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Good morning, welcome to the show Flesh Fawn and Haley.

What's up guys, what's up? I'm dry today man. Got dry nostrils and a dry lip.

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Next on the show.

How do you steal ninety nine thousand dollars worth of power?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

Annoyingly the story hasn't given us the exact details on how they did it.

Probably because we could do it too.

We'd give it a nudge, wouldn't we?

That's fair.

Sidiames, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Hey, we've all run in garden hose over a fence into somebody else's property and borrowed a bit of water.

Haven't we?

Run an extension cord into a neighbour's garage if it was the closer power point.

Have we?

What? Of course we have.

I can't say that I have.

Some people, it's wilder in some parts of New Zealand, people don't pay for their water.

There's not too many places left.

Wellington doesn't.

When I left Wellington.

They should be paying for their water because you've got a water shortage coming up Wellington

and then people are like, well you've got to save water but apparently for every litre of water used in Wellington

a litre of water is lost because of the old pipes.

If you're not paying for your water, you're not going to get an updated pipe.

But are I paying rates?

Yes, but the amount you're paying is outdated for how much things cost now.

When I moved to Auckland, I was shooketh to pay for water.

This is my God-given right to have lovely fresh clean water.

Don't they carry on like that?

That's why you have a 15 minute shower at the gym.

That's why I sit down.

The gym.

I had a shower at the gym yesterday and that towel that I brought was really mucky and gross.

So I ended up drying myself the t-shirt.

Not a good experience.

It's so grim at the moment, isn't it?

It is, yeah.

As you were, sorry, Vaughn.

There's an article here about a Wellingtonian getting three water and voices at once

in the backlog, and that was from 2022.

So maybe it's been...

Maybe it's been instated.

But then one thing we do have to pay for, regardless of where you live, is power.

And someone's been busted nicking it.

Not just a little bit.

Five people have been jointly charged with not only growing cannabis.

Cannabis?

Yes, Mary Jane.

They have also charged with stealing $100,000 worth of electricity.

From whom?

From Genesis Energy.

Oh.

So that's probably how they got away with it, because you'd notice if your power bill had gone up.

Well, I'm guessing this is over one growing season.

Maybe.

Don't know.

How much does a hydroponics unit use?

I don't know.

But they must have had a massive setup going.

Yeah, yeah.

Massive setup going.

Because they're saying they've been the exact amount, $99,268.96 worth of electricity.

How they got it that specific?

I do not know.

That would mean that they're taking it from someone's source, right?

Yes, I'm sourced.

Because there's a meter on that.

Yeah, true.

If they've got an exact cost.

Because this article is infuriating, because it doesn't tell us how they stole power.

They have an extension cord or what?

Because that's what I think, however they've done it, must be a new and exciting way.

Because they've stolen off Genesis.

They haven't stolen off.

Jenny.

But they could have taken it from a house that wasn't connected.

You know how they...

You're saying a house...

You know when you move into a flat, your name's not on the power bill, you can get a few.

But there's still power.

There's still power.

He'll have to spark.

Crank the heat pump.

Maybe they've just...

Run power into an empty house next door.

Maybe.

And then it was kind of between owners.

Yes.

Good Lord.

But that would have sparked...

Pun intended.

They would have sparked interest when the house with no one allocated to it.

But would they go around and read the meter?

That's what I mean.

They probably wouldn't.

You wouldn't want to draw attention to your big...

Sit down.

Is it like when you go to Bali or Southeast Asia or South America and you see those power

lines.

Oh my God.

And you're just like, how is this working?

Are we all just plugging into it?

How do you just...

Yeah, and you just see it.

It looks like people have literally put some wires on the line.

Yeah.

No, we had a shared backyard with one of those old villas split into three.

Shared backyard.

But the shed was ours.

It had a washer dry.

And we were like, oh, how come...

How do we know that we're paying for that power?

And the landlord was always like, don't worry about it.

Oh, okay.

Don't worry about it.

We were like, are we paying for the power to the laundry?

Don't worry about it.

As if we weren't.

Oh, right.

Okay.

But we were using it.

But it was hooked to a different flat.

Wait, so everyone in all three flats got to use that shed?

No.

Just you?

Just us.

Huh.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, that's dodgy.

It was dodge.

But free power.

Oh, man.

Don't worry about it.

Right.

Oh, well, what, naughty, naughty criminals?

Naughty naughty.

What are they more in trouble for?

This fine or the huge marijuana set up?

That's very good.

That's a very good point.

Cultivating cannabis have been charged with stealing power.

It's just that the investigation has ended and the five men are now set to appear in

Monaco District Court.

Well, maybe we'll get some more details of how they did that.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, let us know.

You remember that time I caught my neighbours plugging into the communal hallway power?

Yes.

With the extension cord?

Oh, they got from what?

From under the door?

Yes.

To heat up their trap.

To crank the grill heater, right?

Oh, my God.

Get a grip.

I didn't believe it.

I was like, unplug that?

Naughty.

Oh, somebody just messaged in.

It's very easy to steal power.

I'll tell you how.

Tell me.

You don't.

We're not encouraging that.

You pay your way, please.

No, I'm not going to.

I pay my way.

But tell me.

More curiosity than anything.

Yeah, yeah.

Play Zerims, Fletch, Vaughan and Haley.

It's the Barbie movie.

We've all seen it, haven't we?

You've seen it now, Fletch?

Yeah.

Yes.

I think I was the last to see it.

Yeah, Vaughan was the last.

Yes, that's right.

That's right.

And you still haven't seen Openheimer, which I know you're about to speak of the Barbie

record.

I haven't seen it.

Openheimer.

That's about to break a billion dollars.

Is that up to 900 million at the box office?

It's still at the movies.

I can't see it on DVD.

I don't think anything's on.

Barbie's already on paid streaming services.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's coming, yeah.

Well, Barbie's passed lots of records for the biggest this by a female director, biggest

that by a doody doo doo.

Now it has just surpassed Marvel's The Avengers to take the 11th highest grossing movie of

all time.

It only needs 27.2 million dollars to knock Jurassic World out of there and be in the

top 10 of all time.

Of all movies.

Jurassic World.

Which one was Jurassic World?

That was Chris Pratt.

Chris Pratt.

Tooth...

Honour.

When they brought it back, right?

2015.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, it was when they brought it back.

Yeah.

So if it gets to the top 10.

Wow, 2012's Avengers.

So the first Avengers movie.

Yeah.

Do you have the 10 movies above it?

Yeah.

I'm just trying to think of the order.

It's an American box office or worldwide because I know they're a bit different.

American.

Okay.

So American top 10.

Top American grossing films all time.

I've got the list, but no, it's not an order.

That's terrible.

Do you know what I mean?

It's lazy journalism.

It's lazy.

Do you know what I mean?

Okay.

Yeah.

Top 10.

No, so 11 is now Barbie.

Yeah.

Then 10 after that is Jurassic World.

Yeah.

From 2015.

Yeah.

Or Titanic.

Titanic, I believe.

Titanic, hold on.

What held that for a long time?

Long time.

You know, Vaughan has still never seen that.

I know he hasn't.

Yeah, it's disgusting.

It makes me lose a lot of respect in him.

I know the deal with it, though.

Number eight is Avengers Infinity War.

Number seven is Avatar, The Way of Water.

Six is Black Panther.

No.

I know.

Gross.

Yeah, I know.

Yuck.

Six is Black Panther.

Five is Top Gun Maverick.

Four is Avatar.

Number three is Spider-Man No Way Home.

Weird, man.

That was good.

Number two is Avengers Endgame.

Yeah.

Really?

Lot of superhero crap.

Yeah.

And number one is Star Wars, The Force Awakens.

From 2015.

Is it?

Yeah, I know.

So the oldest film in that list is Titanic.

Titanic.

Yeah, wow.

Okay.

I'm trying to go down to see a movie.

I'm like, yeah, hell yeah.

I mean, some of these are weird finding Dory's 21.

That's the movie's sound.

Shrek 2.

Now I stand by that.

Solid.

Probably the best Shrek.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shrek 2.

Well, go, Barbie, go.

You know?

Yeah, that's fantastic.

This is great.

And it won't stop either.

Yeah, it's a great movie.

You can only pick one for an intimate lie down.

Maybe a sit on the couch.

For the rest of your life, are you getting scratches?

Like light little scratches.

Itches.

Scratches.

Rubbs.

Or tickles.

Nice tickles.

Tickles being like on the arms and how I get tickles.

Relaxing tickle.

Yeah.

Oh, right.

We don't hit tickles.

Yeah, almost like a scratch though, isn't it?

Light scratch.

You know, a scratch would be more on the back.

Yeah.

More force.

Nail heavy whereas tickles fingerprint.

It's sort of like just little soft rubs.

