ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th September 2023

The ZM Podcast Network. The Fleshhorn and Haley Big Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe Coffee with my

MACAs rewards. Morning welcome to the show Fleshhorn and Haley six minutes past six. Haley joining

us this morning on the Road for the Seven Days live tour from Palmerston North. Yes what a what a

stunning time I'm having. Dave what a stunning day call that is. Yes, yep, yep.

I love Peach. Are you staying again at the place where the old man ghost visited you? No I'm not

I'm at a different location. Great good for you. Yeah okay. Sorry I just turned myself right down

because. Yeah no that's better that sounds better. I was peeking. You were peeking there.

God sorry everyone I'm doing my own tech here. Everything sounds different to me but it's because

I'm wearing a hat not a beanie. Oh you are today. I couldn't find my no no this is not Groundhog

Day. I'm not the sign that the seasons are changing. I just could not find my beanie this morning

in the dark. No it's good the seasons are. I've been about fucking on all the lights in the house

and throwing a real tantrum. Who's moved my beanie? No on the way silly little poll and you've

you've got a you've skewed our figures this morning born according to the group chat because you

went to vote in silly little poll today and you've misvoted. I went to drag the little scale and I

let go too quick and it cast my vote. How many times. Oh I thought it was playing with yourself.

Wait what? It said adult times and I assumed that meant no masturbatorium with you visiting the

masturbatorium with your partner. Oh no then I've gone too far. Yeah when you said this I was like

okay bragging. No no no no no I thought it meant playing with yourself. Well your honour I will

remove all of my statements today. How many times a week do you do it. Today's silly little poll

there's been some research out what happens to our sex lives as we get older which we'll delve

into as well. The top six is on the way. Yeah you are allowed to take your pets on Auckland

Transport all the time now because it was a trial. Yeah they trialled it so I've got the top six

ones you're sitting next to a pet in the top set. Okay coming up our cash catch up is back

$25,000 we've got to give away so make sure you're listening for that activator. Just before the news

at eight o'clock Jason Derrillo on the show today as well because today's the day that all the tickets

go on sale for Fridays. So big show next Uber looking according to rumors looking to add another

thing to their bow another what do you call it another string. Another string to their bow.

Yeah another quiver to their arrow pouch. What do you add another string to the bow

to make it are there multiple strings. Yes there's lots of horse hairs.

All right okay so it's making it stronger to fire further. Yeah well they've got another idea

Delvin to this room and next.

A developer digging around Uber's app. I don't know what does that mean. I quite liked it though.

He was digging around Uber's app. You know like web developers I guess have to work on

things and maybe that I don't know was he reverse engineering. He reckons that Uber

he reckons does he are about to launch a handy person service. Okay so that we don't have it

here I've just looked in the app store task rabbit. Yeah it's an app in America if you want

someone to do a job that you don't want to do like I don't know mow the lawns move some boxes.

Yeah I don't know carry some shit. You can get someone for an hour on this app or more

and I guess you put the job listing and then they say yeah I'll do that and then you pay them

through the app right in the app. It's like hire a hubby. Yeah it is it is an app based hire a hubby

rather than ringing hire a hubby and saying I would like to hire a hubby. But you can just get

someone over to your house like pretty quick yeah and for whatever like you didn't want to clean

your windows any job really clean your windows they suck yeah I'd be into that to be honest but

then I've got I've got one I mean ask you know I mean I've got one who does this for me but if he

was away you could get someone on the app but yeah it looks like I mowed the lawns the other day

well done thank you pause for a pause did you with the catcher on of course yeah oh my god of

course yeah okay good I'm not a monster do you even have any lawn at the moment yeah it's a bit

of a bog yeah right like the front and what I mean it's barely grown for months but yeah I was

driving Aaron nuts and he was such a busy day and I said hey hey I'll do it and I did such a

bad job but I did it yeah but that's that's perfect because then he won't let you do it again

so you get out of it yeah it was nice my competence somewhat but yeah it's a way to do it yeah I don't

know I didn't enjoy it if I was if I was ever if I was ever found myself single again you know

for whatever reason you would be able to use this app to marry it yeah I could um use this app but

then how much like I mean you talk to anyone that's done uberettes or ubering and uber take a massive

half price of cut yeah so like you're getting someone over to your house to do a job for an

hour and they're probably not even getting half of what you're paying I know go on the community

pages yeah are they in New Zealand surely they're in New Zealand apps right someone said task grab

it's in New Zealand is that yeah absolutely here task grab it in New Zealand so IKEA purchased

that app in 2017 IKEA IKEA here by the way uh well it's building now isn't it so a couple of years

I've been so that it feels like they've been so there forever yeah yeah but did they buy that because

everybody needs their furniture probably the main thing people were asking for on task grab it was

how to assemble IKEA furniture because they didn't want it to end their marriage so someone could

ask and come around and do a complete third party well there you go it's already here task grab it

but yeah uber looking to get into that field as well next on the great little extra money earner

for like students and stuff you know totally or if you've got like speed like old mates that have

retired yeah but now buy gyms that buy a gyms because you know gyms does gym mowing but gym also

does like other stuff but then you've got to have a franchise and but old mates this would be perfect

to go and have a tinker whenever they're free yeah tinker they love it you'll be it you'll be

the washing machine at the gym yesterday oh my god oh my god no that's a flood waiting to happen

isn't it the washing machine at the gym nah because the front they're just the front thing

would come off the door wouldn't shut properly and well that's not fixing a washing machine I really

did the the gullies were trying to fix it am I allowed to say gullies because I know we say

gullies here about the girl maths gullies and it's a term of endemic but if you don't know them

as well are you allowed to call them the gullies I guess the female workers were looking at the

washing machine and I really thought do I even offer to help because this is good could come

across really like watch out sweat out let a man yeah yeah but they were struggling and I stopped

and I made some inquiries see if you've done this on the app you could have made 20 bucks yeah could

have made 20 bucks silly little poll how much adult time do you have in a week now I read that

and I assumed it meant playing with yourself so I was trying to drag the slider as far as it would

go and I accidentally released you don't need to add around about three it's anonymous you don't need

to explain your vote yeah I don't care I'm gonna be honest right okay how it is and I dropped it just

just on the south side of three and it turns out that's the most common answer okay just under three

just under three that's where it averaged out to me like a lot of new relationships yeah yeah yeah

yeah wow with you man I mean one of the options was seven plus

he's stupid that's why I thought I must have been playing with yourself what's that well what

