ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 1st September 2023
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The Fleece Vaughn and Haley Big Pod.
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Good morning, welcome to the show, Fleece Vaughn and Haley
in an era's tour movie.
Does Taylor Swift need any more money?
You can never have enough.
You can never have enough.
You can never have enough.
No.
I think you can.
Oh, yeah, I mean, wow.
To me, once it gets to a billion, I'm just like...
Oh, yeah, totally. Get a grip.
More tickets today.
You're going to be listening at 8 o'clock
for that Taylor Swift song, Midday and 4
by the first caller through this afternoon
with PJ and Maddie to win that pass.
You're on the road, Haley, you've been hit up for tickets.
Oh, my God, I arrived in Tauranga yesterday
and checked in and the girl was like,
look at me and I was like, okay,
well, maybe she recognises me because I'm mega famous.
And then as I checked in, I was like,
I know, can I get some Taylor Swift tickets?
It's like, no, babe.
Well, you just had some in your purse or something.
Yeah, sure, here you go.
Here you go.
Fletcher's the only one that works for the show
with the Taylor Swift tickets.
He's in charge of the Taylor Swift tickets.
Have you ever seen Fletcher in public?
By all means, hit him up for Taylor Swift tickets.
He has the physical tickets.
He's in charge of all of them.
And I've even got some spares as well.
So many, so many.
This weekend, if you see Fletcher,
that's what you've got to do.
I'm open to bribery.
Cash moneys.
Cash moneys or cakes.
Yeah, right, cash moneys.
Lamingtons.
Guys, I wish you guys were here
because, honestly, the sun's dead.
Sunrise?
Oh, sorry, sunrise.
Pond, it's the morning, darling.
Wait, where am I?
What about the moon?
The super moon.
Oh, my God.
I don't have a moon.
I don't have a moon, but I've got a beautiful sunrise
over the ocean in Tauranga.
And when it came up last night.
Yeah, she's a beauty.
I kept waking up through the night
thinking the security light was on,
but it was just the beaming moon.
The beaming moon.
The moon.
Maybe she'd get some bed of curtains.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I do.
We had to solve.
Because we got rid of our bedhead.
Oh, yeah.
So we don't have a bedhead.
Why don't you have a bedhead?
Too much bedhead.
Too much bedhead.
Oh, yeah, man.
Leave it to the dead on the wall.
Leave it to the dead on the wall.
Leave it to the dead on the wall.
Leave it to the dead on the wall.
Yeah.
Lads, lads, lads.
Lads.
Oh, man.
Give me the neighbourhood away.
I'm guessing it was more that
it wasn't aesthetically pleasing.
It was.
No, and we just upgraded the size of our bed.
Oh, yeah.
We just didn't get a bedhead.
Right.
So, yeah, our heads a little
close to under the high window.
Oh, OK, right.
So I catch the light
sneaking under that curtain.
A bedhead should take care of it.
OK, OK, right.
Gorgeous.
OK, coming up on the show,
the top six is a new trend.
This is the dumbest.
This is I read this one.
Oh, my God.
It's just angry.
Yeah, it's called silent walking.
silent walking which is just going for a walk without like it's silent without
headphones but it's not silent it's just walking it's walking this is how my
mother this is what my mom calls walking but I guess it's that so many
people walk now with headphones yeah treat to walk without them you go oh
my god well the top six will delve into this and other trends yeah top six names
for things that are just things like silent walking is just going for a walk
next on the show though yesterday we had an ad for the Electoral Commission
Electoral Electoral yeah syllables in that every election I was encouraging
people to vote in roll to vote in roll to vote and all you needed was your driver
license hmm which one's right yeah there's a driver license some grammar some
England next on the show yesterday when we were doing a radio program we
play ads because ads pay the bills bitch they don't say that no don't that's quite
aggressive that's yeah yeah yeah they paid the bills maybe they paid the bills
baby it was an ad for the for enrolling to vote for the upcoming election yeah
and it said all you need to do it was ID like your driver license and I was like
we were all a bit like that doesn't sound right yeah I was like he's misread
that he should be drivers license driver's license it's you need your
driver's license yeah yeah because it's the license of the driver yeah it is the
driver's license but is that a specific but then when you are referring to a
specific driver you can do the possessive license but when it's a sweeping
possession it doesn't need the possessive apostrophe is no because but we
still all own them you know what I mean let me it's the driver's license let me
get out of my man purse it's not Velcro it sees on the top look New Zealand
driver license right they're missing an east in an apostrophe what about the
song I got my driver license you'd be like Olivia Olivia it's my driver's
license can I go like an American a Californian driver's like American it
says drivers or oh no that's so it always says this is drivers versus drivers but
one's possessive and one's not which is correct there's like drivers possessive
is always the correct spelling that can indicate official identification well
let's check Olivia Rodrigo's song how she spells out Olivia who I'm loving at
the moment by the way no she spells it with no she just rams an S on the end
with no possessive apostrophe but I'm arguing whether it's driver or driver's
license I just lost a little bit of it should drivers possessive ever wanted
license it's called a driver license it's very awkward to say like that doesn't
everybody else just say drivers license this is a question on a language
English language and usage page yeah that's it we've found a California it
just says California driver license yeah they all seem to like this it should say
drivers I'm upset by this actually quite deeply I don't even care if it's got an
apostrophe or not I just want an S on it no I need the apostrophe the possessive
apostrophe seeing it written driver is just describing what kind of license it
is not whose license it is other examples would be a bartender license but not
bartender's license if you were just to describe the type of license now on your
on your license just saying this is a driver license I got my pen license not
my pens license okay here you go I will present you now a UK driving license
driving they've got driving see I almost like that better I like that better
because it's a license to drive do you think it stopped this very argument
that we're having I reckon I reckon UK couldn't figure it out so they just went
okay we'll just say driving license yeah it does it says driving I got my
driving license last week that works right yeah she can do that in the UK
that works silly little poll is next on the show and today the big issue do you
use the toilet brush at work or are you just like it's work doesn't matter who
doesn't every other woman in our day today still a little poll do you use the
work or are you disgusting are you a monster everybody does it at home right
without fail right yeah it's your home thank yeah I live with some guys that
would be to do but when it comes to work for some reason and even and I'm gonna
say it I think females are the worst judging from what you and the other
females in the end the bill I can confirm women are the pets so like you in
our in our bathroom I think I've been so I've been saying it for years just in
general but you go into our bathroom and there's four stalls three standard ones
and one accessible yeah sometimes you'll go in and be like oh go to another one
be like God yeah just to find the one that you don't have to then take
responsibility for and not my splats not my splats because all the toilets have
a brush right all of them it's so bad when you go to a place and there's no
toilet brush I know I like hotels yeah hotels hate toilet how many times have
you wrapped a hole in a toilet paper around your hand flushed them before
it got your hand and then given that like the best I can't leave this for the
cleaners I simply won't leave my names on the booking I can't yeah so we asked
you when you're at work facility little poll today do you use the toilet brush
or are you like it doesn't matter I'm at work oh my god as guys I don't know if
women know this as guys if there's just a little bit of a skid we'll use our
powerful urine yes it off yeah we will it's a fun game it's a fun fire hose game
using one's penis anyway I don't know if you guys can do that as well no
blank blank looks from the producers yeah no fair enough to use the toilet
brush at work 59% nice said yes I do use the toilet brush at work 41%
we should have followed it up with is this different at home like then done it
at home oh because that's your problem to deal with later if you don't I think
so Rachel said if we had one I would but this fancy office I frequent has hourly
cleanings hashtag murica what hourly cleanings hourly but then it's a picture
American station America is different because the water goes right up to your
butt yeah yeah it's no skitties it just all floats there and then that's why
though yeah why they're techniques different right mmm Josh says yes and
so should ever announce as a person at my work who cleans the staff toilets it
would make my job much easier and less gross so to name a shame campaign if I
could if you know you had yeah rock hard evidence in the man if you've got rock
hard evidence of some names it's rock hard it's not leaving skid yeah now
bouncing around yeah maybe a float if you leave a skitter you want to be a