Yeah, when I voted on this last night and I read out the results,

my daughter was appalled because she loves tickles.

Tickle, tick, tick.

Yeah.

Only 5% of people voted for tickles.

Do you think that's because they were imagining?

They held down.

Held down.

In the rib cage.

Not doing any of the light being tickled.

Yeah.

27% of people second place.

Scratches.

Oh, yum.

67%.

Close.

So close to nice.

Said rubs.

Yeah.

I think because I could eliminate one easily.

I could get rid of tickles even though I leave a ticky.

Oh my God.

Even don't you savour your life.

Yeah.

So nice.

Aaron hates it.

Aaron can't have a light touch.

Really?

Yeah.

He needs like a good rub or something like that.

He can't have little.

I almost think the last five, you know, if you get an hour massage,

the last like five minutes should be just like tickles.

Just like just little soft hands over here.

Actually a great idea.

Yeah.

You can mess around with that.

Yeah.

Hiding your shoulders and tickles.

Yeah.

I don't want that.

Don't worry about it.

Just like tickles.

With oil and tickles.

Yeah.

Oil and tickles.

Yeah.

Would it be hard to tickle once you've been oiled?

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah.

Do you need a bit of soft tension?

Yeah.

It would be hard for me to give up rubs,

but God, I love a scratch.

Yeah.

I love tickles.

I just love to be touched.

Alex.

Messaged in.

She's so touchy.

Unfortunately,

my Ken didn't come with good at rubs feature.

No.

That's sad.

He could learn.

He could.

It sounds like he doesn't want to learn.

No, does it?

He's got little hands.

Little nubs.

Little weak nubs.

Yeah.

He needs big strong nubs.

Hannah says,

if a prospective partner played with my hair

whenever EG were watching TV,

I would love him forever.

Give me all the head massages.

Oh, okay.

The head massages.

Yeah, that is nice.

Playing with someone's hair.

She needs that thing.

You know that.

Your gas matron.

The spiky thing.

Have you seen videos of people doing it on their cats?

And the cat's like...

Have you seen it on babies?

The babies go...

God, I need to get one for my cat.

I've got one.

I'll bring it in and you can bring it on Mars.

Size ones too.

Can you?

Brilliant.

Chase says,

if I ever won Lotto,

I would employ someone to scratch my back whenever I wanted.

Oh, my God.

I've thought this too.

Scratch.

Excuse me.

Jeeves.

Scratch, please.

Tickles, please.

You would both like tickles, please.

Owen says,

tickles are most playful

and could lead to happier endings.

Oh, yeah, okay.

I would say rubs lead more.

Yeah, I would say rubs is more sensual.

Yeah.

Tickles is more...

Like, I imagine this sounds like

Owen's getting like fingers and ribs.

Yeah.

Not just a light skin tickle.

Yeah.

Lisa.

Is it grumpy, Lisa?

It's grumpy.

Oh, no, it's...

Oh, no, she says not grumpy, Lisa.

Oh, okay.

Good thing you for clarifying, though.

Yeah.

Oh, she says a good back scratch any day.

Yeah.

Thumbs up.

That's very ungrumpy, Lisa.

That sounds positive and happy, yeah, doesn't it?

Yeah, that can't be the Lisa we know.

No, no, no.

She...

Don't let me touch me.

I'm grumpy, Lisa.

We've had an internal message

from our small-handed producer,

Jared.

Oh, he does have dainty with little hands, doesn't he?

He said,

FYI, little hands does not equal poor back rubs.

Your little hands good at them.

Oh, yeah, I'm real good at back rubs and stuff.

All right.

So, when a cat walks on your back

when you're lying down and he goes,

try to find a place to sleep.

Making biscuits.

Yeah.

Need the dough.

Doot, doot, doot.

None says Jess.

Gross.

Oh.

Jess doesn't like being touched.

Okay.

Me just...

Easy.

Take care of yourself then.

I just, yeah.

Take care of yourself, Jess.

Hailey, not this Hailey.

Another Hailey says,

only psychopaths like tickles.

You're imagining an aggressive tickle, Hailey.

She's not like a light-skinned...

Yeah.

Light fingertip tickle.

Mmm.

Just feel what you have here.

Yeah, I know.

Now we're all just tickling ourselves in the studio.

Sometimes you do this.

It's this area around the elbow.

Yeah.

You always,

Vaughn, you'll always catch Vaughn

just giving himself a light tickle on this.

Yeah.

And then you've got to do a scratch reset.

Yeah.

You've got to do a rubber or a scratch reset.

Yeah.

It's had a good way to just zone out

and relax a little bit.

That's a little part.

Play.

Get in.

What, um,

Susan, you know what?

You know what?

Susan Boyle song would you like is our background

accompanying the track.

And you-

The most played as I dreamed to dream,

32 Million Streams.

Let's go with that one.

Yeah, let's do that wild one.

This is wild news.

Can I just say how happy

and that we're playing Lea Mezarab

on Zedium right now?

Is that where this is from?

Ladies and Missables?

Yeah, well,

you guys got some spin classes later on today.

Ladies and Missables?

Yeah, yeah, we do.

It's what Fonteen sings when she's like,

man, I've lost it all.

Who?

She's out on the street.

That's her name, Fontaine.

The song is coming there like,

and she's like, hi, you used to be a really lovely woman.

What happened to her?

She got fired from her job because she was sending money

to a child.

She's getting a tan.

That's going to happen to do it.

And it costed in the street, and she breaks into songs.

She does.

I tell you, it would put me off.

And she gets very sick when she dies, so spoiler alert.

She was sending money to a child.

She was working at a factory in the child.

She couldn't afford the fact because she was a child

because the father would left the same.

So she was sending money to an innkeeper

and his wife to look after her.

And then all the other girls in the factory were like, oh, my

god, she's bloody.

Got one on the side.

What's they got to do with it?

I'm going to cast some out.

She should not have been fired for that.

Oh, no.

Straight away to her.

I don't know if that's a story.

Which one should you check, man?

Well, he's the lead, and he's the one who turns his eye on.

Right.

But he's not away from here anyway.

Well, Susan Boyle is back in the news.

I know Susie.

So 2009 was where she sung the song and blew us all away

because we're all like, oh, here she comes.

This is going to be a hot mess.

Yeah.

That was an iconic moment.

Because she didn't look like what we wanted her to look like.

No.

Iconic moment.

Probably the best moment of any televised singing show ever.

I personally think.

Because you're right.

We all went, uh-oh, here we go.

Oh.

Some old dame.

She'll always looks like a crazy sort of a relative you've

got.

Crazy cat lady.

Yeah.

She smells like piss.

And she won.

And then she won and became an international sensation.

And then in 2012, she was having an album release party.

And it was the time of hashtags.

And the hashtag was Susan Album Party.

But that also looks like Sus Analbum Party.

Sus Analbum Party.

Well, we laughed, didn't we?

And then that has nothing on what's happened now.

Because I missed all of this last night.

I went to be at, like, 8 o'clock as I do.

Woke up this morning.

And the group chat was popping off.

In fact, I couldn't even listen to the song.

Because it's gone now.

Oh, is it gone?

It's gone.

I looked at Susan Boyle's profile on Spotify.

It's gone.

She was hacked.

And two artists called Someone May and Someone Else May

uploaded a song to Susan's official stream called,

can I say it?

I mean, you've kind of already seen the word.

I said it before in Sus Analbum Party.

Anal Queen was what the song was called.

And it is worse than you can possibly imagine.

I listened to the song and I was like, shut up.

I was like, what are you laughing at?

Oh, my god, the lyrics.

You sent some of them in the chat.

I was like, I've never, ever heard of someone's Spotify

being hacked.

No, neither.

It's a thing.

I didn't know it was a thing.

So they must have found she's not in charge of uploading

anything right now.

No, it'd be management.

It'd be a record company.

It would even be the thing they don't know yet.

Really?

It's so funny.

So Alina May and Serenity May, apparently,

may have hacked or got someone to hack,

or maybe had nothing to do with it.

But their song got put into her official stream.

I tried to Google it.

Oh, Hailey, not on the work internet.

I know.

I didn't put audio or song.

The song must be out there in other facets, though.

Yeah.

Otherwise, you're getting it.

And yeah, people went wild online.

Someone even asking the British prime minister

to interject as the national treasure was being sullied.

Yeah, yeah, she was.

Yeah.

Good lord.

So it's gone now, but it's funny.

Somebody hacked the official Susan Boyle's Spotify.

Because it had the blue tag.

It wasn't like an imitation Susan Boyle account.

I hate to say it.

I think this is going to be great for her.

She goes quiet?

Yeah.

I mean, we're playing a couple of songs now.

That's a few cents.

This is a shit radio.

She had a stroke last year, did she?

Yeah.

