ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th October 2023

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The ZM podcast network. The Fletch Vaughn and Hayley big pod. Treat yourself to

McCafe coffee with my Maccas rewards. Good morning welcome to the show Fletch Vaughn

and Hayley will that news bulletin sums up our Sundays doesn't it? Yeah. The

heartbreak of Matthew Perry. I know. And the All Blacks losing by one point. Just a

game. Just a game. We all watched it together the whole crew and it was

bloody fun actually. Thank you Bricky. Yes Vaughn hosted us. That was that was

the highlight actually was the food. The eggs. Good eggs. Cheesy eggs. Cheesy eggs.

Gotta go Cheesy eggs. Gotta go Cheesy eggs. Anyway look it's just a game. It still came

second. It's not like we lost the whole bloody thing. Would you be happy when your marching

team came second and you didn't win? I did come second this nationals remember. And you

were not happy about it. I think you blame the TMO didn't she blame the TMO? I blame

the TMO. Yeah. You said they've got two. You did get sent off. Yeah. You got recarded.

You got recarded in about five minutes. Yeah the food movement. It's terrible. They had

to march without a number eight. Yeah. Gosh. Now well done All Blacks. It was such a fun

game to watch. Like you'd rather watch a game that was that close. That we could have had.

Oh yeah. The whole game. Just like ah. Coming up on the show our silly little poll we'll

delve into our poll results. Are you a lounge person or a bedroom person? Yeah we talked

about this. You're either one of two where you hang out the most. Where you sort of go

to safe spaces. Also thrift shops soon. Secondhand op shops. I love op shopping. Worried that

people are donating this one item that they shouldn't be. Yeah. I can't say I've ever

bought a secondhand one of these. Even when they have secondhand undies at op shops I'm

a bit like yeah. I bought secondhand bras before because bras are expensive and you've

got op shops that are basically new. You're like why not. If they're new maybe and you

give them two washes. A deep hot wash. Next on the show though. There's a restaurant that

has introduced a new fee. Is it one of those restaurants where you do everything yourself

but they still charge you and ask you for a tip. Let you cook it yourself. Yeah. Not

that. A restaurant in America just out of Atlanta has gone viral because at the bottom

of its menu is an adult surcharge for customers. Unable to parent. Followed by three dollar

signs. What does that mean? Unable to parent. Having rowdy shitbag kids. That doesn't mean

you're unable to parent is it. 50 dollars per child or $50 on a whole or $50 per offence.

For bad children. For parents. Impossible for her. Mum and or dad and or mum mum. Or

dad dad mum dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad. I thought you'd be all

about this charge. I know. Why am I sided with my parents today? I'm tired. Maybe i'm

sort of softer than usual right okay i mean i just think kids are kids aren't they you can't stop them

so i thought this initially would be just a joke you know on the menu like ha ha like keep your

kids in check yeah shut them up shut them up yeah we don't you know we're sick of it but

the people have actually been charged this fee and have like reviewed the restaurant saying

they can't believe they were charged it for rowdy kids yeah i wouldn't mind even somebody with kids

it does drive me nuts when other people's kids are like ruining other diners experience like

when a kid runs into your table yeah what are you doing like wander over and you're like

put food on them go what you put a little bit of rice on them yeah go get it hey get over there

yeah i know what you mean i've you've you've got to rain a minute but but if they're like crying

sort of nothing you can do about it is here take them outside i just really wouldn't know yeah

take them outside until they calm down a bit yeah because like they are your kids and

they shouldn't be broken uh they shouldn't be breaking the peace for everybody else yeah

i don't think you get like some possibility of having them i think you've got to kind of look

after them make them do you to look after them the least impact on society is as you know hopeful

yeah have them and then keep them as quiet as possible yeah they could get some big glass domes

that they kind of lower over a child do you remember when it was covered in some places

kept them they bought glass houses yeah that was such a great idea yeah cause yeah because even in

winter like people have yeah they've kept them around so that you can still go outside in winter

yeah or they had in japan those like individual pods yeah you'd like zip up inside a single

person tent and eat your meal and stuff chuck a rowdy kid in one of those god are we actually

talking about covid like we miss it go remember those cool initiatives that came out in covid time

man bring all that back anyway keep your kids yeah basically sure no charger next on the show

um op shops are asking for people to stop donating one particular good goods one particular type of

goods i understand why he just bums on my instagram to sit in here that whole break my phone open

what you must have thought whose bums are those well it's just an underwear brand saying five

pairs for eighty dollars it's an advertisement it's an advertisement but it's completely innocent i just

not want you to think that i'm here looking at bums i'm not i wasn't looking at bums it looks like

it god now uh this is coming from a particular place but i'm sure a lot of charity shops you

st john's your cellies your your spca's your binados overseas your whatever's would all agree

there is a binados which is not the same as albinados albinados as a child care center i didn't

have any binados at home today so i'm just gonna my porridge just by itself raw porridge no binados

no binados but they i usually have a chopped up they have charity shops overseas they've got the

charity shops overseas like we've got the red cross here have what all kinds here and john's

etc they have asked people to stop donating their what have they called them marital aides

marital aides i've never heard that before in my life this is in their 60 fun toys

delis marital aides are the binados a religious organization because they when they say marital

aides they sort of see me allowing it as long as you're married feels christian

it's giving strong christian energy they said that um they they catered to a range of people

range of ages at their shop and they therefore ask that you refrain from donating your used

and unused marital aides what do you do with your old well this is the question right i'm not gonna

write marital marital aides no okay here we go well that what about those um do you remember

they have those drives every now and again for your old computer stuff yes we're gonna love those

some pieces of parts and yeah yeah i know what you're talking about uh bonados is always hugely

yes anyway bonados is always hugely appreciative of donations from the community but it's fair to

say that these items aren't quite the sort of toys we're looking for well put uh you what are you

supposed to because that's the thing like once you're done with it or you're like oh it's not mine

that's not for me but straight where does it go it's all full of marital marital well this is an

this is a an artist of an artist an article from 2014 from the campus which is a campus of a of a

university somewhere in the world yep and i said what do you do with them at the end you've got to

find somewhere that recycles them and apparently you can find places i'm imagining like your e-waste

electronic no but those people get the e-waste like old computer hard drives and TVs don't want to

see some so remove batteries completely clean and dry your toy inside and out preferably with bleach

i mean ouch that's very offensive that you don't need to bleach it's so nasty this thing

needs to be bleached soft soap and water so adult toy megastore which is one of our new

zealand's biggest yep online adult fun toy sites yep they've got a recycling program

really you could like send it to them because you know um just speaking of recycling and going

into places i've been saving all my old batteries like double a's flat batteries why because you

can recycle them it might attend yes every time i used to put a battery in the bin i'd feel bad

yes about you shouldn't be something in your conscience is like don't put that in there i have

never ever had that moment where i put a battery in the bin and been like oh that should go in there

no harm shouldn't go in there they've been doing this for a couple of years you go on their site

and it says uh here's how the site recycling program works number one sterilize the glass

or metal toy you want to recycle place it in a seal wait but what about if most of them silicon

or rubber glass of metal what is this the 1930s god oh oh yeah stand by this is for glass of metal

place in the sealed ziplock bag we'll also recycle this pop in the courier bag with your

email address written inside the parcel so you gotta own it seal the courier bag write your order

number on it and send it back to us can i suggest if you don't want to put your own email address

just put vorn at zmonline.com yeah because they'll be great i'm not going to discount yeah that'll

work do they give you a discount so then you send it to wellington yep then they said this is from

