ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 24th August 2023

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The Fleece, Vaughan and Hayley, Big Pod.

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Good morning, welcome to the show.

Fleece, Vaughan and Hayley, and take that, Russia.

Yes.

Don't taunt Russia like that.

Well, they crashed their spacecraft into the moon earlier this week.

And now, in the year of landed on it, like you should do.

Whose responsibility is it when you crash into the moon?

Like, to clean it up.

Well, now we're sending construction workers up there to fill the potholes.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Why don't we just leave it broken?

Why don't we just leave it broken?

God!

The council will fill it in soon.

Like, they'll do it with the potholes, won't they?

Yeah.

They'll do it quicker if someone draws a dick around it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a way to get action.

That's a fact.

Yeah.

Taylor Swift tickets again today.

Another double pass.

We've still got those, do we?

Yeah, so this is a week two of four weeks.

So, yeah, Friday will be halfway through.

Speaking of, did you see my Swiftie progress on the top?

I did, yes.

I'm doing quite well.

You're coming along.

Yeah, thank you.

Really coming along.

There's someone, I was filming Seven Days last night.

Someone was like, are you actually going to get into Swiftie?

I was like, look, I'm literally trying.

I'm really like...

Yeah, you're working hard.

Working hard, listening to it, but she's good.

The top six is coming up.

Yeah, but this Friday, a company...

Hold on, hold on.

Are you opening a press release?

Hold on, babe.

Hold on, babe.

It's EcoStore.

Yeah, EcoStore.

They are launching no laundry day, encouraging Kiwis to wash less than how to save the planet.

It's confusing to me that a company that sells products for you to do the laundry is saying

that doing the laundry is bad for the...

What's this called, a country?

A planet.

God, you got there in the end.

I shouldn't say country once a little bit of time.

I'll tell you that.

And stumble on it.

Stumble on it.

And then say it five times in a row like I just did.

I think the idea is don't just put a silly small wash on.

You should be thinking about...

Well, just be like...

Save up your loads.

Yeah, exactly.

Save up your loads.

For what?

Friday.

Rainy day.

For the sunny days.

Or the don't just...

The sunny days you want to get outside.

The sunny days you want to be.

You can't and you shouldn't be doing your loads outside.

Well, not in winter, no.

So that's a terrible start to the show.

You know what?

I think we restart the entire thing.

Go back to the news.

No, we're not.

We're not restarting.

What's the top say?

I want to hear about how India's on the moon.

India's on the moon.

Yeah.

That's all you need to know this morning.

India's on the moon.

The top six is the top six reasons I rule at laundry.

Because I am...

I think I've inherited my mother's finesse.

Oh, okay.

For finding your way around the gentle Annie.

I don't have a gentle Annie.

My mum still has a gentle Annie.

You're looking at me confused.

You're not familiar with the gentle Annie?

Well, the gentle Annie is a walking track

in the South Water Rapa.

That's the only gentle Annie.

And then famously not that gentle.

Every time I climb the gentle Annie,

I'm always like,

Oh, bloody lie.

It's not gentle Annie.

It's been my name.

Not gentle.

Not gentle.

The gentle Annie.

The genitals.

The gentle Annie.

God.

Alright, restart.

I think you need to have a coffee.

The top six is coming up.

World debt.

Leave it to us, hon.

Next on the show, one and three.

One and four.

Don't leave it to you.

You get out of here, too.

Let's just leave this to Olivia Rodrigo.

Let's get out of here.

A big study about our cooking habits

has revealed that a quarter of people

are afraid of their own kitchen.

Is this a one and three?

Yes.

One and four.

One and three, a quarter.

A quarter.

25%.

One and four.

One and three.

One and four people.

Two are afraid and intimidated

to use their own kitchen to cook food.

And it's because they're just like,

I don't know how it all works.

What's confusing for them?

The cooking, the recipes.

Which pan do I use?

How do I use it?

Which one do I roast in?

A pan or a roasting dish?

It's in the title, isn't it?

It is.

Too easy just to get what?

Too easy just to knock off.

Too easy just to knock off.

Yeah, right.

60% of people were like,

the thing that's most intimidated

about cooking is their favorite

international foods.

Because you're going like,

I could make a bloody salad

in a roast chicken.

But if I wanted to make a bit of

agadashi tofu, one of my

favorite international dishes,

I'm like, where do you even begin?

Where do you get the ingredients?

Or is agadashi come with a chicken?

No, it's just tofu, my love.

But is it the marinade on the tofu?

Agadashi tofu is like a lightly

deep fried tofu.

Okay, it's pork.

It could be pork.

No, no, it's just tofu.

And then you put a broth around it.

Right.

But you're right,

because you don't want to attempt

your favorite dishes,

because you won't make them the same.

No.

I'm not going to make a delicious

chicken pad thai.

Why not?

So pad thai's on there is the dishes

that people are most afraid of cooking.

When I say people,

I probably mean like white people.

I'm not afraid to cook it.

I just know that I can get it cheaper.

More delicious.

So when you make your own pizzas at home,

they come out to $42 a pizza.

I know.

So most people will fear

making pasta from scratch?

Vorn?

Yeah, that's Vorn.

No, that's not,

no, mine's just cooking pasta full stop.

You're intimidated by cooking pasta.

Yeah, I can never get it right.

El Dente, it's not your foreshave.

No.

Gosh.

Yeah.

Because they bite when it's firm.

As soon as it hits the water,

you could bite it as firm.

It goes out as real firm.

Obviously, yeah.

Yeah.

Beef Wellington is the next one.

Then sushi.

I've tried to make sushi.

My sushi was too loose.

It's a bit loose, isn't it?

It was a loose.

Sushi gun.

She's been making some

What do you mean?

Tight sushi.

A sushi gun.

Makes a log.

You pack everything you want in it.

Yeah.

And then you wrap the

seaweed around one part of it.

The nori.

And then you start pumping the gun

and it like drags the seaweed around it.

Oh.

She got tight.

Okay, right.

That's embarrassing, man.

My sushi's all loose.

You got floppy sushi.

I got raggedy sushi.

I got raggedy sushi.

Yeah, I do.

Because I bought the bamboo mat.

Oh, she's got two kids.

We've got two kids.

They wouldn't accept loose sushi.

Yeah, right.

They just wanted high standards.

High standards.

On shaladas, the next one,

they're easy to make.

Dude, they are so easy and yum.

Yeah, they're the best.

It's just a wrap and sloppy meat.

Cheeslop it up.

Wrap it up.

Slop, re-slop.

More cheese put in the oven.

Yum.

And the other one's patai.

We're just intimidated.

People are like,

I can't cook from scratch.

That's why people love a little stir-fry packet goo.

Yeah, the stir-fry packet goo is you can't lose.

Because if you break it down,

you're like, I want to get ginger and lemongrass

and all these other ingredients.

I'll just get a little pre-made.

I thought people being locked up at home during the pandemic

would have made people,

just would have forced them into the kitchen.

Yeah, I know.

Made them unafraid.

Yeah, but people are going,

cooking recipes from scratch is too hard.

I'm just going to get it from the tie place down the road.

Yeah, yeah.

It's cheaper.

Play Zerim's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Well, Channel N, the UK, E4 is about to launch a re-launchy.

They always have the good ones.

Got good tranche, yeah.

E4.

This is by the producers of Married at First Sight, Australia.

Yeah.

And this dating show, British dating show,

is called Love Triangle.

Okay, I'm hooked.

So you're hooked already?

Yeah.

So from what I understand,

six single people will choose a love match out of two guys.

Now, these two guys, one of them,

will embody their steamy desires.

Embodied their what?

Steamy.

Steamy.

Steamy.

I was like, science, technology,

engineering.

Like, stem cell research, yeah.

All my own.

Stem, stem learning.

So for example, it would be like,

just based on looks, like that guy is hot.

Yes, okay.

But the second match will match more of their deeper,

fulfilling romantic needs.

This is fantastic.

Like he loves animals and he can chop wood.

He does charity and stuff.

He does charity and all that kind of stuff.

And one's just a humbo.

Yeah, basically.

Yeah.

But really, so maybe not as attractive,

do you think, based on this?

Yeah.

Or still will be attractive?

Well, on these shows, they tend to all be attractive,

even the ugly ones.

He's still attractive.

Yeah.

So then she will then have to make a decision,

which one?

You get emotional.

So will she?

You know, I tear up at these reality shows.

He gets so invested, doesn't he?

He sure does.

So then she will be asked to choose one of these men.

So it's kind.

So she will lock in, say for example,

she locks in a steamy desires guy

and she's like, I don't need the fulfilling my needs guy.

I need a Mr. Right now.

Yeah.

Not a Mr. Right.

The fulfilling my needs guy comes back as a surprise

and forms a love triangle.

Oh, Fenty.

Oh, my gosh.

That's the setup is choosing one.

Yes.

So then she's already said, this is my preferred guy,

but the other guy then comes back, forms a triangle

and for the rest of the show.

Wait a minute.

A triangle means he would have to also be sleeping with the dude.