She's just recently apparently reappeared on Britons Got Talent.

And they said it's so lovely to have you here.

And she kind of, that's when she revealed, yeah, last year

she had a minor stroke.

Right.

She's back better than ever.

So she's, yeah, she's back and she's still singing and stuff.

I'm so happy to have back now.

Yeah, and she's not the A Queen.

She's not the A Queen.

No.

Blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

This is the top six.

Yes.

A man who threw his empty beer cans into a picnic area

at a Mosgill Park and then drove away,

was carted back by police to clean up the mess

that they'd left behind.

Carted back.

That's the best punishment rather than a fine.

They're like, no, no, get in the car.

Get back there, clean it up.

Pack it up.

Yeah.

Or you're going to get done.

It's like when people chuck their rubbish out.

They go for a drive into the country and chuck their rubbish

and forget that they've left their power bill in there.

Yeah.

And then people aren't the smartest.

My auntie goes on a crusade whenever she sees rubbish

on the side of the road near her place.

She's done it multiple times.

Yep.

Takes lots of photos, reports it to the police.

He can.

Wow.

He goes around with a shotgun.

Yeah.

Get back here and clean it up.

Gets him a warning shot.

Yeah.

Into the lake.

Into the sea.

I was going to say into the sky, but sure.

Blast him in the thigh.

The guy also, after he threw the beer cans, drove home

and then got carted back, of course.

But he was also over two times the legal limit for driving.

Oh, perfect.

Yeah.

So that's why the police brought him back.

Do it back.

Clean up the goddamn mess, you pig.

Drunk pig.

And so he cleaned it up.

And then now he's got to court someone's

for driving under the influence.

I'm litter.

Yeah.

I'm litter.

Well, and don't drink drive.

But yeah, don't bother also.

Have you seen that six pack of corona on the side

of the road on the drive home?

Dude.

What's that doing there?

How'd they get there?

Wait, full or empty?

No, empty.

Oh, OK.

How'd they get there?

Oh, pull over and grab it.

Just chuck it in the fridge.

As though they pulled over.

Would you trust, like if you found a six pack on the side

of the road fully sealed?

No.

Depends what it was.

That would be wheeze.

What, a crate of wine?

Oh.

Check in the seal.

Yeah, definitely check in the seal.

Mind you, someone who wed in a bottle for a gag

could have a wax dipper.

They could?

Yeah, true.

Could have a wax dipper.

Could have corked it.

Well, the top six relative punishments

for low tear crimes, code written by producer Jared

this morning.

Oh, Kia ora.

I love a colab.

A colab.

Number six on the list.

People who don't pick up their dog poo,

you rub their noses in it and you whack them

with a rolled up newspaper.

Yes.

You're never going to learn.

You call them a mongrel.

Whack.

Do you always pick up after your dog?

100%.

Our dogs only ever really shit at home.

Oh, right, OK.

They just run around.

Yeah, because you didn't just take your dogs for walks.

I've got land.

Yeah, we throw the ball in that at home.

But when we do, yeah, you always take it or kick it in a push.

Because only if people are watching you pick it up.

No, no, I always pick it up.

Oh, OK.

The worst part is when they've got a little bit of a squirt

to them.

Oh, I know.

It's nice when it's a hard nuggety poo.

That's easy to pick up.

It's warm and it's yuck.

But if it's runny, you know.

I don't want to pick up.

I don't have to pick up my cat's poo.

Where does your cat poo?

We've never seen it.

So at your neighbors.

We've never seen it.

Somewhere.

Number five on the list of the top six

relative punishments for lower tear crimes.

People who don't wear a seatbelt have to sleep

with a pillow that's not their real pillow

so that their neck gets so sore it feels like they've actually

been in a bad car accident.

Yes.

OK.

They're just a learn.

And that's what could happen.

We're confiscating your pillow.

You've got to sleep on this old dungy one that you primarily

use for decoration.

We've seen it yesterday.

Who doesn't wear seatbelts?

It's insane to me.

Yeah, it's wild.

It's wild, ain't it?

Number four on the list of the top six

relative punishments for lower tear crimes.

People who cyber bully get good old fashioned bullied

by a gang of reformed bullies from the 90s.

Yeah, that sounds great.

Oh, that's the big decade of bullying in the 90s.

It was very weirdly aggressive.

It was a whole melting pot.

It was a very angsty.

Yeah.

People's dads still weren't saying, I love you.

Yeah, man.

That sort of stuff.

They're frustrated.

And there was a whole lot of, like, sexual frustration.

I know.

Can't be gay.

I just want to bloody rough up this guy.

Number three on the list of the top six

relative punishments for lower tear crimes.

People who are driving with passengers

on their restricted license have to do driving Miss Daisy

in the RSA courtesy van for a month.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Nice.

You want to drive with passengers, do you?

Well, I'm going to load you up with a bunch of old pissed

mates that will not stop talking and can't tell you where they

live because they're forgotten.

Number two on the list of the top six

relative punishments for lower tear crimes.

Litterbugs have to have all their neighborhood

Whaleybins emptied onto their lounge floor for two weeks.

Oh.

Oh, yuck.

Two weeks.

And number one on the list of the top six

relative punishments for lower tear crimes.

If you're caught texting and driving,

the cops get to go through your phone and pick one message

that you have to have printed on your back windscreen.

They get to pick.

It's not random.

They get to pick.

My texts are fine.

It can be a photo.

Well, no, what about a photo from your gallery?

Yeah.

If it's been seen as part of the message.

OK.

They can get it.

I've kept it in the gallery as well.

It's because I look hot.

Yeah.

That is the next top six.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Joe Rogan, if you don't know him,

most listened to podcasts in the world.

He each episode draws in around 11 million listeners.

I love his show where he makes people eat things.

Fair factor.

Oh, yeah.

Weird that he went from that eye to every.

I was a slippery slope.

Yeah.

And in recent years, he's been sort of in the spotlight

because of his conspiracy theories.

He's sort of anti-COVID vaccine.

He gets a lot of rogue guests on with a lot of ill-informed

information.

He also does have some great guests.

He's a great guest.

He's had great.

And it really bugs me when there's a guest.

And I'm like, I want to hear what that guest has to say.

But I don't want to listen to Joe Rogan.

Is that doing the circuit?

Won't there be another podcast?

Yeah, there will be.

Well, if they're promoting something,

they'll probably be another podcast.

I think the only episode of Joe Rogan I've ever listened to

was when he interviewed Demi Lovato.

Right.

And it was just after her documentary had come out

about her drug use.

And I was so curious about them.

And yeah.

Because people quite like that.

I think she's gone back to she.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

Can we confirm?

Demi Lovato's preferred pronoun.

Back to fluctuating.

OK.

Well, if you're canceled.

Am I canceled?

Can we just wait till after the show?

Because there's a lot of work for us to do that.

Well, Joe Rogan, if you'd imagine with these stats,

is very, very popular.

However, recent study of women between the ages of 18 and 34.

That's me.

Yep.

Just.

34 by the way.

She sucked it.

I was like, what is that?

What are we calling?

80 to 34?

Are we calling that young?

That thing on websites where you have to keep scrolling

through your age?

Yeah, when you used to be like, there it is.

Now it's like, there it is.

Oh, God.

Surveyed these women asking for red flags.

And for 55% of them in the majority,

if a man listens to Joe Rogan, that was a major red flag.

Really?

Just if he was like, man, listen to this.

So it was sort of Joe Rogan.

Just like old Rogan says.

Whereas only 35% of men thought it was an issue

if their partner listened to Joe Rogan.

OK.

Yeah.

So it's quite a bit worse if you were a man and your partner

was listening to Joe Rogan without you.

You come home and she'd be like, where you been, you wimp?

Yeah.

Man up a half of males.

What do you mean, you wimp?

Yeah.

Also, more stats from the survey.

More than 75% of women thought it was a deal breaker

with their partner.

It was a Make America Great Again supporter.

Oh, yeah.

OK.

With only 59% of men feeling the same way.

It always does blow my mind whenever you see someone

at a Trump rally and they talk to the woman.

And they're like, yeah, no, he's our only hope.

You're like, oh, interesting.

Oh, God, this is a risk.

He's a record from dudes.

Yeah.

I expect more from women.

Not having a hobby, 66% of women

said this was an issue for them, a red flag.

OK.

And saying all lives matter, 60% of women

said that that was a red flag.

Yeah.

There was only 41% of men said that.

For men, the biggest red flag for a partner

is them saying they're a communist.

64%.

Wait, was this American?

This was 100% American.

It still blows my mind when someone the other day

have a communist.

It's like, what?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

41% of men say it's a deal breaker

if their partner is into astrology.

Oh, yeah.

Which is such a Gemini thing to say.

Yeah.

Big, Libra.