2021 this is phase one of our recycling program our vision is to be able to accept every toy we

sell to recycle and phase two we aim to be able to recycle silicon and PVC products right which are

their top two selling material i don't know if i'd want to um buy a muffin silicon muffin tray

and it's previously been a dildo that would be great that would be weird i would be would you be okay

with that of what well there is entire sterilization meltdowns remolding a muffin tray formally being

like you know a 12 inch silicon fun toy if i didn't you what you don't know doesn't kill you

i love when i scroll down there's um right reviews and stuff yeah and i love that bloody

steve from dargable he's just recycling is he good on you mate hometown of patsy sprout really

great to deal with have been happy with service and range of products always get great deals

good on steve good on them for recycling too so you don't need to chuck them away

yeah exactly but no word on the on the advancement of the silicon thing right so for now yeah and

those girl in the band give it to yourself and give it to mother nature yeah we discussed on the

show last week there are two types of people there are the lounge people and there's the

bedroom people people that like to chill in a more communal area people that like the privacy of the

good word and different if you're flatting i think because if you've got your space in your room

that's your sanctuary yeah you know maybe you've got the tv set up there yeah you don't want to hang

out in the bedroom yeah but and when you flat you do need a tv in the bedroom because there's

only a communal tv yeah you want to watch what you want to watch or do you just watch on your

laptop or phone so what kind of person are you lounge or bedroom very close but lounge taking

it out 53% said lounge 47% said bedroom well see some people thought we meant we did do it yeah

no get your mind out of it exactly just living joe said lounge because we made the genius decision

to change the spare bedroom into a second lounge one for show one for sports it's a game changer

so he can go watch his sports yeah and there's one a very sports specific area yeah she could

pop in there for a sports yeah she could be the sport she could be the sports could be two girls

god you don't you never know these days do you you know far back from us you never know exactly uh

oh how would you say this name a d a r a adara yeah adara adara i'd say adara adara i'd say adara

because you can snack so good in the lounge with a blankie without getting crumbs in your bed yeah

good call yeah god i hate crumbs in the bed you know what crumbs in the bed well there's no

crumbs in adara's bed yeah it needs some bed doesn't it you see every now and then i'll hear him

like get up and like rummage i'll hear the pantry open all the fridge and then i'm like

he's gonna bring crumbs back into the bed he's gonna come in the bed he comes in

yeah i don't know no not in the bed got no time for that uh brie says well that's depending on whether

you live with others in a flatting situation i'm fully bedroomed yeah but in my own space i would be

it would be lounge yeah i'd be a lounge lizard she didn't write lizard i gotta say i would admit

i did you add lizard you added lizard it worked it worked i mean lounge wait hang on you can't be

you can't be taking liberties with our i know i i had a little creative freedom there and i went

crazy you went crazy straight for the lizards uh ashley i'll read this exactly the word for

okay i feel like i took too much creative last time you did ashley said oh she must have clocked

lounge because she said unless the annoying flatmate is in their lol then she's a bedroom person

yeah word for word cameron said bedroom space is made by me for me hearts out of hands emoji

great so she's got a she's got a tailored space in there uh for me closer to the fridge so it's

gotta be the lounge lounge good call i'm the mom so that was it was close it was close it was close

it was close but the lounge wins in the battle of which room do you like to chill in the most

severe richie who is like the biggest it girl of the moment her wedding was everything and her

hair the way she does her hair everyone wants the severe richie slick back bun don't they i've

tried it today but i look sort of like a poor man how long has she been a while

is this lionel richie's daughter yeah i don't really know where where she popped out out of

i've always been in a coal richie girl anyway as far as as far as richies go now people say that

her aesthetic is the old what is it what they just i just read it like old money look you know

like she wants to look like she has a old money aesthetic like she's been like she's in the

hamptons generational wealth yeah yeah exactly which she is to be fair she is yeah um but she

has uh she had like a beauty look on instagram and tiktok that was like finishing off a lip look

and then she brought out concealer and put it in the middle of her mouth and everyone who's

around about my age was like no no concealer lips because i don't know if you guys remember

concealer lips i've got no idea what you're talking about concealer lips was the look where you

would like bronze your face and then with your lip you would use concealer so you had a lighter

lip to remember this yeah yeah kind of like her sister she's just copying what her sister

was doing in the early 2000s someone posted saying millennials it's happening because we

remember this look it was the it was all the rage that's not a good look that's not a concealer

lips and now like the coolest girl in the world is technically even though she only put a little

bit on she didn't do the whole right she's technically doing concealer lips and you think

this could be mean it's back now i don't know if what i'm about to say is offensive that's

pretty good sign it is if you preface it by saying i don't mean to be offensive but no offense it

drains the offense is this not a look that suits people with darker skin tones better than people

with lighter skin tones and i would put her well at the lighter end of the skin tones but concealer

is the color of your skin so if you had darker skin you would have a darker lip it's basically

you're like blending the lip in with the skin it's because i found a picture of rihanna doing it

and it doesn't look bad but then again she's using a lighter concealer yeah rihanna just kind of

makes things look good yeah totally i know yeah i know that i'm just looking at the photo you're

looking at but she's also put a gloss on top there hon so it's added a little bit of texture

okay hon do you know what i mean hon no he knows hon i just know that i was ready to go 20 minutes

ago yeah one of they still farting around in the bathroom yeah one of the most iconic

concealer lip peoples was snooki oh no no yeah we don't want to we don't need to go back to that

i'm gonna ask carwayne because you are slightly younger than me but you are moments yeah only

moments only five small moments younger than me six moments um do you do did you do a bit of a

concealer lip i don't know if i ever fully did i knew it was the trend i think i dabbled i think

i tried once or twice yeah i don't think i ever properly did it though because i'm very pale and

my lips are already very pale yeah yeah yeah producer jared you're kind of aged between carwin and

hailey did you ever do a full concealer look yeah i did quite a heavy one i thought he would have

yeah i thought he would have looked it was heavily inspired by the jersey shore yeah i'll

produce a jerry and now shannon um somewhere between fletch and me thank you and no as our

resident genzia did you was this too early for you i remember kind of when i first started wearing

makeup people would always say put concealer to get like an even base and then you'd put a

lip product on top and it would get all cakey and creepy yeah but um yeah no i don't want to see this

trend come back no i'm upset i'm rather upset sephia richie i mean she is honestly stunning

and she could put she could smear human shit um i have been reading i'll read a little bit

of this review i follow a book page called hose for pros which is a great sort of feminist book

review place right they said this is a brilliant piece of feminist literature pros p r o s e like

poetry yeah i thought you meant professionals this is a brilliant piece of feminist literature it

sounds like i'm being facetious but i'm deadly serious britney lets us in on the humiliation

the isolation the feminine rage she went through it shines a spotlight on how we as a society are

happy to watch a woman be infantilized by the people that should care about her the most because

she's not behaving the way she's expected to can't say enough about her perfect length and pace

butta butta bar on she goes into the end it says kevin you see word jamie you see word

