ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 24th August 2023
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The Fleece, Vaughan and Hayley, Big Pod.
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Good morning, welcome to the show.
Fleece, Vaughan and Hayley, and take that, Russia.
Yes.
Don't taunt Russia like that.
Well, they crashed their spacecraft into the moon earlier this week.
And now, in the year of landed on it, like you should do.
Whose responsibility is it when you crash into the moon?
Like, to clean it up.
Well, now we're sending construction workers up there to fill the potholes.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Why don't we just leave it broken?
Why don't we just leave it broken?
God!
The council will fill it in soon.
Like, they'll do it with the potholes, won't they?
Yeah.
They'll do it quicker if someone draws a dick around it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a way to get action.
That's a fact.
Yeah.
Taylor Swift tickets again today.
Another double pass.
We've still got those, do we?
Yeah, so this is a week two of four weeks.
So, yeah, Friday will be halfway through.
Speaking of, did you see my Swiftie progress on the top?
I did, yes.
I'm doing quite well.
You're coming along.
Yeah, thank you.
Really coming along.
There's someone, I was filming Seven Days last night.
Someone was like, are you actually going to get into Swiftie?
I was like, look, I'm literally trying.
I'm really like...
Yeah, you're working hard.
Working hard, listening to it, but she's good.
The top six is coming up.
Yeah, but this Friday, a company...
Hold on, hold on.
Are you opening a press release?
Hold on, babe.
Hold on, babe.
It's EcoStore.
Yeah, EcoStore.
They are launching no laundry day, encouraging Kiwis to wash less than how to save the planet.
It's confusing to me that a company that sells products for you to do the laundry is saying
that doing the laundry is bad for the...
What's this called, a country?
A planet.
God, you got there in the end.
I shouldn't say country once a little bit of time.
I'll tell you that.
And stumble on it.
Stumble on it.
And then say it five times in a row like I just did.
I think the idea is don't just put a silly small wash on.
You should be thinking about...
Well, just be like...
Save up your loads.
Yeah, exactly.
Save up your loads.
For what?
Friday.
Rainy day.
For the sunny days.
Or the don't just...
The sunny days you want to get outside.
The sunny days you want to be.
You can't and you shouldn't be doing your loads outside.
Well, not in winter, no.
So that's a terrible start to the show.
You know what?
I think we restart the entire thing.
Go back to the news.
No, we're not.
We're not restarting.
What's the top say?
I want to hear about how India's on the moon.
India's on the moon.
Yeah.
That's all you need to know this morning.
India's on the moon.
The top six is the top six reasons I rule at laundry.
Because I am...
I think I've inherited my mother's finesse.
Oh, okay.
For finding your way around the gentle Annie.
I don't have a gentle Annie.
My mum still has a gentle Annie.
You're looking at me confused.
You're not familiar with the gentle Annie?
Well, the gentle Annie is a walking track
in the South Water Rapa.
That's the only gentle Annie.
And then famously not that gentle.
Every time I climb the gentle Annie,
I'm always like,
Oh, bloody lie.
It's not gentle Annie.
It's been my name.
Not gentle.
Not gentle.
The gentle Annie.
The genitals.
The gentle Annie.
God.
Alright, restart.
I think you need to have a coffee.
The top six is coming up.
World debt.
Leave it to us, hon.
Next on the show, one and three.
One and four.
Don't leave it to you.
You get out of here, too.
Let's just leave this to Olivia Rodrigo.
Let's get out of here.
A big study about our cooking habits
has revealed that a quarter of people
are afraid of their own kitchen.
Is this a one and three?
Yes.
One and four.
One and three, a quarter.
A quarter.
25%.
One and four.
One and three.
One and four people.
Two are afraid and intimidated
to use their own kitchen to cook food.
And it's because they're just like,
I don't know how it all works.
What's confusing for them?
The cooking, the recipes.
Which pan do I use?
How do I use it?
Which one do I roast in?
A pan or a roasting dish?
It's in the title, isn't it?
It is.
Too easy just to get what?
Too easy just to knock off.
Too easy just to knock off.
Yeah, right.
60% of people were like,
the thing that's most intimidated
about cooking is their favorite
international foods.
Because you're going like,
I could make a bloody salad
in a roast chicken.
But if I wanted to make a bit of
agadashi tofu, one of my
favorite international dishes,
I'm like, where do you even begin?
Where do you get the ingredients?
Or is agadashi come with a chicken?
No, it's just tofu, my love.
But is it the marinade on the tofu?
Agadashi tofu is like a lightly
deep fried tofu.
Okay, it's pork.
It could be pork.
No, no, it's just tofu.
And then you put a broth around it.
Right.
But you're right,
because you don't want to attempt
your favorite dishes,
because you won't make them the same.
No.
I'm not going to make a delicious
chicken pad thai.
Why not?
So pad thai's on there is the dishes
that people are most afraid of cooking.
When I say people,
I probably mean like white people.
I'm not afraid to cook it.
I just know that I can get it cheaper.
More delicious.
So when you make your own pizzas at home,
they come out to $42 a pizza.
I know.
So most people will fear
making pasta from scratch?
Vorn?
Yeah, that's Vorn.
No, that's not,
no, mine's just cooking pasta full stop.
You're intimidated by cooking pasta.
Yeah, I can never get it right.
El Dente, it's not your foreshave.
No.
Gosh.
Yeah.
Because they bite when it's firm.
As soon as it hits the water,
you could bite it as firm.
It goes out as real firm.
Obviously, yeah.
Yeah.
Beef Wellington is the next one.
Then sushi.
I've tried to make sushi.
My sushi was too loose.
It's a bit loose, isn't it?
It was a loose.
Sushi gun.
She's been making some
What do you mean?
Tight sushi.
A sushi gun.
Makes a log.
You pack everything you want in it.
Yeah.
And then you wrap the
seaweed around one part of it.
The nori.
And then you start pumping the gun
and it like drags the seaweed around it.
Oh.
She got tight.
Okay, right.
That's embarrassing, man.
My sushi's all loose.
You got floppy sushi.
I got raggedy sushi.
I got raggedy sushi.
Yeah, I do.
Because I bought the bamboo mat.
Oh, she's got two kids.
We've got two kids.
They wouldn't accept loose sushi.
Yeah, right.
They just wanted high standards.
High standards.
On shaladas, the next one,
they're easy to make.
Dude, they are so easy and yum.
Yeah, they're the best.
It's just a wrap and sloppy meat.
Cheeslop it up.
Wrap it up.
Slop, re-slop.
More cheese put in the oven.
Yum.
And the other one's patai.
We're just intimidated.
People are like,
I can't cook from scratch.
That's why people love a little stir-fry packet goo.
Yeah, the stir-fry packet goo is you can't lose.
Because if you break it down,
you're like, I want to get ginger and lemongrass
and all these other ingredients.
I'll just get a little pre-made.
I thought people being locked up at home during the pandemic
would have made people,
just would have forced them into the kitchen.
Yeah, I know.
Made them unafraid.
Yeah, but people are going,
cooking recipes from scratch is too hard.
I'm just going to get it from the tie place down the road.
Yeah, yeah.
It's cheaper.
Play Zerim's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.
Well, Channel N, the UK, E4 is about to launch a re-launchy.
They always have the good ones.
Got good tranche, yeah.
E4.
This is by the producers of Married at First Sight, Australia.
Yeah.
And this dating show, British dating show,
is called Love Triangle.
Okay, I'm hooked.
So you're hooked already?
Yeah.
So from what I understand,
six single people will choose a love match out of two guys.
Now, these two guys, one of them,
will embody their steamy desires.
Embodied their what?
Steamy.
Steamy.
Steamy.
I was like, science, technology,
engineering.
Like, stem cell research, yeah.
All my own.
Stem, stem learning.
So for example, it would be like,
just based on looks, like that guy is hot.
Yes, okay.
But the second match will match more of their deeper,
fulfilling romantic needs.
This is fantastic.
Like he loves animals and he can chop wood.
He does charity and stuff.
He does charity and all that kind of stuff.
And one's just a humbo.
Yeah, basically.
Yeah.
But really, so maybe not as attractive,
do you think, based on this?
Yeah.
Or still will be attractive?
Well, on these shows, they tend to all be attractive,
even the ugly ones.
He's still attractive.
Yeah.
So then she will then have to make a decision,
which one?
You get emotional.
So will she?
You know, I tear up at these reality shows.
He gets so invested, doesn't he?
He sure does.
So then she will be asked to choose one of these men.
So it's kind.
So she will lock in, say for example,
she locks in a steamy desires guy
and she's like, I don't need the fulfilling my needs guy.
I need a Mr. Right now.
Yeah.
Not a Mr. Right.
The fulfilling my needs guy comes back as a surprise
and forms a love triangle.
Oh, Fenty.
Oh, my gosh.
That's the setup is choosing one.
Yes.
So then she's already said, this is my preferred guy,
but the other guy then comes back, forms a triangle
and for the rest of the show.
Wait a minute.