shame to yourself said Hannah yeah I've been told Hannah's spoken yeah Brittany
says only the office girls use it and it's too awkward if you leave any damage
yeah that's what although do you know what at our workplace because we're like
a five-story building I've seen people come up from like level two or three to
use the ground floor toilet that we use and then go back up to their office yeah
definitely come downstairs take a dump and then go back to your I know 100% you
can never tell who's leaving the you know who's the you know who started that
tradition of this company Leighton Smith really back host yeah really was he was
on after Hosni come down for an 830 dump he'd ever and he'd go back to dude yeah
it's a lot of Kiwi fruit dude it's not just as an opinions that was shit yeah
Jana says whoever said no is fair or clean up after yourselves I was a
cleaner for a while and some people are just effing disgusting yeah Abby says
no because I don't shit at work of one of those people you have to she has the
ultimate power we get up too early and then drink too much coffee to the night
you just have to just a diet right at just yeah Lane says no because our staff
bathroom is also a public toilet and I'm not paid enough to clean up everybody
else's residue as well your stuff is also the public toilet I'm so sorry for
that I'm so sorry yes always there is one woman who doesn't at my workplace
feral she is feral that's from SJ oh yeah feral I love that she knows the woman
who's leaving the squirts yeah they've identified that I feel sorry for the
females because you have to sit down regardless of one or two's hmm so you
yeah thank you for feeling sorry for us that really means something yeah I don't
there's other things I definitely feel sorry for you about but having to sit
like what a beautifully relaxing yeah wearing a brazier every day yeah that
that's looks like it sucks yeah sometimes yeah that's a little poll I was
expecting a song with a bit will pizzazz to take us out of that to be honest
God you really see that and I was like the volleyball went up and then someone
was like hey hey hey no ZM player ZM's flinch for the nail I've never knowingly
been cheated on which I've just sort of thought about yeah me all my boy all my
boyfriends kept it secret it's so nice of them yeah crafty men I genuinely don't
think I mean I haven't had that many boyfriends to be fair but I don't think
I've ever been cheated on but when I think about it you know like a lot of
people you read lots of articles and a lot of people talk about how they
exposed their partner yeah how they like caught them or called them out and
sometimes I think about I'm like yeah that'd be fun man I get real crafty but
then I probably wouldn't be devastated and really surprised and kind of
impressed with our do you know what I mean I'd be like good for you yeah because
you don't think he's just got it in him just organizational wise just on his
physical size alone sneaking would be sneaking would be hard and also as sort
of a like a tech illiterate man as well like texting secretly different apps he
doesn't know about the different apps yeah so he'd just be texting he sounds
like he sounds like a dream to cheat on to be honest maybe anyway there was this
woman right and she shared it all on tiktok it was like almost like a master
plan she discovered that her partner was cheating on her yeah she you know found
out and they had a big trip to Europe booked a nine week Europe trap so like
you they couldn't have called it off because it's all booked and paid for
booked and paid for oh yeah okay also you know when Europe's in your forecast
you need to get to Europe otherwise it's devastating yeah as a woman who was
cancelled a trip to Europe before yeah so she found out and was like okay well
I'm still gonna go in this trip and what she did is every destination she took a
picture of her partner but she had a little post-it note and she would write
on it a story that she then played out on tiktok in a video and each photo
revealed the story of how she discovered he was cheating and she would get him to
stand in front of landmarks all across Europe and hold up the post it don't be
like I'm taking a photo of you and in it the video is like I've been with my
partner for six months this this time he told me did I just discovered he's
cheating after this trip I'm gonna break up with him and the whole time it's
hashtag I know and then she put it all together in a video and it's just him
poor poor poor bastard it's just him like standing in front of these landmarks
smiling and her saying like he told me six months in that he loved me hashtag I
know he we moved in together and started planning for our future hashtag I know
and then it goes on and it's like he did all these little things then I
discovered so after this trip I'm breaking up with him and then she uploads
and seems it to him and the world and post women to see women God we're
twisted and so it's obviously over like what was to follow up from this I've
heard that that's a great way to save a relationship yeah and make them sort of
like weaponize them I've heard it's a very healthy way I mean you've tried
twice and you and Shaday oh my god yeah yeah we might need another one that's
why we keep getting more dogs and animals
patchwork
silent walking this is a tiktok trend look to be peddled by Gen Z and that is
it's just going for a walk the worst part is they've gone their phones like I'm
going for a silent walk it's like no no no you're on your phone immediately my
documenting your silent walk made your walk not silent now this isn't a walk
where you wear like noise-canceling headphones with nothing playing no that's
me I hate nature it's what it is it's going for a walk without headphones yeah
oh my god give me strength yeah it's going for a walk it is I will reiterate
once more it is just going for a walk so today's top six is the top six names
Gen Z have for things that we which is just how we used to do things number six
really sounds like you're a boomer yelling over the back fence because they
took a Mandarin I was not their Mandarin they would need my mandarins seeds in
them oh yeah okay do your mandarins have seeds I don't have I don't have
mandarins okay you've got 10 Jellos 10 Jellos oranges I got this other weird
sort of orange did you know who's going orange is out of you to see that video
I tagged you in where this girl peels her oranges cuts them into like quarters
freezes them and then gets them out and blends them like a apparel drink I mean
I've been I've been leading them fall on the ground and then Vorny comes over and
picks them up for the pigs and the pigs don't deserve no more you know no more
freezing good we're gonna have some frozen I've been giving my oranges to
the cows so much vitamin C why they haven't been catching cold no no that
jacked so the top six names Gen Z have for things which are just how we used to
do things number six on the list clackety typing that's just typing on an
old keyboard but according to Gen Z clackety typing is a new form of typing
that just really lets you feel the letters that you're typing and the impact
they may have on someone you know okay great that's good that's good stuff
number five on the list of the top six names are Gen Z have for things which is
just how we used to do things number five is daytime sleeping
horn that's a nap sleeping during daylight hours is a new form of
nighttime sleeping but it's traditionally when you're awake because you've got a
rest queen okay yeah yeah queen yeah queen number four on the list of the top
six names Gen Z have for things which is just how we used to do things manually
hand brushing your teeth on you just brushing your teeth on the electric
toothbrush I'm still doing it that way but manually hand brushing your teeth
takes the electricity out of your mouth and lets you get in tune with your teeth
like our ancestors did oh my god what yesterday August said to me they had a
choir thing she's like oh my god there was this woman at choir and she was like
wearing a denim top and a denim skirt like they did in the old days so we
called her 2006 Karen I was like for a start 2006 is not the old days oh my god 2006 is
not the old days and she's like you know no no wait wait like way back way back
like way back in like 2002 for encouragement that 2002 was any better
than 2006 I was like that's not the old days yeah is that why they call Hailey
nana his face or title
seriomba re on the list of the top six names Jen Z have for things
which is just how we used to do things phone free in-person communication
Hon, you're just having a conversation in person that's been done for a millennium, but phone-free
in-person communication, it takes the tech out of your already overloaded tech life.
It lets you communicate and establish a connection with someone in a physical manner.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, that's good for you.
Number two on the list are the top six names.
Gen Z have for things, which is just how we used to do things, are multi-family multi-food
meals.
Hon, you're describing a potluck dinner.
But multi-meal multi-food meals are great for the community feel and establishing group
dynamics.
It's how our ancestors used to do it.
They did, yeah.
Kia ora, kia ora.
And number one on the list are the top six names Gen Z have for things, which is just
how we used to do things, latex-free love-making.
Hon, that's raw-doggin.
But, and I will say it, you should only be doing that with someone you trust.
And Fletch, who can we trust?
Anybody.
Win.
Ever.
Full stop ever.
Gotcha.
Never trust anybody.
Full stop ever.
Just like our ancestors used to do.
Yes.
That's today's top six.
Last night.
Am I ready to talk?
Yeah.
Am I free to talk?