I've had friends that have do the deed every day what like it's part of every day what part of the

router it's like who would I know any of them what like after I don't want anyone I know that's

sexually driven yeah but new relationship right no what no I know don't think you're bored the same

it's what with the same person don't you get like bloated don't you eat a bad meal don't you yeah

yeah aren't you tired yeah like what do you do after that big Indian butter chicken yeah put that

thing anywhere near me I'm not going anywhere near that region no that's going to be a bloody bomb

site so yeah oh I was just reading some some stats before we do our own stats oh yeah okay and there

were some stats that um couples that have been together for a minimum of 10 years had the 60 times

seven times a month on average okay Jesus so what's that like it's nearly a couple of times a week

yeah nearly I mean good for you yeah good on you good for you it's also quite funny because

that it looked into like how often you know how it's kind of like tapering off as you get older

and that's mostly in heterosexual couples whereas homosexual couples or you know same-sex couples

and the bisexual couples they just they don't really taper as hard as this is why people are

homophobic it's jealous it's jealousy yeah right absolutely go the gays man good for you so they

don't tamper off at all not really very slim very slim right okay wild not as hard as the

heterosexual you know they are full and chained marriage sort of thing it's a cliff drop yeah

uh so how much adult time do you have a week zero three five or seven plus and as I said the answer

was just under three uh Hannah says I thought this meant alone time by myself me too Hannah oh yeah

okay and then I was sliding all the way to the end there she is sliding all the way to the end

and I realized it meant something else because if it's by myself seven days a week good for you

man endorphins yeah endorphins yeah it's good for you yeah or just it's as good as a bloody sleeping

pillar sometimes isn't it absolutely and it's as good as a coffee some other times it's the

it's magic yeah but sometimes you're rolling the dice it can go either way yeah yeah you are

really rolling the dice every time Sam message and saying who's doing seven plus I've got to work some

yeah I'm hearing that um Liam says newborn baby so at the moment it's a zero hanky panky zone

oh okay yeah that's everybody's tired the baby is well don't worry a little it'll bounce back

fella uh Dominic says long distance relationships suck yeah well you chose to be in one yeah put that

out there you thought it was going to be like fun and elusive and you could do naughty things but

it becomes hard work doesn't it because hard work yeah Terran said um oh I'm not going to

read that word out we have little c blocking tiny humans so what they've done is they've had

children uh or we'd do it more that's horrible it doesn't tell me what she voted it's on you

yeah it's really on you uh Carolyn says too tired during the week and we prefer taking our time

in the mornings on weekends oh yeah okay take your time yeah but you've got to get to the

if you're having brunch you've got to get there because the tables fill up quite fast yeah they

do we're only holding your table for the 15 minutes after your booked time yeah okay all right now take

your time uh George said we can shake baby no he's confused as well I think yeah we shouldn't

he's playing with himself every morning we should have really spelt that out and god god bless him

um Tanya says don't have a partner oh this shouldn't stop you but then mate yeah um yeah

yeah there's options out there isn't there absolutely oh yeah there's options out there but

I think she's saying that she doesn't have a partner so it's it's hard to guess it's harder yeah

right it's a yeah it's a little irregular uh yeah I wonder if that woman um who was listening

yesterday who complained when we said the word homosexual have heard this break and what she

says right I don't know she didn't she didn't care about the content she just didn't like the

fact that we were talking about homosexuals so she's listening good morning good morning to her

good morning to her and that's um that's a little poll 625 next on the show now you I don't want to

play to the gender norms here but I've got a hot laundry hack and I think you're actually going to

really like this one okay hmm it's clever I'm really good at laundry I'll just say that yeah

well you're about to get a lot better

now what is this okay I was just reading an article about this laundry hack right that I'm

going to share with you all um but then they were like I remember this hack remember this hack the

ice in the dryer what that because it steams right and it takes the wrinkles out surely that's not

good for the dryer if you don't have a steam dryer wouldn't know because also you put clothes in there

yeah you put clothes in there wet so yeah that it would already steam maybe it removes wrinkles

from clothing huh huh huh well here's a laundry hack for you um if you ever have you've got sort of

a small washing line you're doing big loads or you've got a like clothing horse inside because

it's been winter for so long do you call it a clothing horse I call it a clothes horse

yeah I call it a clothes horse I just panicked okay I mean someone called it something wet

a-frame dryer I heard someone call it out excuse me it's got a name it's a clothes horse I'm really

good at the clothes horse I can put so much on there do you do um t-shirts on the on the bars

that let's call them the x bars they go this way and then do you do socks on the y yeah yeah

on the gaps yeah yeah but also like if you put too too much on it's not gonna it takes longer

oh yeah yeah the air's gotta get through there yeah yeah well you could put your clothes on the

clothing horse and then this hack is that you get your basket your classic basket with handles

and holes now we've spoken about your basket before Vaughn that you've had for 20 twice years

and does that have holes in the side yes okay big ones actually because it's just absolutely

full of the pieces well what you do is you thread your socks through there

so you thread a sock through each little hole taking up very little space no no pegs no you know

so I'm looking at this photo this is a smart idea this is what a three dollar came out washing

basket with kind of oval holes it's the washing basket if you think about your washing basket not

your clothing hamper your duty laundry hamper but your washing basket that you take to the

washing line you'll have this this is what you have yeah and this is brilliant so you poke your

socks through and you just leave them to dry there yeah man I do this is that why they have holes in

them no it'll be so that they don't like if you are leaving clothes in there yeah right it is out

okay but I do this sometimes if we run out of space wait you've been doing an incident clothing hack

and you didn't know it I guess I sort of created it yeah accidentally enter of this clothing hack

yeah I always do this I always like either like lean them over the top of the basket and pop them

outside or thread them through the little hole ease that's a great idea a great idea I need to do

do you ever think like I've got this far through life and I didn't know that

yeah man all the time man yeah man yeah man always learning always well what is your laundry

situation I just heard you say you've got the laundry so bad well I've been on the road for a

week and manky yeah well I've been on the roof for nearly two weeks and I just I didn't bring any

t-shirt so you would have seen this top every day yeah quite a bit and is it a polo shirt

sort of a knit all right polo knit yeah sort of a polo knit but um yeah I don't have any clothes

I don't have any clothes I've got no undies this must be hell for you because fashion is your passion

fashion is my passion that's how you it's because that's why I'm wearing a polo knit yeah well if

you're in Napier is it Napier tonight for the seven days live tour or you see Hailey around

maybe chucker appear on knickers or just give her a wide berth because she's a bit pongy I think

you're gonna say give her a wipe I was like no I don't think that's up to me I wouldn't take

say no to a wipe it's nice 14 in the undies please play Zidem's flit for Denali blah blah blah

blah blah blah this is the top six Auckland Transport has announced that household pets

will now permanently be welcomed aboard buses trains and ferries it comes after the success of

two previous pets on buses trials earlier this year with small domestic pets and carriers and

large dogs with muzzles and leads so they just that's their um criteria small domestic pets

like could I take my a guana yeah absolutely you could take your a guana thank you that's

good because you're a guana man he needs to get out I know that's pet discrimination yeah and I

certainly won't stand for it in this progressive city I don't want to be on a bus and some checks

got a ferret you know like a goth check has they always have ferrets goth checklist I'm surprised

you didn't have a ferret growing up my friend who was a goth had a ferret yeah goth love ferrets

I don't think you're allowed pet ferrets in New Zealand anymore I think they have changed the

rules in 2002 a new law was passed that banned the sale distribution and breeding of ferrets

oh my god that was pet goth how did they take that 2002 yeah well they became emos oh right okay

yeah we had to transition out emos didn't have ferrets okay right emos didn't be scared of ferrets

there are only a few people in New Zealand who have a special permit allowing them to keep pet

ferrets for hunting rabbits oh yeah that makes sense okay I've seen a video of someone doing that in

the central otago and these ferrets destroy rabbits good yeah good it's a lot to watch okay I've got

the top six signs you're sitting next to a pet on an Auckland bus number six on the list someone's

snake is sitting where your dog was sitting and it's got a guilty look on its face and a dog-shaped

bump and it's tummy because that's the thing yeah you know you're allowed pet snakes in New Zealand

actually forget it number five on the list of the top six signs you're sitting next to a pet on an

