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Good morning, welcome to the show Flesh Fawn and Haley, two minutes past six.
Hi.
I can't believe Fiji beat Australia.
Good Lord, I know.
At the Rugby World Cup, fantastic.
Upset.
Love when they get beaten.
There is going to be some vernacavaca levies, I'll tell you that much for nothing.
I bet.
That is going to be one hell of a celebration.
Good on you Fiji.
Should we go to Fiji?
To celebrate.
It feels like we might be in the place to be.
Do you know what I mean?
It feels like we could go.
Yeah.
I could look at flights.
Celebration.
To celebrate.
Just for today, do you mean today?
I mean we'll just take off after the show and we'll come back just whenever.
I'll just open in a ticket.
Yeah, I don't know if that's how jobs work.
Welcome to Fiji.
I think you've got to.
Yeah, but our boss is over having a nice day.
Where's he in Raro?
Yeah.
He won't even know we're not there.
Look, three.
Travel date.
We'll go today.
I'm booking.
It's either going to be really expensive or really, yeah.
Use your AMX to get the points.
One-way trip.
We're good for you.
We don't need to come back.
Okay.
How much is a one-way trip today?
Loading currently.
Oh, here we go.
We do have a backpack full of flights into vouchers behind.
We could just use all the vouchers.
We could leave a 455.
That's all right.
For $420 each.
I'm not mad at that.
No, I'm not mad at that.
I'm not mad at that.
All right.
Here we go.
You don't have any holiday days.
Bag only.
We only need bikinis.
Yeah, I've got.
Does anybody have any Fiji and timeshare?
No.
No, I'm out.
Someone will.
Kiwi's loved buying Fiji and timeshare in the 90s.
They do.
They do.
Someone's probably never used a week of it.
We'll be here all week.
Yeah.
Your chance this morning on the show to win cash,
our cash catch up continues.
$25,000 to give away.
So we play eight midday and four every day.
So your chance to win some cash.
The top six on the way.
Undecided as you decided.
Working really haven't seen anything really popping out
and slapping me in the face.
Saying do a top six on me.
Or us.
Well, this topic.
You've got 20 minutes to get sorted.
Did you see that both me and Fletcher brought you
in some air cushions?
Yeah.
Lovely.
You've got good eggs.
Good eggs.
You've got good eggs.
Good eggs.
Next on the show, there have been some suburbs
in our fine country that have been shamed.
Fat shamed.
Fat shamed.
I know.
Literally fat shamed.
Literally fat shamed.
There have been some suburbs.
Fat shamed.
Oh, my God.
Watercare who look after the water in Auckland.
Oh, God.
I haven't paid my water bill.
Let me just transfer some money to Watercare
where we're talking about it.
How overdue is that?
No, it's because of all this rain we've been having.
All my mail is like sodden.
And I can't even open the envelope.
You have to dry out the letters and then...
I'll just throw the mail.
I was like, oh, they'll send me a reminder.
They posted on social media,
good morning to everybody except people in Henderson,
Mungadie East, Mount Roscoe, Avondale and Highland Park
who have been pouring fats, oils and grease down the sink.
Oh.
Apparently the fattiest suburbs in our largest city.
Don't you put oil down the sink?
Because I know we've talked in the past about fat birds,
which have happened in mostly London and the oldest cities
where the pipes are from the 1700s and 1800s.
And they just can't deal with these fat build-ups.
And so it builds up and blocks the pipes.
And then all the poofs overflows and you waste water.
Oh.
Gross.
Because they say basically you might flush,
even if it's cold or hot water,
you might flush your oil down the sink after you've fried something.
But that doesn't flush away the problem.
It'll cool down at some stage on the journey.
Yes, solidify.
You can get those tablets, those little additive things.
A lot of restaurants using that deep fry.
And so if you've got your oil thing and you put in this tablet,
it solidifies it completely as you just pull it out
and chuck in the bin.
Oh.
Yeah.
So what are we meant to do?
I put it down the sink.
I put it down the sink.
I don't use a lot of oil though.
I don't deep fry anything.
So it wouldn't be anything major.
But you know if you cook like a fish, an oily fish,
and then there's a little bit left over,
I'm just like, oh well.
There you go.
Hot water to soften her up and down she goes.
Hot water for 30 seconds and it's gone.
Yeah, it disappears.
It lubricates the pipes.
It's further down in the hot water pools.
Yeah.
But hopefully by that stage it's somebody else's problem.
And then it's someone else's problem.
Yeah, but it does.
It costs a lot of money.
Because we've got old skinny pipes.
Well, yeah, you shouldn't be doing this then.
You're just yawning mid-show.
Yeah.
Tired.
Wow.
Big weekend.
No, I had like eight and a half hours sleep last night.
It's almost like it was too much.
$6 million it costs to clean up overflows caused by oil.
Oh.
They reckon?
Okay.
Who's being shamed?
List them again?
Well, I mean, yeah, me.
It's Auckland only.
Henderson, Manganese, Mount Roscoe, Avondale, Highland Park,
the fattiest suburbs.
Okay.
So stop it.
What are we meant to do?
Yeah, what are we meant to do?
Let us find and scrape it out.
Yeah, paper towel it.
Yeah, paper towel it.
Let it cool.
Let the pan cool.
Paper towel it.
In the bin.
Yeah.
Oh, just like put the hot tap on it.
I just like to say.
No, no, no, no.
Boil the jug.
Boil the jug.
Play.
Now, this made me want to say, hey, get a sense of humour.
But then I was like, oh, if someone made me feel like this,
I'd be, I'd feel really sad as well.
There was a fella who went on a 24-hour work trip to Barcelona
to, he lives in the UK.
Right.
So it's not, you know, not that outrageous.
But had to go over there and then he texted his girlfriend
on WhatsApp and the message reads,
I met someone called Liz in Spain
who had not been able to get it out of my head.
Nothing really happened,
but it probably would have,
if I'd stuck around for longer.
And the girl goes,
Wait, you said this is a prank.
This is bold.
This is bold.
Yeah.
This is a bold prank.
Like straight at the gate.
And you could see he's like coming over to the baby like,
he, he, he, he, he.
She messages back saying, oh my gosh.
Next message.
Okay.
Next message.
Why would you do this to me?
Next message.
Please don't ever speak to me again.
And he's like, well,
hang on.
And then he sends a picture of, um,
uh,
a slice of lasagna.
And he says, Liz.
Anya.
Oh my God.
This dude sucks.
Break up with them anyway.
That's a dumb prank.
Followed by a message saying,
she's so hot.
In Spain.
It's not even Spanish food.
I know.
It's Italian.
Then she messages saying,
F off, Jamie.
I'm actually not amused.
I don't think you know how you just made me feel.
And then she said,
I was trying to work out whether the name was a joke.
And you were joking.
I couldn't figure it out.
She looked up Liz.
Anya.
On Instagram.
Yeah.
And then he sends a whole bunch of cry face,
laughing emojis.
Yeah.
Totally not reading that.
He's absolutely just startled her.
Yeah.
And she blocks him.
And they're no longer together.
