ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 27th October 2023

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The Fleece Morn and Haley Big Pod.

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Good morning, welcome to the show.

Fleece Morn and Haley.

Happy, someone's happy it's Friday.

I'm so excited!

And not only because I just had a little lick of lemon cello.

Now I'm aware it's 6.02 a.m.

But we're having some cocktails after the show

and I've brought in a bottle of lemon cello to contribute.

And I realised I hadn't tried it, delish.

What is lemon cello?

Sugar.

Uh-huh.

Lemon.

And lemon-infused vodka.

Ah, right.

To make a sweet Italiano.

Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

Good staff.

All right, coming up on the show today,

we're going to chat to James McConie again,

who's in France.

Great staff.

Ahead of the Rugby World Cup final on Sunday morning

against the box.

How are we feeling?

Because we're all watching the game together now.

We've been invited.

Did we invite ourselves or did you invite us?

What's happened is Shade's invited us.

Shade invited people.

Now can I bring our friend James?

Because he...

Yeah.

Yeah, great.

Okay, cool.

James is always welcome.

Okay, I thought so.

He'll probably sort of check.

He'll help me in the kitchen.

Yeah, he won't know what's going on

because he doesn't do rugby.

Yeah.

But that's great.

Okay.

So we're all coming around.

James is always welcome.

Are we getting dressed up?

Are we?

I don't have any merch.

I'm getting...

You're going to get dressed

as your favorite historical all-black.

Terry Wright.

Terry Wright.

Yeah, we share the same historical all-black.

Wow.

Favorite all-black because of the moustache.

Oh, and the his thin legs.

It was out there on the wing.

Oh, if we're going base of legs,

I'll come as Jonah Lommi.

Hell of a set of thighs on that guy.

Hell of a set of thighs on this girl.

Yeah.

Well, catch up with James McConie

after seven this morning.

Also, a VIP double pass to Friday's Live,

which yesterday was three weeks away.

After 7.30 this morning,

around 7.30 we'll play Who That Girl.

Who That Girl.

Vaughn will have 10...

Well, 60 seconds.

A couple of questions to guess your name

if you can do that.

A double VIP pass to Friday's Live.

We've got the top six all the way.

Terry Wright has only just turned 60.

Gosh.

Now, I would have assumed he was

an older chap than that

because of the moustache in the 80s,

made him look like he was 40 in the 80s.

He did age him, didn't he?

Yeah.

This is Hailey.

I'm just going to give you a look at the legs.

Oh.

That was the days before professional rugby.

I love the legs like that.

Yeah, I love legs.

I love legs.

I always thought this moustache was bigger.

No, no, no.

It was like a dainty mo.

Right, okay.

It wasn't like a full handlebar.

Yeah.

Not dainty.

It wasn't like...

It was like a Freddie Mercury.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

Not like down into the handlebar.

Good stuff.

Well, the top six is coming up.

Where is it now?

Um...

You've got now to Terry Wright

to hold a kitty.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Falling in a teahole.

Um...

Slipped into one of those teaholes.

Yeah, I've heard about these.

The top six ways to cover a tattoo.

Okay.

Our new government has said,

if tattoos are holding you back,

well, for God's sake, cover them up.

Okay.

Put some foundation on them

and get out there and get a job.

Well, I assume that's what they're recommending.

I don't know.

Probably Finn Lizzie.

Love to see a gang member applying some Finn Lizzie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Going to Mecca and being like, hey...

You know, when you're a kid and you'd colour someone in

and they were just one shade?

Yeah.

That's what it would look like.

You're like, something's not quite right here.

Yeah.

I think reality is skimping on special effects.

Well, I've got the top six other ways

to cover a tattoo in the top six.

Now, Saltlams, did you guys have one?

No.

No.

I was never a 20-something female, so...

Oh, yeah.

I wanted one when I was a 20-something female,

but then I hit my 30s and I was like, oh, nah.

But, Carl Ween, you definitely had one, didn't you?

Shannon, you probably had one.

I'm just taking a step in the dark.

Both of them strike me as salt lampers.

Yeah, I still have one.

I still have one.

Yeah.

Did you buy one for the aesthetics,

or did you believe it's doing something to your aura?

The aesthetics.

Okay.

Do you know I once had a massage in a salt cave?

Where?

On the North Shore, so it wasn't always that...

I was waiting for the B word.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.

I'm not a barley.

I know.

I think you went underground in Bali, or...?

They had, in this like beauty massage place,

they had a...

They'd built a room out of salt bricks.

And I gotta tell ya, it rolled,

because the light was soft and glow,

but the salt doesn't do anything to you, for God's sake.

Anyway, with Saltlams,

they were like the all the rage, right?

Yeah.

What was the deal there?

What was the...

What was the folklore?

I don't know.

There was folklore.

Yeah.

Cleans and deodorizes the air, helps with asthma and allergies, produces beneficial negative

ions, improves sleep, reduces less colds and flus.

No, don't believe that.

What is the sole?

It was always dusty.

They were always dusty.

Yeah.

Dusty and they leaked.

They sweat.

They sweat.

Yeah, they sweat.

They always look to me like a fire risk as well.

Yeah, because they're wet.

They always feel like a base, a pine base or something.

Yeah, a pine base with like a cheap AliExpress light fitting in the bottom of them.

Well, I just saw on TikTok.

They were no lava lamp.

No.

They ain't got nothing on the lava lamp.

Lava lava lamp.

Speaking of fire risks.

Jesus.

You sleep next to your lava lamp with your letter blank it on?

No good.

So there's videos of people doing shots of tequila and instead of looking at salt, you know,

putting a bit of salt on the hand and having a lick of that because they're pictures.

They're licking, they're licking their salt lamps.

Who out of you two have licked your salt lamp?

No, like every time we've had a few.

It's car wood.

Look at this too.

Look at this too.

Listen, guys.

Every time we've had a couple of lemonade, it's a tradition that we all lick my salt lamp.

Oh, car wood.

I've licked a salt lamp before.

It's very salty.

Yeah, it's just a lump of salt.

It's a lump of rock salt.

Yeah, very salty.

Why?

This feels dangerous.

Yeah, it's a bit dusty.

Oh, yeah.

But then also, when everyone's licked it, do you wash it?

No, because it sweats itself off.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Did you just say, Jared?

Just get salt from the pantry and put on your hand like a normal basic person.

It's no fun.

We're all still, we're all of the age now.

You guys included.

You're too old to be doing lemon tequila salt or whatever.

You just drink tequila.

Oh, yeah.

It's not after a tequila shot or anything.

It's just part of the fun.

Part of the fun.

All right.

All right.

So this is not even tequila.

All right, guys.

And we booze enough to lick the salt lamp yet.

Like, blah, blah, blah.

Also, you can just go down to the pet store and get a salt lick.

You do?

Yeah.

And that's got other beneficial minerals.

One pondy.

Get a cowlick.

Get a cowlick.

Get a cowlick.

Much cheaper to get a cowlick.

When salt lamps bad for animals though?

Because they were going all in on them?

Yeah, probably.

Wasn't there a morning about that from beer?

Slicking it and stuff?

Oh, wasn't there?

I feel like there was something in the news.

They wouldn't look at those because animals were always like, yeah, they love the saltiness.

Well, they're just like us.

We just get our salt from different sources.

And vinegar chips.

Yeah.

It's very good to do, actually.

Yes.

And salty.

I love and vinegar chips.

Yeah.

Now for our cocktails today, after the show at my place, I got the snack of Changi.

I got the sour cream.

Yeah, that's sour cream.

It's one of the best in Changi.

It's one of the best in Changi.

Is that okay?

That's very good.

Is that okay?

That's my type of flavour.

Do you want and vinegar?

I want it and vinegar.

I know.

Well, I can stop because I'll pop by and get some healthy things like carrots.

And I'll get some and vinegar as well.

Fantastic.

Thank you.

That's good.

The carrots can just sit there as a gesture.

Wouldn't a cowlick eat those?

Yeah, that's right.

Because she doesn't eat meat.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'll get and carrots.

Okay, so I'll do a whole charcuterie board and then I'll just put a salt lamp and some

carrots out for you.

How does that sound?