A triangle means he would have to also be sleeping with the dude.
No, not normal.
That's not.
So who's on the bot?
Maybe if it was a bisexual triangle.
It's just that's what do you call this?
The roof of the house.
What is a triangle without a bottom?
But I love triangles always inferred just three people.
Right?
It doesn't mean they're all sleeping together.
You're not three some.
It's just like one person's at the peak.
No, I always said it was person A likes person B,
person B likes person C, person C likes person A.
So everybody likes somebody else,
but not the one that likes them.
No, it's like you've got two on the go.
Dumb.
No, that's not a triangle.
It's a greater than sign.
After all the episodes,
she will then have to choose again which one.
So will she go back on her original choice?
So apparently they don't see either of them
before they make their choice.
Wait, they don't see them?
A group of singles choose a partner,
sight unseen based on one of the things
that is more important to them.
Do you want a little potty?
I've got eight abs.
I've got an eight pack.
I've got a 12 pack.
I've got a 12 pack.
All right.
Cody, 12%.
Yeah, 12%.
That one.
You're like, man, if you've got 12%,
we only need six each and we're ripped.
Well, that's a bit of you though, this TV show.
This is absolutely up your alley.
I'm going to eat this up.
And you'd imagine this will come here, right?
You can watch.
It's American A.
British.
Oh, even better.
Thank you.
Because you prefer your British dating shows.
I prefer the British.
I love Maps Australia.
Yeah.
Over any of the maps.
A Maps American can get in the trash.
Maps New Zealand can get in the trash.
Australians were attacked.
But the British ones.
Yeah.
So good.
So they just graft in, you know,
they just graft in the whole time.
I love it.
Well, keep an eye out for it.
Play it.
Get in.
Fletch for Naly.
Just to follow up.
Mention the new dating show Love Triangle.
It is new to Britain.
But it's B.
It's an Australian creation.
So that's why they said it was from the creators
of Merit of Peace site Australia.
That's right.
So you can watch season one of the Australian version
on TVNZ Plus.
We've had word.
Yes.
I'm literally leaving work now to go and watch it.
Okay.
Bye bye.
Oh, I got a message.
Haley Sproul.
It's from my mum.
She doesn't say.
She's in Wimbledon.
Well, that's not Nidalee.
Even I know that Wimbledon is in Britain.
It's Wimbledon.
Wimbledon.
Far out.
You'll just never know it.
No where it is.
From the bustling ZM think tank,
this is the top six.
Eco store the leading environmental
and sustainability brand is urging the nation
to embrace conscious choices in their daily
laundry routines by introducing No Laundry Day
this Friday, August the 25th.
Every day the nation's laundry habits consume
significant resources.
It's estimated we use an astonishing
39 billion litres of water annually
for laundry, the equivalent of running a
shower for 5,319 years.
Oh my God.
That's a lot, isn't it?
When you say it like that.
Yep.
That's all you've got a bank you're washing up.
This is what you've got to do what I do,
which is not have a laundry.
And go to the laundromat.
And then once a week you go to the laundromat
and do the whole basket.
Yeah.
It's good.
It's really satisfying.
Big tumblers.
Yeah.
I love their big drawers.
Smells good in there.
Yeah.
Soothing.
How many people are in New Zealand now?
5 million?
I was about to say 5 billion.
We're billionaires.
I mean, I get why they're...
It's a good point they make.
Yeah.
Because how many times have you just
checked on it like a small load?
Because you're like, oh, just a little...
Or when you're like, it's like a Friday
and you're like, I'm going out tonight
and I really want to wear that top.
Thank you.
And these undies.
I'll just chuck them in.
Two items.
Sometimes depends.
Yeah.
I've got certain pairs of undies that are
like no other.
Okay.
I was just trying to do the maths
of trying to work that out.
You know, because that sounds like
a shocking thing about running a
shower for 5,319 years,
but that's one shower.
And I was wondering what the
equivalent would be of 5 million
people showering a year
twice a day.
Dividing it.
Every day and actually seeing...
You cool maths thing.
You cool maths thing.
How much?
No, I just wanted to like
take a little bit of the
hyperbole out of it.
Yes.
I'm very cynical about
these sorts of things.
I mean, EcoStore is the...
They've got products and stuff
you can run on a grey tank,
which is what we're supposed
to do.
We're supposed to use a
septic system.
Yeah.
I do understand.
I use their body wash,
their coconut.
You've used Michelle.
That's the body wash.
Well, yeah.
You bought the shampoo.
You bought the bottle and then
you just filled it up with
palm oil.
Yeah.
I don't remember them doing
an orange soap.
No.
No.
They're really vibrant orange.
I get the big refills.
I love their soap.
I use their dish soap because
I've got eczema hands.
Yeah.
We use their dish soap and
their kitchen soap.
I'm not showing on the brand.
Also, Mr.
Stirling the water from underneath
us.
Yeah.
And using it non-stop.
Also, I was going to say,
I've got a bit of rubbish.
Can I come over and burn it?
Absolutely.
Burn it in his ass.
My burner turn is your burner.
Thank you, sir.
It's like polystyrene and insulation
and all that's all right.
Yeah, it's fine.
I am edging away from
burning polystyrene.
I've got a bit of a spistos.
That won't burn.
Famously.
That's what it was best for.
That won't burn.
Yeah.
But I'm just like,
why is a company that sells
laundry products telling us
that laundry products are bad
and not to do it quite that?
Well, because they are
about the planner, don't they?
I don't know.
I'm just confused,
but it got me thinking
about how I will not be
told what to do by
any one company.
Yeah.
And I'll be doing laundry
this Friday.
And there's not six reasons.
I'm great at doing the laundry.
I think I've inherited the gene
from my mother.
Oh, yeah.
Thrives.
She loves a good laundry.
Yeah.
And I took before
about the gentlanny,
the best-selling
Fisher and Piper Washing
Machine of all time.
Top-loader.
Yeah.
Now I've got a front-loader
but front-loaders have come a long way.
They have.
Front-loaders have come a long way.
So I've got the top six reasons
I'm great at doing the washing.
Number six, I separate the colours
and the materials.
Just because...
You're doing more loads.
So you're doing more loads.
Oh, wow.
He hates the environment.
More loads.
But smaller loads.
But he's using that water,
these plundering from the earth.
Yeah, but the only...
And not paying for.
Yeah, exactly.
The smallest load you can do
is a 30-minute.
Yeah, but the washing machine
we've got,
they don't fill up all the time.
Are you sure?
Yeah, they've got those sensors in them
and they'll put as much water
in them as you need.
That's what he's telling himself.
He's telling himself.
He's about to tell himself.
This is what we call greenwashing.
That's what I'm telling myself.
But you know, socks and undies.
In you go.
Dark T-shirts.
One load.
Light T-shirts.
Oh, no.
Stupid.
Denims.
All by themselves.
Denims all by themselves.
Hoodies all by themselves.
Trust me, it leads to a better result.
Oh, no.
It's all the same, mate.
Number five on the list
is six reasons I'm great at doing washing.
I put, turn all the socks the right way
in before washing them.
That's a step, man.
That's a step.
Oh, as I'm putting the socks in,
I put them all in the right way
because the dirt and stuff that gets on a sock
is on the outside of the sock.
Now, if you don't turn it in the right way,
you're going to eventually flick it in the right way
and there's going to be dust, hay, all stuff.
All the time.
We've got a very dusty house at the moment.
Wash our socks, turn them in the other way,
and it's still dusty.
You've got to turn them in the right way
and give them a shake before you put them in.
That's another handy tip.
Number four on the list of the top six reasons
I'm great at doing washing,
I do not overload the machine.
Do not shove it all in the machine.
As long as you can close the door,
what does it matter?
The water needs a room to move.
Yeah, but the clothes get all weird
and then go down.
Slushy.
It's fine, yeah.
It's like spinach.
It wilts.
Yeah.
Slush.
Let it slush.
Number three on the list
are the top six reasons
I'm great at doing the washing.
I do not put anything in the dryer
that cannot handle the dryer.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Dry is a fabric suicide.
Can you tell Aaron this?
Are you chucking all my...
I'll put something in the wash
and be like, in the basket,
be like, do not wash this.
Do not do it.
And he'll be like, cotton.
That can go in.
Cotton shrinks.
Not cotton.
Yeah, no.
Not cotton, baby.
Nothing goes in the dryer
unless it's made to handle the dryer.
Especially not silk, Aaron.
Oh, Aaron.
No.
He didn't.
He didn't.
Just leave it to you.
It was in there for me to take
to the dryer cleaner.
Oh.
He's like, I know.
I'll give this a hot wash
and a dry.
She's going to be dry
before she gets on.
And it's going to be
child-sized.
Number two on the list
are the top six reasons
I'm great at doing the washing.
I select the washing function.
I just don't accept
the default cotton settings.
Oh.
I will scroll the dial
around to whatever I'm
washing.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
It does make a difference.
Quick 30 in a matter of what?
Quick 30 in a matter of what?
Yeah, quick 30.
What's all you need?
