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171, because I thought you could know, or even have participated in the casino.

In the casino, it was organized by a group of young intellectuals.

Of course, but by the young people, not by the intellectuals.

Amongst those who are in the hot air, this one fell today, Manuel da Riaga, we don't know.

We didn't know it was going to be here, but let's leave it.

Yes, that's what brought you here today. I was thinking, I think it's the opposite of the

conferences of the casino. It's a meeting that together with the YouTuber Thiago Paiva,

the humorists, Alexandre Santos and John Mendes, and the police, you heard it right,

the police, yes, but who also has activity on the internet, on YouTube and on Instagram,

would do it for days. I think that's quite a lot to see even with a casino,

which is a challenge, right? It's a profession challenge, yes.

Every generation has a Manuel da Riaga that deserves it, right?

What's more, it's not likely that none of these will reach the presidency of the Republic.

Good evening to all. Welcome to another Devaneios.

This is a little bit special, because I have some guests here who have already had the pleasure of...

What? What?

Ok, so...

Ok, ok. Do you know that Devaneios is a stage so that there are no limits to humor?

Oh, thank you very much. It's very good to know.

So, you can do like jokes about trisomias and things like that.

There's no problem. I love it.

I love it too.

Jokes about trisomias, they're the best.

Red humor, that's what I promise.

I was blocked on Instagram in November and a month ago I was blocked with 180,000 followers on Tik Tok.

Well, Tik Tok wasn't for history.

It wasn't for history.

No, it was a video in which I called Porca my girlfriend.

You know at some point...

That's why...

Maria Dias was blocked on social media.

I'm an agent.

To call Porca my girlfriend. I think it's bad.

Maybe we should call her girlfriend, I think so too.

No, no, I think it's bad with Instagram and Tik Tok blocked in things like this.

Because I want to have the right to see them and evaluate them by myself.

They're funny, aren't they? I don't want them to do that to me.

I can't wait to see a sketch like Porca's.

I saw that cat with the cat on her neck.

And I came and said,

honey, you're seeing Porca that I'm eating.

And my girlfriend sat down and did like this.

She called me Porca my girlfriend and said,

shut up, I'm not talking to you.

Instagram is on the video, whoever wants to see it.

I knew you'd like it.

I knew you'd want to see it, but now...

Of course.

And a lot of animals, cats and porcs.

Now, when you type in the bio that Thiago Paiva will put an interesting question.

Interesting?

At least he thinks so.

So, since you're talking about this,

I'm going to enter this topic, which is an interesting topic.

What's the limit of the comedy?

Because...

The limit of the comedy nowadays is to say that there are only two genres.

Okay, do you think that's the limit?

I think it's my opinion.

I think it's the limit, you give your opinion.

I'm going to say it like this, there are only two genres.

Is that what you're saying, Alexander Santos?

Yes, of course.

What's the name of the title?

Oh, no, you're lying. I have my ideas.

There are only two genres.

Alexander Santos thinks that the limit of humor is to say that there are only two genres.

They look like those students who took the exam because they didn't understand the announcement.

It's not that.

It's to ask someone, but they answered something else.

But I think it varies.

Mr. Agente, who has the age to be the father of the others,

decides to intervene.

There's a lot of freedom of spirit in relation to people's opinions.

It's the same way that I respect that people feel like a little pig.

Exactly.

I also want that person to respect me and say,

no, you're not a little pig.

You're a 40-year-old, a public employee in the finances.

Exactly.

Everyone is what they want to be.

Now that, since they don't impose it,

others still accept it in the same way.

But there it is.

What you said ends up not making a little sense.

Let's think about what you said in an analytic way.

Exactly.

What do you want to be?

A guy who says he's a pig is not a f*****g pig.

That's what I said.

That's it.

If he thinks he's a pig and lives well with it,

he's done it.

He doesn't have to go to the street and say,

I'm a pig and I'm a thing.

And you have to intervene.

I would do that.

Freedom of spirit.

The others can be what they want,

and he doesn't accept it.

A person can say he feels like a pig,

he can't go to the street and say he's a pig.

And I'm a pig.

I'm also trying to sing a song from Caricas.

I'm a pig, a pig.

Let's go.

You have to stay in your corner to be a pig.

In the end you have to stay in the kitchen closet.

Without bothering the others.

We're all aware that when they say a pig,

they want to say trans or non-binary.

I'm not against who says he's a pig.

I'm against who accepts that he's a pig.

I'm against who accepts that he's a pig.

I'm against who says he's a pig.

That's why we're going to give him a house

for his own bathroom,

so that he can have the will to...

I'm against who goes to their toilet.

Exactly.

If you want to live in a society,

I think you have to standardize

and be more or less in front of those people.

