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The Flesh Fawn and Haley big pod. Treat yourself to Mccaffay coffee with my Maccas rewards.

Good morning, welcome to the show Flesh Fawn and Haley Haley's back in studio.

And thank God for that.

The seven days tour is over.

It's over, what a blast. Thanks to everybody who came out and saw us.

It definitely went for longer than seven days though.

Yeah.

It did not.

Weeks.

Weeks.

Weeks and weeks and weeks.

Weeks and weeks.

We've got a big announcement this morning.

I know you especially Haley.

You love the attention.

I do.

You're very excited about this announcement.

When are we announcing this?

So corner past day, we're going to do girl math at eight o'clock.

Oh great.

Girl math returns today and then our big announcement.

I will say right now it's nothing to do with Taylor Swift.

Oh no.

You know these Swifties are absolutely crazy.

We did what we could, okay.

We gave lots of tickets away and that's all we had.

And yeah, so it's not a Taylor Swift related announcement, but very exciting announcement.

Quarter past eight this morning, so make sure you join us.

Our catch catcher, Cash Catch Up is back, $25,000 we're giving away.

So eight o'clock, your next chance to play.

And then again at midday and four o'clock, the top six is on the way.

Yeah.

And a game called World Zoo is releasing a DLC that's downloadable content, which will

include an Oceania pack, including the humble New Zealand Kiwi.

Is this a game where you build a zoo?

Yeah, effectively.

Zoo Tycoon.

Is that what it is?

It's like Zoo Tycoon.

I like that.

It's like Zoo Tycoon.

I don't know the differences.

I've never played it, but okay.

Anyway, it's just like the theme park.

Well, why did you play?

What's some, you see you were some city boy back in the day.

No, I was Age of Empires.

Oh, Age of Empires, man.

I knew all the codes.

I knew all the codes as well.

Yeah, they sent that flying Dutchman into battle or that laser car.

Yes.

Yes.

Was it a DeLorean?

It looked like a DeLorean.

It may have been a DeLorean.

It looked like a DeLorean.

You just drove that into battle and some poor Bronze Age era civilization would just be

pulverised by your laser car.

God, that was fun.

Good style, Faye.

Yeah.

Well, and you'd be like, I'm not using the codes this time.

And then you'd have one little defeat.

And you'd be like, I'd tell you what, Abyssinia, it was just a little more cash.

It was just so boring for me, waiting for the villagers to be finished.

To be finished.

Yeah.

To like hurry up and do religion.

I'm like, no.

Cheat codes.

Let's go.

Cheat codes.

Your religious studies are taking too long.

Bring in the laser car.

Well, it's like that.

Right.

It's nothing like that.

You've got to build a zoo.

There's a Kiwi in there.

Oh, okay.

And I thought, well, if we're doing an Oceana pack, I've got the top six other New Zealand

animals that should be in the game.

There's some feral animals you can add.

Feral beasts.

Feral animals.

Some absolute feral units.

All right.

The top six coming up.

Next on the show, though.

A huge study has put together a whole lot of factors and came up with the top 10 countries

in the world.

Are we on it?

I will tell you next.

Oh, we better be.

Surely.

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The US News and World Report, a marketing company called WPP and a business school from the

University of Pennsylvania have all collaborated to come up with the top 10 countries in the

world, not based on like, I like Thailand because it's cheap, but based on a whole lot

of factors.

It's cuteness one of them because we're pretty cute.

We are pretty cute.

I've been saying it for a while.

We're pretty cute.

There were 70 factors that they took into account here.

That's a lot of factors.

I'll tell you what, there's a lot of factors.

Now they only looked at 87 countries.

That's kind of crazy.

What does that other, let's just not bother with these ones.

They'll never make it.

On the list.

They looked at things like heritage, food, cultural attractions and quality of life with

factors such as job market, income, equality, education system, alongside social purposes

such as human rights and climate change.

All of those things, 70 factors and they've come up with a list.

Here is the top 10.

Number 10 is the Netherlands.

That's further down than I would have thought for the Netherlands.

Number nine is the United Kingdom.

Really?

Yeah, I know.

Really?

Okay.

They did best in the areas of entrepreneurship, cultural influence and power categories,

but lost points in cost of living.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now just above that number eight is New Zealand.

Yay.

Awesome.

We did good, guys.

We did good.

I feel like, yeah, we also wouldn't have done well on cost of living, but they'd be gone

up in other areas like culture and attractions and beauty and all that kind of stuff.

We've got Mad Pulse.

We've got Mad Pulse.

Don't forget.

We've got Mad Pulse.

We're Markables darling.

Yeah.

Hobbiton.

We've got Hobbiton.

We've got Sky Tower.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

The Lin Lai.

Number six is Germany.

Just above number seven is Germany.

I've never really spent a lot of time in Germany, but imagine it's cool.

Number six is Japan.

Oh yeah.

We love Japan.

We'd love to go.

Japan's expensive, but I don't know if it's expensive for Japanese people or just expensive

for tourists, but it's not cheap.

Number five was the US.

Oh really?

I know.

What are your attractions?

But they've got lots of attractions, but there's lots of everywhere you go.

Grand Canyon.

Yeah.

Grand Canyon.

You think all the other Hollywood signs would drag them down?

I know, but the Hollywood sign's not really a great attraction.

Yeah.

People take photos off.

The Grand Canyon and I know there's more.

Number four was Australia.

Damn it.

They really beat us.

Yeah.

They really beat us.

Yeah.

They do beat us.

Damn it.

And slightly better cost of living and come way better.

What do you mean?

Well, we're going next weekend, aren't we?

Here we are.

We can see them moving.

I don't know.

We're thinking about just staying up late.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's cool.

Is that right with you?

No, that seems like fine with me, because if you're broadcast from Australia, then

that frees me up to broadcast from wherever, and I definitely won't live in Auckland anymore.

No, you'd still have to come in here.

No, it is.

No, because you've got to do the desk.

We're just going to be from our apartment.

Right.

No.

Well, I'd just say the desk with me at 3 or 4 a.m.

That's fine, because we're going to live a party life.

We'll be out anyway.

Do you know what I mean?

We'll be.

Okay.

Above them, the top three, Sweden is third.

Oh, yeah.

They're always up there.

Great quality of life.

Yeah.

They really look after their people.

Number two is Canada-y.

They're nice.

It's beautiful.

Right.

But right next door, that's going to be a slap in the face.

Yeah.

Feels.

Yeah, it does.

The literal difference is your governing body.

Yeah.

And it's not just, they didn't get to choose.

They've got to think of all the factors.

And number one is Switzerland.

Oh, yeah.

Very expensive, but very beautiful.

Very expensive.

Incredibly beautiful.

And again, one of those sort of countries that looks after their people, perhaps a bit

better than other countries.

Very hard to become one of their people, though, isn't it?

Is it?

Switzerland.

Well, I mean, I could have married into a Swiss family.

Yeah.

Oh, that's right.

You could have had a lovely Swiss home.

Really?

Like rich Swiss family.

Yeah.

Why didn't you do that?

He was too clean.

Too clean.

He was a clean boy.

And he was such a good clean boy.

Yeah.

He's not like, see the hay grow, grow a beard?

Yeah.

I don't know if he's capable.

Oh, no.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

And he's such a good boy.

He just couldn't keep, he wouldn't keep up with my ways.

It could come out blonde.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

I saw someone in the line at the airport once with a Swiss passport.

They had one of the sexiest passports.

Yeah.

It's hot.

It's like a reed.

It's like reed.

Yeah.

With a cross on it.

Yeah.

It's like a Swiss army pass, a real sexy passport, too.

Yeah, Switzerland are hot.

It's like a red light.

I'm so scared about it, but no.

No.

Too clean.

Too clean.

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seven tips for taking your dog on a roadie. Um, plan ahead, positive associations, pack

the essentials, secure your dog, avoid motion sickness, take frequent break breaks and be

mindful of stress. How to take your dog on a roadie. I was like, or not. Yeah. Do you

take your pets when you go nation, nation wise? No, no. Oh, maybe to like my parents

place because I know there's room for them to run around an hour and a bit in the car

and they're fine. Otherwise it's a lot. No, it's too much. It's too much. Yeah, already

taken two kids. In America, if you fly on airlines there and some parts of the world,

people take them on planes. Yeah, I know. Which is so cute when you send these to a

dog on a plane. No, it's not. Well, what about that couple this week in the news? Oh my

God, I know the farting dog. The farting dog. They just think it's your farting dog or flight

and they're like, we need, we need a little bit of money for this. Yeah. Gives a refund

on Singapore Airlines. Freakin' awful. The worst. And they must be bad if you smell them

on a flight because you know on a plane you just let rope because no one can hear and

you can blame it on 200 other people. So silly little poll, do you take your pets on holiday?

