everyone's like, see, this is why you shouldn't trust anything

that gives you free money.

But so Teemu were huge.

Were they the ones advertising over the weekend on Skype?

Yeah, they were happy.

They're in the Rope Bowl.

They're actually, are they one of the sponsors of the World Cup?

No, they're one of the sponsors of the Sky Broadcast of the Ripe World Cup in New Zealand.

But we've talked about that.

How have they been scammed?

So what have they been hacked?

Yeah, I mean, maybe their information has been sold to the black market.

That's what everyone keeps saying on, like, TikTok and stuff.

Oh, my God, scammed.

I mean, I've thrown all that shit out.

It was such junk.

But maybe remove your credit card from your account.

I really, well, I'm going to have to do something now.

I've been scammed.

What's happened?

I thought you girlies would have, when you're scrying through Instagram,

there's a girlie who loves fashion and loves girly things.

Have you seen these frickin' boiler suits, the jumpsuits everyone bought?

Yeah.

I'm wearing a jumpsuit right now.

Yeah, I know you are.

I fucking like their jumpsuits.

Where are you jumping?

Everywhere.

So there's these ads, right?

I haven't seen you move today.

You haven't seen a single jump.

Haven't seen a single jump.

You've been walking.

It's a walk-suit.

Isn't that what I'm supposed to say?

Yeah, no, no, that's what I say.

Jump.

You say how high I am.

So I would say multiple times, like multiple times a day.

It's like, oh, my God, on Oprah's must buy list of the year,

good all these jumpsuits.

G-E-Y-R-T-L-E.

So they've advertised me so much.

Good for all sizes.

Curvy girls, inclusive.

And then they had, like, bike two for one.

And I was like, I'm going to get a full-good jumpsuit.

I paid.

Here's my email.

$87.53 US dollars for two jumpsuits.

That's expensive, isn't it?

So you're looking at, what, like, 140, 130?

I'm high on the idea of a jumpsuit for a curvy girl.

And so I ordered it.

And then I've done a bit of online shopping recently.

And I was like, oh, you keep getting my tracking orders.

And it said it would be arrived by this day.

And I was like, oh, my God, I haven't had a tracking order for that.

Went on.

Went on the thing.

And I was like, oh, yeah, look at the jumpsuit again.

View our store.

That fucking website doesn't exist anymore.

Try to send them an email.

That bounces back.

Go on all the websites.

So you can, with a credit card, go to your bank.

And you can get them to cancel it.

Cancel it because they have not given you the goods.

So you've got to fill out a form, depending on your bank.

Just ring them.

And you should be able to get that money back.

But what about the jumpsuit?

That's the biggest tragedy.

I don't want the money.

I want the two jumpsuits.

One of them was black, like a cool zip-up boiler suit.

One of them was pink.

Did we truss pilot this jumpsuit?

No, I truss pilot everything.

I just bought.

You truss pilot everything.

You truss pilot every website.

Oh, my God.

It doesn't even exist.

Because I went via an Instagram link,

rather than the website itself.

See, that's shitty for Instagram, too.

They should have to pay for that.

Yeah, I know.

I mean, they're linking people with scammers and everything.

I was just so scared.

And yet I can't put my titties on Instagram.

I was going to just make say.

No, you can, but Hailey can't.

And I got messaged by a lady who said,

hey, do you want to see my nipples?

And I said always.

Like, I'm up to have a peek at some nips.

And she said, send me $6, $3 per nip.

Now, that's great price.

So I gave her my credit card detail.

And she doesn't exist either.

But could you just see one nipple on the match

and imagine the other nipple is the same?

We'll get one nipple and then duplicate it and then mirror it.

And then not only do you have symmetrical tits,

which is what everybody dreams of.

Fantastic.

You've saved $3.

I've saved $3.

You just go math porn.

You just go math porn.

Oh, my God, you're amazing.

Oh, my God.

Also, I would say can you?

Oh, and also, by the way.

Oh, no, never.

It's so embarrassing if you do.

I was thinking as well, because I've

got incredible breasts at the moment.

They're really pop-a-poppin.

But I want to share them with the world.

Do you think I could do a tip-pick like that?

I won't pose like that, just arms out,

like just on the cross.

And then you give me a picture of your nipples,

either of you, and I'll Photoshop them over top of my nipples.

And then when they try to take me down,

be like, those are my own nipples.

Yeah, but I think it's a bristicle that one.

No, it's the nipple.

Because I could pose with like that with like nipples covered.

You're like, don't you care at the VMAs?

Yes.

Yeah, as a man that regularly sees 97% of a tit on Instagram.

I know what you mean.

It's not a tit, it's the problem.

It's the nipple.

Right, OK.

Hey, this is great.

Can I borrow your nipples?

Absolutely.

I don't know your-

One of each?

You'll have to put-

No, you're even going to have to put the magnetic loop

and Photoshop around his nipple and enlarge it,

or you're going to have to put like 10 of his nipples

over your nipples.

No, no, no, no, no, no, it's just tiny nips.

It's just tiny nips.

My nip won't cover your nip.

No, it definitely won't.

I don't think yours would either, Vaughn.

What else looks like a nipple that isn't a nipple?

You should get-

Piperoni.

No, here.

Yeah.

Go to Spotify.

No.

Hold on, we need to address-

No.

Dottie nips over here.

Go to Spotline and get those eyes you put on teddy bears.

Googly eyes.

Googly eyes.

Check those over and up.

There you go.

What have you done?

Follow me on Instagram to see my googly-eyed tits.

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