I'll stop it.

I'll stop it.

PGG writes in and grab a salt lamp.

Yeah.

Well, thank you guys.

For later on.

This has got magnesium in it.

Yeah.

Fantastic.

Perfect.

All the other stuff.

Play.

ZDM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Nice to hear from Little Nas X again.

Yeah, what's he up to?

Can we get some more please?

It was quite a year.

He must be working on something.

You'd hope so.

Everywhere.

I just wanted to just...

Ha ha.

Ha.

Fun.

Little Nas X.

He was fun because I've got terrible news.

Terrible news.

Okay.

Pomona.

Pomona.

Pomona.

Pomona.

These are virus...

Bananas have a virus.

What?

Like a banana's kind of herpes or something.

It's worse than herpes.

Okay.

It's bananas.

It's killing banana trees.

So it's a bad virus.

Oh, I'd like that, because we got too many on our house.

They pop up like weeds.

Bananas.

No banana trees.

Oh, okay.

But they are more banana trees.

How do I put this?

banana trees that grow our bananas that we eat bananas are all in the same band

day yeah well they grow within it's the same as the trooper gets the belt

around the middle of the earth right it's where your coffee grows it's cocaine

bananas you know your three vital the food yeah yeah yeah on some be real

estate agents that's all you need in coffee way we go where we go where we

go where we go little bit more cocaine maybe a mid-afternoon coffee and then

espresso martini and then espresso martini and then more but more bananas

for put yeah it's like just come crashing down with the promise of a real

estate industry that is bouncing back yeah so those guys are gonna be most

upset because they're about to lose the bananas they're all clones of they're

all clone they found the banana that works we sound like a raven lunatic

born I believe it's the Cavendish the Cavendish banana is a clone of they

worked out they put two types of banana together yeah and they eliminated the

seeds in a banana because you might be like how do they keep growing these

bananas there's no seeds in them they clone the plant and then they planted

again and again and again and again and again and there are hundreds of

thousands of them yeah now the problem with cloning and you'll be familiar with

this if you've watched the Star Wars prequels mistaken I tend to the one but

yes that okay excuse me listen to me it's the real me are you buried me so the

virus has gone to one of them but they're all identical yeah it'll be like

if we were all identical and COVID got in and it killed the first one and you're

like well we're stuffed because we're all the same we're all the same yeah we've

got the same weaknesses we've got the same strengths so this virus that's got

in is just like tearing through all of these clone banana plants and that is

most of the bananas that we consume around the world this type yes right

more than half I think there's a real banana as well you like your lady

fingers the little one that's the thing you go to like but are they Cavendish as

well or are they their own thing no no they're wrong you go to the islands like

Samoa Fiji and you go to the breakfast buffet and you have the tiny little

nanas and you're like these nanas taste different it's because we're used to the

Cavendish Nana yeah and these those are gonna be the only nanas that survive

well what about the massive ones that plunge is it the plantain they're like

big bananas but they're a bit more flowery and they put people off because

they're too big yeah you know you look at the size of it you like that's not

going in my cereal yeah that won't even fit in my bowl it's gonna be dominant yeah

you chop the end off the real estate agents like yeah I can do it I'll sell

your house and I'll eat your big giant plantain but yeah so it's this huge like

the banana industry is literally shaking at the date they're on their knees and

because they can't do anything they've got to try to stop it it's like

coldy dieback they've got to put in some spray stations and some boot cleaners

100% yeah little brushes for our boots and stuff yeah good no I don't even have

a banana today because I was reading about this last night every day every

day every day and then I went to get my breakfast ready for this morning there

was no bananas and I said it started you could imagine in a loving tone huh I

see the Cavendish shortages already hit us and that sort of time yeah that went

down really well yeah you know you're capable of buying bananas yeah yeah well

you only buy five at a time and then the kids are like can I have another banana

they're eating three a day like a pond to be real estate agent oh gosh hopefully

not doing the rest well if my children are doing cocaine I will be very

disappointed

it is so silly silly silly that a silly little boy silly little boy silly little

boy silly little boy silly little boy what pray tell do you call your parents

this mum and dad I call my mum and dad I call my parents mum and dad most of the

time mum but sometimes I call the mumma and dadder mum yeah dadder because my

my mum called her dad dadder right to the day died yeah so we also so what were

the options we had mom thousands of votes mum and dad mummy and daddy their

first names or other and I think out of the thousands and thousands of votes

we had there were like 40 something that say mum and mum and daddy mummy my mum

very British 90% of people say mum and dad yeah okay one percent say mummy and

daddy mum and dad five percent call them by their first names and four percent

other yeah there was a conversation in the group chat last night about a few of

the our friends called the appearance by the name yeah it's really disrespectful

yeah I don't know what I get called I think it's dad mostly but every now and

then I'll get a data data just like off the top but I had data like that yeah

that'll stop though why not but no daddy daddy was years years ago daddy no

haven't been called I'm a good bloody daddy for years I will throw this at you

daddy him so four and a half thousand votes for mom and dad 48 votes for mummy

and daddy so let's find out what the people are calling their parents I call

the mummy and daddy if I need something from them says and mom's like here it

comes she's asking for money again Sam says I call my mom mom 90% of the time

but I call it Allison when I feel like being a ship egg yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Christine use me Pat see generally Christine you can't say that yeah I'm

saying Chris oh yeah you gotta be careful around one you can't say oh yeah he's a

PC bloody media um Kate said always where their first names now started as a

thing just to piss my mom off when I was a teenager so obviously I I have to win

this game yeah it's just carry on carrying on yeah yeah we school dad old

man in but everybody in our group we called their dads old man oh yeah

old man Steve old man all right everybody's dad was old man and they

wouldn't even hold like I'm probably as old now they were young I say mummy and

daddy due to a combination of childhood guilt tripping that they got sad when my

big sister went to mom and dad and the English family thing so CJ calls her

mom and dad mummy and daddy because yeah do you think if this if we were

running this poll with Brits it would be majority mummy daddy posh posh Brits

called the mummy yeah mother father oh yeah mother father mother and father Sam

says I call mine mama and daddams daddams mother and father if he says

mother and father I call the mother and father well her name is Effie good

morning mother they sound like they live in a manner they do live in a hamster

living in my mom they ride horses oh Effie is a one this is a

sequestria um Rachel says mama bear and daddy oh daddy oh I love that daddy oh

Haley not our Haley this is Haley without the first why oh this is the

comment you've miss spelt yeah this is like Bill Haley yeah yeah and Haley's

come Haley Joel else month my mom hates it when I used to call her by a first

name which is Brenda said it was very disrespectful

friendies that gave my brother fuel to wind her up more by calling her a

Brenda however I address my male parent as father and he addresses me as daughter

very formally no idea why I love that father Peggy said I'm from Germany it's

mama and papa with a very long second a so mama yeah I'll drag it out for at

least two seconds mama I have a lot of like my like Mali people do mama and

papa yeah my friends papa it is weird and I feel like we might have looked

into it for a fact of the day once about how around the world the words for

mother and father are so similar between languages that would never have had

contact with each other yeah I know yeah maybe I reckon it's to do with what

you what you do with is a baby mama mama mama the first like yeah that's all

that's that I sell a little poll thank you all very much for joining us

play lonely planets top 10 best value destinations nice the midwest of

America of America is in there I've never been I love to go to the midwest like

Wyoming yeah the middle part but not because we get them I always thought the

midwest was halfway down the west coast oh okay feels like it was now we

talked about midwest I was like well it's not it's just the middle it's the

middle it's the middle it's the Middle East it's the middle part of America

definitely in the Middle East I love it really love it they just said you know

America how America was was like portrayed to you yeah Poland also yes

love Poland I've been to Warsaw no really check okay Eastern Europe Europe is

amazing Europe still bouncing back from communism so it hasn't caught up with

capitalism it's got some really amazing like I've never been but it's got really

nice mountains and lakes and that that kind of mouthfulsie vibe as well the

Danube Danube Danube Danube Limes in Romania oh area of Romania must be

limestone cliffs or something yeah Normandy in France oh money Egypt great

value for money according to lonely yeah it's value destinations according to

learning planet a caria in Greece okay Algeria okay the night trains in

Europe that what all right on the night I just save yourself a hotel and sleep on