Auckland bus there's a cockatoo on someone's shoulder eyeing up your granola bar oh yeah

they're loud my marching coach used to own cockatoos and then you'd walk in and be like

yeah there's wild cockatoos that fly around our house and they're an invasive yes and they do

a color them every now and then why I took a pop shot at one with a slug gun and I tell you why

it took it like a champ it was like it literally went not today it's so cute though whenever I

met your house I'm always like they look so beautiful yeah they're not that's so loud it's

unbelievable right and they're an invasive they pick on the natives aww are they bullies birds

aww is it the same with the rosellas the like rainbow colored ones yeah they're invasive as well

Australian birds yeah they fly around our house it's a gay friendly house

aww I don't want my rosellar extermination program to be deemed as a sort of homophobic bird attack

because they're rainbow rainbow birds yeah you went into all the gays in the group chat find out

about this oh no I'm gonna be very upset with you sir ah number four on the list of the top

six signs you're sitting next to a pet on an Auckland bus uh someone's missed their stop because

they're scared to wake the cat that's asleep on their lap you know those sick or fantic people

that are like I can't get up my cats asleep on me throw that cat off you know that happens sometimes

you should not let cats sleep on you number three on the list of the top six signs you're

sitting right next to a pet on an Auckland bus there's a lizard dressed as a wizard an

ablizzard heading to Armageddon don't ask it's a cosplay right okay this lizard loves cosplay

number two on the list of the top six signs you're sitting next to a pet on an Auckland bus

a fish's tank is splashed water all over the seat when the bus had a speed bump and you just sat in

it oh you can't take your fish on board why not it's a pet discrimination yeah don't you're right there

no oxalotls though yeah yuck yeah because they look like little doodles with legs don't they

and number one on the list of the top six signs you're sitting next to a pet on an Auckland

bus a dog just um had a drink and then shook its head and did that thing where it's flappy

gums just like spray spat everywhere no thanks it's all on the window it's all on your pants

today is ruined it is today's top six

I love when these happen when the dictionary releases the words that it's going to be um

it's the season it's and it feels like Christmas it's creeping in earlier and earlier they add the

words of the year but it's only September yeah we've got a good chunk of the year left don't we

yeah well this is from the Macquarie dictionary which is predominantly Australia New Zealand

okay which is I like because it's reflecting how we speak more than like an American or a British

one oh you know I'm an Oxford girl yeah we've talked about that you're Oxford hard

Oxford hard Oxford for life um but the Macquarie dictionary the Australian National

Dictionary is releasing its ninth edition and it's added some words and terms

to reflect the current zeitgeist things we talk about uh menti b

the mental breakdown I love the menti love this menti b's in there uh yep meaning a bit of a

mental breakdown or a mental break yeah uh the ick has finally made its way into the great

dictionary spicy cough that's covid yeah this is so Australian I love it yep um goblin mode

yep you would you would have seen online quite a lot when you enter in goblin mode

bachelor's handbag has finally made its way it's a long time coming I love a bachelor's handbag we

love we love another rice chick uh cosy as in your swimsuit that's an Australian term that we

don't use cosy but we use the cosy club that's for cosmopolitan yeah what is the origins of a cosy

like why do they call it a cosy like a costume swimming costume swimming costume yeah cosy yeah

should have been a costy there's two more on this list situation ship yeah oh yeah basically who

you're banging at the time but you don't want to call them your boyfriend yeah and barbie cor

okay barbie just that everyone's been dressing and pink and wearing a lot of pink and obsessed with

barbie this year oh great additions great do you know I would say I use menti b I use the ick a

little bit spicy cough I used a lot bachelor's handbag I mean that's classic there you go those

are now official words in the Australian Macquarie dictionary play Zerian's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley

somebody's worked out a list of the top 10 sitcoms of all time they've used imtb which is

one of the best if you ever watching a movie or a tv show you just like who's that it's one of my

favorite apps on my phone so good front page I believe it's front page and it's gonna sign yeah

look it's got it's front page and it's not even in the folder it's just there I use it so often

I think she's got a profile I think she's got a profile do you what because you're an actor I'm an

actor do you sign in I've got an account but to add stuff you've got to pay right I've never

done it someone's done it for me doing it for you oh okay Hayley Sproul a big deal what's on

her night school school night school night she played do she have a rating like out of 10 did

do they give um no no not for individual projects oh yeah does it say what her highest grossing

movie is uh it doesn't have any information it doesn't even have any like quirky stories

is there any trivia no yeah no trivia no trivia oh god just like give it room to breathe you've

got an upcoming project though that's exciting do I when darkness loves us screenplay by

wow that's um not public knowledge but I love that oh I'm sorry I don't know if it was on

IMDB it must have been that's on IMDB wow wow how did they know that happy for you to have a

gig though that wasn't public knowledge happy for you to have a job well here's a here's a cancelled tv

shows um that's got a list it's got a list well uh IMDB so they worked out the top 10 sitcoms of

all time so I've got the top 10 we'll start at 10 Brooklyn 9 9 I'm a huge Andy Sandberg fan but I

haven't given that and I know the cast is great I haven't given that that's just desserts and

watched it yeah I'm the same I dipped in early and I was like I see this is like this is like

Parks and Rec but they're police officers yeah yeah so um in at number nine the Simpsons oh classic

classic that's like you know Julie Kavanae Marge Simpson I've learned this fact this week I think

I've told everybody I know about 10 times she initially had it written into a contract that

she would never have to appear in public and do the Marge Simpson voice so that's why you see like

Dan Castellaneta and like Hank Azaria Hank Azaria they all go on talk shows and they do all the

voices yeah she doesn't well because she's never no no she she just was just like I don't want to

have to do it and they were like that's fine she did it once on David Letterman in like the

mid 90s and she turned away from the camera so you couldn't see her face during the Marge

Simpson voice okay how good the top 10 all-time sitcoms eight Rick and Morty which is still ongoing

because a lot of these are amazing but it's all it's crazy that that's higher than the Simpsons

yeah that's yeah now a show I never watched Ugly Betty is in it number seven oh yeah I watched

when it was on telly like when I was young it's what it must have had great reviews at the time

because it's it's staying the time but I just wouldn't have thought it was like of the bit of

all time yeah what's the deal America Ferrer's Ugly Betty right works at like a fashion magazine

but she's ugly you wouldn't have it now no wouldn't fly now six of the all-time sitcoms Seinfeld

should be higher should be higher should be higher next on the list modern family is it number five

it was good it went a little bit long yeah I watched the first few seasons and it just got a bit

it went a little long yeah next on the list the big bang theory get out number four get out unbelievable