Just such a Gemini thing to say.

It really is.

And only 7% of women and 6% of men

think it's a red flag.

If you've seen green texts, I think we all agree

that's embarrassing more than anything.

It's not a red flag.

It's just embarrassing for you.

Next on the show, we announced last week a live show.

This is going to be October 19, Auckland Sky City Theatre.

Tickets went on sale yesterday at 9 o'clock.

To general tickets.

And we have some news regarding this next.

That's right.

And we need your help.

To solve this issue.

Yeah.

I feel like you guys have seen what I was going to say.

I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still arms up

about the fact that we had a pre-sale that sold more tickets

than the actual sale.

Why did we just do a sale?

Which is terrible.

That's what the call point will do.

We should have just started selling tickets.

It's hype, bro.

And the pre-sale.

He doesn't get the hype, babe.

You're not a whiz in your life.

It's hype.

It's hype and you're selling the majority of the tickets.

It's attention-seeking bullshit.

It's hype.

He doesn't get hype.

You get on board with the hype, doesn't get hype.

I'm buying into your hype.

I'm not buying into this hype.

Well, we need your help next.

Play it.

ZM's Fletchboard and A.

Well, we announced last week our live show October 19th,

Auckland Sky City Theatre.

Hmm.

I'm just opening up the ticket page.

Yes.

Because apparently we have two tickets left.

There are two.

We were hoping to sell out yesterday

because it's the tickets when ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

We're like, oh my God, it's going to sell out.

And then it just hit the wall, didn't it?

When someone booked, they didn't book

next to the people next to them.

Fair enough.

I leave a buffer.

I know.

I do this as well.

I can't leave a buffer in the theatre.

I do this in the theatre.

I do this in the movies.

I'm like, leave a one-person buffer

because what are the chances one person's going to buy a ticket?

Oh my God.

I'm like, I don't care.

It's the movies.

But now this has happened to us.

It's karma.

Yeah, it has.

We've been calmed for all the times

we've booked movie tickets with a one-seat buffer.

There are two seats.

Individual seats, STO20, which I think

is actually a pretty good seat in the middle,

towards the back, one, two, three, four, five, six,

seventh seat in from the side.

You're going to have to squeeze past some people

if you need to get out and go wheeze.

That's fine.

That's all right.

But you buy yourself a roomy theatre.

Somebody else there, closer to the stage,

on the right-hand side, J5.

J5's a good seat.

J5's a bloody good seat.

But you're on your own.

Two strangers to your right, seven to your left.

Yeah, that could be a couple of groups,

not just a group of seven.

We can't have handbags on chairs.

You could have a three and a four or a four and a three

or a five and a two or a two and a five.

One and a six.

J5, 020.

Those are the two seats left for a lot.

And then it's sold out.

It's preventing us from being able to say it's sold out.

The one thing preventing us from saying it's sold out.

So we need two people listening right now

who want to come to our live show,

don't mind coming solo, to grab these tickets.

Oh, you're not giving them.

You're not like, call now and we'll give you the tickets.

No, they've got to buy them.

Sheep shit, aren't you?

Oh my God, you buy them.

Why don't you buy them?

She looked at me and was like, no.

You want to buy them?

I'm not paying to see these dicks.

I listen to them for free on the radio every morning.

Why would I pay?

The Vaughan Smith approach to this live show.

Why are they going to pay?

Do we still have the show credit card?

Can we just use the word credit card and pay for these?

And we'll just give them away.

Two single tickets.

This feels fraudulent.

But guys, we already have tickets to give away.

Yeah, but we'll just give away two more,

but they have to be individual.

You can't give away a solo ticket.

We've done it before.

We've done it.

We have worked in a radio station.

Want to take it to a concert?

Yeah, take it.

Literally, take it.

Yeah, that's sad.

No, I've seen people in the podcast fan.

There are people that are coming alone.

So there wouldn't be the only ones coming alone.

You're over the only loser.

Well, you've got to be quick

because there are only two tickets left.

And that's it.

Everyone's like, I might wait till they come closer.

Hang on.

No plans.

We're just doing this.

So, yeah, get online.

Send them online for the details.

You can text live to 96696 for the link that will make you there.

My mum and dad, I was talking to them last night.

Should we become the thing you do?

I was like, what do you want to come for this thing we do?

I don't know.

Should we have to?

Should we?

Just like when you kid do something at school,

you've kind of got to go, don't you?

I was like, well, it's not school.

Mum's like, well, do you want us to come?

I was like, oh.

Would they mind sitting separately?

I don't want them sitting apart.

Would they mind sitting apart?

I'll never find each other afterwards.

Oh, yeah, yeah, they'll, yeah.

Because mum will have her phone off.

She won't just put it on, like, do not disturb.

She'll turn the whole thing off.

Then she'll get to turn it back on.

Yeah.

Where's Ian?

Ian's trying to call.

Straighten, that's fine.

Yeah.

Confusion.

All right, well, the last two tickets there,

if you want them, get online.

But you will be alone.

And we will call you out.

No, we won't.

Come and have fun, and then we can say it's sold out.

And for everyone who did buy tickets,

thank you very much for staying soon.

The way you let it in, people thought you were giving away

the tickets.

The way you were like, we need two people.

And everyone's like, here we go.

He's going to give them away.

If you give me flights and accommodation to Auckland

and the ticket, I'll come.

Now,

Well, Fletcher's got a spare room.

That's second care of.

These are your accommodation.

I've got a couple of ear points.

I could chuck in.

You've got some ear points.

Yeah, I can chuck in.

Fletcher's got a really big couch.

That's where I get actually how I was like,

I knew both Gold Elite.

I knew both Gold Elite on the National Carrier.

Aren't you both?

Oh, you don't, you want to seem like you're one of the people.

No.

One's a lifetime Jade.

I'm a lifetime Jade.

He's a lifetime Jade.

I'm an everyday Kiwi with a lifetime Jade.

Jade all day.

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Let's talk about our reviewing.

I made a mind and went out for dinner there the night

and when he got home,

put a photo of the family with the employees of said restaurant.

And it only went and got lucky at the Peninsula Hotel.

Wonderful dinner at the Mexican night.

Won the lucky draw for some free accommodation.

Prize aside, great meal, great service

and a solid mariachi band.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

What are you doing?

Oh, uncool, it's so uncool.

It still gives me joy looking at it.

Oh, God.

Because that's like not detailed enough.

You wouldn't trip advisor that at that level

because it needs more detail.

Oh, gosh.

Trip advisor.

But yeah, it's sort of a public review.

It's very, I see this is real Burma stuff.

Yeah, real Burma stuff spreading the word

about this small place to a small audience

is big Burma energy, big Burma energy review and that.

I've reviewed one company only once

and it was because they asked me to

and I'd had a fantastic experience.

So I was like, sure, I'll write one.

But I would never go home on my own

and just write it to be like,

that was bloody good actually.

Yeah, Carol and I just had

the most mariachi band.

Lovely meal at the tavern.

It's not interesting when we were on holiday in Burly.

Yes.

Everyone there because they'd been hit so hard

and you know, with COVID when tourists not coming,

they were like, can you review?

Even with like, can you review?

Oh, my God, yes.

Please leave a review on Trip Advisor.

I had that.

They were like, please leave a review on Trip Advisor

and they hassled like three times.

They'd WhatsApp you and be like, hey,

remember I'm the guy who picked you,

I'm gonna leave a review.

We just left no reviews.

I don't mind a Trip Advisor review

because I use it so I find it really handy.

Say, I know I'm just coming for it.

I'll chuck a Trip Advisor and then you get points

and then I was like, there's points.

This is like a video game.

But what do you do with the points?

Unlock achievements.

Unlock achievements, become like more respected.

You'll be like a level seven traveler.

Because that's the thing.

We all use reviews, don't we?

We all read the Google reviews.

We read the Trip Advisors.

We, you know, when we're looking for places to stay,

but yet very few of us.

Leave them, unless like someone wrongs us

and we're like, I'm gonna leave a review.

But even then, I mean, you know,

I've been brewing a review.

Yeah, and then it's like, it comes to doing it.

And then you're like, I don't want to be mean

and like, what am I getting out of this

by ripping apart someone's company?

Cause they ripped me off.

Yeah.

All people that write reviews

and you don't see to the end what they've given it out of five

and you're like, well, this is gonna be,

they're gonna sting this one.

And then they're like four out of five.

You're like.

I know.

The food was inedible.

The service deplorable.

The toilets stained and filthy.

Four stars.

What?

Bizarre.

What?

Yeah.

I'd like to know if there's anybody listening this morning

that considers himself a bit of a reviewer.

Cause how many reviews have you got up the sleeve?

Is it when I was using a Samsung,

the, you know, remember when I used a Samsung

for like a couple of months to try it out?

