ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Great Kiwi Kettle Off - Grand Final!

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Hello there, and welcome to the great Kiwi Kettle Off.

OK, we're just... I'm just going to say this before I forget.

I said it was 30 amps, 32 amps.

It's three channels at 32 amps, so 90-odd amps.

We're back to higher amps.

There's a power cord coming in that's thicker than a garden hose.

I know.

We are not going to blow fuses today.

We are ready for the rematch.

We tried this last week, but all the fuses popped.

Hayley?

So I'm the one to beat, basically,

because I've started this whole thing by saying I had a fast kettle,

and then I won last week, and then we couldn't just let it be.

Now, we also have a race day sponsor.

Yeah, so Britsco's heard this, and they sell kettles.

Oh, you don't need to say this.

Jared, I believe we've had something made.

And I'm show bits, aye, because Britsco said,

Tammy herself, the Britsco's lady,

messaged me and said, I hear you're playing with an Anco.

Oh, right, OK.

She wasn't happy with that.

So, ladies and gentlemen, if I could just have my race day sponsor credit.

Von's race day sponsor is Britsco's.

Oh, my God, he's going to stop and introduce to you

the Sunbeam Kyoto City Collection.

Oh, you can't do this.

You have to stick with your shitty Anco too.

You've just taken open that phono factory tuck.

Oh, that's nice.

OK, that's nice.

Oh, that's nice.

Daddy's taken this home for some brownie points after the race.

Wow.

Even if it doesn't work, that's nice.

Listen to this.

We've got different race day conditions.

Yeah, so each kettle...

It's not soft open, mine's soft open.

Each kettle on the table has one,

exactly one litre of water measured.

So, Von's going to plug his kettle in,

and we're going to put the one litre in.

Now, we do have a chance to either win,

thanks to race day sponsor Britsco's.

We've got three $500 Britsco's vouchers,

which, oh, my God, that would be so much fun.

Yeah.

Go on a sale day.

Oh, my God, if you go on a sale day,

you're getting like $2,000 worth of stuff.

Oh, my God, I'm girl-math-ing this.

You're girl-math-ing this.

To win, all you've got to do is text

the word kettle, leave a space,

and then the name of the person

who you think is going to win this race.

It could be Hailey.

So, we've got Hailey on the Breville.

We've got Fletch on the kitchen aid.

Now, we've got Vaughn on the brand new

Straight from the Box Sunbeam.

Yeah.

To be honest, I was thinking

it would have been good to have the anchor here as well.

No, too late. You've made your bed.

I might time this and then just do it later.

You've got a big, big sponsor.

Well, you know, I'm just...

Someone just called you a sellout before your absolute Dan Carter.

I'm just trying to get the company a flight.

You've got your Dan Carter to come to your flight over here.

Hang on, we've got to finish the other three.

We've got Jared on the cambrook.

We've got Shannon on the second hand.

Morphe Richards, Tony Streets, hand me down.

Which, apparently, you get in Australia.

It's a big posh brand in Australia.

We've run it last time.

And we've got producer Karwin on a zip.

We've got a good spread of brands here.

Yeah, we do, don't we?

Oh, everyone's texting.

Yeah, everyone's in for Haley.

Also, A2YLEY. It's all good.

Oh, yeah, people have been defending you with the aid.

A2YLEY is not there. It's fine.

It's fine. I'm happy.

Okay, get your texts in with who you think is going to win

to 9696.

We're going to come back next and we're going to

turn all the kettles on.

Finally, are we going to have to do two kettles?

We're going to have to have a lot of fingers on a lot of switches.

Yes, we'll go three, two, one.

We'll engage kettles.

And then we wait.

So we'll get the race underway next.

We did it last week.

We blew fuses.

We've hired a big, bloody, industrial-sized construction

power in and outlet.

We've got six kettles.

All different brands.

Three producers with their fingers poised to flick.

This is all because Hailey says,

oh, I've got the fastest kettles.

Who's got the sexiest kettles?

Come on.

Vaughn's come in with this brand-new sum name

from Briscoe.

Look at mine.

Yeah, I like Fletcher's.

It's only because it reminds me of R2D2.

But in the context of my kitchen, the blue kettles,

I mean, it's fantastic.

It goes with the cupboards.

I mean, Jared's black kettles goes with everything.

Carlins reminds me of Nans.

And all red energy.

Yeah.

And Shannon got hers off Tony Street.

Well, that woman knows interior design,

and I'm terrified to say a word against her.

All right.

So I think we'll go three, two, one, click.

On tempo.

On three, two, one, click.

Not yet.

One liter of water, and each all came out of the same tap.

Simultaneously.

So close to the same temperature as we can get.

Yeah.

All running off the same power.

Yeah.

Any update from the electricians?

They're happy for us to proceed.

The amps and the wattage and everything.

90 amps through three, three phase or whatever

we should be able to do.

Okay, the great Kiwi Kettle off

to settle this once and for all.

Whose kettle is the fastest?

Turn on the kettle's producers,

and three, two, one, click.

