ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 8th September 2023

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The Fleece Born and Haley Big Pod.

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Good morning.

Welcome to the show, Fleece Born and Haley Happy Friday.

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday.

I'm off to Hamilton tonight after the show, the Seven Days Live Tour.

Yeah, nice.

Love the Tron.

It's gonna say your week's late for the Warriors game that was in Hamilton.

Oh, I know.

I devastated.

I devastated.

And a big up the wass.

A huge up the wass.

A huge sporting game.

We are gonna need all of your wass to be up.

Because Sean Johnson's out.

Sean Johnson's out with Carrefour.

Sean Johnson's out with Carrefour.

And the All Blacks play France tomorrow in the opening of the year.

No one cares about that, mate.

It's all about the Warriors.

It's all about the 13 man.

We can't turn our back on the boys.

No, but once the Warriors lose, we're gonna be back into the World Cup.

Hey!

Well, the Warriors aren't gonna lose.

You shut up.

So the World Cups, they're gonna take over.

How dare you, sir?

You're right.

Born, you're right.

I don't need a special up the wass from you to show yourself on board.

Like he cares.

Excuse me?

I'm just on the bandwagon.

I care.

You'll be off the bandwagon as soon as it's over.

I care.

No, that's me.

I'll do that.

Yeah, okay.

You know, I found out my Warriors jersey is a pre-se...

Like pre-the Warriors even being an official team Warriors jersey.

Because it's got a different little badge on it.

Right.

A whole lot of these like...

Do you know you got your train spotters?

Yeah.

The jersey spotters are like, where'd you get that from?

I was like, my granddad, I think, bought me this when the Warriors were announced.

When you were a little bit of a shorthand.

A little fella.

Yeah, right.

So good.

I bought it with a bit of room to grow into what you see, which is good.

Do you fit it?

Just.

Just.

Yeah.

The nipples would be popping.

But it'll be on tomorrow night.

He knew there was a bit of room to grow.

Oh, he knew.

He knew.

The top...

The top six coming up.

Yeah, the top six celebrities you don't want at your wedding.

Kanye West's...

I was going to say the K-word.

Oh, yeah, Kanye's crashed a wedding.

What sorts of words is that coming up?

And he was like showing his butt crack last week.

Yeah, he got weird, eh?

And the end permen of, like, for life from Gondolas and Venice or something, because

they're like...

Put your arm away.

To have some decorum.

And he's got a new girlfriend known as...

Wife.

Wife, yeah.

Well, they're not married.

They're not married.

They've had a ceremony in its wife in quotations.

It's been nice having a break from Kanye News.

It's actually been really nice.

It's been really nice.

Well, I was reluctant.

For some reason, he's popping his head up.

I was reluctant to do it, but the top six other celebrities you wouldn't want just popping

up at your wedding.

Yeah.

There's a new product.

Kmart.

Inbound?

Is this Kmart Australia?

Uh, I think it is Kmart Australia, but it's also here.

Oh, okay, right.

It's got house fire written all over it, I reckon.

Yeah.

Alarm bells are ringing for me.

But people are so excited about this product.

No one more than our two girlies at the social media and producers desk.

We'll get into that soon.

But next on the show, you'd say the king of YouTube.

Yeah, Mr Beast.

He's a very analytical man.

He's a clever boy.

He's really smart.

Yeah.

He's a very clever boy.

He's worked out one way to get people to watch his videos longer.

So if you make videos and you want your social media to go off, this is one big tip from

Mr Beast next.

Hi.

Zed Ems, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Jimmy Donaldson, born May 7th, 1998.

Otherwise known as Mr Beast, 1998.

So he just turned 25 and the guy's one of the most.

Are you kidding me?

He's only 25?

He knew he was young.

His facial hair should have been a giveaway.

Right.

Plus patched places.

Wow.

Patched bees.

He's got a good beard and he throws a bit of shade at people that can't grow a beard,

doesn't he?

Oh yeah, but Jimmy's got a full head of hair.

So that's the trade-off you often have to make.

Yeah.

But Mr Beast, he's a very analytical man.

You might just be thinking he's out there making fun videos, giving people Tesla's.

Oh no.

$10,000 at a time.

But he's a clever boy and he thinks about everything.

He said he has done some experiments.

Yep.

He's been using videos of his.

The thumbnail, he'll put it up with his mouth open.

Yep.

Then a little while later, he'll change it to mouth closed and see which gets more,

or got more views during what time, how long people watched it for.

Right.

And then he did it the other way around.

It started with a mouth closed, then a mouth open.

Did a whole lot of different sort of experiments.

When his thumbnail has his mouth closed, he gets more views.

Oh no.

Because I'm a big mouth open girl.

That's interesting because sometimes videos will be like people in shock,

or just laughing and they're just like,

Yeah.

With their mouth open.

He's not in any of these laughing.

It's more teeth.

Wow.

Lot of teeth.

Oh right.

That's how I smile though.

Oh wow.

Okay.

So.

Like that.

This is my smile.

I'm always mouth open.

Yeah.

Well, Mr Beast is like no.

Because it makes my teeth look good.

I spent so much money on these teeth.

I want top and bottom out.

Because the ones where his mouth shut, you can still see his teeth.

Like that.

Right.

What are you doing that for?

Because that's how you see all my teeth with my mouth closed.

Oh, you want all the teeth to be on show?

Yeah, that's why you do that.

You need to practice smiling.

If you look at, I was just going through my Instagram to look.

I'm mouth open all the time.

That's my go to smile.

It's just mouth open.

Maybe, maybe you need to shut that mouth.

And you can't say that to a woman in 2020.

I think maybe, maybe close your mouth and see if the light.

No, you just told a female broadcaster to shut her mouth.

I'm just saying for more likes.

In the workplace.

I'm just saying for more likes.

Are we clocking this?

Yeah.

I'm only female broadcaster.

I'm only female broadcaster.

I'm only female broadcaster.

What's that David Seymour?

David Seymour.

Yes, young.

Younger than you.

Shut up by Tim Hughes.

Young.

And then, you know, asterisk bottom of the page by comparison.

Yeah.

Let's go to the social media desk.

Shannon.

Yeah.

Shanley pajamas.

What, what do you think of this Mr. Beast finding about the mouth closed or the mouth

shutting, shutting the mouth?

I think it really depends on the video because how I'll go for it is I want the photo to represent

how I want the person to feel watching it.

So if they're shocked, I want Fletch to be like, whoa.

And if it's funny, I want Hayley to laugh.

And if it's kind of sad, I want Vaughan crying.

Oh yeah.

I mean.

When Vaughan cries, it's good.

It's a good day.

So do you notice a thumbnail, do you think a thumbnail matters?

I think it, I think it does on like TikTok especially now because they're boomerangs.

Right.

So the movement's really important.

So finding a part where you guys are being all dynamic.

That's why I tell you to dance monkeys.

Yeah, you do tell us to dance monkeys.

Yeah, right.

It does well for us.

Okay.

Yeah.

You go, well, if you're putting up anything on Instagram or TikTok or whatever that, yeah,

mouth closed, mouth closed, open, shopped, dance.

I look, I don't know.

Reflecting the vibe of the video.

Reflecting the vibe of the video.

But in the examples he's got, his mouth was unnecessarily open.

He's got a weird mouth.

Okay.

I can see maybe this is different.

I also think his photos in his thumbnails are edited.

Yeah.

Oh, so deeply.

Heavily photoshopped.

So Mr. Beast is the most subscribed individual and the second most subscribed channel on YouTube.

281 million subscribers.

Wow.

As of September 2023.