I might do an hour
if there's, you know,
some heavy soilage.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
If I've cracked myself.
An hour for default.
No.
Heavy soilage is heavy soilage.
Not all of us
plundering the earth
for free waterborne.
Yeah, exactly.
Some of us
pay for our water.
Pay for it.
It's worth it.
And number one
on the list of the top six
reasons I'm great at doing
the washing.
I take the clothes
source inside and outside
your mum used to run
to the washing room
to get something because
the clouds are coming in.
Get it.
This rain coming.
We used to get a call
from the cowshed
and mum would be like,
I can see rain
that washes me out
that line.
We'd scream down
and get it off inside,
outside.
Ooh, ah,
ooh, ah.
That is the most upset.
Play ZM's Fletch
for the Nailie.
Play ZM.
Jennifer Aniston
is so beautiful.
Jennifer Aniston
Cosmetic surgery.
I wonder, you know,
because the moment
anyone is that beautiful
at the age of
54.
I was just
googling her age.
Yeah, she's 54.
Everyone's like,
what?
She had a nose job.
We remember this.
OK.
She's had botox
and fillers.
She had,
I thought she hadn't,
OK, well, that, yeah.
No, she doesn't.
Yeah, but
she had a nose job
years and years
and years ago.
Early friends days, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they sort of made fun of it
as part of her
character's storyline.
Yeah.
And she's definitely
a little bit, but like,
not a lot.
She's not like,
stapling the bloody,
you know,
edge of her face.
Well, not yet.
Not yet.
For 54,
everyone,
she looks so good.
She's got a great physique.
She's just beautiful woman.
I like her a lot.
And she was
doing an interview
with the Wall Street Journal,
asking lots of questions.
And one of them was like,
how do you stay looking so good?
And her whole thing was like,
basically,
I just give anything a go once.
And she's also,
I've heard her talk before
about that she's incredibly fit.
Like, she eats really well.
She eats well,
but she said she doesn't do
fad diets.
She just like eats well,
but also allows herself
to like,
have days off and whatnot.
Yeah.
Very similar to yourself,
actually.
You know, a little blow it
on the weekend.
Yeah.
And then keeps it poof
during the week.
Do you think Jennifer Anderson
loves the cheese balls?
Pick it up.
And the mama fioreles.
And Anna Prosecco.
Anna Prosecco.
Yeah, good.
And some luggies on the way home
when she's gone.
Yeah.
She is.
Anyway, she was saying,
with the beauty staff,
like, she'll try anything.
She gets weekly peptide injections.
What's peptide?
Peptides.
I've got it in one of
my skincare,
like, serums.
Peptide injections.
Peptide, meaning?
Because I don't inject it.
I just lather it on,
which,
arguably, people say,
like, it doesn't penetrate the skin.
It is a short chain of amino acids
linked by chemical bonds
called peptide bonds.
A longer chain of linked amino acids
or more is called a polypeptide.
Oh, now I understand.
Yeah, of course you do.
No, I still like that.
Proteins manufactured inside cells
are made from one or more peptides.
So it's like a,
you're popping it in.
It sounds like the elasticity stuff
that you start to lose.
That's what we want to keep.
And you're saying it doesn't penetrate
the skin.
So she's getting it injected
and it'll flow around
and fall in where it needs to.
Get right in there.
Okay.
But her aestheticist,
aesthetician,
aesthetician,
beauty, beauty therapist.
The person who looks after her
looking good
suggested she gets
a salmon sperm facial.
Salmon sperm.
Can you go salmon sperm
facial NZ?
No, it's not Aniston approved
because she was like,
ah, I tried it once.
And like,
didn't immediately,
you know,
it didn't change my life.
So I was like,
I'm not going to smear salmon
sperm on my face
if it's
an incredible thing.
But apparently salmon sperm
is not really
a completely uncommon
ingredient in skincare.
And it's huge
in Korean skincare.
I've been an article saying
it's going to be the next big
K beauty craze
and the K stands for Korean.
Yeah.
Korean skincare is huge.
They always have great skin too.
Blast skin.
Great skin.
Yeah.
Just like,
not a blemish,
not a wrinkle.
But how do you know
if that's in your,
your ingredients list?
And what is it?
It's got lots of names.
Yeah.
I was going to say,
like that wouldn't be the name
they call it on the
ingredients list.
It's not far.
I was reading it before.
It was like
salmon seed
or something like that.
Like salmon extract.
Yeah.
Salmon,
salmon willy extract
and whatnot.
But yeah,
apparently it's,
you know,
they're injecting it.
They're injecting it.
They're not just rubbing it on.
They're injecting it.
This woman has
I'm watching her face.
I'm watching her TikTok.
There's,
there's hundreds of holes
in her face.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Are you sure?
I mean,
what, just,
I don't know,
exeslasing
lots of water.
DNA harvested from salmon
sperm.
It's not just like
it's just getting
straight on there.
Okay.
She,
Jennifer Anderson said once
that was it enough.
No,
she was just like,
whatever.
Like,
I've tried everything.
Even something this crazy,
but she just like
eats well,
drinks water,
drinks water.
It's not just a cream
to try out.
Oh, no.
It's a no thanks.
It's a hard,
it's a hard no.
It's a hard no.
Play.
Zidem's Fletch,
Vaughan and Hayley.
Fletch,
Vaughan,
Hayley,
silly little pole,
silly little pole.
It is so
silly,
silly, silly, silly,
that's silly little pole,
silly little pole,
silly little pole,
silly little pole,
silly little pole,
silly little pole.
Hello.
Is it okay to start
eating?
Hello.
Is it okay to start
eating food in the supermarket?
A woman sparked
online controversy
by enjoying snacks
as she shopped.
So we asked,
is it okay to pay,
is it okay to start
eating food in the supermarket?
Yes,
I'm going to pay anyway,
or no way,
just wait on.
My mum used to do it
when she was shopping with us.
Really?
Open up the biscuits
and be like,
shut up,
eat that.
Give me a little something to do.
Yeah.
But that was before
the self-checkouts.
Yeah, which like you say,
you need the weight
and then you have to get
the supervisor to come over
and it's like,
and you can't do it
with the pick and mix
because that chain,
that's stealing.
Yeah,
that's stealing.
Yeah.
I want to lolly.
I mean,
it's bad to shop
on an empty stomach there.
So you buy more.
Yeah,
you shouldn't be going hungry.
Maybe grab a bag
of that coleslaw.
That's always right
by the door
and give that a shake
up and eat that
on the way around.
No.
16% of people said,
yes,
I'm going to pay anyway.
Only 16%.
I would have thought it
would have been.
Also,
I feel like you would get
judgment walking around
the supermarket
eating something.
Like I've seen people do it
and I'm like, ugh.
What if you crack open
a bottle of wine?
Why not?
Yeah,
I'm going to pay for it.
I just feel like
a little drop
of a fickle mistress.
That would be
like against the
licensing deal
they have.
They wouldn't like that.
No.
Ashley's feedback says
that 14%
appearance of toddlers
who feed them
so they can shop.
Free fruit
in the supermarket.
Yeah.
The free fruit
in the supermarket.
Also,
I feel like people
went a little bit off
the free fruit
over the COVID part.
Well,
they put the manky fruit
in there as well.
Anyone's running
they're doing
their little fingers around
trying to find
the best apple.
Did Deli
still give out
a little sheet of lunch
into the kids?
I used to love that.
Nah.
Remember,
you'd be there in the
you want a
sheet of lunch
in the Middle East, please.
But frowned upon now
depends if you're
in the supermarket
with a toddler
post-day care.
We're just trying
to survive out there.
I don't expect
Fletch
or Haley to understand
the situation.
Why famously, yeah.
You famously
hate children, don't
I?
Absolutely against
anyone and everyone
having them.
Connor says
it isn't yours
to eat
until you've
paid for it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, fair call.
What if the
intentions there though,
Connor?
What if your
card declines?
No.
Maybe to rig my dad.
I voted no,
says Sally,
but it's definitely
a kiwi right of passage
as a kid to each
them luncheon from the
deli while mom shops
to keep you quiet.
Yeah.
They were good, eh?
Yeah, but you're taking
the slice of luncheon
out of mom's deli bag
or are you getting
handed a free?
Handed a free one.
Also, I would have had
that thing
finished by the
breads.
Yeah.
That thing wouldn't
have even got
that's
maximum three bites
on a slice of luncheon.
Only if I
had a good one.
Patrick,
otherwise I'll hold off
in case my card
declines for whatever reason.
It's a good boy.
Yeah.
He's a good boy.
What a good boy.
He's a good boy.
Amy said I have
type one diabetes
and have had
hypos in the supermarket.
Oh, yeah.
You got to grab something.
And so I have
open jelly beans
and then paid for them
later.
Oh, yeah.
Hypo
and hyper are
opposite something.
Yes.
The hypo you need
a real
fast.
Yeah.
They were hypoactive.
Unless they were
very lethargic
and un-energetic,
they weren't.
They were hyperactive.
Hyperactive.