Three, two, one, click.

Okay.

Silence.

Silence before the studio as everybody just wants

everybody to literally look at their own kettle.

Oh my God, it's on.

Okay, it's on.

Now the zip has a lovely orange on light.

Yeah, it does.

The next kettle, is there a light there?

A light on the little...

It's fancy though.

Where's mine illuminate?

It's set on here on the box.

It says it illuminates with oil.

Oh, okay.

Now the mic is picking up the loud zip.

It's the zip.

Loud doesn't mean fast.

It might be putting a large drain on the power,

but that doesn't mean it's going to be the most effective boiler.

I was told my Breville is quite a quiet one,

as well, quite and fast.

My jug has a temperature on the top.

What's it saying?

35 degrees.

Let's just go across to the sideline mic

for a moment, please.

Yeah, that's good stuff.

That'll put a baby to sleep.

Oh, I forget we're going to get hot again, aren't we?

We got steamed last time.

Yeah, the studio got very steamy.

A sweet sauna situation.

Your dark blue, almost black kettle

that you claim is the fastest kettle in the world.

Does it have a light on it?

Yeah, it's got a light on the switch.

Beautiful sleek design there from Breville.

What's the current temperature?

52 degrees.

That's half way to boiling.

That's half way to boiling.

That's half way to boiling, ladies and gentlemen.

I win this.

I can't see all the switches from my position.

I can see one side.

You can see the other.

Sunbeam coming out.

The new Sunbeam.

The race day sponsor from Briscoe's coming in hot.

Got a matching toaster.

Briscoe's, if you would like to see me the matching toaster,

I am absolutely welcome.

Come on, Dan Carter.

You're tuning into Dan Carter of the Kingsley House.

The person who sees they're embarrassed to say

we're going to go anywhere the current temperature reading.

Jared.

69.

We're not.

We're sickened away.

I'm going to tell them that.

Most steam is coming from the Sunbeam.

But this is also the first time it's been boiled.

So we might be having some chemical burn off.

Could be some chemical burn off a bit of dust.

Producer Jared, a temperature reading.

80.

80.

Eyes on the lights, please.

Eyes on the lights.

We'll start hearing clicks as soon as the race is getting close.

We're getting to the boil.

Any steam coming out of yours.

Temperature?

87.

That's 13 degrees of boiling.

Everyone's rumbling.

The most steam seems to be coming from the Sunbeam.

Could be true to click off any minute.

Wait. Oh, it's boiling.

I can see my boiling on the side.

95.

The Sunbeam's boiling. The Sunbeam's rocking itself.

Watch closely.

Watch closely.

Everybody's boiling.

I can see everybody's boiling.

It's going to fuck itself off.

What's wrong?

No.

No.

Let's get an action replay.

Oh, my God.

Amber, it's gone.

Mine clicked off first.

My kid all said it was at 100 degrees.

They all get to 102.

I don't know if you blame Oat.

A team apology.

The new Sunbeam has popped its top.

An absolute waste of company money to do this.

Shannon, what happened?

I don't know. She's cold.

You just clicked it off just then.

The Tony Street Toaster.

Kettle was not on.

Did you switch it on?

It was on for a bit.

The Tony Street Toaster.

I think that's why she gave that to you.

Which one clicked off the first?

The final definite ruling, please.

It was mine. I saw it.

Fletcher's hit 100,

but the Breville turned off and then Fletcher's turned off.

Where was the Sunbeam?

Ractress, a pause, please.

The Breville won.

It doesn't matter. It didn't click off.

You're not pouring a cup of tea before it clicks off.

Except a feat.

The Breville is the fastest jug.

I say we do it again with the moment as in everyone.

Oh, my God.

What about the temperature?

It's when the jug decides it has clicked off.

Okay.

Who are we awarding the winner of the

great Kiwi Kettle off?

The Breville.

Hailey has done it.

Hailey has done it.

I just want to say thank you so much

to everyone.

This was a lot of fun, but at the end

I never doubted that the Breville was the fastest.

That's why I came in and said,

I've got a fast kettle.

Except a feat.

We're like one second faster than my kettle.

Except a feat.

It's faster.

I want to hear you say that you accept a feat.

I'm going to pen a letter to KitchenAid saying

my water hit 100, but it didn't click off.

It doesn't click off.

All of them were literally,

I couldn't see the water bubbling in all of them.

You're supposed to lock in.

The Sunbeam has popped the top.

Apart from the Tony Street hand-me-down kettle,

which it sounds like it was the reason

why I came down to Shannon.

The Sometimes Boyle.

Tony Street blowing out everybody else's candle to make

his shambles.

I've got to tell you, victory feels

very sweet today.

Very sweet indeed.

Unbelievable.

Congratulations Hailey.

I wonder if the Anco could have won.

We won.

You've got a brand new Sunbeam.

You go home victorious as well.

Great work guys.

I say so myself.

I do a 9.6.

Is that enough for you to

review this podcast with a high rating

and then tell all your friends?

You sound very insincere.

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