What's the first place that's subscribed?

That's about T-Series is a Indian music category.

Oh, right, dude.

Is that Johnny Johnny?

Yes, Papa.

248 million.

What is it?

T-Series.

Yeah.

So like way, way ahead.

I think it's the kids one.

I think it's the kids one.

Right.

Okay.

Yeah.

So that's...

Oh, no, maybe not.

That's number one.

No.

That's not the kids one.

It's not the kids one.

Okay.

Right.

You can...

Oh, can I give you permission?

No.

Now you're telling her when to speak.

Oh, my God.

Now you're just saying dance monkey dance.

That's insane.

Speak woman speak when I say that you can.

Yeah.

Play ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Haley.

So I just saw this product.

It's like a dry...

Like a Kmart drying rack cocoon thing.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good way.

That's a good way.

That apparently dry...

Do you know what I mean?

Like it's like a cocoon.

I'm trying to find a photo of it.

Like it's like a rack that you would hang your clothes on

and then you put a cocoon around it and then it heats it up

and moves air around it.

Kind of like a mini hot air balloon that you put in the lounge.

Yeah.

And you put your...

God damn it.

Keep an eye on that thing.

The minute I saw it I was like,

oh, no, someone's going to forget about that, go to work.

It's going to heat it up.

It's going to catch fire.

Yeah.

They're calling it a portable clothes dryer.

It's a stand and it conveniently dries your clothes

by moving air around.

Now it's available in New Zealand right now.

Stock available.

And my came out of choice.

And you put it in and it kind of...

It's supposed to dry your clothes faster.

So is it...

It's just for a few garments.

It's not like a whole clothes rack.

Yeah.

I think it's got like four or five little spokes

that you would hang a coat hanger from.

Right.

To say like three little shirts or something.

So you could dry some pants or a shirt like really quickly

before you're going out because you forgot to do washing.

Yeah.

But I was going to say like, you know, maybe good.

Because when I do washing, I'll put most of our stuff in the dryer,

but there's a few dresses I have that I would never put in the dryer.

And then you just have to...

I just dry them by the fire or hanging by a heater

or hanging outside or whatever.

But I don't know if they still have to do this

because it still goes to 85 degrees.

What?

The drying temperature.

85 degrees.

Celsius.

Yes.

That's crazy.

That's hot.

Very hot.

That is hot.

How is it?

Is it like a fan heater at the bottom?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it pushes air around.

Right.

Like a fan bake oven.

You're slowly baking your clothes.

Okay.

Circulates hot air around your clothes.

But people have been raving and going crazy over this.

Oh my God.

They're like, it's amazing.

I'm trying to read some reviews on the New Zealand website.

Great product.

Even dries jeans.

Now that takes a lot.

Can't take a lot of clothing.

But great to dry school clothes in a hurry

and doesn't use as much electricity as a tumble dryer.

Highly recommend.

Double is a clothe airy era

by taking off the tent.

If you don't need to use the heating function.

Oh yeah.

That's just a clothes horse.

Now you've got a clothes horse.

Can you organize reviews by like low stars?

There's two reviews.

It's a new product.

Okay.

Right.

Two great reviews.

Two great reviews so far.

No offence.

And I've got Kmart products and appliances.

This seems scary.

Yeah.

That's not something you know.

That's not something you go out and leave on.

I want to say the legs look spindly.

Yep.

And if it moved too much air around,

I'd be nervous that it would blow itself over

and catch my house on fire.

But amazing for when you've forgotten to clean.

A couple of socks and maybe a shirt.

Yeah.

Rather than biffing them in the dry,

you just put it in here.

Play ZM's Fletchvorn and Ailey.

From the bustling ZM think tank.

This is the top six.

Hello there.

Kanye West has just popped into a wedding.

Uninvited.

Oh.

No thanks.

Is it real?

Do you know who I am person?

Got that big energy.

Yeah.

I mean, is he dropping off a very,

very expensive wedding present?

Yeah.

Because.

If he's going to pay for the wedding?

Yeah.

I miss early Kanye.

When the music was great.

I don't miss any Kanye.

Now that I'm a Swifty,

I've hated him from day one.

Wow.

She's a Swifty.

Yep.

Would add some time for a pre-2009.

Yeah.

I've got the top six other celebrities

you don't want to get wedding.

Okay.

And the reasons henceforth.

Because they're stealing the limelight.

This happens all the time.

You bet.

It's not your day.

It's not their day.

Although, would you say no?

Unless they just pop in real quick

for a hello and a photo,

and then they're gone.

Yeah.

Someone like Tom Hanks.

Or Keanu Reeves.

Yeah.

Tom Hanks would be like,

absolutely, come on in.

George Clooney.

Yeah.

You know?

Pull up a pew.

Lisa Barton.

It's okay.

You know?

Misha Barton.

Why Misha Barton?

The whole one,

any of the cast of the OC.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Well, just 20 years since the OC started.

I don't know if anybody.

Yeah, wow.

That's 20 years.

Don't say that.

The top six celebrities you don't want at your wedding,

number six on the list,

Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox.

Why?

Because they've been a couple.

They've been about licking each other.

They wouldn't like each other.

They didn't even have a fight,

because every wedding's got that couple

that has a bit of a,

bit of a barney.

Yeah.

Because they're too,

wow, too much drink or,

not enough drink or.

And too much sort of love.

And yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, no, that's a big no.

Number five on the list of the top six celebrities

you don't want at your wedding,

James Corden.

Oh, great.

He'd be trying to get like a chorus line going.

Yeah.

The whole time.

They're trying to crack jokes.

Yeah.

And then anybody else wants to say anything

at the reception.

Yeah.

And he's like,

Oh, I've got something.

I've got something.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

You're James Corden.

It's really coming along.

Wasn't he hanging out with Harry Styles recently?

I was like,

Yeah, that buddy, buddy.

Come on, Harry Styles.

That buddy, buddy.

Keep it a friends.

Number four on the list of the top six celebrities

you don't want at your wedding,

DJ Khaled.

What?

Because he's just screaming his name

over the reception.

You're just trying to get into a bit of John Farnham's

The Voice.

Yeah.

A wedding staple.

The Grace Megamix.

Yeah.

And he's like,

One more.

DJ Khaled.

Yeah, that would be it.

Number three on the list of the top six celebrities you don't

want at your wedding,

Gwyneth Paltrow.

Because she's got big,

make you open her wedding gift in front of everybody energy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then there'd be a Yoni steamer or something.

Yeah.

And you look across and you're like,

No, Nana.

And Gwyneth's got Nana cornered.

Yeah.

And she's talking about steaming her vagina.

She's already started steaming it for Nana.

Yeah.

You're like, Oh God, Nana.

Oh my God.

No, she's got down for the skin.

Gwyneth, no.

Gwyneth, hands off Nana.

Number two on the list of the top six celebrities you

don't want at your wedding,

any YouTuber.

Yeah.

Any YouTuber.

You're a Mr Beast there.

There'd be videoing everything.

He'd come with a full camera crew.

That would be the worst.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And giving out Teslas and such at the wedding reception.

Yeah.

Do a certain thing and then he'd be doing some sort of

competition to the last wedding guest standing.

It's $10,000 or something.

And number one on the list of the top six celebrities you

don't want your wedding.

You don't want Taylor Swift.

And that's actual fact.

You see what happened to that guy.

Yeah.

Everybody was just storming at the windows.

It was like having a wedding in the middle of a

zombie apocalypse.

The zombies were just slamming into the walls outside.

No one's going to care about you or the bride.

They're not going to give a goddamn.