Yeah, the dude, the dude.
Yeah.
He gave you the out.
Well done.
You took it.
Liz Anya.
I mean the names.
Who's put this online?
He did.
He did on a Reddit thread.
And he shared the screenshots of the WhatsApp.
And I will say,
looking at the picture of,
because he's got the screenshot of his chat with her.
Yeah.
He's stuffed up here.
She's beautiful.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And all he did was try to do some stupid laddie prank.
Yeah.
No.
With a picture of Liz Anya.
And then she said,
yeah, she was like,
no, I actually just don't want to talk to you.
And he was like,
oh, are you joking?
Blocked.
Saved a bit of time here, I think.
Yeah.
Well done.
You're a prick.
Was the last message she said.
And you got to be careful, don't you?
We're seeing some of the wee creatures.
Yeah.
As women.
I just think it was.
It wasn't fun.
It was lame.
It was lame,
but I really made me go,
look,
we don't want to look up if there is a Liz Anya
on Facebook.
Elizabeth Anya.
Elizabeth Anya.
Elizabeth Anya.
Oh my God.
There's a Liz Anya.
Lives in Auckland.
No.
Liz Anya.
Mutual friends.
Hang on.
What?
Who the hell is Liz Anya?
A-N-Y-A.
This looks like a normal person.
How is Anya's spout?
A-N-Y-A.
Oh my God.
What do you call you?
So that's Liz Anya.
That's Liz Anya.
Well,
Liz Anya,
if you're listening.
She's not nearly laid enough to be Liz Anya.
Yeah.
She doesn't even have flyers.
She doesn't even have flyers.
How do we know each other?
That's wild.
What a mincey treat.
You call yourself Elizabeth.
I certainly wouldn't go by my middle name in flight.
It was Anya.
No.
Liz Anya Sproul.
Liz Anya Sproul.
Elizabeth Anya.
Sproul.
It's probably said,
what's the other way of saying that?
Anya.
Anna.
Anya.
Anya.
Liz Anya.
But even Liz Anya.
That is so good.
I love that.
I love that.
I just tried to look her up on Twitter
and her account's been suspended.
I've got 10 mutual friends with Liz Anya.
Yeah.
Tim Batt.
My goodness.
Comedians.
Comedians.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Maybe it's a stage name.
In 2017,
her brother,
which was a woman,
eating Liz Anya.
So,
she knows.
So she knows.
Are we
concluding that she knows?
I think Liz Anya knows.
Please.
Play
It is a very happy anniversary of a country becoming a member of the United Nations.
Look,
there's slim pickings on the ground today for a top six.
I thought you said it was a new country.
No,
it's a country's inclusion into the United Nations.
Okay.
What one?
I've never known how to say it.
So that's why today's top six
is the top six incorrect ways
at some stage or another.
I've said the country.
Number six,
Leichartenstein.
Lichtenstein.
Number five on the list of the top six ways to say that country.
It was inducted into the United Nations on this day in 1990.
Lichtenstein.
Am I getting closer?
I think so.
I've never known.
Number four.
Lichtenstein.
Number four on the list of the top six ways to say
L-I-E-C-H-T-E-N-S-T-E-I-N.
Leichartenstein.
You had several options for the top six.
Number three on the list of the top six ways to say the country
that's known as a kingdom
and located smack-bam
between Germany and Italy and Switzerland.
Number three on the list,
Lakenstein,
which may also be an acceptable way to say it.
Number two on the list of the top six ways to say the name of this country,
Lichtenstein.
That's a way.
That's a way.
That's a way.
It's a way.
And number one on the list,
I learned because I clicked on this thing that says it.
So I'll just let,
I'll just let the official pronunciation,
the principality of...
Lichtenstein.
Lichtenstein.
Lichtenstein.
Lichtenstein.
I joined the United Nations 33 years ago today.
If you've got any other questions about it,
quite a thorough Wikipedia page.
It does.
I'm just having a look on the Wikipedia page
because I've never been to Lichtenstein.
I've never, have you ever been?
No.
You're a big traveller.
I will say they've got a nice crown.
Okay.
It looks like the high on the hills,
you know, it looks a little bit...
Sound of music.
Sound of music.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it's got a big, big sound of music buzz.
Oh, I have to say,
this is a hot rockin' start to the top sixes for the week.
It is.
Yeah, it really is.
It really set the bar high for the rest of the week.
Yeah, God.
What's next?
I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep up with that.
Good luck.
Oh, no.
We'll see you in the next portion of the show.
So 2017 was the year that the fidget spinner was sold the most.
Yeah.
So we arrived about six years ago.
Well, no, 2017 is six years ago.
It's not about, is it?
The woman who created this is called Catherine Hettinger.
Hettinger will go with.
Okay.
She actually created the fidget spinner in 1993.
Ages ago.
Tried to pitch it to a number of toy retailers,
including Hasbro,
which is a massive toy company.
Yeah, it was in the time in 1993.
Yeah, yeah.
And she's Florida based.
So they were that's,
they were an American company,
a Hasbro.
Yep.
Hasbro.
And everyone turned it down.
So she ended up getting a patent for it in 1997.
But by 2005, it expired.
And she couldn't afford the $400 to renew the patent
to hold on to the rights for the fidget spinner.
Yeah.
So that mean anyone could make their own version of it
or rip it off basically.
And that's what they did,
which is exactly what they did a number of years later.
2014, a guy called Scott McZorsky invented the talk bar,
which was identical to her creation.
Yeah.
And it went on to sell millions as a result.
But that was also ripped off as well, right?
Like any toy or anything that's made in China gets ripped off,
right?
Totally.
And then sold on Aliexpress or Teemu or whatever.
The difference being that the Scott fella who came along
and saw it and was like,
are you made lots of money?
Catherine, who actually designed the fidget spinner,
made not a cent.
So after all of those sales,
she didn't see a,
because she didn't have the $400 to hold it.
Then you're like, it's been years.
This isn't going anywhere.
Why pay the $400?
Totally.
1993, right?
She comes up with it.
And she was saying it was totally because it was popular
for people who were like anxious,
stressed or neurodivergent or just,
and then like everyone else kind of jumped on it.
In 1993, the Kushball took care of that.
Yeah.
The Kushball really did.
The Kushball.
That's right.
I was terrified.
I used to like pull them and snap them.
You'd pull them and then you try to fire the Kushball,
but they'd snap.
The Kushball got a little old.
Got tried.
Got brittle.
Yeah.
It's like it needed a moisturizer.
Yeah.
Maybe a regular oiling of the Kush.
Yeah.
Always oil your Kush.
Always oil.
So everyone who knows her knows right that,
because she was interviewed or were like,
didn't you invent this?
And she's like, yeah.
And everyone asked her all the time,
are you mad?
Yeah.
Because you know,
it sold millions and millions and millions
and millions of units.
She's like, no,
I'm just really pleased it's something invented
is actually being used.
That's awesome.
Cool.
Oh, that's what she says the way.
Oh my God.
You'd be missed out on bajillions of dollars.
Yeah, literally.