I think we're heading towards a two and a half man I'm gonna call it this list is this list has

got big two and a half men energy I'll shut my laptop and I'll leave number three on the list of the

all-time sitcoms Futurama Futurama is fantastically written I love Futurama it's just back and it's

so this new season is so good right okay friends is number two of the all-time sitcoms I would

have said two and a half men I'm walking just be weary before you open your mouth mate is it two

and a half men I'm walking to the number one show it's the US version such a good show yeah I never

watched the US version oh my god you have to do it it is so I was like it was so it was so

brilliantly done it was just a few seasons and that was enough no I know but the American one I know

I know I know the British one's so good but the American one became its own thing totally separate

to the British one yeah because I watched the first season or the first but basically where it was

still just the British version in America and everybody says that strength laid in the seasons

where it wasn't following the yeah the British script oh thank god if you said two and a half men

you would have been doing the show on your own by yourself oh yeah I wouldn't have even read the

list don't worry about that thank you next on the show 14 past seven alarms different ways of waking

you up in the morning that's actually going to stop you from snoozing these are genius somebody's

just messaging cartoons can't be sitcoms you see are there situational comedies yeah it's situated

in space I mean it's dumb but it's what Rick and Morty it's my primarily I get Rick and Morty I love

Rick and Morty but I'm not a Futurama Futurama is set in the future in space no it's no it's not it

doesn't look like earth we've got like flying machines and stuff no it's stupid I don't buy into it

I'm slipping back into snoozeville I I feel like I'm all I've always been a snoozer right I've

needed like five alarms and I hit them all off until eventually the last one gets me up and then

when I started working you know morning shifts I um I was really strict I was like first alarm

you've got to get up it's the only way yeah and now as the year gets on towards Christmas

little gassy there love I am can you I've got a bit of flux I got a bit of sorry to hear that

do you need a quick I was gonna say you got a cookies in the purse you got a quickie Z name your

mom's got one cup of tea okay I don't know if that's gonna help anyway I've been snoozing Susan um

and I just found a list of five apps that can help you uh not do this because I for me I've got to

get up straight away otherwise I don't trust myself to not go back to sleep and miss I love how your

I love how your um mantra of don't trust anyone ever or stuff ever includes yourself of course I

can't trust this I see my alarm for the last possible minute and then I get up see I don't

because I'm like if I miss that one I've got no buffer yeah right yeah oh it's all different

thinking my my my internal self takes over another five you need it you're the kind of person that

needs a buffer I'm a buffer girl okay so here's some apps that I might try to help this okay okay the

first one is called challenges alarm clock yeah it's called challenges alarm clock uh and the

alarm goes off and it's a ticking noise alarm okay you have to complete a game to stop the ticking

and vibrating which means remembering the order in which 10 cats on the screen flash

oh I couldn't do that even if I was like awake remembering 10 things in the right it's quite

hard a lot of things in a row but then then you're awake aren't you because the cats are flashing

do the cats flash uh red uh it was a red cat yellow cat purple cat green cat you gotta you

have to like do this game otherwise it doesn't stop going off or vibrating so that's a good idea that

will get you awake that word that gets the brain going here's another one for the brain it's called

math alarm clock m a t h e alarm clock um now the person who was reviewing this method was uh chose

the hardest of three levels and you have to do 10 exercises at this level to complete before the

alarm will switch off it's just maths so you go like wake i was like didi didi didi didi didi

and you open it and you got to go like four times seven 32 okay no 28

my time cells are slipping lately god every time you get one wrong it adds one to the oh no

you know more if you see that's gonna make me late for work yeah is there an easy setting

like one plus two okay level one level two level three i quite like this one i'm gonna try that

the next one's called loud alarm clock and you can choose but from 10 files that are all

really alarming fire fire alarms evacuation drills nails down a chalkboard what about that um

civil defense one you know when that comes down your phone jesus that just wakes the dead that one

and so the person reviewing this said they actually this worked because like it was such

adrenaline you know the panic the muscle memory that's not good for the boat that's not a good

for the boat on a wake up though is it to be filled with stress no it's really bad but you know

you're out of bed and also if you have a partner and you've got that oh yeah if your partner sleeps

in another few hours after you leave you're in trouble and relieve me the last two i think

are my favorite so this one is called alarming and you have to take a hundred steps before it

turns off so you have to get out of bed and run around oh wow okay so do what like 10 loops of the

house yeah you just okay running um and a lot of people say that if they live in small apartments

it means they literally have to go outside yes i'm gonna say running around so they'll get you up

yeah start the day with a bit of you know cardiovascular fitness this is the one i like so

much it's called barcode alarm clock okay and you set it to um something you have in your kitchen

so say like a box of cereal yeah to turn it off you have to get up take the phone down

and scan the barcode of your oh my god that is so good isn't that good no because i just have

the cereal beside my bed and then you've got a snack in bed and it's messy and then you just rip

the barcode trade the box yeah when your box finishes cut it out and put it beside your bed

but still scanning even half asleep scanning a barcode you're gonna have to wake yourself up a

little bit it's gonna work but vaughn who's putting himself to bed knows he wants to get up so he's

going to leave that in the kitchen yeah morning vaughn who doesn't want to get out of bed who would

you know wish that he'd brought up what if morning vaughn takes over halfway through the night

you have a tidaladoo situation right fight club fight club spoiler there well if you want to try

any of those let us know because it's that i'm gonna give a couple of them a go you're not you're

not gonna snooze with any of those are you you're gonna be straight up imagine you do a hundred

steps god

now uh corny Kardashian who is currently pregnant she's married to travis barker

she is sometimes my favorite Kardashian she's very sarcastic right yeah um she took matters

into her own hands because her daughter Penelope who's 11 years old lost a tooth as you do at that

age yeah and um she decided that what the tooth theory was going to leave behind which is traditionally

in New Zealand a dollar coin two dollar coin five bucks if it's a biggie um she thought that that

wasn't going to be enough so she assisted the tooth theory shall we say right uh with adding some extra

gifts for Penelope's of course which is what you do when you're that this rich when you're this

rich so when you're richer than the tooth theory yeah you got to help the tooth theory out

plus the living crisis i'd imagine you know the tooth theories notice the groceries oh yeah

going up what are tooth theories eight teeth teeth they just live on teeth yeah they ate them i didn't

know they ate them i thought they hoarded them no no they don't eat them it's what powers them

makes them stronger yeah come on public didn't know this yeah intensely yeah so she had a little

setup going she had this little trinket a little box and had a $20 note in it which for an 11 year

old oh that's rich yeah that's rich then she also got a little story book uh next to the bed

but the thing that is catching people's attention is the $1400 football from Prada

what a soccer ball yeah it's a soccer ball in a case like a prada green case prada label which

which is worth 825 american dollars which is around 1400 bucks oh my god this is ridiculous

so all together i mean she's got about 1500 dollars worth of gear yeah right losing her

losing a tooth and i don't know that you but kids it'll just get left outside there's a

soccer ball outside of our house under the hedge that just got kicked there one day and

they got left there yeah these kids don't care about if that's prada or not neither does the dog

know whether it's prada or not when the dog's driving its canine teeth

i know yeah through the shallow bit and puncturing the ball to which then it becomes the dog's ball

yeah they slowly destroy it it's so strange though like in the in the world in their world

in which they're so rich and probably all of their friends are rich too i guess i guess that's