No.

It'll be all about Taylor Swift.

Not at all.

That's today's top six.

Play ZM's Fletch Von Naly.

Play ZM.

Well, rumors on Reddit have been confirmed by Spotify to

various news outlets that they are at the moment testing lyrics

for premium users only.

Oh.

Get a crap.

Boo.

Boo.

The lyrics pop up and it highlights.

It's basically like karaoke on the go.

Yep.

Because if you've been used to, because you've got a Samsung,

the Spotify app there is on the TV is so great when you're

drinking with friends and you put on bangers and then you've lost

me.

You put the lyrics up.

Sing them.

It's like karaoke.

Sorry.

Friends in my house singing.

Friends in my house singing.

No, no, no, no, no.

That's loud.

Girlie producer, girlies, big fan of the lyrics.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've been watching it and watching it until I know it.

My dad does this, learns lyrics, but he learns them in a

book and he tabs my dad's a big Bob Dylan fan and he tabs his

favorite songs and he goes through and he learns them.

That's really sweet.

That's cute.

That's really sweet.

But I think it's a good feature as well because sometimes

there's songs I love to death and I don't know the words.

And you've been singing them wrong.

I know the shape of the words.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Reddit, who won't you want to go down for rare?

Hey.

That's the words.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're like, that's not the words.

And then you've got headphones on and you're singing them and

someone who's listening, it's a great game for them.

They're not trying to work out what song you're singing.

Yeah.

What's running down to the who hey?

Yeah.

You're like, well, that's a Taylor Swift song.

Yeah.

Well, you look at the lyrics for a song that you've known for years

and years and you've always been singing a couple of words wrong.

Yeah.

You're like, excuse me?

Yeah.

But yeah, so apparently it's coming.

You're going to have to be a premium member to get the lyrics.

Yeah.

But you know, I have lots of friends who use the free feature.

Yeah.

Do they still do ads when you're like playing?

Yeah.

And then it's like joint Spotify premium for da-da-da-la.

Yep.

Right.

They still do.

Well, let's get a plug in for iHeart Radio because you can listen to the show live.

And if you need to work sneakily, I know a lot of people are doing this,

sneakily listen to the iHeart Radio app for the Taylor Swift songs.

The first one's coming up at eight o'clock midday and then at four.

Today's the last day as well.

And then we kick into the $25,000 cash catch up next week.

Same times, eight midday and four.

It's your chance to win a heap of cash.

Today's the little poll.

I don't have my headphones up loud enough.

Today's the little poll.

I was yelling and I could hardly hear myself.

Today's the little poll.

Are you getting up early set day to watch the All Blacks?

The France.

No.

In the Rugby World Cup.

Yeah.

So quarter past seven kickoff tomorrow morning.

Yeah.

The start of the World Cup.

It goes for weeks.

So what if there's quarter past seven kickoff?

It's seven o'clock hucka.

It's the weekend, man.

It's the freaking weekend.

Somebody, some messages in.

Someone said, never mind the AB's up the wires.

Tomorrow's the wires.

They're right up the wires.

Tomorrow night.

Sean Johnson's out.

Oh my God.

Well, they're right.

Well, they're right.

I hope they do it for Shawnee.

Shawnee Jay.

Yeah.

Someone in message saying,

heading to one of the lads house who's single.

Single lads house.

Perfect place for this.

The missus isn't going to want you dragging your dirty mates

around at her house at that time in the morning.

Exactly.

For a breakfast barbecue and a couple of,

couple of three lemonade and watch the AB's.

If I missed you giving the poll results.

No, no, I'm reading text.

I haven't even gotten to the poll results.

Oh, right.

Because we talked about this on air as a tease.

Oh, moments ago.

Okay.

And people text it and.

Yeah.

I'll be definitely, listen to this one.

I'll be definitely getting up to watch the All Blacks play

and Tonga when they play.

I have a nephew who plays to the All Blacks

and his brother plays for Tonga.

Oh my God.

What a proud family.

Sporting family.

Yeah.

You get a bloody big.

Get up to watch it.

It's a little bit of that last game.

The South African game.

It's so boring now rugby.

Like the ref stopping every.

It's like.

You're talking about ref.

It's every five minutes.

Stopping.

And they.

Check something on.

Five seconds.

Five seconds.

It's.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But then the refs.

Can't win.

Damned if you do.

Damned if you don't.

If you don't check it.

You will be wrong.

And then you ought to blame.

If you do check it and it wasn't there.

Then.

Yeah.

For wasting everybody's time.

Damned if you don't.

39% of people said.

Yep.

Bring it on.

I'll be getting up.

And 61% said.

No way.

I'll watch the replay.

Also.

I mean.

I'll be awake anyway.

I wake up.

Yeah.

Every day.

It doesn't matter.

Yeah.

True.

Just pop it on the background.

Pop it on.

Alice said.

Came all the way to the France for it.

Oh.

Okay.

In France.

Ham.

Says mostly because they live in the UK.

This is person's name.

Ham.

Ham.

Ham.

Ham.

Ham.

Ham.

Ham.

Ham.

I like to call.

I like to call.

Ham.

Ham.

Okay.

Mostly because.

I live in the UK.

But you know what I will be getting up for.

The.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Waz.

Gronch.

We can do a bunch of grown men running around.

And little boy shorts trying to score.

I'll take my mates to the pub.

huh.

Bloody hell he's let them every any.

He's let everybody have it.

He's let everybody have it guys.

He's sent them the A's.

You're interested now. I've got omelette a mimosa

Briana says end of week eight as a primary school teacher in near in the end of production season

There's no way I'm giving up valuable sleep time. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay, uh, Tennessee

Says, I don't know it was on what time

715 kickoff Tennessee. See you there Brie was said watch it in bed

So if it's a repeat of last week hold you can just turn it off and go back to sleep. Yeah

Good idea. Yeah, that's actually a good idea

Yeah

Well, good luck World Cup kicks off tomorrow morning. Good luck

Apparently there is a massive gender gap between

Men and women when it comes to recycling and being

generally eco-friendly, okay and a massive study looked into this and

They think it's because a lot of eco-friendliness has a feminine feel

Really, yeah

So women tend to recycle more leave less carbon and litter behind in their daily lives and

The general gist of the research found that we can turn this around if we make eco-friendly decisions more manly

More sexy, is this how we're finally gonna get America to start taking this seriously, dude

But yeah, that's America for sure

By the way, the northern hemisphere summer that's just finished the hottest ever

The hottest ever. Yeah, and next year will be saying. Yeah, the hottest

The hottest ever the hottest ever so

Apparently

The majority of people who responded. Yeah, including men and women

Said that they view certain green behaviors like carrying a reusable shopping bag or using an

Electric vehicle as being inherently more feminine

and

When men were confronted with stereotypically feminine environmental messaging

Yeah, they actually overreacted and pushed back by making less

America you're describing America this was done

With thousands of participants across the United States and China

Right, okay. Yeah, so basically their idea was to make more

Environmental messaging

Masculine this is so like I mean it's either save the planet and don't die

Yeah, you know the planet doesn't have a gender you do but they were even saying like

car dealerships in China. Yeah had

discovered that men were more interested in buying hybrid vehicles if the

Advertising for them was like get yourself a hybrid. Well, that's I've seen a bit more because they're bringing out a

Mustang and a Mustang

There's a youth yeah, the trucks have an e-van trucks are getting more and more. Yeah

So I think now that yeah, it's the mustangs. I was a huge step for muscle. Oh my god

They also did like a fake kind of stud not as fake study, but a fake setup where

there were people

You know like collecting for charity wilderness charities. Yeah, and

Men donated more money to the fictitious

Uber Manly howling wolf logoed wilderness rangers non-profit rather than one named Friends of Nature

So make the man feel manly when he's being eco friendly and he's more likely to go green

We're sign up now and it's your chance to fight a bear

Because remember Americans thought they could beat a bear in a fight. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and then the bill ate them

Everybody would eat your face would eat your face off next on the show

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

So and the sharpest tool in the shed, but I've got some crocs on my feet. What's he talking about?