Oh, yeah.
And how much did the other guy make
because he made heaps?
Heaps.
Heaps.
Not quite a bajillion.
Yep.
But millions.
And she didn't have 400 bucks to pay for the patent.
How many,
how many just back to the Kushball?
Yeah.
A little bit.
You're going to push it.
The Spargic Buzz.
Yep.
How many strands do you think the average Kushball had?
500.
Okay.
Oh God.
I wouldn't even know.
What are described as rubber filaments?
Well, because there were two, right?
They went through one side and through the other.
What do you mean?
Just individual.
Individual sticking out.
A thousand?
200.
200.
2000.
Oh.
Yeah.
That was the average amount on a Kushball.
You could break a couple off.
You could snap a few.
You could afford to snap a couple off.
Yeah.
Are they still expensive?
Oh, $4.50.
Yeah.
No, they're not really.
AliExpress and Timu have them.
Let's just bring back the Kushball.
Should we bring back that?
Should we make that cool again and relevant?
Yeah.
Ah, that's right.
And then like,
there was like Donald Duck Kushballs,
like characters heads on the Kushball.
Those were weird because the best thing about the Kushball
was like tossing it around no hard bits.
Oh my God.
This looks so good.
I'm going to order some.
Let's bring this back.
We should fill a bathtub up with Kushballs.
Yeah.
Oh no.
No, the rubber would pinch your ears.
A little bit.
Yeah, whatever.
It's going to pinch your ears.
Bleh, bleh, bleh.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Silly little pole.
Silly little pole.
Silly little pole.
It is so silly, silly, silly.
That is silly little pole.
Silly little pole.
Silly little pole.
Silly little pole.
Silly little pole.
Today's silly little poll. Have you ever fallen asleep during adult fun times during adult
times quick and anonymous in studio show of hands no I was gonna say anonymously one person
has not two people have yeah do you know who I imagine and I don't know I mean I've never
had a kid but I imagine new parents yeah when they're like come on we're gonna get back
on the horse and then it's like yeah yeah we'll just have a little spoon little on the
side nice and easy yeah well 18% of people that responded to our poll said yes 18% were
honest 82% said no haven't yeah no haven't a lot of responses would have been very hard
to make radio friendly yeah including the reply from Shah who said yes and there is
absolutely no way you'll be able to dance around the story to make it radio friendly
oh thank you for acknowledging we appreciate that not even bothering Brittany says no I
haven't but I've definitely wanted to go from here oh gosh imagine that Harley says alcohol
played a major part in this yes yeah look it's not a helpful and it certainly isn't
no no no not at all so who we love having as a listener of a show not put out a slightly
older end of our demographic mm-hmm which is we'll take whoever oh yeah that's our official
demographic it's a show demo oh my god we'll take anything in everybody she said no I haven't
rude would that be she's yeah but she's got to over 60 and I only know that because she
in a previous message said she was overseas for her 60th birthday no she got she got into
her over 60s and she never has she might probably has a nice cup of coffee I'll get her going
before a little cuddle Kelsey said on my wedding night it was a huge day very long day I was
very exhausted husband has never let me live it down because some people just don't are just too
tired or drunk to even do you know I would say the majority of my friends that are married
didn't didn't do it on the wedding night they were either just like you had too many drinks way
too tired yeah can't be bothered I did oh good I pushed through I struggled through push through
that's one way put yeah that's today silly little Paul a while ago I shared the Aaron's
parents had done this thing called story worth where they collected a bunch of stories from
these prompts by this email but by this website and they made a book and we read it and Aaron
had a profound which is we just was beautiful so I bought it for my parents no little update
they haven't done it yeah no this is I'm gonna have to chase this for a year so you were saying
every week or every week they get an email prompt say it tell us a teacher who influenced you
when you were going up and then they just free right and then you're sent off they don't have
to do anything else they don't have to do anything else Craig Sproul and Petty Sproul know the
Aaron's parents I've never met them but that they were teachers teachers strike me as they read
the reading and writing type whereas your parents are the smoke and Darius drink it's quite sweet
because like you learn quite a bit about his parents didn't you oh my god yeah and Aaron just
to see the side of them I was really hoping for quite a profound experience but you're not getting
anything from your yeah well I've got one and I was like a little bit more please is it be a
minimum no I was a bit short okay tell me tell me about your mother oh tell me about your
mother when you were growing up oh wow that's deep yeah well my mom and dad a bit like you
met them she was nice why you made a world made a great pilot and what do you want from me
her name is Phyllis anyway my mom was like once we get back from Italy and life is boring again
okay we'll get into it yeah but this is this has come across my desk this morning a different
version and I reckon based on the website I think it's the same company okay it's called this one's
called letterloop letterloop letterloop.co and what it is is it's private group newsletters for
friends families and teams so you could do this like that I can see Aaron's family once again
because they actually love communicating with each other a lot I can see this going well with them
because you just write little updates and then this website compiles it into a newsletter so
everyone writes their updates and then it gets sent off to the group oh god how often is this
happening this sounds like a ball like who cares and the people that are gonna be taking real
seriously are always the people with the dumbest updates but you can see that as often as you
like you could do a yearly one like at Christmas sounds like LinkedIn
yeah if you're after a circle jerk of people tugging at themselves and telling you how right
there not everything is LinkedIn everything's LinkedIn so you can set the frequency the group
um can you be admin and like just stop somebody saying wing someone else so you could do it like
a family Christmas one extended family and friends yeah my mother's little newsletter every every
Christmas what we're up to do people want to know well I mean they know I'm famous do you get a
mention do you follow me do you get a mention okay I don't know um but this one like so this has
gone viral on tiktok as well because people are doing it when they leave uni you know when you
leave uni or even leave high school you just like never see people again I don't even want to see
those people you know I know but you do when you first leave you think it'd be nice to keep in
touch do you make time for the ones you want to see again yeah yeah I know and the ones that fall
off for just a whole lot of naturalism well you could set up a group we could do this when
we all part ways one day in the future you know the three of us could set one up and
you know we'll just get down on the wrong what's that group or something we're not real friends
no we're just work friends it's a work friend yeah official service yeah very superficial yeah just
integrate are we I didn't know this weekend was a work trip to Melbourne yeah it is a work trip
is that okay well yep it is a work trip awkward you guys going to Melbourne
you were going to Melbourne this weekend oh your wife's coming is she yeah Shade's coming
Shade's one of us let's be honest joining us in studio next special guest Matilda Green as
one of the cast members of the new season of celebrity treasure island yeah chance for you
to win a thousand dollars to watching the show will tell you how you can win that next sort of
she was going to do a celebrity based reality show she would have done dancing with the stars
she'd be good at that she's into her waltzing Matilda oh my god oh my god cut him off that
before she comes in come on can you get out of your system stop it that was terrible is it out of
your system what week is it this week is it the waltzing Matilda stop it don't embarrass us please
what yeah don't embarrass us this is why you're not invited to Melbourne
very excited for this the cast was announced huge cast a lot of funny people a lot of famous people
one of whom is in studio with us Matilda good morning good morning thanks for having me
an absolute pleasure now I just I mean we've I was going to say we've grown up with you but you
it wasn't that long ago that you guys won the bachelor it was a long time ago so Art and I were at