Yeah.
Hypoactive.
They're not going
hypo.
They're going hypo.
Yeah.
It was bigger
than 90s
ain't got.
Don't have a hypo.
Yeah.
You don't
hypo over there.
Kate says
kids eating
Cheerios are okay.
They've been asking
if you want the bag
open or closed now
when they give you a bag
of Cheerios.
Yeah.
You can
have more.
No,
you've got to cook them
so they're boiled
and split.
That's a
Sanvaloi.
Yeah,
same vibe.
Same thing.
Same vibe
of your size.
Yeah,
right.
But your size.
Yeah,
you can totally do it.
But no
tucking into a bag
of Chippies
or Bikis.
It's a weird
line to draw.
Also,
you've got to think
your hands
are touching
the bag.
You can do a
fish.
Then you
will see.
Sometimes I'll
go into the supermarket.
You can grab a drink.
You can go back through
the checkout and pay for it
and then go back in
and do my shop
so I can have a drink
while I'm shopping.
Oh,
honest,
another honest boy.
But that's going to be
harder to explain
when you're drinking
and you chuck
it in the bin
and don't pay for it
on the second round
then it would be to
just trick you
on the way
round and scan the
drink at the end.
Check the cameras.
65% of people have said make yourself at home and then regret it. Oh, yeah
Then made themselves at home. Don't say it. I say it all the time. I do too. You're a very
Hospitable welcoming person. Yeah, I always say like on Fridays and sometimes, you know, the end of a long hard day on the building site
We'll say to the builders. Do you want to bear or something?
They'll be like, I'm just gonna finish up this and I'll be like make yourself at home like fridges
Go just a happy south to the fridge. I don't say that to tradies. I'll take a huge dump. One of them took my roast chicken
Whole thing
You did say make yourself
I do I yeah, I'm always I do
I'm the same of Peter friends run if they stay make yourself a home
And I don't say I'm passive aggressively either. Oh, well make yourself a home
Because that's another way of saying it
Yeah, you're you're very much like me as well, Fletch
You say make yourself at home. Well, you come around all the time. I'm like make yourself at home
Yeah, yeah, because often I'm the first thing I need is the shower. I can't wait till you get your own
She's gonna be wild. Hey, she's an irregular showering schedule. Yeah, she's been using so much of my body wash
Yeah, I know I just but I do make myself at home. He doesn't even leave a towel out for me now
I know where they are with the towels. Get my own town make yourself a home
And I don't I rummage through his drawers
Unbelievable because sometimes I'm there and I won't have what I need in your drawers
Well, you've got face wash in the shower help myself to that make myself right at home
Yeah, you buy shampoo and conditioner for your long-haired guests. Absolutely. I'm like half a bottle conditioner
Because you know when you want to get real glossy. Yeah, so you're half of that. It's nearly empty and then afterwards
I'll dry myself off and sometimes I'll even chuck the towel or the shifters
You know like whatever in the washing machine kick that off make myself right at home
And then you've got a drawer like a vanity. I'll help myself make myself at home rummage through the air
Have some mouth. He's got like toothbrushes for gifts mouthwash the guests. Yeah mouth no lips though
No, you've got to hold it like just yeah
And kind of just hope it pours in. Yeah, I'll use your sorbet your sorbeline your deodorant
Yeah, it's a sorbeline. It's a fatty cream like a moisturizing cream
Can be a soap substitute as well
If you've got a sense of skin for just a dry skin. All right, I wouldn't know I'm a leathery old tortoise
Nothing nothing I think penetrates. Yeah, nothing agitates your skin. Nah
Myself at home at your heart from the Sun. What about some field?
What about what about though when you say make yourself at home and then someone ends up staying like
More than a night or two. Oh, yeah, and you're like, no, no, no, that's not
That's an absolutely different level of making a saying you're welcome. Yeah, well, they said who makes the worst guests friends
Then siblings then in laws
So friends are the worst people. Yeah, I'm gonna just bloody make themselves at home
You tell your father a lot to make himself in laws. I would never out of those woods to make himself at home
I would never say it
I'm say relax. It's always well temporarily
And don't make yourself too comfortable. Yeah play it
Study's been done and it's found that those with C's C's get degrees. Yeah, they're saying C students are more likely to succeed
Then like nerdy a students or you know, like bees and yeah, wasn't there something research about kids that?
Have a higher education and go a a a and work there their butts off
They get out into the workforce and they can't get that same kind of
Reach and satisfaction. So they even suck to crumble away
Yeah, cuz I've just searched this up and Cora, you know the website great website
Cora are the one that you ask
Cora, how I how I thought you mean
They've got a great website, but there's no quite as philosophical
They did they did this they said that if somebody said the C grade students that I went to school with are leading happier and more successful lives
How is this possible? I love this
Does not compute happiness does not compute
Was it was looking at kids that went to gifted schools often intend to fail because they can't reach
They can't be achieving goals as often as they did when they were at school
What is it called a meritocracy? Oh, you know school you get an A and you're like done tick and then you get out there
And you're like do I get a pay rise and they're like no and you're like, but oh, yeah
That's the equivalent of an A
Yeah, when I got a degree in acting and then they give you the piece of paper
You don't take it to an audition and go here you go. They're like, no, no, just do the thing
Yeah, and you don't get the job. You're like, but the paper
Right because apparently see in the study they said see students excel at finding easy solutions to hard tasks
Oh, yeah, yeah, they'll say hi lazy people. They'll just make they'll find yeah
Which just sums you up doesn't it really? Yes, and I mean I can kind of relate to this as well. You just like
Yeah, yeah work smarter not harder
Yeah, I don't know where I sit on this. I was I was a naughty kid and then I got really into school
I was out. I think I'm just gonna give a go at nailing this right and then
Yeah, oh
Yeah
But then I was nice
Just get enough. Yeah, what about your acting degree though? Did they give you a B or C?
Yeah, but on like a few things
Honestly, it was survival of the fittest right if you made it to the end you deserve to get it
So for example that class or that term where you're rolling on the floor being pancakes
What did you get for that and a B or a C? I believe I failed at the pancake
I'm too curvy
No, it was like part of movement
And so what did you get for movement? I cannot remember and I really don't care
Right because yeah, because you try to be a wave to try to be a wave and that didn't work out try to be pancake
That didn't work out try to be a child. I'm not very good at that. Yeah, but boy. Oh boy
Can she tell a joke? Right boy. Oh boy. Can she I
Can't even remember what I learned
You can do a very good American Eric something on the spot, man. She's a shaker
This is an America a an absolute nobody just a regular
Civilian was on a flight. I'm not actually sure where they were going like interstate right in America somewhere America from state to state and
They spotted a familiar beanie a couple of rows ahead of them a little bit of research later and trying to play it cool
It's Billy Eilish
sitting window seat economy on a flight and everyone was like
What and then Billy Eilish uploaded a photo later
Confirm it because you see the top of the Ben's got stars on it and da da da da da
And she's kind of dead
She's got a hood up and beanie and whatnot. She's leaning against the window
But they're like holy molly POV you see Billy Eilish for free on a plane
In economy in economy
And she she does a photo like a selfie on the plane in that outfit being like
I'm gonna play I just googled her net worth 30 million, but then another website saying
141 I would be more than 30 surely, right? Yeah, and massive songs
Yeah, and so everyone and then like the comment section obviously blew up everyone being like look at this
This absolute superstar flying economy like the rest of us. Maybe she couldn't get a seat
Well, maybe there's there wasn't was it a plane without a hire? No, she doesn't do she barely ever does it private
or
Private flying or business or anything like that. She's like why would I and
She's short. She's a little she's short
Oh, yeah, I love myself in a bloody giant hoodie and no one knows but also she's quite a eco
Campaigner yeah, right. She's got to walk the walk
You can't be like those people that say they care about the planet and then fly around in a private jet or all year, right?
I think it's pretty cool. You know
What would you do if you had the middle seat next to it?
And that was the last day Billy Eilish flew
Even the reason she finally
Well, you can see yeah, you can see why she does the beanie in the hoodie pulled up like totally
That's like don't talk to me
I think she's in the window and then she'd have like security or two people next to that she'd know and you just go like here
You go. I'm on a flight. Yeah, where was Phineas?
I'm probably writing her a next big song. Yeah, but he wasn't traveling with it. No
Not like
Everyone just loves seeing like a mega celebrity not even a D grader or a secret like an A-list celeb doing something normal people do
I don't know if I've ever seen this. I mean, it was always weird when you'd see
Elijah would like working walking down Cuba Street eating like a kebab
And was it Nick Frost and Simon Pegg walk past mmm and Wellington with been a cumberbatch
For one of the hobbit movies. Yeah, we were down there for the hobbit. Yeah, and they were just walking around. It was just weird
It's like we were tickled by it. Yeah, and we saw Hilary Berry at Gilmour's
Sleeves doing normal people things
She likes going there because she likes buying more at once. Yeah, she she Hilary Berry and I love a bulk buy
We're we're she's smart by smart
It's like people pulling up at the lights and then looking across and be like hello, Jason. I'm more on your motorcycle. How are you?