Crocs and everywhere

You used to be so born used to be so anti-crocs and anti-crocs and now he's got crocs

Slip a croc on yeah, go out to the garage to get the dog food out of the fridge

Just a pair of slides or like Birkenstocks or jandals or anything

When you've got a fixed sock on a farm sock

You can't I can't get them in the Birkenstock, which is but the crocs got a bit more room. Yeah, right?

Roomie. Yeah, I mean nurses chefs people that people love crocs

Some of it at the gym the other day a young fellow was wearing pink. I've seen the gym

Yeah, I've seen people in crocs to madness mad. That is madness. I'm madness. I'm madness

What if you were to drop so I thought I thought you had ever closed to particularly do they tick their box the croc?

What have they done collaborations with?

Fashion houses. Yeah, yeah, they made the high heel ones. Yeah, and I've got a boot and I've got a fur lined one

Well now you can get

Shrek crocs. Okay, they are the color of Shrek green

It's got a fur band. So when you put it into all-wheel drive or you've got it in cruise cruise mode

Yeah pushed forward. It's got a furry band and then the gibbets that you push into the holes

Shrek ears and a Shrek nose

Okay, now who no, thanks. Yeah, I'm good

When what is the boardroom meeting where we're going? What's next for crocs?

Shrek some we like Shrek a movie that hasn't you know

Been around for many many years. It's not like it's a hot new. It's not Oppenheimer crocs

Crockenheimers, is it? They shouldn't have Barbie crocs. You could probably Barbie pink

The pink little yeah, they called widgets. No, gibbets gibbets. Yeah, you can get those already

But who's who came up with this and then went put it to market?

Look at them. They're horrendous

But I'm gonna buy them people love like, you know the Shrek raves have been going on recently

Yeah, people go to those people love Shrek. Yeah, what a week to release. Oh cuz smash mouth guy died

Yep, do you think that's why they did it? No, no

A pure coincidence. Yeah, okay. Yeah, they're out hideous things. I just think they're

Get some Birkenstocks, you know get some respect for yourself

Unless you're a nurse or a chef. That's so they are so comfortable and easy to just slip on you've really come around

I've completely turned around. I've got some cool gibbets, too

I did slip at my foot into my friend's croc and I was like, oh, yeah, you can see it

If you get a wet foot in a croc, you're gonna break your ankle. All right, very slippery

Yeah, super slippery for a bit of mud gets in there. That's why people wear them gardening

But only in the dry. Yeah, cuz if you get wet muddy foot in a croc, you're going down, baby

And you're gonna look absolutely embarrassing

Doing it when that when the ambulance arrives to haul you out of your muddy

It's all the crocs fault 18 past seven next on the show

I'm gonna maybe look for a new doctor

I just need to clean slow and get into this next

Now yesterday I

Was having a bit of a mere I'm having a big skin break out

And I think I've shared that I've I've done a hard ween off of the contraceptive pill, right?

I just sick of it because one of her many helmets you can catch your entire show to at an Auckland returning season

my man

He's just absolutely see you up to mention your

14th of October 10th of October tickets at Haley sprawl.com. No, I don't have a website. Nope. There's no

Yeah, one of my elements because it's a it's a polycystic ovarian syndrome

Side effects act me and the last time I came off the pill

I had this huge acne breakout when a key tank got rid of it went back on the pill

And I came off the pill expecting my skin to freak out and it has yeah, okay

And I was like here it is here it comes and I was like, oh, what am I gonna do about it?

I don't want to go back on the pill and but off I shared something yesterday. Everyone was like, oh my god

She's trying for a baby

No, no, no, no, no, I just want to feel alive again. Yeah in my head and my genitals

Anyone on the pill knows exactly what I'm talking about and then I was like I need to make a doctor's appointment because you know

I was avoiding it because they were gonna wave me and do a

I

Can't be bothered that conversation. You don't want to go to the doctor because you thought they'd lecture you about your weight

They're not gonna say anything. I know I know I don't know why I thought sort of thought it and then I was like any time I

You have to renew prescriptions. You've got to have a conversation with them. I know I was like

Maybe I'll just leave and start afresh

Because I was like I sort of want a clean slate with my doctor. I don't want them to know

Anything all my stuff. I don't want them to know all these things

I just want to have a clean slate right and for them not to be like, oh, who lives here again complaining about

This that and the other thing I just want a fresh perspective on me as a human and a human body

So I that's what I was thinking. I don't want them to know anything about I

Mean they'll have made medical records. I suppose but I could use a fake name

You can't I could use a fake name and start again. Do you know what I mean? They won't know anything

I mean they can literally look up

Your health number and see all your prescriptions. No, I can get all your notes from your last doctor

You'll get okay, right? I'll get a new one. I'll get a new base weight. I'll get a new

Yeah, you started the game again, yeah time you made some mistakes first time playing yeah

Achievements you're gonna restart with a new character. What anxiety I'm a cool calm woman

I'm considering it. So you want to change too deep you want to change doctors so I can start again

So you just have a fresh clean slate the most ridiculous reason to get a new doctor ever no

I just I just I think it's the right thing to do. It's very hard. I've heard stories

It's so hard to get a new doctor these days. Yeah, I know that's my only thing

Do you do because there's someone on reddit last night? They said I've just moved to Toronto all the doctors around me aren't taking

You patients like what do I do? I've lived yeah, I was away from where I used to live like literally what do I do?

Oh, you can't find a doctor locally. Yeah, I don't know. You just don't have a doctor

Just go to like the emergency doctor

Well, I wonder if there's a reason why you've left your doctor

Maybe you've done something embarrassing because I'm not super embarrassed, but more it's just like ah, you know

I

Moved like and got a new doctor when we moved. Yeah, but the last time I went to the last doctors

They put a finger at my bum now. I hope they think I didn't leave because of

We'll be like

I'm pretty sure that's the medical term for it finger up the GXC and then end

Yeah, there will be a relationship. There will be a doctor sitting in his desk thinking God Vaughn Smith

Yeah, yeah, we did clock eyes

Do we talk about this the woman who was getting a dental procedure done and then she accidentally licked the dentist's finger and then bidder

We took we took Ronnie. I think was a guy. Yeah

They had to just up and leave the dentist because they

Didn't know what was in their mouth and they because it was numb and they licked it and it was the

Their finger and then they went to say sorry and yeah

Or just maybe you've just cried too hard about something or yeah something too seriously

During a paps me. Yeah, you know you had an embarrassing body situation

Exactly, and you're like I knew it was easier to just leave

Yeah, a new medical health professional are you wanting to do this so you feel better about getting a new doctor? Yeah, right?

Okay, maybe it could be as simple as you just asked what you later thought was a really dumb question

Go we're getting some funny messages in of the reason that you had to run away from your health care provider. Oh

My god that what can you read that one that really just made us laugh?

