ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th October 2023

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Good morning.

Welcome to the show, Fleshhorn and Haley.

It's two minutes past six.

Happy Friday.

Happy Friday.

Birthday Eve for you, Eve Eve.

Eve Eve.

It's Aaron's birthday today, my fiance.

I woke him up early at four o'clock in the morning

to give him a present.

Not that present.

How long?

What a way to start the day at 4 a.m.

Imagine if he'd reach down and hit the snooze button.

Oh, yeah.

You like it.

Stop.

Give me nine more minutes.

Sleep.

Bloody hell.

I'm tired.

What are you doing?

Yeah.

He was happy.

He was happy to get this present, though.

Very happy.

I've really done well here.

You can say what it is.

There's no reason we're not saying.

Can I say what it is?

Yeah.

Go to my PlayStation.

PlayStation one.

That's, yeah.

Hard to find.

I got to JV Hi-Fi and I was like, I want the PlayStation.

They said the five and I was like, no.

He hasn't even had one yet.

He can't work his way up.

Yeah.

See, this is a big, big for you because you didn't want him

to be wasting his time on PlayStation all the time.

No, and I said to him, look, I've been watching Shade's

Instagrams in which Vaughn pulls up a B bag to the TV,

puts his headphones on and doesn't engage with her.

Don't do that to me.

That's my gift to Shade and me not engaging with her.

She has enough.

Yeah.

She actually asks me, would you please play PlayStation?

I ever feel it over the next year.

Me and Shade are going to get a lot closer.

Yeah.

We live like eight minutes apart.

Yeah.

If it happens at the same time, we'll be like, let's go.

You can join Shade for the wardrobe wine she has.

And Aaron and I will get a lot closer

without even needing to leave our house

because we can communicate over the PlayStation.

Can you connect?

Can you?

I don't know how it works.

I'm famous tonight.

Of course you can play other players.

Put the floppy disk in and you start playing the DOS.

I can't wait.

Did you go into DOS?

Yeah, you go run,

run,

run,

run,

run,

run,

run.

You get the C drive going.

100%.

You're going to have to talk me through it.

Coming up on the show,

you may have heard Sam just mentioned

the world's hottest September on record.

God, we're screwed, eh?

Yep.

Well, I'm feeling...

We're literally burning.

It was a pretty miserable December here, though.

What?

December.

September.

I might have.

It sounded like you said September.

They're all the same to me.

Bloody Romans.

Bloody Romans, am I right?

They're in these months.

They own the place.

Bloody, the 604,

and you're already thinking about the Romans.

Well...

I'm sorry, Gregorian guy over here.

I actually go by the tie calendar.

Right.

Welcome to the year 2500.

I want to delve into an article that I found yesterday

with the headline,

travel will be extinct by 2040.

Awesome.

Great.

Travel's not an animal that we've developed a taste for, is it?

No, I mean, those are going extinct as well.

The orange travel of the South Pacific Sea.

We need to talk about a new trend that we've seen on TikTok as well

with butter.

Oh, I love this.

I love butter.

Yeah.

Who doesn't love butter?

But there's a new way of having it that TikTok's created

that I reckon I might pull out this weekend.

I'm not about this.

I'm not about this.

Also, on the way to the top six.

Yeah.

A woman online claims that humans are working harder and longer than ever before.

Okay.

I don't know if I agree.

No.

I've got the top six other people through history who might also disagree.

Next on the show, though.

There is a couple that has pulled off one of the greatest dine-in dashes

of all time.

I'm not talking you're walking away from a delicious curry

and getting straight in your car without paying.

Think bigger.

I can safely say I have never done a dine-in dash.

I think I've accidentally, but I went back.

Oh, yeah.

I walked down the street once and they came running out.

Yeah.

You forgot to pay.

Yeah, totally.

Whereas now you go to a B-Y-O and they've got the, you know,

the F-Post machine that's wireless and they just make you pay sometimes

even before you order.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know.

Because they just cannot trust drunk people.

They bring your mustard and curry with the F-Post machine.

Yeah.

That's the good thing about that QR code, too.

You were paying as you went, weren't you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I haven't dine-in dashed since I dine-in dashed from the National Bank in 2001.

Slightly different.

That's not dine-in.

That's not dine-in.

Give me all your money.

Yeah, that's more of a heist.

And then grabbed a couple of mints.

Yeah.

I ate those on the way out.

Yeah.

And then dashed.

Yeah.

Well, this is, you know, usually if you did a dine-in dash, you know,

you're starving a company of a couple of hundred bucks, Max.

There is a couple, got married.

Where were they in Spain?

Spain somewhere.

Italy.

Italy.

Sorry.

Okay.

Boville Ernica in Italy.

And they were having their wedding there.

80 guests.

Beautiful.

You've got to think, you know, Italian sort of Tuscan sort of vibes.

Beautiful.

Trees and whatnot.

Stunning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Something like lovely.

Oh, I'll try to find some Italian music.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Grazie mille.

Should we see the scene?

That's not what I'm after.

That feels not Italian at all.

Italian music.

No, I want, I want somebody.

What is this?

This is terrible.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Barangiorno.

Barangiorno.

Enjoy your meal.

So they had a wedding of 80 guests.

Bride, groom.

Leverstine experience.

Yeah.

High quality food.

Music, flowers, decorations.

Beautiful.

Feels a bit Spanish, but Italian and Spanish very close in music.

Anyway, so after the wedding, obviously they didn't pay on the night,

but the next day they had to pay.

So the guy who owns the restaurant that was attached to their venue,

that did all the food, sent them the final invoice,

only to find that not only had they gone with no intention to pay,

they'd actually just fled the country.

But were they on their honeymoon?

Nope.

They just literally did a runner.

Who's not getting a deposit for a wedding?

I thought you paid up front for a wedding.

I know.

It doesn't sound reading this at like they did.

Did you pay up front for your wedding?

You have to pay deposit.

Yeah.

And then at the end or the next day, you've got to square it up.

I think you had a few days, like, you know, getting a bill for me

were like a seven or three or whatever day.

This couple knew the venue owner who connected them with the restaurateur

Right.

And was like, ah, they'll be all right.

Right.

So there was a bit of trust there.

They were like, they'll pay.

Yeah, exactly.

But they didn't.

They fled.

The bill was 5,000, no, 7,000 euro.

Wow.

That's not bad for 80 people.

Yeah.

So what, 14,000 New Zealand-ish.

Oh, that's so much money.

So the deadline was the Wednesday following the ceremony.

Went there, sent them.

So they've moved overseas.

They haven't just gone on a honeymoon.

No, no, they're gone.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

They went, they went absolutely gone.

You could say it was the Italian job.

Yeah.

He said they ate.

You could say that.

They escaped little minis.

Yes.

They ate and drank until their heart was content.

They left at 10 p.m.

But they were almost all drunk.

He said they drunk.

This is booze.

Now I just want an apparel in Italy right now.

Then he went to go get the bill.

No one's heard from the couple since the day of the wedding.

Oh, that's, it's like it's a local business.

Yeah.

So literally nothing.

Yeah.

Oh, there's money.

He says, I'm going to continue to make them pay.

So he's hunting them down.

Okay.

That sounds like a sequel in the works.

Yeah.

He said it's a considerable amount of money.

I need to have this bill set.

I have suppliers to pay.

Other overheads.

So now the police are getting involved.

Jesus.

Well, speaking of travel in Italy, travel could be extinct according to some experts by 2040.

What music would you like for that?

Maybe some kind of.

Like Tchaikovsky.

Like some big, you know, like some big bits.

Yeah.

Some big bits.

Yeah.

Some dramatic.

Wednesday orchestra.

You want the dynamic range.

You want some slow.

You want some low.

Yes.

You want some high and fast.

I can do that.

Well, this is quite a scary article.

Yeah.

This is a sustainable travel.

A sustainable future for travel.

This was commissioned by Intrepid Travel.

Yeah.

Do they do the travel packages and stuff?

And travel to your non traditional travel.

It's like they'll take you up the Himalayas.

Yes.

Okay, right.

But more adventurous.

Yeah.

Take you into the desert and start into the African wilds.

So this, this report predicts key trends that will help us with a

sustainable, sustainable future in travel.

And travelers, we know it could be on the brink of extinction by 2040.

Now, how do you mean?

So destinations, a lot of destinations are going to become too hot.

They're saying places like New York and Greece.

No, I love Greece.

Could be so hot that it's going to make people choose holidays based on

cooler places.

Wow.

How hot?

Over 40.

People, I had friends that were in Europe like this summer and last summer

and it was like places like France, Spain, and it was insanely hot.

Stonking.

So they're going to become the new Death Valley.

Yes.

Where you go, you're like, I went to the hottest place in Europe.

Yes.

And it was where humans have lived for thousands of years.

What are the deserts going to be doing?

They're probably going to be way hotter.

So they're saying the deserts going to be doing.

Rising temperatures are also going to mean places like Lapland will struggle

to maintain their snowy allure.

Of course.

15 seasons.

Yes, ski seasons are going to become shorter than that.

And we're already seeing that.

Wasn't it by 2100, like the estimations of the places where the Winter Olympics

could be was one place?

Yeah.

And it would probably be fake snow, right?

No, it was some place in Japan that was super hard to get to.

But that's the one place we can say wolves probably still have snow.