Mmm, I mean, where's your helmet? Yeah
Put a helmet on I know you look good
We've got rolls here
But I thought maybe we could take some calls of when you had a celebrity's sighting
But they were doing something just like a normal person
Like you saw a celebrity in the supermarket. Yeah doing grocery. It was like we were so fascinated last week
The Britney Spears went out on her own and just got some fried chicken
She's hungry man. She's going through a breakup. Yeah, why don't you send someone out? She was like
I just want to go get some chicken, man. I just want chicken. I just need to stretch the legs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just want some fresh air
Billy Eilish eco warrior
Billy Thunberg more like you say eco warrior and she's been spotted in economy. She was going to be on that plane anyway. She's worth
Millions and tens of millions of dollars. Just go business. Yeah, I know
Even I've flown business class twice
To all domestic planes within the u.s. Have business because in New Zealand you wouldn't have any choice
Yeah, you'd have to go exit row. Yeah. That's your business or row one and two. Yeah my preferred seats
But they saw she's just everyone's going that's so cool to see a celebrity just do normal things
forgetting that once upon a time they did well just would have
Like it's so wild to think of I mean they probably didn't but like kim Kardashian
Popping out for some, you know paper towels and all everybody needs paper towels marshmallows and apples
But now she wouldn't dare because she'd get absolutely mobbed by the paparazzi and people
It's so funny when you watch the Kardashian season and christian is like, um, oh, when the daughter's coming, she's like, oh my god
You I'll make you cup of tea. What do you want? Oh, I just haven't earl grey
chef
Can we have an earl grey please? I'm like, oh my god boil the jug, right?
They can't even boil their own jug. No, I don't. Justine, when did you see a celebrity doing normal people things?
I was working at a ski field in the state and I sold tickets to Justin Timberlake
Adam Sandler was there joey from friend John Deimos. They were all skiing
Wow
So they just they just come in and buy tickets like normal people. They don't shut down the ski field for them
No, but suddenly Justin Justin Timberlake his um, I don't know one of his friends trying to buy the tickets and their credit card declined
Oh
I'll do this
I was at jump in like we stalk land and I saw the sky born with his kids
Oh
I've only been to jump once where a child wasn't hurt by my boisterous bouncing
Yeah, he's a bouncy boy, but there's rules. You don't cut me off. I'm 100k Jews of absolute rocketing bullet
Uh, justine. Thanks for your call. Uh, let's go to Alice Alice. When did you spot a celebrity doing normal people things?
Um, it was back when I was in high school and down in master then
Yeah
Yeah, great place great place
Say that again with a bit more passion like you actually mean it. It's hard because she's
I don't mean it
I love your honesty, Alice. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um, and we went into Pagani and
I remember this it was it was an all news. Kate Winslet went to Pagani anyone was like, oh, yeah
It's not our best
Yeah
Winslet buying in Pagani. I can't remember. What is she some basics? It's just some crucial
I can't I can't even remember but it was um, I mean obviously Pagani's not
That the car
Can we just pump the brakes on the Pagani bashing?
I happen to think it's a lovely clothes outlet where we're women most of them shot down now. Yeah, dude. I went into one the other day
She bought two dresses
A couple of blazers some jewelry and a pair of sunglasses. You know, you
She's also in Pagani's Delo
Yeah, and she because she was down there visiting Peter Jackson because he loves them
All right, okay
I'm just on the Pagani website. They're still going strong. No, was she in Heavenly Creatures? Kate Winslet? Yes. Yes
She was that's when they would have worked together. That was like one of their first projects. Um, Alice. Thank you. Let's go to uh, Jane Jane
When did you see a celebrity doing normal people things?
Hi, I saw a celebrity doing normal people things when we were in London
We were walking from Kensington Palace just being tourists and um, my husband said to me
Hey, I think that um, David Beckham and he just picked his daughter up from school
And so we kind of walked beside him behind him and then went home and checked out the tattoo on the back of his neck to make sure
That wasn't creepy at all
I know
It's like super creepy
But yeah, it's kind of but so they were walking not driving
No, no, they were walking literally down the street beside us. It was just him and Harper
There were no men in black. No guns. Nothing like that. It was just
I loved it when my dad put me up from school with no guns. I prefer that
When you showed up the guns I was like dad just like cool
They would shake the bodyguards had kind of sneak out without them. Yeah, that's right
They had to protect craig from pioneer finance, you know, they did. Uh, thanks you call Jane jack
When did you see a celebrity doing normal people things?
Marina, can you hear me? Yes, we can loud and clear. Loud and clear.
Oh, brilliant. Um, so I was working in Otago as a lot of the ring guys
And I was just about to go out on my tour and um, someone said, hey, there's a
Lanky fella in the back looking at your motorbike
And he is interested in buying it and I said, oh, look, I don't want to sell it
He was all just going out again with him. So I went in the back and that was Orlando bloom
Just buying a second hand bike. What's he doing on all the rings tour? That's a bit
He's gonna correct you
This is where Legolas and Aragorn and Gimli ran across the thing and he'll be like, uh, actually mate. It was over there. Yeah
Orlando bloom
Wait, so did you
They were filming for at the hobbit this time around and he
Could work with them. Right. Did you sell him your motorbike?
No, we did not. Um, because I actually looked my motorbike and I could do a dirty plug
And if you don't even like motorbikes, you like the look of this one
You should look up uh motor nature on instagram
And here's a motorbike
So your motorbike has its own instagram page
It does indeed and you'll also see the most beautiful dog on there as well
Motor motor nature is your prefer pictures snowboarding. Oh, that is a good. That is a good looking dog
What is that a shepherd of some sort?
Do you think we should do a new segment where people call up and plug their instagrams?
What's your instagram?
I reckon jack's a minga though because he's not he's not even on his own instagram
He's only on there in full snowboarding attire with a motorbike helmet on
Are you a minga
Absolutely a two one can
Can jack be our caller of the week please because he's a he's a minga. Well, it's disappointing, isn't it?
We're gonna throw these mingas a bone. You're our caller of the week. You would have $50 mitkai about your thanks to our
mates at mitkai
Wait a minute. I found him. He's not a minga. Wait, we revoke the voucher. I'm revoking mingas
That's not a minga. You're super hot jack. That's a good looking boy. What the?
That was a motorbike and a dog. Oh
Ladies ladies ladies ladies
Ladies when you find that instagram account you're gonna scroll back to october the 8th 2022 to finally see that mug
You're a prolific uploader though. Wait jack more of the face more of that mug
If I say drop the link drop the link. It's the it's the mug. It's the motorbike. It's the dog and it's the accent
Motor nature
Nature like mother nature
Moment capturer avid nature enthusiast nature explorer irish. Yeah
Wait, hang on. Hang on. Most important question. Is there a is there a is there a mrs minga or a mister minga?
Wait a minute. So this is i'm this is the the lady that i'm finding back here. This is mrs jack
Yeah
Well producer jarrod has told us that uh, he found out yesterday that
Kind of right underneath his nose, but unbeknownst to him his girlfriend's been jarrod proofing the house
We don't know what this entails. We just been told have been told. Yeah
So we go now to the producer's birth to find out what exactly is entailed in jarrod proof in the house as he is not a
Curious two-year-old though. He is petite just a bit of a hopeless 29-year-old
So like what what kind of stuff is the midi doing? Um, so
This all kicked off because we had two bottles of coke zero lime flavor in the fridge one was hers
He's been trying to push this coke lime zero on me
Lemon at a pinch
Spray
Like you sprayed your glass with lemon pledge vanilla
Yuck. Yeah. Um, so there were two identical bottles in the fridge. Um, I wanted my one. I didn't want to drink from her
But you're together
Don't you kiss and stuff? Yeah, kiss and stuff. You smooch use the first bottle and then when they seem to go to the second
I mean this is a completely different pile on
Okay as to what's about to happen. Okay. We'll leave that for a rainy day
I grabbed the first bottle I saw and then began to overthink it. Okay. So this might not be my one screw it
I'm gonna wait till the midi gets home and ask her which one is mine
What what because she put them in the fridge like I've already prefaced this with saying I'm a hopeless 29-year-old
Um, you put a little j on it if you want to remember which one's yours. Do you want to borrow my label maker?