a little PR event recently and um these these two young women came up to us and said I remember
watching you on the bachelor when we were in primary school oh my god welcome to Voronoi as well
you guys will relate just what year was that like a geriatric old man came up to us and said
I remember listening to you and I was at primary school how am I older than you what year was
bachelor 2015 so it was eight years ago oh my gosh oh yeah primary school you'd be 20
you know yeah oh wait would you no you'd be 18 I have no idea we're not here you could be yeah
you could be like 19 yeah I think the reason that we love you honestly we I'm speaking on behalf
of all of New Zealand and I'll take the liberty I can confirm the whole of New Zealand maybe doesn't
agree she said this before and was pro-russia so I'm gonna I'm just gonna hold my opinion until
you've said it and then in my own opinion I think part of what we love about you and Art is that you
guys like defy the odds basically and you're still together baby number three on the way yeah in love
and just married and beautiful whereas those shows don't always end that way and so we're just so
happy we've just been so happy for you for all these years and now that you're in the cast of
celebrity treasure island I feel like you're gonna have a lot of support because we do we just like
you so nice and likeable and you're singing a choir I just love it we'll see because treasure
island brings out the worse than people it does did they do they starve you and make you
angry because this is why I could never do a show like that you would be I'd rip people's heads off
it depends because you do get rice and beans and rice is literally my favorite why does it do I mean
I love rice is my favorite is it teriyaki chicken I don't hear bread yeah is it garlic
bread is their mama for your Ellie's garlic bread it depends on the challenges you win right
it's because they're you do it at times because what I'm always fascinated about this because I
for me being on the show is a nightmare I would for me it's a hard no it feels like putting
under pressure and I don't know it just feels so terrifying and whenever I see someone I know
saying yes to it I'm like what why what made you what drew you in I will I feel like when
else in life can you do something like that totally I totally get there well especially
like the challenges and just lay on a beach yeah well you could but then you know get thrown into
unknown really difficult challenges you could be like I'm going to challenge myself to not have a
cocktail till lunchtime yeah that's the hardest challenge of all 11 in the morning you're like
well I don't know if I'll make it did you like everyone I know go being like this will be fun
I'm just not going to take it too seriously it's for charity and then get there and then you know
you're in tears on day two and there's gameplay and mind games did you get way more invested than
you thought 100% yeah yeah so I went and just like la la la you know just yeah I was just like
I'm just gonna you know be friends with everyone have fun and and I did do that but it was a lot
more intense than I was expecting and like some people came in real hot yeah like alliances
strategies and and then that got me thinking like should I be doing more of that yeah totally
because you're only on this tv show for a few weeks but people will remember how you behaved
on it forever forever yeah good friend of the show Maddie McClain I still can't look at him the same
oh god he's so competitive he's so competitive like Maddie and he's crying and you're like Maddie
that would be me well it paid off for him right I mean he won so he knows how to play the game
whereas like it's kind of hard it like if you're not that like if you don't have that type of mind
yeah kind of scheming like playing kind of like totally not that he's scheming he's a little
bitch I know I know people play so hard as well because not only for themselves but it's for
charity who were you there fighting for I was playing for variety children's charity love oh and
and it was just so I was really honored to be able to represent them actually because they were my
first choice yeah and we've been as um as sponsor for variety for a long time so yeah just felt
really nice to be able to do something meaningful with it as well because it's hard and so it kind
of adds another layer of like I'm going to get through this because I'm doing it for someone
else other than myself yes totally I can see that you're more charitable than me yeah you know
there's causes I'd want to fight for but not enough that I would have just beans just beans
you're not enough it'd be hard just be you're not enough it's hard well I was expecting like at
least a can of beans that's what I was hoping but it's literally just dry like a mixed beans
it's dry kidney beans so every morning we'd be like hey you're gonna soak the beans or am I gonna
soak that sounds that sounds a bit sexy you're gonna soak the beans you're gonna soak the beans
pop into blood in ten one and soak the beans that gives job soak in the beans oh Matt gives a big
bean sucker yeah he's a classic bean sucker Matilda I'm so excited to see you on this show I cannot
imagine a world in which you were painted in a bad light well we'll soon find out first time for
everything isn't it we can watch it tonight on TVNZ2 730 um yes Celebrity Trues Your Island
Matilda thank you so much for coming in best of luck
Play ZM's Fletchvon and Ailey
Play ZM This is good this is literally popping up everywhere on the internet how often do you
think about the Roman Empire and it started as a you know the maybe this is a bit of an
antiquated thought process but when you ask your boyfriend like what are you thinking about
is it nothing I haven't seen it's frustrating yeah I'm trying I've been trying for a few years to
like break the trend of that but then Shade stops asking because it'll be something
really weird and she'll be like how'd you start thinking about that and I have to backtrack my
thought process yeah yeah and it's like oh yeah it's because we're having eggs and then she's like
but how did you get to terraforming Mars I'm like well this is my process yeah I regret asking yeah
I'd rather have to say nothing yeah well um as a sort of a reaction to this of us being annoyed
with our male partners saying I'm thinking about nothing um a trend started of asking your partner
how often they think about the Roman Empire now you may remember we said this um well there was
two of them men have a favorite war world war two and all think they can land a plane yes now this
is the third part to that which is that men think about the Roman Empire more than you would think
and the first video is a girl asking your boyfriend who looks a bit sort of dry um how often do you
think about the Roman Empire and he's like um not that much she's like oh he's like three or four times
a month she was like okay and then it went on and then I mean the aqueducts yeah I mean
let's not get started on the engineering feats of the time what could have been if the empire didn't
fall of course I know and then I also constantly have the more chiba song Rome wasn't built in a day
rattling around up here yeah constants so yeah that makes me always think of me we're meant to be
walking free in harmony one fine day
so then other people started making this video right and the answer is like the answer is very
seldom never the answer is like I don't know like once or twice a day one guy's like oh pretty often
and then he opens his phone and he's got a picture of like a Roman uniform yeah and then I've just
texted everybody's probably busy right now but we've been re-watching Rome the series which is great
and so we think about the Roman Empire a lot and like when I'd fallen asleep the other night when
we watched an episode because I was tousled and he was like do you remember where we were up to
and I was like no but I'll pick it up it's fine he was like oh we're at this point that
he's such a grueling off all this history and I was like I don't remember that at all he was like
oh no that wasn't on the thing that's just where we are in history right he knows he knows my man
is also thinking about the Roman Empire quite a lot I think I think just think about empires a lot
Mongolian Ottoman yep right Ottomans my favorite furniture empire isn't it all it's been reduced
to now is what you put your feet up on yes and when you sit in an armchair without an ottoman
you are like oh my god man the only thing that would make this great would be a great Ottoman
it's an Ottoman Empire yeah well I would say the Roman Empire is my favorite Roman Greek low but
what's the is there a Greek we wouldn't have the Roman Empire without the Greeks yeah is there a
female equivalent I don't know this is also annoying you a little bit isn't it yeah because we