the train while you go into your next destination yeah and the southern lakes

and central Otago New Zealand whoa I love it it's one of my favorite areas of

this country summer it's beautiful winter there's skiing it's autumn yeah my god

it's golden it's delicious beautiful I want to bring it's coming back to life

I live there I have lived gorgeous yeah Easter's everywhere you look but I would

not have considered it affordable or value for money no certainly not I mean

no maybe outside of Wanaka in Queenstown like you know your Alexandra's or your

Cromwells or your even the new Cromwell rules but it's yeah it's not because this

isn't lonely planet this just isn't like living yeah this is doing traveling

yeah and I mean you know you burn through some cash in those tourist

here is your why hell yeah you like oh yeah just some a couple of years thanks

mate he's like yeah okay $82 big but I mean it's not like you're at level no

no you're here of tourists going for a lunch and they're like oh my god that

fish was $500 or I got a water and it was $1000 I mean we are literally as

far from the ocean as we could be yeah why is the fish so expensive I feel like

every time I go down south like to the Otago region I'm always shocked at how

much money I spend you come back you're like how did that cost that much what

happened but then I'm thinking you like my wife have an expensive taste oh my

god I see this there and yesterday I've got expensive taste you say yeah I was

looking for a light like a light with short two lights and I was looking every

time I see one I'm always like oh that's nice so anytime I see a car it drives by

I'm always like what's that Lamborghini and you're like oh for God's sake yeah

get a grip my wife would be like rather than my wife man I'm just gonna call

her Shaday from here on out because that's her name but Shaday will be like

oh okay oh I'm hungry should we go to Amesfield yeah why can't we just eat

like a food roll well we're here but that's the thing if you're in Queen

so you don't go to the bakery you are yeah significantly more expensive than

your average bakery your champagne lifestyle on a beer budget I want the

champagne I'm lifestyle on a champagne credit card and then a champagne pay-off

period and no I don't have a credit card for this very reason yeah cuz I got

my mind you don't have a credit card I can't be trusted I'll just spend money

that's not mine I cannot do it well that's actually very responsible thank

you I look forward to you somehow buying that Lamborghini without a credit card

God knows

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ZM's Fletchvorn and Haley

From the self-driving ZM think tank this is the top six

Gangs Gangs Gangs Gangs we respect you and we want no no no bad words we're not

saying anything bad about gangs you do you you just said you wanted all gangs

dead well there was a lead-up to the election there was a lot of talk about

gangs a lot of talk about it being tough on crime yeah a lot of talk about it so

it's time for for the talk to be done less who we more do we we're talking

more doing what's this a ridge what's the other what's the English version of

that nothing there's anything wrong with the little less conversation a little

action thank you Elvis Presley so it's time for the action and Mark Mitchell who

will be expected to be the next police minister has said that gang members with

gang facial tattoos or have to apply foundation when they wake up in the

morning or face a rest

foundation is promising to rule is promising to allow police to search

suspected gang members their vehicles and their properties without warrants and

issued dispersal notices banning gang members from talking to one another

good luck the police is just like ah come on leave us alone we've got enough to

do gang activity be banned on social media which is terrible news for Hale's

kitchen which over lockdown really got a lot of viewers as gang members were

showing you how to make cheap and easy meals cheap and cheerful meals shivers I

don't know good luck finding a full coverage foundation that'll actually

cover these tattoos exactly so I've got the top six other ways to cover up

tattoos okay foundations not for everybody you for example hate it don't

you you know I absolutely hate it every morning when you cover up your playboy

buddy face tat on the left cheek as well my bowl man it felt right you know he's

a playboy yeah number six on the list cover it with body hair you could get

a little bit of regain yeah work it into the patch yeah and it'll grow the

hair will grow thick there and then thick enough that it'll cover it up number

five on the list of the top six ways to cover up tattoos if foundation is not

for you a giant Hickey you can get a Hickey that would make it just suck on

them every couple of days someone sucks on him yeah imagine trying to give

someone a forehead if you had a gang tattoo across your forehead which is not

unpopular you'd have to have a Hickey yeah number four on the list of the top

six ways to cover up tattoos if foundation is not for you cake icing

tinted accordingly oh yeah let's not licking you in the street are you a

vanilla icing are you a chocolate icing are you a caramel icing touch a cocoa

touch more cocoa touch more cocoa I'll get too much cocoa for me but then you

get back to vanilla more icing sugar more you're saying oh like cocoa I was

thinking more like I just go like a really nice pink yeah but then like a

donut frosting okay okay that works but you still have flesh suck on your

forehead that way wait do you want the Hickey or not can I lick the lick the

icing all right okay number three on the list of the top six other ways to

cover up tattoos when they become my legal another tattoo yeah right just

cover up with another tattoo number two on the list of the top six ways to

cover up tattoos according to the we'll know that the government saying they

can be covered up mom stockings oh yeah you ever put like your mom stockings on

your arm yeah and you're like it's hard to tell hard to tell whether if it's

skin or not and then there's little hairs poking through yeah I mean I used to

wear stockings on my arms as a goth yeah just do goth start he threw a very dark

stocking cover it right up and number one on the list of the top six ways to

cover up tattoos duct tape just covers everything yeah cover up all mannerisms

like holes in the wall just put some duct tape on you want to get a bit of duct

tape over there so you can go under your shopping I don't know this seems

madness it seems like madness that is today's top six

play Zudem's Fletch Vaughn and Haley

it's the final ranking

we do this every Friday it's called final rankings we rank a topic an item

normally it's food that's just today it's not that's power tools now there has

been a rolling on the water blaster that's an outside appliance yeah what

category of tool is a water blaster how to choose the right water blaster no I'll

go to one of us got a minor 10 users I think we just go for like power tools

that builders use drills you know yeah the home handy person uses hey did you

know the CEO of my to 10 as a woman I didn't know that that's fantastic that's

really good hey Andrea's Andrea scound are you just googling that I just

giggled my 10 to go to the shop to see what whereabouts in what category just

email just put her full name sometimes I put a dot in the middle and then just at