No, not normal.

That's not.

So who's on the bot?

Maybe if it was a bisexual triangle.

It's just that's what do you call this?

The roof of the house.

What is a triangle without a bottom?

But I love triangles always inferred just three people.

Right?

It doesn't mean they're all sleeping together.

You're not three some.

It's just like one person's at the peak.

No, I always said it was person A likes person B,

person B likes person C, person C likes person A.

So everybody likes somebody else,

but not the one that likes them.

No, it's like you've got two on the go.

Dumb.

No, that's not a triangle.

It's a greater than sign.

After all the episodes,

she will then have to choose again which one.

So will she go back on her original choice?

So apparently they don't see either of them

before they make their choice.

Wait, they don't see them?

A group of singles choose a partner,

sight unseen based on one of the things

that is more important to them.

Do you want a little potty?

I've got eight abs.

I've got an eight pack.

I've got a 12 pack.

I've got a 12 pack.

All right.

Cody, 12%.

Yeah, 12%.

That one.

You're like, man, if you've got 12%,

we only need six each and we're ripped.

Well, that's a bit of you though, this TV show.

This is absolutely up your alley.

I'm going to eat this up.

And you'd imagine this will come here, right?

You can watch.

It's American A.

British.

Oh, even better.

Thank you.

Because you prefer your British dating shows.

I prefer the British.

I love Maps Australia.

Yeah.

Over any of the maps.

A Maps American can get in the trash.

Maps New Zealand can get in the trash.

Australians were attacked.

But the British ones.

Yeah.

So good.

So they just graft in, you know,

they just graft in the whole time.

I love it.

Well, keep an eye out for it.

Play it.

Get in.

Fletch for Naly.

Just to follow up.

Mention the new dating show Love Triangle.

It is new to Britain.

But it's B.

It's an Australian creation.

So that's why they said it was from the creators

of Merit of Peace site Australia.

That's right.

So you can watch season one of the Australian version

on TVNZ Plus.

We've had word.

Yes.

I'm literally leaving work now to go and watch it.

Okay.

Bye bye.

Oh, I got a message.

Haley Sproul.

It's from my mum.

She doesn't say.

She's in Wimbledon.

Well, that's not Nidalee.

Even I know that Wimbledon is in Britain.

It's Wimbledon.

Wimbledon.

Far out.

You'll just never know it.

No where it is.

From the bustling ZM think tank,

this is the top six.

Eco store the leading environmental

and sustainability brand is urging the nation

to embrace conscious choices in their daily

laundry routines by introducing No Laundry Day

this Friday, August the 25th.

Every day the nation's laundry habits consume

significant resources.

It's estimated we use an astonishing

39 billion litres of water annually

for laundry, the equivalent of running a

shower for 5,319 years.

Oh my God.

That's a lot, isn't it?

When you say it like that.

Yep.

That's all you've got a bank you're washing up.

This is what you've got to do what I do,

which is not have a laundry.

And go to the laundromat.

And then once a week you go to the laundromat

and do the whole basket.

Yeah.

It's good.

It's really satisfying.

Big tumblers.

Yeah.

I love their big drawers.

Smells good in there.

Yeah.

Soothing.

How many people are in New Zealand now?

5 million?

I was about to say 5 billion.

We're billionaires.

I mean, I get why they're...

It's a good point they make.

Yeah.

Because how many times have you just

checked on it like a small load?

Because you're like, oh, just a little...

Or when you're like, it's like a Friday

and you're like, I'm going out tonight

and I really want to wear that top.

Thank you.

And these undies.

I'll just chuck them in.

Two items.

Sometimes depends.

Yeah.

I've got certain pairs of undies that are

like no other.

Okay.

I was just trying to do the maths

of trying to work that out.

You know, because that sounds like

a shocking thing about running a

shower for 5,319 years,

but that's one shower.

And I was wondering what the

equivalent would be of 5 million

people showering a year

twice a day.

Dividing it.

Every day and actually seeing...

You cool maths thing.

You cool maths thing.

How much?

No, I just wanted to like

take a little bit of the

hyperbole out of it.

Yes.

I'm very cynical about

these sorts of things.

I mean, EcoStore is the...

They've got products and stuff

you can run on a grey tank,

which is what we're supposed

to do.

We're supposed to use a

septic system.

Yeah.

I do understand.

I use their body wash,

their coconut.

You've used Michelle.

That's the body wash.

Well, yeah.

You bought the shampoo.

You bought the bottle and then

you just filled it up with

palm oil.

Yeah.

I don't remember them doing

an orange soap.

No.

No.

They're really vibrant orange.

I get the big refills.

I love their soap.

I use their dish soap because

I've got eczema hands.

Yeah.

We use their dish soap and

their kitchen soap.

I'm not showing on the brand.

Also, Mr.

Stirling the water from underneath

us.

Yeah.

And using it non-stop.

Also, I was going to say,

I've got a bit of rubbish.

Can I come over and burn it?

Absolutely.

Burn it in his ass.

My burner turn is your burner.

Thank you, sir.

It's like polystyrene and insulation

and all that's all right.

Yeah, it's fine.

I am edging away from

burning polystyrene.

I've got a bit of a spistos.

That won't burn.

Famously.

That's what it was best for.

That won't burn.

Yeah.

But I'm just like,

why is a company that sells

laundry products telling us

that laundry products are bad

and not to do it quite that?

Well, because they are

about the planner, don't they?

I don't know.

I'm just confused,

but it got me thinking

about how I will not be

told what to do by

any one company.

Yeah.

And I'll be doing laundry

this Friday.

And there's not six reasons.

I'm great at doing the laundry.

I think I've inherited the gene

from my mother.

Oh, yeah.

Thrives.

She loves a good laundry.

Yeah.

And I took before

about the gentlanny,

the best-selling

Fisher and Piper Washing

Machine of all time.

Top-loader.

Yeah.

Now I've got a front-loader

but front-loaders have come a long way.

They have.

Front-loaders have come a long way.

So I've got the top six reasons

I'm great at doing the washing.

Number six, I separate the colours

and the materials.

Just because...

You're doing more loads.

So you're doing more loads.

Oh, wow.

He hates the environment.

More loads.

But smaller loads.

But he's using that water,

these plundering from the earth.

Yeah, but the only...

And not paying for.

Yeah, exactly.

The smallest load you can do

is a 30-minute.

Yeah, but the washing machine

we've got,

they don't fill up all the time.

Are you sure?

Yeah, they've got those sensors in them

and they'll put as much water

in them as you need.

That's what he's telling himself.

He's telling himself.

He's about to tell himself.

This is what we call greenwashing.

That's what I'm telling myself.

But you know, socks and undies.

In you go.

Dark T-shirts.

One load.

Light T-shirts.

Oh, no.

Stupid.

Denims.

All by themselves.

Denims all by themselves.

Hoodies all by themselves.

Trust me, it leads to a better result.

Oh, no.

It's all the same, mate.

Number five on the list

is six reasons I'm great at doing washing.

I put, turn all the socks the right way

in before washing them.

That's a step, man.

That's a step.

Oh, as I'm putting the socks in,

I put them all in the right way

because the dirt and stuff that gets on a sock

is on the outside of the sock.

Now, if you don't turn it in the right way,

you're going to eventually flick it in the right way

and there's going to be dust, hay, all stuff.

All the time.

We've got a very dusty house at the moment.

Wash our socks, turn them in the other way,

and it's still dusty.

You've got to turn them in the right way

and give them a shake before you put them in.

That's another handy tip.

Number four on the list of the top six reasons

I'm great at doing washing,

I do not overload the machine.

Do not shove it all in the machine.

As long as you can close the door,

what does it matter?

The water needs a room to move.

Yeah, but the clothes get all weird

and then go down.

Slushy.

It's fine, yeah.

It's like spinach.

It wilts.

Yeah.

Slush.

Let it slush.

Number three on the list

are the top six reasons

I'm great at doing the washing.

I do not put anything in the dryer

that cannot handle the dryer.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Dry is a fabric suicide.

Can you tell Aaron this?

Are you chucking all my...

I'll put something in the wash

and be like, in the basket,

be like, do not wash this.

Do not do it.

And he'll be like, cotton.

That can go in.

Cotton shrinks.

Not cotton.

Yeah, no.

Not cotton, baby.

Nothing goes in the dryer

unless it's made to handle the dryer.

Especially not silk, Aaron.

Oh, Aaron.

No.

He didn't.

He didn't.

Just leave it to you.

It was in there for me to take

to the dryer cleaner.

Oh.

He's like, I know.

I'll give this a hot wash

and a dry.

She's going to be dry

before she gets on.

And it's going to be

child-sized.

Number two on the list

are the top six reasons

I'm great at doing the washing.

I select the washing function.

I just don't accept

the default cotton settings.

Oh.

I will scroll the dial

around to whatever I'm

washing.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

It does make a difference.

Quick 30 in a matter of what?

Quick 30 in a matter of what?

Yeah, quick 30.

What's all you need?