Um

Well, I want to start though before we get into it

Somebody's listening to the radio with their ten-year-old and their ten-year-old just said girl

You can't start over life is in a video game now

Philosophical for a ten-year-old you have been spilling barely a decade on this earth and a ten-year-old

I feel so exposed teach us more teacher

Somehow said do not leave your GP unless you have another one lined up because at the moment

There are like thousands of I can't get back on yeah can't get into a GP like I probably won't I'll get over myself

But these funny stories of why you left your doctor is really delighting me

Let's go to Amy. Amy. Why did you have to leave a medical professional? I?

Mine's not necessarily funny

I mean you're alive, but yeah

I'm oh Jesus no about five years ago. I

Had really bad chest pain. I couldn't lay down

And that's been going on for so long into that going to my doctor about five times about it

And they just keep saying any it's just hot burn. It's just hot burn make it with dosing now

I'm really strong heartburn

Did you try cookies?

No, it was some I don't know some medication anyway

One night it became extremely unbearable, and I was like I need to go to ED and into ED waited a while

they took a blood test and

The nurse was like you've got two days to live if you don't have emergency surgery

You've got like extremely huge

Okay, wow what a gore what a gore so is what tubes were they in oh

I

Don't know all of my internal tubes that like gone through and blocked it all up. So I was completely joined us

No one picked that up. Oh my god

Haley wants to leave her doctor because she wants a new base weight

Because he nearly killed you

Justified Amy thanks you call rose. Why did you leave your doctor?

Years ago. I was avoiding getting up to bike was me a test. Yeah, and they cornered me in I got it done

Yeah, I was there and they're like well you're here now get in there will do it

Okay, so I hopped on the table. They did it and the nurse while she was doing our thing. She said huh

You've got a very short cervix

And

Yeah, is that a compliment

I said thank you because I didn't know how to respond to that. Why thank you

Yeah, and so I left my doctor like wait later

Because they pointed out you had a short cervix

Because I bearish myself

I think thank you

It's more of a medical observation than it is a compliment. Yeah. Yeah, that's why you're gonna get him in the yards

You can get him through the yards, you know get him up there. Thanks. You call rose more messages in

I was all ready for a smear test legs open facing the window in a high-rise building on Queen Street

The doctor went out to get the equipment in the window cleaner repelled down

Kill me

That is so

Vulnerable

And so they were like I can't come back to this because he would they would have like

Opened the curtain of the bed to go get something and then the cleaner would be like

Or it's so high they're like well now I can see in here or the tension but there was almost right against it

That's so funny

Many years ago playing rugby I accidentally got kicked in the you know where's went to the doctor

He was away the young relief doctor saw me. I dropped my pants. She moved it. She moved it

Yeah, she moved it ever so nicely checking me out while checking me out

I'm going to the mail doctor. Yeah, there's nothing for me

Nurse comes out

Oh my god

That's as you put that on the record your medical notes easily aroused. Yeah, maybe maybe oh

Yeah, I'd leave my doctor to this. There's a few people with penis related

Okay, whoopsie daisies. Yeah, this afterwards

My husband we had a family doctor. My husband snagged the tip of the snagged. Don't say snagged the whang on my marina

control device

True blood afterwards. We both left the dog

I mean

No, I won't say it

I'm just saying if it's getting up that far congratulation

It could be a short-serviced

Get them in the yards gonna run them through the yards Catherine. Good morning. Good morning. Why did you why did you leave your doctor?

Well, I was a teenager

And I was going to the doctor without my mom for the first time and I was a bit nervous

I was probably like 13 14

Yeah, I had to get a pea sample and a bot and one of those little bottle thing

Yeah, and my doc my doctor

He was a guy and he had like left the room and he'd given me the bottle and stuff

And I was like, oh, okay, like I guess I've got a pea in this bottle

And so I closed this little curtain, you know how they've got little curtains in the doctor's office. Yeah, close that and

I

Mean I was kind of like a bit thrown off

Finish and then so like come back out the curtain and I hand him the pea bottle and he's looking like really confused at me

And I like gave it to him and he's like, oh, okay, and he's like, you know that there's a bar. There was a bath room

And I had to call my mom after and I was like, I can never ever show my face here again

Did you get any pea on the floor? I'd have too much pee. No, I don't I had to literally just like cup and I was like

I knew we shouldn't have given our caller of the week away on Monday

You

Double caller of the week we're gonna hook you up with a $50 mccafe voucher. Thanks to our friends at mccafe

Just the image of you squashing over a tiny bottle. Yeah

Some text to finish I left my doctor of 27 years after I slammed the door and screamed at him

You don't know anything

Because I was in a very bad mood and he was a man trying to tell me about my painful periods

Very embarrassing and it is everyone in reception watch me storm out my family still Sam

I'm in Todoronga and I haven't been able to register to another doctor as they're all full and I've been paying full price casual rates for the last five

Yes, that's the thing like time. I heard Todong was really bad around the country on a whole but yeah

Somebody else said my doctor's name was dr. Nadeca

Ginnman Milage and I accidentally cooked her dr. Nicki Minaj

Goodbye

Who are you here to say

We do this every Friday final rankings we rank normally our favorite things today

I think it's over it. Yeah changing it up a little bit. Yeah, how do we get on to the

Because producer Shannon. Oh, yeah made us

delicious

Biscoff lolly cake. Yeah, so instead of malt biscuits

Biscoff biscuits unreal. It was unreal. It was really good. Thank you. Shannon make the switch

I don't think I can even go back to malt biscuit lolly cake now. Yeah. Yeah, but the effort

She went to was increased by the fact that one she didn't have a food processor to blitz up biscuits

So she had to use a greater to great and go we could taste the love

Yeah, we could taste the love to she didn't have a microwave to melt anything

It was she really went above and beyond for her and then she had to wash the greater which we were like

Yeah, use hot water the cheese melts and sticks

Yeah, yeah, or like you say you if you're lemon or parmesan

It's on the micro greater. Yeah, I'll say so today will be our ranking the worst things to hand wash

Now this this would be in the case of you can't just chuck it in the dishwasher, right?

No, because normally I'll check the greater in the dishwasher

But the micro plane with like a lemon rind that won't get rid of it

No, micro planes. I'm thinking your civs. Oh

Sips of the words the water just goes through it. Yeah, Jim. I we grew up

We had a dry sieve and it never got washed was one of those ones like and you turn the

Mum would hit the roof if they got any moisture in it because you turn

Bang the hell out of it

Just chuck it back in the cupboard. Yeah, we had a wet sieve was just one of those pots of yeah

I have to go as well for me champagne glasses because I've got a bog standard

You know $2 pop brush pop brush

Yeah, and then that we've got those really tall skinny champagne glasses the neck is too thin

Oh, so they're really thin and sometimes I'll ram it in and they just shatter. Yeah

Yeah, you need a you need a sticky a stick a brush thing with bristles

Okay, let me float it another couple of things that are awful to hand wash mm a plunger, you know like a coffee plunge

The grits just fills the sink. I just take those things

To miss many pieces as they will go into yeah, and rinse underwater running

Yeah, I think I was gonna tell me so much time to clean it but take it apart take it apart the quicker option

Okay, mincey-sistema

Yeah, oh my god. No, you can stay in the bed mincey-sistema

I have hot a lot of dishwashing liquid there. That's I was talking to tell you about the dawn

Dishwashing liquid is that

What do you want? Do you want everything?

A blender or a juicer? Oh, yeah, absolutely

Also food processes like I've got my Nana's one and it's one of those old ones it clicks in here

And you got to get the blade out here and the actual machine 20 parts to it. You got a clean. What about a good old classic?

Not a crock pot or crock pots. They suck as well. Is it massive?