Low-lying destinations like the Maldives and Jakarta will nearly be fully submerged

by 2050.

And I looked up the population of Jakarta.

It's 10 and a half million people.

Where they going to go?

Where they going to go?

Like, would you be buying an apartment or a house there now with like a 30-year mortgage?

Nope.

Where you going to go?

Where you going to go?

Up.

How do we...

They just keep going up.

How do we...

Yeah.

Well, that's what...

Oh, no, Dubai's doing the long skyscraper thing.

What is it?

The Something Mile thing?

Oh, yeah.

This is Saudi Arabia, I think.

Saudi Arabia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Crazy.

Yeah, we are going to go up.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yeah, God, yeah.

Do your daughters...

Are they going to fix it?

Can they fix it?

Um...

Are you just going to be like good luck?

Well, if Andy would get off Bloody Roblox and go outside...

Yeah.

...should happily watch the world burn as long as you get to play some stupid role-playing

game on Roblox.

God.

Well, it's all that...

She should be using the cloud.

That takes energy.

I know.

I do, too.

Oh, no.

They're not going to be clouds.

All the clouds be like acid rain, dangerous clouds.

Is that what we're going to call where we keep our photos and data on the smoggy clouds

instead of the clouds?

Yeah.

On the smog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've uploaded it to the smog.

Okay, let's forget about this depressing topic next.

No, we can't forget about it.

Wash your recycling.

Wash your...

Okay, you wash your recycling and then you still get that Greek holiday.

I've been recycling for at least 10 years.

You deserve a Greek holiday.

Thank you.

Play ZM's Fletchboard and Haley.

I've been seeing on TikTok butterboards, so, like, instead of having a cheeseboard or

something...

No, don't get me started on this.

I remember that I accidentally ate a cube of butter because I thought it was cheese.

You did.

You did.

But are you disappointed?

Stop it.

I wasn't disappointed, but it looked like cheese.

It did.

It doesn't taste like cheese.

I know it doesn't taste like cheese.

It's good for you.

It was very embarrassing.

People are getting butter like room temp and then putting it on a platter, smearing the

butter over, putting like rosemary and garlic, sea salt, whatnot, and then getting a beautiful

loaf of bread and you get it and you smear.

And then you dip in there, yeah.

Right?

I was on board with those butterboards.

Yeah.

Very aesthetic.

Loving this.

It's gone a step far.

It's gone a step too far, I reckon.

Okay.

So someone is, you know, a classic cob loaf, that ground loaf, cut a circle in it, lit off,

farm out the filling, maybe turn that into a crumb or probably stuffing or eat it in

the time being.

So someone's got taken that idea and what they've done is they've taken a block of butter,

put it in the microwave, melted it, put it into like a candle size mold, like a cup

or a jar or even an old candle.

Right.

Like their older coya.

Their older coya.

Yeah.

Washed out.

Like, you know, French pear and frangipani rubbing off on your butter.

No, no, no, no.

Pouring the liquid butter in it, stick in a wick, let it set.

So now it's a butter candle.

Then you've got your cob loaf with the hole in it, shove the butter candle in, light the

wick.

Oh my God.

And it just melts into the mold.

And then you're ripping off from the cob, dipping into the top of the butter candle as

it starts melting from the wick.

This is, I mean, this is.

My concern is if you're using a jar, you're going to have to go, it's a thin, get in the

bread past the candle.

You scrape it out so it's its own force.

That's what I was saying.

Okay.

When you form it, you might be better to form it in something like a plastic cup or a paper

cup so you can easily slice it.

Slice it.

Slice it inside and take it off.

A silicone muffin tray.

Silicone muffin tray.

With baking paper, so you can pull it out, take it off, slip it in.

You wouldn't need the, but you wouldn't need the baking paper if you would.

And I wonder if you'd be better just to put butter into, like, hollow out a, like a block

of butter and use, like, tea light candles, because then that would melt the butter.

So you just have the whole slab of butter, then the wax could go in.

Yeah, but it's not the aesthetic.

Look at the butter candle.

I mean, it's, it's very festive.

It actually looks like an acoria.

It does.

It looks like a soy wax candle.

So and then you just rip it into it and then dip the bloody, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la.

So you just, you can, how you make candles is you just get the wax and you put it in a

thing and it gets up to 80 degrees.

Yeah.

And then you pour it out and add the scent.

So if you just got butter up to 80 degrees, that amount, but it wouldn't burn.

Add the garlic.

You could add garlic.

What is the smoke point of butter?

Okay at least now we're doing it now.

At least now we're doing it.

I mean, that's not butter.

Yeah, I think you're getting too, too into this.

I'm also thinking I'm going to make a cobb loaf today because it's Sarah's birthday and

you're gonna make a cob loaf.

No, buy a sourdough loaf.

Come on.

There's a sourdough place.

This is for a very small portion of audience.

No, I mean I'm gonna do the cheese one.

Cause my mum and dad are in town and my mum makes-

Have you had the sourdough place in the bread place in QMU?

Daily bread?

No, in QMU.

There's a sourdough place in QMU.

No one cares about your bread place in QMU.

Is it attached to the-

That's why I said it's only a bread.

No one cares about the bread.

Is it attached to the Whole Foods Refillery?

I believe so.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's good bread, that's good bread.

That's good bread, that's good bread.

That's good bread, that's good bread.

That's good bread, that's good bread.

I don't have time yet.

You buy it there, you're not making it, you're buying it.

And then I'm just getting the cream cheese

and the cheese and the chives and the-

We'll make a butter candle and I'll-

We'll make a butter candle and let us know how this goes.

Cause it sounds pretty flash.

So I'm gonna do a butter candle.

I love the idea.

Stand by.

Oh, you can use the girl's candle making equipment if you want.

I was getting too intense now.

Just mountain the microwave.

Yeah.

And pour it and get it to reset.

Yeah.

Got him a good girlfriend.

Butter candle in a PlayStation.

I'm old.

Hello there, a plucky young thing.

Online claimed that humans are working longer and harder than ever.

And we're not, we're not made for it.

It's not what we're made to do.

Okay.

Does it feel like that, does it?

Well, I could kind of, I think a wording was out

because I think it's all go and it's,

we're being over, all of our senses

have been constantly overloaded.

Yeah.

And we're disillusioned with the end goal of working hard.

We're all being told work hard and you'll get the rewards.

Like what's this life for, man?

Yeah.

What's this life for?

So yeah, she said humans are working longer and harder than ever.

And I thought, are we though?

The top six humans that probably think,

um, we'll probably have something to say about us working harder than ever.

Yeah.

Number six on the list,

the Egyptian slaves that built the pyramid using ancient technology

to drag around tons and tons of rock might be like,

a bigger pattern.

I worked quite hard.

I mentioned the Gen Z's bitching about that.

Yeah.

I did an hour of comedy.

I haven't even seen the Pharaoh this week.

Does he even care what we're doing for him?

No acknowledgement.

I was here, I was here till 5.15.

No acknowledgement.

The whips hurt, but just being ignored hurts more.

Number five on the list of the top six humans

that probably wouldn't think we're working more than ever.

The slaves that died building the railway across America,

they might be like, go on, go ahead.

Wait, you're getting air conditioned office?

Yeah, yeah.

Why?

Because we're out here dying.

And then when we die, they just wheel in another one.

Little to no regard.

Oh, we're also not getting paid.

Oh, there's no end in sight.

No, no, no, this is just us until we die.

But I would love to hear about having to work past five o'clock.

At least.

Number four on the list of the top six humans

that probably wouldn't think we're working harder than ever.

The peasant slaves and criminals that took 2,000 years

to build the 21,196 kilometers of the Great Wall of China.

Big wall.

That like a word.

Yeah.

Hey, we worked pretty hard on that.

Just in an office, you say, because we were just

told to just build this wall.

Oh, what if we come to a cliff?

We build the wall up the cliff.

How do you build a wall up a cliff?

You die.

Hang around and find out.

And it's going to take us 2,000 years, too.

So that's way longer than you're going to be alive.

Is it how long it took to build the Great Wall of China?

Yeah.

2,000 years.

2,000 years.

Yeah, from start to end was 2,000 years.

Number three on the list.

Is that?

Who's that?

Is that me or you?

Yeah, it's you.

Because you always were you.

Beanie.

And the sound.

And my mic comes like, yes, give me more.

Give me more.

Sound.

Number three on the list of the top six humans

that probably wouldn't think we're working harder than ever.

The Incans that painlessly slaved for 60 years

to build Machu Picchu at extremely high elevations

might stop their llama for a listen to your claims

that you're working harder than that would.

Because they knew they had to build it for the Graham as well.

Yeah.

You know, aesthetically.

Yeah.

It's going to be.

Come on, guys.

We're on a timeline.

We're on a timeline.

We're on a timeline.

20.

Instagram's coming.

Yeah, 2,006 or something.

Do you know what it was built for?

Instagram.

Prior to Instagram.

Facebook.

Yeah.

Inka Graham.

Inka Graham.

Inka Graham.

Because we used to somewhere and someone else carved it

into a stone tablet and then you'd take it with you.

Shed it around.

And then would you walk up to people and they might hurt.

You'd be like, look.

And they'd be like, chisel a heart.

They'd have to tear their own heart out

and put some blood on it.

She had the actual reason.

The actual reason was so the really rich people

had somewhere to escape during the end of the world.

Up, up.

Up the mountain.