I might do an hour

if there's, you know,

some heavy soilage.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

If I've cracked myself.

An hour for default.

No.

Heavy soilage is heavy soilage.

Not all of us

plundering the earth

for free waterborne.

Yeah, exactly.

Some of us

pay for our water.

Pay for it.

It's worth it.

And number one

on the list of the top six

reasons I'm great at doing

the washing.

I take the clothes

source inside and outside

your mum used to run

to the washing room

to get something because

the clouds are coming in.

Get it.

This rain coming.

We used to get a call

from the cowshed

and mum would be like,

I can see rain

that washes me out

that line.

We'd scream down

and get it off inside,

outside.

Ooh, ah,

ooh, ah.

That is the most upset.

Play ZM's Fletch

for the Nailie.

Play ZM.

Jennifer Aniston

is so beautiful.

Jennifer Aniston

Cosmetic surgery.

I wonder, you know,

because the moment

anyone is that beautiful

at the age of

54.

I was just

googling her age.

Yeah, she's 54.

Everyone's like,

what?

She had a nose job.

We remember this.

OK.

She's had botox

and fillers.

She had,

I thought she hadn't,

OK, well, that, yeah.

No, she doesn't.

Yeah, but

she had a nose job

years and years

and years ago.

Early friends days, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they sort of made fun of it

as part of her

character's storyline.

Yeah.

And she's definitely

a little bit, but like,

not a lot.

She's not like,

stapling the bloody,

you know,

edge of her face.

Well, not yet.

Not yet.

For 54,

everyone,

she looks so good.

She's got a great physique.

She's just beautiful woman.

I like her a lot.

And she was

doing an interview

with the Wall Street Journal,

asking lots of questions.

And one of them was like,

how do you stay looking so good?

And her whole thing was like,

basically,

I just give anything a go once.

And she's also,

I've heard her talk before

about that she's incredibly fit.

Like, she eats really well.

She eats well,

but she said she doesn't do

fad diets.

She just like eats well,

but also allows herself

to like,

have days off and whatnot.

Yeah.

Very similar to yourself,

actually.

You know, a little blow it

on the weekend.

Yeah.

And then keeps it poof

during the week.

Do you think Jennifer Anderson

loves the cheese balls?

Pick it up.

And the mama fioreles.

And Anna Prosecco.

Anna Prosecco.

Yeah, good.

And some luggies on the way home

when she's gone.

Yeah.

She is.

Anyway, she was saying,

with the beauty staff,

like, she'll try anything.

She gets weekly peptide injections.

What's peptide?

Peptides.

I've got it in one of

my skincare,

like, serums.

Peptide injections.

Peptide, meaning?

Because I don't inject it.

I just lather it on,

which,

arguably, people say,

like, it doesn't penetrate the skin.

It is a short chain of amino acids

linked by chemical bonds

called peptide bonds.

A longer chain of linked amino acids

or more is called a polypeptide.

Oh, now I understand.

Yeah, of course you do.

No, I still like that.

Proteins manufactured inside cells

are made from one or more peptides.

So it's like a,

you're popping it in.

It sounds like the elasticity stuff

that you start to lose.

That's what we want to keep.

And you're saying it doesn't penetrate

the skin.

So she's getting it injected

and it'll flow around

and fall in where it needs to.

Get right in there.

Okay.

But her aestheticist,

aesthetician,

aesthetician,

beauty, beauty therapist.

The person who looks after her

looking good

suggested she gets

a salmon sperm facial.

Salmon sperm.

Can you go salmon sperm

facial NZ?

No, it's not Aniston approved

because she was like,

ah, I tried it once.

And like,

didn't immediately,

you know,

it didn't change my life.

So I was like,

I'm not going to smear salmon

sperm on my face

if it's

an incredible thing.

But apparently salmon sperm

is not really

a completely uncommon

ingredient in skincare.

And it's huge

in Korean skincare.

I've been an article saying

it's going to be the next big

K beauty craze

and the K stands for Korean.

Yeah.

Korean skincare is huge.

They always have great skin too.

Blast skin.

Great skin.

Yeah.

Just like,

not a blemish,

not a wrinkle.

But how do you know

if that's in your,

your ingredients list?

And what is it?

It's got lots of names.

Yeah.

I was going to say,

like that wouldn't be the name

they call it on the

ingredients list.

It's not far.

I was reading it before.

It was like

salmon seed

or something like that.

Like salmon extract.

Yeah.

Salmon,

salmon willy extract

and whatnot.

But yeah,

apparently it's,

you know,

they're injecting it.

They're injecting it.

They're not just rubbing it on.

They're injecting it.

This woman has

I'm watching her face.

I'm watching her TikTok.

There's,

there's hundreds of holes

in her face.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Are you sure?

I mean,

what, just,

I don't know,

exeslasing

lots of water.

DNA harvested from salmon

sperm.

It's not just like

it's just getting

straight on there.

Okay.

She,

Jennifer Anderson said once

that was it enough.

No,

she was just like,

whatever.

Like,

I've tried everything.

Even something this crazy,

but she just like

eats well,

drinks water,

drinks water.

It's not just a cream

to try out.

Oh, no.

It's a no thanks.

It's a hard,

it's a hard no.

It's a hard no.

Play.

Zidem's Fletch,

Vaughan and Hayley.

Fletch,

Vaughan,

Hayley,

silly little pole,

silly little pole.

It is so

silly,

silly, silly, silly,

that's silly little pole,

silly little pole,

silly little pole,

silly little pole,

silly little pole,

silly little pole.

Hello.

Is it okay to start

eating?

Hello.

Is it okay to start

eating food in the supermarket?

A woman sparked

online controversy

by enjoying snacks

as she shopped.

So we asked,

is it okay to pay,

is it okay to start

eating food in the supermarket?

Yes,

I'm going to pay anyway,

or no way,

just wait on.

My mum used to do it

when she was shopping with us.

Really?

Open up the biscuits

and be like,

shut up,

eat that.

Give me a little something to do.

Yeah.

But that was before

the self-checkouts.

Yeah, which like you say,

you need the weight

and then you have to get

the supervisor to come over

and it's like,

and you can't do it

with the pick and mix

because that chain,

that's stealing.

Yeah,

that's stealing.

Yeah.

I want to lolly.

I mean,

it's bad to shop

on an empty stomach there.

So you buy more.

Yeah,

you shouldn't be going hungry.

Maybe grab a bag

of that coleslaw.

That's always right

by the door

and give that a shake

up and eat that

on the way around.

No.

16% of people said,

yes,

I'm going to pay anyway.

Only 16%.

I would have thought it

would have been.

Also,

I feel like you would get

judgment walking around

the supermarket

eating something.

Like I've seen people do it

and I'm like, ugh.

What if you crack open

a bottle of wine?

Why not?

Yeah,

I'm going to pay for it.

I just feel like

a little drop

of a fickle mistress.

That would be

like against the

licensing deal

they have.

They wouldn't like that.

No.

Ashley's feedback says

that 14%

appearance of toddlers

who feed them

so they can shop.

Free fruit

in the supermarket.

Yeah.

The free fruit

in the supermarket.

Also,

I feel like people

went a little bit off

the free fruit

over the COVID part.

Well,

they put the manky fruit

in there as well.

Anyone's running

they're doing

their little fingers around

trying to find

the best apple.

Did Deli

still give out

a little sheet of lunch

into the kids?

I used to love that.

Nah.

Remember,

you'd be there in the

you want a

sheet of lunch

in the Middle East, please.

But frowned upon now

depends if you're

in the supermarket

with a toddler

post-day care.

We're just trying

to survive out there.

I don't expect

Fletch

or Haley to understand

the situation.

Why famously, yeah.

You famously

hate children, don't

I?

Absolutely against

anyone and everyone

having them.

Connor says

it isn't yours

to eat

until you've

paid for it.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, fair call.

What if the

intentions there though,

Connor?

What if your

card declines?

No.

Maybe to rig my dad.

I voted no,

says Sally,

but it's definitely

a kiwi right of passage

as a kid to each

them luncheon from the

deli while mom shops

to keep you quiet.

Yeah.

They were good, eh?

Yeah, but you're taking

the slice of luncheon

out of mom's deli bag

or are you getting

handed a free?

Handed a free one.

Also, I would have had

that thing

finished by the

breads.

Yeah.

That thing wouldn't

have even got

that's

maximum three bites

on a slice of luncheon.

Only if I

had a good one.

Patrick,

otherwise I'll hold off

in case my card

declines for whatever reason.

It's a good boy.

Yeah.

He's a good boy.

What a good boy.

He's a good boy.

Amy said I have

type one diabetes

and have had

hypos in the supermarket.

Oh, yeah.

You got to grab something.

And so I have

open jelly beans

and then paid for them

later.

Oh, yeah.

Hypo

and hyper are

opposite something.

Yes.

The hypo you need

a real

fast.

Yeah.

They were hypoactive.

Unless they were

very lethargic

and un-energetic,

they weren't.

They were hyperactive.

Hyperactive.

Yeah.

Hypoactive.