An overwhelming 81% said no. Yeah, good. 19% said yes. It's still like one in five people

taking their pets on holiday. Oh, you're true. If we go to the family batch, says Jordan.

Oh, no. I notice a lot of airports overseas are doing little doggy relief rooms, like in

the terminal. Right. You know, like how they used to have those pods for smokers. And now

they're for dogs to go wheeze. And now there's, yeah, there's ones like that for dogs to go

wheeze. Cute. Yeah, okay. Hannah said, have you had cats in a car for more than 30 minutes?

No, no, no. They hate it. Our cat when we moved wouldn't go in a box. Yeah. So we just

chucked in the car and shut the door. And he got right at the front of the windscreen

and like wedged his head down into the wedge. It was pretty funny. They hated it. Um, Michelle

said, take him a dog away this weekend. It's his belated birthday trip. Me, partner and

dog. Oh, when he gets a weekend away for his birthday, where do they go to a farm with

bones or something? And they just let us go somewhere dog centric. Okay. Cute. Interesting

to know. Mal said yes and no. The cat, the dog tends to come as the cat stays home with

her automatic feeder. Oh, yeah. Oh, but what about them? I know, but then they're alone.

I always think of Rolly when we stay like one night away, we'll get enough food or get

the neighbor to feed. I always think about the beer being like, wait, they go. Oh, God.

It's just a cat. They've left me. It'll be fine. It should tap back into its primal instincts

and survive. Amy says, because I have enough parenting to do with that, the bloody yappy

dog too. So the dogs stay behind. Also, if your dog's yappy, that is on you. Like you

can train them not to be. Well, yeah, but maybe they didn't know when they were buying

the dog. No, by the you, but you can train it out of it. Some dogs are yappy though.

Yeah. Those little beep collars. Yeah, beep. That'll, that'll teach them. Yeah, give them

a, give them a beep. Carly says, I don't think people would be happy with me turning up with

goats or sheep. I would be. I'd be happy to see a goat. Often happy to see a goat. Unless

it's my goat. And for some reason it's on the decking and it shouldn't be there. And

you're like, now how did you get there goat? I'm not happy to see you there. And it's

expensive deck. More of what it ate on the way. Vitics, Vitics actually. Please don't

queela. Please don't queela me. Must be. Are these wood, different types of woods? Yes.

Okay. Are we basic? No, because you go for a thick cut. Queela. Yeah. You're not going

for a thin one. Queela. So it's pretty much like chips. Different sorts of chips. Yeah.

Crankle cut. Cause you can get that deck with crinkle cut. Yeah. You can get crinkle cut

and you can get thin. Yeah. So you've got more of a like a kiddle. Crinkle cut.

You've got a kettle cut. You got a wide chip without a crinkle. No. This is quite thin,

I think. Right. You got a laminate. Excuse me, man. He's got a laminate. You've got a laminate deck.

You got a laminate deck. You don't want to have a laminate on the deck. I've got a laminate deck.

That's a fake wood. Vaughn's got a fake wood. Vaughn's got a fake wood. That's a millimeter

fake. It's Vitex. It's Vitex underneath. It's just dust. It's a hot wood. It was hard to get.

It was a hot wood. Oh, so now you've got a hard to get wood. Damn right. I think it's back now.

But you know, when everyone was supply shortages. If I can't take my boys, I won't go. My dogs

are my children, says Mason. But what if you wanted to go on an overseas holiday? He dresses

the dogs up as children. Put some of the coat with hat on. They walk on their back leaves

through the airport. Yeah. Great stuff. Cause you don't want to be the person on customs that

be like, is that a dog when it's actually a kid? Yeah. Is your kid a dog? Someone's like,

oh, excuse me. It's my child. So there you go. Today's the little poem. The majority of people

not taking their pets on holiday. 621 next on the show, the French.

No, they've actually done something that's pretty neat. We'll see. We're talking about this next.

British supermarkets are under pressure to follow French supermarkets because

France's second biggest supermarket chain. Care for, I believe it said. Car for, yeah.

Car for. Is this the same supermarket that said, or no, was it the supermarkets in France that

did this sort of the government say they had to do the no waste? Like they couldn't

bin it. They couldn't landfill the food. I don't know. Oh, crazy. They had to give it to

food banks or

Oh, I love that.

They had to more rape farms and stuff. They had to. They weren't allowed to waste it.

Cause so much is wasted by supermarkets. If they can't sell something.

My brother used to go dumpster diving when he first moved to Melbourne and they got

such good food. It was genius. It was filthy pantry all the time.

Just the stuff that had been chucked on the dumpster. Yeah, it's all good.

Yeah. You were like, excuse me, Mr Rat. I actually think that like.

I know that's the only thing is rats.

Well, so this supermarket chain in France started identifying products that had been

shrink flated. Oh, yeah. And there were quite a few of them and they put labels on any product

where a manufacturer had just taken, you know, 20 grams off or, you know, put in a little less

couple of biscuits. When we got chips and then we said, we said there's not as many chips.

And then the company came back and like, yes, there is. And we'll send you some chips. And

we opened the chips. They're like, there's like five chips in here. Yeah, there's not enough

chips. I'm not an idiot. And a lot of, a lot of places have done this. Like did Cadbury made

their blocks smaller? They made them smaller, right? No one's making them bigger. Let's put it

that way. There's been a change. It's definitely for the smaller. Yeah. A lot of biscuits have got

like less biscuits in the pack. So for every product that has been shrink flated at the supermarket

chain in France, they put a little sticker on which translates from French to this product

has seen its weight decrease and the price charged by our supplier increase. Yeah. So you're

getting less for more. And even like the French are not happy about this. This is the manufacturers

that are doing this. And they're even talking about making a law where if you have changed a

product by weight or size, you are going to have to tell the consumer. Yeah, because they used to

just do it as a sneaky. Yeah. Right. And then be like, no, it's still the same thing. And they

might have people, you know, say something that will just be like, oh, yeah, look, it's the loan

up to it. But yeah, people aren't happy. Oh, I like this. I think this is a good move. But then so

in Britain, people are saying, oh, you should do the supermarkets. But then the supermarkets also

have a lot of their own stuff that they've also shrink flated. Yeah. So they don't like their own

brand stuff. And so they don't, well, like they really made meals. So they don't necessarily want

to be doing that. But I think great idea for here.

Totally. But I think you'd, I reckon if we did it here, especially on like processed food,

packaged food, you'd, you'd be so overwhelmed by the lack of people that haven't done it. Do you

know what I mean? Like the, like the, there'll be very few people that didn't have a sticker on it.

And they'd put it on a gold sticker with like the year in the middle and you'd be like, oh,

it's won an award. Yes. I like that one. Gold sticker with stars. You're like, oh, this pen on

Y looks lovely. And you pick it up and award winning and you look closer and it's like 2023.

And the little arch above it says is the year. Yes. And then it says, enjoy your wine.

Hello there. A Oceania expansion pack for a game where you run a zoo will include the Kiwi,

the Tasmanian devil, a lot of other different animals from the islands and birds. Oh yeah.

Different ones. I think a kangaroo was already in the game because that's what I was expecting.

Probably the most well known. Yeah. Creature of the area. But a Kiwi is going to be on there.

But the Kiwi is like striding around in its daytime. And I'm like, you've got that wrong.

That's not very realistic. Game developer. Yeah. But if we're popping in some Kiwi creatures,

I thought they've missed some absolute cities. Yeah. I've got the top six.

Top six Kiwi. I haven't done the title for each Kiwi creatures. Yeah. For this expansion pack.

Perfect. Nice. Number six on the list, a coven, a coven of Waikiki Island bachelorette party

attendees. Now these are a social creature and they need to be kept in a group. Yep. If one is

left behind it will absolutely fall apart. Very loud, very emotional creatures. Wow. And as the

sun goes down, they seem to lose their balance. Stagger. Yeah. A bit more staggering must be

primarily daytime creatures. To be fair, that balance thing is the fairies fault because it

gets a bit wobbly on the fairy on the way home. Yeah, it does. Well, there'll be no fairies in

this enclosure. Okay. They'll stay exactly where they are. Number five on the list of the top

six Kiwi creatures for this zoo game expansion pack is a gaggle of ex-private schoolboys that

still play rugby together. Very boisterous, make a lot of noise about their glory days,

which they achieved in their juvenile state. Good looking in the younger years, but often

prayed often aged prematurely. Yes. Yeah, that's a real beautiful classic Kiwi. You can see a lot

of those in the wild still actually. Again, yeah. Yeah, most of them hang around. You know,

just find a sort of a rugby club or a field or something at the weekend and you'll find them.