normal whereas you know when you see this stuff when you see behavior of rich people you're always

like god that's really bizarre i mean i grew up with a friend who was like quite well off and her

parents would buy her like real designer stuff like cloy and dior and she had louis Vuitton and

that kind of stuff when you were at school when we're at high school and i always remember being

like oh my god that's wild and it's such a strange thing but in the real world it was very normal

and i was wearing a bloody torn apart glasses it's weird though sitting your kids up

like because that's you've instilled that in them right being like these are important things

like i'm going to give you this expensive handbag and other people don't have that and that shows that

we're a a league above them yeah i guess it's a weird thing yeah i will say like whenever when

we all got our first cars when we like left high school i got a 1992 Mitsubishi Mirage and beautiful

one door a different color yes the window didn't go down and i was a smoker so we're absolutely

stuck i'm gonna imagine you're having a durry in your school uniform you're having a durry in my

and oh no no no this is after i left oh right okay wink um and she got a brand new car she got a

brand new man she got a brand new wow okay i remember just being like man it's so crazy like

being that rich and i like you know like we we didn't struggle but it was just there's just those

moments where we're rich friends do something that's a bit obscure was the 92 mitzi mirage where mitzi

first put a bit of a curve to it because it was a very quick it does because it might have been

one of these ones it was and that was oh my god those are classic classic mitzi's it was so good

man it was okay um i wondered if we could take some calls though about you because we all know

someone that's a bit you know bloody a bit more well off than us like what did you what gift did

your rich friend get maybe they received it like this they received somebody proud of football

or they brought they bought a gift for someone that just seems like a little bit extra a little bit

yeah like when did you know your friend was really rich yeah you know like i i know someone

she has a bracelet and most girls will know it's the cartier bracelet that everyone like

loves and i was like oh my god i love those and i looked it up it was 18 000 and she got it

not in ballet it's not if you don't mind a little bit of a reaction to the skin yes because i've

got a chartier bracelet yeah but that's what i'm saying beauty is pain and the pain is your flesh

reacting violently to the cheap medal to the imitation cheap medal yeah okay all right well

you want we're going to take some calls i'll 800 dalsit m 9696 what gift did your rich friend get

that just blew your mind that you just say what like how the other half live uh we'll take some

calls anonymous uh what what gifts did your rich friends get okay so a bit of a backstory um my

friend from primary school is quite the nurse she loved minecraft yeah um and one day um she said

oh do you want to come to my birthday i was like sure so i went to her place and we had a little

birthday party and her parents had like this thing that was covered underneath like a black sheet

yeah and i thought oh it must be the cake and then they basically lifted it and it was a bunch

like maybe three different kinds of axolotls oh yeah oh because axolotls are in minecraft right

yeah yeah so i was like what is that because i was like ten years old i had no idea what an

axolotl was and i'd never played minecraft yeah but yeah i was like oh my goodness it was bizarre

oh they're quite expensive wait so is that all she's gone for her birthday three stinky yuck

what's that are they expensive are they i think i think yeah all of them online

looks like overseas i'm not too sure yeah they're really weird they're weird yeah they're weird but

then one day the next year um she showed up school wearing this belt and it was a Gucci belt

an 11 year old yeah and and i was like um i knew what Gucci was she didn't even know what it was

no that's that's when you know you're rich when you don't even know how rich yeah uh wow not about

sex 29 99 for an axolotl oh okay so fishroom.co.nz if anyone's in the um that's a free plug

okay so they're not they're not expensive but that's where it's a bit bougie though isn't it

yeah a bit bougie to get a mexican walking fish uh somebody said my uncle bought a Saab

red convertible and then a few months later he was like i'm over this car and bought himself a

Mercedes so my cousins got to drive a red Saab convertible to school and they all got

their license and everyone was they must be wealthy and they would complain about it

because it was an annoying car to drive so it was that sort of i remember when Saab was like

whoa the brand yeah car brand in 1998 i was living in brunei as a young teen a girl in my

class who was a distant niece of the sultan of brunei oh yeah had a birthday party and gave out

$1,000 jvc video cameras as party favours my friend went to the party and we used that camera

to make cool rollerblading videos afterwards oh my god wow my friend got a plane from her dad

as a gift for getting her flying license a plane a plane of course that is i just wanted a horse

you know i just want a horse a friend of mine got a racehorse for her 18th birthday

meanwhile i got a pair of rollerblades both modes of transport

are you reading the one about the top text about perception stilts yeah i'll get to that in just

a moment we're talking about rich people and the gifts they get off the back of some Kardashian

with some ridiculous soccer ball ah but we this this is the text that just came in that

Haley and i am very tickled by it's all about perception i guess mum used to make our Christmas

presents like one year we got stilts made out of spaghetti cans and string oh that's what we

used to do that we used to make those you've ever made those fun you know you can hold them

and clap clap clap yeah do you remember those isn't there an ad with the all blacks at the

moment and they're doing that i saw something like strings and cans is it a weebix one yeah i think

it's a weebix one or something oh yeah were they clicking the cards or something it's a classic gift

and you can think about the love and the effort that mum put into these stilts or now i reckon mum

got a little OTP and spent your Christmas money on a box wine probably and then you just had to make

do you know what way more fun than a Gucci belt but then their rich friends the year that we got

spaghetti can and string stilts my rich friends got fluffy my come here puppies those are those

ones that were like oh and they'd walk like and then they'd do a backflip oh yeah the one that

did the backflip no but i remember the answer my sister had the one that did the backflip i had

this little bear at it we're just walking over there don't don't don't don't don't don't don't

my sister's again boom backflip anyway and i'm trying to scrape for the day oh great for the day

for the day yeah somebody said hey have you got a uh a pair of stilts whether they were cans join

with the string that's two toys in one because then you can play telephone with it it's a phone

it's a phone it's a phone it's a phone it's basically an iphone yeah uh my friend's daughter just

to intend posted photos on instagram of her outside the Gucci store and then with a bag and a hat

probably about two and a half thousand dollars what she's gonna lose that at school that's so stupid

that's ridiculous steal it um when is it king's college in Auckland here we go here we go here

we go lighting up the big shot here we're about here we go we're talking about the rich elite here

i got a brand new Porsche 911 for his first car he was on his restricted how do you ensure a Porsche