Good Lord.

The mountains that are so high due to the insane amount

of electronic action.

No train.

Oh, OK.

Lamas.

No train.

Lamas.

Number two on the list of the top six humans

that would probably think we're not working harder

than ever before in 2023 are the druids that

dragged huge stone slabs across England countryside

to dig them in, push them up, lift them in,

and then balance them to make stonehenge.

Beautiful hinge.

With God knows what is tools.

That's my favorite hinge.

Is it?

Actually, yeah.

My favorite hinge is Chris Hingeworth.

Did he say he was getting roasted last weekend

for his kids and his kid was in first class on the plane?

And they were just like, who was getting roasted?

The dirt, millions of dollars in a movie.

He's not flying economy.

He's not a private jet.

Exactly.

He's not gone PJ.

So yeah, the balance of a stonehenge.

God knows what is tools.

That put a hex on your family for thinking

that you're working harder than they worked for their ancient

gods.

Yeah.

They were always very angry.

God's were never like, great job, guys.

Yeah.

They were always like, oh, you're finished, are you?

Good.

Next.

And number one on the list of the top six humans

that probably wouldn't think we're working harder than ever

in 2023, the ancient desert traders and goat herders

of Jordan who worked tirelessly in the desert

to get to the point of wealth where they could carve

their houses out of rock cliffs just to get out of the heat

that they were living in.

But then literally had to carve them out of rock with ancient tools

and then sleep on a rock floor.

And they thought that was luxury.

They look pretty.

They would like a word.

Yeah, they did.

Yeah.

They got better.

They got better.

They got better.

Yeah.

Oh, they did.

They were, weren't they?

Yeah.

They all knew it was coming, didn't they?

They knew it.

People are going to want to stand in front of this.

People are going to love this.

Indiana Jones or I think we'll use this as a movie set.

I think we should.

Yeah.

Sometime in the future.

That's what I stopped saying.

Today's silly little poll.

Don't you dare tell people how I drew my magic.

Some of the spoon shoved into his beanie, everyone.

Don't you dare.

Today's silly little poll.

Are you currently looking for a job?

Yeah.

So trade me has revealed that the number of people

applying for jobs is nearly twice as many

as at the same time last year.

Last quarter, every region had a record average salary.

Right.

So he's on the rise to try to keep up

with the cost of living, I guess.

They did some research saying the cost of living,

like people wanting more money, flexible hours,

people wanting a, you know, a bit of lifestyle,

or just a career change of just three of the main reasons

behind the surge in job seekers.

OK.

Well, the results.

Oh, sorry, I can't see the results

because I'm currently changing the name of the Facebook

chat to Greg Gruffday's birthday.

Because it's Aaron's birthday.

Yeah.

This is mainly his fiance.

You do that, and I'll do the results.

No, I can do it now.

But also, it was weird when I was doing that.

Every other tech, all other techs on the Facebook screen

changed to a foreign language.

Oh, mine did that the other day.

It went into Sanskrit.

Oh, weird.

It looked a little Sanskrit-y.

OK.

OK.

Are you job hunting at the moment?

Yeah.

77% of people said no.

I've taken over.

OK, thank you.

77% of people.

Thank you for being professional, too.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I was just over here being a friend.

Would you say that I'm both a sexy and too

a bloody wheelbarrow right now?

The sexy wheelbarrow, absolutely.

77% of people said no.

They're not job hunting, which means a quarter, basically.

23% of people.

Ah.

Some responses.

Anonymous.

Because my two bosses always make out.

Oh, sorry.

You put a comment.

There's no comment there.

Because my two bosses always make out

to be the one slacking off to make them look competent.

Or make me out to be the one slacking off

to make them look more competent.

So yes, I'm looking for a new job at the moment.

I hate that shit, I, when people pull that.

The secret is getting a boss that's just as incompetent

as you are.

Yes, and that's when we love Ross.

Yeah.

No, I'm kidding.

Oh, shoot, I'm in trouble.

You're in trouble.

I shot off my big mouth.

Ruby Kate says, I'm being paid just above minimum wage,

and I control all the customer orders

for a multi-million dollar business.

Burnout is real.

I'm hunting.

Oh, good on you, yeah.

Good for you, man.

Go look in.

Christine says, there have been too many management changes

at my workplace, and it's turning to shite.

I'm on the look.

They like Grumpy Lisa energy.

I love all this drama, this workplace drama.

Yeah, Brooke says yes, because I've

been in my job for way too long, and it's draining my soul.

What?

Guess who's next?

Oh, Grumpy Lisa.

Grumpy Lisa.

And it's long.

Oh, yes, it's long.

I'm an HCA.

What's that?

HCA.

H, C, hospitality, health care assistant, health care assistant,

health care assistant, health care assistant.

I'm a health care assistant.

Oh my god, imagine the bedside manner.

What do you want?

What do you want?

I think I'm dying.

That'd be right.

We're all dying.

Oh, a fluffy pillow, shall I?

Yeah, you're just dying a bit quicker than the rest of us.

Lucky you.

Grumpy Lisa, I'm a health care assistant.

A job no one wants to be paid the least for.

You may call me Grumpy, but I'm damn good at my job.

I'd just like to be somewhere where I can make a difference,

and it's not all, that's really nice.

Oh, no.

And it's not all about money.

You don't do this job for the money.

You do it for the people, but it would be nice to be appreciated.

There's something these people do an incredible job.

These health care assistants, the nurses, all of them.

It's an incredible job.

Pay them more.

I know.

I'm on board with Grumpy Lisa.

Someone said I just bought a new business instead.

That's been nice.

You'd be your own boss.

I couldn't be my own boss, because I'd just ask myself

Yeah, can I get an echo chamber of poor decisions?

I only ever consult myself.

Nancy says I'm actually always job hunting,

because there's always opportunities to do better.

So not looking, not ready to pounce, but going,

if there's something there, I'll go.

Yeah, good.

Good for you.

Bloody hell.

As I just want to reiterate, I'm very happy here working with you, Tim.

Just loving this, loving, entertaining, loving, laughing out loud.

And your boss Ross.

And my boss Ross, I've never had a boss quite like him.

What is that?

Didn't sound good.

And I stand by it.

Never deny it.

She's got the liability.

Never had a boss like him.

Play Zedem's Fletch Vaughn and Haley.

Damn.

Fletch Vaughn and Haley's Who Dat Girl.

Friday's Live is happening Thursday, the 16th of November.

Spark Arena, all the details are at Zedem online.

We're giving you another chance today to win VIP tickets.

Who Dat Girl?

Joining us on the phone line is an anonymous contestant.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Now, we don't know your name because Vaughn now has a couple of questions for you.

And then 60 seconds to try and guess your name.

If you can do that, you win tickets to Friday's Live.

VIP tickets as well.

Peasy easy.

Peasy easy.

Awesome.

OK.

What?

Good morning.

What year were you born?

2001.

2001.

OK.

2001.

Oh, it's got to be like an Olivia or something or Charlotte.

2001 was only 10 years ago.

It's impossible.

She sounds far too mature.

That was 22-year-old.

That was 22 years ago, Haley.

And what era are you in?

What era are you in in your life?

Working girl era.

Working girl.

Wait, you want to be careful how you word that because it's, you know what I'm saying?

A woman of the street.

Oppression.

OK.

OK.

She's making that money.

But I know what you mean.

I know what you mean.

OK.

Any more questions?

Do you have any more?

Are you allowed two?

How many questions?

I don't give three.

Three.

One more.

What about siblings?

What are your siblings' names?

Megan and Jessica.

Oh, OK.

Sisters.

Three sisters.

Very two-to-the-millennium names, too.

I like the moment they didn't try for that fourth brother.

Like, so you get a fourth sister where they were off.

They were off?

Do you think they were off?

Oh, possibly not.

This is my next question.

I'm going to have another one.

Who cares?

Are you the youngest or where do you sit in it?

I am the youngest.

Yeah.

Do you really feel like sometimes they were like, no, play with this truck.

Like, really?

I was perfect enough.

They didn't need another.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

My brother was a dud.

They tried again.

They got perfection.

They were two great ones, and then I got my dud of a little sister.

So, you can only see how that works.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

All right.

Now, mystery caller, Vaughn's going to have 60 seconds

to try and guess your name.

If he can do that, say yes.

That's my name.

Say stop.

Otherwise, I have 60 seconds passes.

Unfortunately, you go home with nothing.

All right.

Let's do it.

Vaughn, your time starts now.

Sarah, Hannah, Samantha, Emma, Olivia,

Georgia, Emily, Laura, Rebecca, Courtney,

Danielle, Nicole, Stephanie.

Stop.

That's my name.

Which one?

Nicole.

Of course it is.

Of course it is.

Actually, I felt that too, Nicole.

Of course it is.

Nicole.

Yeah.

Who that girl?

And Nicole.

And Nicole.

Congratulations, Nicole.

Well done.

BOP tickets to Fridays Live.

Yay.

We'll see you there.

Come so high.

My little sister's not happy about being called a dud.

She just said, excuse me, and then four exclamation marks.

But this is a problem.

She's a terrible punctuation.

I like your sister.

One exclamation.

One or three.

You're one or three.

Four's too much.

That's a bit dramatic.

Classic her.

Classic her.

If you want more details for Fridays Live,

Zedem online.

We'll play again next Friday for a chance for you to win tickets.