Yeah.

And that, I don't know, there was something about it.

It would always, it would just be like,

oh, you've just been here.

Quickly review this place on Google.

Oh yeah.

Big on that.

And some people get into that

cause I think you get points for doing that as well.

And it was when they started asking for quick reviews.

Yeah. And so it would just be like,

you've been here and you could literally just quickly go

out of four star, out of five stars.

And then if you wanted to write something, you could.

Yeah.

I always review on trade me when I do a trade me.

Oh yeah.

They have to do that.

They pester you.

They pester you so much.

And they give you, they give you positive feedback, you know.

But yeah, would be, are you a big reviewer?

Do you review every where you go?

Cause I've got a friend that does this.

He just loves it.

Really?

Just loves reviewing.

It just kind of got hooked into it.

And so reviews every, every place he goes on TripAdvisor

when you click on someone and it's like,

they've left two and a half thousand reviews.

You're like, are you ever at home?

Yeah.

You are constantly in a state of review.

The rest of us like these people because we use them

because we use them.

And I trust them.

Yeah. If they're fair.

And the extra points, if you just ringing up to like,

laugh at our materials that just does reviews

on their own Facebook.

So I'll wait a hundred dollars at M.

We want to take some calls now.

Text through 9 6 9 6.

Are you a reviewer?

What about local community Facebook page reviewers

who consider themselves a bit of an expert in the area?

Hell yeah.

Around there.

We were all just pointing and laughing at a,

made in mind who did a review on his Facebook page

of the, a local restaurant that had a rock solid

mariachi band on Mexico night.

Beautiful.

Get along if you can.

Yes.

In that part of the world.

Based on that review.

And we're talking about if you know someone

that does reviews either like takes it very seriously

and posts on their personal page or is a chronic reviewer

on review sites.

I know people have messaged in, you know, when like,

someone gets the shits cause somebody opens a competitive

store, like if a cafe is there and then a cafe opens

on the next block and they'll like review bomb them.

Oh yeah.

And on Google review, it's really hard to get it undone.

Once it's out there, you can reply to it.

And like, I believe this is just the person who owns

the cafe one block down, but I'm not sure.

Emily.

You are a prolific reviewer.

Yes, I am.

I'm a Google local guy.

Oh, Namaste.

So it's that when you, when you give X amount of reviews,

you get this badge.

Yeah.

So I've done it for years.

Then Google Maps was kind of, kind of came to you Dylan.

They needed help like adding places to that,

adding opening hours, et cetera.

So you got lots of points.

I think I've done over like a thousand reviews on Google Maps.

Wow.

Wait, did they personally approach you for help

or they just, you saw it somewhere and you're like,

that sounds like a bit of me.

I think it was like a marketing email.

I don't think it was particularly personal.

Yeah.

But you used to get really good perks.

Like at one point you got like free Google storage for life.

Oh, beautiful.

I'm paying for mine, I'm paying for mine.

Okay.

Yeah, exactly.

If you, if you get really high, you can invite us

to like the offices in Mountain View.

I'm not that level, but there are people that like help

make all these Facebook Google Maps.

They've got tons of points and then they like fly you out

to have like little meetups and stuff.

Wow.

Okay.

Yeah.

Go down the Google office slide.

Yes.

So do your friends kind of know that when they go out

with you, you've got to take an extra a minute

at the end of lunch just to do a little review.

To do a quick review.

Oh, I'm pretty chill about it.

You, because Google like knows,

do you get a little hang on your phone and it was like,

hey, you are at this pub.

Like you're leaving right here, so I'll do.

Yeah, yeah.

So I'll just do it when I get home.

If it comes up and you get more points for adding photos,

so I'll add some photos.

Do you give bad reviews?

Oh, I'm kind of like, I kind of like you guys.

I'm like, oh, I feel bad, like four stars,

but I feel terrible.

They're not reflective, are they?

Cause we're all too nice as Kiwi.

We don't want to upset the, set the card.

The Simpsons where Homer becomes a third reviewer

and everybody gets fat cause he loves it all.

Yeah.

Yeah, I feel bad, I'm like, you're a small business though.

When I heard you were standing in the sky,

why did you get pushed to the top

cause I'm quite a high level?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

I was in the break there.

Okay.

All right, all right.

You've earned it.

Yeah, no, but it's people,

because this is something I always look at the reviews

and it's because of people like you doing the hard work.

Yeah, and we thank you.

Yeah, we do.

Thank you for your service.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Thank you for your service.

Thank you.

What would you give the show this morning?

Out of five.

Emily?

Oh, I'd give it a six out of five.

Oh my God.

We're our small business.

She doesn't want to crush our dreams.

Yeah.

Emily, thank you.

Awesome messages in.

Somebody said, I think we've all supported a friend

that's opened their eyelash business

by starting six new emails

and giving great reviews to your bestie.

Yes.

I don't know if we all have.

I think a few people will have.

Yeah.

That is okay.

Somebody said, there's an old mate on our community page

and he has kind of given himself the title

of the community review.

Oh, okay.

He will review things.

Yeah.

Well, one night he went to the local Indian place

and the naan they gave him wasn't hot enough.

Uh-oh.

You gotta have a hot naan.

You gotta have a warm steamy naan.

You want to be open that tinfoil

and be met with a gush in the face of steam.

Yeah.

And then hu-ha-ha-ha.

Well, he did it and it cost him dearly.

Really?

Okay.

And then they asked if they could redo his naan

because people were saying, you know,

I've met people on comments which is joking, but they were.

Is this the cold naan place?

Yeah.

Notorious for the cold naans.

And then you've lost them.

Yeah.

For life and then the business shut down.

Well, that's why you boys gotta make sure

you've got a hot steamy naan.

Yeah.

I'm not here for a cold naan.

He lives life by that role.

Life's too short for a cold naan.

But sometimes if there's a bit of naan

left over the next day, not bad cold.

No.

My brave old yuck.

Naan, I ate a cold.

Slap a bit of sauce on the top

and pretend you're eating a pizza.

No.

A cold, a cold and then pizza.

Oh, someone just said for the funniest reviews,

look at Google reviews for places that you wouldn't normally.

Like high schools and police stations.

Oh yeah.

I've seen the high schools when a teacher gets

particularly set upon on stars.

And then later on in life,

when that person becomes a teacher and it happens to them,

they'll see that it wasn't so funny.

That wasn't so funny after all.

Was that because that was somebody's fault?

You're charged to win some cash

with our $25,000 cash catch up at eight o'clock.

Listen up for the activator.

Play ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

I'll say it.

Gensy fashion, I don't quite get it.

Because I guess now being 33, it's at the age

where they're wearing things that were cool when I was young.

And now I'm like, man, the weird baggy chains.

What chains did we say at the weekend?

Those bad religion chains.

That's right.

Like a really thick, thick white.

Stitch.

Really heavy white stitch.

And I was like, are they back as well?

Yeah.

And weird cuts, like boot cuts and low rise.

And you're like, what does my muscle go?

Low rise of the pants.

Cause you know what I'm waiting to see

is the G string popping out the top of the chains again.

Well, that's back.

Oh no.

That's back, baby.

Oh, I'm glad I haven't seen that.

We love in the Wales tale.

But now Gensyers have discovered the world of the jort.

Yes.

It's a fantastic shorts option.

Yeah.

So you are now, I don't know what else to wear

on the upper half of my lower half.

You're all good in a jort, baby.

You're all good in a jort.

I don't know what else to do apart from a jort.

Yeah, yeah.

You can wear a jort.

But this summer, you are going to be in fashion.

Yeah.

Undoubtedly.

But are they talking Fred Durst jorts?

Like long baggy jorts.

No, no, no, no, no.

I know that, yeah.

Well, a little bit baggier than your jorts,

but not like my generation of shorts

is like a short short, right?

We'd go like a high-waisted, short short.

Yeah.

All leg, even my generation did a little bit of bum cleave

coming out of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom.

You know?

But high-waisted.

Whereas these are just low waist, belted, slightly baggy,

cut you off just above the knee.

Yeah, I'm feeling that.

Really make the calf look thick.

I'm feeling that.

I'm not.

I'm all thigh.

So if the pant is just thigh,

it's just that's not working.

Right.

For me.

Your anti-jort.

The jorts are, they're back in such a big way.

Because you can't wear a khaki short.

I can't wear a dress short.

Yeah, no, I can't see you doing that.

You have to wear summer wedding.

Yeah, you don't wear the skinny jort though too,

because if you're leaning short.

Yeah.

Well, everyone's loving the jort.

And the way to separate it from your usual jean shorts

is the length being slightly longer.

Are they going to bring back pedal pushes?

Capris.

I'm out.

If they bring back a capris.

There was a dude the other day we saw him

and he was wearing like pants that showed the ankle.