911 well that's man it's just a Porsche you've gotta be right bottom in european sports cars

you've gotta be really rich dad you'd buy me a lamborghini pull that sort of stuff on your dad

yeah and i think you're the alpha of your group dad because your mate's kids are driving lambos

and then dad's got a really small penis and dad's like got too much money but you know he's wearing

a make-up do and go away hat and he's like i won't be shame well shamed and buy my son a lamborghini

um

that text has just come in a full caps and i can't read i'm just that's gonna need some time to

break down a little bit later on um my which my which friend i gave want to use your words

my rich friend uh brought me a helicopter trip to why hecky and bat for my 22nd birthday felt like

real snobs landing at the vineyards and everyone's expecting someone famous to exit the chopper

and you get out and they just look at you like who's that yes brilliant i just saw a text to

said a girl i went to school with got three misades

crashed one like a new one each okay she crashed the first one got another one drowned that one

what does that mean drowned you just put it on you she crashed into the ocean yeah you got a third

one and then for her 21st birthday got gastric bypass surgery i mean that's just that's a lot of

money wow wow um uh my friend is a well um part of a very well-known wealthy New Zealand family

they had numerous batches around New Zealand on her 21st birthday she got gifted the keys to

the one in the Marlborough sounds which i put it about darling oh lovely lovely i got a i got a

mirror key for my 21st so stick that up your bum a mirror key everyone wrote on the back i got a

um shakes be a complete works oh did you

oh it's so it's a busy show it's a busy show giving it all away aren't we our $25,000 cash catch up

it's super easy to play um mel joins us to play this morning good morning mel hi guys now uh we've

got cashy yeah cashy's running uh and cashy's has a explosive device around themselves now the i rd

the evil i rd in this situation will set off the explosives at some stage putting it into

cashy yeah it's not normally how the i rd work i feel like we're tarnishing the good people very

much want to put in the intercaches or cash yeah cash yeah so this is cash it's a metaphor

yeah well and cash is running trying to accumulate more and more value for you to take home now so

you've got to say you've got to say stop when you want to lock in that door because the i rd set

up the explosive no one gets anything they've put it officially put in the intercaches you lose are

you are you ready mel yep i'm ready all right let's do it ready

cash cashy 92 176

go cashy go

41 305 stop 305 305 dollars mel oh that's amazing you grabbed cashy before the explosion wow okay

let's lock in 305 dollars let's see how much uh cashy could have got you

not bad you did well mel congratulations thank you 305 dollars all yours it's amazing

we've got 20 25 000 cash to give away so we play each day at eight 12 and four so georgia

with your next chance at midday make sure you're listening play zm's flesh one and hailey

zm presents friday's live well today is the day that tickets go on sale they go on sale soon

at 11 am all the details are at zm online it's an incredible lineup boys to men

flow writer cali roland jojo travi mccoy baby bash and more and headlining jason de relo

and he is joining us on zoom now good morning jason de relo good morning good morning how you

jason i've got to ask you man and i don't want to objectify you but you are wearing a singlet

and you're looking amazing do you eat carbohydrates like when's the last time you ate a sandwich or

like a bono um doughnut i i i really try to uh limit my carb is because um i'll prioritize protein

so i'm always trying to you know uh just feed uh my muscles as much as i can and uh yeah but i do

eat carbohydrates i do eat uh sugar um but everything in moderation but my main source of

of uh food is is protein because how do you get that better how do you get the bubbly

yeah i know that like how do you buddha buddha i i think about it when i go back for another

little bit of cake out of the fridge i just take a little bit more cake a little bit more cake

yeah you're doing it wrong i'm doing it wrong i should be prioritizing protein hey cake is good

though cake is good yeah we've got lots of cake here and yeah we do you'll be back you'll be back

here so what how many times have you been to new zealand will this be your like tenth time

any something like that yeah from from from seven to ten i would say

are you like um id sheeran and jason memoa like that love this place so much you'd

ever consider living here i really do love it um i i really do think it's one of the more

beautiful places in the world i mean i think that whole region honestly is is just a way better

region in terms of people in terms of people in terms of beauty in terms of food the quality of

food um even even like eating carbs i feel like it's different there than it is you know

i feel like i have i have some bread over there and piece of spirit you know over here you've

got one piece of bread you gotta sleep for a few days and in america all the cheese is really

orange why is all the cheese orange uh that's that's preservatives okay that's the color of uh

appointment yeah and you've you've just been spending a bit of time in australia as well

because you're going to be on the new season of the voice australia yeah yeah really excited about

that um uh spending some real time again in that region and uh if you don't put my my feet in the

dirt you know i've done a lot of touring over there obviously and done a ton of shows but

to get some real time the the coffee is better over there it's like it's like damn jason is really

going on

it's great we know we can get you for a gift basket you know yeah coffee coffee cheese yeah

some protein cheese to it cheese to a new house i'm gonna i'm gonna ask on on the voice does the

button that you push really trigger the seat to turn around or is there like an intern that turns it

oh no the button definitely triggers that turn around okay but they also have another button

underneath that um that brings out a snack trick you know yeah whether you want like some some

chips or like some steak they got like different proteins you can push all the buttons protein

button steak button man i don't ask much of the studio but a steak button would roll yeah

steak buttons if we hit steak buttons we could have shoulders like jason yeah well i

believe he may also put in some hard work yeah no it's all about the protein he's to himself

no we're not mention of the intense gym routine yeah well we're really looking forward to it man

and you uh you know like a lot of people on the lineup have you know still been dipping a towing

music but you're like releasing new music constantly and you've been a busy man touring around so

appreciate that you can find time to uh to get on the the schedule and come on down to New Zealand

yeah no absolutely i think it's gonna be a lot of fun i think it's gonna be a a brilliant

of uh pretty precursor to um a lot more to come uh as you as you know um for that region is one of

my favorites in the world oh man i didn't just open up a um open up a store restaurant or something

yeah oh my god steak button like jason's steak button you just press it and it comes to you

there's nothing else so the button just basically summons steaks oh my god that's perfect that's a

great idea hey uh jason will see you in november and we guys thanks so much

now we can say this now that he's gone he was jacked in a singlet in a white singlet i feel he

knows he's jacked yeah well we've all seen the photos haven't we uh friday's live tickets i mean he

didn't ask you what your gym routine is you're looking you're looking jacked thanks you're looking

swell thanks thanks he didn't ask me how my steps challenge is going he didn't know um he didn't

ask me how my reverse diet's going i mean the results speak for themselves you are looking good

plump friday's live tickets on sale this morning at 11 o'clock uh also in studio we've got uh nine

red bags on the floor captains packs uh from flight center and yesterday we gave away a thousand

dollars uh of flights and a gift card so and a whole lot of other things yes a whole lot of other

stuff in our captains pack so uh if you'd like to win one keep listening because in the next 20

minutes there's an activator uh and you can pick a number between one and ten except five and you

could win as well all sorts of different arm amounts in there so listen out for that activator

do you know i read this um stat that it's been 1825 days on average that uh 40 of americans

have seen their doctor so that's wild so the broken down into years that's five years

you're too much of a hyper contract to go five years you are a hypochondriac i haven't i haven't

been for a while i i remember the last time you were dying went no the last time i went and saw

like a doctor proper doctor was doctor doctor doctor doctor um was my colonoscopy my colonoscopy

yeah okay i went for one of those ones do you have to get another one they're hounding me like

when can we do it and i'm like there's gotta be a better way to do the flush come on just jam a

garden how's that my derriere when i get there it takes a lot of time that's the worst part about

it i i tell them i love those of those spaghetti drugs who is it is it because in america people

are not going to the doctor in five years because it's like so expensive and if you don't have health

insurance yeah it's like because what did it cost you to go to the doctor when you did it through

travel insurance it was six hundred and something us dollars just to see a doctor to go to the

doctor august and i did one appointment because the guy was like oh you're from overseas and

you both obviously got the same thing yeah so he tested me came back in said you've got strep

throat go to the pharmacy get some of this stuff yeah and then just relax yeah and yeah it was 650