10 out of 10 loving it jay me jamie lin oh mom mom no jay jay me kevin x y x husband kevin fidel

i'm so justin tim blake's off the off the hook for this review yeah if you read the book yeah

have you finished it no because i was gonna say will you we've not heard

hide nor hair of kevin fideline from your retelling yeah i mean i'm at kevin fideline now

oh not good kind of you think about stand over the weekend did you

i was a bit bleary eyed to be fair yeah i said a lot more sitting yeah and water sipping

anyway so she posted uh i think the day it was released saying like it's the number one

celebrity memoir and in history in terms of selling i don't think there's data to support

that but it's certainly like making a fast and then she posted something and it was like

someone like banging a drum and then she said humor is the cure to everything play on volume

two will be released next year get ready anyone was like what more because she writes so fast and

quick the revelations come thick and fast yeah i'm like what more do we have to say because does it

i know you asked me the book i want to see where it ends yeah i'm not going to say anything to you

well that was going to be kind of my question i know that she does touch on the conservatorship

in the free britney movement but does she go too much into that yeah i think she does a bit more of

like the recent years yeah like what's been happening yeah because she talks about instagram

and the dancing and the posting of the photos the conservatorship once i was freed from the

conservatorship i got to go on two vacations that i'd missed now we can turn yeah so it seems like

comes right up to the modern day yeah totally okay then right so she posted this and everyone was

like yeah like keep writing britney we want to hear it yeah but then she deleted it oh yeah she

loves to doing a little post in a delay and then a source quote close to spears unquote yeah out

told variety um that there will be no volume two in the works and then she had said britney herself

said um on 10 days ago the woman and me was from the last 20 years i've moved on it's a beautiful

clean slate from here so why should want to go back yeah you don't know honestly i cannot really

mean it enough you should read it after this you guys can borrow my book but don't doggy the pages

don't bend the spine but you've read it why do you care because it's a book i'm going to keep it

i'll probably read it again in the future sometime oh yeah i've never read i don't think i've

ever read the same book twice i'm kind of like i'll read a book and then it's just down around

in the year i say my two favorite books i've read like four or five times really is that your

horny camo my horny medieval ken fuller yeah well you just can't put them down play zedem's

born and hailey from the bustling zedem think tank this is the top six hi guys now we didn't

rig when the rugby world cup do be no we didn't uh oh well i i really wanted them to win just so

that the coach could be like you sacked me but i want it did they sack him or was he like i'm

well they were placed anyway no they remember they ousted him and replaced him and then he

had to go into a rugby world cup yeah it's like someone breaking up with you and being like i need

you to come to one last family christmas we're doing yeah i don't need you to be on your best

behavior yeah pretty bike family's like he's finally won us over if we had a gone that try that we

got that was then just allowed it was a knock on these bloody knock-ons it was yeah my favorite

part of the game is every time they went to the tmo and that we had replay after replay

when the riff blew the whistle and half the team didn't hear they kept charging towards the line

i don't think i've ever seen that happen in international rugby before it was really funny

like school sports all the time yeah 100 what about when that guy sulked and hit in his jersey

for 10 minutes oh the guy that got yellow cut the south african it was like you're gonna win

no he still had he was still sulking he was like a toy doll he pulled back into his shell

top six things to blame the rugby world cup lost on number six kind of covered it the tmo bloody

tmo that guy in the bunker is going to get five of the bloody best in a minute oh no stay out of it

yeah stay out of it like it's the bunker the tmo's good when it's in our favor but when it's not

it's not correct you can't have it both ways damn it number five on the list of the top six things

to blame the rugby world cup lost on bloody wane barns mart mate bloody wane barns again who was

wane barn the referee oh yeah people did point out that it was uh was it other rest or the tmo

that said hey we've got to look at this so was it him yeah oh he's got the tmr's and he's a little

little weakling little baby baby boy i would have said shut up tmo i'm the ref yeah i've got it down

here i'm the real ref you're like a stepdad you can't tell my kids what to do tweet send the tmo to

the send van number four on the list of the top six things to blame the rugby world cup lost on

bloody time zones i checked we're 12 hours out from paris yeah south africa one hour out oh what

but we've been there for a while yeah but they didn't even have to adapt at all they hit the ground

run it their circadian rhythm yeah is pretty much unaltered cicadas cicadas it's all about the

cicadas you're going to blame the cicadas yeah number three on the list of the top six um things

to blame the rugby world cup loss on bloody government oh yeah national came in and what we

lost yeah right yeah change your government i was promised that christopher luxton was going to fix

that didn't yeah goodness how would they would have spent going to do a special vote in paris

technically though they aren't the government yet so no it's uncertain times then isn't it

uncertain times yeah uncertain times yeah there's no grounding we don't know who we are as a people

yeah how can we have safe hands on the rug is pretty yeah i have safe hands at home you know

number two on the list of the top six things to blame the rugby world cup loss on bloody climate

change mate whole world's crashing down surprises rugby at all how can they how can they concentrate

on the game at hand it's like that it was a wet oh a wet day i got a bit wet that ball was slippery

in that first half it's never rained in france before until until climate change yeah seriously

never it never rains in france it's not happening when it's rained that's why you're going to spain

because of spain the rain on the plains in spain mainly on the plain yeah france it's dry dry as a

french fry yeah yeah that'll be it and number one on the list of the top six are things to blame

the rugby world cup loss on uh the bloody warriors mate we gave them all of our ups oh no we didn't

up the a bs enough we didn't have we didn't have well we had no ups left to give yeah right we got

given up to the was i to be honest i'm pretty still pretty stoked i invested my ups and the was

yeah love me the bloody was 2020 well they lost two though didn't they yeah but do you know what

2024 is going to be our season oh they've been saying that for the last 400 years no different

numbers every time so it doesn't count tired of it to be fair it's different excuse me i need you

to find some energy off the off season because we're going to need next year for you to be more

up the was than ever i need a new winning team to back if we've got a good badminton team or

something a volleyball team yeah where's our badminton at tonight we need to win come on

cricket we lost cricket at the weekend oh great game though i i just watched the Australians

absolutely rip our bowling apart in the first bit and then next morning someone's like we've

got within eight rounds i was like how i think explain to me yeah it's insane i need to i need

to watch the uh sort of a highlights package of that situation but anyway sports haven't we

there's another ruby will come in four years yeah and we are the current our rugby world champs the

black ferns yeah there you go you go the girls up the girls up the good don't know if you can say

about it i don't know if you know this is not worth it i'm sorry no stop there

skim's one of the biggest uh underwear brands in the world now that's uh kim Kardashian's

brand i don't own any skims where do you where do you buy them in new zealand it's just online

i think you can get some from david jones now okay right yeah but uh online on the skims website

i have friends who have bought it and they're like it rolls it's apparently super good and you've

never dabbled despite all the ways it holds everything in well there's lots of different

things you've got lounge wear she's got control wear which is like what she first kind of started

with and that was really praise then she's got like basics like tees and tights and long-sleeved

things and slips and dresses and now she's announced a new bra a new ultimate push-up bra

that has one special feature the earth's temperature is getting hotter and hotter

the sea levels are rising the ice sheets are shrinking and i'm not a scientist but i do believe

everyone can use their skill set to do their part that's why i'm introducing a brand new bra

with a built-in nipple so no matter how hot it is you'll always look cold some days are hard but