Number four on the list of the top six Kiwi creatures for this zoo game expansion pack

the solo introvert, a quiet creature hard to spot in its enclosure. When you do catch its eye, it

will temporarily maintain a confused eye contact. The screens, what could this person possibly want

from me before going back to its mundane task often watching TV, doing scrolling or Facebook

searching someone they've just thought of for the first time since high school. Wow. I know a few

of these. They're out there. Yeah, they're out there. Number three on the list of the top six Kiwi

creatures for this zoo game expansion pack is a pair of sickening public pashes. Oh yeah. This

creature is usually spotted in their juvenile years, but there are some rare occasions where you'll

see them in middle age and their later years. Yes. Their mating cues often include high pitch,

cutesy sounding baby talk. So if you're at the exhibit and hear that noise, cover the kid's eyes

because it's coming. They're about to get knifeful. Yeah. Very much so. Number two on the list of the

top six Kiwi creatures for this zoo game expansion pack are swarm of golf players. Now this exhibit

isn't open on the weekends because you can just never find them at the weekend. They tend to turn

up again late at night, drunk, exhausted and talking loudly about a four-putt disaster on the 12th.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Primarily male, but there are the odd female in the mix. In the mix of the weekend

golf player. They don't mate within their kind, do they? They tend not to. They tend to mate outside

their kind and then really bring out the aggressive side of whatever outside breed that they've bred

with as this is not something that they would experience in their species. Of course. And number

one on the list of the top six Kiwi creatures for the zoo game expansion pack is a flock of casual

racists. Now they tend to congregate in corners with animals that look like them and don't trust

any animals that look slightly different, often in color or plumage. Okay. Yes. Very actually,

very easily to spot in the wild this week, particularly if you say it loud,

te wiki oltereo Maori. Yes. They'll identify themselves vocally very quickly. Very quickly.

Yeah. Very quickly. And if you personally can't find one, catch Dan, the weatherman reading the

weather this week. I tell you what, they'll identify themselves then. Yeah, they'll definitely

identify themselves then. That is today's top six.

Do you ever sit in traffic and think maybe I'll just drive a little bit and tap that

guy's bumper with my bumper all the time? Or maybe I'll just I'll just push the emergency

stop button on a train or I'll ring the I'll just smash the glass. You know when you're on a bus

and you've got the hammer for the glass, you're like, yeah, tap, tap. I just want to tap it.

Or you're holding the door for someone and you think what if I just went right in their face?

What if I eat my cat's head? What if I'm holding a baby and I just chuck it?

These are called intrusive thoughts. Right. And sometimes they can be very alarming. Now,

I always said I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever want to hold a gun. I held one once because

I did claybird shooting. Right. And I did feel incredibly powerful. Yeah. But in my head,

I, when I was holding the shotgun, I was like, this is exactly the feeling I knew that I would

have and why I don't want to hold guns of extreme power of extreme power. And then I can be like,

hey, boom, and end your life. And I don't want to kill you. I don't. I've never wanted to kill you.

I have no plans to murder anyone, but it's just this power of these intrusive thoughts that make

you go, I could. Yeah. But like, luckily, the 99.9, no, no, no, no, 9% of us will never act on

these or never go through with these intrusive thoughts. Why are we talking about it? I just

go on what's it called when you can't say no to them. And apparently it's obsessive compulsive

disorder. Yeah. So what happens is like, so intrusive thoughts are completely normal. It's

actually part of our brain to think this. The reason we're having them is because your brain

knows, I know, I don't want to do that. I never want to do it. So it makes you think of like the

most inappropriate, furthest way you could do it, basically to put your brain through the process

of going, and I'm not going to do that. You have, you have so much self control over something so

outrageous, like pulling a gun on someone when you have no. Oh my God, I just sort of another one.

You know, when you're getting on the plane and the air bridge is there and it's got that little joy

stick. Oh, I want to push those buttons. I threw an old man lean on it. Oh really? The joy stick

and I went, I want to, I want to play with that. But you're a good boy. So you want, but I don't

do it because yeah, exactly. You want to open the plane door. I don't want to open the plane door,

but I'm just thinking that I would be capable of doing it. Yeah. So your body basically goes

through the process of going, yeah, think about it. You're allowed to think about it. And it's

normal to think it. And the reason you're thinking about it is because you know that you don't want

to do it. When it becomes a problem is when it turns, if you fixate on that so much and push it

down and deny it and think, that's so bad. That's so bad. I can't stop thinking about it. It's so

bad. What would happen? You take it to the, to the end of the thought, it becomes obsessive.

Yeah. And then you get obsessive compulsive disorder around this compulsion. And then obsessive

compulsive disorder makes you do it. Oh, very small. Okay. That type of obsessive compulsive

disorder. So it's absolutely fine. And there's a number of factors that can cause it. So when

you're anxious or more stressed, apparently you get more intrusive thoughts because your brain's

just going a bit like a wall basically. You get more of them. Also women who have just given birth

may experience more intrusive thoughts due to rushes and hormonal changes. Now that's that,

and it's also linked to things like postnatal depression because you're like, I'm gonna love

my baby, but I don't. Oh my God, I don't. What if I don't? What if I don't? What if I don't? What if

I don't want it? I'm just gonna leave it behind. I'm just gonna chuck it. You hear about these women

who just like go to a bar and then they just leave the kid on a bus and they're like, why? And you're

like, oh, it's hormonal. And they're just intrusive thoughts. And so if you, if you would panic about

it and go, oh, I can't think about that. I can't think about that. It becomes more and it sticks

around for longer. So that's why it's natural to have these thoughts and then you decide, I'm not

going to do that. And then it's done. And then it's gone. Right, right. So when you're driving

in the car and I always think this on the motorway, especially when I'm not driving, I'm the passenger.

What if I just tuck and roll? Out the door. Out the door. What time, bitches? Bye. But I'm not

going to do it. No, because it would hurt. Because it would hurt. I'd hurt a lot. It really would.

I'm not going to do it. Play ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, a lot of announcements yesterday

from Aporo. They really missed a trick there, didn't they? Yeah, they did. This way. They're

getting the new Peneraco. Yeah. Well, you had to get the Aporo Peneraco. You had to buy a replacement

Peneraco. Oh, was it a charger for your Peneraco? No, no, no. It was the, it was the brand new

first gen Peneraco. Wow. Not cheap either. Not cheap. No. So a lot of announcements yesterday.

The new iPhone will have a USB-C, which means like... Which one's that? My Peneraco issue was a

Pateri. What's that? A battery. Okay. Pateri. Oh, I love the Māori words that have just taken it.

That might be... Motoka? Pateri? Pateri. So it's like... What? Which one's that? Even though it's the

USB-C, it's like the, like... It's a new one. Diagonal oblong. It's like, yeah, like a big kind of oval

around at-ended rectangle. And like, Samsung's and every other phone have had them forever. And a

lot of stuff that you own will have them. Well, like... Most of the new charging ports for their

laptops were already on USB-C. Yeah. Oh, I like those. I thought that's what we already had. No,

we've got lightning. And another thing they're also doing is selling adapters, lightning to USB-C,

for about the same price as what you could just buy a cable for. I really like these ones. These

are my favorites. I thought you meant the oblong one that went and like, flared out like that.

No, mini USB. No, no, no. Those are gone now. I'm not always making those anymore.

Oh, cool. Cool. But something else that people are talking about, and this will only, by the looks

of it, be available if you buy a new iPhone, because the new iPhones will support something

called precision finding, which means when you're on Find Friends, which is the app that, like,

we're all on it. I can telephone how late Vaughn is to work, not when or if, but how late.

Did you know I was going to be here earlier this morning?

Were you? And what happened? I was 10 minutes early. No, I was 10 minutes early. I got into the

studio before the producers were in. That never happens. Wow. I didn't even notice.

I didn't even notice. I didn't even notice. Yeah. I could have 10 minutes sleeping,

but I wouldn't even notice. I had a mid-sleep panic attack, so I woke up and couldn't get back to

it. Oh, well, it was fun. The only reason you're early is because you couldn't sleep.

May be decreasing mental health. So apparently, the new iPhone with this precision finding will

mean that if you're at a concert or you're somewhere busy, like, I don't know, a train station,

I don't know, you're at a sports event or whatever, and you can't find your friends,

and if they're on the Find Friends app, you will be able to find them with your Find Friends app.

Because, you know, the, what are these things called? Ear tags. That thing. Ear tag. Yeah.

When we, when, you shouldn't do it, but I won't be telling you what to do. I put some in our luggage

when we went overseas. Oh, everyone's doing that. And then I opened up the thing, and it said it's

near, and so I was like, navigate to it, and I watched it be like 20 meters away, and it pointed

at it, and I just watched my luggage come around the carousel, and it was like pinging and pointing

to it. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. That was cool. I was like, I didn't know they did that.

Oh, because I've got one of my keys. I've got one of my wallet. I attached one to

my daughter last week, and we went to a party at the movies. Yeah. My stuff is just spread wide.

Have I left my earpods at the airport? Oh, my God. No, they might not have updated.

Oh, no, if they were in your bag, they definitely would have attached you.