my to 10 dot code power garden tools I'm not emailing her to ask her for the if

she knows if she can definitively rule if the water blaster is a power to shop

tools and equipment power garden tools well now I want to say okay but we're

not doing power garden tools we're doing power tools but one day we have to do

power garden tools I think that's the only power garden tool no no no more

chainsaw water blaster are the way we're okay okay we'll do that as a line

trimmer separate separate one yeah okay good call well just power to hedge

trimmer I'll start jigsaw yeah jigsaw is great very versatile how fun are they

they're fun they're fun I can when a blade breaks oh I drop sore rules I mean

when I first bought my drop sore I was just drop sore on everything how many

times have you used your drop so heaps whatever 10 times he's used every day

yeah but you're doing home renovations the whole deck with a drop sore no yeah

the builder built the whole deck with a builder builder should bring his own

ones out there with a drop so stop trying to be brought your job so I

like when it comes to drills impact driver so the drill that drunk goes

yeah it doesn't it rattles and it goes yeah powerful not just a drill for like

a little screw in the wall but like I'm so in this house together yeah what

about a skill sore yeah like a skill saw yeah drop so without the drop they they

scare me a bit yeah Lucy goosey we're talking scary not a angle grinders

angle grinders are all you're those things will pop off and lose an iris the

terror 11 what about a renovator that's like your motorized way like those and

then you can just you just cut through anything cut a hole through jib they

they annoy me though with their versatility they seem kind of good at

everything but not really great they're not yeah they create the most janky

lines yeah you got to tidy it up afterwards what about an orbital sander or

about that belt sander no no no no orbital sand orbital for you or mouse

sander and what else have we got here reciprocating sore that's scary I

don't know what those are when you when you're cutting more or less but more

for demo if you just need to cut something out like you need to cut

through nails and stuff that are holding something you just get in the

game that's how we demo just chopping through chicken wire and nails

screws and wood and everything okay we're some safety glasses do you know

what I hate is a as a nail gun I think nail guns gonna be number one

because the builders they don't give you a heads up and then you're just walking

around your house thinking it's all gonna do you've shot yourself twice

haven't you I'll go I'll go I'll rank number one for me is the impact driver

you have your intense screwdriver yeah number two I'm going drop sore and it

creates a beautiful dust beautiful yeah a beautiful dust a beautiful dust and

number three I'm going the orbital sander it's every renovators must have

okay I'm gonna go now gun now go drop sore yeah and

you need to charge with jigsaw jigsaw okay those are my three okay I'm gonna

go drop sore number one number two is now gun and number three is

hard isn't that build a standard drill standard standard drill super handy

yeah the guy needs to own one yeah the rules but it a drill can do what an

impact driver can do an impact driver can't do it a drill can't do it impact

does he does stuff isn't it crank it to that setting and absolutely give it

right smoke yeah why don't we consider a power tool the builders radio oh yeah

well it does run off one of the Makita batteries yeah it does yeah our builders

gonna Makita radio blasted all day long somebody some messages in okay on the

topic number one's gonna be the impact driver aka the

battery powered grinder is number one it's a tool and a skeleton key yeah

that's the grinder the angle grinder battery powered grinder reciprocated

sore somebody said every time they use it I get so excited yeah it's a gruntie

the sabersaw is it's on the name star I'm a sabersaw to be scared of power

tools play it's it is fledged for the nail it's the America's cup is now you see

let's come to Steve Adams beautiful connection the old black celebrating already

sports talk joining us again this weekend ahead of the final of the rugby

World Cup it's the all blacks versus the spring box James Mccony we welcome back

to the show good morning

oh try again James hello James why he's not there he was there

just a moment ago we were chatting are you there James James he should

I'm back don't you worry I'd never leave the show

never what have you been doing here you're a lad about town what have you

been doing in in France in this week between semi-final and grand final but

it's called scrounging for stories just desperately calling every single X

rugby player and you can even feel the eye roll as you say what are you up to

today this game that's coming up in the weekend and finally I went okay fine

we'll go to a press conference I went to the South African press conference oh

my goodness they promised breakfast but they didn't deliver unbelievable also you

don't want to trust South African catering ahead of exactly but I didn't

care I was happy to get food boys and take one for the team but there was gonna

be my first question in the press conference it was like whatever you

said there was breakfast and there's no breakfast but I someone asked a rugby

question it all got out of control now the all-black team has been named for

the final and are we happy for from everything you're seeing on the ground

talking to the people in the know what have we got this oh someone called for

out cuz clap along I am extremely happy but I think it is a bit annoyed a bit

annoyed that Sam well I've told you this before mate I love a big hairy man and

that's my bench well he looks like a llama and he will come on and I tell

you I'll take a punch anyway he is basically there to finish the game

because he's such a total pro yeah we need you we need Nepal lala a bit of

nepotism there by getting in the best scrum lager and then also they've got

summer Sony Tokyo our whole because they and Coles will be a bit gutted but

summer Sony is just he's all energy and he's got a bit of grunt and South

Africa I've got seven forwards on their bench which means seven people who turn

up and go I met Damon right and one back one full back and reserve okay now

we mentioned last week the beautiful Argentinians sad to see them how do we

have the more attractive team what about the South Africa I'm just having a

Google I'll be the judge of that well I don't know some of the South Africans

are pretty sexy and by the way sir Khaleesi who was at the press conference

today I've got a massive man crush on him because every time he speaks to just

go yes yes yeah I'll follow you to the end of the year they have that they've

got an awesome captain and he's not the mother of dragons of people are like oh

wait a second he's stolen that Khaleesi thing no he's born with that way before

George Martin came up with it but he he pretty much he was like total

respect to the all blacks love Sam Kane he pretty broke his neck I was in that

game and then I went and saw him in hospital and what he's done is the most

inspirational thing and I was I mean I got emotional I got misty eyed I was

like why are there tissues at the press conference and yeah it was pretty cool

God there's a couple of whopper men in the South African team units a unit oh

that's what you're into yeah yeah they're massive yet one guy comes off the

bench he's six foot ten RG's name and weirdly he had the misty T look a white

Mr. T he had the mohawk and he had that that you know the tanks top you know

like the tank top like it's not a full singlet but it's a it's a tank you know

like it's a bit of a longer sleeve up over the shoulder yeah is it yeah either

that last week you are singing my song James oh no well this is the only

reason why I'm watching I'm very excited we're gonna watch the game we're all

watching together we're having mimosas darling and Vaughn's gonna cook us a

lovely breakfast well exactly it's good it's a perfect day for a lovely

breakfast you watch the game you you probably think well can you all blinks

when this year of course they can they're just gonna try and keep it away from

those absolute behemoths that you just googled and you wouldn't want to know

their dimensions upstairs or downstairs we are we are we are we gonna win this

because I the TAB are saying New Zealand are the favorites paying $1.65

South Africa outside at $2.15 what does your heart say my heart says I can't

bet with the TAB in France it's GO blocked but I would say that it is it is the it is

the all but it's normally they put a bet on the other team you don't want to win

because you get money even though you know what I mean yeah it's a yeah if your

team doesn't win you get a little payday yeah but I'm thinking all blacks

because we've got too many weapons our bench is balanced they've got the seven

one split that means there's no reserve half-bet if that's the clerk who looks

like a mini four or maybe they call it my little pony actually and he's got

beautiful I wanted to brush his hair today but they didn't allow that it was

very it was all business today no brushing of the hairdresser I'm gonna say

give me the fafter clerk that is the most stunning has it ever been a rugby

World Cup final with three brothers starting for the same team because I'm

just looking that all three Barrett's are starting that must feel amazing

family no I don't think so I think three brothers is the maximum we've had we've

had the Witten brothers I guess we've had the Brock brothers that's two two and

three no no way not a chance Jonas brothers blues brothers yeah I know

blue sheet RIP he's gonna say he only started one World Cup yeah it's that

acroyd acroyd sort of put on the beat yeah it is really if you look at the

Barrett brothers it's been an amazing story not an ever-ending story I know

you've got to go to ads at some point but but actually Gordie Barrett the way

that he's moved from fallback to second fire has been this ultimate surprise

but suddenly we've got this 1912 combo which is the thing of beauty isn't it

wonderful for me the 1912 combo I was just saying this morning about the 1911

it is a thing of beauty you've got so right there James thank you for bringing

that up yeah the never-ending story James we're kind of thank you so much

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was a woman spotted on a public transport of a bus on a public transport of a

bus you don't take the bus much do you every time I take the bus so I love it

but there's no buses to my house yeah you know yeah there's like you got to do

a double bus to get to mine and you do growing up in Wellington you you would

have done all the public transport oh my god yeah because I lived in Eastbourne

and I went to school in town I was on the bus at 6.50 every morning you're not a

public transport snob no you want about Haley's why what are people saying what

are people saying don't read it don't read it don't read it don't read what

reviews don't read the comments don't read the comments what's happening they

are don't worry you don't worry about them I think they're jealous what they

said was man who's they jealous all of them is it Twitter it's Twitter it's

Twitter yeah there's a change its name didn't it from Twitter to Twitter yeah

Twitter to X and then we're back to Twitter then it went to Twitter yeah

anyway there was a woman spotted on a bus and she was waxing her leg like it's

a New Zealand or overseas Columbia here he though should be a bit here

Colombian woman I love I love to grow a little bit of a tush do they I didn't

know and I say this as a woman who grows a mighty tush you do grow money I say

what when I see a Colombian woman my eyes aren't often drawn to the tush area

area so she was she was just sitting there with her legs crossed she was on

the phone chatting away and waxing her leg with one of those you know the

ready-made strips not like a hot wax but like ready-made warming up your hands

put it on rip it off is this one of those occasions where you're on your way into

the town you didn't have enough time and so you're just doing it on the way yeah

like a quick but I would go like maybe a quick like shave of the pit or something