They're not going

hypo.

They're going hypo.

Yeah.

It was bigger

than 90s

ain't got.

Don't have a hypo.

Yeah.

You don't

hypo over there.

Kate says

kids eating

Cheerios are okay.

They've been asking

if you want the bag

open or closed now

when they give you a bag

of Cheerios.

Yeah.

You can

have more.

No,

you've got to cook them

so they're boiled

and split.

That's a

Sanvaloi.

Yeah,

same vibe.

Same thing.

Same vibe

of your size.

Yeah,

right.

But your size.

Yeah,

you can totally do it.

But no

tucking into a bag

of Chippies

or Bikis.

It's a weird

line to draw.

Also,

you've got to think

your hands

are touching

the bag.

You can do a

fish.

Then you

will see.

Sometimes I'll

go into the supermarket.

You can grab a drink.

You can go back through

the checkout and pay for it

and then go back in

and do my shop

so I can have a drink

while I'm shopping.

Oh,

honest,

another honest boy.

But that's going to be

harder to explain

when you're drinking

and you chuck

it in the bin

and don't pay for it

on the second round

then it would be to

just trick you

on the way

round and scan the

drink at the end.

Check the cameras.

65% of people have said make yourself at home and then regret it. Oh, yeah

Then made themselves at home. Don't say it. I say it all the time. I do too. You're a very

Hospitable welcoming person. Yeah, I always say like on Fridays and sometimes, you know, the end of a long hard day on the building site

We'll say to the builders. Do you want to bear or something?

They'll be like, I'm just gonna finish up this and I'll be like make yourself at home like fridges

Go just a happy south to the fridge. I don't say that to tradies. I'll take a huge dump. One of them took my roast chicken

Whole thing

You did say make yourself

I do I yeah, I'm always I do

I'm the same of Peter friends run if they stay make yourself a home

And I don't say I'm passive aggressively either. Oh, well make yourself a home

Because that's another way of saying it

Yeah, you're you're very much like me as well, Fletch

You say make yourself at home. Well, you come around all the time. I'm like make yourself at home

Yeah, yeah, because often I'm the first thing I need is the shower. I can't wait till you get your own

She's gonna be wild. Hey, she's an irregular showering schedule. Yeah, she's been using so much of my body wash

Yeah, I know I just but I do make myself at home. He doesn't even leave a towel out for me now

I know where they are with the towels. Get my own town make yourself a home

And I don't I rummage through his drawers

Unbelievable because sometimes I'm there and I won't have what I need in your drawers

Well, you've got face wash in the shower help myself to that make myself right at home

Yeah, you buy shampoo and conditioner for your long-haired guests. Absolutely. I'm like half a bottle conditioner

Because you know when you want to get real glossy. Yeah, so you're half of that. It's nearly empty and then afterwards

I'll dry myself off and sometimes I'll even chuck the towel or the shifters

You know like whatever in the washing machine kick that off make myself right at home

And then you've got a drawer like a vanity. I'll help myself make myself at home rummage through the air

Have some mouth. He's got like toothbrushes for gifts mouthwash the guests. Yeah mouth no lips though

No, you've got to hold it like just yeah

And kind of just hope it pours in. Yeah, I'll use your sorbet your sorbeline your deodorant

Yeah, it's a sorbeline. It's a fatty cream like a moisturizing cream

Can be a soap substitute as well

If you've got a sense of skin for just a dry skin. All right, I wouldn't know I'm a leathery old tortoise

Nothing nothing I think penetrates. Yeah, nothing agitates your skin. Nah

Myself at home at your heart from the Sun. What about some field?

What about what about though when you say make yourself at home and then someone ends up staying like

More than a night or two. Oh, yeah, and you're like, no, no, no, that's not

That's an absolutely different level of making a saying you're welcome. Yeah, well, they said who makes the worst guests friends

Then siblings then in laws

So friends are the worst people. Yeah, I'm gonna just bloody make themselves at home

You tell your father a lot to make himself in laws. I would never out of those woods to make himself at home

I would never say it

I'm say relax. It's always well temporarily

And don't make yourself too comfortable. Yeah play it

Study's been done and it's found that those with C's C's get degrees. Yeah, they're saying C students are more likely to succeed

Then like nerdy a students or you know, like bees and yeah, wasn't there something research about kids that?

Have a higher education and go a a a and work there their butts off

They get out into the workforce and they can't get that same kind of

Reach and satisfaction. So they even suck to crumble away

Yeah, cuz I've just searched this up and Cora, you know the website great website

Cora are the one that you ask

Cora, how I how I thought you mean

They've got a great website, but there's no quite as philosophical

They did they did this they said that if somebody said the C grade students that I went to school with are leading happier and more successful lives

How is this possible? I love this

Does not compute happiness does not compute

Was it was looking at kids that went to gifted schools often intend to fail because they can't reach

They can't be achieving goals as often as they did when they were at school

What is it called a meritocracy? Oh, you know school you get an A and you're like done tick and then you get out there

And you're like do I get a pay rise and they're like no and you're like, but oh, yeah

That's the equivalent of an A

Yeah, when I got a degree in acting and then they give you the piece of paper

You don't take it to an audition and go here you go. They're like, no, no, just do the thing

Yeah, and you don't get the job. You're like, but the paper

Right because apparently see in the study they said see students excel at finding easy solutions to hard tasks

Oh, yeah, yeah, they'll say hi lazy people. They'll just make they'll find yeah

Which just sums you up doesn't it really? Yes, and I mean I can kind of relate to this as well. You just like

Yeah, yeah work smarter not harder

Yeah, I don't know where I sit on this. I was I was a naughty kid and then I got really into school

I was out. I think I'm just gonna give a go at nailing this right and then

Yeah, oh

Yeah

But then I was nice

Just get enough. Yeah, what about your acting degree though? Did they give you a B or C?

Yeah, but on like a few things

Honestly, it was survival of the fittest right if you made it to the end you deserve to get it

So for example that class or that term where you're rolling on the floor being pancakes

What did you get for that and a B or a C? I believe I failed at the pancake

I'm too curvy

No, it was like part of movement

And so what did you get for movement? I cannot remember and I really don't care

Right because yeah, because you try to be a wave to try to be a wave and that didn't work out try to be pancake

That didn't work out try to be a child. I'm not very good at that. Yeah, but boy. Oh boy

Can she tell a joke? Right boy. Oh boy. Can she I

Can't even remember what I learned

You can do a very good American Eric something on the spot, man. She's a shaker

This is an America a an absolute nobody just a regular

Civilian was on a flight. I'm not actually sure where they were going like interstate right in America somewhere America from state to state and

They spotted a familiar beanie a couple of rows ahead of them a little bit of research later and trying to play it cool

It's Billy Eilish

sitting window seat economy on a flight and everyone was like

What and then Billy Eilish uploaded a photo later

Confirm it because you see the top of the Ben's got stars on it and da da da da da

And she's kind of dead

She's got a hood up and beanie and whatnot. She's leaning against the window

But they're like holy molly POV you see Billy Eilish for free on a plane

In economy in economy

And she she does a photo like a selfie on the plane in that outfit being like

I'm gonna play I just googled her net worth 30 million, but then another website saying

141 I would be more than 30 surely, right? Yeah, and massive songs

Yeah, and so everyone and then like the comment section obviously blew up everyone being like look at this

This absolute superstar flying economy like the rest of us. Maybe she couldn't get a seat

Well, maybe there's there wasn't was it a plane without a hire? No, she doesn't do she barely ever does it private

or

Private flying or business or anything like that. She's like why would I and

She's short. She's a little she's short

Oh, yeah, I love myself in a bloody giant hoodie and no one knows but also she's quite a eco

Campaigner yeah, right. She's got to walk the walk

You can't be like those people that say they care about the planet and then fly around in a private jet or all year, right?

I think it's pretty cool. You know

What would you do if you had the middle seat next to it?

And that was the last day Billy Eilish flew

Even the reason she finally

Well, you can see yeah, you can see why she does the beanie in the hoodie pulled up like totally

That's like don't talk to me

I think she's in the window and then she'd have like security or two people next to that she'd know and you just go like here

You go. I'm on a flight. Yeah, where was Phineas?

I'm probably writing her a next big song. Yeah, but he wasn't traveling with it. No

Not like

Everyone just loves seeing like a mega celebrity not even a D grader or a secret like an A-list celeb doing something normal people do

I don't know if I've ever seen this. I mean, it was always weird when you'd see

Elijah would like working walking down Cuba Street eating like a kebab

And was it Nick Frost and Simon Pegg walk past mmm and Wellington with been a cumberbatch

For one of the hobbit movies. Yeah, we were down there for the hobbit. Yeah, and they were just walking around. It was just weird

It's like we were tickled by it. Yeah, and we saw Hilary Berry at Gilmour's

Sleeves doing normal people things

She likes going there because she likes buying more at once. Yeah, she she Hilary Berry and I love a bulk buy

We're we're she's smart by smart

It's like people pulling up at the lights and then looking across and be like hello, Jason. I'm more on your motorcycle. How are you?