I want to be a pig that goes to the middle of the world.

The famous houses of the bathroom

with a lot of ink and paint.

The bathroom?

I remember we used to do that,

and I think everyone can be what they want.

But to be what they want,

you have to live hidden in the mountains

without using the next civilization

so as not to bother people

who don't like to be seen as a pig.

Who wants to live in a society,

you have to standardize.

I worked at night,

I started working at night,

and I felt like it was four in the morning.

You said that once,

I was telling you I didn't know

and at a certain time,

it seemed like people looked at you in the street

and he said,

I've been looking for peace of mind.

I've been looking for peace of mind.

So we're going to do this, it's good.

The love is not to take to discotheques,

it's to tell stories.

Let's let them explain.

They take us to concerts, there's a lot of noise.

It's not a cat,

because when you take the cat, it's a bad thing.

Let's let them explain,

because there may be a good guy for that

who would consider it very interesting.

You talked about a very interesting scene

and here is a dangerous field.

I'll even say it like that.

A dangerous field.

But I think that because nobody has the courage to talk about this shit,

if you don't want to talk, don't talk.

But what will it be?

It's basically the following.

There are people who can think

that what you said is macho

and you can even say that in the joke.

No, not in the joke.

And it's exactly where I want to get,

because in your firm opinion,

is your girlfriend a girlfriend of David Patresco?

Is that it?

Alone is not to think.

Alone is not to think.

In fact, not being accompanied by the husband,

leaving the perimeter of the kitchen,

is already an idea.

On the one hand, it can be dangerous for her,

on the other, it can delay the dinner confession.

If it's with me,

I, as the head of the duo,

I have to take care of her,

because they won't take me away,

and if they don't put me in trouble,

and they don't put me in trouble,

I have to arrange a strategy

to leave that dinner and not be a night of trouble.

I'm the guard.

As the head of the duo,

who is suddenly like this,

he may seem macho,

but he is simply a super professional man.

He always behaves as if he were to work.

In the squad, he leaves for the service

in a binomial man.

For the night he leaves in the binomial,

husband and wife, he won't have fun,

I know that.

And certain places are previously studied.

If she doesn't want to go to that place,

I go first, to my home work as a man,

I won't even tell her anything.

I'll try to tell her, if I don't like it,

if I have any previous information that she doesn't lend me,

for us, I'll try to tell her

in my own way,

I'll tell her in another place,

without a frame,

with our age,

with our lifestyle,

I'll take her to a place that, in principle,

I think is the mission of man,

to take her there.

He goes first, to take a look.

This is what I say, this man is an insatiable worker,

he goes with the group of girls and girls,

to see if the space is safe,

and then he takes the woman,

of course, if he can't handle it,

to his own,

and take her to a more suitable place,

to their age.

Exactly, that's what our parents did with us.

I remember my father always trying,

you're sure you want to go to the loft with your friends?

I was his wife,

to see if my mother didn't have to get up in the morning

to pick me up.

You said something interesting,

I, as the head of the group,

and you end up saying

that you have to be careful,

because please,

I hope not,

I hope it's always him.

But what you said,

I know you're making a lot of people confused.

A lot of solteira feminists.

That's right.

And with cats.

Solteira feminists.

Solteira feminists, of course,

are people who need to take

to the loft.

You sometimes think I'm who I am.

Sometimes you get, once in a while,

that the man is like that, the head of the family,

he knows women don't have a word to say.

They do.

You can also say two words.

Did you notice that the biggest problem

for the fairies is having a woman

who defends him?

I don't even know,

I don't even know,

it must be something to give back

to the stomach of these people.

Women doing things of men,

God, what a shame,

after playing football,

what's missing, being alone in the discotheques,

being able to leave the country

without the authorization of the head of the couple?

Each couple has to find their balance,

their scene.

That's why you have a person

who is perfectly with you,

the main ones,

come back Anna,

the main qualities of a woman,

quality number one,

quality number two,

this is a description of a dream woman,

if a cat is even to get married.

I don't think a cat does a lot of work.

Once again, the lady, the agent,

has to behave as if she were in service.

She needs all the agent to act in her order.

I have to get to the bed,

see the woman there and ask her to present the documentation.

How did you see,

by the way, the three of you,

a relationship in which the woman was

dealing with the double security?

It can happen,

it can happen, everything is fine,

but you automatically don't judge it?

For example, we have Ronda Halsey,

who is an MMA fighter,

and she was a world champion,

and she has been with me for a while

and she herself,

I'm a world champion,

he was the one who dealt with our security,

he was able to transfer himself

in a way that is necessary to be aware of,

who will deal with the security,

on the board of the IDC.

They are not married,

they are in the GBA.