Yeah, do you have a cricket? Um, no, I've just got a classic. I don't want to brother
And then the midi explained to me when she got home that she had put my one right at the front and tucked her one behind something else
So that uh, she had to I hide food from erin
And that's just step one in her list of things that she's doing to make uh me
Do stuff or to make life easier for me else
um
Sometimes I'll get home and there's a massive pile of laundry not
In front of the front door like a meter back
So I have to avoid it when I walk in
No, you don't have to avoid it
So it's impossible for you to deny knowing that the laundry needed to be done or folded
Yeah, but I have a thing where I tunnel vision. So if I'm walking to the kitchen
I'm looking at the thing. I'm going to the kitchen for not the surrounding stuff if she had time to move that basket all the way there
Oh
Just just tread lightly
You just took taking three steps into a landmine a field of landmines and we're telling you
We're saying with love exactly the way you just walked in
Because even on the way out you can stand on something. Okay, right. Yeah, I don't know
Jared I I hate to tell you we're all doing this to all of our husbands and partners. There's a couple more things. Yeah
Um, I know no doubt Fletch will have a good honest take on me
Yeah, I do the dishes
So part of my process is gathering the dishes putting them next to the sink and then washing them
If they're not next to the sink, I don't think about them
So Emma has started grabbing any dishes that I've missed and like bringing it to me
And forcefully putting it in the sink in front of me. So I can't
So you won't do a full collection. Yeah, I just say any other dishes around
I always say that when I'm doing the washing anybody got anything else
Yeah, any any mugs outside? No, no, we're good. But if I wash them and they nick on it
Yeah
And the final thing which has been around for a while by the way so far you won't just sound useless by the way
You don't know which bottle of coke was yours
You'll step over a basket of laundry and you will not do the dishes if they're not there even though you're doing the dishes
I've been awake from like 4 a.m. I get home after a stressful day. I just
I'm a zombie that excuse just doesn't rinse after a while
I found as the years go on it's more of a reliable excuse. Yeah, right. Um, we've got a meal planner on the fridge
That's not to plan our meals. I found out last night. It's so that I don't message Emma every three hours being like, hey
Or that you don't eat some of the key ingredients. Yeah and that we got
That's me. I don't like get all the ingredients for a particular meal and I'll come home like where's the ham?
Is I ate it for a snack? Yeah, or just like tin tomatoes. I'm like, who's eating tin tomatoes? It's for dinner
Yeah, wait a minute. Who ate the tin tomatoes? That's the most insane ham a very
accessible easy snack but your tomatoes your magician boyfriend opens a tin of tomatoes as a snack
I'm not implicating him. I'm just saying others
Do you flat with an Italian
I love it in tomatoes. Who ate the tin tomatoes? I've got the no idea what you're talking about
I bet I can guess your mum's name
Vorma will ask Emma five questions about her mum and then have 15 seconds to attempt to
Find Emma's mum's name. Hi Emma. Hi
Hello, Emma. Oh, he's straight into it
It's just born this is how born gets into the psychic
So ground tower. He's grounding him. He's docking. He's docking
Emma I've got five questions in which and then 15 seconds to I guess your mum's name
Yeah, okay question one question. It was like, yeah, bro. Does your mum like Taylor Swift?
Probably not no, okay. That's fine. What does she have a favorite band?
Oh, this is a you too. Oh
All right, Michelle, she's a Janice. I mean we've got to start with the uh, she's a Jan
Mums love you too
But yeah, Michelle you got to chuck Michelle on the Michelle loves you too some Irish names
Kathy. Yeah, Kathy. It's your mum born
My name's not a you too lady. No, okay. No, no, your mum
No, oh, what we made a bold statement that mum's love you too and then could not back it up
No, Georgia. Does your mum like you? Nope. No. Does anybody out there? Does anybody's mum like you?
Shannon kind of kind of does okay. Yeah
She dabbles and bono. What's your mum like you too, Jared?
No
All right
We'll put Shannon's mum's name down hot legs hula hand
Hot legs hot legs hula hand. What's your mum's name Shannon?
Bev same as you
When you pointed at Fletch, I thought I was like your mum's not Carl
It's not bizarre
All right, uh
Who do you think mum's voting for this year in the general election?
Had to get political at the stage. Yeah, you know, I am
um
I don't know anyone but labor
So she's not voting greens. She pulls on the outside of it
Okay, nat put nat
You reckon Natalie. Yeah, if your name is nat, you've got to vote for the national one makes sense
Yeah, what about putting some national party in peas down? Jerry's
Jerry it could be Jerry, but like the female Jerry
Not the um, Judith. Yep. Do I have a jude crush at Collins? Yeah
Judith would love a you too as well. She'd love you too. Judith Collins would absolutely pound
They've got a nicola to put that down. I think that's power and bourbon to you. I think we're um, we've exhausted all the woman in the national party
not a lot of them
Excuse me
There's many more somewhere down there purely for numbers. Oh, yeah. Um, okay
What about classics?
Ruth. Oh, yeah, Ruth Richardson. Jenny. He met baddie Ginsburg, but ship the ship. Yep. I've got a genie. I've got a genie. Okay
next question
What are mum siblings names?
William and Janet
William and Janet
Okay, traditional classic traditional take your jan off because did you have a did we have a jan? I had jan second
Yeah, okay, take that off. I want to do janis and janit. No. Oh, that would be silly
I might go a donna though that feels like a family that could home a donna
You can leave willa meaner off as well. I reckon trigger. That's a far fetched might go Amanda
Did you have a tracy? Did we have a tracy? No, we'll go a tracy
That's kind of that same kind of vibe, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, tracy loves you too tiffani elinda elinda. Yes
Elizabeth eliza, but I'll put it. Yeah, put a list down elizabeth and that kind of cover you got a christine just to be safe
Yeah, I always got to go christine someone's texting clear and that feels right actually
That does feel right. Yeah, thank you to our clear voyant listener
Hey
Um next question next question is what a mum's top dinner recipes
I say this because last week I made my mum's chicken pineapple rice risotto and it was a big hat
It was a big hat with the kids. So what what would you ask mum to make if you were popping around and she said what do you want for dinner?
Um, she would make chicken vegetable soup. Oh, yeah
That's an on tray. That's not a meal. That's a meal. Yeah, that's a that's not a main meal
My mum would never serve zoom as a meal. We're a big eight. We're a solids family. Yeah
My mum you can tell the size of us. We're a solids family. What are some of their solid dishes though, Emma?
Um, oh gosh, she's not really a cook. Um, oh, okay
Shut across the bell
Does she do a meatloaf a good nachos or a good anything? No, basically salad potatoes
Yeah
No
Yeah, snitty sounds quite bold for Emma's mum
Pam's not laying a finger on the kitchen. Pam's. Yeah, Alison
No, you because you're saying ellison holst. Yeah. No, she's just said she's no ellison holst. Well, I'll put it down
It's from the era though. I think it's wrong. You reckon it's wrong. Oh, it's definitely wrong
But I'll put it down. Who is the woman that did food in a minute? That was ellison. Alison. Okay, so two ellisons there in the cooking
department, okay, and and finally you shouldn't ever ask but
How old is mum? What was her year of birth?
I don't know but she's retired. Wait a minute. You don't know how old your mum is
No
60 something um
67 68 and doesn't know how to cook a snitch a snitchy. Hey look she's gone by
I'm sure she can boil some beans and yeah cook an egg, you know
Yeah, she can cook an egg. Yep. Okay, so she can cook an egg
What this is throwing you isn't it? It's really throwing me because of the connection between daughter and mother doesn't feel too strong
She's said that she's not much of a cook. Yeah, she said anybody but labor, but it was not specific
Well, Emma's just stating the facts
But then she's like mum can't cook and I don't know how old she is
And does she exist? Of course she exists
No, you've run out of questions
I just want to make sure she's she's talked to her better in the present tense. She's still with us. Yeah, okay
Okay, yeah, I got my list. Yeah, you're ready to go. You're not gonna add any more from that last question
No, I lost connection. Emma Emma. I told you I lost connection if it's not on this list that never happened. He's unplugged
Emma Vaughn now has 15 seconds to try and guess your mum's name if you hear mum's name yell out stop
That's my mum's name Vaughn your time starts now
Karen, Michelle, Kathy hot legs hula hand, Bev, Helen
Hot legs hula hand
Which one the very first one Karen Karen
Oh my god, literally because you always you've got to start you've got to start with the classics Karen always put down Karen
I thought I love that you you didn't call stopped we got to hot legs hula hand and I was like we've done it
We've done it. Well, we thought it was impossible. How did she give it mum when we said hot legs hula hand and she didn't just burst out?
You know you triggered it
bonus round
Well, you were on the phone. I'll have her go. I guess in your dad's name
Now it has been done before Emma one guess at one name
No, no questions. Karen and Bruce. Okay, Karen and Bruce Karen and John. She's John's Karen and John's classic
Mark Charles
Nah, Charlie. Oh, they're 67
Harry late 60s
Royal family now Trevor and true
We've said it for sure
It's always one of the Beatles. Yeah, one of the Beatles
John Paul. Oh, yeah, one of the royal family or one of the popes
John Paul George
Philip and Karen Philip Philip. It's very rarely Ringo
It's never Ringo. Who's a Richard?
Ringo's a Richard, right? Is he? Yeah, on his birthday. Okay, so John Paul, George and Richard. Yeah, that's
Funky's buns of all time. John Paul ring John Paul, George and Dick. Okay. What are going all down well?
Vaughn, you must lock in one name. What is I'm going? Oh, Philip. You're going Philip. Did we feel like I'm not feeling
Karen
Filling Karen Karen and Phil Phil. I liked your Bruce. I've got a friend a John or a Paul
It's always a beetle
Philip
You're going Philip. Yeah, I got a good feeling on Philip. It's your mom. What's your dad's name?