Mmm, I mean, where's your helmet? Yeah

Put a helmet on I know you look good

We've got rolls here

But I thought maybe we could take some calls of when you had a celebrity's sighting

But they were doing something just like a normal person

Like you saw a celebrity in the supermarket. Yeah doing grocery. It was like we were so fascinated last week

The Britney Spears went out on her own and just got some fried chicken

She's hungry man. She's going through a breakup. Yeah, why don't you send someone out? She was like

I just want to go get some chicken, man. I just want chicken. I just need to stretch the legs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just want some fresh air

Billy Eilish eco warrior

Billy Thunberg more like you say eco warrior and she's been spotted in economy. She was going to be on that plane anyway. She's worth

Millions and tens of millions of dollars. Just go business. Yeah, I know

Even I've flown business class twice

To all domestic planes within the u.s. Have business because in New Zealand you wouldn't have any choice

Yeah, you'd have to go exit row. Yeah. That's your business or row one and two. Yeah my preferred seats

But they saw she's just everyone's going that's so cool to see a celebrity just do normal things

forgetting that once upon a time they did well just would have

Like it's so wild to think of I mean they probably didn't but like kim Kardashian

Popping out for some, you know paper towels and all everybody needs paper towels marshmallows and apples

But now she wouldn't dare because she'd get absolutely mobbed by the paparazzi and people

It's so funny when you watch the Kardashian season and christian is like, um, oh, when the daughter's coming, she's like, oh my god

You I'll make you cup of tea. What do you want? Oh, I just haven't earl grey

chef

Can we have an earl grey please? I'm like, oh my god boil the jug, right?

They can't even boil their own jug. No, I don't. Justine, when did you see a celebrity doing normal people things?

I was working at a ski field in the state and I sold tickets to Justin Timberlake

Adam Sandler was there joey from friend John Deimos. They were all skiing

Wow

So they just they just come in and buy tickets like normal people. They don't shut down the ski field for them

No, but suddenly Justin Justin Timberlake his um, I don't know one of his friends trying to buy the tickets and their credit card declined

Oh

I'll do this

I was at jump in like we stalk land and I saw the sky born with his kids

Oh

I've only been to jump once where a child wasn't hurt by my boisterous bouncing

Yeah, he's a bouncy boy, but there's rules. You don't cut me off. I'm 100k Jews of absolute rocketing bullet

Uh, justine. Thanks for your call. Uh, let's go to Alice Alice. When did you spot a celebrity doing normal people things?

Um, it was back when I was in high school and down in master then

Yeah

Yeah, great place great place

Say that again with a bit more passion like you actually mean it. It's hard because she's

I don't mean it

I love your honesty, Alice. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um, and we went into Pagani and

I remember this it was it was an all news. Kate Winslet went to Pagani anyone was like, oh, yeah

It's not our best

Yeah

Winslet buying in Pagani. I can't remember. What is she some basics? It's just some crucial

I can't I can't even remember but it was um, I mean obviously Pagani's not

That the car

Can we just pump the brakes on the Pagani bashing?

I happen to think it's a lovely clothes outlet where we're women most of them shot down now. Yeah, dude. I went into one the other day

She bought two dresses

A couple of blazers some jewelry and a pair of sunglasses. You know, you

She's also in Pagani's Delo

Yeah, and she because she was down there visiting Peter Jackson because he loves them

All right, okay

I'm just on the Pagani website. They're still going strong. No, was she in Heavenly Creatures? Kate Winslet? Yes. Yes

She was that's when they would have worked together. That was like one of their first projects. Um, Alice. Thank you. Let's go to uh, Jane Jane

When did you see a celebrity doing normal people things?

Hi, I saw a celebrity doing normal people things when we were in London

We were walking from Kensington Palace just being tourists and um, my husband said to me

Hey, I think that um, David Beckham and he just picked his daughter up from school

And so we kind of walked beside him behind him and then went home and checked out the tattoo on the back of his neck to make sure

That wasn't creepy at all

I know

It's like super creepy

But yeah, it's kind of but so they were walking not driving

No, no, they were walking literally down the street beside us. It was just him and Harper

There were no men in black. No guns. Nothing like that. It was just

I loved it when my dad put me up from school with no guns. I prefer that

When you showed up the guns I was like dad just like cool

They would shake the bodyguards had kind of sneak out without them. Yeah, that's right

They had to protect craig from pioneer finance, you know, they did. Uh, thanks you call Jane jack

When did you see a celebrity doing normal people things?

Marina, can you hear me? Yes, we can loud and clear. Loud and clear.

Oh, brilliant. Um, so I was working in Otago as a lot of the ring guys

And I was just about to go out on my tour and um, someone said, hey, there's a

Lanky fella in the back looking at your motorbike

And he is interested in buying it and I said, oh, look, I don't want to sell it

He was all just going out again with him. So I went in the back and that was Orlando bloom

Just buying a second hand bike. What's he doing on all the rings tour? That's a bit

He's gonna correct you

This is where Legolas and Aragorn and Gimli ran across the thing and he'll be like, uh, actually mate. It was over there. Yeah

Orlando bloom

Wait, so did you

They were filming for at the hobbit this time around and he

Could work with them. Right. Did you sell him your motorbike?

No, we did not. Um, because I actually looked my motorbike and I could do a dirty plug

And if you don't even like motorbikes, you like the look of this one

You should look up uh motor nature on instagram

And here's a motorbike

So your motorbike has its own instagram page

It does indeed and you'll also see the most beautiful dog on there as well

Motor motor nature is your prefer pictures snowboarding. Oh, that is a good. That is a good looking dog

What is that a shepherd of some sort?

Do you think we should do a new segment where people call up and plug their instagrams?

What's your instagram?

I reckon jack's a minga though because he's not he's not even on his own instagram

He's only on there in full snowboarding attire with a motorbike helmet on

Are you a minga

Absolutely a two one can

Can jack be our caller of the week please because he's a he's a minga. Well, it's disappointing, isn't it?

We're gonna throw these mingas a bone. You're our caller of the week. You would have $50 mitkai about your thanks to our

mates at mitkai

Wait a minute. I found him. He's not a minga. Wait, we revoke the voucher. I'm revoking mingas

That's not a minga. You're super hot jack. That's a good looking boy. What the?

That was a motorbike and a dog. Oh

Ladies ladies ladies ladies

Ladies when you find that instagram account you're gonna scroll back to october the 8th 2022 to finally see that mug

You're a prolific uploader though. Wait jack more of the face more of that mug

If I say drop the link drop the link. It's the it's the mug. It's the motorbike. It's the dog and it's the accent

Motor nature

Nature like mother nature

Moment capturer avid nature enthusiast nature explorer irish. Yeah

Wait, hang on. Hang on. Most important question. Is there a is there a is there a mrs minga or a mister minga?

Wait a minute. So this is i'm this is the the lady that i'm finding back here. This is mrs jack

Yeah

Well producer jarrod has told us that uh, he found out yesterday that

Kind of right underneath his nose, but unbeknownst to him his girlfriend's been jarrod proofing the house

We don't know what this entails. We just been told have been told. Yeah

So we go now to the producer's birth to find out what exactly is entailed in jarrod proof in the house as he is not a

Curious two-year-old though. He is petite just a bit of a hopeless 29-year-old

So like what what kind of stuff is the midi doing? Um, so

This all kicked off because we had two bottles of coke zero lime flavor in the fridge one was hers

He's been trying to push this coke lime zero on me

Lemon at a pinch

Spray

Like you sprayed your glass with lemon pledge vanilla

Yuck. Yeah. Um, so there were two identical bottles in the fridge. Um, I wanted my one. I didn't want to drink from her

But you're together

Don't you kiss and stuff? Yeah, kiss and stuff. You smooch use the first bottle and then when they seem to go to the second

I mean this is a completely different pile on

Okay as to what's about to happen. Okay. We'll leave that for a rainy day

I grabbed the first bottle I saw and then began to overthink it. Okay. So this might not be my one screw it

I'm gonna wait till the midi gets home and ask her which one is mine

What what because she put them in the fridge like I've already prefaced this with saying I'm a hopeless 29-year-old

Um, you put a little j on it if you want to remember which one's yours. Do you want to borrow my label maker?