Yeah, you're free to talk, yeah.
York, you can talk whenever you want, don't let anyone ever tell you.
You can't.
Shut up, woman.
I'm just, I feel you're wrong.
Sorry, sorry.
I'll just mute, I'll mute.
Okay, that's a sign that I've married the right person at work and I've married the right
person at home.
Yeah.
Which leads me nicely onto last night was one of those moments where you're like, oh yeah,
I've married the right person.
Yep.
Shade, it was after dinner.
Yep.
I was on the computer doing fact of the day research and such.
Oh.
Because it's Windweek.
It's Windweek.
It's Windweek here at Fact of the Day.
I've got great Windfacts for you coming up.
Oh, yes.
By I heard from the pilot yesterday, you'll remember World War II fighter pilot.
Yes.
Gil Worthington.
Who gave you the fact of the day.
He gave me another fact of the day and it was so scary.
I was like, I can't tell people about that.
I won't get on planes.
Oh my God, no, shut up.
You have to give us that one.
It's about microbursts.
Maybe I'll give you that one as a little side fact.
A little taster.
And so I was doing that and Shade was sitting in the lounge folding some clothes and Seven
Sharp started.
Yep.
And this, this, this happened.
And Ali, how did the idea come about?
One night, my husband and I had been out for a few drinks.
He just kind of thought it'd be really cool if you could just get like a burrito out of
a hole in the wall.
So originally it was like burrito hole.
And then it just blew from there.
So she said, but without a few drinks, we went out and he wanted a burrito from a hole in
the wall.
So it started out as a burrito hole.
Now when she said burrito hole, we both literally went, burrito hole.
And that's when you knew that you married your soulmate.
That's when I knew that we're, you know, you need a little reminder every now and then
that you're married to the right person.
Wait, so you weren't, it wasn't even that you were like, oh, we both love burritos.
It was the term burrito hole.
It was the way the ladies say we went out for a few drinks and my husband said, wouldn't
it be good if you get a burrito from a hole in the wall?
So it started out as a burrito hole.
And when she said burrito hole, you both immaturely giggled burrito hole.
Literally like that.
Burrito hole.
Yeah.
You married your soulmate.
Yeah.
That's again, it's confirmation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But man, I didn't want to want a breakfast burrito.
Breakfast burrito.
I'll just take any burrito.
I'll take a daytime burrito right now.
Breakfast burritos are amazing.
Breakfast burritos slap.
Because there's egg and there's bacon and there's, oh yeah.
There's no rules.
No rules.
What can go to burrito, breakfast burrito.
As long as there's, I think there's egg at the very least.
Yeah.
There's no rules in any burrito.
You could put carrot in there.
You could put.
I wouldn't put a squid in a burrito.
I don't like eating squid anyway because of the cephalopod.
Yeah.
They're too clever.
Yeah.
Squid burrito.
It's a hard no from me.
Yeah.
Says a guy who happily ate a pig.
Also clever.
I can't eat a squid.
It's too intelligent.
Play.
Presidents, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.
It's the final rankings.
Final rankings.
We do this every Friday.
We rank different things.
Fight, we argue sometimes, don't we?
Do you know what we haven't ranked as FVH?
You know?
Obviously Hayley number one.
Is that what you want from this?
She needs number one more than us.
She needs it more than us.
Yeah, she does.
Yeah.
She needs a daily number one.
Oh my God.
Born, who's your number one?
You are.
Hayley.
Oh my God.
Well, there we go.
Okay.
Well, today's final rankings.
We're doing chip styles.
Yeah.
And this, I think we got onto this earlier in the week because I think I,
I think I said I detest.
Hates a strong word, but I detest.
Waffle.
No, crinkle-cut fries.
I've just got no time for them.
They're a classic.
Nothing says...
They're in the freezer.
A couple of new releases from United Video on a Friday night with a
No Frills pizza out of the freezer and chuck that in there on the
bottom rack, on the fries on the top rack.
And you've got to keep moving them around until some get crispy
and some don't and some seem barely cooked.
No.
It's straight.
It's straight-cut for me.
Straight-cut.
You mean like a fish and chip style?
We'll do a wedge, but straight.
I'd go straight.
Okay.
So they're...
You're doing just a standard chip.
Just a fish and chip, chip, chip.
A standard, yeah.
A standard fish and chip, chip.
Yeah.
There are waffle fries.
Waffle fries rule.
What about curling fries?
No, two...
Too much in a waffle fry and they go too crispy.
I think curly and waffle are just so pretentious.
Yeah, they are.
You see fries on a menu and you're like,
do we get curly fries?
I love curly fries.
I'm so excited.
And they always come with an aioli.
Yeah.
But I love curly fries at the start of the bowl,
but at the end, when you're picking weird little
last shapes out...
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's hard.
I mean, you've got your classic non-E shoe strings.
Yeah.
Shoes strings rule.
Which I love.
But, see, I love like a shoe string, say, from Mackers,
but when you do shoe string yourself at home...
No, you don't shoe string at home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't shoe string at home.
Can you air fry a shoe string?
You wouldn't.
No, you wouldn't bother.
You wouldn't bother.
People scream about the air fry's ability to fry fries.
Yeah, but...
Are we going to add kumara chips to this?
No, because it's not the inside, it's the outside.
It's the style.
It's the style.
Okay.
But kumara couldn't do...
You couldn't do a kumara shoe string because they...
It wouldn't hold up.
Yeah, they're too sad.
Or a waffle or a curly.
Nah.
What about potato skins?
Are we going to do that?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
They know those rules.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think that's the top.
That's almost a different way of...
That's almost like counting a kumara, isn't it?
It's a different thing.
Yeah.
Do you think we include that or exclude?
No, I think we exclude it.
Let's exclude it.
Okay.
I mean, it's delicious and I don't want to take anything away from it.
Okay.
Well, I'm crossing it off my list.
I'm going to go...
Shoe string's number one.
Is it?
By a country mile.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I love a shoe string.
Like a nonnies.
A nonnies or a pub shoe string or just any shoe string.
Remember in the nineties when bread was the base of the third pyramid?
So things was a little bit cooked.
They used to say that if you want to have a healthier fry, you get a bigger fry because
it's all about the surface area that the oil penetrates.
Yeah.
That's why shoe strings rule.
That's why they're so young.
It's because they've had full oil penetration.
What?
Yeah, I know.
It's a straight cut.
A long straight cut.
Beautiful.
More like your fish and chips.
Your Mr. Chips Chips.
Yep.
So good.
Mr. Chips Chips.
They are my number one.
I'm going to go shoe string number two and then number three.
What about a potato tornado?
What's a potato tornado?
What's a potato tornado?
They've got that machine and they wind it and it spirals it out and it goes on to us
along as different.
No, that's different.
It's too different.
No, that's different.
It just went into my head.
What about a steak cut?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, I think that goes south rules.
They say not a wedge.
Not a wedge.
Not a wedge.
I'd go a steak fry.
Because they're good.
They're like a wedge.
Bit of, you know, aioli.
Bit of strength to them so you can really get a bit of a chunky sort of a dip sauce on
those if you're using them in that manner.
Wait, are we doing tater tots?
No, that's different.
That's not a fry.
No, but it's potato.
That's a tot.
I mean, that number one across the board.
No, we've done ways to serve potatoes.
Yeah, we have.
That was taken care of when we did ways to.
Okay.
I just think you guys are mad.
Shoe string is number one.
Shoe string for me.
Shoe string number one.
Then I'm going to go a steak cut.
I'm going to jump all the way back to a big fat fatty.
And then I'll meet, I'm going to shove a crinkle in there.
So you are shoestring steak and crinkle.
Yeah, baby.
I'm going to go steak number one.
Because it's got steak in the title.
It's a flat edged wedge.
Yes.
It's a wedge.
Wedges are always, you know, in a wedge shape.
But these ones aren't.
They're just a fat.
They're just a big fat chip.
So that's my number one.
Number two is waffle fries.
I love waffle fries.