Play Zedem's Fletchville and Haley.

We've got to get this Biscoff Lolli log recipe on our socials.

Oh, my God.

It's so good.

Yeah, I know.

It's the best Lolli log.

It's, I know, but it's not our secret.

It should be shared.

Yeah.

Lolli cake.

Lolli cake.

Lolli cake.

What do you call it?

It is simply the best Lolli cake you'll ever eat.

It is.

And we've eaten a lot.

It's a place nearby that does it.

Yep.

We get that all the time.

And the secret is replacing the malt biscuits with Biscoff biscuits.

Shannon.

Which is superior.

Shannon, you should do it.

Shannon.

I know you've got a lot on your plate and you're a very busy girl,

but I know you're also very good at making videos.

You should do a video of you making some.

Yeah, I can do that.

Oh, my God.

How to make Lolli cake.

Oh, my God.

I just discovered a hack on how to make Lolli cake batter.

Lolli cake that will change your life.

I literally just got the countdown recipe and then swapped out the biscuits,

and then I did a little bit less butter

because the Biscoff biscuits already a bit.

We're going to need the recipe.

I think we should take a photo before we finish the whole board.

She made a double batch of the boards nearly empty.

Yeah.

It's 717.

You may have noticed.

Take a photo of one of the slices.

We're all speaking a little bit faster.

Because I love it.

The sugar's happy.

The sugar's happy.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

It is so delicious.

Now, there's been a study done that the average parent will cave 218 times a year

to their child's demands.

I'll say every once every day a little bit.

Yeah.

Did you have a parent that was,

that you were saying,

yeah, I think my parents equally as...

My dad was a softie.

Well, kind of,

because then when he would, you know,

mum would get him to rock up and give us a bit of a bloody,

I'll say it, a clip around the ears.

Yeah.

Then you'd be like,

we've really upset everyone because dad's upset.

You know what I mean?

Whereas mum was the one who was more the disciplinarian.

But if we pushed so far,

then dad got shitting.

There's a few times I can remember my dad sitting us on the couch

and just screaming at us.

All true.

Just screaming at us.

Look how upset your mother is.

Nice.

I remember that.

I remember this vein in his head.

Boom, boom, boom.

I remember getting, I got caught prank calling.

Yeah.

And they got the local cop to come and tell us off.

And then my dad had to come and pick me up from my friend's house,

silence in the car,

and then was like, when you get in there,

you better go and talk to your mother.

And I was, I just remember that feeling of being like,

I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

David Robertson.

Oh, so a person, it wasn't like a store.

No, a kid from school.

What were you doing when he answered?

Hey, is David there?

I'm just like, what?

I'm just going to stop.

I'm going to stop.

I'm going to stop.

So as a parent, when you must,

are you the tougher?

Would you say you're the tougher parent?

I'm 100% mad because I was raised by those people.

I've never, never hit them.

No, no, no.

I just mean like girls have a way of tugging.

They're supposed to.

And you do like, sometimes you'll lay it down

and then you have to like leave and be like,

oh God, they didn't feel good.

But like you have to.

And I've just explained to them,

I'm trying to make you the best human you can be.

So when you leave, people are like,

because I said, we all know people like that, don't we?

We know girl.

I've said that to them.

We know girl people that we don't like being around.

And they're like, yeah.

And I'm like, imagine if someone said that about you one day.

Yeah.

That's why we're trying to avoid.

But I'm the guy who will say it and then stick to it.

But Shade is like, don't be so tough.

I don't even say mean to them.

So she would cave.

How many times do you think she's caved this year?

Well, she caved just last night.

Right.

August is like, I'm full.

There was still dinner on the plate.

Yeah.

I'm fine because that means dad gets more or can save it for lunch today,

which I'm fine with.

I said, but that means there's no room for dessert

and what a shame.

Mum's got ice cream.

Yum.

What can an ice cream mum get?

Chocolate.

Yum.

And then it was like, just chocolate.

No, it's classic.

And I was at the bench.

August was at the table.

It was almost like everybody else wasn't there

and then we just locked eyes and she's like, fine.

And then crossed her arms and I went, great.

Oh my God.

Crossed my arms.

You locked eyes or were you looking in a mirror, mini-mirror?

Yeah, it was a mini-mirror.

It was a mini-mirror.

And then we like, it was a...

I was like, oh no, she said she's full.

As I recall, the F word was used.

So that's fine.

Give me a phone and we'll put that away for tomorrow.

And that's fine.

No dessert for you.

And she was like, fine.

And then Shade was like, go on, go and get some ice cream.

No, dad said I wasn't allowed.

Oh, wow.

Oh, well, I'm saying you are allowed.

No, well, dad said I wasn't.

So I guess that's what's happening.

And then Shade dished her up ice cream and put it in front of her.

And I stood there and I watched her take the verse mouthful

and I was like, interesting.

100%.

Shade's Will Cave.

You can't do that.

And then 20 minutes later, it's like...

OK.

Yeah, well, you've been good for approximately 20 minutes.

Yeah.

A quarter of an hour, you haven't been a little rascal.

Play ZM's Fletch for the Nailie.

Play ZM.

It's the final ranking.

Oh, my God.

God, I love rom-coms.

Today we're ranking rom-coms.

I don't... I have my...

I'll give you... I'll list some off.

OK, I've got limited knowledge.

We've got... I was going to say forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Forget that film.

There's something about Mary.

Oh, my God, because of Russell Brand.

Yeah, he's a pest.

Aw.

Crazy, stupid love.

When Harry met Sally, pretty woman,

Notting Hill Bridget Jones's diary.

Four weddings in a funeral.

I don't know how to lose a guy in, what is it, 10 days?

10 days.

Love, actually.

Love, actually, a rom-com.

Well, that's what they're sort of saying.

51st dates.

All you've got to think about is, you bloody Adam Sandler's here.

Have they?

Q grants.

Go out on a limb here.

Have there been any good rom-coms in the last 10 years?

I've heard people on...

Smartless.

Yeah.

The Will Hayes and...

Will Arnett, Sean Hayes,

Jesse Bateman podcast.

They've talked about this.

How, like, comedies and rom-coms have fallen away.

Bridesmaids.

Not really a rom-com.

Is it a rom-com?

That's just a comedy, right?

Because it's more about the friendship.

Yeah.

Than it is about the boy meets girl thing.

Yeah.

Crazy rich Asians, you're saying, is a good rom-com.

Okay.

That's probably of recent years.

But it was pretty good, yeah.

But, like, yeah, kind of the holiday.

Peak didn't, like, the 90s, right?

Early 2000s.

Yeah, totally.

Like, all the...

The 80s and...

In the hazzards.

Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, made a bunch of them.

Yeah.

And then Matthew McConaughey came in and made a whole bunch.

Hugh Grant is the king of rom-coms.

Yeah.

And I love Hugh Grant.

We're talking about this because any Hathaway...

No, I am.

...where we shall tell,

we call her the name she must be called,

was on James Corden, who we love.

I thought it was done.

No?

Why didn't he invite me to be on the podcast

with all the other people?

Because the room isn't true.

How is he done?

It must have been...

It must be a story from pre-writer's story.

It is.

No, this is a story for a little bit,

but now people...

It's gone online and people have been like,

can we remember the fact that Annie Hathaway said this?

You're right.

It's from a while ago.

One...

Two favorite rom-coms.

Notting Hill,

which is very much...

A rom-com.

One of my favorites of all time.

Hugh Grant,

Julia Roberts,

you've got to be kidding me,

it's perfection.

And then she said her second one is Gone Girl.

Ben Affleck.

No, that's a crime...

A terrific crime drama.

Dark.

That's a dark drama.

Everyone was like,

what?

Is there even romance in that?

She's like, it's a David Fincher rom-com of sorts.

Like the couple ends together in the end.

David Fincher famously doesn't write rom-coms.

No.

He writes thrillers,

he writes mysteries,

dramas,

No, I'm sorry.

Brosman pipe.

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

Annie,

finally it's time again.

Romcom? Yes, we're not sure. Sure, why not? Yeah. Knocked up's good. 40 year old virgin,

is that a Romcom? Yeah, that was a Romcom. That was at the centre of it. Judd Apatow

does a good Romcom. He does. He does a funny Romcom. Really funny. Harry met Sally. I mean,

come on, they're so good. Anyway, that's my three. I'm going Notting Hill. I'm gonna really

struggle. I'm really struggling with three. Bridget Jones' diary. Just pick one. Taken. Yes.

Taken two. Yes. You're a John Whack. Great. Moves. Yes, I think we've done it and we've done it.

Surely yours is how to lose a guy in 10 days. I love a bit of McConn, I hate you know this.

Now this really made me laugh when I had to share it. There was a single woman who

has been dating as many single people do. Married woman shouldn't be dating.

Just depends on the contract. She says when she is shared, she believes she's mastered the art

of painlessly getting out of a second date by making them reject her. So she's on a date,

so I'm on a date with you and it's going along and I'm like, fine, not feeling it,

don't want a second date. But I don't want to say, hey, thank you very much, but I'm not interested

in a second date. So her way of doing it, of getting the person she's on a date with to

instead reject her, is that she starts to talk about the fact that the moon isn't real.