a full wax you just wear jeans right yeah well she is she's wearing like a

little mini skirt there you go I've got one back wearing a little mini skir in

a pair of black boots and it's like look at her she's having a merry time she's

like chatting away on her iPhone and oh there's a packed bus it's huge she's on

the side and they're like everyone's looking at it this is old lady being

like looking at her what a strange thing to do on public transport very bizarre

very bizarre so I thought we could talk about the weirdest things you've seen on

public transport because man it gets crazy in there sometimes it does you've

been on a bus in LA yes my god buses in LA a while they're pretty yeah there's

some interesting people I think my mom because I went on a holiday trip when I

was 17 and my brother would have been 20 and our parents and we were in

Hollywood for a week or something I think they were like oh be fun to catch

the bus in Hollywood only once oh my god I think like 50% of the people have

pissed themselves and then like the other 50 were preaching about Jesus and it was

like what is going on yeah we're the strange things happen you know it's

public transport open to anyone maybe someone's eating you have a public

transport is the public's access to it yeah that's what makes the public the

public are the problem here yeah yeah if the public are in your private

transport you've even got a bigger problem yeah yeah oh my god we're

talking about the weirdest things you've seen on on public transport the

woman was waxing her legs in a bus in Colombia then right as an answer to

this other people are sharing there's a video of some guy someone saying this

guy's literally tap dancing in his dressing gown on the tube and it's just

this drunk guy be like tap tap tap tap tap tap the tube is crazy people don't

even say good morning to you it's just like your cattle you're being pushed

on you're taking off on another stop wild wild gun bolt to the back of the head

and then you're being sliced up for delicious fillets there are some wild

stories coming in did you know there is a Instagram account dedicated to the

antics of the waheke ferry is oh no pondy boat PON because I don't remember

coming back on the boat from your 40th well you might be on there if you go

back and check the day I don't really remember there must be someone that works or

regularly takes it pondy boat PON full stop DE full stop BOAT oh my god I'm

simply must follow this pondy boat pondy boat pondy great Instagram name by the

way yeah I just started forgive forgive me for my god that guy's pants are down

yeah Britney Spears is entirely naked on Instagram oh my god that'll get taken

we'll come back to that later yeah um so we're talking about antics this is a

great Instagram I know I'm just gonna scroll right down to when we went for

your 40th pondy boat somebody said people vape on my bus all the time it's

disgusting that people think that's okay to be honest not the stories we're

hearing vaping right down the bottom of the list of appropriate things say I

cannot believe how many people are playing with a plane with themselves on

a bus yeah public transport I remember seeing that when I was a teenager I was

on a subway train in South Korea in my opinion the better career now I know

that's a controversial or highly your favorite of North I knew your favorites

North Korea you're a huge fan of the demilitarized zone you know I love to

sit on the fence he loves to sit on the fence yeah so I was on a train in South

Korea and a man was having a heart attack and everyone just stood and watched

him slowly die on the floor without doing a single thing it was the strangest

thing I've ever seen on public transport wait did that person do anything they

tried well they were memorizing it so they could share it as a great anecdote

on the radio one day it doesn't make a great story yeah I was on a bus in

Cuenca Ecuador Ecuador C U E N C A Cuenca Cuenca sure and a woman squatted

down next to me in the aisle and I was like okay and then she did wheeze all

over the floor now that could happen in Cuenca Ecuador or that could happen in Wellington

or that could happen in Auckland what you don't see listener is that while the songs

are playing I am reading Brittany's autobiography and I will say this is

one of the easiest and best books I've read in ages I gave Haley a right to

work this morning because she lost her license she's the unnamed female

broadcast and she recounted the yarns from this book and I was like holy moly

and then I see you're only like only just into it the amount of page four I was

aghast wow the stories you're just you've absolutely changed my entire

perspective on one car ride this is it's truly a great book and she is pissed you

just did a chapter and it was a page and a half I know short chapters she writes

so simply and bluntly and it's really fun to read it's harrowing well it's that is our

Friday flashback I'm going to do Brittany I'm T I'm toying between a few things if you

have a specific request you can text 9 6 9 6 otherwise leave it to me right now though

we are talking the craziest weirdest things you've seen on public transport yeah a woman

in Columbia was waxing your lease yep with those are made wax strips Luna what is the

craziest thing you've seen on public transport what's the weirdest thing that you've seen on

public transport oh well okay brace yourself so I'm from England I met my lovely Kiwi now

husband over there and living in Cornwall just been on a cheeky wee date getting to know each

other what not this and that and get on the bus on the on the way home all quite nice over

there a couple of girls get on your number one and going up to I'll call them to keep it easy

yeah number one is absolutely trolley and she's I need a way to go I'm absolutely just hanging

on here and girl number two is like no no no just wait we're gonna be at a toilet real soon

we work we're in the middle of nowhere yeah anyway so girl number one like that that's that

kind of it so she rips off her undies pops their knees against the front seat and just

absolutely goes for it so I know it gets worse so we're like oh my god this is right next to

us like we saw everything and so girl number two is like no and in the meantime anyway there's

sitting on the vodka I think they were drinking out of this bottle and having a merry old time

number two was relatively sober at that point but now moving on she's not

girl number two now needs to take a leak so girl number two oh no no I'm absolutely hanging on

now I'm gonna have to do the same so she rips off her undies just got against the seat in front

of her and absolutely goes for it so me and Timmy are just sitting there like what are we

watching this is just chaos at this point there's a river running down the aisle of the

bus driver turns the corner and it's like a river wave and everyone's like oh my god and then it's

even worse groups of guys get on they've had a lovely night out they're pretty you know they're

married they're not too drunk but anyway the girls are like it's been like put into the aisle of

wee-wees down there you know I've done the middle and anyway something happens I can't remember

the context but one of the guys is like odds of licking the floor and the guy loses the odds for

whatever reason gets down so poking your tongue out gets closer to the ground and he doesn't

listen to us and he licks the floor I know I mean it's worse we're like bro that was actually

that was wee-wees that you just licked you should probably go to your doctor or something I don't

know anyway so then we're telling all of our tales about this like a week or so later like

well I can't believe what we saw this is out of control poor Timmy just you know lovely wee innocent

kiwi never seen anything like this in his life I'm from London sin a bit but anyway um one of our

friends comes along and a bloody hell dreck and he's got with him the two girls from the freaking

did you say that were you like oh my god oh my god oh my god yeah well she was like I recognize

your friends from the baths and that made it even worse because then we're like oh my god did you

tell him what you're doing on the baths or and then Timmy and then Timmy's like I need to move home

take me back to oh dear oh we need to leave this country we did actually come with his move back

so I don't blame you I then call her in the week call her in the week you want to have $50

mccafe voucher thanks to our mates at mccafe well done Luna and um I'm sure I'm sure our buses are

way better yeah comparably yeah yeah oh jeff it's much cleaner yeah yes this is so gross I can't believe

that Luna thank you a couple of quick text messages in I don't think we're beating that though people

are manky man I was on the bus when a man stepped out in front of the bus and got run over um worse

was we watched his leg fly down the road and everyone was like and then he stood up and he was like

ah and look so he's all right and then we realized that it was he it was a um fake leg he was a

prosthetic I thought it'd be ripped clean off oh wait so he was already an amputee he was already

an amputee and his prosthetic came off he stood up I was like oh shit yeah um well this text came

in I was like this is going to be the best text but then Luna's story came in and it was completely

obliterated it um in London one morning I was walking down to the underground god it's rough

yeah it's rough me it's a rough um was walking down to the underground and two pigeons were walking

down the stairs and I was like were you two off to and then I walked with the pigeons

who went under the turnstile yeah cheeky bug oh my god paper there what up to the platform

where I was like I'm about to watch these pigeons get obliterated by a train the train

stopped open the doors the pigeons walked on they're off on a journey and they got and then I was on

the train with the pigeons and the next stop the doors opened and the pigeons walked off and I

have always wondered what happened to the pigeons oh my god imagine being a pigeon coming out of the

tube and being like this is different yeah we did hang on a second these are not the steps we came

down then they walk up the stairs like we've been here we usually fly what the hell I imagine it's

quite tiring flying yeah exactly catch the tube man that's what it's all about what all down to the

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Britney Spears upside down again, it's your Friday flashback as you literally read.

Can I read you an excerpt? Okay. A spoiler alert. This is great. So she's broken up with Justin and

he's sleeping around with a lot of people. She's like, I decided if Justin was going to date,

I was going to try and get out there and do the same too. I saw a guy I thought was hot. My friend

said that's cool. His name is Colin Farrell, right? We're jumping ahead. This is pre-embruge.