these nipples are harder and unlike the icebergs these aren't going anywhere so i mean really a

funny video yeah she's doing the whole like she's got a little pointer and a board like she's a

scientist of glasses on but the whole point is to make it look like your nipples are always cold

yeah and also you are they in the same place those aren't movable they're not movable so they're up

they're perky yeah because so the bra pushes the boobah advertising a nipple position that you might

not be able to follow through yeah so you would misleading it is misleading you want to push up

the flesh you have into the top of the bra so they look like big round juicies but then the

year they move the nipple to the center and it always is they're on now i will say it's a lot

it's yeah it's not a small nipple like everybody is going to notice that right see warns nipples

right now now that's uh that's actually pretty much in line with that so i'm pretty they are lying

you're perky whereas not a smaller nib yeah yeah this definitely has a button it's button heavy

i'm imagining bigger than my button i'll say so people would notice suddenly i've got more button

i'm somewhat of a nipple expert are you yeah i've done my time i've done my time i was yeah

this boy of ours yeah uh i would be led to believe the areola would be the size of

i'm just trying to think of a comparable size a melt bottle top you know like a two later bigger

oh wow that size you know the tiny coffee cups that you get your short the short blacks and the

tiny coffee cups now the open top of that oh yeah okay right sort of size what okay because i went

on the skim side to look for it and when you wear because she has these t-shirts a jam jar lid maybe

a small jam jar lid a crags a crags jam a crags jam yeah right okay not bigger than you know

those skinny jars with olives always come in those long tall skinny jars like that olive

jar lid more of a jam jar crags jam is perfect size comparison for what i'm imagining here too

so having a look on the actual website so it's 120 ish dollars new zealand

new zealand it's 129 there you go okay sold out immediately wow so i went on the site last night

to get it not get it but to like have a look um and like it just looks like a normal push-up bra

but when it's in a t-shirt i mean it would be hard to look anywhere else oh my wait i've got a

question what does it what if your other nipples poke through no it's padded it's padded it's padded

no but you don't know they could be like little tater tots really you have a hard nip to push through

a push-up padded bra right just push-up bras are padded heavily yeah right okay yeah i just just

do you know what i mean though like could you is that the desired look i don't know erect nipples

when you're naked yes but in a t-shirt i prefer to keep my nibs i'm allergic i'm allergic you

couldn't wear that to the gym right like everybody's going to see through your active wear we every

now and then there's a there's a person at the gym who has very very prominent nips very prominent

not to her face man or woman okay yeah and um they always catch my eye do you know what i mean yeah

they do not that that's a bad thing i mean that's it's sexy but it's a lot for an everyday look

do you know what i mean in the workplace now over the weekend parent she's done men's undies

as well what's the deal there do they yes and she's had all these like rugby um football players um

yes that's right and was one of them that's right because one of them was problematic okay

like they followed up with his tweets and stuff and they're like this guy oh yeah it's just a lot

isn't it it's a lot but they've sold out so you've got no chance of buying these every color every size

completely sold out man she's making so much money a a smart business woman is this is she the first

to have done this has this been done before what do you mean she's going to make it popular had

there been bras oh i don't know nipple bras surely surely no nipple lisp bras nipple covers

but not strapless push-up plunge lace no nipple bras what did see uh nipple made out of in the

bra just like is it like a rod up there's a bit of paper it'd be fine fine memory memory phone yes

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we don't know none of them like the song what fact of the day this week theme is friends oh brilliant

okay and there's so many friends facts i was reading them out and shut i was like no that one

no that one i know that one i know that one she knew she apparently knew this so that's a freebie

but the friend that they didn't like the song and they didn't like the intro really

and leaning yeah i remember that they they shot the intro you know where they're all dancing the

fountain stuff four o'clock in the morning that's right it was cold and they were like over at yeah

what's it's a sad news i'm excited for a week of friends facts yeah me too of the day now the

sad news yesterday matthew perry passing away age 54 he it was uh yesterday our time saturday in la

was found in uh non-responsive unresponsive in his hot tub in his home in la they say no foul

players suspected and no illicit drugs or anything like that they believe it was a cardiac arrest and

then he just was alone had a heart attack fell into his bar and died which is horrible um that's

the investigation is still going as to like all of the details and stuff like that but his parents

have just arrived uh which is awful um well do you only get the 32nd version yes you actually got

the tv not the song yes the actual tv theme version did you want the entire version well i don't know

there is a there is a full version do you want me to get the full version sure okay it's a long song

uh but yeah really sad 54 years old so uh none of the main cast have said anything at this stage

had no word from jenna for anison uh and they're probably not absolutely devastated dealing with

the runway rather than going public and then like i said before the minute they comment on it the news

becomes about them commenting on it not about the loss of their friend does he have kids just

didn't know sorry uh justin trudeau uh prime minister uh of canada has commented and there's

this whole connection there yeah so he was born in massachusetts he was raised between montreal and

i believe ottawa and la because his parents separated his father was an actor and his mother

was a journalist in canada who worked for justin trudeau's then prime minister father

pierre so they've been childhood friends matthew perry and now canadian prime minister justin

trudeau uh who has said it's shocking news and saddening i'll never forget the schoolyard games

we used to play and i know people around the world are never going to forget the joy he brought them

i just saw that matthew perry estimated that he had spent nine million dollars on his addiction

which included drugs flights to go get drugs 14 stomach surgeries

and 15 days a year i mean we all saw the friends reunion it's quite sad wasn't it well i think

that's what shocked i got his book as well and i hadn't read it yet and i'm gonna read it after

i finished britney's book really sad at the end thank god he spoke out about it was became

quite an advocate for you know well people seeking help sharing the funny clips and uh and moments of

friends okay can you imagine friends reruns people are gonna start rewatching guys i'm ready

i felt ready a few weeks ago actually for i i had to break the people never stopped to watch

i know they never stopped but i'd be like it's gonna go through the roof now um and you know people

are sharing all these clips of you know their favorite channel of big moments yeah but he was

actually asked in a he appeared on good morning america in 2017 he was asked his favorite clip

his favorite one liner from friends you were the king of the one liner oh thank you friends and uh and

we asked you what was your all-time favorite you you chose one for us yeah in a scene with joey

take a look okay this is matthew's favorite don't you go see frankie my family's been going to him

forever he did my first suit when i was 15 no wait 16 no excuse me 15 all right when was 1990

okay you have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance

good yeah yeah hailey told us this yesterday well after the rugby world cup

viewing and breakfast we went out for lunch yeah and we're yeah we're at the pub and then

oh my god she did that and we're like what's that mean and then you're like matthew perry's

dead and shudday would if she did a future binge shall we say she was like what yeah and i was like

oh my god that's so sad and i was like you know these things happen and it's um awful and shudday

was like no no i'm really upset about this yeah she was like i can't believe this i can't believe

this okay i'm gonna go home she had a lay down and i came back and she's like i just i can't believe

this about matthew perry we have to really really got her yeah and then she's like oh well um

we're gonna watch the news tonight because they'll be running a story on it yeah

we don't watch the news really really really it is one of those deaths i guess because

because of friends he was such a huge part of our like growing up and culture and you felt like

you knew him so well so when you saw so often not just a movie actor you saw him like every week

right on friends you always remember the things the big ones my big one was michael jackson