Man, she'd have to sell that because I would laugh. I would laugh if I was on a date with

someone and they were like, what are your thoughts on the moon? I'd be like, I'm interested to hear

yours. So she was like, look, you know, a lot of people talk about they believe the moon landing

was fake, not really a new theory. You just be like, oh god, you could probably debate that easily.

She's like, I take it a step further to ensure that they will not ask me on a second date.

I just tell them, I don't believe that the moon is real.

Here's the danger. He's like, oh my god, finally, someone who sees it from my point of view.

In a follow up video to her saying this, people were like, this is genius.

She has shared the three statements she uses to prove that the moon isn't real,

to really get them going that she's a mad woman. Number one, if you know, you know.

She said, I just think it's ridiculous that all these billionaires are going up into space.

I mean, when they get up there, what do they expect to be up there and not down here?

They're going up and seeing the moon's not real and being like, oh, we'll keep that to ourselves.

False evidence, she says, look, I'm just saying that if you look at the science,

I love that. Look at the science of how light refraction works when it enters the atmosphere.

It would bend it in a way that the naked eye would look like solid mass, but it's not.

It's just light refracting. That's not a moon. Also, at the end of the day,

do you know anyone who's actually been to the moon? I don't. Wow. Okay. Yeah. At this point,

you're like, this, this chick's crazy. I don't want a day. I don't want a second date.

Oh my god. Listen to this. Number three, blame Greenland. 80% of the island is covered in ice

and uninhabitable. You're really going to tell me that's not where the projectors are.

Oh, so it's wait. Actually, now that I think about it, do you personally know anyone who's

been to Greenland? Oh, that's so good. Is Greenland real? Oh my god, it's fantastic.

The other problem you have is that you get a reputation. Like, if you live in New York or

something, that's fine. You're never going to see these people or know people she knows,

but you can't pull this if you live in New Plymouth or Palmerston North or...

She got a date with Moon Girl? I wouldn't do it in New Plymouth anyway,

because you're likely to find someone who completely agrees with you.

The moment you say it, they'll be like, oh no.

But even in a big New Zealand city, it's like, yeah, you went on a date with Moon Girl,

she thinks the moon's not real. And then she works down there with Thingy.

Oh, the blonde girl. And she's Thing's brother. She's like, but she's hot, so maybe.

Yeah, you'd still sleep with Moon Girl. Anyway, I want to know the excuse you use to get out of

going on a date, whether it was the first date or the second date or the third date, whatever.

But if you've come up with a creative way of not having to go, not leaving,

but actually not having to go in the first place.

So what, you've teed up a second date or you've gone on a first date with someone?

Yeah, and you don't want to have another one.

What have you said?

How did you get out of it?

Maybe you said I'm moving to another country.

Yeah, or maybe you've just got a really creative way, like this chat, of being like,

oh, just wheezing my way out of it, like crazy, oh, crazy my way out of it.

Do you think we're asking too much because most people just ghost, don't they?

Just don't play.

I'm sure there'll be people that have come up with better ways than just ghost.

We want to know how you've got out of a date. What excuse you've used?

This woman gets out of being asked on a second date by on the first date,

starting to talk about the moon not being real.

And she's got a backup list of reasons, including what about Greenland?

So people think she's like a complete nut job.

Nut job, so they don't ask her on a second date and she doesn't have to go on one.

Lauren, how did you get out of a date?

Well, I would kind of been on our fourth date and I was just really good in the

egg. He was a little bit overly keen. I was not somehow end up staying at his house.

And I decided that I would start heavily snoring.

So what, you'd be like, have your little fun times and then be like,

yeah, literally. And hey, you could tell he was getting really frustrated during the night

because he was like tossing and turning. You would wake up and you'd be like,

oh yeah, okay. Better wake myself up for a little snore.

Oh yeah. Well, like trying to get to sleep, I was like snoring.

Well, I wasn't actually trying to get sleep. I was busy taking it.

Yeah. But then yeah, halfway during the night as well, I was like,

oh, I'm going to do it again just to try and pass them off.

Oh, you were just so good.

That is so good. I love that.

I love that so much.

I'm no actor, but it worked.

Did he ghost you or did he just come up with some other excuse?

No, he, yeah, he ghosted.

It wasn't one I was depressed about.

Wait, I think this is very quick. Can we call over the week, Lauren, please?

Absolutely.

Because this is genius for the actor, from one actor to another. Bravo on the performance.

Love it. Love it.

Lauren, we'll hook you up. Call over the week.

I can never remember anything in the middle of the night when I wake up.

Shut up and let me have a joke over here.

I can never remember to do anything in the middle of the night.

Like it's literally wake up, either go straight back to sleep or go away.

And then go back to sleep. If I woke up, I wouldn't be like,

better do the snoring.

Time to pull up with the forwards.

Yeah. Hey, I'll call over the week.

You won a $50 Mick Cafe voucher.

Thanks to our friends at Mick Cafe.

We aren't talking about how to get out of dates.

Maybe it's a second date.

Maybe you're on a date and you're like,

I do not want to be asked on a second date by this person.

So I am going to have to sabotage this.

Sabotaging it is so funny to me.

Love sabotage.

She's just like, I'm going to sabotage this, babe.

Snoring.

Being a snorer.

Let's go to Kendall Kendall.

How did you get out of a date?

I was meant to meet someone,

but before I was hanging out with my sister.

And I forgot half an hour before I was like,

oh crap, I've got a date to go to.

Oh, I don't really want to go.

Like he's a bit of a weirdo.

Like I don't get very good vibes.

And she was like, oh, hey, no worries.

Just say I've been in a minor car accident

and that you need to come and save me.

My sister's been in a car accident.

Minor.

A minor, minor.

It seemed to be a, yeah, just a ding.

And she was like, oh, hey,

take me back, no worries.

It's all good.

Just take your time.

I hope she's all okay.

And then how do you avoid ever talking to him again?

I think I just like blocked him.

Maybe.

Kendall.

But it was so nice when your sister

was in that minor car accident.

He popped by the hospital.

Oh my God.

I mean, it worked.

Kendall, thank you.

Some messages in.

COVID.

Oh, yeah.

I've got this COVID.

Sorry, I can't make it.

I've got COVID.

Sorry, I've got COVID again.

Yeah.

Man, you've had it 10 times.

What about the sketches next week?

You won't believe it.

I've still bloody got it.

It's lingering.

You won't believe this.

I've got Zika.

Yeah.

And we've got to pop back to a 2016 virus

that really popped off back in the day.

My now wife blew me off for a scheduled second

UBeHave, second date.

Because-

You know what we put commas on this show?

She said she had to scotch guard the new couch.

Oh, okay.

And I was like, oh.

And then later on, I found out that that wasn't true.

She just wasn't in the mood for me,

but then somehow came around.

And you look at one or other.

Hey, background.

She's got a beautiful couch.

Hey, guys, all people could just be authentic

and say they're not interested in the second date.

Cheers.

You're boring.

Yeah, but where's the funny story in that?

Yeah.

Give us a call.

I went to Hunter and Darls at EM

if you've been authentic and open and honest.

Oh, man.

Stand by for these calls.

Here, stand by.

Hey, guys, I'm a good human.

Hey, thanks for calling, man.

Here's Cora of the Week.

Laugh out loud.

I've flipped one in half.

Not a second date, but I whizzled my way out

of an early relationship.

He took himself as a little bit of an intellectual,

so I played up being an airhead.

Oh, my God.

So I was asking dumb questions.

He was a hydro engineer.

And I asked him questions like, hey,

how do rivers always have water in them?

Great.

And we're playing makeup tutorials on YouTube videos

as much as possible when I was around him.

Trove him crazy.

And he was the one that pieced out.

Very successful.

Yeah, right.

Again, probably just to say, hey, I'm not into this.

I'll just ghost them, like everyone else.

I had a guy tell me he saw a demon in his then girlfriend's eyes

and knew she couldn't handle it, so.

Invited it into him.

Wait, what?

Like a spirit.

I think everyone's tapping out of that.

You can't handle demons.

I'll have the demon come and get in my eyes, demon.

And then it's like, yeah.

I'm used to being some brother like a cycle bus.

You had to be getting out of that, yeah.

It took me to see Wicked the musical.

I love musicals, but this guy I did not like at all.

So during that performance, I was in his ear,

talking the entire way through it.

A lot of the time bragging about how I used to be in shows

in primary school, and I think I was as good,

if not better than the people.

A professional cast?

Ashley, good morning.

Good morning.

How are you guys?

Really good.

Now, welcome to the last day.

Well, I'm all right, but I'm about to have a pile on Ashley, but.

He's been a dick, Ashley.

He's been, he's absolutely taken the purse as a friend.

I'm going to say it.

Ashley, it's the last day of Cash Catcher.

Yes, I'm so glad I got through.

I think Cashy's going to stretch his legs today.

Because we're going to catch the boom.

We're going to catch the boom.

Are you a risk taker, Ashley?

I am, so I'm ready.

Okay, take a risk, Ashley.

What was the last risk you took, Ashley?

Oh gosh, I don't know.

So I'm going to do it today.

Yeah, good.

Have you ever been bungee jumping, skydiving?

Did you eat some chicken that had been in the fridge

for an indeterminable amount of time?

Or did you forget to take the pill?

You were like, I'll be all right.

I'll be all right.

Stays in the system for a week.

I was actually meant to skydive one time,

and it got canceled because of the weather.

Oh, and you were like, get me out there anyway, hon.