You know, what are they called back stock pot a stock pot a massive pot

I love doing the stock pot because you get your whole arm

Because they're massive huge and then the outside's not clean you got to flip it up

So do you knock in the tap like an oven dish?

It's big enough to sit across the size of the that's a

whisk. Oh

Yeah, there's can be

You can kind of whisk the water the stuff that gets stuck on it on the inside

You've kind of got to pull it apart to get it in there

Okay, well, what are our top three then I'm going the sieve

I'm gonna go the greater is number one suckage because yeah cheese sticks. Yeah, or the grit of a pith sticks

No, what about a wire resting rack?

You know if you like take a cake out of oven and you put it on and it's just oh, yeah

Yeah, horrible really hard to clean because it's because you can't get a good

It's not like an oven rack with a long one you get the steel on you go like that. It's too many little what about a muffin tray

Oh, yeah, they suck and stuck no work because we've only got silicon muffin trays. Oh, that's smart. See we've got me at all

No, yeah, yeah, they get stuck. Yeah, yeah, but then the silicon ones don't clean very well. I mash them

They're never really clean. Yeah, they never really clean. I would go also a roasting pan

I would go also a roasting pan because then you've just got so much crap. Yeah, how's how shit is cleaning a?

So hot. I have to ask my cleaner, but I don't have a cleaner. I just throw a lot of stuff away

You definitely

God I wish we did right now. Okay, so I'll go greater number one

food processor and then

Plunger coffee plunger the worst things to wash my hand. I think I'm gonna go greater number one coffee plunger number two and

then

Food processor. No, I'm gonna go muffin tray sieve sieve sieves on my list

We're into a bit of colander, but sometimes you think that's gonna be an easy claim, but it's not

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Well, what's your top three?

whisk sieve

and

I mean food processor. Yeah food processor. Yeah, everything comes about so many bits

It's bits got an everywhere and just food processing last weekend

And it was a strong food process this like leafy stuff and I thought I turned it off on a jammed a wooden spoon and and the wooden spoon hit the

Blade it destroyed the wooden spoon and then we just like were you just like oh, well

All right, and I was like that'll teach me to be healthy. Yeah

celebrated with a drink

It's mine

It's your eight o'clock song the next song coming up at midday your chance to win those tickets to see a live in Sydney

So Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner of Game of Thrones fan and Jonas Brothers fan fame

Divorcing after four years of marriage. They've got two kids

Two kids together. I think she just had the second. I didn't even know they had kids. Yeah, well, they're pretty down low

Do you know what I mean? Like should they they keep it a low profile low profile

Do you think do you think game of Thrones unit the spoilers kind of all the inside word kind of dried up?

It was like

Being gone for a while. Yeah been gone for many years, but

Apparently because she spent so much of her youth working so hard on the biggest TV show in the world

Yes, she felt like she'd missed out on some of her younger years, which lots of

You know young performers feel and apparently she was a bit of a party girl

Like like to go out and drink and have fun. I like nights and stuff like you

I want to hang out with her and and also, but I didn't miss out. Yeah, you just keep going

I just got it all. Yeah, but apparently, you know, she was she was off working on films and everyone was like

And he was stuck at home with his own children

No, you don't deserve a medal for looking after your own kids. I hate that when some guys like, oh, no, I can't I'm babysitting

It's like

No, you're your father your children. You're not babysitting your own children. Yeah, all your children same guys when mums are out

Who's you know, I was born babysitting the kids. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he is

Yeah, I believe he's the father. Um, anyway, so I hope I'm the father

Yeah, I'm knowing your kids who definitely are his elements of you and both of them now

They released a joint statement saying amicable

Requesting privacy the usual. Yeah

But

And I say I say that, you know, we're full knowing full well, it's probably just rumors that

Joe Jonas caught Sophie doing something on their ring camera. They're little

doorbell camera

They say doing or saying something that led to the divorce filing

It was the final straw. Now. No one knows if this is true or be what it was that she was doing

But apparently it was just part of this whole you're living that life and I'm not living that life. We're just different people

Yeah, the two great advances in camera technology have been Russian dashcams

Yes, Russia. Every Russian has a dash cam. Yeah, and they catch us outstanding things meteors

Yeah, car crash tornadoes

same car crashes and ring cameras being on every American

Doorstep or outside because you're getting all the most amazing footage of people like leaving the house or arriving at a house

I remember saying to Aaron when you know when you wake up and you're you've had a really big night

And I was trying to pretend like I wasn't hungover like I was fine. I didn't we didn't even get that out of control

I was home by 10 and he was like here's the footage. It was footage of me like as we stumbling through the gay

It was like midnight. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was in bed by 10

It's like that says 1206 and you were just getting out of that over

He caught me. Yeah, but I did the advancement in these cameras as you say god they catch some funny things

Yeah, they do. What's the video? I bring this up all the time because it makes me laugh so much of your friend on a ring camera slipping

Oh, yeah, Sam like it was an icy day

But then asses over yeah, it's having like millions of views. Yeah, it's so funny. That's why I want to know what you

Caught on your camera be it your security camera or your ring or whatever your dash cam. What did you catch?

Did you catch a partner cheating?

Maybe I mean it no one's saying that this is what was caught on camera with the job

Yeah, maybe it was just her misbehaving or being

Too drunk or I don't know just going off of what they're saying saying something who knows because the doorbell cameras have sound

Don't they so they could have been like

We're being accused of falling for Jonas propaganda. Oh, really?

Yeah, people are saying she was the homebody get the prod girls on tiktok

Confirm it. There's evidence everywhere. Okay, but she was a homebody. She was the homebody really

Jonas propaganda

But look, I mean I couldn't care either way

What you've caught on that's all we wanted to really talk about

That is what we want to know. What have you caught on camera?

Have you caught a partner on camera like like you said like you look busted lying about coming up two hours early?

Absolutely, I'm wasn't there drunk. I've only had a couple of drinks

Nobody's bringing home someone and cheating on their partner when there are cameras, right?

I but if you were out of you if you had had way too many drinks and your your common sense had gone out of the window

Who knows maybe

Be it a rumor or not the rumors are swirling about the Joe Jonas Sophie turn a divorce there

He saw her do something on a ring camera

And I want to know what you caught on camera. You'd be at your security camera your dash cam your ring cam

You've been you've been caught lying about when you were home. Yeah, absolutely. I only went out for a couple of drinks

I was in bed by 10

I

So that's what I want to know. What did you catch? Let's go to McKenzie McKenzie. What did you catch on camera?

Almeida came to check the meter and we saw on our front yard camera

Padding our dogs like cuddling them through the friends telling them how sweet they were

And we've got a note left in the letter box saying that she couldn't enter the yard because it's a dangerous medicine dog

Oh my god

Why didn't she just go in?

Your best is as good as mine

You've got excuse just to be like just leave that one. No, there's a dog. There's a good dog. He's a good dog

Yeah, no, the only danger with them is that they'll make you to death

But yeah, we watched her passing them giving them a cuddle for a good like 20 seconds and then got a note

Did you um, did you?

Did you just send it to them and go?

Nah, we just read the meter ourselves

Is that what happens you send in the reading?

Yeah, it's one of the a reading so we can just do it. I thought it was funny

I hate when they give you an estimate for your power bill and it's like why yeah, or like way under and then next month

You got to pay like three times as much. Yeah, you're like, what's that?