You know, if they were in your bag, they would have attached. Oh, there they are. Are they flat?

No, they're dead. They're dead. They're dead. That's why they're last on the head.

So my earpods are at the airport. My watch is dyed along the way, so that's a pen rose,

apparently. Right. Oh, no, because it's been shipped to me. Yeah. Because I left it. That's a postage

place. My phone is here, and my other laptops at home. So great having all this technology, but

yeah, that's it. So with the find, mate, so for people, if I go on now, oh my God, I'm not following

you, Vaughn. Crazy. Fletch. Reluctantly. But anyway, it's pretty fun seeing where Fletch is.

It took me a long time to share my location with all of you. Sometimes I'll admit,

sometimes I watch you go for your little bike rides. I'll be like, I'll try to call

Shada and she won't answer. So I just open it up to make sure she's not in the ditch or whatever.

But it spreads wide and shows me everybody. And then they say it's like that. And then it'll be

like Fletch and I'll click on you and you'll be like scooting. It'll be like live, a little green

and you're moving. I love watching them scoot. I love watching them scoot. Because only like,

I'd say like two times a year will you be running late. And I'll like remember once being like,

he hasn't woken up and you didn't answer your phone and you were scooting. And I was scooting.

Yeah. But it's quite specific as it is. Yeah, but apparently it's going to be even more specific.

Because I could see the building you're in. That's the hardest thing is finding your friends at a

concert. If it's packed in like an open field or open venue, it's very hard at my chemical romance.

And we had to get all of us with torches going like this. So our friend who had gone to the toilet

could find us again and get back. Well, this it'll be a thing of the past now with the precision

finding. Absolutely incredible finding each other at Florence and the machine. Now we were stuck

like glue. Yeah, stuck like glue. Interesting. From what I remember.

I love a dating trend. I love monopolizing. I love hard tabling. I love candle wicking.

I don't know. My favorite one is what was that periscoping where you go where you date someone

and then they disappear like a submarine. And then they pop up like six months later.

And see a little hanky panky. Nope. And then they disappear.

Well, this the one in discussion today is called fire dooring. Now what's a fire door?

Oh, a smoke door stops stops the fire and they have like a bit of extra like lining in them.

If it's not fire, they seal. Yeah. Yeah. So a fire door. So fire dooring. I'm just trying to work out

why it's called fire dooring. Because is it one sided thing? Fire dooring is defined as access to

a relationship that is only granted by one person. So I've got the fire door. Oh, like a fire.

I'm almost like a firewall. Fire exit. You're not you're only allowed to go one way out of it.

You know, let it come in. Yes, way out. Right. So it's an exit. So it's like this push bar button

once big push bar doors. Rather than I think of a fire door, you know, like we've got fire doors

around the building that are supposed to try to stop fire. Yes, smoke doors. Whereas I think of it

more as a fire exit. It should be called fire exiting. Yep. To find his access to a relationship

that is only granted by one person when they are not available, the person who holds the power,

the chance to interact or further the relationship flies out the window. So for example, if you're

messaging them, they might just go quiet. Yep. But when they message you, then they then it's

suddenly all warm and interested again. It's a bad thing. It's a bad thing.

It doesn't sound healthy. It sounds toxic. Exactly. It creates an unhealthy lopsided

relationship dynamic yet it's subtle enough that you might not even know that it's happening,

but you're being fire doored. Fire door ring. I like it way more when I was imagining a Spanish

lover taking me home and fear door ring me. Give me the fire door, please. I reckon I've

been fired door before. There was like a period of time where I really I was ready.

This is just before I met Aaron and I was like, man, I'm over. I don't want to be a

pay it no more. You were just sick of being out on Caught in Place every night hustling

the company. Because you're doing, um, LEM FAO's dance a lot, weren't you? Every day I'm hustling

and then you're like, I'm shaking my guts trying to find a mate. Gotcha. And I remember

I really liked this one guy. I was about to say his name on here, but I won't and I think

he fired or me for a little bit. Okay. I think I was root. I was keen beings. Yeah. And he would

go quiet and then I'd be like, okay, Haley, calm down back off. And he'd be like, who will serve?

You want to hang up? I'd be like, yes. So now I've got a term for it called fire door ring,

not a good thing. So you got to look out for it. Make sure that you're not feeling lopsided

in the relationship and that you, you're giving giving and taking evenly.

Well, it's been four weeks giving away tickets to see Taylor Swift in Sydney, a reserve sold out

and so many happy ones, including Jessica. She's got it.

You're going Jessica. You'll be there live in Sydney. Holy moly. You've just made my

dreams come true. Honestly. This is amazing. I remember Jessica because she was the holy moly.

She swore. I cannot believe she swore on here like that. I cannot believe she said a holy moly.

I hope she's cleaned up a rat. Yeah. Well, let's say Jessica. Good morning. Good morning. No,

you're the only one there. So don't you dare swear like that. You're the only moly.

Oh, has it sunk in that you're going to Taylor Swift?

Not you and no, I wake up very excited and I yell at my kids. I'm going to Taylor Swift.

And you yell at your kids and you're not. And you're not having breakfast. We have to listen

to Taylor Swift. So. Well, congratulations. Not only are you going, but we're calling with

some extra good news. Thanks to Air New Zealand's Grabby seat. We've got flights to Sydney for you.

Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. Yes. Better language.

Did we beat that? No, I didn't get it.

The language. The BSA can go straight to you. Yes. They can. Jessica, congratulations. Who are

you taking? I'm taking my friend Ashley and I can't wait to ring her and tell her. It's so exciting.

All right. Well, it's all thanks to Air New Zealand's Grabby seat. Congratulations.

Grab life by the seat. Check out grabbyseat.co.nz for amazing deals on flights now.

I like Jessica. I feel like we could be friends. Yeah, we've got a big concert announcement coming

up at eight o'clock after the news of first tickets as well. I will say little hand the

South Island. I'm going to love this announcement. Oh, nice hand. Nice hand there without giving too

much away. Next on the show. This really makes me giggle. We're going to talk about draws.

The draws you have in your house. We all have draws, but some of them are more specific than

others. Are they? Like which ones? The ones beside your bed? Shish, shish, shish, shish.

It's rattling around, isn't it? Play ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. It's 14 minutes away. No,

it's 24 minutes away from. Good maths there. Yeah, terrible maths. I would have thought you

would have got the time right on your last show. Yeah, my last show. I mean, that was the final

straw. Oh, was it? Yeah, we didn't want to tell you, but you've been off the line. I've been

getting the time wrong every day for the last 20 years. We've been working together. Tell you what,

your time's up. Okay, great. Hey, speaking of your bad maths, we are going to do some girl maths

after eight o'clock. So if you've got an item that you want to be a girl math editor, did it?

You want an item a purchase justified? By the girlies. Text us, call us. Yeah, 9 6 8 6,

oh, 800 dollars a day. We could have you on after eight this morning. But for right now,

I want to talk about the drawer you have in your house that is specifically used for one thing.

And I don't mean cutlery. Come on now. Oh, you know, no. I'm talking about the odd thing that you

have reserved. What have you done with the plastic bag drawer? That's not a thing anymore, is it?

Ours has turned into a paper bag drawer. Yeah. Oh, yeah, nice. We've got paper bags from the

We burn our paper bags. If I forget, if I forget a reusable, I'll always go paper and burn it.

Great fire starter. Okay. And because they've got the twisted handle, they're literally a twisted

fire starter. Yeah. Cue the music. There was a guy who shared on the talk that he has,

you know, those beds that have those under drawers? Do you? Yeah. That's nice. That's nice.

That's a classic user space. That's a classic user space. That's a really classic user space.

And an apartment. I didn't want them. Why? We had the option. She's crazy. Why would she want

extra storage? Oh my God, you know, they're the best things ever, especially in an apartment.

Every, every spaces needs to be utilized. So good. So in your apartment, you will fill every

nook and cranny. He will. Absolutely fills them all. Absolutely. Nook and cranny comes

very close to your apartment. It's an easy to fill it. A guy uses his underbed drawer to house

nothing but cans of Pepsi Max. That'd be warm. Yeah, I don't know. He's just, he just stores

literally how many were 24? You'd be able to fit a lot in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got like 70 cans

and he's like, fill up my Pepsi Max drawer with me. I just use my clothes and then I've got a

spare sheet of sheets and one of them. It's a great place for sheets. That's such a great option,

especially as you say in an apartment, if you don't have a laundry cupboard. Yeah. Put your

extra winter duvets in there, your sheets. But no, he has a drawer set aside for his Pepsi Max

addiction. So I want to know what is the drawer in your house that is specifically used for just

one thing. And we're not taking a junk drawer. We've all got one of those. We're not doing cutlery

because everyone has one of those. Cutlery drawer. It's got to be a drawer that you use for one

thing. You're just like, this is where I keep my X chopped up into little parts. So I mean,

this is where I keep my example. Example. Yes. I don't, well, I don't have furniture at the moment,

but I'm thinking about when we did, we've got a games drawer. We've got for like board games.