To a dash.

So my friend said, okay, let's do a bungee instead.

And I was the only one who did it, but I did it in the end.

She's a risk taker.

She's a risk taker.

All right, Ashley, yell out, stop

when you want to lock in that dollar amount.

If Cashy blows up, you lose.

Here we go.

Ready.

Go!

42.

Money, money, money.

168.

297.

419.

Oh, yeah.

500 and 36.

Money, money, money, money.

627.

Gucci.

779.

The boogie bars are on me this time.

915.

You ain't catching me.

1,045.

Duh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Did you say 1,045?

25?

This clue.

My god, when it was 900, and then you let it go to the next one.

Blam, blam, blam, blam.

She's not a risk taker.

She's crazy.

I was going to stop.

I thought, let's just push it.

Yes, girl.

Crazy, Ashley.

OK, Ashley.

Crazy risk taking, Ashley.

Let's see how high Cashy would have gone.

I'm going to put this job.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

1,045.

You beat him by like two seconds.

So 1,045.

45.

Sorry, yep.

I've gone here.

Thank you so much.

$1,045, Ashley, on our final day of Cash Catch Up.

Congratulations.

Yay.

Thank you so much, guys.

You're so welcome.

Georgia is in from 9 with Friday Jams today.

She'll play again at midday.

Brian Clint this afternoon.

I loved that so much.

At 4 o'clock.

Play.

Zed Eames, Fletch, Vernon, Hayley.

We must turn now to the fact that tomorrow,

Sunday,

is my birthday.

Your birthday, Hayley.

Yes, it is.

I've already had lolly cake.

You had lolly cake.

Well, the fun doesn't stop there.

Because Shannon has made you your very own crocheted vest.

Oh, my god.

She's so talented, isn't she?

She made lolly cake and a little card there.

What does the card say?

Happy birthday, Hayley.

You're not as old as David Attenborough.

Yeah, because it's all about perspective, isn't it?

Now, the one thing we got you last year,

we got you compliments.

I'm just giving Shannon another hug when I can take it.

Two hugs in one day.

That's going straight to HR, actually.

In the notebook.

That's a cute thesis.

Very cute.

So last year, we gave you compliments as you'll recall.

Yes.

We're out.

It's the one thing you like.

I love words of affirmation or physical touch.

It's two things that you struggle with.

It's your love language.

We're out.

We're out.

We don't really feel like there's anything we can add.

Compliment-wise.

Really?

But I keep continuing to just be better

and better at it, I don't understand.

So we thought this year...

Good morning.

Welcome to Hayley's Compliment Call Center.

How may I direct your call?

People can call.

People can call and compliment you.

Yes!

So we need listeners now to call.

I'll 800-dollars-at-m.

Oh my God.

This is so self-indulgent.

And just give you a birthday compliment.

Just a compliment about yourself.

Now, if nobody calls...

We'll also be receiving texts.

Text compliments that we can read to you both.

Yes.

And we feel that you're getting a bit too ahead of yourself.

We'll ground you.

I'll be grounded.

We'll ground you with a compliment.

So I'll 800-dollars-at-m right now.

We'll open up the phone lines.

It could be just a compliment.

Maybe you like how Hayley wears clothes.

Yeah.

She's always wearing them.

She's always wearing clothes.

Fashion is your passion.

Fashion is my passion.

It could be about my talent.

It could be about my dulcet singing voice.

It could be about...

Look at that.

I'm just like...

Let's start with Hayden.

Good morning, Hayden.

Oh, G'day.

How are you?

Good.

Have you got a compliment for Hayley on her birthday?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think she's got lovely hair.

Lovely hair.

Lovely hair.

Right.

Lovely hair.

Thank you.

You just have done so...

It's quite thin,

but I have done a very hefty transition

from blonde to red to...

From brown to red to blonde.

So I'm glad you acknowledged that.

Thanks, Hayden.

Thank you, Hayden.

I was hoping there'd be a bit more like kind of piss-taking.

No, this is compliment for Hayley.

I thought we started there with the most blokeish compliment

of all time.

I like your hair.

Any further details?

No, your honor.

That is all that I have.

Thank you, Hayden.

Kelly, good morning.

Hello, good morning.

Good.

Welcome to the compliment hotline.

You've got a compliment for Hayley.

Yes.

I just want to say I find Hayley hilarious.

Right.

Thank you.

Don't usually find New Zealand female comedians that funny,

but she's all...

There you are.

There you are.

Yes.

Compliment.

Yes.

Thank you.

She's received it.

I'm receiving it.

She's received it.

No, that's loving.

Thank you so much, Hayley.

I want to text you a list of great, funny New Zealand comedians.

I appreciate it, Kelly.

You're her favorite.

Thank you.

It's so good.

Thank you, Kelly.

Let's go to Hayley.

Another Hayley with the same name.

Oh, my God.

Spelt the same way.

Good morning, Hayley.

What's your compliment?

Well, I had to be a say, Hayley.

I'll let you take the namesake.

Thank you.

That was today.

Well, it was Sunday.

But it's basically a comment saying,

my love, how funny you are, how quick quittered you are,

how you put the boys in play.

You bring a smile on their face every day when I'm about to work.

Hayley, yeah.

Happy birthday.

Thank you so much, Hayley.

There's something about Hayley's that just makes them so friendly.

That was a circle, Jim.

Yeah, it was a circle.

Well, Hayley, and I think you're a wonderful person.

It's so generous of you to take time out of your day to call me.

And it just raised my day.

I love that.

I hope you have a great day.

Happy birthday.

Thank you, I will.

What are you going to do?

Why don't you kiss?

Oh, I would if I could.

Thank you, Hayley.

Amber, good morning.

Welcome to the compliment hotline.

There's so many compliments coming up.

What's your birthday, Hayley?

Thank you, Amber.

Thank you so much.

I'm going to bring the tone down for a second.

Oh, OK.

Because I want to thank you so much for being so open

about yourself and your experiences with your house

and your sexuality and not wanting kids.

And, you know, all the stuff on the Six Dot Life podcast.

It's really a period underwear.

Yes, period underwear.

You're the only persona who talks about that,

and it makes it easier to talk about that with your friends.

That's the whole thing, isn't it, Amber?

That's a good one.

Thank you, Amber.

That is so good.

That's a really good component.

She shot that from...

I think we could probably end this.

No, there's more callers waiting.

No, I think we've already done enough.

We've got text.

Hayley, your teeth looked very white

on the project the other night.

I don't know if it was just by comparison to the other hosts

or if he's doing it in a very white tiff.

Yes.

Those are the compliments I like because it's grounding.

They're grounding.

They're not that white.

They're not that white.

So I guess Karnor and GZ just have yellow teeth.

Cleopatra.

Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

What's your name?

I think it was Bold Choice for your parents

to call you Cleopatra.

I love that name.

Yeah, it was.

I have to deal with it daily.

It is very bold.

Yeah, I bet.

One hour.

Do you've got a compliment for Hayley on her birthday?

Yes, happy birthday.

I hope you have the best day.

But I just think you're hilarious.

I love following you on social media.

And you're just so easy to love too,

and just keeping it real.

I love to keep it real.

Sometimes too real.

And I give myself in trouble.

But I love it.

Thank you so much.

We need more of it.

We do.

We do.

Thank you, Cleopatra.

These giant-lipped women everywhere.

Not me.

You know me.

I'm very lippy.

Yeah.

Not like Cleopatra.

She's in denial.

Oh, no, Cleopatra.

Sorry.

You needed to say more of she's in denial.

She's in denial.

No.

You didn't have a space before denial.

Do I not take it far?

I feel like no one has done that on me.

I think that's a fit.

No.

Cleopatra can't be.

No.

Cleopatra.

Cleopatra.

Cleopatra.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's not original.

Yeah, Cleopatra rang up to give you a lovely compliment.

I know.

And then you sing about it.

You're sidejected with your bloody silly puns.

Cleopatra, thank you so much.

Kaya, welcome to the compliment hotline.

This is only for Hailey's birthday if you've just joined us.

Her language is words of affirmation.

Words of affirmation.

And these beats are spending money on her.

You've got a compliment for her, Kaya.

Yes, I do.

Good morning, ZM team.

And happy birthday, Hailey.

Thank you.

Thank you, Kaya.

I just wanted to say that you're always smiling.

And I listen to it in the morning when I'm at work.

I just, you'd like brighten up my day.

And I also second the comment about how open you are.

I really love that too.

Kaya, that is so kind.

Thank you so much.

Do I not sound like I'm smiling over here?

No, I can literally hear your frown.

When I asked my wife I had a friendly face

and she laughed at my face and said,

you're effing kidding me.

Kaya, that is lovely.

I love that you can hear my smile

because I'm genuinely smiling every morning.

Thank you.

Yeah, I can hear it.

It's beautiful.

You're beautiful.

Isn't this lovely?

Isn't this just lovely?

What about another big hit?

Thank you, Kaya.

Thanks, Kaya.

Another text.

Your fiance has an awesome name from Aaron.

Is it Maya?

No, that's not your Aaron.

That's another.

We'll do two more compliments

on the compliment highlight.

Fred, you've got one.

I have indeed.

Happy birthday, Hailey.

Thank you, Fred.

You're most welcome.

I wanted to say that black dress

that you had on the other week.

Oh, which one?

It's a really beautiful, plumi sleeve.