us dollars no one's going to the doctor yeah in america it was not but yeah that's the most

common reason because people can afford it the other ones are anxiety about about tests like

blood tests needles that kind of stuff yeah and um just general um fear of receiving bad news

it you it's gonna the news is the news whether you were receiving it or not yeah and bad news

earlier is better than bad news later right like it could be something fixable did i hear earlier

stats before that the survival smear numbers are down don't do that oh maybe okay yeah right

getting the the smears the numbers are dropping away that's killer don't do that that's a killer

that one yeah go and get it we're talking about this a little bit off here and then our very own

producer jarred admitted that it has been quite some time since he's popped to to the doctor how

long jp um about eight or nine years i think but then if you've got no reason to the doctor that's

but what about when you were um a single player i went to the sd checker but all right but that's

not technically the gp or the doctor is it just go and just do the tests it's a good thank you good

for you but you did that but you haven't actually been to your general gp for like a health checkup

no i don't think i'm actually part of a gp anymore well you don't even have a doctor no i think oh

no you will be because i've files are stored like a completely different part of all right i know

that you'll still be registered to that old doctor that you probably haven't seen since you were 10

12 since i was at radio school okay wow yeah how is it that you drink like 800 liters of energy

during a week and you haven't been to the doctor in five years i've been to the hospital to have

kidney stones okay so you had seen a doctor in the last five years but yeah okay right yeah

general practitioners however he keeps up because oh yeah that he's you know training to be an

hygienist yeah okay and well that's so wild though that you haven't been to a doctor i need a guy you

don't got yeah all right 100 why would you know we're just popping in for a hello oh hell no i used

to pop in just touch base on something really that was your friendly doctor we've met you we

met that uh doctor she's lovely you would just pop in for a yarn wouldn't you unless your doctor's

like you're of an age now where you need to have a test and then you go and they're like oh no we

need to monitor that every six months why would you go to the doctor yeah yeah just yeah you've

been in a waiting room sick people everywhere oh my god so boring as well oh yeah the magazines

are never up to date oh my god yeah oh my god a princess Diana dies you're like yep

fact of the day day day day day

well i wasn't gonna do a themed fact of the day week this week thought we could just go

random facts but then after yesterday's fact about how much salts in the ocean well that was

a staggering amount wasn't it my mind i was staggered i thought the theme of this week's

factor today could be just how big the ocean is oh it makes me feel unwell though yeah but it

doesn't have a good ring to it it's you know like honey badger week honey badger week it was wind

week and now it's big ocean week big ocean week oh yeah big ocean week i like that humongous ocean

week vast ocean week the vast ocean week the ocean of vastness we the ocean of vastness we the vastness

of ocean something vast ocean week vast ocean we vast ocean week it is okay vast ocean week well

let me tell you i need to introduce to you ladies and gentlemen boys and girls everybody out there

the biosphere today the biosphere is a narrow zone on earth where soil water and air combined to

sustain life we live in it yes we couldn't survive outside of it earth earth is a biosphere not all

of earth okay yeah uh life can occur in the zone known as the biosphere from fungi to bacteria to

large animals there are lots of different types of life yep in the biosphere i can tell you

that the ocean contains 99% of the world's livable biosphere for every for every livable area

outside of the ocean there's nearly 100 of them in and under the ocean wow that's a lot

so you think about everything you've ever seen yeah on on earth where there are people or animals

or forest yep cave systems everything a live that that that can support any form of life

fungal bacterial mammal reptilian birds yeah everything for every part above the ocean

and around on land there are 99 times that i don't like that under there yeah you what is it doing

under there what's happening you know i'm not i don't like that and 94 94 percent of the earth's

wildlife found in the ocean 94 considering how much is on land yeah well it's all we were up here

we're like look at that that's far you're up top of a mountain you look around and all you can see is

land imagine being in the ocean well no thanks yeah this is quite i don't know if i like vast

ocean fact of the day wait you wait vast ocean fact of the day week tomorrow

takes a dark turn oh no it makes me feel upset it's too big it's a big old place so today's

fact of the day is the ocean contains also last night when i was doing like because i've done

the whole week of facts what have you i felt like a teacher planning out my week see we do work hard

at home you just don't see it i was boozed while i was doing it too and then i really made me feel

like a teacher yeah i had a couple of couple of drinks after a hard day we can always tell when

one's had a couple of drinks on the group chat can't we start sending rogue things what did i

send last night was something inappropriate i'd remember sending somebody to the group chat yesterday

they'd be like well i don't know if that's appropriate oh it was that i had not done the um

the silly little pole slider scale correctly yeah yeah that was not that was not but then i hadn't

done it wrong in the end things anyway you'll have to listen to our podcast if you missed that part

of the show earlier in the show yes you will uh but today's fact of the day meanwhile and look

forward to them for the rest of the week in vast ocean fact of the week uh the ocean contains 99%

of the world's livable biosphere fact of the day day day day day i do do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

okay i'm excited for this this is a phone and topic we think is impossible no one's gonna call now

it's cool it's it's i and the story that leads to it is bad i've always wanted to i'll say deploy

or run over road spikes deploy would be me run over them it'll be terrifying like it is controlled

in a controlled conditions yeah yeah if the new zealom place the highway division do this is any

sort of training activity count me in you want to be in the passenger seat or you want to be driving

and then like deploy spikes and then it is he's he's really thought of this he really had i

have but see i maybe it's a guy thing because i would want to do that too is this another thing

that guys think about like your favorite war yes what would i do if i had road spikes word war

too it's grand theft orders to blame it is yeah because i would also like to try to evade the

new zealom police force not really i would just like to give it a go okay like that show hunted

that's on where they see your friend they start hunting you i like that all like that guys just

taking this kid kid's bush for a year no cold cold and wet that guy's cold and wet uh so a teenager

was the denied in police tried to stop a teenager driving a bmw he did not stop the 18 year old was

then involved in a police chase that ended in road spikes naughty man and that's what got me

thinking impossible fauna have you ever run over road spikes maybe because there must be rules to

deploying road spikes like you might you surely just can't deploy them willy nilly otherwise

sign me up yeah across because i've seen them right yeah i've seen them deploy them spring

loaded i was i loaded so yeah so when you they drop them or pull the thing they go and flick

across the whole road do they pull a rope or do they chuck them i've seen them chuck them that's

what chuck i think yeah i've seen them chuck them so oh my god it looks so much fun like a lasso

yeah yeah but so you want to hear from someone that's gone over road spikes that's run over the

road spikes that is stopped by road spikes that is today's impossible fauna have you driven over

road spikes you may have been in a car you may be in a car when someone that you didn't really

know was driving and they naughty and they were road spiked or you might have been in a car and

they were trying to get the car in front of you and they dodged and then you had the road spikes

also i um went to the pinnacles a few weeks ago and there's a car park there with those anti like

if you drive the wrong way they spike your tires oh yeah yeah like they have them in a lot of camp

grounds they're big overseas they're ruthless like because if you didn't see them you're all your

tires are flat yeah yeah are we are we counting no just flat destroyed yeah are we counting those

no because no road spikes although i would like to hear stories about who lived no because that's

accidental yeah that's like obviously daisy we weren't paying attention it was dark we drove