when he died i was truly gutted and steve urn i remember steve urn princess diana princess diana

is the first big like celebrity death i remember yeah i remember michael jackson we were on the

radio when it happened when it all got announced i was playing michael jackson in store someone

came into my store i was working at and they said bloody shame isn't it i was like what the

like that he's dead and i was like what yeah took a moment this is before i knew everything

obviously yeah

bam but she only that's a beautiful word big baby it stands for which is what one italian mother

who is 75 years old called her sons who are 40 and 42 and that is because they refused

to leave home and they refused to contribute in the home isn't that terrible living at home

since they were babies and have never moved out yeah just kick them out yeah you're the mother you

own the place just boot them out change the locks how embarrassing yeah that this went like

international literally the other side of the world so she so the mum is 75 from the northern

city of parvia was sick and tired of her sons 40 and 42 tried to convince them time and time again

to go out live on their own live with each other just not in my house neither of them wanted to

uh she was also annoyed that they didn't contribute to the household expenses

she sounds like a she's a 75 year old nonna yeah paying for these bam but she only and so she took

them to court and said like i'm gonna formally basically evict you and the judge sympathized

with her and gave them an eviction notice essentially so now what if they can order against

the men and they have to leave this is why good she's done well finally yeah i tried to say that

like while she's old you know so we're really here being like a support to her and she was like

babucci on the i am fine like get the hell out of here and apparently almost 77 sorry almost 70

percent of people in idly aged 18 to 34 still live at home with their parents at predominantly men

living with their mummies really yeah i mean i know it's it's definitely got a lot higher in the

like or worldwide yeah because of the cost of living and housing around the world it's just

insane the cost of living affects your mum as well of course they've got to contribute but you pull

your resources yeah yeah totally like a little communist state yeah the whole bunch of little

communist states 40 42 though come on i wanted to move out straight away like get out of there

yeah i moved to 18 yeah finished high school but then did she bring this on herself is she

one of those mums that she'll do the washing she'll do the cooking everything gets done and then

it's very hard to leave that some enabling yeah that's occurred here but anyway i i want i want i

don't know if we can beat 40 and 42 but i want to know did you leave the let the nest late

or did someone you know that'll be everybody it'll be everybody like dobbling in oh like family

members every family's got some weird cousin that still lives at home and they're in their 15th

or someone's like oh my brother-in-law's still at home he's he's not he's not ready to go anywhere

he's very comfortable yeah he's very dependent on mum and then sometimes the parents don't want

them to move out i don't know would it be a big red flag if you met a guy and he's like i still

live at home but what if he was living at home because his father wasn't on the scene if he was

looking after his mother yeah sort of a sort of a bit of a looking after situation if it was a

an authentic you'd have to you'd have to vet it you'd have to be like how authentically are you

looking after some pre-prepared questions yeah yeah be like are you looking after her or is she

taking care of her baby yeah her big baby well i let's have some calls and some messages i reckon

okay i'll 800 dials at m give us a call you can text her in 9 6 9 6 who left the nest too late

in the picture and maybe you met someone who was still living at home you want to lob them in

and maybe maybe you went to go down when you found out and you were like oh dude you're late

39 go leave leave your mother alone because i well we won't be taking calls like if people are in

their 20s still living at home like that's kind of now that's all right we want to know exceptionally

late yeah sub 30 i'll 800 sub 30 post 30 post 30 i'll 800 dials at m is our number text through

9 6 9 6 who flew the nest way too late well this is very quickly turning into dobbing in

family members very much so that have not yet flown the nest the coop fly on the coop

coop empty nest empty nest is flying the coop left the coop

just not moved their old ass out of their parents house basically because there's a 75 year old

woman in italy who has had to take her 40 year old sons to the courts to get them evicted from her

god christy we've just changed the locks and kicked you out wouldn't you yeah we had to leave

that was a rule we had to leave at 18 we could come back but for no longer than six months at

a time otherwise we had to go to police college oh my god imagine before meeting police i was

like a month off going to the police college wow i tell you what really pushed those five months

though really i really overstayed my welcome even looking like my dad must have been so frustrated

he had his 19 year old son living at home and sleeping till like two o'clock in the afternoon

like if that was happening right now i'd be so frustrated and he's up at like 4 30 or something

yeah uh vicki this is your sister-in-law has still hasn't moved out of home

no no 43 still living at home oh god he's three why why hasn't she ever moved out

oh she didn't move out at some point she she had a partner briefly but then that relationship went

up the wops and then now i think they've just developed this uh probably a little unhealthy

codependent relationship right so kind of need each other yeah absolutely is she paying is she

paying rent i don't know actually i don't i don't think we've got a mortgage on the house so i don't

think there is much to pay me she buys no that doesn't matter you oh my god if my parents were

mortgage free and i live there that's still charge me rent of course it's not about expenses yeah i mean

your dad did run a finance company he had pretty bay corp view yeah he would he take my car

car in the driveway one morning uh vicki thank you break your own legs yeah i'm not paying someone

to do this hailey can you baseball where he's helping the needs for being laid on those repayments

please we'll get to more of your calls and ticks next those people that have not yet left home how old

so we can be 42 oh we are hearing some shameful stories of people who are still living at home

and we said look if you're living at home because you're looking after your parent one thing yeah

but some of these if you're just leaching if you're just leaching yeah anonymous good morning

this is your brother who's still living at home you said right how old is your brother 34 i'm 34

can you imagine why why is he why does he keep going back uh this is his third time back this time

he's lived up with his ex wife right he was probably i mean living out of the house for two years and

he's moved back in and he has no plans to move out and his parents don't want him to move out

oh they don't want him to move out they love it they don't yeah does he pay rent uh very very

minimal okay see he's $50 a week type what $50 it's not the 1950s yeah um yeah he's he's eating

into your inheritance he is absolutely here he is he should get less when the time comes yeah

absolutely yeah so yeah how long was he with the ex-wife uh he was only probably with her for a

couple years and then yeah moved in with her into her house and then they split up she kicked him out

so he moved back home but he's he's got a job to get on your feet i can understand yeah but if he's

got a job he can be paying rent right yeah yeah he works all time see yeah mom and dad love having

him at home so i guess it all works out for them it works out anonymous thanks you call taylor you

can beat 30 something uh this is your grand that still lives at home yes but not her home who's she

living with she lives with my great-grandfather so her father oh and how old is yeah how old is

granddad great great granddad is well he's he's ageless honestly um but he's 93 93 and we just

saw your bloody door to hand kicking about i know well they're very codependent i mean he looks after

her more than she looks after him honestly really god yeah a deal of him kids was like 18

get out well i mean she's the oldest of seven so there's other ones that can and has she lived at

home the entire 70 years or had there been times when she's left well she got married at 19 and then

divorced at 23 and then moved back home wow she's been there for 50 years yeah oh my we're never

right yes we will that is never been incredible but great great granddad obviously loves it having

her there i mean no yeah sure i mean well like when she got married they live she built her own

house on his property it's a very like it's a larger Auckland property right oh wait i thought you

were going to say a farm it's a larger farm so there was acres between them no like a garage

okay and so she built the house when she got married and then when the marriage broke up

she kind of was still living in her place and then part time in his place and then she became

a hoarder so now that other houses just filled with stuff okay and that explains it yeah interesting