You absolutely inspired a shopping fend for me.

Oh, thank God.

Thank God, how good.

It's been amazing.

But it's just great to absolutely

see your face light up.

And I also jealously wanted to say

the amazing work you did with Jason Momoa earlier this year

really did make my year.

I'm still plugging away at that one as well,

to be honest, Fran.

Thank you so much.

Yes, she's a message in the other day,

and he replied, didn't he?

He did reply.

And then I seen him a video,

and then he said it didn't come through.

Oh.

And now he's talking to me anymore.

Thank you, Fran.

Thank you, Fran.

Let's finish off with another Hailey.

Another Hailey.

Another Hailey.

Good morning.

You've got a compliment for Hailey pre-birthday.

Oh, hi.

Yes, it's my birthday Tuesday.

Oh, my gosh.

Hailey.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

And I just think you're hilarious,

and I love driving to work listening to you.

Funny.

I brought it up to people's day.

She's bubbly.

She's a smart bubbly.

She's bubbly.

You say she's bubbly.

You sound really bubbly as well, Hailey.

I think it's a common truth.

Our name is not the only thing we share.

Yeah.

Wow.

I know.

Isn't that weird?

Oh, thank you so much for Hailey.

That's lovely.

That's so nice.

Does that wrap up the Hailey throw compliment?

Wow.

Is the bucket full?

Well, the bucket is the brimming.

Absolutely.

Oh, I'd say it's overflowing.

Yes.

My cup runneth over.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I wish everyone was this easy to buy a gift for.

Like, we didn't spend a single bit of money on that.

This is actually all I want.

Well, Shannon did.

Shannon's made me this gorgeous vest,

which I actually forgot because she mentioned,

I just want to make you something for your birthday.

This looks so cute.

I love this.

A lot of gaps in that.

It's a crochet.

Your nipples will poke.

I don't know, but I've got fantastic wrists.

So it's kind of perfect.

It's OK.

Now, no one rung up and said that,

but that goes without saying.

No, some texts came in.

Oh, OK.

I just didn't know if we were doing that.

No, I don't think we are.

Yeah.

But no.

Thank you, and they're not wrong.

No, I think they did.

No, that they are there.

They are there.

Well, thank you, everyone, for my birthday compliments.

It truly makes me very happy.

Play, ZDM, Spledge, Vaughan and Hailey.

We could pile on, but there's quite a few texts

coming through of compliments.

We could carry on that way.

You want to just, can we get a printout of the text machine,

We're just saying how you love birthdays.

I love birthdays.

So it's my birthday on Sunday.

Aaron's my fiance's today.

So on Saturday the day between, we're having drinky booze.

And I had a great idea because tonight I'm going out

to dinner with my parents in town, where you live, Fletch.

And I was like, we're going to have drinkies.

So what I'll do is I'll drive me and my family into town,

give you my car, we'll Uber back.

And tomorrow when you come out to my house,

you can take my car.

Now, this is great.

You just saved Fletch.

Like a $70 Uber.

You've saved me money.

Because I live quite far away.

And you would have been Ubering out tomorrow

because you were going to have drinks or things.

Well, I was thinking about calling you and saying,

can you pick me up?

On your day of your celebrations,

if you could drive into town, pick me up and then drive you back.

She didn't do the 30 minute drive into town.

She is asking a lot of her friends

to come all the way to where she lives.

It's my birthday.

Fair point.

Anyway, I was like, this is perfect.

I get a win.

I get to drive into town tonight

without you to worry about my car being in town.

I get a few drinks.

And it's a win for you

because you get to drive my car back out.

Yeah.

And then you can have a few drinks and Uber back into town.

Before we even, before the dust settles on my idea.

The body was warm.

This guy's on his phone ringing every Tom Dick and Harry

saying, hey, I've got Hailey's car tomorrow.

So I'll come pick you up.

And I was like, from Mangarei Bridge.

Which is the end of this of where I live.

Basically, the airport.

I live.

It's like saying to someone, hey, do you need a ride to the airport?

I've got Hailey's car, tank full of gas.

And, and, and pre-cursor's been out a bit.

That's literally what he said.

One of our friends messaged back being like,

oh, I'm, yeah, I'll give Hailey some money

because it's her car.

And then before I was even like, that would be nah.

Fletch goes, oh no, don't worry.

She's got a full tank of gas.

Besides the fact that I was mid conversation with Fletch

and he was looking at me

and then he just picked up his phone

and I thought he was referencing on his phone

in a conversation and he goes,

and I'm probably going to be there at about,

um, I think about 12 o'clock.

And Vaughn's going on about his dog hose.

It's a dog washing brush.

You asked, you asked.

He did ask.

He said, what's that?

What's that?

And how does it work?

And then you can't go away.

Now I can have it.

I can make you up it though.

You know, if, yes.

I know the hose plugs into it and it comes out the Brussels.

That's about 12 o'clock.

I'm done now.

The worst bit.

Mid conversation.

And then right, Vaughn,

so Vaughn's been cut off.

He's feeling cut off and discarded

while you're using my vehicle as a taxi service

because I've got a full tank of gas.

Made of money apparently.

Then Vaughn's like, well, can I get something out of this?

And Vaughn says to Fletch,

or maybe you could swing past my house

and get me too.

And Fletch just goes, oh no.

We'll have a car full by the time we get out of here.

We'll have a sort of full then.

I've got four people to pick up.

So you would rather go to Manganet,

which is 50 minutes from my house,

then pick up Vaughn who lives eight minutes away.

Well, I mean, unless I drop them off

and then go pick up Vaughn.

Well, you certainly will be doing that.

Well, it was your guess.

I'd get in the boot.

It was your services.

I'd get in the boot.

But this bitch's car's filthy.

Oh my God, it's so full.

Oh, I know.

It's a scouting.

It was full.

I put up tiles yesterday.

I think you've warned people

about the state of this automobile.

Yeah, I have.

I spilled a whole box of washing powder in the back.

It smells so good, but it's so greasy.

Yeah, that's good stuff.

Fact of the day.

Day, day, day, day.

Today's fact of the day.

And this week entirely has been Sesame Street week.

And there's been heaps of little facts

that I haven't been able to squeeze in.

So today's fact of the day is five super quick facts

about Sesame Street.

Number five, Cookie Monster's first name is Sid.

Yes, I knew this.

His British cousin's name is Biscuit Monster.

Didn't know that.

And Snuffleupagus' first name is Allawish's Snuffleupagus.

Allawish's Snuffleupagus.

What a great name.

Number four on the Sesame Street facts,

Carol Spinney, who was Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch,

who passed away in 2019 and was the only person

until that day who had played Big Boyd,

said he based Oscar the Grouch's voice on a cab driver

from the Bronx who took him to the audition.

He was auditioning for the voice.

He had no idea what he was going to do for a voice.

And he got in this guy's like, wow, wow, wow.

And just talk to him the entire drive to the audition.

Absorbing.

Trying to work out how to do his voice the best.

How did he drive the cab in a trash can?

That's amazing.

Hand controls.

Oh, okay.

Ah, number three, the oldest Muppet.

Who do you think the oldest Muppet is?

One of those old guys in the box.

No, technically it's Count Von Count, the vampire,

who was born October 9, 1.8 million BC.

He's very, very old.

Number two, Tally, the sort of like nervous,

purpley monster, Tally monster, the skinny one.

Yeah, he was originally,

the Tally stood for television monster.

And he was called that because he liked Cookie Monster.

He was obsessed with cookies.

He's obsessed with television and watched too much of it.

Right.

And so the whole lesson to be learned was watch some TV,

but not too much.

Yeah, right.

And now he's just medicated,

so he watches as much as he wants.

He's medicated.

Potatoing out on the couch.

Wow, absolutely.

And number one, another Sesame Street fact,

five quick ones today.

There is now an actual Sesame Street in early 2019

in the honor of the show's 50th anniversary

and its impact on New York.

New York renamed a street in Manhattan

at the intersection of West 63rd and Broadway

to Sesame Street.

So you can actually go to Sesame Street.

That's great.

And the sign looks like the Sesame Street sign,

despite looking different to all the other signs around it.

Yes, I love that.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Take my money.

Take.

I don't have enough for this, but take it.

And we'll work it out in post

because the house from Sex Education,

the house where the main guy lives with his mom.

Yep.

Who is Jillian Anderson?

Jillian Anderson.

Otis and Jane Milburn.

Thank you.

That house is up for sale for about three million New Zealand

dollars, which in New Zealand actually,

for this house, doesn't seem absurd

because our house prices are so stupid.

Yeah.

I remember when I first, when I watched season one of Sex Ed

and saw that like establishing shot of that house,

I was like, wow.

Don't see.

Oh, I saw it was a headache.

Yeah, I know.

I saw a leaky roof.

I saw a wooden joinery.

I saw an exterior cladding.

There would be a nightmare to match if you

want to lost a bit of it.

It would be prone to rock given it's size.

I saw an absolute pain in the ass concrete tile roof.

Fireplaces.

Yeah.

I saw, these are a lot of things that I have in my house,

which is, in fact, a nightmare.

So there you go.

Built in 1912, a salmon fishing lodge

in Herodfordshire, England, upper Gorge,

which is very close to Wales.

Yep.

Incredible house, five bedrooms, three bathrooms,

and it is just stunning.

It's got this like wooden detail.

It's huge.