She said, well, talk about balls. I got in my car and I drove up to the set of his action movie

SWAT. Who did I think I was? There was no security thing. I went on the set, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Colin came over and see if you have any pointers. We wound up having a two week brawl. Brawl is the

only word for it. We were all over each other grappling so passionately. It was like we were

in a street fight. Imagine you're just at the height of Britney Spears fame. You're just on

your movie set and she just rocks up. Yeah. Wow. And he's like, hello. Wow. And this is great.

Colin Farrell is a sexy man. Dude, especially when you're bouncing back, when you're looking for a

rebound, Colin's your guy. Yeah. Especially like early 2000s, Colin. He was a dirtbag and I'm

having a filthy, filthy dirtbag. This book rolls, guys. You can borrow my copy.

Somebody said when you finish the book, could we have a Hailey's version set to a Britney Spears

song that gives us a book breakdown? Yes, you can. That would be great. You can have that next week.

Hell yeah, banger. It takes me back to dancing with my friends. Yeah. You can still dance with

your friends. You can still dance with your friends. Dance with my friends. I'm loving this.

I'm also reading the book and hoping to finally learn the dance to this song this weekend. Oh,

yeah. Yeah, good. Okay. So good. She was a red rubber suit. But I can't believe just to touch on

the book again. I can't believe she only gets 25%. I know. It's all her stuff. She would have got a

fee up front. She would have got a big fee up front. Yeah. Yeah, but wasn't that only like 10

mil or something? I know. Pitons. I would have thought that's not much, right? This book is

going to be selling insane. It's about so much more than the money. She's finally being heard.

She's finally saying things in her own word. I've never felt more empowered than reading this book.

It's honestly incredible. It's incredible. Oh, bloody Oprah over here. I'm on a Britney

Buzz. Oh, my God. Oprah, get on this. What are you laughing at?

A chat. You can't just snort. I said, because I said, from my recollection, and I do apologize,

but you asked that Colin Farrell had an exquisite penis. He does. It is. It is just right. It's

Kellogg's just right. As I recall. Right. Okay. There was a tape out at some point and there

was pictures and stuff. This was news to you. I consulted the gaggle, which is my

occasion. And I said, have the gaggle seen Colin Farrell's exquisite penis. And now it's just

popping off the chair. One knows how to pop off a gay group chat. It's not great footage,

but that was the error. It was not 4K penis, was it? It was not 4K penis.

Well, that's what announces we can sort it. I am dizzy. Okay. Speaking of sex, beautiful

transition. Gen Z. We head now to Gen Z, who apparently don't want sex or romance to be shown

in movies anymore. They want your buddy films, your friendship films, your girlies films.

There's not. We were spoiled for choice in the 90s of straight buddy comedy films. Yeah.

And maybe that's what they're itching for. They are a more, they're looking for more,

they want to see more asexual relationships represented on screen where sex isn't part of it.

Now I understand that, you know, like for years it was sort of gratuitous sex or like there was

just always the woman's got her boobies out and stuff. Yeah, but are they against a rom-com

where at the end they kiss and they... Well, that's the thing, it's not only sex,

they're saying romance. They're sick of seeing it. Maybe because dating so hard and they're also

bitter and twisted about it. Let's go to our Gen Z on the panel. Yeah, I feel like I'm the most

stereotypical Gen Z besides this. I'm a bit of a... You like a bit... Yeah, let's crowbar it in,

you know? But a lot of my friends, including my best friend, hates a kiss in the TV,

hates that whole plotline. She's just not here for it.

Oh my God, I'm so in for it. Do you want it in real life? Is she prudish?

No, no, she's just like just... I don't need to see it. Just...

Really? Why? The story can go along without it. I think it's like seen as... Of course,

I get that. Sometimes the scenes are in there, they're thumbed in there.

They're crowbarred in, yeah. They're crowbarred in and it's not integral to the story. I get that.

But it's nice to watch. I consciously seek them out.

Yeah, same. Oh, you love it.

I like Sex in My Box and I just got it from Colin Farrell. I like Sex in My Films,

I like Sex in My TV and I like Sex in My Bedroom. I love this for you.

Good on you. Yeah, thank you.

Right, but have you noticed that's the thing though?

Yeah, definitely. Like, honestly, talking to the girls and stuff when we'll watch a movie,

they're like, oh, it's just... It's doing the most. Whereas I'm like, oh, crowbar it in.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, because you were like coming of age and 50 Shades of Grey was out, whereas the rest of us

had to like spend decades working up to that.

Probably. And the other big one's 365. That's the one everyone references now.

Like, if you're talking about like a film of that genre, it's not 50 Shades of Grey, it's 365.

What's 365?

Have a Google this week.

The one that we reacted to. Oh my God, with that monster phallus. That was a prosthetic.

I know this because I Googled it. Yes, yes, yes, 365 days. Yeah, totally.

Well, it sounds like you just needed what they just want. I don't know, documentaries or something.

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I think it's just... But that's all about humping as well. The lines are humping.

The same generation that like is like, oh, no one was murdered in this podcast. They won't listen.

Yes, it is. They want more murder. They want more murder. I'm worried about them.

Concerned about their futures. I'm worried about where they're heading.

Where are they heading? Yeah, goodness me.

Next on the show.

There is a question online that I want us all to answer.

You were one of two things. Is it which friends character you are?

We can also answer that.

There's a question online that people are pouring to this tweet or X. What do you call it now?

What is the actual thing? X. Like X is the website where you went to Twitter and you would read

tweets. You've got an X in your read. I don't know. This whole Elon Musk X thing is just going down

in a flaming pile of... What do they want them to rename it as? It's naughty. Silly.

No, he didn't. He often offer Wikipedia or a billion dollars to change the name to

Wikipedia or something. Yeah, but that's insane. He's a man, Ty.

So the question is embarrassing. The question online is, are you a bedroom person or a living

room person, a lounge person? You're one of these things. You spend all your time in one of these

places. I mean, aside from sleeping. Aside from sleeping. Aside from the sleep hours. Yes. Okay.

Lounge. Yeah, I'd be lounge. But then, before, because I live on my own now and so when I did

it, when I lived in a flat and I had like, you know, five flatmates, I was a room person.

Yeah, because that's your only, because they're all these factors, right? And people are coming

in to be like, here's some things to take into consideration. Some of them are just

situational. Like, yes, you live with five other people. Your only chance of privacy is a bedroom.

So you hang out in your bedroom, eat in your bedroom, sleep in your bedroom. You're a bedroom

person. But then in saying that, people that flat some people just love living in the lounge.

I have been told I dominate the space I'm in. Yeah, right. When I was in the flat, I used the

lounge all the time. And now that I'm, and I remember Shade saying, you kind of get in there

and you take over, like, you make it your space. I was like, well, yes. Well, you're alpha daddy,

though. I mean, this house is mine. Part and problem of being alpha male. Yeah. But that's

what I did. I just made the lounge my own. Yeah, right. And then, yeah, Shade, I was like, you

dominate whatever space you're in. So now I'm seeing that, yeah, I just kind of did that. And

now I'm a living room person. And again, I dominated. I just pulled the beanbag, the, the Milo.

Milo, we were gifted right in front of the television. And I just sit right in front of it.

Yeah, that's me. Hog the TV. Yeah, I just dominate the space. But then some people love

lying in bed, watching a movie. Well, there's there were like, there's other psychological

sides to it. Someone commented saying living room people are people who don't hate their families

or who grew up with happy families. Because if you were a kid that lived in a sort of,

you know, divorcing household or you just go to your room. But if you were happy family that

liked hanging out together, you'd be a lounge family. Also when I, because I was a lounge kid,

but a bit of room teenager. Yeah, right. And now I'm a lounge adult. What were you doing in your

room? Just actually fiddling with myself. And probably witchcraft at the same time.

Do you know what I mean? You are to be honest. You are.

What were you doing in your room as a teenager? I thought you were going to say homey.

I shared a room with my brother. So like, there was no witchcraft at all in the room.