Well, obviously generally paired with a boat shoe.

But they were just the short pant a little shorter.

Too short.

We laughed that it looked like he was wearing capris.

Yeah, you can't wear a three quarter.

It's going to be a seven eight.

They were in capris.

Yeah.

Well, there's all these examples of jenzies,

including in like, you know, the Bella Hadid

and the Gigi Hadid.

Rockin' the Jort.

Right.

So that is going to be, they say,

the hottest fashion trend of summer.

I thought it was going to be jeans.

I thought it was going to be jeans and Birkenstocks.

So I got those out on the weekend.

That felt good.

Oh, I felt good.

Yeah, I put my Birks on at the pub the other day.

That's my favorite combo, a jean Birk.

It's just comfortable.

You can kick them off.

You can keep them on.

Walk around.

What do you do for summer wears, Fletch?

He's moved to Birks last summer.

Yeah, he's wearing shorts.

A pant.

You wear a jort.

A pair of pants.

I know, and we're all thankful for it.

Loves wearing these great sweatshirts.

We love the sweatshorts.

A pair of pants.

Not required.

Good lord.

But I like, because I like being in a short

that's slightly short.

Yeah, I had a few of those last summer.

They were real good.

Not on the knee.

Just up the thigh.

Oh yeah, they're going to be up the thigh.

Almost like a rugby short.

Almost like a rugby short,

but a fraction longer.

Bus driver shorts?

Yeah.

No, they're too formal.

I know, but I'm talking purely to length.

Length.

Yeah, I like a mid-thigh on a man.

Yeah, mid-thigh.

And a high-thigh on a woman.

Well, I'm wrong.

So you like it more.

And fashion's my passion.

It is.

We're going to wear jorts now.

I wonder if you're being left behind.

Oh my god, I could be.

I've got to see if Mochie does jorts.

Yeah.

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Good morning, Madison.

Good morning.

Yesterday, Cashy gave out $471.

I think ended up going up to about...

Was it $600?

Yeah.

Before...

Cashy's going for some good runs.

He was exploded.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, exploded.

Madison, it's super easy.

You've just got to say stop.

You lock in that cash amount before Cashy blows up.

Are you ready?

Yep, ready.

Ready.

Go!

28.

Yee-hoo!

92.

Cashy!

134.

Oh, yeah!

198.

Money, money, money, money, money!

243.

Gucci.

297.

The Mookie Bars are on me this time.

356.

You ain't catching me!

Oh!

How much was that?

300.

356 or 326?

They'd say 50.

Hey, he didn't get through the full amount.

480.

We nearly got there.

We didn't know when to run.

480.

It wasn't 480.

Let's carry on and see how high Cashy would have gone.

Ooh.

I feel like a gold man.

428.

I'll make that a turn deposit.

450.

With that, girl, I can finally quit this job.

Oh, wow.

Pretty good.

It's loaded at 450.

Yeah, pretty good, all right.

We just, uh, we're just getting that final dollar amount.

Was that the 326 or 356?

No, I hit a five.

356.

Producer Jared has checked the replay.

356.

Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

Well done, Madison.

Thank you, Producer Jared.

He's a good boy.

We're going to play again.

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All right, we're giving away $25,000 cash.

I don't know how many times I have to say it.

We're collecting the stickers.

Aaron, we're collecting the stickers.

We keep storing up my stickers.

I'm collecting the New World stickers.

I'm so close to having a pot.

I'm so close to the pot.

I don't need...

I'm so close to having a pot.

I don't need any of the MasterChef New World promotional things.

I've got everything.

I just need that one pot.

MasterChef Cookware.

This one's not getting the usual head of steam that the knives, kitchen collectibles get.

You're never going to beat the knives.

That was where it was at.

No, the knives was at.

The knives was at.

The knives was a great promotion.

Yeah.

So this one must be close to finishing.

Yeah.

And I'm so close to having my cards full.

And then I went away on the Seven Days Tour and because I like to make sure my man's

got food in his pantry.

That's a traditional part about me and I'm not embarrassed of it.

Right.

Because you caught him eating raw pasta.

Because I caught him eating raw ravioli.

I tried one.

It was pretty legit raw.

That's gross.

Did you try one?

Yeah.

I tried one raw.

They cooked them.

Delicious.

The kids were like...

The kids did love them cooked.

And then I was like, Aaron eats them raw.

And they were like, do it.

And I was like...

Yuck.

Yeah.

Was it?

Your kid said you to do something.

Do it.

Oh well.

Aaron can do it.

Surely you can.

Nah.

I didn't get that.

I didn't get to that level of manipulation.

Just yet.

Mind you, they're not teenagers yet.

Well I texted Aaron both times saying, Aaron, there's going to be a delivery for you on

this day.

There'll be stickers in the bag.

And I'm talking like there'll be a good amount of stickers.

They're going to fill up my book.

Can you keep the stickers?

Did...

Okay.

I get a notification.

New World has delivered your order.

Did you keep the stickers?

Oh, I didn't see them.

Okay.

So there'll be one of the bags.

They're in the bin.

All right.

All good.

I'm going to order them.

Another New World order.

It's going to deliver.

Don't forget the stickers.

It's going to be a receipt.

They'll be attached to the stickers.

I need the stickers.

Mate.

Yeah.

Didn't keep the stickers.

Yesterday I went to New World as he went and I was like, what are you going to get?

You're going to get the stickers.

He's just not getting the stickers.

How many times I'm doing the stickers?

Now I have to go to New World and spend more money.

We've got a fridge full of food.

How many times do you need to tell this man?

Which one do you need?

The pot.

The big pot.

The casserole with the lid.

No, no, no.

I've got that.

The small pot.

The saucepan.

You've got a saucepan.

You just want a saucepan.

I've got a little saucepan and a saucepan that's too big and this saucepan is the perfect

size saucepan.

That's not a big enough saucepan.

No, but I've got one smaller and one bigger.

Does it match?

Is it the same brand?

No, it doesn't matter.

Oh, it does.

Remember, I've got a full set of pots and pans and they're really bad.

So you've got your heart set on this and no matter how many times you've told them.

You will not get the stickers.

Right.

Okay.

I don't know what is it.

Is it?

Has he ever done something wrong?

Am I saying it clearly enough?

I went there the other day.

I could have got so many stickers.

I didn't know that you were collecting.

I feel like I've talked about collecting the stickers.

Did you know?

I've not been offered the stickers because you have to, we've got to see the truth.

You always say.

You have to ask for them.

You've got the customer service you say I'm clicking the stickers and they give you the

stickers.

I'm not interested.

I'm out.

I'm getting out of there before it.

I'm going to mysteriously leak into the, into their coffers out of mind.

Yeah.

Wow.

Fair enough.

But I thought maybe we could ask the question of what do you constantly have to remind

your partner?

The one thing that you're like, I feel like I've said this, oh gosh, multiple times.

Yeah.

But maybe there's something a little bit more specific.

Okay.

Why aren't we collecting the stickers?

People are messaging in.

They'll send you the stickers.

Halo got 25 stickers.

If you want, I'm done collecting.

Do you think that person's done?

I'm not a charity case.

Don't you?

It's not the point.

You don't want their stickers.

514, it's not the point.

I'll take the stickers.

No, I'll take the stickers.

Oh my God.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

I'm gift-worst, man.

You just, you just said you're not a charity case.

Vaughn, would you like a saucepan?

I would love a saucepan.

I'm a charity case.

You're like just a medium saucepan.

Help me.

I'm Pawn.

No, you're not.

And I need the saucepan.

It's all I need is the saucepan.

Vaughn and I will happily take the stickers.

Send them to private bag.

Thank you.

We can't wait to use this wet-sized pot.

Perfect for boiling a few eggs.

That's all it is.

Yesterday I had to boil eight eggs in a tiny pot and they took their belly breaks.

What are you doing with these eggs?

Soft boil.

They're your eggs.

Okay, so you tap in the end.

What is it that you're telling your partner constantly, constantly, over and over again

that they don't get through there?

That's not where that goes.

Yeah.

You big dumb idiots.

Nope, that's not it.

That's not right.

Do you think this is just guys or are there guys listening now as well that will be like

I'm constantly having to tell my girlfriend?

No, there'll be lots.

If you're just going to tip stuff in the sink, have the little thing, the grate over the

plug.

No, but it's hard because then you can't thumb it down.

You can't fork down the tomatoes.

What's the other thing about it is you shouldn't be thumbing things down the plug.

But how are you going to fork down the onions?

No, no, no.

You don't have to.

You catch it in the server.

You thumb them down.

No.

You don't.

You just put it in the bin and it's clean and it's ready to go again.

Now I'm not going to have to somehow clear that drain.

You're also constantly telling Shade how to stack the dishwasher.