It's, it's my cup of tea, the colors.

Did they actually film in the house?

Because, you know, sometimes they'll use a house,

but they don't film in it.

I don't think so.

Because I'm trying to find the lounge,

which was the main space.

Yeah.

I think they used the exterior of it as the exterior,

but the interior looks too bright and kind of fun

and modern for that house, from my memory of it.

Yeah.

Not sure.

Anyway, it's the latest season of Sexhead worth watching,

because I got to a point where they, it was...

I've heard good things.

End it.

Really?

Yeah.

This was the final one, eh?

Yes.

Yeah, I've heard, I've heard good things.

So stay with it?

Yep.

Okay.

If you come this way, you might as well.

Yeah, might as well.

I'll dip a toe back with you.

I'll come through.

Um, anyway, so imagine being the owner of this awesome house

and being like, that's my house.

It's the sale.

A famous house.

Yeah.

Do you could do it with a water blaster and a stain?

Yeah.

I'm just going through picking things up.

Oh, my God, Dad.

I remember going, when I first started visiting Auckland

when I was a teenager, going out to West Auckland

for this outrageous fortune house.

Which they've now bowled, right?

They've bowled that a few years back.

Yep.

And they put up 10,000 townhouses.

Oh, moment of silence.

But you were right.

People would always go to that house.

It'll be a pain.

Yeah.

I want to know, does your house have like a claim to fame?

Even if it's not a bright one, maybe some notorious crime

took place in your house.

Or maybe just a famous person lived there.

Famous person used to own it.

Maybe it's been used and been on the talent.

And an ad.

Maybe it's been used in an ad.

Okay.

What is your house's claim to fame?

Oh, 800 dimes a day.

Give us a call.

You can text her as well.

9 6 9 6.

Does your home have a claim to fame?

The house from the Netflix show Sex Ed is for sale.

This is Otis and his mum's house.

Yeah.

So beautiful.

A Norwegian's fishing home.

That's a Norwegian.

Cross of a house.

Yeah.

So gorgeous.

I'd buy it.

I hope whoever buys it is a fan of using Monsanto's Roundup

because the gardens are going to need an absolute spray

as practical dance.

Yeah.

Stop being so practical.

I know.

Bonnie, we want to know this morning

what your house's claim to fame is.

Bonnie, you live in a famous New Zealand home.

Yes, I did.

I used to.

I moved into a flat and it was used for the outside shots

for the flat from the Almighty Johnson.

Or I remember their house.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was in King'sland.

Yes.

But they never filmed inside.

Um, they, I don't think so.

They used like the front door and we came home from work one day

and our like front veranda was all set up with all their stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, so you moved or if this wasn't,

you moved in after they were currently using it.

They were currently using it.

And what your landlord wasn't giving you the heads up for that.

You were just turning it from work and someone was there.

No, they came and asked us.

Oh, okay.

But I think they asked before I moved in.

Right.

Did they give you guys like some money for the rent?

Bit of pinger.

I think so.

I can't really remember, but they did when they were filming there.

Invited us to have breakfast with all their crew trucks and everything.

Oh, yeah.

You're always good catering on those.

You're always good catering.

It's always good catering.

Jess, your grandmother's house was famous.

Yes.

My story's not as cool as Bonnie's.

Hey, we're not here to compare apples with oranges.

We don't compare stories to other stories.

Right.

My grandmother's house was in Maggie's garden show.

So it goes way back.

Oh, Maggie's garden.

I remember that.

And then do you remember when she became a national politician?

She was like, she was so nice when she was talking about flowers.

She does not say the same thing about beneficiary areas.

Oh, wow.

And so that was a real claim to fame for grand.

Well, it was for her.

I remember that I'm talking about a photo on her office desk,

which was me and my brother playing in the garden,

and we would have been on four at the time.

Oh, my God.

My friend told me that I didn't see the serum on the episode,

but my friend said that she'd seen me in the thing.

And I was like, what?

Wait, so you were literally in the titles every time it played.

You were there playing in the garden,

and your grandma's house was there?

No, it was just a one-off.

A picture.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

One-off, one-off.

Amazing.

Jess, thank you so much for sharing.

So many messages.

Your homes claim to fame.

That's a bit posh.

Well, this is a bad claim to fame.

My partner was moving into her apartment

and saw that it was $100 cheaper than all the others in the building.

It was newly renovated and he was like, what's going on?

Did someone get murdered?

And the real estate agent was like,

actually, now that you've asked, I am legally required to tell you.

You have to disclose it.

I wasn't going to discuss this.

I was a dammit.

I wasn't going to be here.

Someone was murdered here.

The house from Sex Ed, the one that Gillian Anderson lives in,

Otison is mum.

That's for sale.

And we want to know if your house has any reputation.

Claims to fame, I guess.

Claims to fame, yeah.

Got a bad, so I'm murdered there.

A few dads have messaged me saying,

send me a link to this place.

I want to pull it apart, too.

So that's what we do.

That's what we do.

We tell you why it would be a poor idea to buy it.

Just let us have our vision.

So we want to know your house's claim to fame.

Are we else on Instagram?

Some responses.

We used to own the Ardern's house in Morinsville.

It was our first home.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

That's, I know where that one was.

Yep.

They had golf balls at it.

Used to what?

You hit golf balls at it.

Accidentally, I'm just bad at golf,

but it was by the golf course.

So if you sliced on the 10th.

If you sliced on the 10th, it would go on Ardern's lawn.

Yeah, right.

And I'm a big slicer.

Never hooked not a day in my life on the course.

Yeah.

Big slicer.

What's that course just out of Topor?

I hit some on a state highway.

The Hooker?

Yeah, it's right by a state highway.

Poppa Lodge is, but the Hooker Lodge?

No, it's, maybe it's by there.

Terrible place for a golf course.

Cause they get down on the road.

I was like, well, this is on my fault.

There's a road there.

Yeah.

There's one terrible at golf.

Yeah.

There's lots of golf courses right by Busy Rides.

It's funny.

I like when they put a golf course at the end of a runway.

Like that's not a problem waiting to happen.

Like the one at the Finalson?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

This is what I'm right beside it.

I got to say, I don't really think about golf or do golf.

I mean, I was hit in the face with a golf club.

That's my only club's golf.

So I'm sorry for bringing it up.

No, I love that.

I honestly deeply believe it whacked my face pretty.

I wasn't a cute kid.

Somebody said, we lived in a house where President Eisenhower

lived whenever he was in the UK on official government business.

Oh, yeah.

I was about it.

We lived, this one lacked fine details.

We lived in a house in London where that short blonde spider girl,

Spider-Man girl, lived.

Emma Stone?

Is it Emma Stone?

I think so.

Because she lived in London when Andrew,

when she was dating Andrew Garfield.

Yeah, right.

When she met on the set of...

Short blonde or Kirsten Dunst?

Yeah, it could be either.

She was Mary Jane.

She had orange hair.

Should we go into Spider-Man?

No, absolutely not.

That was an absolute trap that I just wanted into there.

Yeah, you did.

You did.

You did.

Um...

This one's...

I like this one.

My Nana's house used to be an orphanage.

What?

It's not our orphanage, is it?

No, stop it.

I told you.

How did you sell the orphanage?

I told you.

Did they have play buttons so close?

Did they have blankets in their orphanage?

They're so close to 50%.

The Christmas orphans are banned from ear.

The Christmas orphans are banned from the show.

All I'm saying is it's about to take over 50% Christmas penetration.

And that's when they defrost.

They come out of their living lot.

We're defrosting.

We're going to defrost them.

But we're freezing because we've got to get out of our original orphanage.

Yeah, we're always so cold.

They cry gently.

He froze us.

We were the perfect specimens to take.

Please, Mr. Fletcher, just to cuddle to keep me warm.

We're used to being so cold.

That is our show today.

Don't worry about no more.

Okay.

No, I don't.

There's no mother-in-law, boy.

We could reach you McCaw's home.

Oh, okay.

Nice.

People coming by to kiss the Blarney stone

to get a bit of that rugby luck.

Yep.

Kiss the front door.

Kiss the front door.

On Ritchie McCaw's house.

Kiss the front mat.

Yeah.

I don't know when you kiss something like that.

I put a golf...

We should talk about this.

Golf balls beside motorways.

I put a golf ball through the windscreen

of a Ford Falcon doing 110 down the motorway.

They're going to kill for the win.

And the Northcote one.

Northcote's got that.

But they've got the big nets up there, though, don't they?

Yeah.

All right.

Well, that's our show today.

If you missed any of it, grab the podcast.

We'll have our bottomless brunch back tomorrow from six.

And if you didn't get a chance to text in your compliments to me

for my birthday, you can just reach me on my social media

at Hailey Sproudesty and ma'am.

What about actually playing your bloody show?

Oh, yeah.

Well, if you're in Auckland, I've still got tickets

for Tuesday and Wednesday next week to my show.

Maybe who wants to go out on a Tuesday or a Wednesday?

Yeah, I know quite clearly.

That's a good night for comedy.

It's a good night for comedy.

It is a good night.

Yeah, it is a good night.

It's going to be popping.

And then all the other nights are sold out.

It's the last time you can see it.

If you're in Auckland, head to Q Theatre website

and come see me next week live.

Happy birthday to me.

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I give it five stars.

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Thank you, Vaughan and Hailey for that.

Good boy.

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