were talked about this this morning and Kaun was like oh yeah I saw this online and people are going
what is the female equivalent and then someone was like pitch perfect that's embarrassing so
men are thinking about how they can land planes in the Roman Empire yeah and we're thinking about
I think as well there's also the argument of like true crime and like thinking about being
kidnapped I feel like women think about that a lot yeah I think about it what I do I'd act mad
yeah that's what I've decided I'd act mad like play dead they'd go to attack me I'd be like
like oh this crazy woman a wine burst yeah I'd be like oh yeah whereas I feel like men probably
don't think about that as much as we would of course men don't think about being kidnapped
as much as women no they're too busy thinking about the bloody Roman Empire but I don't know what
what's the girl equivalent I say personally Taylor Swift oh yeah no I don't disagree with you
a court of thorns and roses is my equivalent maybe do you like think do you lot do you
the ladies can you see that I miss is that a text that's not somebody what is a court of
court of thorns and roses is that like Tudor's housing because is that more of a lady's thing
thinking about like the house of Tudor and that like old royal families oh yeah I suppose so yeah
royalty I don't know yeah a court women discuss girl it's everywhere women discuss girl vision of
the male obsession with how the tiktok going around that says the woman equivalent is how
often do you think about what your ex-best friend is doing
yeah wow yeah being kidnapped is definitely one of them that's a real window into the psyche there
isn't it yeah yeah being kidnapped that's not the same thing anyway if you've got a male partner
I want you to ask him today how often do you think of the Roman Empire and text us it's at
least a couple of times super fascinating to me yeah 20 and if he says I don't say what about aqueducts
then you're then he is and he will not be able to stop thinking about them
right now she's a very funny story of a Florida mom whose name is Monique and her son
and they have always he's older than 21 I think he's like just above 21 and he has like a very
similar face to his mother you know like very much resembles his mom yeah people always comment on
him being like gosh you and your son look so alike and they're like ha ha ha and then one night
they're like let's see how far we can take this so he goes into her wardrobe and puts on her clothes
and some earrings and pants a bra and puts on some skinny jeans just a little tuck yeah and everyone's
like oh my god you look so much like her and then he finds a wig that is just like hers and they're
like let's go out and see what we can do with this so they go to a restaurant mum goes in orders a
big jug of sangria yeah from a Mexican restaurant except when there's too much ice you know when
there's too much ice and yeah yeah I need the I need the fizz to come through I needed a little
alone anyway so she goes in and orders a big jug of um sangria and then um he's like oh I've just
got to pop to the car I don't have my identification because in America they're really strict with
it I've been in America and they've asked my dad for his ID and then she pops to the car the sun
comes back wearing the same outfit and sits down and you can see the and he hands over the ID and
you can see the guy just being like you're not the same person I'm not that blind but what the hell
is happening and then the guy the waiter starts laughing and then in the sun's like low voice
he's like over and off he's going to get some nachos as well the waiter's really really confused
and laugh it's really fun really made me laugh but then I was like I remember using a fake ID
me and my best friend shared one and we would go because you look the same no no no we shared one
because we could only get a hands-on one and the person in the photo was white and brunette
yeah and we were white and brunette yeah and all white people look the same all white people at
the same yeah all white girls yeah and we would go past the bouncer whoever went first would go
past the bouncer show him the ID and whatever that they probably just didn't care and would let us in
and then throw it over his head to the next person isn't that terrible so I thought maybe
we could take some of your fake ID stories on the back of this very funny situation with this man
and his mum because you guys had one I never had one but it was easier before driver's license had
had photos on them and when the drinking age was still 20 it was harder it was harder to get booze
once it went down to 18 than it was when it was up at 20 right because I think for driver's licenses
you just needed to you'd pass it to them and they'd be like oh did you just remember the uh birthday
no photo yeah mr inga to gamala I'd be like yes yeah what date were you born March March 1962 March
about 21 years ago yeah you know me but all you had to do was remember the yeah the address that
was on it all the date of birth because they might query it but yeah no no photos it would have been
easier to do but I've never had one yeah what about you prods did you guys rock a fake ID did
but producer Jared did you yeah I had a quite an extent though didn't you yeah um a guy gave me
his old one um and he had like an emo fringe back then I had a bit of a quite a mess of curls on my
head so I had to straighten big cool to have that on your license for 10 years a yeah yeah
so what every time you went out you'd have to straighten your hair yeah and
far out it took ages because obviously I didn't do it ever so as an emo yeah we spend a lot of
time on our hair yeah so it does take a big a big while did you get caught no I got caught once
and they took it off me and called the cops yeah and it was the end of it I would never ever
lend my license to someone to do this yeah I blow some in that people just let their friends take
their license no we got fake like fake ones made what yeah man I'm a criminal I'm a bad girl we're
gonna do we're gonna do made them uh like a friend of a friend well like on a laminator or
something yeah it was so weird they made a driver's license to an RA to one of those 18 license
what so now they're committing they're committing they were like cardboard they were definitely not
the same quality as the government level fraud yeah that is why oh you're gonna you're gonna find
them now you're gonna tell me off now it was just when it was like when I was when I was like 17 so
I was close to being able to go to to clubs yeah man anyway we want to hear your fake ID stories
whether they were passes or fails yeah whether you got caught like I did and they kicked you out of
god what was that bar god that was terrible I was gonna say sandwiches yes sandwiches okay all right
well oh 800 dials at M uh give us a call you can text through 9 6 9 6 oh someone just texts in I got
caught with a fake ID got arrested two months before me 18th you gotta wait yeah yeah a couple
months oh yeah but the clubs are calling your name the clubs are calling me your fake ID stories
look at a naughty nation some wild stories coming in and by no way are we encouraging
this kind of behavior because we are hearing from the people that were caught and uh arrested yeah
it is illegal but you know I grew out of my illegal activities well no you just turned 18
no I'm a law abiding citizen well I say I grew out of it yeah uh Carrie what what happened good
morning um my mother and I will find uh through to Australia I was in my 20s and um you know how
one person controls passport I handed out the part I handed out the passport before we got to
the customers booth got through the customs booth handed back the passport um mum handed back
her passport to me and I opened up and she had my passport oh so you would enter Australia under
each other's passports under a fake ID oh my god are we offended or are we as mum flattered well I
don't know I didn't know how to take it it was she had mine and I had hers and oh my god what happened
you accidentally how old would you guys both have been at the time well I was the number 20 so mum
would have been um probably the 50 oh wow great for her great for her great for her yeah
we both sort of stood doing went well what just happened there oh I can't believe you've
entered the country yeah with a fake passport well someone else is incredible yeah I don't
carry things you call Lauren uh what happened what's your fake ID story my sister um this is the day
before the photo IDs and she was must have been 18 I must have been 16 so she pretended she'd lost
her license and got a new one so I kept her old one oh yeah perfect yeah worked out well and but
the cops raided the nightclub that we were in um of course I knew her name and I knew her
birthday easy enough but then they made me sign her signature but he was a really nice policemen