Yeah, do you have a cricket? Um, no, I've just got a classic. I don't want to brother

And then the midi explained to me when she got home that she had put my one right at the front and tucked her one behind something else

So that uh, she had to I hide food from erin

And that's just step one in her list of things that she's doing to make uh me

Do stuff or to make life easier for me else

um

Sometimes I'll get home and there's a massive pile of laundry not

In front of the front door like a meter back

So I have to avoid it when I walk in

No, you don't have to avoid it

So it's impossible for you to deny knowing that the laundry needed to be done or folded

Yeah, but I have a thing where I tunnel vision. So if I'm walking to the kitchen

I'm looking at the thing. I'm going to the kitchen for not the surrounding stuff if she had time to move that basket all the way there

Oh

Just just tread lightly

You just took taking three steps into a landmine a field of landmines and we're telling you

We're saying with love exactly the way you just walked in

Because even on the way out you can stand on something. Okay, right. Yeah, I don't know

Jared I I hate to tell you we're all doing this to all of our husbands and partners. There's a couple more things. Yeah

Um, I know no doubt Fletch will have a good honest take on me

Yeah, I do the dishes

So part of my process is gathering the dishes putting them next to the sink and then washing them

If they're not next to the sink, I don't think about them

So Emma has started grabbing any dishes that I've missed and like bringing it to me

And forcefully putting it in the sink in front of me. So I can't

So you won't do a full collection. Yeah, I just say any other dishes around

I always say that when I'm doing the washing anybody got anything else

Yeah, any any mugs outside? No, no, we're good. But if I wash them and they nick on it

Yeah

And the final thing which has been around for a while by the way so far you won't just sound useless by the way

You don't know which bottle of coke was yours

You'll step over a basket of laundry and you will not do the dishes if they're not there even though you're doing the dishes

I've been awake from like 4 a.m. I get home after a stressful day. I just

I'm a zombie that excuse just doesn't rinse after a while

I found as the years go on it's more of a reliable excuse. Yeah, right. Um, we've got a meal planner on the fridge

That's not to plan our meals. I found out last night. It's so that I don't message Emma every three hours being like, hey

Or that you don't eat some of the key ingredients. Yeah and that we got

That's me. I don't like get all the ingredients for a particular meal and I'll come home like where's the ham?

Is I ate it for a snack? Yeah, or just like tin tomatoes. I'm like, who's eating tin tomatoes? It's for dinner

Yeah, wait a minute. Who ate the tin tomatoes? That's the most insane ham a very

accessible easy snack but your tomatoes your magician boyfriend opens a tin of tomatoes as a snack

I'm not implicating him. I'm just saying others

Do you flat with an Italian

I love it in tomatoes. Who ate the tin tomatoes? I've got the no idea what you're talking about

I bet I can guess your mum's name

Vorma will ask Emma five questions about her mum and then have 15 seconds to attempt to

Find Emma's mum's name. Hi Emma. Hi

Hello, Emma. Oh, he's straight into it

It's just born this is how born gets into the psychic

So ground tower. He's grounding him. He's docking. He's docking

Emma I've got five questions in which and then 15 seconds to I guess your mum's name

Yeah, okay question one question. It was like, yeah, bro. Does your mum like Taylor Swift?

Probably not no, okay. That's fine. What does she have a favorite band?

Oh, this is a you too. Oh

All right, Michelle, she's a Janice. I mean we've got to start with the uh, she's a Jan

Mums love you too

But yeah, Michelle you got to chuck Michelle on the Michelle loves you too some Irish names

Kathy. Yeah, Kathy. It's your mum born

My name's not a you too lady. No, okay. No, no, your mum

No, oh, what we made a bold statement that mum's love you too and then could not back it up

No, Georgia. Does your mum like you? Nope. No. Does anybody out there? Does anybody's mum like you?

Shannon kind of kind of does okay. Yeah

She dabbles and bono. What's your mum like you too, Jared?

No

All right

We'll put Shannon's mum's name down hot legs hula hand

Hot legs hot legs hula hand. What's your mum's name Shannon?

Bev same as you

When you pointed at Fletch, I thought I was like your mum's not Carl

It's not bizarre

All right, uh

Who do you think mum's voting for this year in the general election?

Had to get political at the stage. Yeah, you know, I am

um

I don't know anyone but labor

So she's not voting greens. She pulls on the outside of it

Okay, nat put nat

You reckon Natalie. Yeah, if your name is nat, you've got to vote for the national one makes sense

Yeah, what about putting some national party in peas down? Jerry's

Jerry it could be Jerry, but like the female Jerry

Not the um, Judith. Yep. Do I have a jude crush at Collins? Yeah

Judith would love a you too as well. She'd love you too. Judith Collins would absolutely pound

They've got a nicola to put that down. I think that's power and bourbon to you. I think we're um, we've exhausted all the woman in the national party

not a lot of them

Excuse me

There's many more somewhere down there purely for numbers. Oh, yeah. Um, okay

What about classics?

Ruth. Oh, yeah, Ruth Richardson. Jenny. He met baddie Ginsburg, but ship the ship. Yep. I've got a genie. I've got a genie. Okay

next question

What are mum siblings names?

William and Janet

William and Janet

Okay, traditional classic traditional take your jan off because did you have a did we have a jan? I had jan second

Yeah, okay, take that off. I want to do janis and janit. No. Oh, that would be silly

I might go a donna though that feels like a family that could home a donna

You can leave willa meaner off as well. I reckon trigger. That's a far fetched might go Amanda

Did you have a tracy? Did we have a tracy? No, we'll go a tracy

That's kind of that same kind of vibe, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, tracy loves you too tiffani elinda elinda. Yes

Elizabeth eliza, but I'll put it. Yeah, put a list down elizabeth and that kind of cover you got a christine just to be safe

Yeah, I always got to go christine someone's texting clear and that feels right actually

That does feel right. Yeah, thank you to our clear voyant listener

Hey

Um next question next question is what a mum's top dinner recipes

I say this because last week I made my mum's chicken pineapple rice risotto and it was a big hat

It was a big hat with the kids. So what what would you ask mum to make if you were popping around and she said what do you want for dinner?

Um, she would make chicken vegetable soup. Oh, yeah

That's an on tray. That's not a meal. That's a meal. Yeah, that's a that's not a main meal

My mum would never serve zoom as a meal. We're a big eight. We're a solids family. Yeah

My mum you can tell the size of us. We're a solids family. What are some of their solid dishes though, Emma?

Um, oh gosh, she's not really a cook. Um, oh, okay

Shut across the bell

Does she do a meatloaf a good nachos or a good anything? No, basically salad potatoes

Yeah

No

Yeah, snitty sounds quite bold for Emma's mum

Pam's not laying a finger on the kitchen. Pam's. Yeah, Alison

No, you because you're saying ellison holst. Yeah. No, she's just said she's no ellison holst. Well, I'll put it down

It's from the era though. I think it's wrong. You reckon it's wrong. Oh, it's definitely wrong

But I'll put it down. Who is the woman that did food in a minute? That was ellison. Alison. Okay, so two ellisons there in the cooking

department, okay, and and finally you shouldn't ever ask but

How old is mum? What was her year of birth?

I don't know but she's retired. Wait a minute. You don't know how old your mum is

No

60 something um

67 68 and doesn't know how to cook a snitch a snitchy. Hey look she's gone by

I'm sure she can boil some beans and yeah cook an egg, you know

Yeah, she can cook an egg. Yep. Okay, so she can cook an egg

What this is throwing you isn't it? It's really throwing me because of the connection between daughter and mother doesn't feel too strong

She's said that she's not much of a cook. Yeah, she said anybody but labor, but it was not specific

Well, Emma's just stating the facts

But then she's like mum can't cook and I don't know how old she is

And does she exist? Of course she exists

No, you've run out of questions

I just want to make sure she's she's talked to her better in the present tense. She's still with us. Yeah, okay

Okay, yeah, I got my list. Yeah, you're ready to go. You're not gonna add any more from that last question

No, I lost connection. Emma Emma. I told you I lost connection if it's not on this list that never happened. He's unplugged

Emma Vaughn now has 15 seconds to try and guess your mum's name if you hear mum's name yell out stop

That's my mum's name Vaughn your time starts now

Karen, Michelle, Kathy hot legs hula hand, Bev, Helen

Hot legs hula hand

Which one the very first one Karen Karen

Oh my god, literally because you always you've got to start you've got to start with the classics Karen always put down Karen

I thought I love that you you didn't call stopped we got to hot legs hula hand and I was like we've done it

We've done it. Well, we thought it was impossible. How did she give it mum when we said hot legs hula hand and she didn't just burst out?

You know you triggered it

bonus round

Well, you were on the phone. I'll have her go. I guess in your dad's name

Now it has been done before Emma one guess at one name

No, no questions. Karen and Bruce. Okay, Karen and Bruce Karen and John. She's John's Karen and John's classic

Mark Charles

Nah, Charlie. Oh, they're 67

Harry late 60s

Royal family now Trevor and true

We've said it for sure

It's always one of the Beatles. Yeah, one of the Beatles

John Paul. Oh, yeah, one of the royal family or one of the popes

John Paul George

Philip and Karen Philip Philip. It's very rarely Ringo

It's never Ringo. Who's a Richard?

Ringo's a Richard, right? Is he? Yeah, on his birthday. Okay, so John Paul, George and Richard. Yeah, that's

Funky's buns of all time. John Paul ring John Paul, George and Dick. Okay. What are going all down well?

Vaughn, you must lock in one name. What is I'm going? Oh, Philip. You're going Philip. Did we feel like I'm not feeling

Karen

Filling Karen Karen and Phil Phil. I liked your Bruce. I've got a friend a John or a Paul

It's always a beetle

Philip

You're going Philip. Yeah, I got a good feeling on Philip. It's your mom. What's your dad's name?