William
I said it was a royal
I went to I went generation to high Billy too high. Well, uh, Emma. We didn't get damn it dad's name, but uh
One guest Karen your mom's name, and you've won a hundred dollars
Go ask your mother how old she is
Yeah, we'll work it out find her passport and have a sneaky party. Emma. Thanks for playing
As we have mentioned girl math has gone global and uh
One man called Turner Gentry from Canada who uh is a host on pure country morning show
Uh, thinks that it could be sort of translated for another group of people. Good morning Turner
Good morning. It's nice to nice to be here guys. Uh, thanks for having me on. Yeah, I um, I love what you're doing
And I just thought I'd ask nicely if I could steal it
How radio works you don't ask you just take
It
You're like what I haven't heard of that
You've at least got to change the name and about five percent of it. Yeah, that's right
So if we're doing girl math and that's for the girl. He's trying to justify purchases
Who do you want to justify for well? I wanted to do gay math because I don't have any girlies on
On my show. It's just me in the morning
Okay, you want to do a bit of gay math. Do you think the the the rules of girl math which are basically in you know
Everything can be justified to the point where it's basically free. Do you think that applies to the gays? I think so
Yeah, I think we you know, I'm not gonna say I'm one of the girlies, but I'm pretty close
So then how will gay math differ from um girl math do you think I I don't think it'll be very different
It's just me helping the ladies get through their purchases
I thought you were gonna get the gays to ring up with their purchases. Yeah, they're like
I don't I don't have enough of those in my town. Oh, I thought you were going to get listed. I was wondering you're in a country station
stereotypically
Stereotypically, of course. I was gonna imagine that was a huge gay
So you want the girlies to ring up and you'll gay math girl math
Exactly. Yeah, we'll work on it together because what it's just it's just me in the morning
I thought we were justifying rush purchases or harnesses or something
Yes
I mean one should never have to justify their harness
That's my rule. Why don't you never have to justify we've got Dmitri on the phone who wants us to justify a ball and gag now
No, I don't I don't think that's kosher for my audience, but
Yeah, and now we're gonna play you some willow now some
On country music canada. Um, well look, I mean as we say, I mean girl math is global
Everyone's doing and it's on every bloody podcast and radio station and article
I like this evolution of girl math. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Girl math gay gay girl math. You know what? I'll take it if you guys are okay with giving me the phone
I will run with it. I mean the pleasure of you asking is truly the managers of the manners of uh, Canada
Yeah, great manners as a white male. I'll just say um, take this thing that the females of the show invented
Have absolutely
Um, I've got a purchase if you guys have time to do a little bit of girl math with a gay hypothetically
Absolutely amazing. Um, so
I went to europe for the very first time with my family this past this past
Month and in the entire month that my parents were there. My mom had one request and it was go to a gordon ramsey restaurant
Oh, yeah, so I offered to pay and it came out to
491
uh, british pounds, which is about
1050
Uh, new zealand. Wow
Wait, did he for that kind of money? He better be yelling at you and be there. You know, he yeah, he was not there regrettably
Oh, okay. Can I ask um, how old your mother is? Let's want to work out how long she's got left
It should be 60 in october 60, so let's give her 30
Okay, we'll give her 30. We're gonna break that cost down by 30 because you that's how many years
You're gonna have to hear about it if you didn't take her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah to this gordon ramsey
So what's that? We'll round it to a thousand. No, no, let's just how many people were there
There's no point girl matting. Everybody's right. We're gonna break this down to person first. Okay. That's fair
It was there was four of us. So what is that 275 a person 275 a person now?
So if mum's mum was 275 and she's gonna live for 30 more years, can you do a bit of
Division we get the girlies on because this is there
Yeah, it's a little bit
Well, it's less than ten dollars a year less than ten dollars a year. So mum's basically free already
You've got to eat so, you know, like I never regret an expensive meal myself
So we don't even need to justify yours. Who are the other tag alongs?
All my dad and my little sister. Oh, dad's the same theory applies. So that's 20 dollars
We've got it down to what dad would have had if you hadn't taken mum dad would have heard about it
Oh more than you and then he would have term. Yeah
And then they would have that's an expensive all their money and there would have been no one had no inheritance
Dad would have gone single and ready to mingle already half the inheritance is gone. Yeah
I don't know how much you're in line for but
Well, it's a lot there even if it was a hundred thousand to five hundred thousand dollars that he was going to inherit
That would have been gone. Had he not taken them to gordon ramsey
Girl, is any theories from you? Well, look, did you get an instagram photo at this? Yeah, that's important
I did yes, both of the meal and of the family
You know
There's got to be some mess in it priceless priceless. You think it's priceless? Okay
It didn't count unless it's on the gram, you know, so you've validated the experience and by posting about it twice
That's double the validation. Yeah, that's right
If your other option of a meal a meal that night was slightly sketchy
You got food poisoning that would have ruined the rest of the holiday and so that would have been money lost
Yes, you're going your travel insurance is vast. You've got to go to the hospital and you're not in your hometown
That costs money. I mean, we're talking just you've actually made thousands here
You've actually made thousands well, we don't know the inheritance, but even without it. You've already saved a few thousands
Yeah, yeah, even and with the inheritance. We don't know your parents could be millionaires. He's we've made this man a million
I mean, you're welcome
Brilliant. Thank you. Yeah. Wow. So that dinner was basically free. The dinner was not only free
We've made we've made turner a million. Yeah. Wow. Just like that. Just like that. Well, there you go turn it. Let's see how easily it's done
And I believe the Canadian dollar just went up against the Kiwi dollar yesterday. Oh, okay
Yeah, he's made even more. He's made even more money depending on where you are. It could be a multi-million
Depending on what country you move to Thailand and tell you what we're looking at billions
Uh, well, best of luck and I can't wait to hear how your gay math and Canada on a country music station
Goes for the girlies. Brilliant. I'll keep my fingers crossed. Thanks guys
Just a quick check. Do you want to check the loot cones? What is loot cones like your Rihanna or Lady Gaga?
Okay. Well, I was raised on country music. So I I do like it like I like my job. Um, but
Um, Lady Gaga is my Lady Gaga. I will say all right. Okay, Harry Underwood might be my
Katy Perry. Is that okay? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, okay. Are you playing loot cones fast car every 45 minutes on your station too?
Every hour and a half, but we throw in a bit of Morgan Wallen too
You're gonna have them back any time you want
Um, Turner, thank you so much. Best of luck with a gay girl math and thank you guys. I really appreciate your time
Have fun. Nice to chat to you
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Fact of the day day day day day
International Coastal Cleanup Day
It's coming up soon
But in that's good 2019 it fell on the yeah
By the way, I'm really into the time lapse videos of people cleaning up waterways
With our like we clean up the dirtiest waterway in Bali and it's just oh, it's like a dam
And then they like catch it all. Yeah, and it's just full of plastics. Yeah, right?
And they go through and they just bag it all up. I don't know burn it
And the time you watch all of those cleanup videos, you could actually be cleaning up some of your local neighborhood. What?
why
I always pick I always pick rubbish on the side. Okay. Okay. Just always just a thought. Yeah
You know, because you're spending all that time watching someone clean. Yeah
You could get ready my local ones. There's not a lot of rubbish
But there's a lot of like weeds and noxious plants. Can I just walk up there chopping them down?
I don't know and like poisoning the start probably not because they're a toxic
Weed and there are ways in any ways a different sort of cleanup, but International Coastal Cleanup Day in 2011 fell on September
No, and not in 2011 and 2019
fell on September 21st
now a very eager south korean mayor
And the town of jindo wanted to participate. Okay, however upon inspection of his beach
What was clean?
We're here to clean beach. Oh, well job done. We're disappointing though when you really get up to clean
But he was getting people jazzed up about it. So
Please don't tell me he made it town. No, get out. He did not
Imported no on their local beach a ton of garbage
And was like, look at this mess. We've got to clean up and then 600 volunteers went down
and they cleaned up and all up and then
Someone someone picking up the roaches like this is nuts because I walk down the speech all the time
And I pick up any rubbish and there's very little rubbish on this beach
Yeah, even the stuff that washes in from the sea in a huge amount
And so they looked into it and found out that he had indeed trucked in and dumped
Over a time of rubbish
So that he could participate and look like a good guy on international coast to clean up to have a photo opportunity and look good
Yeah, my god
Apologize for the trouble he caused and the event was meant to raise awareness about the seriousness of coastal waste
Just find a new another beach go to another beach that's gone. Oh
Uh, he said all the litter had been retrieved and taken care of 100 percent
He said he could guarantee that none had blown into the ocean. How did he guarantee that? How do you guarantee nothing goes into the ocean?