A stationary drawer, but I mean, more the sort of unusual use. I wish we had a stationary drawer.

Yeah. Yeah. It's got some letters in there, some envelopes or other. Some letters.

Some envelopes. Some envelopes. As a Swedish envelope with the little dots above them.

I like when you write your letters, you perfume them slightly with your own scent.

Yeah. It's nice to see. It reminds me of you. To whom it may concern. Yeah. Oh my God, it's

Fletch. How delicious. Yeah. You've got a sort of expired medications drawer of Ram. That's right,

because I gave you some Hydrocortisone cream. Cleared the rash. Yeah, it worked. Cleared the rash.

Cleared the rash. It expired. Yeah, it worked. Yeah, it still worked. You know, I've got like

a medications where I just chuckle the, when you finish with a cough syrup, you chuck it in there.

Yeah. Lots of panadoles. Oh yeah. That's a good drawer. Stuff like that. Yeah. Okay. But maybe

you've got a whole drawer dedicated to something like this guy with a whole drawer of pepsi.

Pepsi Max. Yeah. Okay. Let's take your calls. I'll 800 dahls at M. Give us a call. Text through

9 6 9 6. What is the drawer in your house that is dedicated to one thing only?

How long before we get a text about toys? Already happened. Yep. Oh yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Very curious to know the drawer you have in your house that is specifically used for one

thing only. Because there's a guy on TikTok who under his bed has a drawer just for Pepsi Max.

And it's warm because it's not a fridge. No refrigerator drawer. You can have that under

your bed. It'll be cold. Yep. So what is your one drawer contained? Jesse, what's in your one drawer?

My one drawer is full of wrist braces.

Wrist braces? Like, like, um, for sprained wrists?

For broken arms. Yes. I broke my arm last year, but it took two weeks for me to realize my arm

was broken. Oh no. So rocking up to the hospital, they kind of didn't believe me and they x-rayed

it and were like, yes, your arm's broken. But after that, they just like gave me a different

brace every week. So I've got about 12 wrist braces. And I have no idea what to do with them.

Are those the kind of things you meant to drop back in or are they manky because you've used them?

Well, there's some are a bit manky. Yes, but not as soft. So you sweat into them and it sucks.

Maybe we could do a second hand shop. Imagine burglarizing someone's house and you're like,

oh, what's in the drawing? You just open it. Also, if you were a manky wrist brace,

if you were a dude, everyone would just be saying, cheers, but they blowed yourself so much.

Jesse, thank you. Kingston, what's your one drawer full of?

I have a drawer full of toothpicks and I don't know why because I've never used them. I just

have a drawer full of toothpicks. How big is this drawing? How many toothpicks?

It's like your bathroom drawer and it's full of toothpicks and some of them just

unopened. Wait, why are you buying more toothpicks when you've got a drawer full of toothpicks?

I think it's kind of like a kleptomaniac thing where I just can't help myself.

Do you and you don't pick your teeth? Not often. No, not really.

Leaving a restaurant and there's sometimes there's mints or sometimes there's

toothpicks. You'll grab some toothpicks and just take them home and put them in the drawer.

Pretty much, yeah. Don't sound ashamed. We're not here to shame you.

You get those toothpicks. I travel a lot for work and he'd pick up all of the novel

tool things at the hotels and I threw all of those out, but I kept my toothpicks.

Yeah, you're on the books. You're on the books.

Clepto toothpicks. Yeah, good for you, man.

Kingston, thank you. Hey, we're on my shower caps from 50 different hotels around New Zealand.

Okay, some messages in. Tea like candles. Just a drawer of tea like candles. I don't

trust those. And the tin, aluminium things. Yeah, I know, they'll burn your house down.

Somebody messaged, in fact, we've had quite a few of these messages,

a weed, weed drills. Oh, right. And they're utensils.

The paraphernalia. Okay. For their cannabis. Well, I suppose you don't want it scattered

through the house. Not that we're endorsing illegal activities. Yeah. No, I mean, whatever one.

I'm on Haley's side. Yep. No, definitely not. Yeah, man.

Keep your tickets coming in 9 6 9 6. I'll 800 dimes at M. The specific draw you have in your

house for one thing. Right now though, we're wanting to know the drawer that you have in

your house that is just used for one thing because there's a guy on TikTok with his pepsi

max drawer under his bed. And we want to know the strange thing that you use one draw for.

Moe, is this at work or home? This one draw?

Oh, my God, Moe, that's terrible. Moe is falling into the drawer.

Oh, no, it's at a point where during lockdown, when everything was off the shelf and he couldn't

find it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Moe. We can hear you now, but we didn't

catch. Nice. We didn't catch. Hold for a pause. We didn't catch what the drawer was full of. We

need to go back to the start. Oh, I'm so sorry. So it's full of soda water. Oh, and is this at work?

No, no, no, at the person's home. Oh, okay. Why? Why?

Whole section dedicated sort of to the really big fan of them. But, you know, to the point where,

like, she'll buy the entire shelf that day and have like probably like 30, 50 bottles on hand.

Just get a bloody, just get a soda stream. Yeah, she needs a soda stream.

Yeah, well, you think it would be a bit more eco-friendly, say, rather than

Yeah, that's actually, I was thinking purely financially, but you're dead right actually.

Oh, yeah, yeah, and the environment. And the environment. That's how soda streams

pitching it these days, right? Yeah, yeah. Think of the environment.

The work needs to do a whip around and get her a soda stream. They're not that expensive.

They're really not. They're really not. I would definitely work out too bad.

Can you organise that, Moe? Because it sounds like a workplace Christmas gift,

doesn't it? Moe, thank you for your call. Some messages in.

My daughter's school keepsakes. Oh, that draws full. I've got shoeboxes, one of that stuff.

Oh, my God. It's like, here's a painting I've done at the house. It doesn't even look like

else in the end. You literally just like, shat on the paint.

We have a drawer in our hallway for random cables. Come throughout our piece of equipment

they belong to. Yes. I'm sure they all belong to default technology, but they'll get shot in the

drawer. For prints and cords, yes. I was in that drawer the other day, and I've got one of those

cables. Do you remember the old iPods and iPhones used to have those real square ones?

Yes. Do you? I need one of those. Do you? Because I've got my iPod.

Yeah. You need to charge your iPod. There's one playlist that I need to recreate.

And I also found I've got an iPod Nano, those square ones. Remember an inch and a half by an

inch and a half, those ones? Yeah. Could hold like a hundred songs. That was because they didn't

skip. They were good for running. Yes. Good for running. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a quarter

there that's one RCA to two? I need one. Maybe. Do you need my subwoofer?

You got a subwoofer? But a subwoofer? Not, mate, not in a car. What are you putting this in your

car? No, no, no, that's in my... Have you heard that old one that I got fixed and I've just put it

in the shed for my shed stereo? Yeah. He finally got a Fusion car stereo. Oh my God, he's excited.

So, John Lomu sold me on it. I know he did. From beyond the grave. Yeah. I went to a side

and you know who we connected with? John Lomu. He's a big fan of the Fusion. And John Lomu was

like, put a Fusion in your car and shave an 11 in your eyebrows. That's why I've got the 11 in

my eyebrow. I just thought you'd cinched your brows. I talked to dead Jonah. Wow. And it was an

absolute pleasure. Yeah. And now I'm getting a Fusion car stereo, but I need the cord for the

subwoofer. How many adult fun toy drawers did we end up getting? Bottom drawer in the bedside table

is for adult fun times and accessories. Okay. Middle drawer in the bedside set of drawers is

for adult fun times and lubricants. You're rocking three drawers on the bedside table. What have

you got a filing cabinet next to your bed? Very tall or very skinny drawers. Yeah. Someone's got a

drawer for just Apple boxes, like Apple products. You don't need them anymore. You don't need them

anymore. You don't, because it used to always be like, you've got to keep it just because you're

going to send it back. But it's all online when the minute you log on and you sign in and stuff,

now it's all online. Get rid of all those boxes. Although they are nice boxes. They're lovely

packaging. They're lovely. But you don't use them. They just sit in the garage. Mine are all there.

I have a Girl Guide badge drawer for all of my badges when I was in Girl Guides. My fiance has

a drawer full of every cell phone he's ever owned and their charges. If there's an apocalypse

or telecom ever switches back on their 2G network.

He's in luck. 025.

Our cakes are already gone. We're in with Kate out with another.

Kate, the winner of the tickets or was she playing this? Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you know, for me, I know what I'm going to do tomorrow for Friday Flashback.

I don't know what I'm going to do. 24 hours away. I can hardly wait.

She's a long. I was going to say I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait.

Musely Bar. See you in 24 hours for my Friday Flashback.

Take your, you look confused darling. Take your sunglasses off inside.