Taylor thank you for the story we've got some messages in my uncles in England still live with

their 100 year old father and they're in their late 60s oh my god the poor guy what's that documentary

what's it great great gardens rules great gardens vibe yeah big great gardens they had no idea how

to deal with such a character i like it my work colleague is 54 still living at home doesn't even

pay rent the house is freehold he's a tight ass i've been working over two years and he's never

even bought lunch or a cake for his birthday um which are when we have to bring yeah things for

everybody but he just won't do it she's all good she's all good lots of people still living at home

my brother's 39 lives with my mom my sister my sisters and i all moved out when we were 17 18

and 19 and we're 44 45 47 now and he's 39 he's still at home baby he's the baby of the family

so what's the italian name for it bubocinne is a bubocinne bubocinne

bubocinne pays some rent pays some rent pays some rent now i think i've said that wrong and

i'm gonna correct it for our italian right two b's isn't it bam bucione bam bucione

italian listen and baby

good mum good mum i'm glad you're listening yeah good she just said you're so full of shit

i'm contemplating writing an expose a book out in time for christmas

patsy sprout listen listen so for years right the way that we do like fundraising you do lots of

raffles and tickets and whatnot you used to pester us i used to pester you for them

and we we got a few tickets never one never one aron always made me think how do you know that

you know any competitions it's live streamed it's live streamed the drawers live streamed good

aron has been with me for 13 years of this marching career never one every single time we do like

two or three of these things called battens up a year yeah never won a dollar like what kind of

is just cash money yeah right so the top prize is a thousand bucks is that legal is that internal

affairs is that it's fundraising it's raffle tickets get a grip i'm pretty sure if it's over

a hundred dollars anyway well here's the story right no it's more than that thousand i think it's

a thousand that's the office sweep six rules yeah yeah there you go we're all co-show so my mum

is working and sort of even though i'm not marching this season this is my formal

announcement it's my hard launch that i'm not marching this season wow which is great because

then we have more time to have parties the weekend we do have more time for parties

i did it so i could have more time at home with my partner and our new house and i just

seemed to be spending each weekend with you two anyway um my mum is still sort of involved with

the team and whatnot and she was like i've got some tickets to sell and i said oh yeah i'll buy a

couple and she gave me a couple of numbers then she came back to me and said oh someone else

wants number one can you take another one and i said yeah you just give me another number she was

like what about two six seven i was like yep fine and she came back she said do you want to ask the

boys if they want some tickets i still got some left to sell i was like ah you never are i was like

look i'll just buy them okay how much are they per ticket 20 bucks and it goes up to how many

because you said two six seven yeah i think there's 300 all together 20 bucks yeah how much

okay i think internal fears might be raised no you make three grand you give away three grand

you make three grand okay right yeah um don't one for you one for me a little one of the 50 for me

absolute most important ways of raising money in the marching world prizes prices cannot exceed

500 dollars oh well it doesn't 500 is max the individual prizes anyway so um we my mum messaged

yesterday saying oh what were your numbers because the draw was yesterday what were your numbers

and i was like i can't remember did you write them down she said yes somewhere and i had to scroll

back through this thing yeah and my mum and i's chat which is very dense and i found it and i said

i was this this two six seven which is the one she replaced my number one four yeah and the other

two which you never told me what the numbers were and she just said and i said what why she said

two six seven one five hundred dollars oh this is fantastic now this i have not won five hundred

dollars on on a marching fundraiser since 2007 i remember it well would you if you won when you

were marching and you won five hundred dollars would you sort of feel obligated to reinvest it

in the team no no you buy your own ticket if you if i'd always buy one for myself and be like if

that one that's my money hell no you wouldn't reinvest that because then that would take

fundraising if it you know if you're only getting three thousand dollars out of these

draws and you've added five hundred more to the but i've already paid my fees and my five hundred

plus my sponsorship no no no no no this money's mine i bought a ticket i bought a ticket anyway

i see tomorrow oh my god amazing she said well yeah but you haven't paid i was like excuse me

well you didn't pay you haven't paid for the tickets and i kept meaning to do it it's not

that i didn't have the money to pay i just kept forgetting to do it so i was like well i've paid

now so you have to pay what sixty dollars i bought five tickets of five hundred bucks okay hundred

bucks so you have to pay a hundred to get 500 to get yeah so you'll be profiting 400 accountants

would say 400 economists would say it's a six hundred dollar transaction well there you go

either way you look at it i've paid and she said too little too late why no you paid yesterday

after she said you won yeah but i would have paid regardless if my tickets didn't win i would have

paid for it to did your mum pay for it mum would have just transferred the money to them

oh no and then i transferred the money back to her i'm sorry because she at stage of draw was

ticket holder due to financially compensating no but i had my name on that ticket i'm sorry

but i'm on your mum excuse me patsy how many times has she bought a battens up ticket off of me

and never paid never once so the transaction just didn't happen and i would have covered her

okay but i feel like i'm on your mum's side here this is ridiculous only because he gave someone

two dollars once they put in the pokies in the way that i won 800 and i know i got a cool that's

my money and i was like no you here's your two dollars if you bought a lot of ticket and put

it in a birthday card right and they won the money you'd be like give me a little cut no that's why i

don't do that now if i do scratchies at christmas i scratch them first just the barcode yeah make sure

they don't win because one one christmas when brother won fifty dollars i was like unbelievable

wow i could have had that fifty dollars your mum tried to do me a go you halves and i said

absolutely not okay she won the other foot i'd give her the money 100 percent because i have

i could show you the amount of times that she has bought a ticket off me and not given me the money

so it's time to pay out beer for and what do you have you picked the sign here you'd

tell him hailey's mum or hailey i've given my hundred dollars you'll give me a hundred no i've

given the hundred dollars there is no transaction money between the three of us you've absolutely

purchased my loyalty with a hundred dollars he's down after the fact though i'll buy you

i was gone to be on my team i'm and i yeah i was trying to put my position myself in the position

of being the parent who did this but my kids are still like young but if they were like adults

i'd probably i'd probably mess with them a bit more tango yeah right okay i'm renovating a house

every dot yeah i know you need that you know that could be a tap or something thank you lads thank

you that would have been on the fence that would have been my way out of buying a fundraising ticket

in the first place i just can't afford these tickets we're renovating that's what i would

yeah but i will always support a marching team i can't be there physically i'll be there financially

so there you go if you are in a marching team and you want a guaranteed sale

hailey sprout can't say no to a marching team well hang on just my marching team any marching

team the rest of you can get the audio she just said she'll support anyone's turning on me the

north korean army have just been in touch they'd like you to sponsor their marching team how much

tickets

now there's been a massive study out of new york uh looking at women and the age that they peek

in confidence okay like we're there just like boom i'm thriving i'm doing my best i just feel

really my best self now they looked at i think they looked at people from the ages of 19

to 65 did they do men too no one cares about me you've had your time okay this is about women's

confidence sorry for asking wow ouch what name international men's day every day now it's

actually coming up isn't it i think it is November yeah because are we taking that day off aren't

we correct yeah i thought you could talk international women's day off we did to allow the woman time

to speak more yeah and then we take international men's day off to just recuperate it's sunday the