Yeah, but how often are you having a waffle fry?
Not very often, but that's why it's a treat.
But if it's there, I'll get it.
Now, what about a carrot cake?
If I see one on the menu, I have to get it.
That's my rule.
What about, uh, they're called cottage fries.
They're like a crinkle.
They're like a chip, a fat chip.
But they're like, can't with a serration, like a crinkle.
Go-gling, go-gling.
A cottage?
Nah.
Like this.
How would you describe that?
Like a potato chip, but it's a fat.
Oh, it looks like a huge chip.
It looks like a massive gherkin.
Yeah, it does.
Like how gherkins.
No, that's not a fry.
No, that's not a fry.
Potatoes thick cut on a corrugated slicer and fried.
Nah.
No, that's a slice.
That's a potato slice.
You're dangerously entering Tater Tot territory.
Now, is poutine?
No, no, no.
That's ways to serve fries.
That's ways to serve.
That's ways to serve.
That's ways to serve.
Okay.
Okay.
So, Vaughn, did you find a rank?
Yes, I went steak, waffle, and then standard.
Wait, where's your shoestring at?
I didn't go shoestring.
Controversial.
Yeah.
Controversial.
But it is rent.
Shoestring grabbing at like a claw full of shoestrings.
Or like shoving them in the burger that you're having.
Yeah, and lots of salt on them.
When they're not salted.
They've got to be heavily salted.
Don't bother.
Don't bother.
Sometimes chicken salt.
Okay, so who wins?
Final rankings.
Who's winning?
I'm going shoestring.
I think shoestring wins.
I think steak cut.
I think steak cut on your list.
I did steak cut.
I think steak cut wins.
I think steak cut wins.
Right.
I think steak cut fries.
Okay.
All right.
And then shoestring two.
And then what's three?
Just standard.
Just standard.
Standard fish and chips.
Yeah.
Fish and chips.
And no crank on the list.
That's the winner.
It's on my list.
It's on my list, and I will speak for them.
Yeah.
They get a lot of sauce in the grooves.
For me, it was fourth equal with shoestring.
They get a lot of sauce on the grooves.
Yeah.
That's what the rivets do.
Yeah.
They catch more sauce.
Scoopy up on the sauce.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Play ZM's Fletch Von Inale.
Yesterday, my fast walking got me in trouble.
I'm going to say again.
God, you sprint, dude.
You sprint.
Do you know this weekend I'm hopefully weather permitting
doing a little hike with some friends.
Oh, weather is not permitting.
Weather is not permitting.
I don't think weather is going to serve AA.
It's not the kind of fight.
It's not the kind of, I think, rain later in the day.
We don't mind a few showers.
It's not the kind of, we're not, you know, going into the alpine conditions.
Are you doing it for the gram though?
No, just for the fitness and...
Nature.
Nature.
You know when you go out and there's lots of trees around you.
It's a silent walk.
It's a silent walk.
Yeah, it's a silent walk.
But I don't, I feel like my friends haven't been hiking with me
before.
They don't know what they're in for.
Yeah.
You know, I did the Tongarea Crossing.
God, that was so slow, my friends.
So yesterday...
This is why you travel alone.
Yeah, it is.
Fast walk.
So yesterday, I went into a supermarket.
I won't say the name of the supermarket, but it's red and white.
I know.
Yeah, no, it could be anything.
It could be anything.
But I wasn't silent walking.
Like we mentioned earlier in the show, I had my noise-canceling headphones on.
I went in to get a drink, but I couldn't find the drink that I wanted.
So I'm just going to leave.
And I had my headphones in and I was walking to the train station.
And I heard this yelling over my headphones.
I was maybe like 50 metres outside of the store, outside of the supermarket.
And I turned around and there's a detective from the NYPD yelling at me.
New York Police Department.
He's got like the big badge.
You know, the big badges that they have.
I love those.
The big sheriff's badge.
The big, you know, like the shield.
It's the shield.
You know, they have the shield.
And that's his security.
Yeah, it's right on his thing, but it's his security.
Is he wearing a flak, like a stab-proof jacket?
Yep.
Yep.
So he had his vest on and he kind of comes right, big kind of big, big guys kind of
comes over to me and I take my headphones out and he's like, oi, you didn't buy anything.
I was like, oh, I said, I didn't know you had to buy something.
Oh, you smart ass.
You smart ass.
That's the good answer though, because I am also unaware.
You must buy something should you enter a property.
Because when I walked down the supermarket, I just walked through an empty checkout and
I did have a backpack on.
And he was looking at me like I was a shoplifter.
Oh my God, because you've gone in and you're sprinting out.
Yeah, because I walk fast and I have like a bitchy resting face.
Doing a runner.
So I must look like a shoplifter.
What did he think you'd shoplifted?
For the second time in six months I've been accused of shoplifting from a supermarket.
Do you think it's racial profiling maybe?
So he said, I think it's, it probably is, yeah.
And I said, oh, do you want to look in my bag?
He's like, no.
And I was like, what do you want then?
Okay.
Like, do you want to kiss me?
Like what?
Do you want me to ask for my number?
What are we doing?
Oh my God, are we going to make out?
Yeah, cute.
And then he just looked at me and I was like, oh, do you want to look in my bag?
He's like, no.
And so I'm like, okay, we'll have a good day.
He's like, okay.
And then like, goes back to his supermarket.
I was like, what?
Like, I literally wasn't even in there that long.
Yeah, because you just went in and put something in your backpack and ran out.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's the second time I've been accused of shoplifting in six months.
Because you walk late, you've just stolen something.
Because I walk out of supermarkets fast, like I walk everywhere fast.
Also, his eyes move side to side, like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Yeah, I just look shifty.
I must look shifty.
Do I look shifty?
Do you are a shifty fellow?
Shifty fellow.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
It's a bit shifty, our fledge.
These security badges, though, they look like actual detective badges, like...
What does it take to become a security guard?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Not that I'm thinking of doing that.
Like, I know that supermarkets are, like, absolutely under the pump at the moment.
I've seen, like, the most craziest people walk out of supermarkets with baskets of
gross reason.
Running.
Running, actually, stealing stuff and, like, staff getting abused.
I've heard...
Yeah, in my defence, though.
Yeah, they were being mean to her, so she had to.
But I've been in hardware store, a supermarket, and the warehouse, which I was going to try
to say department store, but over the loudspeaker, it's like, hey, you know how they do their
little, like, specials?
Specials and what having, like, little store announcements.
I've heard one in each one of those ones saying, please be kind to our staff.
Or, like, a message of...
I know.
I'm just like, what?
It's got to the point where they're constantly like, hey, if you're walking around, you might
be having a bad day, but remember, it's not our staff's fault.
Please don't scream at Barbara when she's scanning your items, if it's not exactly how
much she thought it was going to be.
Yeah.
That's sad to me.
Dude.
Yeah, be nice.
Be nice.
Be nice.
Be kind.
But what if they accuse you of shoplifting and you haven't shopped?
Absolutely.
Punch them.
Punch them.
Get there.
No, Hayley.
They...
Yeah.
They're just doing their job, but, like, I mean, just do it better is what I ask.
Like, I don't know.
Like, if you see someone...
Search the bag!
Like, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Or if you see them...
Don't search Fletcher's bag, dude.
Oh, yeah, you don't want to search my bag.
Or your bag, actually.
Oh, God, you probably put your finger in, like, bigger...
Wet chocolate puddle.
Oh, I don't think you can say that on the radio.
But...
You sure?
Play ZM's Fletcher for the Nailie.
Play ZM's Fletcher for the Nailie.
Here today, we announce the Friday's live lineup.
JoJo joining Jackson Derulo.
Boys to Men.
Flowrider.
Callie Rowland.
Travis McCoy.
Baby Bash and more.
The tickets are on sale September 12.
All those details are at ZM online.
Well, we could do one better than just announcing she's part of the lineup for Friday's live
because she's joining us on Zoom.
Good morning, JoJo.
Hi, guys.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous?