William

I said it was a royal

I went to I went generation to high Billy too high. Well, uh, Emma. We didn't get damn it dad's name, but uh

One guest Karen your mom's name, and you've won a hundred dollars

Go ask your mother how old she is

Yeah, we'll work it out find her passport and have a sneaky party. Emma. Thanks for playing

As we have mentioned girl math has gone global and uh

One man called Turner Gentry from Canada who uh is a host on pure country morning show

Uh, thinks that it could be sort of translated for another group of people. Good morning Turner

Good morning. It's nice to nice to be here guys. Uh, thanks for having me on. Yeah, I um, I love what you're doing

And I just thought I'd ask nicely if I could steal it

How radio works you don't ask you just take

It

You're like what I haven't heard of that

You've at least got to change the name and about five percent of it. Yeah, that's right

So if we're doing girl math and that's for the girl. He's trying to justify purchases

Who do you want to justify for well? I wanted to do gay math because I don't have any girlies on

On my show. It's just me in the morning

Okay, you want to do a bit of gay math. Do you think the the the rules of girl math which are basically in you know

Everything can be justified to the point where it's basically free. Do you think that applies to the gays? I think so

Yeah, I think we you know, I'm not gonna say I'm one of the girlies, but I'm pretty close

So then how will gay math differ from um girl math do you think I I don't think it'll be very different

It's just me helping the ladies get through their purchases

I thought you were gonna get the gays to ring up with their purchases. Yeah, they're like

I don't I don't have enough of those in my town. Oh, I thought you were going to get listed. I was wondering you're in a country station

stereotypically

Stereotypically, of course. I was gonna imagine that was a huge gay

So you want the girlies to ring up and you'll gay math girl math

Exactly. Yeah, we'll work on it together because what it's just it's just me in the morning

I thought we were justifying rush purchases or harnesses or something

Yes

I mean one should never have to justify their harness

That's my rule. Why don't you never have to justify we've got Dmitri on the phone who wants us to justify a ball and gag now

No, I don't I don't think that's kosher for my audience, but

Yeah, and now we're gonna play you some willow now some

On country music canada. Um, well look, I mean as we say, I mean girl math is global

Everyone's doing and it's on every bloody podcast and radio station and article

I like this evolution of girl math. Yeah. Oh, yeah

Girl math gay gay girl math. You know what? I'll take it if you guys are okay with giving me the phone

I will run with it. I mean the pleasure of you asking is truly the managers of the manners of uh, Canada

Yeah, great manners as a white male. I'll just say um, take this thing that the females of the show invented

Have absolutely

Um, I've got a purchase if you guys have time to do a little bit of girl math with a gay hypothetically

Absolutely amazing. Um, so

I went to europe for the very first time with my family this past this past

Month and in the entire month that my parents were there. My mom had one request and it was go to a gordon ramsey restaurant

Oh, yeah, so I offered to pay and it came out to

491

uh, british pounds, which is about

1050

Uh, new zealand. Wow

Wait, did he for that kind of money? He better be yelling at you and be there. You know, he yeah, he was not there regrettably

Oh, okay. Can I ask um, how old your mother is? Let's want to work out how long she's got left

It should be 60 in october 60, so let's give her 30

Okay, we'll give her 30. We're gonna break that cost down by 30 because you that's how many years

You're gonna have to hear about it if you didn't take her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah to this gordon ramsey

So what's that? We'll round it to a thousand. No, no, let's just how many people were there

There's no point girl matting. Everybody's right. We're gonna break this down to person first. Okay. That's fair

It was there was four of us. So what is that 275 a person 275 a person now?

So if mum's mum was 275 and she's gonna live for 30 more years, can you do a bit of

Division we get the girlies on because this is there

Yeah, it's a little bit

Well, it's less than ten dollars a year less than ten dollars a year. So mum's basically free already

You've got to eat so, you know, like I never regret an expensive meal myself

So we don't even need to justify yours. Who are the other tag alongs?

All my dad and my little sister. Oh, dad's the same theory applies. So that's 20 dollars

We've got it down to what dad would have had if you hadn't taken mum dad would have heard about it

Oh more than you and then he would have term. Yeah

And then they would have that's an expensive all their money and there would have been no one had no inheritance

Dad would have gone single and ready to mingle already half the inheritance is gone. Yeah

I don't know how much you're in line for but

Well, it's a lot there even if it was a hundred thousand to five hundred thousand dollars that he was going to inherit

That would have been gone. Had he not taken them to gordon ramsey

Girl, is any theories from you? Well, look, did you get an instagram photo at this? Yeah, that's important

I did yes, both of the meal and of the family

You know

There's got to be some mess in it priceless priceless. You think it's priceless? Okay

It didn't count unless it's on the gram, you know, so you've validated the experience and by posting about it twice

That's double the validation. Yeah, that's right

If your other option of a meal a meal that night was slightly sketchy

You got food poisoning that would have ruined the rest of the holiday and so that would have been money lost

Yes, you're going your travel insurance is vast. You've got to go to the hospital and you're not in your hometown

That costs money. I mean, we're talking just you've actually made thousands here

You've actually made thousands well, we don't know the inheritance, but even without it. You've already saved a few thousands

Yeah, yeah, even and with the inheritance. We don't know your parents could be millionaires. He's we've made this man a million

I mean, you're welcome

Brilliant. Thank you. Yeah. Wow. So that dinner was basically free. The dinner was not only free

We've made we've made turner a million. Yeah. Wow. Just like that. Just like that. Well, there you go turn it. Let's see how easily it's done

And I believe the Canadian dollar just went up against the Kiwi dollar yesterday. Oh, okay

Yeah, he's made even more. He's made even more money depending on where you are. It could be a multi-million

Depending on what country you move to Thailand and tell you what we're looking at billions

Uh, well, best of luck and I can't wait to hear how your gay math and Canada on a country music station

Goes for the girlies. Brilliant. I'll keep my fingers crossed. Thanks guys

Just a quick check. Do you want to check the loot cones? What is loot cones like your Rihanna or Lady Gaga?

Okay. Well, I was raised on country music. So I I do like it like I like my job. Um, but

Um, Lady Gaga is my Lady Gaga. I will say all right. Okay, Harry Underwood might be my

Katy Perry. Is that okay? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, okay. Are you playing loot cones fast car every 45 minutes on your station too?

Every hour and a half, but we throw in a bit of Morgan Wallen too

You're gonna have them back any time you want

Um, Turner, thank you so much. Best of luck with a gay girl math and thank you guys. I really appreciate your time

Have fun. Nice to chat to you

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Fact of the day day day day day

International Coastal Cleanup Day

It's coming up soon

But in that's good 2019 it fell on the yeah

By the way, I'm really into the time lapse videos of people cleaning up waterways

With our like we clean up the dirtiest waterway in Bali and it's just oh, it's like a dam

And then they like catch it all. Yeah, and it's just full of plastics. Yeah, right?

And they go through and they just bag it all up. I don't know burn it

And the time you watch all of those cleanup videos, you could actually be cleaning up some of your local neighborhood. What?

why

I always pick I always pick rubbish on the side. Okay. Okay. Just always just a thought. Yeah

You know, because you're spending all that time watching someone clean. Yeah

You could get ready my local ones. There's not a lot of rubbish

But there's a lot of like weeds and noxious plants. Can I just walk up there chopping them down?

I don't know and like poisoning the start probably not because they're a toxic

Weed and there are ways in any ways a different sort of cleanup, but International Coastal Cleanup Day in 2011 fell on September

No, and not in 2011 and 2019

fell on September 21st

now a very eager south korean mayor

And the town of jindo wanted to participate. Okay, however upon inspection of his beach

What was clean?

We're here to clean beach. Oh, well job done. We're disappointing though when you really get up to clean

But he was getting people jazzed up about it. So

Please don't tell me he made it town. No, get out. He did not

Imported no on their local beach a ton of garbage

And was like, look at this mess. We've got to clean up and then 600 volunteers went down

and they cleaned up and all up and then

Someone someone picking up the roaches like this is nuts because I walk down the speech all the time

And I pick up any rubbish and there's very little rubbish on this beach

Yeah, even the stuff that washes in from the sea in a huge amount

And so they looked into it and found out that he had indeed trucked in and dumped

Over a time of rubbish

So that he could participate and look like a good guy on international coast to clean up to have a photo opportunity and look good

Yeah, my god

Apologize for the trouble he caused and the event was meant to raise awareness about the seriousness of coastal waste

Just find a new another beach go to another beach that's gone. Oh

Uh, he said all the litter had been retrieved and taken care of 100 percent

He said he could guarantee that none had blown into the ocean. How did he guarantee that? How do you guarantee nothing goes into the ocean?