This is what we want to hear.

What do you constantly have to remind your partner?

That just doesn't go in there.

Don't put the pot in there.

It's taking up too much real estate.

That's just a quick scrub by hand.

She knows that you'll take it out and wash it.

No, no, she knows I'll restack the entire thing.

We are getting some irate partners.

Wow.

We are really erring some grievances, New Zealand.

We are letting off some steam.

We asked you what is the thing that you're constantly reminding your partner?

Because thrice at least I've reminded Aaron.

We're collecting the stickers, Aaron.

For New World.

I want a pot.

Hailey doesn't want your charity stickers.

Thank you to everyone who's offered to drop off or email or send.

I don't.

It's not the point.

I want my partner to get the tickets live paid for.

It's the principle.

And now I've just unleashed a bloody world of people.

I just feel like I've just flicked off the cap.

Yeah.

And shook it up.

You put it down.

The cap is popped.

Rachel.

Cap, cap, cap.

Rachel, what do you constantly have to remind your partner about?

At the end of the day, not to put his socks on the dining table or the kitchen bench.

I can divorce them.

What does he do?

What does he do in these socks?

Just put some there.

No, no, no.

And now I can have some desert.

Take them off and leave them there.

But during the day, what does he do for a crust?

What does he do for a job?

What's he doing in these socks?

Where I smell his stuff.

I'm imagining a thickie in his sock.

A work sock.

Thank you at the end of the day, Ark.

And you're always telling him, I don't even want him clean on the bench.

Straighten the basket, man.

Always straighten the machine.

On the bench?

No, you've got to cut that out, Rachel.

If your son started doing it.

And it's become hereditary?

Yeah, it sounds like it.

Shut them in his mouth next time.

Yeah.

When he sleeps, put them in and then just cover it with a pillow.

No, no.

You can't do that.

No.

Why not?

Lauren, what do you constantly have to tell your husband to stop doing?

Leaving his clothes behind the bathroom door, all inside of each other and inside out.

And sometimes you get like the undies are inside the pants and the pants still has the

belt on them and the socks are at the bottom.

And the socks are at the bottom, yes.

The two pairs of socks that are inside out, inside each other.

The jumper was to each it inside, inside out.

Oh, that's so funny.

Find the door and then you go into the bathroom and close the door.

You're like, hello.

Yeah, I have to build up.

So when I shake the socks out, all the soda just explodes.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You've got to take your socks off outside and shake them off.

Yeah.

My dad, just thinking about it, my dad was a very well-trained man.

Yes.

I think he was skiing at both his mother and his wife.

He was well-trained.

He was a very well-trained man.

Thank you, Lauren.

Olivia, what do you constantly have to tell your partner

to stop doing?

Oh, hi, morning, everyone.

Good morning, Olivia.

Good morning.

They have sunshine.

Well, it is sunny and I'm so happy.

It's a glimpse of hopefully a sunny beginning.

I know of some of the summer we deserve.

Is it Al or La Nina, one of them?

No, Nina.

Yeah.

I think it's Nini.

It's going to be hot.

What's your partner always doing, Olivia?

He doesn't flush the toilet after he pees.

It drives the bonkers.

Oh.

My reason, I have a very logical reason,

is because I'm the one that cleans the bathrooms.

I don't mind doing that.

I love doing that.

It's like my happy place.

Yeah.

But when it sits there, it makes the bowl more stained

and it's harder to clean.

It also stinks.

Yeah.

Yeah, it stinks.

Is he coming from a place of water conservation?

You know, if it's yellow, let it mellow.

You took a Christchurch 2010, 2011, 2012,

2012, 2014, 2015.

Sure.

Just people that live on a limited water supply.

Yeah.

No, he wakes up early, so he doesn't want to flush

at like 4.30 in the morning.

Oh, I do that sometimes.

But I'm like, I don't care.

Just flush and wake me up.

You should just pee in the shower like I do in the morning.

Don't you?

Oh, I'll pass it on.

Yeah, yeah.

Because then you don't have to flush.

I never have a shower without peeing in it.

It feels wrong.

It does, eh?

You get in the water, it hits you in your body.

It's like, now I must pee.

That's why if you're at Liz Mills and you see the yellow

running down the drain and the showers.

Hailey Sprouse next to you.

Someone's got a pre-workout.

Yeah.

Thank you, Olivia.

Have a lovely, sunny day.

Some messages in.

Turn off the damn lights when you're not in that room.

Oh, yeah.

My dad constantly puts banana skins down the insincerator

and it drives my mom crazy.

Oh, you're not allowed to.

You're not allowed to.

Onions.

Shells.

Onions.

What you do is you put a G in onions.

Onions.

And then said, that needs to be hit.

Onions.

You know what I'm saying?

Onions.

But you know, like, the insincerators is so, there's a huge

list of what you're not allowed to.

I've never had one before.

Yeah.

Hands.

Forks.

Snakes.

Onions.

Bananas.

Eggs.

Nails.

Yep.

Old windows.

Crampons.

Oh, don't put crampons in there.

I have constantly been like, I am done climbing.

I am no more ice-climbing for me.

Should I be putting these in here?

What are they?

Onions.

Crampons.

I have never read that you can't put crampons in there.

I said you should put onions in there.

I told you it's crampons.

I love this text of, I have to constantly remind my partner that

the thick end of the sheet goes at the top, not the side.

But bless, he's making the bed.

That's how you know it.

But he's a dummy.

He's a dummy.

That's how you know it's the top, because it's a thick end.

Oh, no.

And it folds back over a little bit.

Oh, bless you.

To put the ducking butter in the sucking fridge.

Okay.

All right.

You've got two water corrects there.

How to indicate it roundabouts.

Everyone loves being told how to drive while they're driving.

Why don't you drive?

Does he not indicate it?

He does.

Sometimes he just doesn't.

He doesn't indicate out.

He doesn't really indicate out.

Oh, my God.

I'm an Aaron.

Always indicate out.

It's rude.

Always indicate out.

I love it when you do the washing, honey, but stop putting black things

with white things and shrinking mine in the kid's clothes.

Yeah.

And it's a reminder for Aaron as well.

Silk doesn't go in the dryer nor the washing machine.

He's trying his best.

Tea bags left in the sink.

He leaves in there to drain because he doesn't want too much

moisture in the bin.

Drain him in the bin.

Squeeze him.

Chuck him straight in the bin.

Not to leave his workboots right in front of the front door.

I've walked in and tripped over the workboots many times.

Always, but I'm constantly saying this.

To the side.

Whose boots are these?

To the side of the door.

Yeah.

I've started putting unbind toilet rolls in her pillowcase.

It's a petty reminder that they don't just belong on the floor

under the toilet roll.

Oh, that drives me nuts.

Was it great to hear about a woman?

Yeah.

Leaving shit around.

My husband's constantly reminded me not to tip the coffee plunger down the sink.

Why?

Well, I'm meant to just care about that sort of thing.

No, it's terrible.

The grit.

Coffee plunger and then boiling water straight after.

The grit gets all over the sink.

I hate it.

No, but you wash it down.

You're not allowed to wash it down.

No, no, no.

Yeah, that's the thing.

I wash it down.

Oh, he doesn't wash it down.

I don't drink coffee.

Oh, right.

Okay.

Put your stupid car keys on the stupid car key hook.

And then she said, I don't need to because I bought an air tag.

I was like, how much did that cost?

A hundred dollars.

When you could just be putting them on the hook and then you'll know

where they are the entire time.

Every single week I have to remind my husband what hours I work

and what hours our son is at daycare.

It has been the same for two and a half years.

And it is written on the fridge.

Oh my God.

Get this good marks off the toilet.

I do not need to be constantly reminded that you have pooped.

Constantly telling my wife not to put 91 petrol in our car.

Engine ticks more than a clock when she's running it on 91.

It's cheaper.

Oh my God.

She likes to leave empty packets and boxes in the pantry.

Oh, yes.

So often it looks like we have something and I'll grab it and it'll be empty

and I'll have a furious rage at the fact that there are no more biscuits.

I don't rage.

I say, oh, cool.

What are you keeping this for?

Keeping a box?

Cool.

We're going to do this.

Keeping the box.

That's a cool box, isn't it?

Another box.

If you finish a bag of chips, now this is something you'd expect to have to tell your kids,

not your partner.

If you finish a bag of chips, don't you shove the packet and the crack down the back of

the couch.

For me to find later.

Oh my God.

What?

What is wrong with them?

Oh my God.

Empty the recycling out of the plastic bag into the recycling bin, not just chuck it in

there in the bag.

Yeah, because they don't collect it.

They don't collect the plastic bags.

I don't think I've seen any, so many exclamation marks on a phone or before on the text machine.

It's pretty good.