Not that I forgot.
Guys, I can't see her on the screen.
I'm getting a light reflector.
Move so I can see this gorgeous woman.
Oh, my God.
Move the lights.
Oh, sweetie.
Oh, my God.
We're so excited to see you, JoJo.
When was the last time you were in New Zealand?
I've never been to New Zealand.
I've moved my mind.
Yo, this is bucket list stuff that I'm checking off the list.
I'm checking off the list.
I'm so excited.
I was going to ask you that because when your single came out, you were, what, 13, 14?
So you wouldn't have even done a concert, right?
No, never went to New Zealand.
Yeah.
My first single, Leave Get Out, came out when I was 13 and then Too Little Too Late when
I was 15, 16.
So it's been like a trillion years.
So I'm excited.
Do you know your single, Leave Get Out, I just confirmed 2004.
That was when Fletch and I started working together in the radio.
And boy, I tell you, we played that song a few times.
I mean, I can't believe, like, I finally get to sing this ancient song.
Stop calling it an ancient.
Well, because by and way, you're calling us ancient when you call the song agent.
This is a fresh new pop hit.
Oh, my God.
What are you going to do when you're in New Zealand?
Because if this is bucket list, you've got to do more than just perform.
You've got to do more than just work.
Okay.
So my, my, my friend who lives in Nusa in Australia actually just texted me and she goes, what
was she saying?
She was like, Hey, should we plan a wine tasting trip in one of the regions?
What'd she say in wine country of New Zealand after the last show?
So we're going to set our wine on.
We're going to, you know, you're going to have to, we'll barrel me out of the winery.
It's going to be good.
Because these, these Friday's festivals, it's like, there's a Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday.
And like, we're there on a Sunday.
Sunday.
And then all of these musicians and artists are just getting busted and crammed in and
go, go, go.
And then at the, you do finish in New Zealand.
So you should definitely hang around for a bit.
Oh, I'm going to hang around.
I'm going to, I cannot wait to see.
I mean, what would you guys recommend?
I was going to say, we'll show you a route.
We'll show you a route.
We've got the site.
We've got a good time.
You say wine country.
The whole country's basically wine country.
It depends on what kind of wine you want to drink.
I mean, the good stuff.
Are you more of a red or a white sparkling?
I'm more of a white.
I like, um, like a dry white.
I was going to say, we're going dry.
We're going sweet.
I already am.
Yeah.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
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Mine.
Mine.
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Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
It just just dives off.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine all the time.
Mine,
Mine all the time.
Okay, I hate to do this boys and just give me a couple of minutes JoJo. What's your favorite?
I'm a musical theater kid as well. What's your favorite musical favorite role? Oh
Favorite role Evita. Mm-hmm. I love little shop of horrors. Oh, I love
Les Mis. I'm a Les Mis girl. I'm a Les Mis. Yeah, you could be you've got big eponene energy
Thank you
I
Language right now, I don't know
Like beggar woman. I love sweetie Todd. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, what's the pies best pies in London?
You she can play at all if you had to choose so JoJo would you go like live theater Broadway like
Classic theater styles or would you go big pop concert in a crowd? Oh?
I don't want to choose darling. I want to do it. Oh, you must JoJo you simply must
I don't know
Well, we're gonna have a big crowd for you in New Zealand for sure wait a minute
I need to revisit a Mulan Rouge. Yeah teen was who Nicole Kidman was in the movie, right? That's right
So I'm playing quite literally playing a dying whore
She's the greatest courtesan in Paris and she you know, it's this romance slash tragedy and there's a
Mash-up of all these pop songs, you know from the past the best it is
Unbelievable the show is so much fun. I know there's a version in Sydney. That's playing too
So I'm gonna try to go see it while I'm over there too
Compare yourself to this a team. Yeah, I love I love to compare myself to people. Yeah
Can you what can you tell us about what's in store? I mean, obviously people want to hear
the the big hits from
Uroji 30 I can't believe you are 13 13 14 year old South
But are you giving us a bit of a mixed bag some newer stuff in the classics?
Really, I just want to like bop you over the head with bops
So I'm just really bang bang bang bang leave you wanting more come back and do a full tour for those who want to see more
You know another time, but yeah, I'm just gonna give you just relentless hits and
Bops can be great. Well, let's bop. We are we are very excited all the details for Fridays or at ZM online
Jojo will show you the wineries
We look forward to seeing you. Thank you so much for talking to us
Thank you guys and all the details for Friday live
The line up the tickets at ZM online plus the chance you to win as well our ZM Facebook and Instagram pages for a chance to win
Zm's flesh one and Haley
This really made me chuckle
There's a woman on tiktok who had filmed her sister and that says y'all which is well, honestly, I love y'all I
Think we should bring that y'all very American very yeah southern states American isn't it?
Yeah, it's also very gender neutral
Yeah, I remember you know could people always say ladies and gentlemen and when I am see I always look I'm like
What do we say with instead of ladies and gentlemen and y'all is always the number one things to be an American website
Well, I did want to be Vaughan Smith. Yeah y'all
As my pronouns. Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah
Anyway, she said y'all my sister made a power point to tell my parents
She's a stripper and it shows her parents
Sitting on great use of a power point. I mean that power points got so many uses
This is just one of them her parents are sitting on dining chairs looking at the TV screen
Her sister is there with the the power point presentation up on the TV and they're watching it and it's a slow reveal
She does this whole like storytelling journey of like this is a really powerful person who made money and da da da
And so what I would like to present to you today is my new career and they're like, oh, we're excited and then it's like boop
I'm a stripper
It's really funny, do you know what to be fair parents are like, okay, because the PowerPoint really took them on a journey, right?
She sold them. It was a sales presentation. It was literally
You're so right. It was a sales perch more than just the explanation of this is my new job. They probably just wanted to out of home
Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah
However, you want to get out of my house or start paying rent. Yeah
rent but a very creative way of
Delivering what I imagine most people would sort of perceive as bad news. Yeah, how do you know how to tell your parents?
That's what I'm doing. Yeah tough news tough talk. Well, I remember when I was at drama school and times were tough
I I
thought about doing some
Not stripping but working at the strip clubs doing the waitressing, you know, oh, yeah, okay. Yeah
How would you have broken that news to Craig?
Do you know what I do know what that stopped me is if I I'm not I think my dad goes to strip clubs, but I was like
Somebody he knows yeah
I was like if his Brian his business partner walks in here and I'm like, hey Brian you out here supporting the girls tonight
I'm like, oh, I can't I was the accent just a point on an accent
I was at drama school the time so I was using it but extra. Yeah, right. You could have told you told Brian you were researching a role
Yeah, I'm I'm playing a little so southern bow comes to the big city and strips for the month
Do you want a yes supporting the girls tonight?
Anyway, I love watching this because I thought it was such a fun and creative way of breaking some sort of difficult news to appearance
Yeah, that I wondered if we could take some calls and get some messages in of the
The the maybe a creative way that you broke some bad news to someone
Coming out you did a powerpoint coming out presentation
Okay, yeah, and this left column is all the women I'm attracted to now that's empty
Here's a man who I have
Yes an Excel spreadsheet you'll notice
Now here's some stats on the next sheet, okay, I'll 800 dials any we want to take some calls
Maybe we won't do bad news because you know coming out. It's not bad news. No, no
Maybe difficult news difficult news
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is the creative way that you delivered difficult news to someone? Maybe those giant blob letter balloons
I'm pregnant. That's expensive. I'm pregnant. I'm
Double-side tape them to the wall
I'll 800 dials any miss our number. Give us a call you can text through nine six nine six
What is the creative way that you delivered some difficult news?
There is a woman who
Announced to her parents that she was becoming a stripper and
She did it via a powerpoint presentation
And you know what it worked. So I want to hear that we wanted to know the creative ways that you delivered
Maybe some difficult news
So for you had some difficult news to tell your parents that you didn't want to go to outward bound
So you also did this I
Did
So you you were like I don't want to go to outward bound
So you had to break the difficult news to your parents. So how what was in this panel point presentation?