He's got his sunglasses on. He was being cool.

And you looked very confused. Well, just as we get a caller to play,

Cash Catch Up. Cash Catch Up. This is what we saw for time.

Petra. Good morning, Petra. Good morning. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Now, Petra, how Cash Catch Up works is Cashy is an adorable wee creature who loves giving out

cash. That's why he's called Cashy. Now he is wrapped in an explosive device,

trapped to him by the evil IRD, the IRD. The IRD. The IRD, the IRD.

And they want to put an end to Cashy's. So Cashy's going to run,

and there's going to be amounts. Shout it out. All you want to do is say,

stop Cashy, stop before they explode his vest. Here we go. Ready.

Go. 38. Money meant to be run fast.

62. Color signs on my eyeballs.

75. Rollin' in the bill, baby.

99. Every day is hiding.

151.

Stop. Did you say stop at 151? Did you say stop there, Petra?

No, it wasn't. It was a glitch. It was a glitch. It was a glitch.

Re-start.

273. Money is my middle point.

And now she said stop. I heard a glitch and I was like,

okay, so it's your phone line. So how much we're locking in?

273.

273 dollars, Petra, is yours. Let's see how high Cashy would have gone.

198. Money is my best friend.

477. Money is my only friend.

569.

600.

741.

Oh my God, this is the highest it's gone.

Cashy is going to go all the way up to it, baby.

Ah, Cashy! No!

Do you know how you think it's going to go all the way up to it?

Boom.

Don't let the fact that you could have had over 800 dollars today

dampen the fact that you have won 273 dollars.

Congratulations.

That's a better man.

She's girl-math-ing.

She's girl-math-ing.

Cash catch up before girl-maths even on the show next.

More men and up.

Zedim's, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Girl-math.

But first, girl-math, another episode of girl-math.

Yeah, babies.

Today, I believe you see we're going to justify some beauty spending.

The land of beauty with Stella.

Stella!

Hello.

This is a terrible reference.

Ah, good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

What was that from? A streetcar called?

Streetcar named as well.

Fletch wouldn't get that.

You're not from the land of the theatre.

I don't know about the theatre.

Right, don't worry darling.

Stella, welcome to girl-math.

I only know a bit of it because I've been episode of The Simpsons.

Yes, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

What do we girl-math-ing for you today, Stella?

So, last weekend I went out and I got my nails done.

I got acrylics and the is nail art and it was 125 dollars.

It's so funny when you tell a man how much nails cost a day.

They're like, what?

What?

There's nothing nails, it's just everything adds up.

There's nails one week and then you're like, well, how often does that happen?

Oh, once a month and then next week here.

And then how often does that happen?

Once every six weeks, but all these things that happen once a blue moon.

It's almost like society's told us we have to look a certain way.

I'm telling society that I'm...

It's almost like our society's warped our brains to believe that we

have to present ourselves in a certain fashion

that is not applied to men in this time to grow.

I don't mind if you come into work and you look like a manga.

It's fine.

And then I have...

Like today for an example.

Yeah, manga, full manga.

Now, F you.

So, acrylics, 125 dollars for some arty acrylics.

Okay.

Yeah.

I've had acrylics before.

Stella, these are...

I mean, I've got big trust here in the girlies of girl-maths.

This is piece...

I'm going to put my feet up.

This is a piece of cake.

Put your feet up.

They're going to have this done in one breath.

We bring in our other girl-math girlies, Karwen and Shannon.

Hello.

Have you guys had acrylics before?

Love them.

Yeah.

They're so good.

They make your nails so strong because they're not your nails.

You feel invincible.

They're plastic.

Yeah.

Who wants to start?

Because it's 125 dollars for this.

And how long have you been told they're going to last?

Two weeks, but they need to last.

Two weeks.

Is that all?

I reckon you get three at least.

Everybody was just...

I've been...

By the way, I've just realized I've been lied to.

What?

By your wife?

Yeah, I'm sure she's been told when she's had them before

that they're going to last longer than that.

Yeah, well, because the thing is they grow out.

And so you start to see the...

Like the...

I don't have them on, but you see how you can see my nail

coming out from underneath my gels?

Oh, yeah.

And if you've got acrylics, they look worse, eh?

And it gets caught in your hair when you wash your hair.

Yes, and it's the worst feeling ever.

Yeah, it snags.

Are we going to do a breakdown?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, so...

Are we going to have a breakdown?

I meant to be.

This is what...

Karwen, you go.

Okay.

So, 125.

Let's easily, firstly, divide it by 10.

We've got 10 fingers.

Beautiful, right?

And at least, of course, have you got all your fingers stiller?

Yeah, all my fingers.

Okay, sorry.

Sorry, actually, it was ableist of us to say that.

You don't have any extra fingers.

Would they charge you extra if you had a little wobbly finger

on the end of your hand, do you think?

A little noob, a little noob with a little...

But I had a nail, so they had to do it.

I feel like they'd just give that for free, right?

I have a friend with a webbed toe,

and whenever we'd go and get pedicure,

they would always say,

it's weird, but she had two nails on it,

so they had to do it.

Okay, so...

As you were, Karwen.

125 divided by 10 fingers, $12.50 each finger.

Now, if we're saying they're going to last two to three weeks,

let's go three.

Yeah, definitely, I think you can get three out of it, Stella.

That's $4.10 per finger.

Waiter, what do you do, what do you do day-to-day, Stella?

Because that would...

Working in office.

No, you'd be careful.

The low impact's on.

Yeah, that's definitely three weeks.

So that's already $4.10 per finger.

Yeah, remember you've got to treat them carefully, though,

because that's how Dolly Parton came up with the...

Coming down the there, there, there, there, there.

Yeah, she plays her nails.

Right.

She plays her acrylics.

Right.

And that was all about working in the office.

So don't slam the keyboard too hard.

So what we've got, $4.10.

$4.10.

$4.10.

Per finger.

Per finger.

Four, three weeks.

Yeah.

That's a coffee a day, isn't it?

Exactly.

Absolutely.

Did I just skill mess?

Yeah, you did.

You did.

Do you drink coffee, Stella?

No.

Yeah, see, she did.

You do.

You do.

I got an Oono.

We're actually in the profits,

because she's not even buying coffee,

and she's saving a coffee a day.

So that's two coffees.

Did you get dragged out for a hot chocolate

when everybody else has a coffee?

Not really.

I'll have a cup of tea, though.

But that's even cheaper, it's fine.

Even cheaper, it's just water and a bag.

She's a budgeting queen.

Yeah.

Okay.

Shannon, what angle are you coming at?

Well, from personal experience,

talking to my dermatologist.

I'm a dry skin girly.

Yes, me too.

Eczema, acne.

We've been there.

So I'm on acutane.

One of the first things my doctor said to me

a year ago when I started acutane

was he recommended I get acrylic nails.

The reason for this is,

you cannot puncture your own skin with fake nails.

Yeah, you can't.

They're smooth.

You can't scratch yourself.

You can't pick a breakout.

You can't do anything.

Can you not pinch?

No.

Can you squeeze a pimple?

You can squeeze a pimple.

You can scratch,

but it doesn't do any damage, like your nails would.

So what I'm saying here, Stella,

is you can save thousands on dermatologist appointments,

acutane, the dry skin, the Vaseline on the lips,

everything by having acrylic nails.

Vaseline your lips.

I'm going back next week.

Yes, yeah.

Well, hang on.

Because with these, the nails are so strong.

So I'm just going from that, from that maths right,

you've got $125 for three weeks.

I'm going to deduct the price of a pseudo cream

because that's like a basic, you know, skin repair

because now you're not repairing your skin

because you're not scratching it to death.

So now we're at $113.

Okay.

And because these nails are so strong,

I would always use them to do things

like use them as tools.

So for example, I've looked up a couple of tools.

You've got a tungsten scraper.

That's $12.99.

Oh, even tungsten strong.

Yeah, you have not felt acrylic nails.

They are so strong.

Can't scratch skin, but they have the toughness of tungsten.

Because they're like cemented to your nails.

Yeah, they're cemented.

It's like an extension of your hands.

So we've gone minus, we've gone $125 minus the pseudo cream,

minus the tungsten scraper, minus a pimple popper

because I used to use mine with the big pimple.

So the pimple popper we're going, that's $6.

Minus a pair of easy slip-on sketches.

Now, because if you don't have fingernails,

you can't untie your shoes.

You're going to have to go into sketches

and get yourself a nice pair of slip-on shoes.

So that's $159.99 on new shoes.

You've made $70.

And that's just in the space of two weeks.

And that's $73 that I can now go spend on my eyelashes.

Yes!

Now you're saving on mascara as well.

Now we've got lashes.

Now we're saving on mascara.

Now what's it like, if we just go to Mecca,

I mean, the mascara I use is like,

I'm embarrassed to say.

It's like $70.