Yeah, that was definitely something that made us have a good giggle McKenzie. Thank you some messages in

Um

This is this is probably the juiciest, okay

I caught a man shooting at a runny poo into our front garden. Sorry. He shot at a runny poo into their front garden

Posted it on the community page for him to come and clean it up

Yeah

It almost made it onto the Herald and Newshub before he turned up with some wine and buckets and cleaned it up for us

It was very apologetic

It turns out after a bit of further investigation he owned a restaurant nearby and had been on a TV show for that restaurant

So obviously we didn't know who he was but people knew who he was

He was out for a run

Right, and he got caught short court short

Squirted in a yard. I can judge on some celebrity. Yeah

Not a judge. Not a judge. Not a judge. Not a judge. Just was on a TV show about his restaurant. Oh, right. Okay

Oh

Wild

We have we have a

Camera outside our house and we had a stainless steel dog bowl by the footpath heaps of dogs use it over summer

We fill it up with the tap

It's nice straight an old lady can be seen covering her face of the scarf and then tying her hood down over her face and stealing the bowl

The new one cost another $20 to replace but we've padlocked it to the fence. Oh my god

What my parents used to own a video store on one evening the security camera caught a couple in the r18 section getting down to business

How long a place to do your taxes I

Called a young six-year-old boy who I didn't recognize and the neighbors didn't recognize on our deck at 7 a.m. In the morning playing with a cat

Play with our cat, right? No one you was like, do you know who this kid is and no one you know is by himself

This is he's sort of cute cat. So it was just on with it on the day cat cute

I will go to people's properties and play with their cats. I don't all the time

I friendly I caught my ex and my best friend making out on our front door cam only a week after we bought our first house together

What?

Did they not know that the camera was record because a lot of those cameras will notify you as soon as someone comes into like view

Yeah, mine does so like imagine you get that notification you open it up and you see your partner

Oh smoochy smoochy and I caught the kids my kids unfortunately in the backyard brown eye and the camera

On the work cams we've caught multiple drug deals going down at work

We just pass the number plates onto the police and they're always just like. Oh, yeah, we know who that is. Yeah

Yeah, of course

Ring cameras are the best our street is very interesting to say the least

I caught the neighbor getting arrested and stripping down to her undies and Brian screaming at the police about searching her as well as

her house

Oh, and I caught the husband out. I caught my husband running over our dog

Maybe they ran over and yeah

Yeah, they took it to the vet and it's fine now. Yeah, they took it to the vet and imagine but imagine going like oh my god

The dog's in the driveway. Oh, how'd that happen?

And then discovering he'd run it over

Here's the best news the dogs move to a farm where this sort of thing can't can't happen. Oh my god

I'm so glad for recovery for recovery. I'm straight from the vets to the farm. Oh my god

I've lost the number of the guy with the farm

Call out the dog's name. It's just a price of gas. Oh, I'm so happy the dogs in a happy place

Thank you for doing that

Love to see our dog again. Yeah, I'll get some photos sent

Man, I've lost his email to play

Fletch Vaughn and Haley

Fact of the day day day day day

Hey

It's honey badger

What are we doing next week if we decided well, I had a somebody said you said coffee as the fact of the day

Oh my god, I've done a lot of coffee facts previously. I'm still absolutely shocked that instant coffee was made in

Vakargle invented in Vakargle

Unbelievable. Yeah. No, no, wait, did we talk about that was on the podcast?

Yeah, I remember swearing at you straight afterwards. Yeah, you did

I swore I made some suggestions

Some very sexual suggestions to you for doubting me and my knowledge on in Vakargle's

History with the instant coffee. Yeah. Well, it's the final of honey badger week

Yeah, I'm sad personally

Love this little animal more at the end of it than I did at the start

Yesterday we talked about the thick skin of the honey badger. Yeah

Tanned amount to the water buffalo. They've got the same thick, you know, it's thick skin

And that's a big creature in this guy's real little tuffy. You can call them any name and they won't cry. Yeah

They just just bounce us straight off them. Yeah, so I would like to talk about their bite today. Okay

the honey badger has a bite of

the force of

1300 psi

Pounds per square inch. Okay, 1300 pounds per square inch. I don't think well my lines my bike tires are like

Not oh, yeah, you've got really high pressure tires. Yeah when I borrowed your bike. Thank you

They'd need to carry that fat jumping

Oh

No, they're good tires or some shit, right? Yeah, they're yep. They're good tires

It's good though because you're a fluctuating, you know

Exactly 1300 psi bite force which is stronger than lions and tigers. Okay. Oh my but it's no match for the honey badger's cousin

The Wolverine. Oh

Wow

Hugh Jackman's powerful bite is over 1700 psi. Yes, the Wolverine and the honey badger are both of the Weasel family

Okay, they're just way tougher than dumb ordinary Weasel's ferrets and starts. Yeah, right, but I yeah apparently

Somebody did message me saying if you love the honey badger, you're gonna love the Wolverine. I've long loved the Wolverine

Yes, I feel like the Wolverine doesn't exert as much personality as the honey badger

It's very very tough. There's no doubt about it. It's got a stronger. So

You might be thinking well Vaughn, what is the most powerful bite in the animal kingdom?

Daddy long legs. It's the hippopotamus. Oh, yeah

Mammal wise, it's the most powerful bite it is and the Wolverine is just below the hippopotamus

That's why the hippopotamus kill so many people. It's it's Africa's most deadly animal and columbia's now

Oh God, I blow blows are out on them. Yeah, and they're just absolutely breeding like no man's land

So, yeah, the hippopotamus people don't see it. It's underwater. They'll step in the territory

They launch out of the water and just boom bite for you and they can open their mouth wide enough to get like a kitten

It's insane. Yeah, so they are very dangerous

So that so the Wolverine's bite is just less than the hippopotamus and the honey badgers is a bit less than a Wolverine

But a very very powerful bite so powerful

It can bite them with it. I'm back on the honey badger

Yeah, it can bite a turtle or a tortoise and crack open the shell. Oh my god

Wow, like a open up a nut. Yeah eating a muscle. Yeah. Yeah, it's eating the muscle by biting through the shell rather than

Putting on the barbecue for five minutes and just when it starts open just

But a sweet chili sauce

You get that's why you get a whole barbecues worth of muscle so you can have all sorts of different beautiful

And then you don't take the top of the shell open and then you let it cool down a little bit

And then you hold it up to your mouth and you go

Look it out. Do you still green lip muscle? Do you stop at that?

Um at that thing at the supermarket that's always spraying them. No, yeah, no, I don't trust that thing

We've talked about it before. It's weird. Yeah. Yeah, it's not coming direct from the ocean

And it recirculates. No about that. No proper proper fish shop. Okay. Yeah, right shop

So today's fact of the day is the honey badgers

Bite is one of the most powerful in the animal kingdom, but it's no match for its cousin the wolverine

Fact of the day day day day day

Hey

I've been living out of a suitcase touring around in the seven days live tour

I've had a day at home and now off to Hamilton

Hamilton tonight. Hamilton you plummet parmice to North Napier then back. Yeah

Now start with the best obviously

Moronsville didn't even go to Hamilton Hamilton. Yeah moronsville's not on the tour. Well, they'll just go to they'll just go to Hamilton

Yeah, they'll go to Hamilton. Yeah

Now

I

Have been working out living out of this suitcase and I've been looking for things, right?

I've got my like curated little pack of things I need traveling of lots of makeup

toiletries

jewelry stuff to wear on stage

And I was unpacking to repack and I realized one of my favorite earrings of all time a zoe and morgan

I'm really upset. What is the zoe and morgan? It's very expensive. It's a brand

It's a new zealand designer brand which which one did you lose the zoe or morgan?