and he said I've taken to account you've had a few drinks and I'll let you go that's fine
what I've taken to account that you're a minor who's had a few drinks you've always got to learn
the signature wait so where was your sister during the raid was she yeah I was gonna say he's like
no you two have got the same name dude uh thanks you call beth uh your fake ID story yeah my mum
made me mine when I was about 15 or 16 years old back in the 90 she made you one mom yes it was it
was I've actually got mum with me um see if it was back in the day when you use birth certificates
no photo ID so she just basically got my birth certificate got a photo copy put my brother
behind it she was a few years older used that invisible photo copy and tape and boom away go
I had the rest of the rest of the place okay mum I'll slap you on the rest there you go
she really wanted a teenage daughter to get out there and get pregnant to somebody
our loves uh beth thanks you call some messages in oh god okay so um this is quite a popular text
I use nature's fake ID my big boobies yeah boobies hand them from a young age young bloomers
and then the male equivalent is I never needed a fake ID I was but I would have grown a beard
from the age of 15 pubs clubs and siggies we're talking you're Lebanese you're Greek
we are wanting to know your fake ID stories um and some of you are very naughty very naughty
people somebody I'm messaged in saying I had the opposite I was in America and I didn't know you
had to be 21 and I was 20 and I had my ID and the bouncer was like but you're only 20 and they're
like yeah and he's like but you got to be 21 and they're like what and then he was like okay just
get in I know America's wild like you can buy guns yeah from 18 but you can't shrink until you're
21 so wild wild yeah because alcohol is a problem yeah definitely not guns I went to the same school
as Hailey many years before her girl's a queen Margaret sing of our college and after hearing
that we got university entrance accredited we went to celebrate that afternoon at the tavern
and the western park tavern the only problem is some of our teachers walked in to celebrate
the end as well and we were only 16
didn't do a tab at 16 a tab a tab yeah we love a tab
uh Kylo what would you think ID story hey um I ended up getting a fakie from Ponsonby just
before a girl's trip so we were um going over to the gold coast a week or two later so my friends
were about six months older um and then for my first night out on my fakie was on the gold coast
wow yeah did you get caught at all no we didn't because there's a fake um New Zealand license so
they didn't really know what you're looking at no they didn't and then um because they didn't really
realize it but we I think we went to Sin City or something where they all walk around in the
kines oh um so my little venting road south was like oh my gosh they must be so uncomfortable so
handed this girl a fiver and was like oh put your job you can do better fiver yeah that'll that'll
that's that didn't seem to be what you're doing that's all paying the rent on
all I had is a 17 draw so you could do better calm down yeah I feel sorry for you there was
always there was always that one friend who turned 18 so many months later than yeah yeah
the secret babies yes my two best mates were six months older so yeah no they were yeah um
Kylo thank you some messages I got away with that I had an idea the girl who looked exactly like me
Memorize who long asked German names and date of birth as well yeah it worked every time went out
one night showed the bouncer the other day and he said that's not you and I said ah yes it is
spelt the name date of birth and everything he said no you're not here John sister Steph
no I'm Lieber Liechten Heisenbacher
the 28th of January
but it continues this week we're gonna keep going until we give away our $25,000
Kylie good morning good morning how are you good good now uh if for those that don't know if you
knew uh to the cash catch up it's super easy cash she starts running now cash is collecting money
uh as he goes now the evil ird have strapped an explosive device around cashy in an effort to
put an end to cash it's so ird such an ird and they're cracking down on Hailey's dresses too
fun calls from the accountant yeah no there's clothes you buy and claim and I was like oh I don't
really buy and close but okay cool and I was like man have you told Hailey and she's like
I couldn't be to call her I've put it in an email
yeah I thought so um so cash she's running the ird will blow cashy up at some stage all you've
got to do is pull cashy from the game and the amount of cash cash she's collected before the ird
blow them up here we go let's do it ready
go 42
157
265
369
471
up
to be honest I was like at 300 I looked at the others I was like how is that she's got some balls
no I shall do it today I wanted to keep going so was it 479 471 471 471 $471
not bad actually and Kylie let's see how high cashy would have gone 524
Gucci
589
good for you good for you you did the right thing yes Kylie congratulations
thank you $171 is all yours with cash catch up that's nice thank you so much Georgia is playing
again at midday and then bring Clint this afternoon at four o'clock for a $25,000 cash catch up
I don't date anymore we've given up on that we bought a house instead and now we've got no money
so we don't do it so you're stuck is that what you meant is that we're stuck yeah luckily stuck
in love you date more than anyone I know that's not a dinner all the time that's a dinner that's not
dates that's a dinner date what's the difference between a date and a date and just we don't get
dressed up sometimes we go in our paint clothes and then we turn up to the pub we're like sorry
we say to the best staff sorry we look like this why do you say sorry why
because we're covered in paint in a nice place it's fine why don't I just I mean date isn't
like go to a movie and sit there by candlelight and talk yeah we don't um now this uh study out
of America says that Americans the average American invest regardless of age $120,000
throughout their lifetime in pursuit of love so what's that cost 200 yeah so next time someone
asks when they're getting grandkids you could ask them for some sort of like financial assistance
if they wanted them to yes so that includes romantic dinners movie outings thoughtful gifts
personal grooming cosmetic products it all adds up wow and the worst part is 22% of millennials
and 90% of gnsd's haven't cured debt to go dating so ticking it up to like afterpay or credit cards
or loans that's right um exceeding $500 in a year of of yeah either going into your overdraft or
credit cards to be able to afford this with reasons including accidental overspending
an attempt to oppress dates so you go and you're like so on me hon it's on me but you sit back
but also yeah it's debt also so reasons for going to this debt include da da da da and seeking
intimacy what are we doing there what's that is it just spending money to trim the pubes
no no it's the primary reason they're going on a date yeah why do you date i am seeking intimacy
i think it was like one element of the day and i was like what's the seeking intimacy cost no that's
the end result yeah the end result of 10 a day okay i misread that as a hotel rooms and pube
removal right that would be the i guess the reason why we've seen an increase and we've talked about
this over the year over the last few years of like uh dates like yoga or going to the gym or freebies
like i've got a gym membership yeah no but if you had a yoga membership you could bring a friend
oh gotcha all yeah like walks on the beach free dates and stuff i mean i've never gone into debt for
i think i've just always been in debt
you haven't gone into the debt it's a constant remainder it's a constant state of debt constant
debt yeah yeah you could say my my my relationship with my fiance is one long day and we've accrued
many zeros at the end of our debts your mortgage if we are the mortgage is including me trying to
impress my husband to be well that's the first date you turn out with flowers and then one day
you have to house them don't you i need to buy a vase now we're paying for a vase i need a shelf
to put the vase on now we're buying furniture need a house to put the furniture and now we're
buying a house i was talking about a house for your partner not of the same bunch of flowers all
right i thought they were dry flowers and then you get them a house you know me you know i love
star wars yep i love everything about it i'm yet to people poo poo star wars and big star wars
fans like that's tomorrow's goddess and i don't care i love it all give it to me or put it in my
eyes and my ears not my mouth although if it was a star wars something to eat i'd eat it
and i love it and i like it and at the moment my favorite jedi has her own tv series asoka is a
it's on disney plus it's rosario dorsen plays asoka and asoka has been in all the animated star