Yes, $70 is the going race at the moment.

Yeah.

So now because you've got,

now you've not only made $140,

you've also got beautiful eyelashes and beautiful nails.

Exactly.

I just look at each other like, what's just happened?

Yeah, I've lost.

Well done.

I got a little lost.

Go and get those nails back.

I will do.

Thank you, Stella.

Thank you, Stella.

Next on the show, it's our big announcement.

Are you energised enough for this?

I just had my porridge.

I'm like, yeah.

He's very gisting.

I'm getting an arrogant,

what is it, the GI?

What is that sample?

G.O. Joe.

I don't know.

Yeah.

But by the time we come back here,

the GI Joe that's hit my stomach

will have got into my blood sugar.

My blood sugar would have been bursted sufficiently.

Thanks, G.O. Joe.

Go, Joe.

Okay.

Are we ready for the big announcement?

Yes.

That's not,

are we ready for the announcement

that's nothing to do with Taylor Swift?

I am ready.

Are we ready?

Yes.

Well, this is the announcement.

We're going to do a live show.

We do run five mornings a week.

No, live and in person.

This is live right now.

In front of an audience.

In front of people.

Right.

I thought it was switch one and Hailey live

and we were just saying we're still alive.

We're still alive.

We're not being lived.

We're just living through life.

Like Frankenstein lives.

Yeah.

So live.

Now, this is going to be a live show where we do our show

like we do on the radio every morning,

but live with all of the favorite segments that we do.

Unfiltered as well.

You don't know the things we would say

if we weren't bound by broadcasting standards.

It's going to be loose.

Does this mean we have to sing fact of the day?

Because you know when we have guests in studio

and people watching on, it gets a little like fact of the day.

You do get a bit shy.

I get a bit shy singing that live.

Look, I'm going to say it before the show.

We're going to have a couple of drinks

and maybe we have a couple of drinks on stage.

It's going to be a fun night.

These are the I live you.

You know, I mean, you've been touring around

with the seven days live show.

You've been doing your own show.

It's the juice.

You know, I love live audiences.

It's so fun and it's just in the moment

and people can just enjoy it.

And it's just like you're going to be hanging out with us.

Like we're in a garage.

I've got something I've got to read to.

I've won Smith also like large crowds

and leaving my house on a weeknight

and doing extra work.

The best thing about it though is you're going to be

just surrounded by us

and you could almost pretend like the audience isn't there.

You're an absolute show pot.

You're a peacock as well.

He says this and then he gets a crowd and he's like

but so this is going to be at Auckland Sky City Theatre

on October 19th.

Beautiful theatre.

And if you would like to go to ZM Online

to register for the fan presale,

you can do that now or you can text live to 9 6 9 6

for the link.

The presale is going to start tomorrow morning at 9 a.m.

So register ZM Online.

The general tickets will go on sale this Monday at 9 a.m.

on the 18th of September.

You're also going to get to see some of your favourite segments.

I think live you're going to see how Vaughn plugs into his superpower

of guessing your mum's name.

We've got to do better I can guess your mum's name.

Yeah, you're also going to see a lot.

I'm going to bring my piano.

Someone's going to have to sage the theatre beforehand.

We'll get a play saying.

And then again afterwards.

Yeah, we'll get a play saying.

Yeah, we're saging.

Yeah, get a saging.

And you're going to bring your piano.

I'm going to bring my piano.

I'll do a live Hayley's version of something.

Okay.

It's going to be so much fun.

I'm so excited.

So all the details are at ZM Online.

Sounds thoroughly planned.

It is thoroughly planned.

Sounds very well thought out and thoroughly planned to me.

It is.

Where can I get tickets?

I've just seen, haven't I?

I'll reiterate it.

I wasn't listening.

I was watching that.

I was looking at the person in the car beside me on the way to work.

Well, ZM Online would be a good place to start.

Yeah, ZM Online.

Register today for the fan presale.

And you can text live to 96696 for all the details.

It'll be October 19th, Auckland Sky City Theatre.

What am I going to wear?

What am I going to wear?

I was just going to wear this.

Can we just wear what I'm wearing now?

Can I wear this?

See, you can't want to twinkling our fingers

because that means we get to go shopping and buy a new outfit.

They can't see me in something they've already seen me in.

You've got to have something brand new.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh my God.

Play ZM's Fletch Born in Haley.

One of us hands their mouth full of ginger nuts.

Ah, try and guess who.

Born?

Oh, it's not me.

Oh, that is not a biscuit.

That is not a biscuit you dried on.

No, you don't dried on them.

That's going to be too hard.

You've got to dip that thing.

I've got very soft teeth too.

Yeah, you always want to have soft your teeth are.

Oh, well, God, I've got to put that away.

We've just announced that we are going to do a live show.

It's going to be at Auckland Sky City Theatre on the 19th of October.

Carlin has just sent through a ticket master ticket.

I know.

It's got, it's real.

It's real, man.

And there's like a, I've seen the seating chart.

Welcome to the world of live performance.

This is wild.

Now there is also, we should mention that tickets do go on sale tomorrow, the presale

to see the show live.

You can register at ZM online.

You can text live to 9696.

Yeah.

There is also an opportunity to buy a piece of souvenir history.

We thought long and hard about this because like some souvenirs, you get them,

you're like, oh, I'm never going to use that.

So we decided on a tea towel.

Because you know, when you get those awesome like commemorative tea towels,

are you always hot?

You never use them.

You can't use it.

Well, why would you use the commemorative tea towel?

No, you hang it on the, you hang it on the oven,

but you're not bloody using it to dry dishes.

Oh, no, I use my commemorative tea towels.

Oh, I hate when people do that with the decorative tea towel.

But it's a Fletch Born and Haley tea towel with a lot of like,

it's amazing artwork of like some of the iconic things we talk about on the show.

Like the sexy wheelbarrows on there.

So you can, you can grab one of those as extra when you grab your tickets.

So exciting.

You just can't wait to get your piano out.

I love it. It's the juice.

I'm going to get my piano.

People are going to be looking at me under the lights,

listening to me, laughing at me.

The activated just minutes away for you to win an all thanks to Flight Center,

one of our captain's packs.

But right now it's time for

fact of the day.

Welcome again to vast ocean week effect of the day.

Every time you say vast ocean, I get a chill down my spine.

The vast, vast ocean, two parts of the day's fact of the day.

Is it where MH370 is?

Because it's in the vastest.

Still haven't found it.

That's in the vastest.

I thought it was here and right.

Oh, we've found a planet now 120 light years or how far away was that planet?

All these light years way in light years away.

We've spotted a molecule.

Bullshit you have.

It's like a molecule's tiny.

Yeah, find that plane.

Yeah, we'll find some other stuff.

Yeah, like everything.

Like what did you just, didn't you lose something recently?

It's gone now.

You had phones.

Oh no, that was you.

No, you found that.

No, that was the cable.

I left a new plumber.

And you've lost that.

I've lost my phone charger.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, I went on tour and I didn't bring my charger for my...

And actually that maybe, I was just, our friend Mike's misplaced the key.

So I'm just like, why can't we find these things?

Before we're going and looking at molecules, 120,000 light years away.

Oh, I won't ever.

Anyway, anyway, anyway, the vast ocean is this week's theme for fact of the day.

This is just a little bit of a taster because this is a common fact.

Everybody knows it.

The deepest canyon under the ocean is the Challenger Deep.

It's the deepest known part of the ocean, the Mariana Trench.

Is this where James Cameron popped a...

Yeah, he's gone down there.

He's popped a sub down there.

So the deepest canyon under the ocean is taller than the tallest part above the ocean.

That's a little taster.

That's a little appetizer for today's fact of the day.

Also, that same Challenger Deep, the same canyon, is roughly as deep underwater

as commercial airlines fly above the water.

You think when you're in a plane and you can look out and you can see how far above you are,

above the earth, that's how far below the surface.

Oh my God, no thank you.

The Challenger Deep goes.

Again, people might know, but if we're talking mountain ranges, if we're talking canyons,

I want you to know that today's premium fact of the day, the one that you...

This is the mains.

The world's largest mountain range is underwater.

I know.

I know this.

The Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

Has it got snow?

It's a mountain range, you know, it's underwater horn.

Does it have a cheer lift?

Yes, it does.

How are we getting up?

Yes, it does.

The cheer lift.

Is it a four?

A quad?

What's the day pass for the car?

It's a gondola.

You get in and you shake the door behind you.

Oh, day passes of snuck up.

Oh my God, so expensive.

Yeah.

And then the weather closes in.

You've only just started.

What a waste of money.

Separate fee for the cheerless.

How else am I going to get up there?

Yeah, you've got to hire your gear as well.

So make a day of it.

Do you need chains for the wheels to get up there?

Very, very early.

Do you need to put chains on your boat?

To weigh you down.

Yeah, to weigh you down to get to the bottom.