They were really airing their dirty laundry.

We feel better though.

We feel good.

Get it off.

We feel good.

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Fact of the day.

Day, day, day, day.

Who ran out of gas?

Me.

I ran out of gas.

I ran out of oxygen.

I ran out of gas gas.

Gales.

It's a road sign week here at Fact of the Day, where every day it's a fact about road signs.

Yesterday Paris has no stop signs and today I'm delving into the history of the stop sign.

Wow.

Because you think about it, when there were horses and carts, it was no need for stop signs.

We just went.

Just kind of moved.

Everything was kind of moving at a pace where you just turn.

Yeah, and then the automobile came along.

Yeah.

Goodness.

The first ever stop sign was created by a Detroit police sergeant, Harry Jackson.

Hello, Harry.

A traffic guard at a busy...

Is that the home of the automobile?

Home of the automobile, yes.

Yeah, yeah, all of the big American car manufacturers were based in Detroit.

One of the cross streets had a particularly low visibility turn entering the intersection.

And he would have to slow people down and hold back the traffic from entering that street.

So, but he had to keep an eye on that.

He had to keep an eye on everything.

Yeah.

So, I wonder, he's like, I'm going to make a sign.

Now, a square sign is not going to stand out enough.

So, all he did was he cut the corners off.

Oh, it's hexagon.

Huh?

It's a hexagon.

It's an octagon.

Hexagon six.

So, four corners of a thing and then you cut.

God, you're so dumb.

I knew that.

Hey, octagon, octagon.

You thought it was a hexagon.

I was like, yeah.

I took a look at this.

A square piece of plywood cut off the corners and wrote stop.

I painted it white and wrote stop in black.

Oh, my lord.

And then he said, it's worked so well.

Yeah.

Like, I can kind of like leave that bit to that bit and people will stop and then

they'll look and then they'll go.

Wow.

Yeah.

And he told other fellow officers about it and they said, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So, then they were adopted all across the state.

Black lettering on a white background and we're 61 centimeters by 61 centimeters.

That's going to take measure.

Wow.

So, do you know when they became red?

Is that in your fact?

So, they became red later in the piece.

Now, I'm imagining at night that wasn't easy to read.

Yeah, I imagine.

The octagon was generally adopted because he made it because he wanted it to look different

to square signs, which there were square signs around with just like place names and street

names and like different directions on them.

So, he made them octagon.

But then they said it works perfectly because no other signs that shape.

And even at night time, before reflective paints.

Yeah.

You would see this shape of the sign and know that that was going to be a stop sign.

Wow.

So, yellow originally got chosen from 1924 to 1954.

It was either in red or black, but it was always on yellow.

And then they changed it in 1954.

They put a white stop on a red background.

Okay.

And it's actually universally accepted that it's white writing on a red background.

Oh.

Except for in Nigeria, where it is yellow writing on a red background.

Because they ran out of red paint, didn't they?

Yeah.

No, no, they ran out of white.

Well, they wouldn't have run out of white paint.

They just started with a white background, but it's yellow on red.

Right.

But we have a guess.

What part of the world are stop signs circular, not octagonal?

Nepal.

No.

I like that though.

New Zealand.

No.

I don't know.

I just thought it was going to be a rogue answer.

I want the octagons as well.

I knew that.

I just thought maybe it would be a rogue answer.

I know that's got eight sides that I know that it's round.

Is it somewhere in Europe?

Pacific Islands.

Tonga.

It's circular with a triangle on the inside.

Why are they doing that?

Of course they are.

In Vanuatu, it's also circular with a white stop on a red background.

And in Japan, it's a triangle.

But everywhere else in the world.

That's a good way.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, Japan.

What are you up to?

Maybe we'll delve.

Maybe we can delve tomorrow into a little bit more of what's Japan got going on.

Well, it's roadside week.

You're affected today.

I'm nothing roadside week.

It's roadside week.

We're learning things.

So today's fact of the day is the first ever stop sign was invented by a police sergeant

in Detroit when he wanted to stop people flying into an intersection too quick and causing

accidents.

Fact of the day day day day day.

We are still in the Port-A-Lou.

We've had it for seven months now.

It's in our driveway.

And recently we had to move it because it was sort of further forward and away from the action

And then we had it down the back away from the action because you're right you're renovating renovating

Yeah, and I was over at the weekend had a little nosey. I reckon you're close

I don't want to jinx it, but I reckon a few weeks away and you're gonna be on an actual toilet. No, you jinxed it

Did I jinx it? There's a lot that needs to happen. I've got a tile the whole time

Okay, a month anyway a month. Let's say so that's you know the the portal is fine

And I know it's nearly over now

We had to move it the other day to get our water tanks up our driveway, so we moved it and it's right

Right where everyone's working right? Yeah

It's interesting when you go and you were we and you're like one plastic door away from I want to say about five tradies at a time

Yeah

Being anywhere where there's generally portal as you like got someone standing right there right there ready to get in

You think about any public toilet or even here at work

You're only a thin bit of waterway from someone seeing your genitals

I know but it seems we're to when you're outside in this little plastic thing

And he wants us out there work like at a festival with like tens of thousands of people

Yeah, just a plastic door, but I suppose they're also just waiting to we or poo

Whereas at my house that there and yesterday we because we've got painters to paint the outside

Yeah, put that in the two-heart basket. Yeah, and he was working away

One of the painters he was cleaning up. It was right outside the toilet

Yeah, and I was like I need to weigh and I thought I just can't hold on this is my house

Whatever he was I we ever unweighs we all worry we

Everybody wheeze so I went in and he was right there

And I closed the door sat in and the moment I sort of released my muscles to we a

Big resounding fart came out. Oh, wow, okay a classic

Like a like a trumpeting fan for the arrival of a farm

Ignitry a comical

You know, it's a normal thing to do you release and comes out but something about the plastic

Absolutely

Sing yeah, own echoed song and

The worst part is he didn't say anything like he didn't want to chuckle

You know, he was literally I would say like

We probably didn't want to embarrass you I'm already the embarrassed. It's already has

Well when I came out he

Turned sort of immediately from me. So he is embarrassed for me

that I farted so loudly and he's

He's he's impressed. Yeah, I know but you know, it was bound to happen. I'm a I'm a real like release the valve. We are

Okay, yeah, right

Thank you for that. Yeah, thank you for that insight. Yeah. Yeah. Well in case you hear it

That's what happened and apologies to our painter paint looks good though

Yeah, I mean he's cute to endure a lot and he's still doing a great job. Yeah, he really is

Well, uh some research out of the UK British dog owners

Take an average of 100 photos of their pet every month

Equating to 13,000

200 photos over its lifetime

No, no research on cat owners, but I feel like cat owners will be my god

If I I just any time any time he's doing something sweet

You just like I love about iPhones is you can just go into your photos search cat

Yeah, and it brings up all the photos thousands of photos of cats that you've taken over the years majority which are Oli

Does it work for other things too? Could you type in?

boob

I'm gonna tell them boobs on minus

Because I've got a couple of boobs

two boobs

boobs

Um, oh, that's because the I've screen kept something with the word boob

And it knew and a pack of twisties. Oh, that's yeah, that's okay. Yeah, close

breasts so research found that poodle are the poodles have the most obsessed owners

closely followed by Chihua who is and border terriers

Yeah, so um

Photos of dogs trumped partners. So dogs are 30% of people

16% with photos of partners and children 23%

Yes, I say child. I just looked at mine. I don't have the

Only photos I've got of my dog is me saying look what your dog's done now. What about the other like your other animals?

Would there's to be more than your cats goats have been popular lately

I've been really bonding with the goats lately, but if we're talking about photos of just animals in general

It's probably more photos of animal products in the form of steaks

Delicious meat products because I always whenever I'm on the steaks

I'm always taking a lot of photos of the boys of the steaks

Oh, you can search food and it just brings up all the photos of food have taken over the years

Yeah, let's see my latest one. I'll just stop on a random one. What did I take?

That's a part of my face you bust

Oh, here we go. It's because you're such a tree a pistachio crusted salmon. Oh

I thought we're in a constant process. No, this isn't years ago. This is

Pre-costal

Let's get into the cost of what have I got? Oh, this is when I was on keto. Oh good. Bye

Let's find some carbs. Oh

Yeah, that's an apple crumble. That's an apple pie with cream

Can we have a look in yours flesh you want to open up your album?

Keep his photos on his phone. No, I'm not it cuz you you're going back like years and years in your photos

I don't all my photos on my phone. I like to know I like to know what's up. What's up?

corned beef corned beef

I typed in beer as in the drink and it's brought up all of these photos of beer people having a beer

It's good stuff. No photos of chihuahua. No

I don't think I was taking a photo of my wine albums pretty full

Another one in the bag it's a Versace bag as well

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