Honestly, it was probably like 15 years ago now
And I heard all the terrible stories about having to go and sleep in the bush by yourself and that scared me
So I pulled my parents into a formal living room. We gave a full-on powerpoint presentation. I love that
Yeah, also, I want to know why you I want to know why you had to go in the first place because when I was a teenager
Outward bound was where you sent your child if they were being a little shit basically
Yeah, and I was a straight-A student
I thought thinking parents
And they wanted me to go for like the mindset stuff to be able to you know, know that you can do anything
Right, but I won't admit it. I just
Right they know that you
Outward bound always sounded so much fun. I would have loved to have gone. Oh, no
They had on the hands of well-behaved straight-A student, but they wanted a more rounded excuse the pun
Because you're a little fatty, but you know like they wanted a more well-rounded student that would not be scared to tackle
challenging areas of life
And do you love the outdoors do you like do you go on?
Go somebody just said outward bounds Haley these days as a leadership experience. They realized they were sending the rat bags and
Oh my god, they reframed it
Reframed the whole experience Sophie. Thanks for sure. I think Sophie should be our caller
It's got nothing to do with the banglers Friday, and we forgot about it for the rest of the week
I think you're an inspiration. You are so you've got a $50 Mick cafe voucher. Thanks to our mates at Mick cafe
Thank you so much. Have a great day
The man is on this woman. She learned that it out. We're back. I'm sending off. I'm sending both of my children and fleshed outward bound
You need better manners coming through good Lord. I love this
I'm just I'm so tickled by these stories of how you creatively broke some difficult or bad news to people
Yeah, this is great. Well a girl did this with her parents broke the bad news. Well
The difficult news is becoming a stripper. Obviously, that's not the career. They
Visioned for her exactly. Ah Emma. Good morning. How are you morning? You had a PowerPoint presentation just the other day
I did I did my 14 year old and her friend had built it up told me they had something
They wanted to tell me and discuss with me and they wanted to both be in the room and I was like
They're coming out
And I that's fine, but I was like, okay, I just gotta you know handle that but it's okay
Whatever they're gonna present. It's gonna be okay. They're 14
They kind of crashed a car
Everything was going okay. He's and anyway the night came we sat down that we couldn't we couldn't Chromecast
It didn't go the way they planned and the
Anyway, I sent the answer. Can I just see it? Can you just share it with me? No, no, no, we're gonna read it
We're gonna read it like a line each. Yeah, okay. Yep. That sounds good
This is the title was why we want to go to Palmerston North
Oh
Tattoos or piercings, yeah, or pregnancy or something it was worse
They want to go on their own and they're only 14 they've even had to link the near B&B
Oh, they just want we live on Wellington, but we live slightly north and why can't I I don't trust them
Don't do it
I used to fly up to Auckland to go to big day out and some of my friends were allowed to go on their own and I
Cannot tell you the things we did in those hotel rooms. I cannot tell you don't let them go
Don't let them go. I I trust your children is the other people in it. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Jonah
How did you break the difficult news?
morning guys
So when I was at university, I was sort of coming out to my friends making the rounds
Yeah, but I hadn't quite nailed the I'm gay sort of phrase. Yep
So with one of my friends, I just showed her my Instagram discover page and
I mean, I'll tell you everything you need to know about a person
Yeah, the shirtless naked men kind of was yeah, I imagine your discovery page looks a bit similar to mine to be fair
Exclusively, yeah, we don't know what Jonah's into because you're into giant dudes
Joe might be he might be you know like the big boys. Yeah
Yeah, I mean, I would say it probably don't have a type but you know all the men all in the world
I
Jonah amazing. Thank you
To you sir, thank you. Oh my god
Pile on in the group chat yesterday one of our group cats that is a big friend group
Yeah, this is a friend group that all went to New Plymouth. Yeah for Haley show and Fletcher's birthday. Yeah, all all great friends
Yeah, oh beautiful group yesterday in a group chat titled New Plymouth weekend
It was brought to my attention that Fletcher's very nice bathroom has been used on a dating app by a user of said dating app
As a sexy backdrop for a tasteful nude
This is born to my attention
No, you can see heading down
But you can't it's either
Tasteful nude, you know that naked, but you can't see the whole shabomba. Yeah, I'm getting the whole you're not getting a shabomba
There's no shabomba. There's no shabomba. No shabomba. There's a couple of shabang bangs
So this photo shabomba this photo pops up in the group chat. Oh my god, and it's high line is a beautiful and immediate
It's a friend in my bathroom
So it's a nice to me doing a photo shoot. Yeah, there's been a
The mirror in your bathroom. It's stunning. It's like a ring light. Yeah
When we did it last room we wanted to put that mirror in and I was it was a close call
But it just wasn't it within our budgets. It was such a nice and it defogs. It doesn't fog up
Yeah, so another friend was perusing
Dating dating apps searching for love
Searching for love or one-hour love
Oh
He's sold of the earth
I didn't say was a good boy. Yeah, and then
He's like, I think I recognize this bathroom
Sends the photo to the group and we're all just like I said when I got I was like man
That looks like flitches bathroom a shot. I was like you dickhead. It is flitches bathroom. I want a hundred percent
It was one of those group chancellor is like ding ding ding
I was doing something at the time of my phone was just like me
Do you know what I even wonder if this photo was taken when I was drinking with the producers I
Think that could have happened pre an event that we were going to
Really could have just been taken in the bathroom while we were in the lounge. I I feel like that's really yeah
Wow way. Yeah, we were all hanging out and you know
Actually is this when I was there? Yes
Just popped in and just was like God, I'm feeling good today. It's a good for a sexy photo. It's a good lighting
It's good. You got nice
You got a red light in your bathroom. Yeah, and so I make up tutorials. Yeah, that's what it's thank you
Do you know funny thing is someone else sent me this photo to on Monday?
Yeah, I don't it's a great bathroom. That's a great bathroom bathroom
Well, I mean it's a perfect backdrop for a photo in fact now looking at this photo once again next time
I'm having a show I might take some snaps
Because there's a mirror and then on the other wall, there's another mirror so it kind of creates that infinite space
Yeah, it's like an infinite loop. Yeah, it's very gram-worthy. Oh
Absolutely, I'm gonna do a shoot in here. We should all do a shoot in here actually. Do you think so? Okay?
Yeah, well anyway, thanks for the pylon. Appreciate it. It was a big pylon. There's other aspects of the pylon that can't be mentioned here
I
Was something to say for off here
I think it might be my favorite pile on of 2023. I'm just gonna say I know
Classic pylons. We've got a quarter of the year left. Don't call it too early. I'm gonna I'm gonna just I'm gonna pencil this one as
It is my pylon of the year
Okay, great
Look, I'll be the first person to admit that
I've had
relations with some people that perhaps I
Wouldn't choose during the daytime, but at night time
With a few beveys on board. Yeah, that's my
View has been skewed
And I've gone for it. Yeah
And you always oh, no, I'm not the only one. I'm just the one brave enough to say it. Okay, but
You always blame the bear goggles. You're like, oh man. Yo, it's so much more attractive
Bear goggles. Yeah, you do. Yeah, the bear goggles on, you know, yeah, or the prosecco goggles
Yeah, yeah, the prosecco spectacles vodka cruiser goggles
vodka cruiser
Is a contact. Yeah
Well researchers were like, I wonder if bear goggles is actually a thing if something the effects of alcohol
Actually impact the way in which you see people
Okay, the way in which you see someone and their attractiveness changes
myth
Really? I just think booze makes you less fussy and all like you eat things when you booze that you wouldn't eat when you're sober
It's just everything. Yeah, you do that. Yeah drop your standards. Yeah
All around the board. Yeah, okay
Also, I wouldn't sit down normally and I ate a liter of yogurt, but you know
Yogurt's your
Saying there was a time where I was hungry and there was nothing so I ate yogurt until I was full
Don't eat yogurt till you're full is another no, it's not it's not a food to fill you up. No, no, no, no
It's a treat. It's a treat
It shouldn't be the only thing you eat until you're full
Right. Well this research that this really serious research that I'm glad they took the time actually
Um to debunk the myth of bear goggles
Revealed that I mean all it's doing is increasing your likelihood of approaching someone that you find attractive
So even if there's like if you think about someone you've slept with or whatever that you're like, oh god
There's our quality in them that you find attractive the booze loosens you up that makes you a bit chatty cath and makes you kind of approach them
and as you say, you know
You may you're hungry you'll eat anything. Yeah
Yes, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're just so it's not yeah
It's not it's not that I'm seeing them as more attractive. I'm just hungry
Yeah, and I'll eat anything. Yes. So yeah, okay, that's all that booze is doing
It does not in any way skew
How you see someone or their attractiveness or increase their attractiveness and then you see them like oh my god
Yeah, it just makes you hungrier
To the point that you'll eat anything. How did researchers today?