wars and stuff and shadeh for years has been putting up with she turns off i think and just
stands there as i talk at her you know that meme where that guy's screaming in that woman's air
and she's just looking blankly like that's me talking about star wars and specifically asoka
tano and and us as well we do this yeah but no you don't because you look at each other and say
he's talking nerd shit and then you just start talking about something else and ignore me but i
just keep talking yeah something real fun that's what i'm very excited about now uh last week an
episode came out of asoka and it was so great hayden christiansen who you guys did admit was
a real cutie in the early 2000s when he played anakin skywalker i don't think i said that not
my type at all i thought you said he was a bit of a cutie because he was in jumper and then he
disappeared and he was married to rachel billson you did say that okay i'm back yeah so so he's
had to do a quick google all those sort of pretty handsome blonde dudes of the early 2000s all look
the same yeah ryan filipai yeah they all look the same shout out to ryan filipai also shout out to
josh hartnett yep he was he's an oppenheimer is he yes i haven't seen oh my god i know i'm gonna
miss it in the fetus aren't i you are and i have to do that thing where i get a banana box from the
supermarket and put the ipad on it and lie underneath it for the full cinematic that's your
eye that's my i max warns at home i max yeah a banana banana box yeah you lie underneath it with
good headphones on and you just go in the darkness and you just bring a banana box a banana banana
banana box yeah so anyway i had talked about this episode hayden christiansen was back as anakin
skywalker our first cat don't want to talk about him but he was named anakin yeah after anakin
skywalker from star wars and i said to shadei i really on friday night i said i want to watch
it again and she's like i wanted to watch something else and i said in the spare of the moment i will
give you a shoulder and back massage for the entire length of the episode which is 51 minutes long
oh my god that's me probably 60 70 dollars worth of massage from the mall it's tie length
yeah i got big i've got big Nordic hands yeah you do yeah that my 11 percent Danish is all in the
hands all in the hands all in the hands yeah yeah trust me i really do my 11 percent english
is unfortunately that part yeah and with these big Nordic hands it just makes it look smaller
do you know what though you are funny and women we love that funny and big hands
that's what you wanted a man so she was like and i saw her think about it and she
because she's always like tickles or i need a scratch yeah scratches how good are scratches
i prefer scratches to tickles i prefer i like tickles on the hand scratches over tickles
where'd you do a silly little poll scratches tickles or rubs oh my god no i'm not choosing
it's sophie's choice yes i've given you tickles but you must let tickles die to have scratches
so she i could see her thinking and she's like okay i'm doing it and i said but the deal is
i have to be able to tell you about everything that's happening can she put ear pods on she
no she's getting the full directors directors commentary i just go about this about this i
sort of left you right on to the more for a message it was late the more massage probably
would have been shut those people do despite what you believe do have families to go home to
they're too rough as well yeah the more ones too rough and you're a little scared to tell them
the pressure's too hard how's that you like a bit more dry and real dry she should have paid
five dollars for the oil i did pay five dollars for the oil and it's still somehow dry oh you're
gripping you're gripping so she sat there and it was we agreed at the end it was the ultimate
trade-off because she loved it did she watch the show did you like it and i was telling her and
she was asking questions gosh she's playing the role well yes she played the role well and i was
telling her all about it and at the end she was like i was like what did you think she was like
that was all right which is pretty the best reaction he's just did shoulders for 50 shoulders
neck but a headwork but a scalp massage right but uh reach around for a booby or two yeah i mean
that was primarily just a little self reward sort of like halftime halftime orange little shoulder
like that's no no don't give that right is this gonna work every time though i don't know if i want
to show that episode was just so beautiful so perfect and summed up all of what i've loved about
Star Wars but was it worth it for you to have to do 50 minutes of hard labor with those massive
hands the Nordic hands the Nordic hands it's been a while yeah right you know but i like to think
my ancestors grasped shields and swords as a result your Nordic hands gave a bit did your
english side get any english sides i completely unspoken so there you go that's my trade-off
that's your tip to getting to the tv show you want to watch yeah tickles rubs or scratches
for the length of the show and then you don't have to watch some dumb kardashian nonsense
and you just get to talk okay into the void about star wars or whatever you guys want maybe it's
roman empire would you watch kardashians episode for scratches tickles or back rub no but if there
was an invasion of england they might watch a kardashian episode you know what i'm saying
fact of the day is next do we have a theme this way we do what is it road signs
and hailey now tickets go on sale for our live show nine o'clock this morning all the rest of
the tickets pre-sales sold out on friday how yeah they did so the last remaining tickets
nine o'clock this morning it's going to be october 19 Auckland sky city theatre all the ticket
information you can text live to nine six nine six or zm online nine o'clock see you there see
you there so we're gonna have to do fact of the day live aren't we sitting that in front of people
should we warm up now that's gonna be um it's gonna be great even we can sing along with us
fact of the day she's gonna like hey you are so excited for this a chance to just show off
in front of hundreds of people it's time for fact of the day day day day day
today's fact of the day and the fact of the day theme for the week is road signs what drew this into
your brain space i found one the the fact i'm giving you today was my introduction and then
i found one other one and i was like i reckon i can find three more okay so today's fact of the
day and the first fact of the day on road sign week is there are no stop signs in paris what there
are no stop signs in paris are they just to give away they're a yield they're a give away nation
no stop signs in paris i've never been to have a good hurry oh my god you simply must have you
driven there i've never driven on the roads no have you been driven been driven yeah we're gonna
do a crash as soon as it's like well known i'm reading this article it's well known for it's
chaotic driving yet no one thinks a stop sign is going to be the art any stop sign is going to be
the answer because that's just going to cause more traffic yeah and they've got that famous what's
that right is it around the arctic tree on yeah is that the you just gun it yes the free for all that
is the peri for for that one that's a for for nir that's actually what hitler said when he
invaded paris he's like get me that's the one around the arctic tribe that's the crazy
i think it is or there is a crazy roundabout i remember that the other chaos of the
it french
eto i le at war it we're eto i le it we're it we're it we're it we're a roundabout which is
apparently just well french don't you dare apologize to them do you dare apologize to them
they owe us what are they owe us uh rainbow warrior uh atomic testing in the south pacific
yeah yeah okay fair call you're right up one and baguettes too crusty on the outside too crusty
too crusty on the outside they dry out quick yeah yeah stale before you know it yeah okay you know
they owe us okay don't you apologize to them i'm anti the french now so yeah the whole
you're a what i'm not a man in the bridge of a strong stance because now you're anti the entire
eu basically no no i'm not you're pro very pro and i'm pro yeah i love it i love europe you know
pro and they've brought us a usb c charger yes they forced that upon apple did they did recently
yeah they did they said do it do it so not a single stop sign no stop sign one stop sign okay now
there was one lonely stop sign at the end of a construction facility driveway going into the
red and the 16th i wrote those on me again i apologize to our french loss but it got removed
sometime is between sometime between 2012 and 2014 by someone who was not an official like council
worker planner or anything someone is just like mother took it down and the council is like great