I don't know what kind of arguments they are talking about.

It always seems that people are in love,

they don't need to train,

but they noticed

that the lady there

of the MMA

transfers that power to the man,

so that he doesn't feel less like a man,

because we all know that a man

has a skin on the street,

he feels like a masculinity

immediately affected,

a purple man.

It's a purple man.

It's a purple man.

It's a purple man.

It would be nice

if you could never walk with one of those ladies,

do you know people like that,

when you walk in a line and scream,

sorry, I didn't see my husband here,

here he was, show me.

In general,

I'm more sentimental,

they call other things,

and I was still in the gym

and a friend of mine was saying,

he showed me a miúda on Instagram,

I think this is only rich girls,

and I said,

I imagine it as a woman.

When we feel more physically,

a woman feels attracted to things

that we don't feel,

like if the man feels that he will give

security to all levels,

material or not,

exactly.

So, when a guy tells me

that I'm rich, I'm famous,

I'm a football player,

when people are in a position of success,

let's call them like that,

and it's normal that these people attract women.

It's true, we have to admit,

only women burras don't do this,

Inês, for example,

I remember the delusion he gave us,

when he told us that he was walking with Ivi,

and we were like, Inês, for a musician,

he won't give you any stability,

I don't know, with Dimas,

he's a football player,

he will be able to provide all kinds of things,

he will also act,

he will also act in his own way.

But in reality,

when a man is looking,

he has another need,

because testosterone,

there is testosterone,

a woman has more progesterone,

than testosterone, which is the predominant sister of a woman,

testosterone does the same,

says the same thing,

it's physical, it's science,

that's why men, women,

it's the same thing,

when we act in a stupid way,

it's just because of our hormones,

we don't have a problem.

You're explained,

it's testosterone,

I can imagine you would do this at night,

listening to this woman,

I'm full of testosterone,

hello, it's testosterone that speaks,

you're explaining all this conversation,

it's not your fault, it's where you control your hormones.

Of course.

Hitler doesn't have the fault of that f***ing shit,

there was a lot of testosterone,

thank you.

Excellent, Hitler,

killing all those people,

not so good as the jokes about Trissumi

that they had promised at the beginning,

but in this debate, who knows how to win

is John Mendes, who has been attacked,

I didn't know him, but it seemed like a sensation

in this intervention.

And you, John?

Exactly.

That's it.

It's a joke, but it's good.

It's the same, but he reversed it.

That's great, John.

If you go out and look for a house,

for the first time, in a good car,

and you can provide a good dinner,

a good experience,

of course, with a woman,

in a way, involved,

in a much more pleasant context

than you grab her,

and she goes to the Mac, full of people,

even for a man,

for the first time, if a woman wants to have dinner,

she invites you to have dinner,

and there are women who want to have dinner.

There are, there are.

There's a friend who has already seen

one of these exquisite women.

I'm going to tell you, a man with a good car

can even call me a pig.

People are angry.

People are angry.

I've had it with Dimas,

I haven't had it.

With Dimas, it's a kind of...

Dimas Anisa.

We're going to get in touch with Dimas,

it's always time to change.

Well, in the case of Fariadias,

the woman has the certainty that she felt betrayed

by the car she has.

But you know what car she has.

If it's a patrol car, she sees the car,

the police, and she thinks,

here's the ideal man to protect me,

to make a battalion,

who wants to meet me.

It's interesting, as Tiago Paiva would say,

that Fariadias, husband,

a pig,

a woman on the street,

a woman passing by the street,

and a big rabbit, she forgets.

If she presents the car to Tiago Paiva,

she'll tell them.

Now, if the woman is on the street,

a man comes,

passes by the man,

and then a big pig,

goes there with the rabbit next to him.

It happens a lot.

It happens a lot.

It happens a lot.

It happens a lot.

It happens a lot.

Ana, can we see this rabbit?

But that's...

Because it's a historical one,

and a big one.

Of course!

I think the man will be proud.

Really?

The man is proud.

It's going to have,

in the meantime, the male violence

is also suffered by men.

It's a flagellation of Fariadias,

I don't know if it's because it happens in a large number or because it's because it's ridiculous that a man falls in love with a woman, in principle it's the second one.

I can't speak like a police officer, but if you were a police officer you would receive this complaint and say,

hey, this is not that afternoon, I'll never give her a number, and she would say that.

Seriously!

Your wife, because she hits you, so give her a number, I'll take a bottle of wine and I'll give her a corrective, you know what I mean, because I'm full of testosterone.

What's funny is that at a certain point she talks, she would say this.

At the moment I was a father and I completely changed my way of seeing the world.

And that's what I usually say, I don't do anything now, and in the last few months I can embarrass my children and my family.

Ah, too late.

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