19th so of november we'll be monday eyes in that yeah but wait you work both days that's a sunday

you're already off you know what i said we're monday eyes but then you're away after that no

that's not happening that's not what's happening oh i'm celebrating no that's not what's happening

i well i've got covid on that day it's actually in the calendar is that okay right yeah uh well

i look forward to celebrating with you so apparently the average age of the woman that

reaches a brand new level of confidence from the most confident in their life is 38 you've got time

i've got time about four more years so you've got so many years four more years four more years for

the all blacks four more years for hailey sprouted just come back better than ever 38 i kind of get

it i mean there's lots of factors like they didn't even look at 18 year olds because as if that's

your most confident yeah but like you're just you're just more secure in who you are you know

no you i wasn't looking at the window at something horrifying happening i was doing the maths in my

head to see how old shade is she's 38 no she's 38 she was born in 1985 so she'll be turning 39

when next february and then 40 the february she told me yesterday she was planning with 40th

she gets bigger you know she's two years out this is how how long she plans all right yeah yeah

because i was like what do you think you do hey her heads up heads up as a friend she's got big plans

expensive plans for yeah she does yeah she's got expensive everything yeah i know she's got the

budget that's a completely different story i would argue that not expensive plants

they were expensive they've just been around for a very very long time i'm just saying they're very

chipped we're very chipped the series of photos at your house yesterday when shade called us

you try to take a picture of the place you were like don't you effing dare yeah it just it just

happened that when haley and i went to get our breakfast that you'd prepared for us lovingly we

appreciate that the two plates that we got were chipped yeah and the cup that your mimosa was in

and the wine glass and the wine glass but it's fine no don't worry about it's fine it's fine it

doesn't matter it doesn't matter it's not even we weren't even gonna bring it up we weren't even

gonna bring it up photos and we were going to give her shade a hard time but now and knowing

that her confidence is an all-time peak at 38 let her ride the high let her ride the high for

one more year i get it you're just sort of more you don't care about what people think anymore a

lot of the time you've had kids and they might be growing up and you're you're probably doing what

you want to do with yourself yeah so i've got a little bit more time at my sleeve to really peak

because i tell you what this is not it

few work on no sorry bob next on the show fact of the day and this week is a themed week again

yep friends the tv show because you know here is awesome

today's fact of the day uh is about friends and that will be the fact of the day theme this week

great because Matthew Perry passed away over the weekend i mean you know by now i think you know

by now i think the world knows the reason why we're doing it uh so today's fact of the day

friends theme is about the couch in central perk oh yeah the famous orange orange couch yeah

uh because it was found by a set designer called uh greg grande it's gonna be on the end

doesn't have a thing over the e but i'm giving it the grande it might be just greg grand so you're

saying that greg is not ariana's brother related to ariana okay yeah right could be it's not ruled

that out yet so we don't know they had to dress the set uh for friends for the central perk cafe

and he was in charge of getting a couch uh and he said there might be something downstairs and they

said well we need one pronto yeah so he went into the basement quickly that's quickly that's another

spanish word isn't it or is it italian pronto pronto is italiano pronto bruno uh so he went

pronto down to the basement of the studio's production lot in california and he found an orange

couch in the back corner sorry it's latin pronto everything's latin everything's what italian is

that italian is basically latin 2.0 yeah but it says spanish latin here so maybe you need to apologize

to the latinos oh no but then it says here italian i think we're right it comes from italian

you are asking apology for making us apologize to the spanish do i need to apologize to the

latinos or to you you apologize to me why do i apologize to the latinos i was apologizing to

the latinos yeah you incorrectly dragged the latinos into this argument they wanted to be left

the hell out of it okay yeah right uh so he found it and it was literally under other pieces of furniture

okay stacked up like in a storage unit yep no just in the basement of the studio right

he dusted it off brought it up to the set and because he said i really liked the carving in it

network head executives are like that's tatted it's yuck we're trying to make this show seem like

really new and like high-end for the young ones so this is no good james burrows director

who's directed pretty much every rom-com you've ever heard of and created half of them as well

he was like no no no no this is perfect this is good good science for everybody it's tatted so

it looks like it's been set in yeah it's exactly what we're after for the aesthetic it makes it far

more believable and real than like a brand new couch being in a cafe because you never go to a

cafe a well-established popular cafe that's got brand new furniture no yeah so they popped it in there

and the rest is history now i was like if it was down in that basement where else was it used

yeah was it used on another show i cannot find i searched greg grande for any other times he'd

ever talked about it and or if anyone had ever looked into it no one could confirm it they don't

believe it was set furniture as much as it may have just been furniture used for people just

chilling and relaxing waiting in the studio yeah around the studios are in reception areas and stuff

wow then i found that the one that you see on the tour of the studios is the actual couch

it's not a replica okay there's an actual couch and you can buy a replica in 2021

because tv and z had one have one have one this wasn't this was just an orangy couch it wasn't

a replica it wasn't a replica the only thing that made you think oh is that the friend's

couch is an orangy and it sat in front of a a friend's thing i look nothing like the friend's

couch yeah well you're saying they lied to us they lied to us the national broadcaster they

lied to us yeah so you can buy a replica uh from tonk which is a pop culture collectibles e-commerce

store it released a life-sized replica of the orange couch that sat in the central perk for

3 299 us dollars jeez it did come semi-assembled you had to attach the four legs and some brackets

all right okay yeah so he said it's got the same wood carving it's got the same

tassly bits at the bottom nice and the the the nearest orange as well as the stitching in the

shape they could find so i don't know if those are still for sale it's a good couch but hold on

actually i'll tell you if they're for sale you could buy a central perk i can't shop in new zealand

it's telling me i can't buy it here anyway well you're shipping horn yeah the shipping horn it

would be so much shipping you need a boat and stuff horn it'll be way too much you can get in a

container get it over here yeah so today's factor today is the iconic orange couch from the central

perk set of friends was just rotting in a basement before it was found and it's so popular that you

could buy a replica for 3 299 us dollars fact of the day day day day day

do play it sledgehammer if you are in koojee in australia um look out for bagel and mango

bagel and mango are two um 2.5 meter pythons that have been released 100 percent thought this

was going to be a dog no no pythons and this is wild like because people have been warned

yeah on the lookout for these snap are they deadly they're not deadly they'll be they'll be all right

right they're a bit constricted but they're got they're small ish right they're they're they're

bigger than a little one you could hold in your hands like this but smaller than the python that

was around britney spears's neck in the um i'm a slave to you yeah but would they eat your cat in

the backyard because you know sometimes in Australia they get a cat they're pretty quick

though they pretty get your slower animals before they got your cats yeah so what happened is uh

there was a woman who was going through a break up and you know that thing where you're like

chuck out your ex's shit you're like get out again don't do that time we got to work in

someone to throw it out of that apartment building over the road someone's dicing vacuum clean up

and all their shit was on the lap that must have hit the ground with uh oh my god like top kind of

couple of floors that came from yeah so this is what the ex did to this girl threw a tantrum when

she dumped him and he took the lovely hand-reared pet pythons and dumped them in the street in a

fit of anger in the streets of koojee straya yeah so they're domesticated they won't survive in the

wild they won't oh no they won't just like take off into the bush i mean it's as an animal lover

i'm sort of happy that they're released but you know they won't survive they won't survive so

there's no danger to people yeah she said they're sweet they don't bite scared for their safety