Yeah, or that the tide came in a little bit higher that day and took half of it with that
Uh, and he said there had been absolutely no secondary pollution, but Andy learned his lesson. He wouldn't do it again
And any but did he stay in office? I wonder I do not know
There's why it is so stupid. Yeah
Nuts, right just to participate in something and look like a good guy
My bloody beach is far too clean for this event
We want to get people down there. So today's fact of the day is in 2019 in south korea a mere
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I filmed seven days last night. It's the season finale on tonight on three seven thirty
Free plug free plug there for your show great episode, but you could join three at seven because i'm gonna be on the project
To go home, you know me agree to do something and then think i could be at home
Now you'll have a blast once you're there. Yeah. No, it's good people good people
Well, well catch us both but on the show on seven days chris parker
And I went to drama school with chris and leon bottom our friend
And he was like, oh my god
Me and leon went and saw that show by those youtube guys
And that's the it's the one called
Talk to me
Made by a show or a movie
A movie a movie. Okay. Did I say show?
She was in theater mode. Yeah
So it's written by um, you see one horror film right?
Racka racka is their youtube channel right right. Yeah. Anyway, so uh, the like online has been blowing up about this
Because people are like it is the horror film of the year. It is terrifying like proceed with caution
It's made you some huge horror
Stephen king level person saw it and said tick really really
So it's almost like think jumanji right they find a hand like that's just like a game
Yeah, in a way and you're supposed to grab the hand
Twist it
Now you're possessed by the devil
You're at your score is six six six. Yeah
So what I am gathering from just a quick read is that the then it possesses you and kind of takes you over and it looks
Very terrifying and there's a quite gory the movie very gory apparently
And is that what's making people upset so much so that people are spewing in the audience
And they are passing out now. This is what chris parker told me yesterday that he went with our friend leon
And at some point in the movie leon just goes
Oh, no and stands up tries to stumble out of the of the theater
And faints hitting his face on a wall because of the horror movie one should never
Try to move once they feel the faint coming on just go away. Yeah
No, he tried to bail even trying to get out of there
He just want to get out of the cinema because he was like I just can't take this movie anymore. Yeah
So, I mean, I've never I've watched some terrible stuff
I remember watching passion of the christ when I was like 14 15 years old and that was too much. There was a bit much for me
That was a lot and I'm feeling really cock see titanic. I knew the end
So no, that's not the same as horrors. You know, it's not true. So it doesn't matter
You know, yeah, I mean, yeah, you're like, okay, there's someone around the corner, but not really
Yeah, I was sore three for me
It's the only movie I've ever like felt physically ill. I remember we were in is that the one with the pit of syringes
Correct
Correct wasn't that two or was that was that three? I thought it was three. I just yuck
And then they thought it was the thing of like moorling up old rotten animals and I was just like
Saw movies are a step above horrors because they
Yeah, so too was the pit of syringes. What happens in Saw 3?
those those kind of movies that are a step above horrors
aren't they that because they're more of a
I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is horror, but it's different than it's just gore
It's just gore and not for me the scenarios
Well, apparently this movie is really really really full on and that's why leon fainted
He is not a feinty person either. Yeah, so be careful if you go into this movie be careful
But I want to know
What made you faint because fainting is really dramatic like I've fainted once right?
Oh, no twice when he's do that stupid game as a kid and they were like, no, you're killing brain cells
You faintly like that was wicked
No, it's not good. Do not do that. Yeah, I fainted
It wasn't a neat when that was the most dangerous thing parents had to worry about for their teenage children to be done
Yeah, I know back before meth
Yeah
Back before vates but a laughing gas in a balloon
But my yeah, mine was I had an injury long story and my mum ran me a bath
Too hot voltar and that's when I figured out I couldn't take it that combined with the pain
Yeah, got out of the bath at the deck. That was it. You fainted at giving blood. I found you giving blood. Yeah
So they take 500 mils. No, but it was I was anemic which is weird for a man who eats so much
I am red to the core
They were just like us and then they watched it for a bit and okay
I just like don't do that for a while. Maybe it was something like you watched your partner give birth
It's really full on and you got overwhelmed. It is an overwhelming situation to be in so if you're a little easy queasy
You can totally go down or there was an accident and you saw the bone sticking through
What made you faint there's a new horror movie that's making people
Vom and faint. Yes, my friend fainted when he saw it yesterday and it's just
Just really surprised me that he had that reaction. What's it called again this movie talk to me talk to me
Um, we want to know though. What's made you faint? Yeah, sometimes it makes sense and sometimes you just hit the deck
Rachel good morning
Good morning. How are you good? What what made you faint?
Well, can I start with I have never fainted before before this happened. Okay. Um, first time I was
with a friend to watch her partner play rugby and
Man and the other team broke his femur
Didn't see it just heard it
How do you break your femur in a rugby game?
I don't know but that's your thigh bone
My friend broke his because he was in a very bad concrete. It's harder than concrete
And then think you heard it and the reaction from the people leaping off him was pretty bad
But I didn't know him, you know feel for him or but next minute
Not only did I faint but the ground was so soft. I didn't come too straight away
So I wake up on the ground and all these people are looking after me instead of the femur guy
Oh, you bloody you hijacked that
You hijacked this moment. You stole a thunder. Yeah
I made eye contact with him lying horizontal on the ground. Oh my god. Do you know a girl we had um,
We were dissecting cow's hearts and in school and she fainted it on her way down
She had made eye contact with me. It's weird. Are your eyes when you fainted just like
People must have thought I was the love of life or something and feeling so much sympathy. Yeah, I've got you
So needless to say for the rest of the season when I attended these games, I was the fainting girl
Yeah, you got your little chair
You got a chair little camping chair and a little sort of you know a package of electrolytes
Okay, can you give me a message just coming through what made you faint is what we are asking you right now and some of these
I just tried to bring up the clip from saw two when she's in the needle pit and you guys abandoned me
I watched the middle of that
This is the movie that's making uh people quite queasy and faint and spew talk to me the horror film of the year
My friends were at yesterday and fainted. Um, very unlike him. How very dramatic
Megan, uh, when did you faint? What made you faint?
I was more than a team. Um, I was about 12 and I was on holiday at a hoppy beach
And it was a really hot day and I was in this caravan getting a spray on
Tattoo like a airbrush. Yeah. Yeah
It's very classy. It was a batman emblem on the tramp stamp here
Sorry, it was a what emblem
A batman emblem in the tramp stamp posse. Yeah
No, it's hot. It was very classy. Um, and it was just so hot and you'd stand very still obviously and I just
Started losing vision and just hit the deck. Oh my god. I'm embarrassing
If do you have any real tattoos?
Yeah, I've got loads and they're
Fine. Hey, oh my god, that is so funny
What real
What real tattoo did you end up getting on the tramp stamp position?
Oh, nothing in the tramp stamp
Oh crazy. It's such an open space there. Yeah huge
Mine's not tramp stamp. It's slightly to the left
It's slightly to the left
Uh, thanks you call Megan. Uh, jacks. Uh, what made you faint?
Okay, so I fainted watching my wife give this
Now it's not about you in that moment jacks
I know I really couldn't help it to be honest. So there was you know loads of screaming and pain and all that natural birth jazz and
Next thing you know, I'm about to faint. So I take myself off to the birthing sweet bathroom
And next thing you know, I'm doing a stress turd and having hot flushes and with my head
You were feeling the sympathy pain you needed to push she was pushing you needed to push yours was a two
This is a thing with same-sex couples
Oh, hell yeah, but maybe same-sex couples are more empathetic. So we know what wife is watching her wife give birth
We start pushing
And she pushed out your child
Uh jacks, thank you some messages to finish glass of bubbles in a token the spa
Didn't end well getting out of the spa bubbles in the spa does hit you different. Yeah, because it's hot. Yes
Yeah
Fainted in the shower after giving birth and having a fast labor was carried to the bed, but every time I moved I fainted
Oh, I was a nursing student. I fainted on my very first day first hour of my placement bang
Not a good sign. Not a good start. We gotta get back on that horse though
um
Our dog had swallowed a kebab stick
When I was 15 years old, I fainted watching the surgery to get it out of the dog
And now I'm a vet. So there you go. They immunize themselves against fainting with animal related stuff
I'm blacklisted from giving blood because I'm so dramatic both times. I fainted in the interview room and it was very dramatic
Oh my god, when they do the iron check the pin prick must be
My husband fainted while I was in labor, uh, next thing all the medical staff are helping him
I'm like, um, I am pushing out a human. He can wait. He'll be fine on the ground. He can wait somebody else's
Husband fainted when I went in for an emergency c-section as they tried to pull her out and he could see someone was
Someone was holding on to a pole pulling
Now look, he's a hunter. So he obviously deals with blood all the time
They have to gut the animals before they carried them out
He's even has a needle where he's had to stitch up his dogs
but um
He was the one that was passed out. But when he saw the baby coming out
It was all too much for him. Oh my god, there are so many here. I was a groom's man at a friend's wedding
Oh, and it was really hot and as the bride was walking down the aisle
I fainted luckily most people were watching her the mc was a doctor got me up gave me a cheer and I had to sit for the rest of the ceremony
Oh, that's embarrassing
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