ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th September 2023

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Fleshwater and Haley's little bit of pod treat yourself to make cafe coffee with my Mac's rewards

Welcome to a little bit of pod and I will just before I know you've got something to say

Haley if I could rudely interrupt

We've got an announcement don't we on Thursday

One hell of an announcement. We've got an announcement on Thursday. We're happy

Well, I don't well it's kind of building it up

Yeah, I was gonna. I'm just playing down the announcement. So the announcement doesn't go well

I can be like told you so. Oh, okay, right. Yeah. That's how I always do announcements

Whereas Haley is chomping at the bit for this announcement

Like me there

That's weird because you grew up with very attentive parents and you're not the middle child. This is some real weird, isn't it?

Yeah, I've left wanting for nothing

Well, I love an attention Thursday for our pod family for and for listeners will explain everything

It's a little sneaky photo on our social media on our Instagram Fiat. That's right. Yeah, that's right

Now I need to just run past the potty listeners and you my friends as to whether or not this is cultural appropriation

Okay, well hit us. Okay, so now wait there's some Brero is a bit much. Oh, I'll take it off. Okay. Yeah

Oh my god, you've got a native American hedgerist under a sombrero. Oh, yeah, sorry. I'll take that off

So rub this bindi off

All right, so I can't get the hen or off. It's the minstrel face. That's not I'll get a face wipe. Hang on come back

Yeah, okay, great. All right. She's fresh face. Yeah, good fuel. Okay. Let me just take these neck rings off. Hang on

Your dreadlocks look lovely though

Please continue please continue in your arm in your geisha outfit that you are wearing your kimono

Arigato

So I've I've been touring around the country with my friend and comedian Josh Thompson

who is of Tongan descent and

He has beautiful tight curly hair and I was talking to him about his hair and how he gets his curls

So defined and luscious and soft and moistened just beautiful curls on this man because my

Parkia boyfriend has very tight ringlets as well

But his are quite dry and he's never found a product that manages it without making him crunchy right

Yeah, keeping it nice and soft was just Tomo's is really soft

And and then I don't know where it's going. Oh, really? He said to me he uses this product that you can only buy online and

Swears by it's a leaving conditioner. It's called olive miracle anti-breakage formula leaving conditioner

It's you can only get it from certain shops

Like like what like African braiding shops African braiding shops. Yeah, okay, the product is by a company called African Pride

Now but then he's not African is he?

Tomo Josh is not African. No, no, but he has ringlets. We're all African

I'm a big believer in evolution and it tells me that Africa was the cradle of life

Okay, everyone just remain absolutely silent when I make it

Important that the white guy has left in pure silence when he makes a claim that we're all Africans. I'm not fucking I'm not jumping on there

But I was like

To think that my like my friend went into an African store to buy my parkia Italian boyfriend

African hair styling tools that honestly this guy's ringlets are so beautiful Josh's hair is

Softwares like Aaron he can get to find ringlets, but it goes crunchy or his hair's dry and goes a bit frizzy

But he has in there the same tight curl, right question. Could you order it online?

So you don't have to go into yeah, I could order online

It's where we are here where we are here

We drove past an African hair store and he was like, I wonder if they've got it and he went and got me a bottle

Oh, right. Okay. They have much business in Palmerston North

while African hair

Primarily all white guys with dreads who still think that's all right or really I don't know I don't know

This product right and so now he's gonna try it and have amazing luscious here cuz it's like moist

You know tight curly here cuz he doesn't have like there's different grades. I can't remember how they grade them like

Type one type two type three of curls, right?

And and every every hair type one you're born with type two you get from eating too much

No, it's slightly different

But he does have very very very curly hair. Wow. I'm gonna try it

But there was just something funny about him using a product by a company called

African pride that made me feel

Actually, I'm just trying to think you'll find a white guy panic so much. You'll find a racial loophole

Aaron's Italian Italy very close to Africa. Yeah

Isn't it he gets his curly hair from his bohemian

Heritage which is I'm not touching that one. I'm not touching that one of the poll actually stay right out of the bohemian

Romanian well anyway, stay tuned for my fiance's new tight African curls

That's gonna love hot

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