Yeah, or that the tide came in a little bit higher that day and took half of it with that

Uh, and he said there had been absolutely no secondary pollution, but Andy learned his lesson. He wouldn't do it again

And any but did he stay in office? I wonder I do not know

There's why it is so stupid. Yeah

Nuts, right just to participate in something and look like a good guy

My bloody beach is far too clean for this event

We want to get people down there. So today's fact of the day is in 2019 in south korea a mere

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I filmed seven days last night. It's the season finale on tonight on three seven thirty

Free plug free plug there for your show great episode, but you could join three at seven because i'm gonna be on the project

To go home, you know me agree to do something and then think i could be at home

Now you'll have a blast once you're there. Yeah. No, it's good people good people

Well, well catch us both but on the show on seven days chris parker

And I went to drama school with chris and leon bottom our friend

And he was like, oh my god

Me and leon went and saw that show by those youtube guys

And that's the it's the one called

Talk to me

Made by a show or a movie

A movie a movie. Okay. Did I say show?

She was in theater mode. Yeah

So it's written by um, you see one horror film right?

Racka racka is their youtube channel right right. Yeah. Anyway, so uh, the like online has been blowing up about this

Because people are like it is the horror film of the year. It is terrifying like proceed with caution

It's made you some huge horror

Stephen king level person saw it and said tick really really

So it's almost like think jumanji right they find a hand like that's just like a game

Yeah, in a way and you're supposed to grab the hand

Twist it

Now you're possessed by the devil

You're at your score is six six six. Yeah

So what I am gathering from just a quick read is that the then it possesses you and kind of takes you over and it looks

Very terrifying and there's a quite gory the movie very gory apparently

And is that what's making people upset so much so that people are spewing in the audience

And they are passing out now. This is what chris parker told me yesterday that he went with our friend leon

And at some point in the movie leon just goes

Oh, no and stands up tries to stumble out of the of the theater

And faints hitting his face on a wall because of the horror movie one should never

Try to move once they feel the faint coming on just go away. Yeah

No, he tried to bail even trying to get out of there

He just want to get out of the cinema because he was like I just can't take this movie anymore. Yeah

So, I mean, I've never I've watched some terrible stuff

I remember watching passion of the christ when I was like 14 15 years old and that was too much. There was a bit much for me

That was a lot and I'm feeling really cock see titanic. I knew the end

So no, that's not the same as horrors. You know, it's not true. So it doesn't matter

You know, yeah, I mean, yeah, you're like, okay, there's someone around the corner, but not really

Yeah, I was sore three for me

It's the only movie I've ever like felt physically ill. I remember we were in is that the one with the pit of syringes

Correct

Correct wasn't that two or was that was that three? I thought it was three. I just yuck

And then they thought it was the thing of like moorling up old rotten animals and I was just like

Saw movies are a step above horrors because they

Yeah, so too was the pit of syringes. What happens in Saw 3?

those those kind of movies that are a step above horrors

aren't they that because they're more of a

I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is horror, but it's different than it's just gore

It's just gore and not for me the scenarios

Well, apparently this movie is really really really full on and that's why leon fainted

He is not a feinty person either. Yeah, so be careful if you go into this movie be careful

But I want to know

What made you faint because fainting is really dramatic like I've fainted once right?

Oh, no twice when he's do that stupid game as a kid and they were like, no, you're killing brain cells

You faintly like that was wicked

No, it's not good. Do not do that. Yeah, I fainted

It wasn't a neat when that was the most dangerous thing parents had to worry about for their teenage children to be done

Yeah, I know back before meth

Yeah

Back before vates but a laughing gas in a balloon

But my yeah, mine was I had an injury long story and my mum ran me a bath

Too hot voltar and that's when I figured out I couldn't take it that combined with the pain

Yeah, got out of the bath at the deck. That was it. You fainted at giving blood. I found you giving blood. Yeah

So they take 500 mils. No, but it was I was anemic which is weird for a man who eats so much

I am red to the core

They were just like us and then they watched it for a bit and okay

I just like don't do that for a while. Maybe it was something like you watched your partner give birth

It's really full on and you got overwhelmed. It is an overwhelming situation to be in so if you're a little easy queasy

You can totally go down or there was an accident and you saw the bone sticking through

What made you faint there's a new horror movie that's making people

Vom and faint. Yes, my friend fainted when he saw it yesterday and it's just

Just really surprised me that he had that reaction. What's it called again this movie talk to me talk to me

Um, we want to know though. What's made you faint? Yeah, sometimes it makes sense and sometimes you just hit the deck

Rachel good morning

Good morning. How are you good? What what made you faint?

Well, can I start with I have never fainted before before this happened. Okay. Um, first time I was

with a friend to watch her partner play rugby and

Man and the other team broke his femur

Didn't see it just heard it

How do you break your femur in a rugby game?

I don't know but that's your thigh bone

My friend broke his because he was in a very bad concrete. It's harder than concrete

And then think you heard it and the reaction from the people leaping off him was pretty bad

But I didn't know him, you know feel for him or but next minute

Not only did I faint but the ground was so soft. I didn't come too straight away

So I wake up on the ground and all these people are looking after me instead of the femur guy

Oh, you bloody you hijacked that

You hijacked this moment. You stole a thunder. Yeah

I made eye contact with him lying horizontal on the ground. Oh my god. Do you know a girl we had um,

We were dissecting cow's hearts and in school and she fainted it on her way down

She had made eye contact with me. It's weird. Are your eyes when you fainted just like

People must have thought I was the love of life or something and feeling so much sympathy. Yeah, I've got you

So needless to say for the rest of the season when I attended these games, I was the fainting girl

Yeah, you got your little chair

You got a chair little camping chair and a little sort of you know a package of electrolytes

Okay, can you give me a message just coming through what made you faint is what we are asking you right now and some of these

I just tried to bring up the clip from saw two when she's in the needle pit and you guys abandoned me

I watched the middle of that

This is the movie that's making uh people quite queasy and faint and spew talk to me the horror film of the year

My friends were at yesterday and fainted. Um, very unlike him. How very dramatic

Megan, uh, when did you faint? What made you faint?

I was more than a team. Um, I was about 12 and I was on holiday at a hoppy beach

And it was a really hot day and I was in this caravan getting a spray on

Tattoo like a airbrush. Yeah. Yeah

It's very classy. It was a batman emblem on the tramp stamp here

Sorry, it was a what emblem

A batman emblem in the tramp stamp posse. Yeah

No, it's hot. It was very classy. Um, and it was just so hot and you'd stand very still obviously and I just

Started losing vision and just hit the deck. Oh my god. I'm embarrassing

If do you have any real tattoos?

Yeah, I've got loads and they're

Fine. Hey, oh my god, that is so funny

What real

What real tattoo did you end up getting on the tramp stamp position?

Oh, nothing in the tramp stamp

Oh crazy. It's such an open space there. Yeah huge

Mine's not tramp stamp. It's slightly to the left

It's slightly to the left

Uh, thanks you call Megan. Uh, jacks. Uh, what made you faint?

Okay, so I fainted watching my wife give this

Now it's not about you in that moment jacks

I know I really couldn't help it to be honest. So there was you know loads of screaming and pain and all that natural birth jazz and

Next thing you know, I'm about to faint. So I take myself off to the birthing sweet bathroom

And next thing you know, I'm doing a stress turd and having hot flushes and with my head

You were feeling the sympathy pain you needed to push she was pushing you needed to push yours was a two

This is a thing with same-sex couples

Oh, hell yeah, but maybe same-sex couples are more empathetic. So we know what wife is watching her wife give birth

We start pushing

And she pushed out your child

Uh jacks, thank you some messages to finish glass of bubbles in a token the spa

Didn't end well getting out of the spa bubbles in the spa does hit you different. Yeah, because it's hot. Yes

Yeah

Fainted in the shower after giving birth and having a fast labor was carried to the bed, but every time I moved I fainted

Oh, I was a nursing student. I fainted on my very first day first hour of my placement bang

Not a good sign. Not a good start. We gotta get back on that horse though

um

Our dog had swallowed a kebab stick

When I was 15 years old, I fainted watching the surgery to get it out of the dog

And now I'm a vet. So there you go. They immunize themselves against fainting with animal related stuff

I'm blacklisted from giving blood because I'm so dramatic both times. I fainted in the interview room and it was very dramatic

Oh my god, when they do the iron check the pin prick must be

My husband fainted while I was in labor, uh, next thing all the medical staff are helping him

I'm like, um, I am pushing out a human. He can wait. He'll be fine on the ground. He can wait somebody else's

Husband fainted when I went in for an emergency c-section as they tried to pull her out and he could see someone was

Someone was holding on to a pole pulling

Now look, he's a hunter. So he obviously deals with blood all the time

They have to gut the animals before they carried them out

He's even has a needle where he's had to stitch up his dogs

but um

He was the one that was passed out. But when he saw the baby coming out

It was all too much for him. Oh my god, there are so many here. I was a groom's man at a friend's wedding

Oh, and it was really hot and as the bride was walking down the aisle

I fainted luckily most people were watching her the mc was a doctor got me up gave me a cheer and I had to sit for the rest of the ceremony

Oh, that's embarrassing

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Is that enough for you to review this podcast with a high rating and then tell all your friends

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