They just go out on a Friday Saturday night and just hang out with people
No, I mean no, I mean it's part that was part of the research. They actually looked at like brain activity
You know, like is anything actually chemically changing as well, right?
straight up no
A perception of attractiveness does not get skewed when you drink
Okay, so you cannot now blame bear goggles for any mistakes at the weekend for that guy in the bed
Who won't leave?
Yeah
Fact of the day day day day day
Now today's factor today is about wind uh because I was challenged to make it wind week on Tuesday
Yeah, it's not a challenge. It's officially wind week. It's a wind week. Yeah as as dictated by us
I could have done a full week. What is it? What week is next week? Have we decided honey badger week honey badger week?
Okay, honey badger week fantastic. I'm excited
Honey badger one of the greatest animals to ever have lived. Yeah
that ever will live
Please no disrespect to the honey badger at this time. Oh, yeah on on the on the on the penultimate days before
Honey badger week here. Save your love and admiration for next week. Next week honey badger week
So, um, you'll remember we've heard multiple times from raf squadron leader and fighter race
Gil Worthington
Yes, who is a pilot that flies for an airline that wants to remain anonymous and both name and employment
So we gave him this fictitious world war two fighter pilot alias. Okay. He then has hit me with some more
Oh, but this one's scar we
Scar way this one's scar we is a scar we and if people already already have a flight foe bear
I feel like this will do nothing but aggravate the situation. Oh, I'm excited
But I don't hear I could talk about the windiest place on earth and where the highest wind speed has ever been recorded
Oh, okay, you do that one and then just hit us with the side scary fact right at the end because it's wind week
We want all the wind we can handle it is wind week. Well, uh a full wind fact today
I thought I would go and find the windiest place on earth
Wellington so Wellington's like in the top five. Yeah, it is. Yeah, that's not the windiest
No, it's not go because they call that the windy city the windy city chicago's
Uh, not even on there. Oh, no, where is it? I remember this because I'm on wellie proud and when someone takes a title from us
I'm always like
Yeah, it's somewhere in like like
Siberia or scale for speed winds are recorded 233 days of the year in wellington
What?
Yeah, bro. Oh my god. I'd call in sycophiles of pilot and they're like you go to wellington today, but like
Sorry
We're going in sideways
So it always has a high wind but the Guinness book of world record and national geographic atlas
Have listed a commonwealth bay in Antarctica. Antarctica is the windiest place on the planet
Oh, that'd be a cold wind. So regularly over 150 miles an hour. Yeah, but they've got no apartment buildings to block the wind
No, they should pop some of those up
Yeah, they should a couple of the walls. Yeah, a couple of hedges. Yeah, some hedges blocking macrocapo
Tree and fast food outlets the average a mall a west a westfields a westfields
You get a westfields and they don't slow the wind down at any given time the average wind can be expected to be 50 miles an hour
Oh, wow. So 80 odd 80 odd kilometers an hour, which is a hell of a breeze. Yeah a hell of a breeze
But the that has lift up your frock, wouldn't it? It would it would tear your umbrella inside out
You'd know about it wellington the highest recorded wind speed on earth ever
Was in australia
Yeah, it was during a tropical cyclone cyclone. Olivia 1996
On barrow island in australia and as cyclone. Olivia smashed down on them in 1996
The wind speed got up to 407 kilometers an hour. That's oh my god
An hour that is insane
Yeah, what would that even do? What would that even so that's what I looked up like your descriptions of wind
And what it would be so just to put it in miles because it seems like weirdly
Wind is measured in miles more than kilometers around the world, which I don't know how much works. What's what is it equate to?
1.6 kilometers is one mile
So the the speed they reached was 253 miles an hour now if you look at an estimated wind chart
um
If you go to 13 to 18 miles an hour is what is known as a moderate breeze the wind will move branches
Raise a little dust and loose paper off the ground good for the washing
Great for the wash really good for the yeah
Let's go up to uh the Beauford number seven 32 to 38 miles an hour
Whole trees in motion inconvenience felt when walking against the wind
Okay, now the wind that they recorded was three was 10 times that
The highest one they do is 70 uh over 75 miles an hour severe and extensive damage roofs can be peeled off
Windows can be smashed trees are often uprooted RVs and small mobile homes will be overturned and driving automobiles can be pushed off
The road and over 75 miles an hour and the highest wind was
253
Oh my goodness nothing would survive. It'll be like an atomic blast. Yeah
It was so strong that they couldn't even validate the reading for 14 years because I can't be right
Equipment must have been wrong. Must have even and then it got dad's weather station must be wrong. Must be wrong. Must be wrong
So yeah, the fastest uh wind ever to blow on earth has been recorded as 407 kilometers an hour
And what about the pilot fact? What's our pilot fact today about when we did my pilot fact?
One of the reasons they don't fly through thunderstorms is something called micro bursts
Which is an extreme sound good?
Extreme downdraft
Which can all of a sudden make wind forced straight down at over 100 miles an hour
Which is okay a lot which can cause a rate of descent of 6000 feet a minute
If they were coming into approach with 1500 feet off the ground
Yeah, so two minutes before they actually touched down and they had a micro burst
It would take 15 seconds for that plane to be smashed straight into the roof. Yeah, okay. That's cool. That's awesome
We that's I told you it was scar away and you still wanted to hear it
And the fact that even if they get through that the tailwind created by when the wind hits the ground and goes out
I can increase this
Plane speed by up to 100 miles an hour because it's a tail speed. So you're coming to land all of a sudden
It's just like jetpack
I told you it was scarless. I can't wait to head to the airport after this
If I'm on a little prop plane down to uh christchurch from toad on it to christchurch
No, it'd probably be a bigger big enough plane and I'll be safe and fine and make it. Yeah, you'll be fine. You'll be fine
Yeah, it's looking like please guys. I think it'll be a beautiful view find out. Oh, yeah, you'll get a beautiful view
But just think about those downdrafts. Oh, well back in mind
Yeah, I will so today's fact of the day is the highest wind speed ever recorded was in Australia during a hurricane
And it reached 407 kilometers an hour
Fact of the day day day day day
They said they were gonna come and get you and they came and got you uh, if you wrongfully took the covid wage subsidy
Oh
Or I had to pay some of it back or took more than you should have
Well, they've caught one guy, uh, but I will say there was nothing subtl about this
So I think you don't say the
The you hit the b sub sub sub till
Subtl about this
A man made multiple applications for covid 19 wage subsidies for his company. Yeah and got 196 thousand dollars worse
Subsidies, sorry. Yeah 196 thousand dollars worth of subsidies for his employees. Oh, yeah, of course. He had none
Oh, yeah, uh, there was no employees. Yeah, um, according to the bank statements, uh, that was looked into
75,000 dollars was paid to contractors during the period
And 18,000 went into his personal bank account the remaining money. Uh, if you're doing quick maths
75
$93,000 was spent carry the one. Yeah carry. I carried a big old. Did he carry the one?