the wrong way over them i'd still love to do that though drive over those just love to talk

to someone who's been stopped by road spikes okay well i think this could be our first ever

impossible if you're a player we could we accept nah because heaps of police officers would have

stopped people with roads would they have trained and but technically they have gone over them if

they've trained do you really think as part of the training they get to drive over road spikes

what's like um tasers have to tase for each other don't they oh yeah they do do they or is that uh

like that might have been urban legend okay all right well i had a hundred dals at m we want to

take your calls now you can text through nine six nine six will this be our first ever impossible

phone have you driven over road spikes being stomped by road spikes this is what happens

when we leave the boys on their own and that's a great impossible phone and this could be right

up there with when you didn't land on an on a runway oh that was good or when did you die that

was also very good okay i'll 800 dals at m give us a call and today have you ever gone over road

spikes i think this could be my favorite ever impossible phone and topic well uh

anonymous joins us good morning anonymous uh i believe you're a road spike expert

i wouldn't say expert but i've uh dabbled in it a few times what side of the road spikes right

stop her or stop me uh trying to be the stopper some uh police officer and i've thrown them out

a few times wow okay so rad rad rad we what's situation quiet suburban street busy urban motorway

uh i've done it on quiet streets in the middle of the night or i've done i've done one at sort of

eight a.m. in the morning on a motorway off ramp oh my god so when you when you throw them out to

you is it your throw that gets it across the road or does it like have a kind of a thing that

makes it roll out throw or it's your uh you pull it so there's ropes that are attached to it yeah

so you either pull it or you throw it out right depending on the situation so at the off on off

ramp one um i sat them up on the other side of the road with a rope and i hid behind a crane

and then i was coming yeah and then unfortunately i got two i got the target vehicle and then i

got a civilian because he was trying to be your own collateral damage baby collateral damage we're

tax payers we're going to afford four new tires for a car forget about it wow okay and then but you

ended up getting the people uh yep yep so we got all four tires and then they've uh been stopped

further down the road okay how fast were they going when they hit their road spikes

uh about 40 50 kilometers okay not super fast it's like a like if they're going too fast you

are still allowed to use road spikes uh it's all up to your own uh assessment yeah right so if

they're going 150 yeah yeah i justify and i slam my badge and my gun down on the desk with a sergeant

and i'd be like i'm too rogue for your unit sergeant i don't know i don't know that's how

i get results i don't think that happens in new zealand we're all i think one needs to have a

more now what do you want criminals or results as part of your training do you have you driven

over road spikes is that a thing uh you drive over them but they're training one so they don't

have any effect oh i don't know if we can accept this then for the impossible but i have been uh in a

following the vehicle and an officer has got too excited as throwing them out and spikes police

cars there's a so we had a couple of text messages from people who are like when i was in the police

force yeah they didn't get the guy they were chasing but they got us following them closely

in the patrol yeah yeah so i've been in the police i've been driving in the office just

misthrown them and they've got our car so then we just pull over okay so technically you have

driven over the spikes then yes yes okay well one one one it's not the impossible phone and

topic amazing anonymous uh thanks for sharing sharing so interesting if you have driven over

road spikes i'll 800 dials at m 9 6 9 6 we'll get to uh have we got some more messages we can get to

the next yep yes it's not impossible it was not impossible

the impossible phone and topic and it's not impossible because it's happened we've found

we've found people you're loving that god have you ever been taken out by road spikes have you

driven over road spikes i hit roads can you buy road spikes on aliexpress open you know you

Vaughn you can't deploy road spikes there was a there's you can hear them coming down my road

you can hear them coming and they're driving it far too fast now if they came around the corner

and they saw me waving hi there's this of course and they didn't slow down the road spikes aliexpress

and timu do ones that look like ninja like um where how would you describe those like yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah you use handfuls of them you throw them yeah onto the road and um like tiny

little anti-tank things that they put on the beaches of normandy yes like a tiny tiny little

tax yeah the tax that can't they always got a sharp thing facing up team away 1895 how do

they do things so cheap they have other control china right yeah china china china ah so we're

talking about if you've ever been stopped by road spikes i was driving a police car that was

spiked by another police officer by accident we also heard that before yeah it seems to happen

happens a lot yeah i hit the road spikes sorry what was that the timing must be hard for the

person sitting it out they were really flying it you'd almost be on the radio being like back off

i'm gonna yeah yeah yeah yeah well you'd think there there would be some communication but then

do we throw the road spikes on one or after one three three no three two one throw yeah three two

one three two okay yep well one two three no no one two three throw one throw oh yes you can see

how this happens um i hit road spikes when the cop was trying to get the person behind me set off

the spikes a little prematurely still pretty fun to run over road spikes yeah yes the bad guy was

trying to overtake this is the bad guy i want everybody to imagine a bad guy okay he was trying

to overtake me on a single lane road the police set off the road spikes uh and popped all four of

my tires got four brand new tires and premium tires paid for by the government you would you'd

get the top of the range tires oh you would get another set of cheap retreats you bet baby are

they good tires i don't know sure yeah fires fires firestone baby yeah firestone yeah uh used to be

in the police you either throw the spikes or set them up on the side of the road run them across

and then pull the rope i want to also know tazering each other but they did let us spray each other

with the pepper spray at police college oh fun not sure if you're allowed to do that anymore

it was 10 years ago now they don't do hazing anymore right no it wasn't hazing oh okay my

son's in the police force and they don't tazer each other but many rookies apparently accidentally

zapped themselves while training much of the light of others that's another phone for another day

have you been tazed yes i love that one love that one um oh so this is goes on the person that

got all four tires popped and replaced by the government yeah continues but because the bad guy

was in the inside lane i hit the spikes and got in the way so i actually stopped the spikes going

all the way across the road so technically the pat the the bad guy just passed through zero damage

effectively i was in a i was assisting his getaway yeah wow that's uh that's not that's not a good

day for the police is it um morning i've worked in the tire industry and we had to save the police

the old tires so they could use them for the road spike training oh okay we didn't do this training

because we need to be invited along i've heard manfield race circuit and fielding the new

zealom police train deploying road spikes at manfield race circuit and fielding do they

pop up from the police college must drive yeah okay oh yeah okay oh yeah far away okay we need to

find out what day that is and get it right fielding right now i could go i could go and just do it

every day so the greg who messaged in about saving the old tires yeah for the police said the road

spikes look like arrowheads with gaps so the air just pisses out oh we used to change about 20 tires

a week for the police now that was 25 years ago this things may have changed greg if you know the

political parties or anything to go by crime just seems to be getting worse and worse and worse

and worse days the same will get worse um i actually held on to a few of the spikes as mementos

oh jeez greg see this is a good this was a good impossible finder it's it's tickled me

someone said the word you're looking for for the mini ninja star slash tank stoppers

caltrops is it what they called caltrops yes caltrops well we wouldn't certainly wouldn't

recommend uh just chucking those out because you could cause an accident i was thinking the

new zealom police should have them in the boot of the car and they press a button and it drops out

yeah like batman yeah like yeah they're pretty much a batman it's basically batman it's basically

batman oh i'm busting for a wheeze after that podcast i'll tell you

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