Actually, this mountain range, getting to the bottom is the challenge.

It is 65,000 kilometres long, the Mid-Atlantic Range.

And it stretches from up in Iceland, all the way down.

Between Europe and Northern America.

And then through the middle.

And it goes right down to the bottom.

Sort of like it's considered the baseball seam of the world.

Yeah, it's awful.

When the plates that are pushing apart,

and when those continents spread from Pangea,

the cool thing about it is if you look at a map drawing of the ridge,

it is actually like the joining seam from where Africa pulled apart from America and Europe.

Oh, yeah.

And it's almost the exact same line.

And it is the longest continual mountain range on Earth by a mile.

Lucky that happened.

Otherwise, there'd be zebras and lions all over America.

Yeah, God, what did they do?

Well, they got the guns.

They'll be fine.

Oh, they just shoot in the name.

They'll be absolutely fine.

So today's fact of the day on vast ocean week

is that the longest mountain range on this planet of ours is completely underwater.

Fact of the day.

Day, day, day, day.

Yeah.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Play ZM's Fletch for the Nailie.

Play ZM.

So if you turn it, actress, gamathrons,

Sansa.

Sansa?

So I'm stuck.

Sansa.

Yeah.

And Joe Jonas, they got divorced and everyone's talking about it and whatnot.

I guess so are we.

The rumors have been wild.

I know because everyone's like, she's a party girl.

And then they're like, no, here's receipts of her saying she's a homebody and blah, blah, blah, blah.

Whatever.

Who gives a toss?

Most marriages end in divorce and so has theirs.

To be fair.

Statistically, it's likely.

Statistically.

Now she was spotted and I love this.

She was spotted smoking a dart.

Yeah.

Funny thing.

She loves the darts.

Yeah.

She's in a little like pair of shorts, like active wear shorts and a singlet and she's got no ring

and she's got like slides on and she's very casual.

Smoking a dairy and wearing a really, I don't want to say it was a bad wig.

Like not a great looking blonde wig.

Everyone was like, she's in disguise.

She's trying to move.

She's trying to just move around without being spotted because she's the talk of the town at the moment.

Yeah.

She's not.

It turns out she's on the set of a movie.

Oh, I liked that it was so much better than when she was in it because you hear about celebrities

doing this because they just want to do something normal like go to the supermarket or ride the

subway.

So they wear like wigs and stuff like slip out the back and a hoodie and a hat.

I know.

Well, this got me thinking when I thought it was a disguise, I want to know if you've ever

had to be in disguise and now they don't know it's not a disguise.

I still want to know.

Is there ever a time, I think we should have some calls and get some text,

that you've donned a disguise and why did you do it?

This could almost be an impossible phone and topic.

Could be.

Because why would you need to?

I guess maybe you were trying to follow an ex or follow someone you thought were cheating.

Follow someone, catch someone.

And so you put on like a hat and a wig.

Maybe you just need to get past someone or around something.

Maybe you were skiving off work.

But you needed to pop out.

So you're like, I've done a disguise just in case.

Like you want to spend all day at a sports event or something and you're meant to be

in sick.

You're like, just in case the camera lands on me, I'll put this wig on.

I'll pop on a little disguise.

I just think there might be some funny stories about.

I mean, it just seems so like like a movie.

Because I always find wigs always look so fake.

Oh, they do.

I mean, I know you can get some.

Quality wigs is like upwards of $1,000.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Because that's actual real people here.

Real here.

But I was at the lace front.

Just at the weekend.

Oh, no one's going to believe that.

They had such a range of amazing wigs.

You just have to accept it's gone.

You know?

And you don't need to.

I think it's because I went blonde and obviously red tells a difference to it.

It does.

Yeah, I know.

So, okay, let's take some calls.

Have you ever, this is almost an impossible phone and topic.

But I mean, I would love to know if anyone has ever donned a disguise.

Oh, 800 dials at M are 9, 6, 9, 6.

Oh, my God.

We just got such an amazing text.

There's two very interesting.

Okay.

All right.

Well, let's say let's get to those next.

Keep your calls coming in.

Oh, 800 dials at M.

When did you don a disguise?

We want to know if you've ever had to don a disguise.

Yeah, that's right.

Everyone thought Sophie Turner was in disguise.

She's just on the set of a movie,

but the wig looked hilariously like a disguise.

Amidst the, you know, the aftermath of her divorce.

So, we have had some messages in.

Oh, my God, it's so good.

When have you worn a disguise?

My sister's boyfriend works for a major unnamed cinema chain

where he regularly pops on a disguise to go next door to the supermarket

to buy their cheap pizzas to bring them back and heat them up

and sell them as ridiculously overpriced pizzas.

It's not like we thought that the pizzas were making their own pizzas.

I didn't believe there was an Italian chef back there.

Where's your pizza oven?

Yeah.

Wait, do you reckon they sprinkle on some extra salami or pepperoni or cheese?

That's the trick to making it, but I don't think they would.

I don't think they would.

Wait, what's the disguise they wear to go to the supermarket?

Mario, a pizza man in Italian.

Hello, are you just here for the pizza?

Yeah, an official Italian pizza maker.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, so that's bad.

Some of these are great.

I disguise myself as a postman to steal my ex's cat.

Well, how do you look like a postman?

Well, you just put a polo.

Yeah, a polo.

This is the red polo.

You get one of those little carts.

Just run up.

Yeah, run up.

Jog in.

Have a good tan and some good calf muscles.

Yeah, I was zipping on one of those electric quad bikes.

Yeah.

Right now, what we're talking about is whether or not you've ever

had to wear a disguise or chosen to wear a disguise,

for whatever reason.

Because Sophie Turner looked like she was in disguise.

A lot of people don't want to talk on the radio about this.

It's so funny because it is still in disguise.

And sometimes it might make them seem like petty for being in disguise.

This person didn't want to talk to us,

but they said to catch my partner cheating, I would don to disguise.

Yes, I love that.

Do you need to tell someone?

You know, in TV shows and stuff, they tell them in a car

and they stay like a couple of cars back.

Yeah, if you were in a hat.

I've got a plumbing van.

No, see, I'd be suspicious.

You don't have it enough.

You have six out too much.

You want to buy a nondescript.

No, because...

My car would be better.

A Mazda.

Gray Mazda.

Gray Mazda.

Everyone's got a Mazda axle up.

Yeah, everyone's got the same car.

I'm going to get rid of my plumbing truck.

Yeah, you're just not using it enough.

All those camping trips you see to go on with a mattress in the back.

And every time someone asks you to fix something in their plumbing,

you try and only make it worse.

Oh, yeah, you've got terrible reviews.

Flooded my house.

When I was 14, I put on a hat of fake Massachian sunglasses

to try to buy beer at the local pub.

Now, I think showing up on my Stingray bike may have tipped them off

that I wasn't a real deal.

Yeah, yeah.

Wearing a fake Massachian.

Gina, when did you don a fake costume and Massach, maybe?

Hi.

Hi, I should be anonymous, but not me, my partner.

He's a salesman for quite a big agriculture company.

He goes around the field days like Mystery Creek,

posing to be a customer to the competition to work on a lot of deal.

Oh, that's so good.

Right.

And then so he works out what deals they're doing,

and then he'll go back to their stall or their setup and do better deals.

Sort of.

So like he works out what prices they can do

compared to what he could do for his customers

and sort of works out how the market's going himself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's clever.

And then what disguise does he just put on one of those big hats and gumboots?

He just changes his cap and puts on his chemo-ring coat.

Yeah, great.

So just like every other farmer, that's brilliant.

It's sort of a similar thing.

Aaron and I were thinking of doing this

because our neighbors are selling their house

and we're like, we'll help you get a good price.

And we'll go and we'll be like, oh, two mill at least.

And go in fancy clothes.

You know, there's a couple of rich people also looking to buy in the area.

Or if you want to keep the price down,

you go in and you'll be like, remember when we bought that meth from here?

Yeah, that was good meth.

That was good meth.

And the best part about it was they were making it right here.

You've done a wonderful job since the meth lab explosion.

Yeah, oh my god.

You wouldn't even know this place exploded months ago.

You can't even smell the death of the Atlantic missions at all.

You can still taste a little bit of meth on the wall, baby,

but they've got the blood out.

You get a little buzz from the wall.

A little buzz coming from the wall, but not much.

I mean, you really want the house to sell a lot.

So it makes your house look good.

That value of my house to go up.

Yeah.

Or go in dressed as a psychic

and start talking to the ghosts in the house.

Yeah.

They're like, oh, now come on.

I know you're angry.

I know you've got unsolved things,

but there's no need to say you're going to kill the next people who own this house.

Come on, ghosts.

That's not on.

Stay tuned for my disguise that me and Aaron don

to raise the price of our neighbor's house.

Is that the podcast done?

Because I'm busting for a pose.

Busting for a pose.

Jesus.

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