Roughly a hundred thousand dollars remained
Yep
The remaining money was spent on company and personal use including online gambling adult entertainment clubs and fast food
That's all company expenses
Yeah, 20 bucks on the 20 bucks on the west
Do you want to how do I what do I code that for we we would claim it back
We were joking off here. This guy did not learn
Like we all learned that valuable life lesson
Spending your course related costs because I know nothing
I would spend mine every year of my degree and then that'd be like you need to buy this and I'm like, I don't have any money, man
And I like would use your course related costs and I was like, I took a holiday to india. I can't I don't have that
That's gone. Hey, that money's gone
Like most of us boozed away our course related costs and you went to india on a holiday
Yeah, I did. The other years I boozed it away. Yeah, and I think I bought a nice frock
Okay, right because I worked in the clothing store. I had someone at when I was at
Whatever I did that passed for university
They aren't said can you write a letter saying that I bought a computer off you for 995 dollars
Okay, and I was like, okay country boy in the big smoke. Yeah
No, you hey boy
I'm gonna use my best writing here tell them you bought one of them there computers off me
And I did it and I was like, okay, and then I got real nervous and freaked out about it
And then one of my mates prank will be
pretending to be
Oh, my god, just have some more questions about this computer. I was like, uh
How about you? I'm gonna try to answer your question as long as I can sir
But I don't know too much, but I didn't tap a tap a couple of boxes
But yeah, and I was just like what the hell are people doing because it was all
Yeah, new to me that people were yeah getting it out and saying oh, it's for books and the thousand dollars. I'm not this guy with
You just get all this free money and you're like
Well, just spend it but I mean you pay back your course related cost
Whereas this guy wasn't having to pay back. He was fraudulently ripping off
But you pay back your course related costs in your late 30s 40s, you know
Yeah
19 year old haley doesn't give a toss about 33 year old haley. They had to pay that off. No, that sounds like a 30 something problem
Yeah, I'll be rich by then right and this is a question. We wanted to ask what did you actual actually?
Spend your course related costs on great. We don't want to hear about spending it on books in a laptop
That's because that's related. Yeah, you lose. We want the unrelated course costs that you spent the money on
It got hard array
I think they cracked down on it. Yeah, quite. They just deposited a thousand bucks into my account at the top of every year
I loved her and you went to india and I went to india my new dress india for a thousand dollars
No, I'd saved other money. I just went towards it. Yeah, right, okay
Okay, i'll 800 dollars at ms. The number your tech stuff is well 9 6 9 6
What did you spend your course related costs on that was not related to your course?
Play
Play
Zm we want to know this morning what you spent your course related costs on that weren't
Course related
Like not actually books. What did you spend them on like haley went to india on a holiday?
Must be nice. I was learning over there. I was learning. Yeah, Kara. What did you spend course related costs on?
Kara
Kara is gone. Yeah
God I thought you'd died Kara. Oh god. How are you alive?
Not the way to come to the show. We'll have the undead. We'll have the undead on the show. Yeah, we will
A lot of money to our undead listeners
A lot of ready shows are too scared to have the undead on the show because the undead often do have some
Opinions and we're not afraid of that. Let's go to shan. Sham. What did you spend course related costs on?
Um, I spend them on a trip to the each year and concert
Yeah
Well spent so yeah, can we justify this? What did you study?
Um, I'm studying nursing
Yeah, well music is therapy. Yeah. No. Yeah, and you um could have been there to treat someone in the crowd if they'd fallen over
There you go. There you go
Just trying just trying to justify that. Uh, shan. Thanks. You call um, steven. What did you spend course related costs on?
Hey, good morning guys. Um
Long time. Listen. I first on tour
I'm sick of the morning. Sick of the morning. Yes. Welcome. Welcome.
Uh, I bought a blower valve for my car and a razor scooter. Oh my god. Is that one of those things guys?
I'm not even motorized. What did you need a razor scooter for if you had a car with a blower valve?
Uh, I might had a razor scooter and was doing tricks in the driveway and I thought I reckon I could do better tricks than that
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. And then say some ladies for the rest of us though
You had me a blow off valve
Steven, thank you. I keep your messages coming through nine six nine six
What did you spend your student loan course related costs on someone said as a lawyer?
I'm terrified. I'm about to hear a client admit to fraud student loan fraud on the radio
But hopefully that doesn't happen somebody else said my mate built a drift car
Uh, and then put a funded by study link banner on the windscreen. Oh, you little shite
You little little that's good blow off valve. All right, we'll get to it more next thing
Uh, what you spent your course related costs on that weren't course
Some real related some great messages through
I uh spend my horse
Horse related on a saddle. No, I course really costs on a horse
So I spoiled my jokes. I was gonna say that I guess you could say it was horse related costs
Oh, we stuffed the whole setup and then I sort of came in
And do you want to start again and we can everybody listening can just pretend that you didn't stuff up
That'd be really nice. Yeah, can you do a fleach for the Haley again? Okay. Okay
See Dan fleach for and Haley that was the song. We're talking about what you spent your course related costs on
Oh, are we? Yeah, or for people who own horses horse related costs
But I was there's I was gonna mom
Do you know what I mean? Like saddles and stuff somebody messaged in that they used there
They were studying engineering and they used their course really cost to buy a horse. I guess you could oh
So it's horse related costs. I guess you could say it was horse related costs
There was a really good joke Haley. Well, I'm a comedian. I'm on tour as a comedian right now
On the seven days
Haley at a town of city near you soon
With horse jokes horse related he's not coming up with any of them. That's why it doesn't come up with jokes
Just read the texts and we'll do the jokes
Just got a horse related costs. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, you don't have to repeat my joke back, bro. Everyone heard it
It was
Horse related. Come on born Haley made this joke already read the text man. I've got more jobs course
Yeah, come on. Yeah, you don't please don't explain my joke. It stands for itself
I spent my course related costs on tickets to snoop dog and ice cube in the up and smoke tour in 2003
Money well spent money well spent you were telling a historical event
Ice cube man. Cool. That would have been a great concert in 2003
Uh, I used my last round of course related costs on a ps5 technically speaking. I still haven't paid for it. Hashtag girl mats
Oh
Yeah, I mean you've done that there
Uh, we were 16 and 17, but my daughter's dad and I spent them on yugioh cards
Is that is that um, it's nerd stuff. Yeah, right. Yeah, is that drinkable z? No
But you know what?
Thanks for trying. Is that pokemon? Thank you. It's no. Okay. Are you hitting the e in pokemon? It's pokemon
Pokemon it's not a pokeball. No, you get a pokemon adjacent because it's poke poke ball pokemon
Too many big beans in a pokeball. I don't want your hair lot of big beans
Too much rice and too many beans. Don't put big beans on top of weird cabbage and salad. Yeah more meat
Yeah, more meat, please somebody said I um spent my course related costs on a machine that let me um
Talk to other people and and dashes and beeps. I guess you could say it was more related costs
Don't excuse me. There's one comedian on this show
Also, did that text even come in? No, I don't think it did. I think you've made a text. Yeah, that's desperate form
Or that's coming across as quite desperately
All my course related costs on condiments to be put on my food mostly in liquid form
I guess you could say it was source related costs. Sorry flitch. I've actually got the text machine open
I'm happy to do jokes and texts if one can't handle either do a couple if you want. Yeah, absolutely
Um, I don't be mean to vorn guys. Who's who's big funny?
Sorry
Spent all my course related costs on strength or energy as an attribute of physical action or movement
I guess you could say they were force related costs
I think we're gonna leave the show there for the week. I think we'll leave the show for the week now
Friday I spent all my money on a yellow flowered shrub of the pea family the leaves of which are modified to form
Spines native to western europe and north africa, but considered in new zealand to be quite an invasive pest
Do you know that I
Okay, if you had to rate review or marry
Fletch
Vaughn or hayley, what one would it be? Okay? I would marry hayley. I would
Have sex wait, which one?
No, no, no, no, it's only rate review marry. Oh, okay
No comment. I've had sex. It's a podcast. I don't know how that would work. Give us a sexy little review though
Zm's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley
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