it's down now great great we just give way i think god wouldn't deal with that i mean let's be honest
most people just roll over a stop anyway don't they i absolutely roll through you know meant to
come for a complete stop i know i think the only time people do that is when it's the driver's
test you know now while paris has a very high rate of accidents on their roads yeah uh it's
actually well behind in road fatalities because of the speed limit throughout paris right road
fatalities are one third of london and a quarter of rome goodness oh so that's saying we don't need
to stop so we just need people to go slow and people like okay so there's going to be accidents
but they're not going to be fatal so today's fact of the day and the first fact in road sign week
there are no stop signs in paris fact of the day day day day day
hey
i don't know what happened so much happened Fletcher's face just was like wow today's
impossible phone and topic have you been tazen i carry on from last week yeah where we asked if
you'd run over road spikes or deployed road spikes and still very much want to be on both ends of
that situation yeah i want to deploy some and i want to run over some yes so i don't know if
there's a police training and they need like someone to play the role of the criminal someone's
just message in saying that police have to choose between being tazen and pepper sprayed at training
that was a legend i thought that was urban legend yeah so we wouldn't we need to hear from someone
this morning that has been tazen what does it feel like i've been electrocuted when i did that um
tough mudder thing at the end you go through all these live wires and they like what they actually
let's get you it's a little zaps but you go through like about 50 wires as you're like
i electrocuted myself as a child uh i took apart the old family carving knife but it was on and
talking at the wall and i touched two things and carving knives my dad still uses one and can you
come and cut the meat oh and just and describe that carving knife and i took it apart and yeah
it shocked me so badly it melded my fingers together oh god like lucky lucky lucky lucky
he's here we're lucky you're here but we don't we don't want to hear from people that have been
electrocuted that is not today's impossible phone and i don't even don't even call we want to know
if you have ever been tazen and maybe the good people listening to the show now are not criminals
maybe we don't have a single criminal listening we've all had a criminal past you know i had a
fake id and i got caught by the police you know we've had a very criminal uh heavy show haven't
we today and we're not promoting a life of crime no absolutely not as we know crime does not pay
unless you get away with it um i'm sorry to stir about some people that were
laundered 123 million dollars and walked away without conviction that seems crime paid quite
handsomely so i'll 800 does it and we want to take your calls is this the impossible phone and
topic you can text 9 6 9 6 have you been tazen give us a call so we're asking the question this
morning for the impossible phone and topic have you ever been tazen i can honestly say hand on
heart i have not no jess good morning good morning guys i'm calling about my brother
not who is the police officer who was tazen at training really um the second the day i think
we're like rolling out tazen their arming officers with them yes in the early days of
them using the tazen um but yeah it was in the training room i had a video on my trusty motor
roller razor that no longer existed it was before the days of iCloud um but you know what else we
we should talk about one day is what videos you lost because you couldn't get them off your
old cell phones so many so many so many he was in a training room like rubber mats everywhere
surrounded by the team that was being trained and then he volunteered to be tazen um tazen
released two pins when it's fired that lodge into your skin and create the current so two
pins one lodged in his lower back and woman is calf muscle and then it's a video with him like
you know oh oh it's been like falling to the ground and calf muscle i got very sensitive calves
i've had like cramp in my calf muscle and it was the worst no no that was horrible yes
we had a video of him thrashing around and swearing and laughing and stuff and then he had to
actually physically pull the pins back out of your skin so that's why they're so incapacitating
wow they worked aren't they uh incredible jess thank you for sharing okay keep your messages
coming in nine six nine six i'm a cop i've tazed someone i've been on one end of it
not interested in being on the other yeah tazer tazer tazer
the impossible phone and topic well it's not impossible because we're hearing from people
have you ever been tazed oh my god kev's called through good morning kev good morning
good morning have you been tazed yeah so um i rushed home you know i was on my way to the uh
the old photopakti there yep and there's a police officer in my house oh okay i was like hey man what's
going on you know can we step outside um and he pulled out his tazer looked again in the eyes and
proceeded to shoot me towards the face i put my arms up
kev kev kev yeah what he just shot you straight away he didn't say anything else you were just like
can we step outside he said can we step outside i said can we step outside yeah why why are you
gonna were you gonna shoot your pants were you just saying buddy can i just go to the toilet real
man so i wasn't being naughty um i just yeah i came in anyway so he shot me
i hit the deck i got the worst cramp in my arm and in my chest area yeah where the two prongs
went in yeah um defecate myself you're a good boy you're a good boy that was coming
it must be so rewarding as the police officer that has tased someone and they lose control of
their family function yeah and then yeah his um i think hire person came over and was like wrong
person wrong person turns out they missed the house behind by oh no but wait they didn't leave
was there was no time to i didn't did they not identify you that it just sounded like there was
no warning kev there was nothing so they came through the background slider this was in churkel
yep and they went through the background slider i walked through the front door and i think i started
my friend tased you yeah it was i'm not supposed to say taser taser taser or is that just in my head
i thought they meant to say something like deploying the taser and shoots you in the face
yeah he didn't say anything now what did the the guy they were actually after what had he done
i have no idea they didn't tell me but they shot you in the face
they're warning and they never told you what the guy had done no they just were like yep sorry uh do
you want to press charges i'm like no no you know accidents happen that's all right you shut yourself
kev they were gonna let you press charges against the officer that shot you and accidentally in the
face that made you shit yourself yeah like they're really good about it i would have seen him in court
did they did they did they clean you up or did you have to deal with the shit yourself
oh no i yeah me my um i had my son he was two at the time he was there as well and uh
also witnesses his old man getting shot in the face of the taser shitting his pants
not pressing charges barely a sorry it's a too early in the week to give kev
that's going to be cooler on the way it's cooler on the way he shared himself we're peaked on a
monday uh kev you are our caller of the week you want a 50 dollar mccafe voucher thanks to our
mates at mccafe take your son out for a bloody coffee or something because he saw you shoot yourself
that's some compensation the police could have given you actually at the time isn't it just a
mccafe voucher yeah oh that's awesome thank you so pissed off i would be so pissed off there was no
warning to you so bad oh my god and they didn't even buy you a pair of knickers that's one
as they never told you what the other guy did i must have moved back i know that's your neighbor
out the back would you want to know that this criminal's getting shot yeah on the first site
yeah we um we ended up moving to the north shore because of that oh yeah don't blame you
north shore lovely there lovely at the north shore nobody can taste it
oh my god oh they need a readable kev we never get to top that are we buddy yeah wow what i call it
uh fantastic
oh who did you tell me that was my tum tums that was my tum tum tums hey guys i reckon that was
the most fun i've ever had on a show uh not not for me okay um i know we're even no no we're even
close all right are you haven't been here long have you no i haven't no well if you were listening
and you had fun why don't you give us a little review and a rating zm's fletch von and hayley
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