There's the morgan the morgan of the earrings. Yeah. Yeah, there's like spike earrings that I literally thrash one of them's gone

Or just buy another pair. Oh, sure. I'll just find hundreds of dollars. What? Yes

I'll destroy for another day. Yeah, so that's gone

Client's horn that doesn't exist anymore. I've got sensitive ears. Does clines exist still? No, clines is long gone

R. I. P. Right. So that's gone. I'm devastated about that. Yeah

Really upset. I've lost another earring that I care less about but two of my earrings are gone and they're not a set

So that's rendered me

Other ones useless. No, no, no, you could give them to a guy from the 1990s with one earpiece

Yeah, I could do that. That would look pretty cool. Yeah, which you had to get pissed. You don't get the wrong earpiece

You don't want to get the gay ear done

So I was

I was gutted by that

and then

I went to go brush my teeth and I brushed my teeth and they went to put my retainer in

That I wear every single night and that's gone. What's that do? Keep your teeth straight. Keep my teeth straight. Yep. That's gone

You don't need straight teeth. Hey like us

I've spent too much money getting these things, right?

Thousands thousands now. I'm in too deep with this mine's going to eat a steak later

So that's gone. So it's somewhere around new zealand my manky and I mean

When I travel I don't take my like

StereoDent, I just

Clint's got one of these

Invisaligns because he sometimes leaves it on my side of the desk and I'm always like, what's that? So I'm like

Gross

Well, imagine sleeping in it all night and then just like shoving it in a pot of water and thinking that's enough

And I had it floating around in one of my bags. It's gone

So that there's somewhere in New Zealand

Tauranga, Wellington in the cargo. It's gonna be Dye Henwood. Who's stealing this surely? I don't know if it's dye

It's got big poor ego energy. I'll tell you

So my manky retainer is gone, right and then yesterday

I uh, we got our pur diems. Oh, okay

And I spend a little on cash. No, not yet, but I will be and then I went to go put it my wallet

I was like, I'll add it to the money that's already in there because I had three

50

Yeah, you can I get it either way. Okay. Yeah, I know I asked for cash. I like it. It's not real money

And then so I went because I had 150 dollars in my wallet

Yep

Because I had cash in my wallet for some reason and then I went to go add it to it

The month that gone

150 bucks

Someone stole in there. $350 notes has gone for my wallet and I haven't left my wallet unattended at any point

And then I text Aaron being like he would have because you know

He just goes in my wallet sometimes if he's can't find his card

I thought Aaron would have just taken it and I text him. I was like, you take the money on my wallet

bitch

And he was like, no what money?

So I've just lost 150 bucks. Someone's gone into your wallet

Yeah, and then I was like when was the last time I was I was really drunk

You know, and I was like maybe my maybe mama went to the bar and paid off the tab with cash

Yeah

But I went through the the times because I remember having it definitely when I went on tour

I went through the times that I'd had quite a few drinks during the tour

And the bars were at and then I went through my bank account. I was like, no, I've paid by a card here

Wait, you haven't left your wallet around here

Well, it's always in my bag

It's in my bag and that's really close to me

But no one here is going to go through your wallet and steal it or are they?

George is here at the moment. She's sitting in the chair. She did. She did. Okay. She's come out. How is she affording her life?

She's she's got a Louis Vuitton bag. She's got to pay off that Louis Vuitton bag. She's got to pay off the

Yes, she's got Europe. She's rich.

I think she's got canabriel. I've been accusing her of canabriel money

She's wearing a plaid blazer today like that screams money. Maybe the family trusts sold a few thousand acres of their high country

Farm, you know, they're on the hills. Do you think the gold necklace she's wearing is real gold? It is because I feel like I've helped pay for that

Yeah, you probably

150 dollars missing wait, so you're accusing georgia of stealing from your wallet. I'm just saying you wouldn't do it, would you?

I wouldn't do it. Fletch you I'm born you wouldn't do it. I would 100% do it. Yes, but I've you taken it. No, I haven't

Did I pay? What about at the pub the other day? Did I pay for I had to pay my card?

I think it's more highly likely that you just cannot remember paying because you were drunk

But it's made me feel crazy, you know when I'm like because I've got terrible memory as it is and sometimes I'm like, where am I?

You're at work. Yeah. Yep. Good. And you guys are my

Do you know who we are? Yep. Vornan. Well, we're colleagues. Fletch. Yeah, we're colleagues

Yeah, loose acquaintances. Don't be mean you've stolen my effing money and I want it back

Where's my money? Where's my retainer? That's expensive now. I've got to wear my bloody grinding one

That'll be in a hotel somewhere. How are I can hotels would have so many retainers 100% left in bathrooms and stuff

iPhone charges. Yeah, you should bring the hotels you stayed at and just ask

I don't want them to have to deal with it. I hope they've put it in the bin

Oh

Now because I've got the only other one I have is this massive plate

That goes and it covers the roof of your mouth through the chocolate like that. So don't grind my teeth

It's all I've got now. But at least it's sexy

At least I'm going to be getting some

ZM's Fletch Vornan Haley

This is

This is so

male

that

It makes me laugh a lot. So there's a woman who lived with a guy who that they live in Australia and he was single and he was dating

And when you're dating, it's fine. You can see multiple people, right until you close things off or you decide that you're exclusive

You've got to play the field a little bit. Yeah, but this guy had a system like a roster

system and it was so

Regimented that she just thought it was the wildest thing and had to share it online

So he had a system where he would host his dates one after another on consecutive days

And it always happened Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday. Okay. These are his date days

He had the exact same date with all of them

He would make the same meal which was a lasagna and then he'd watch the movie eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Now in order to make it even more sort of economical

Instead of making a lasagna every day he'd make a bulk lasagna

by bulk ingredients

Make a giant pan of lasagna and split it up into three nice words Wednesday and Thursday states were getting reheated lasagna

Yeah, all right. So Tuesday gets fresh Wednesday gets the next day, which is arguably better same movie

Yes, arguably better arguably better Thursday. You're going getting a bit stodged

That all watch the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. So Tuesday Wednesday Thursday, that's not a make-out movie

He's watching eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. It's a very dark movie, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah

um, and then afterwards

They'd go home or he'd sleep with them and then they go home, right

So this was his routine and he did it week after week after week lasagna bulk lasagna made on a monday or a tuesday

Three dates that night three lots of eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

And then when she pulled him up and was like, hey, like what's this all about?

He was like it allows me to directly compare the dates

Without any other sort of wavering factors, right? So Sheldon from the big bang theory like it's got big spectrum energy

energy

So that explains the same movie

So he would then I guess find a movie he likes or is interested in and then number one how they react to it

Yeah, and yeah, you would you get the same reaction?

He said it's a controlled movie as I as I recall it was no very grumpy. They move each other from their minds. Yeah

Well, maybe if they didn't react

Yeah, you're like this is not the person for me. You don't get it. You don't appreciate Jim Carrey in this dramatic role

But when you've watched the the uk office and then you watch it with someone who hasn't watched and you spend more time

Waiting to see if they laugh at the right parts. Yeah

Compared to just watching the and enjoying the show again. Yeah, so apparently women um, have um

Been sharing the other things that they've seen their flatmates do their male flatmates like there was um, a guy who

had different spotify playlists

That he would play depending on the day of the week and the day and he would have these like curate and he'd be like

Well, this woman's more of a this vibe. So I'll play that spot

Spotify playlist for them

It's so it's so regimented and bizarre

I mean, hopefully he makes one hell of a lasagna. It sounds like a good lasagna sounds like a good lasagna

I counted 79 all rights today Fletcher, but that's a new personal record. Oh f*** off. How many of those did you count?

79 of those two. All right. Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rate and review

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ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley

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