But like that just made it not a place where you'd just go and hang because it wasn't.

Yeah, you might as well just be in the lounge. I had the bigger TV. We had a tiny little 14 inch

that was always clogged. Oh no, gosh, we had to get a thicker drain.

Jesus Christ.

Today's fact of the day is Queen Victoria wore crotchless undergarments.

Vaughn, how could you? To the Queen herself. It's the RIP. No, Queen Victoria. Yeah, very much RIP.

Ages ago, RIP. Queen Victoria was a pompous old cow as well.

I mean, I was, that's the mused specular of the dance. Wow, you're like seeing the room.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize we were so Victorian in here. No, I haven't seen that episode.

I'm from Hamilton and now Main Street's named after it.

A little bit offended. Now what she was on is the crown. She was on what?

Pompous old cow. What was she? What she mean? Yeah, I don't know a lot about it. She was very stern

and very posh. All right. So what did you prefer of the crown ascent though? Oh, being in God,

she was very old. The prequel. Okay. There actually was like a series about her, wasn't there?

There's probably been multiple series about her. There's been lots. Who played her, bloody...

Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren. That was just a guess. That was a guess and he nailed it. It's always

Maggie Smith, Helen Mirren or Judy Dench. Yeah. If you were after an old,

old white English bird, it would be one of those three. So this is actually really interesting

and the final fact for lingerie week is that... Sorry, it was Judy Dench.

It was Judy Dench. Queen Victoria wore so many garments. Like there was girdles, there was

the knickerbockers, there was everything. Everything was going on. A dress, dress,

a dress, a petticoat dress, eight layers of dress. That literally to go to the bathroom

was a nightmare. I bet. I'd imagine that would be quite, end up being quite hot and human down

there too. Thrush galore. So well, she avoided it by having undergarments that had no bottom in them.

Right. What's the point of them, I guess? Why don't she just wear none?

Well, she was kind of wearing... Well, it was part of her because there's a picture of them and...

I don't want to see that. You don't want to see them? Do you see her fanny? No, no, no. It's just an

illustration of the under the time. Oh, so they're bloomers. Yeah, they're bloomers as well.

The original hole there. So it was just what was worn when you wore so many garments over the top

that you could just... You could walk behind a bush. I mean, she wouldn't have, but you're

every day, commoner might have, walk behind a bush, legs apart, flip up a little bit and go.

How long for the day when we've got a queen that wears some Lululemon active wear?

Yeah, I know. It'll be Kate. It'll be Kate. She won't wear it in formal functions, but

she'll wear them to underneath like a Lululemon tight. Yeah, totally. She'll totally wear the

or a supergene. And... Oh, I had something else, but now you've distracted me with Kate and her

Lululemon. I'm sorry.

Us historians like to have a calming cigarette while we're trying to remember what we're wearing.

Do you know what you try and remember? I love that Queen Victoria always wore a veil,

like almost like a wedding veil. She always in all of her formal portraits had a veil,

Queen Vic. That's her, man. Is it? She's a busty old lass.

Interesting profile for a coin. Yeah, we had a statue of her in Wellington. Yeah.

Lot of change. We can say that about King Philip as well. King. What's her name? Charles.

Charles III. So I'll just wrap it up there then, I think. I can't remember what else I was going to tell you about it.

Yeah, I think you've done really well this week. So your fact of the day is that Queen Victoria wore

crotch as panties. Yes. That's the original. She was the original. That evolved since there was a

long arduous story about the evolution, but it was practicality for a very long time.

That's what I was going to say. Brides at weddings, going to the toilet is a mission.

I was told when I was, the first time I was a bride made with a bride in a quite a poofy

traditional gown, and she was told to straddle it like a front fort, like put her legs around,

ride the toilet, and then you'd lift up the front was easier than lifting up the back and

punching it. That's great advice, but no undies or undies with this taken out of it would be

significantly easier to wear. On my wedding day, I will be wearing the largest, tightest undies

you have ever seen. Holdin' it all in. Holdin' it all in. As long as it goes with Vaughanine's

casual linen outfits. All linen. We're still working with the guest list.

Are we? Because every time you get drunk, you invite us. Yeah, I mean, I'm so rough,

and I just remember that no one's invited. Yeah, it's quite, yeah. Well, today's fact of the

day is Queen Victoria. You're invited if you wear crotchless panties and nothing else.

Queen Victoria wore crotchless underpants.

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Let's talk about what happened yesterday. We went out for a brunch, you won't say,

before the game because we had empty tumtums and we wanted to do a big workout. Now we're not

talking about the gym again today, Vaughn. Don't you worry. Good workout though, Ahon. Yeah, we

did real good. So you went straight from brunch to the gym? Yeah. You're not like a little full?

Yeah, I was. He's better. His digestive system's so slick. Mine, it like takes ages. So I had to

do a massive workout with chocolate eggs. Hailey did it once. I think my eggs might come up.

Yes, scrambled. Yeah, scrambled. So we had these beautiful, beautiful brekkie coffees. Yeah. Then

we went to go pay and we were walking out and Fletch just walked out the door and off he went.

Not paying. And I had to holler back and say, Oi. I don't know what happened because I was just

in completely in La La Land. My instinct first was like, does this bitch think I'm paying?

Oh, right. You're picking up the tab. Are you kidding me? Absolutely not. But then you straight

it forgot, which then led me to think, if I wasn't here and you just popped out, you would have just

left and they were so busy, it would have just not paid. When do you reckon you would, you'd go back

though? I 100% I would. No, but you wouldn't notice. I think you're just reading a guy you're out.

There would have been a time later in the day where I was like, that was so nice at breakfast and I would

be like, did I pay? And I would have gone back and forth really late. How did I pay? Because you

know, some places you pay at the start, you go to a place and you pay and then you wait and then

you just leave. Yeah. And then other places you pay at the end and you just get end up getting

confused. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pay when you order or pay at the end or we're doing this.

I remember when like, because we didn't go out for dinner a lot as kids. Yeah. Like when we were

living at home, we just very rarely went out for dinner. Yeah. And when we did, we'd go with the

family and it was always like someone snuck off and paid. So paying was always like, so I never

really knew how it worked. And then my first experience with like restaurants on our left

home was fast food restaurants, where you pay when you order and then you get the food. Yeah.

I remember when I started going to restaurants, I'd be like, I'd say to people, at this place,

when do we pay? Yes. Because sometimes it's not clear. Do I pay at the end? When you're sitting

there and then no one comes over, you're like, do we go up to the bar and order? Like what happens?

If I wave someone down, they're going to be like, we don't do table sense.

Yeah. And they come over and you order and you got your credit card out or a card out and they're

like, oh, no, no, no, no. Just pay the end. Do I pay at the end? Do you know what's even worse?

I look at you in a country bumpkin. When do you want my money? I'm happy to pay. I'm happy to

pay. I ain't a bad man. This guy tries to walk away without paying at all. Then he comes back

to pay. I said, let's just split it. And then as we left, he goes, well, yours was actually two

dollars more expensive. My coffee was two dollars more expensive. You know when we go for a Friday

lackeys, we're not doing it today. We're a bit busy. But you guys are always like, let's split it.

And I worked out the other day, you were only happy to split it because no, you don't get a

coffee. So you're cheaper, but he gets the most expensive thing and a coffee. Wait, is our dish

that we get more expensive than yours? Your lackeys are more expensive than my deli hash. So you've

been subsidizing. No, but you didn't know this. I honestly didn't know. Because I don't get a coffee,

but I'm always happy to go thirds. No, you're always like, I go thirds and I'm always like,

you didn't get a coffee. Sometimes I get a juice or sometimes I might get a breakfast martini.

We're closer and then old salmon over here. Oh, wow. Anyway, I want to know, because I've done

this as well. I've left a pub and I've walked down the road and I've been chased by the pub owners

being like, excuse me, are you going to pay? And then you're like, oh my God, I literally made a

mistake and then they don't believe you. I want to know if you've accidentally done a dine and

dash. How far did you get? Or did you go back and pay? Do you think anyone gets in trouble? Like

what that would technically be? But if you went and did a dine and dash, if you were doing a conscious

dine and dash, we're not going to pay. Let's go. Let's do a runner. Then they got you. You pretend

like it was a mistake, wouldn't you? So how do you know? I want to know if you've done an accidental

dine and dash. Surely this happens all the time. Sure. What happened in a situation where you were

out like at a business one, right? Yes. And so you're like, all management's going to pay.

