ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th September 2023

the ZM podcast network. Fletchworn and Haley's little bit of pod. Treat yourself to

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Welcome to a little bit of pod and today guys for the first time ever in my life

I'm gonna do Pilates Pilates Pilates Pilates I wanted to get into

Pilates but far out it's expensive. Yeah so the our gym Haley is doing these

Pilates classes they don't normally do them they do like a mixed class of yoga

and Pilates. And it's like yeah I kind of went to one once and it was

weird and happy. Yeah I think they call it balance. Yeah and I was like this is

and Maddie McClain and I got told off for laughing. Yeah silly boys. Tingly

Look at this something inside you and I was like I can't get into this. That's

what I think yoga does more than Pilates Pilates is more about movement and

breathing from very limited and so yeah I'm gonna do it for the first time

either by myself. Oh my god exciting day that's not a form of Pilates. It's

Matt Pilates which is Pilates. It's just on a mat I believe it's a poor Pilates.

How'd you figure that out? That's pretty smart that you figured out that's on a mat.

Joe's gonna be on you when you get there and it's gonna be run by someone called

Matt. No it's Matt Pilates. So normally there's a machine right? Some Pilates

has a machine. Well that's Reforma Pilates. Pilates is all different forms but the

Reforma one's the expensive one but that's the best the thing. My mum owns a

Reforma Pilates Reforma machine. A big machine okay yeah all right because it

was invented by a German guy a Pilates is his name right. Yeah and he had the

machine for troops after World War II is that correct? Right sure. Is that a thing?

It wasn't a torture device. You tell us. No it was like a stretching thing like to

reform them. Pilates inventor. I'm pretty sure that's right. Joseph Pilates.

German inventor Joseph Pilates was a German born physical trainer writer and

inventor. He's credited with inventing and promoting the Pilates method of

physical fitness. He painted in a total of 26 apparatus. Right. And his lifestyle.

Born in Germany died in New York. So I think he might have got out of there. He got out of there yeah.

He might have got out of there. So what are you hoping to achieve from Pilates

that you're not getting from your other classes? I don't know they just cancelled

my normal cycle class. I'm like well I'm gonna try this and I don't know. I'll

just go along and see. Imagine if you become a total like yogi. That'd be so weird.

Yeah. I don't have the patience to do this. It's gonna be like a 45 minute class. I

reckon it's gonna be tough on me mentally. Can you do it as a test and then I'll

consider coming with you. Okay. I reckon Pilates smoked d- smoked durees. He died of

emphysema. Do you reckon? Really? But he might have smoked durees. Everyone smoked

durees. Like we already smoked durees. Yeah we left. So he was born in 1883, died in

1967. He left Germany after World War I and 1925 he immigrated to the US. Right. And on the

ship he met his future wife Clara and they found... Clara Latties. Clara Latties. They

found the first Pilates studio in New York City. Oh okay. Yeah. So it's a New York thing.

Now I'm just gonna do... I'm gonna say did Joseph Pilates smoke? Definitely looked like

he loved a duree. The durees. Yeah, did he smoke. But I tell you what he had a... He

would smoke cigars and drink beer while teaching Pilates. What? He would only wear tiny black

shorts and he'd smoke cigars and drink beer while teaching Pilates. What do you mean

tiny black shorts? Like tiny little shorty shorts. Like kind of penis poking out. Oh

you definitely see Joseph's cock. Do you? I definitely think you would... You know the

stretching and everything. I think you definitely see his penis. I definitely saw quite a bit

of cock when I did Bikram Yoga. Ooh. You were next to nothing. So people just in the

hot, isn't it? Yeah, it's really hot. See a row kind of ball or flat. A row ball hanging

from a grunt. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so according to individuals who studied directly under

Joseph Pilates, he smoked cigars daily in his class, drank his fissure of whiskey, had

a glass eye and had tattoos. Cool. So not only... He was a pirate. You were getting the incredible

benefits and core strength, but you were also getting lung cancer from the second hand smoke.

Yeah. Yeah, people just said he was like a flawed man, but he just like loved Pilates

and he lived to 83 despite smoking cigars. And in that kind of era as well, that's a

long life, 83. That's a long time. Yeah. In 1967, he died at 83. That is bloody old for...

Good for him. Middle of the last century. Well, hopefully I can get on to this Latties

with you. Yeah. This Latties buzz and then we're starting... It would just be so hot.

We're gonna be so hot. So hot. So when you're back in studio next week, are we gonna do

some gym classes? Dude, we're gonna do all the gym classes. I have not moved this body

of mine for three weeks. Dude, I've just found a picture of Joseph Pilates at age 82 and

the dude's jacked. Wood bang? Wood bang. Wood bang. Yeah. Wood bang. At 57, his body is

like ridiculous. Oh my God. This is gonna be me after one class. Yeah. And you can totally

see his cock. Tomorrow, you're gonna look so hot. You can totally look at it. Even at

82, you can really like... That's 82, dude. That's an amazing body. Wait, now I need to

look him up. I'll send you this picture of Pilates at 57. Yeah, please, let me get eyes

across this. It's incredible for 82. If you'd look like that at 82, you'd be stoked. I'd

look like that at 41, I'd be stoked.

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