please if anyone sees them let them know well that you can domesticate a snake yeah i would have

thought they always would have been able to slither back i just find it would be such a huge red

flag if i went to someone's house and they had anything in a tank that wasn't a fish yeah kim

kim crossman's got tarantula and does she have a little snake need a lot of snakes as pets in

she lives in america so you're probably right yeah i know i wasn't you say no it's cute i'm like

i'm good thank you it's not anyway snake this is um pending with us we don't know if the snake's

been found yet yeah it's in a whole neighborhood being on the lookout for two snakes at the time

of publishing the snakes are still on the loose if you found it dead could you get it stuffed and

use it as a draft stopper yeah hell of a drafter because they always made draft subbers look like

snakes any sort of elongated animal snake python yeah that'd be a really good door stopper yeah

yeah yeah yeah well i want to know what you did with the ex's stuff in the breakout maybe you did a

big dramatic hiff out the window onto the street come pick it up maybe you got a skip maybe you

went to the dump and you sold it made a list of a tiny little profit yes well just donated it all

to one of those um charity bins yeah and then they come back for their stuff i remember my best friend

um she was seeing someone at the time and he'd bought her so off-color for her one of those wall

gecko you know like oh yeah yeah outside coppery boomers boomers love those on the back

boomers love a wire gecko on the fence they loved it and she'd had it there and at the time she'd

be like oh my god embarrassing but you know like how sweet and then he'd be back and then she dumped

him and then that night we had drinks and we took it out on the street we like folded it up and

standing on it and stuff and then we dropped it off and their tails grow back though don't they

not the wire ones not the wall mounted ones not the white wall mounted wire ones just gone what

god we took pleasure in actually bending that wall gecko to pieces maybe you had a sacrificial

burning of your ex's stuff we'd love to take your calls we'd love to know i'll add 100 thousand

amazon number call us now you can text through nine six nine six your message what did you do with

your ex's stuff the more dramatic or the pettier the better bonus points too if you got rid of stuff

and then got back together and then you're like oh i don't know what happened to the muscle

oh sorry there's a break in yeah

you say you'll never join the navy never live on a submarine or power a ship with nuclear energy

joining the navy sounds crazy saying never actually is learn why at navy dot com america's navy

forged by the sea play well after a breakup in australia and kudji uh kudji a couple of snakes

pythons are throwing out um with the ex's stuff and they're gone well they're on the loose we want

to know what you've done with the ex's stuff after a breakup whether it was a a burning on the front

lawn uh you chucked it all everything on the front lawn whatever uh some messages in on instagram

i rubbed his electric toilet brush head around the toilet bowl he was a cheating a hole now that

person who sent that in has a man in her profile picture and i assume it's not the one who no she's

moved on got the toilet toothbrush yeah um burnt all his stuff says kylie see i love that could you

walk up to the environment that though could you like i said against the law or would they could

you force them to buy you new stuff i don't know i put my cheating ex's stuff and rubbish bags on

the street took him back a week later and helped him unpack it oh that's embarrassing i wouldn't

have ever told us that i know i'm embarrassed for you i'm embarrassed for you throw in a big

skip just this weekend finally obviously just leaving stuff around yeah good it's wild some

people don't come back for their stuff hey yeah well it's my stuff now if you don't come back

do i please true hailey um different hailey not you hailey because i've never done anything

terrible no hailey what did you do with the ex's stuff oh so i used to live in the uk and but i

have a new zealand passport so me and my partner we're going to move to new zealand um he actually

was uh abusive a hole so um one day i finally decided who what am i doing this is just ridiculous

so i bagged his stuff up threw it out of a window called immigration and cancelled his visa

two weeks later got on the plane to australia and never saw him again haven't been home in 11 years

good for you cancelled his visa's a big move then he can't come up to you immigration ringing me

well i had immigration ringing me to say such and such as you know he's trying to come into the

country i said bar is nothing to do with me oh my visa well it was bar it was on the

don't it never never heard about sounds awful it all sounds like an absolute pro hailey thank you

keep your messages coming in 9696 800 dals at m what did you do with your ex's stuff uh but for

now we are talking about what you did with your ex's stuff people are biffing out of windows sitting

at a blaze i like this one anonymous good morning good morning good morning what did you do with

your ex's stuff um well he walked out on me when i was 25 weeks pregnant oh wow classy dude yeah oh

and i he's a mate he's an amazing guy um and i he wouldn't come and get his stuff so i said to him

if you don't come and get it i'm gonna have a free garage sale and he didn't believe me and i did it

and he had to start all over again fantastic how when when people were coming around for the free

garage sale well they were like should we don't want anything for this yeah i was like no no it's

all fine it's it's all free i'm just clearing out some crap what kind of stuff was that uh tables

couches pots pans oh my god damn i wish i was there his life his life but you could have used

those pots and pans she's got her own pots and pans no i didn't want anything that was those

oh i love that i love that and it just all gone for free anonymous thank you some messages

some stuff uh donated or sold it and used the money to put towards an overseas trip oh that's

good a little eats great love um i took his personalized stock car hoodie to the op shop

he says live so he was he on a stock car team was he maybe a personalized hoodie

wanger or shagger or something on the yeah shagger down the uh a rant is that is it because you'd

never i was gonna say he might try to go to the op shops and find it but is it a thing where if you

don't add to a clothing bin they ship it to another region so that you don't see your stuff or i've

never heard of that have you heard people say that that sounds like additional admin yeah someone

did rob a bank in a zm puffer jacket didn't they no they wrote was it a servo it wasn't it was

in australia though wasn't it yeah that's really funny we must follow up what the latest work because

i don't know i think once ross could prove that it wasn't any of the current employees because

they were trying to think of you for that weren't they they were it's got big foreign energy because

we have criminal past criminal endeavors yeah and to think you nearly could have been off to

police college i know i know i'm on the other side of the law i what's the legality of getting rid

of x's belongings i've i've had some stuff in this house for three years i'd quite like to get rid

of but hey look chuck it the person who asked that on text i'd say by the calls and texts we've had

people are burning things and no one's doing anything about it so if someone if someone's

left stuff for three years they don't want it no yeah they don't need it um i submerged my x's

xbox in the sink oh and then took it out and let it dry and then he wouldn't even know he wouldn't

know and then he finally came to get it and it wasn't working when by the time he got it back

but haha but haha but uh haha um wasn't me but when i broke up with my ex he broke into my house

while i wasn't there and stole my duty laundry oh yeah it's the wrong end of it that's the absolute

wrong end of it yeah i snipped every second stitch in the seat and backside of every pair of pants

in his wardrobe so if you ever put any pressure on the seam it would tear right open that's fantastic

and i deleted all his spotify playlists oh why are you guys so offended by that he'll be able to

some of them take so long you're right some really good playlists yeah same i'd be devos

someone did that oh my god my gym playlist has actually taken years somebody said um i don't

even know who these people were but it was such a great drama to follow in our neighborhood i was

driving down the road there was a sign that said you have five days to get your stuff the next day

it said you have four days to get your stuff three days to get your stuff and then on the day after

one day i went past there was just a fire and a bin on the side of the road brilliant like that wow

he was seeing the signs i assume it was a hey yeah feels like it feels a lot like the women

are the ones who are doing the crazy and you know what i think deservedly so deservedly yeah

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