And then you've got different tears in there. You're like, who's taking care of this?

Oh, we've been out with multiple big groups of friends and lots of them have done a dine and

dash, haven't they? And we've been at the last to pay. Yes. And you're like, sorry, how much remaining?

Yeah, that's right. There was that time and there was $100 left. $400. $400 a new plumber.

That's insane. Anyway. So yeah, have you accidentally done a dine and dash?

Points if days or weeks later, you realize that you didn't pay. You never paid.

Maybe you're going through your accounts and you're like, where does that bloody bill go?

Because I've had that the next day with a friend overseas. And the next day,

there was no money off my credit card for a bar and there was still roughly about the

same amount of cash in my wallet. And you're hungover and you're like, well, I've been drinking.

Yes. And I'm like, I did pay. But I have not paid for it.

It's interesting if you ran a restaurant, how much you'd have to account for

for the accidental leaving. Accidentally, you'd have to budget into that, right?

Hell yeah. Yeah. And I mean, at the moment, like everyone in the hospital is doing it so tough,

like that would absolutely hurt you. Yesterday, I nearly accidentally dine and dashed.

Lucky Haley called me out. Otherwise, I would have just completely walked off.

So many people doing this. I know. And it's a lot of it is in the group situation where you

think one friend's paying or they say they're going to pay and then everyone just leaves.

Plus, you've had a couple of wines, a couple of rosés, and you're off into the night.

Where do we start? Lou, when did you accidentally dine and dash?

Hi. Long time Lister. First time for her.

Get the bell.

Well paid. Welcome to the show, Lou.

Thank you so much. That was a few years ago. And me and one of my girlfriends were out and it was

a weeknight. So we didn't get too hammered, but we're drinking, we're eating, the bar was pretty

quiet. So we had a great night. And then I'm on the way home and I'm like, oh my gosh, we didn't pay.

And so, and no one said anything to us as we left. So I called them up and I'm like,

guys, we're just down the road from my office. And I'm like, so sorry, I didn't pay. I'm already too

far gone on my way home, but I'll come tomorrow and pay. And then I got the third degree. Like,

what's your name? I was like, what's my name? What's your address and phone number?

And I'm like, hi. And they said, because you left without paying, I'm like, but I called you.

Now tell you where I live.

I'm like, guys, and they're like, what time are we going to come? I was like,

between 12 and 1. And they're like, okay, we hope to see you tomorrow.

Did you go and pay though?

I did.

Oh, the love of Lou was like, in there. I didn't go there.

Lou, thank you. Dan, you did an actual dining dash with fuel.

Yeah, that was a while back. This is when like some fuel stations, like this is a while that when

they like, you can pay and then fuel up. And in this situation, I had a gotten like, I fueled up

and I thought I had paid drove off. Yeah. And then I don't know, like 10 minutes later,

the whole crap and I went back and by that point, the police were there.

And they get your number plate on the cameras. I've done this once before when I was in a

ring tool van and we'd gone too far and we were like, oh, so we had to call. But they were like,

yeah, we've already got your plates. I was like, okay, well, here I am. It was a mistake.

God.

Dan, thanks. You call some messages in.

We did a dining dash at a restaurant accidentally once, got home, called the restaurant to pay

over the phone. And then I went to get my credit card out to give them the details. And then they

started laughing. And it turns out I'd left my bag over the back of the chair at the restaurant anyway.

Well, we've got something of yours. Like a lot of them now will take your card and put it in one

of those little folders for a time. So if you leave, they're like, well, we're still getting

a fence to that because I've been sitting at the table next to us. They didn't do it because

they were older people. So they think you're a young larrican. I'm a young, very untrustworthy

though. You look like a dodgy guy. Very friendly face. Boy, that's a friendly face. I'd like to

spill some secrets. The first round is Jim Beam and Cole. They take your credit card. Yes, you

can. Can we have a card, please? And hold the, hold the code. You guys go a little heavy on the

code. When Hayley and I go to the regular place, they, we order a bottle of prosecco. They don't

even ask. They don't even ask, darling. They know I'll find the tastes. Somebody did make a really

good point about going and paying for your gas and then coming out. Yeah. Petra sessions went

chasing you down the road when you paid for your gas and accidentally drove away without it. No,

they weren't. Wait, wait. We're talking about when you've accidentally dine and dashed.

Yeah. Like Fletch did yesterday. Nearly did this yesterday. Oh, well, I would have covered it.

But you would have, I would have been paying you back. Kim, what happened? Hi guys. I'm,

so I had a friend who's in South Africa. Yeah. He was shopping and a conglomerate

was a supermarket and she just walked out of the store with a trolley full of groceries.

Wait, wait, wait. You're really risking a bullet in the bum for that activity.

You just can't walk out of a supermarket and forget to pay. Like the point of exit at a supermarket

is a checkout. She was getting married in two weeks time. So I think it was the wedding

business, but she got arrested and spent the night in jail. Oh my God. And was it a genuine mistake?

It was a court case. No, she had to do assessments and all sorts of fun things to prove

that she was actually not mental or...

We're going to need you to go to court. Make sure you're not mental.

That's what I go to court for one day. Mr Smith, do you know the charges you're hearing?

Not really. Well, you're just going to prove you're not mental. Well, good luck to you.

Good luck to you all. And so what she had to pay would be earning his hourly rate.

She had to pay it back? I actually can't remember what happened, but yeah, eventually the...

I mean, this is South Africa's. Well, the case got checked out of the system.

She genuinely walked out of that supermarket. She genuinely, genuinely, she is that awesome

amazing person, funding it she would have done. Okay. She just had the wedding jitters, I guess,

and she was just walked out and they stopped in a row.

Kim, the big question, who are you supporting in the Rugby World Cup final this weekend,

South Africa or New Zealand? Or is it Win-Win for you? I'm going all black.

You guys are the best country ever. I took the photo of your asses. I saw you guys last Saturday.

Oh, hi, Kim from Moody Why. How are you? Yeah, the live show.

Do you see that photo of my ass? Because I was actually hoping to grab it.

Cool. If you could just pop it through the producer's head, it would be amazing.

Yeah, we'll just... Two times to do that.

Speaking of that ass earlier, and this is a reminder that what happens in the studio

isn't acceptable in other parts of the building. Oh my God.

Hailey was leaving the studio and I was up on my chair and she gave my ass a big smack.

And then I was like, I'm going to get her and then I need to go to the bathroom.

Hailey is bent over the receptionist grabbing something from the outside.

Changed to the security guard. Changed to the security guard and the cleaner.

And I just walk up and I just give her this crack and stick on it.

And the security guard's like, he jumps to action. Not in the workplace,

sir. Not in the workplace. The cleaner who very rarely speaks, I always say,

I told her she smelled nice once and then she stopped talking to me.

She was like, oh my God.

As the clap of my hand on Sproul's motto, say firm.

Thank you. Firm, yeah.

A famous dumper.

It's a famous dumper.

Through the foyer of the building.

All right, let's end the show there.

Yeah, let's end the week there, shall we?

We'll catch you tomorrow morning without...

Oh yeah, no, we're back tomorrow.

Bottomless brunch and...

Go the ABs.

You go the ABs, yes.

And also, I'm just going to keep up in the waas, man.

Let's not be here.

Yeah, I'll be up there while it's just her Josh Curran's not playing him in the

season. You've gutted about that, but we've got even...

See one of the hot ones?

Josh Curran was long hair, moustache.

Sure.

A Aussie boy wore the Aboriginal headgear,

hell of a unit.

Up everyone.

See ya, see ya later.

Actually, I'm going to have to stop you there.

That's copyrighted.

Suzie Kato is a very good friend of mine.

Well, she's already sued me twice.

So if you could maybe get her to drop her litigious action,

that would be great.

Tell her I'll review her five stars if she does the same for this podcast.

And then she tells all her friends.

And if you're listening, maybe give it five stars as well.

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